/brit/

nonce

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yes (haha)

Say that when you fight for your country like he did.

What does nonce actually mean? I'm very confused about this term

e d g e

thank "g-d" ive evolved past primal urges such as "having a gf"

Mogolico

paedo

a nonce is someone who likes anime

think I fixed it lads

>moustache
Hmmmmm

No

Nice fix 2bqh

one less greebo on the streets

>actually fell for the /eire/ trick

feel dirty now i was in there desu

Ahaa, yes, I see
Nonce.

Been thinking about anarchoprimitivism a lot lately desu

me in the penguin costume

not bad, although she looks a bit generic now. still an improvement

DIRTY
IRISH
TRICKERY

FECKING TAIGS

Welcome home lad

Been thinking about neo-cameralism a lot lately desu

Give your thoughts lad

*harries your north*

Nothing personnel kid

terrible thread so far

apply yourselves

Ahhh yes look at these fine people

Drinking lean with mango and grapefruit juice, very nice can't even taste the shite

Add me to the picture

/irishgf2017/

shagged the new start in the changing rooms and JD

hmm very fascinating
pardon me lads, I need to think on this for a while

*in a high-pitched, mocking tone* "terrible thread so far lads, apply yourselves"

Fuck off Paddy-sympathiser

Seems like a very good idea as a personal philosophy, but realistically can't be implemented on a wider level. And yet a failure to implement it on a wider level will only see the current problems in society amplify, and make it more difficult for people to live a more traditional life if they want to.

TRIGGERED

fucking william the bastard

Looking at this thread in 3D

sershlad

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Halloween this year is on a Monday... will people go out on the town to get messy dressed up on the Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Monday? Really confused tbqh.

Suggestions for Halloween costumes lads?

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im working here, keep it down wont you

Why do Australians always get the best girls and leave us nice guys in the dust

yes

Sir Oswald Mosley

>Been thinking about anarchoprimitivism a lot lately desu

Hopefully any of the first three because I'll still be India and won't have any little oiks knocking on me

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Really pisses me off that he committed tons of atrocities in England without a care in the world but on his deathbed he had a massive whinge about how he regretted massacring the English.

In July 1940, D. J. Page was a young British soldier stationed in England. Page was delighted when his long-awaited wedding photographs arrived, but he found that they had been opened by mistake by another young serviceman in Troop A. The recent bridegroom was in Troop H.
Accompanying the pictures was a very apologetic letter from the man who had inadvertently opened the wedding pictures envelope. But his action was not surprising, as it turned out, due to an incredible similarity between the two men’s names and serial numbers. The name of the man who wrote the letter was Pape; the other’s was Page. Pape’s army serial number was 1509322; Page’s was 1509321. Neither man had previously known the other.
A few months after the war, D. J. Page was working as a driver with London Transport. One day he noticed that the tax deduction on his paycheck was far too high, and he went to his superintendent to inquire about the matter. There Page learned that his salary had been mixed up with that of another London Transport driver, one recently transferred to the same garage, whose name was Pape -- the very same man Page had encountered earlier.
There was yet another coincidence: Page’s license number was 29222; Pape’s was 29223.

who let a fucking monkey in

People here won't get it

Harold Shipman is the best halloween costume.

taking a risk
having a punt
having a go

shan't be reading this

Can't think of many things I hate more than people who are 'Facebook famous'. Literally makes me rage when I see something from Jack Jones or Brad Holmes or some other cunt like that, but I still don't filter their posts because I secretly like to be angry with the normies desu

"I'm not just a piece of meat, lad"

pepe the racist frog

>yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

what did he mean by this?

Wank king

Does anyone else start arguing with Corbyn supporters on youtube when they get drunk?

more

his gf was sat on his face

read this

Captain William Kidd (1645-1701), a famous British pirate, started his career as a regular sea captain. But when he was dispatched to the coast of Madagascar with the purpose of quelling marauding pirates, he joined them instead, and soon became one of the most ferocious raiders on the open seas. After several years of bloody raids on British ships he reached agreement with the English that he would surrender in return for a full pardon. Once he was in custody, the pardon was revoked and he was sent to the gallows. As the noose was put around his neck he said to the assembled crowds: "this is a very fickle and faithless generation."

right lads, need some peng new trainers

just got paid and the money is burning a hole in my pocket, I'm willing to splash out £200

already got roshes, stan smiths, new balances, adidas sambas so would like some non-meme shoes if possible

Not bad

*forces your ideologies*

Looks a bit like Robin Williams desu, hopefully he plays him in a biopic one day.

>looking at youtube comments ever

Did you lads know the new fivers are fireproof? try burning one next time you see one, for some reason it just doesn't catch alight, what the fuck?

depression

apparently that was all propaganda take his death more fitting

he didn't say any of it which makes more sense coming from the bastard

Yes, quite... Yeah...
There's definitely something interesting... About... Yes...

Buy boots moron

who needs more than 3 pairs of shoes?

how do you stumble upon these, hugh?

Better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all.

moar bun

already got some doc martens too

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AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA AAAAA AAAA
FUCK YOU LEAF AAAA

buy some low top docs lad

I know we've had our ups and downs /brit/ but the GF just released her new video and that would mean the world to us if you could like and subscribe youtube.com/watch?v=qINpzm3aKQ0
If you really like please don't hesitate to drop her a comment and share with your mates

i need new creps too but I can't find any nice ones

just tried with 6 of them and they just keep burning :\

why wouldn't it be?

i won't tell you but i will take a look at your digits

Common Project Achilles, they are like 200 quid, really good quality - celebrities wear them

Do I look like a fucking charity?

Suffered some urinary incontinence in my sleep

those aren't even achilles lad

Good conversation, we should do it again some time xx

look like actual shite

>saving thumbnails
loser

youtube.com/watch?v=9ZS13ZZIef0

skip to about 13:30

just popped 6 aspirin how high will I be?

>caring about what shoes you wear

so utterly cringeworthy. aren't you student twats meant to be in lectures?

>mfw this country will be 3rd world in 20 years because of government mismanagement

Feeling nauseous from the earlier role-playing lads
Can't be doing this for too much longer

ah yes
over-priced shoes
very good

Just wanted to trigger absolute runts like you desu. Looks like I succeeded.

Pleb.
>he wears autist shoes his mammy buys him

Bit depressing that the free England that existed before the Norman conquest has been dead for 950 years

bloody hell lads its 10 past 5

where did the day go

>caring about your appearance is a bad thing

ah yes

i've been going barefoot for 7 years now, it's a lot better for your feet
only wear socks in the winter

>Implying I haven't

what's it called when no matter how hard you shake you still get some dribble at the end of a wee that spreads in your pants?

Fucks sake you lads are top blokes

Tims

>man spends £20,000 on surgery to look like david beckham
ah yes, the so called """people"""

Daily reminder that you could be wearing these sexy motherfuckers for half the price you pay for those glorified Stan Smiths

It was benefits too

Fucking cretin

I do not consent to having my posts archived

obviously cheap runt wear

>paying obscene amounts of money for a brand

it's just material that covers your feet, i wear these most days and they've lasted for years

anyone who can make that guy look like David Beckham deserves a nobel prize in medicine

*faints*

yeah but then you look all dressed up for uni

*catches you*

autismwear desu

just get some fucking nikes or adidas, you AND the "expensive means good" runts

>It's a "mum sends me 5 whatsapp messages just to find out what I want for tea" episode

looks more like the bloke that plays Sam whatshisface on Game of Thrones in make up desu

>matched with a trap
and my downfall into degeneracy begins, it's gonna be a wild ride lads. I've gone from a happy 2 year relationship to this in a matter of weeks, i couldn't be happier

>being bald is considered a good haircut in britain
top kek

Alri
*writes it down*

*gives you a cheeky kiss and winks*

you gonna shag him?

doing a lad bible

*archives your posts*
heh...nothing personnel

>him

>not just buying some random generic shoes from Clarks or M&S and saving yourself several hundreds of pounds

ah yes

doing a bible, lad

Upvoted

doing a unilad

>being autistic

new shoes lads

peng as fuck

Don't fall for the dude weed lmao social pressure in most universities m8. There is never any justification to not looking your best.

doing a lap unlike you fat cunts

Lads

strawpoll.me/11327752

this really got my grey matter going

youtube.com/watch?v=8os-nKuoM3o

mate they arent peng get to fuck

>he cares about brands and designers
cannot even begin to comprehend this advanced level of calcification

unilad.co.uk/pics/these-are-the-sexist-nicknames-women-hate-the-most/

>According to the survey’s results, here are the top five pet names women want banned:

>1. Bird – 56 per cent

>2. Doll – 45 per cent

>3. Chick – 42 per cent

>4. Babe – 38 per cent

>5. Queen Bee – 33 per cent

really makes you think doesn't it

>peng

fuck off you nignogs

>relationships with traps/trannies

not a brilliant idea

>He will never know what cool things you unlock once you reach a 100 likes on OkCupid

hate all of these except queen be and doll when used ironically

found a new background lads

really liking it

shagged this bird the other night

she was a fucking doll a real top chick

called her babe and she came back to mine

she was a real queen bee in the sack

lads just wear plastic bags on your feet you'll save hundreds

>unironically hating bird
runt

alri paki

hope you get castrated you fucking weeb nonce

almost there, what happens?

Was Beowulf a snownigger or was he English

Genuine question: Are there any pet names that actually cute? I can't think of a single one.

I have always called my ex's by their name or their nickname

@65503082
dont reply to me ever again

Hope my bus is a double decker so I can sit right at the front on the top deck with my feet against the window and pretend I'm flying :3

Dad can't come to North Korea with me but he's going to give me some money towards going

next best thing haha

Feel like Mr Robot tries a little bit too hard desu. The characters lack any sort of depth, for example Tyrell is pretty much exactly the same as Patrick Bateman.

bird is the most runtiest name to call a girl kill yourself scum

They can fuck off

He was English.

Nothing

t. got a catfishing account of there with bare likes

in the shower lads

>queen bee
what the fuck brits
explain yourselves

you in the middle

>bird is the most runtiest name to call a girl kill yourself scum

KEK

Why to the shitty north?

>going to north korea
do NOT understand this
there are plenty of authoritarian regimes where you will be able to actually see the country instead of some runt tour constantly shadowed by a tour guide/informant

can't take pictures and shit without being arrested
they literally might go to war whilst your there

>Mr Redditbot

ah yes, cracking show that. I especially like the timely social commentary on how corporations run our lives. Really makes me think

>you in the middle

Because the shitty south is too expensive

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Early 2000s design

north korea is 10x more interesting that your country. if I wanted to see some shitty skyscraper cities filled with chinks I would go to japan instead

ARSE

Because I think it will be interesting and who knows how long it will last

want to meet north koreans and see what they are actually like

check out that ad hominem

bloody hell

your an idiot

>can't take pictures and shit without being arrested

confirmed for knowing fuck all

have never heard it said outside of the lorde song to be honest

There's a guy on my bus with an ugly pug face and part-shaved long blonde hair like Natalie Dormer except dry and dyed and shite.

Really feel like getting off at his stop, following him home and beating him to a pulp tbqh lads.

>on tinder looking for the type of guy who isn't on tinder

can't fault her logic there

Girl I stalk on facebook called me out today for downloading all of her holiday pictures this summer, says her phone wouldn't stop beeping

>not calling her gov'na
Shame on you brits

>alri gov'na, suck on me knob

>on tinder looking for the type of guy who isn't on tinder
do women ever think before they open their mouths

That's me please don't do that

umm i guess they'll be not prepared to talk about anything meaningful with you for fear of literal torture and internment

well you can't take photos of anything you are told not to, which is most of the countryside etc, and you'll be detained for spying if you get caught doing it

you aren't allowed to talk to locals though are you
not like they speak english anyway

Am I a runt?

>do women ever think before they open their mouths

t. runt

probably

>not going to somewhere obscure like eritrea, turkmenistan, djibouti or laos
plen to be honest

if you have to ask, you're already a runt

I don't bite
unless you want me too ;)

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>not visiting Japan to buy a suitcase full of shota doujinshi

you are apparently

seem to recall that they actually speak decent english in the areas that they allow tourists but I need to check

you sound like a nigger

whats YOUR excuse /brit/?

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he already visited japan
you'll never guess what he got

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Business idea: Business ideas

>not visiting Japan to buy an overpriced hug

use it as an opportunity to flirt

big gino could heem anyone here

I'm losing weight right now

t. goes on holiday to magaluf

banter

why is there a hole at the knee
I dont understand fashion sometimes

I'd fuck the guy.

bonbonbonbonbon

>Laos
>Obscure

Literally every middle-class runt on their gap yah goes to Laos as part of their South East Asia trip. One of the most popular activities there is floating down a river in an inflatable tube and getting drunk at various bars along the way. It's a very typical place for normies to go desu.

going to book a holiday to japan and walk around tokyo hoping I get mugged by some schoolgirls

prove it you pickaninny

Kek

may i join in please

hmmmmm ok

it seemed the most obscure of the countries around there

has anyone flown air austria before

>djibouti

Which are the best 5 star hotels in grimsby?

I really want to move to Japan but it is quite difficult.

The only ways for Brits to legally move there are:
-Be married to a Japanese national
-Get accepted on a university course to study Japanese in Japan (obviously you can only stay while studying and work options are highly restricted)
-Apply to the program to become an assistant English teacher (you need a degree to apply and can only stay for up to 5 years)
-Apply for a work holiday visa (no degree needed, but you need to prove you can afford to sustain yourself and can only stay for 12 months)
-Have a highly specialized job and knowledge that is in demand from a Japanese company, and ask the company to ask the Japanese government to grant an exceptional circumstances work visa
-Contact a Buddhist or Shinto organisation who can request to the government for special permission for you to train and work as a monk or priest

I don't have a degree and don't expect to find a Japanese girlfriend in poor industrial northern towns.

So should I become a Shinto priest, or a Buddhist monk???

I NEED A BF TO FUCK RIGHT NOW

me

One less emo shite

what was it like

Going to have a nap lads, someone tuck me in? :3

I'd fuck maisie

Same

gimmick idea: reply to every yank post with the chorus to "lip up fatty" by bad manners because Yanks are fat

That's an immigration system done right desu.

literaly a premier inn

marathon monk, I dare you

*Fucks you in*

all me

never replying to you again

that happened to me the other day, she was fucking hot too. told her sorry I don't swing that way but good luck.

>-Contact a Buddhist or Shinto organisation who can request to the government for special permission for you to train and work as a monk or priest
almost too easy

it gets harder every day

i imagine so or they'd be out of business by now

gay dudes are so lucky they dont have to worry about pregnancy they're only afraid of aids which isn't nearly as bad

OH HE BOUT TO DO IT
*succs you in*
*dabs*

Did that one lad pass his driving test?

Fuck sake lads. I wasn't aware of pakis in my city. What should I know about paki women?

are you on no fap?

they like spicy food and also like to be naughty

the gf's sick of my beard and lengthening hair

not gonna cut it for her though lmao

examples of good posts

>aids which isn't nearly as bad

h3h3 is one of the most painfully unfunny youtube channels

You'll always be a foreigner

>h3h3 is one of the most painfully unfunny youtube channels

explain please

take me back to those happy days

almost missed that other post
good post

t. bender

just had an excellent steak and chips lads

>i enjoy h3h3 (i'm vaping ironically)

i can never think of a good username for things

It's not quite as common as Thailand admittedly, but people going out there for a few months will almost always do a generic trip where they also visit Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos.

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic volcanic analyst

*blows in a Mario 64 cartridge*
*Fires up the Nintendo 64*

t. bigdickbandito

Yourself

JFK was not shot by oswald, he was as he put it a "patsy". It was the federal banking Jews that killed Kennedy and if you look at any of his economic policies on the federal bank which enslaved America upon the death of roosevelt the reason why is obvious.

youtu.be/Ol2sZNPqpo4

It's too obvious. Why did LBJ have the limousine JFK got shot in disassembled the Monday after he had been shot so forensic analysis couldn't be carried out? Why did the bullet fired from oswalds carcano rifle stay in absolute pristine condition? Why did jack ruby (a close mafia associate) kill Oswald? Why did the post mortem of oswalds body have tonsils when oswald had his tonsils removed as a boy? Why did oswalds wife say that the body wasn't his and that it was missing numerous scars and birthmarks? How could a novice shooter fire that many shots in quick succession with a cheap low accuracy rifle?

This is one of the worst lies ever told by history, there's no way Oswald killed JFK

>tfw 5'8 and built like the michelin man

ah yes

Two weeks in and I hate living in Southampton desu.
Any lads out here tonight?

>Anonymous
what a shit username lol

Shan't be reading this

xinj3568216

My brother just moved there for uni

Totally

>tfw 5'7 and built like a Cornish astronomer

haha look at my user name haha

>tfw 5'6 and built like the proverbial icelad

no no do not agree with people eating dinner this early

What is the most irrelevant place in the UK do you think lads? I've narrowed the list down to Northampton, Peterborough, Mansfield and Uttoxeter.

that's actually just my real height backwards

Thanks. I'm ok with the latter

1st lifting session at the gym tonight lads, wish me luck haha

Seriously hope it's Southampton uni and not >the other one

5'4 and built like your ex

It was alri for a while then reddit got their hands on it, gone to the dogs ever since

>tfw 6'2 and built like a DYEL virging on the chubby side but with some respectable chest, lower back and leg development if looked at from certain angles

had chips for dinner
you may think it runty but the restaurant just up the road makes some VERY good chips

haha fuck you lol

northampton and peterborough are not irrelevant

uttoxter is a tiny village lol there are many like it

mansfield is a good shout though

Eww no, you want trainers and you wote the word "peng". Why should I help you? Chav.

>my real height backwards
5'5 backwards is still 5'5 sweetie

no it's not

>no protein

still runty af my dude ;^)

0'0.5 and built like your willy

Start heavy and taper off lad

>tfw 5'9 and built like a twink

nice one reddit XD

>tfw 6'3

6'5*
didn't expect anyone to believe me

>tfw 6'2 and built like somebody that has done basic calisthenics for the last year or so

removed my reddit flag so that herts has to respond to me

had aioli with it
dunno if that has protein

>brit midgets

>tfw 5'10 and built like a scouse call centre worker

>>h3h3 is one of the most painfully unfunny youtube channels

haha alri lads

all youtube "personalities" are vapid shells pushing their own toxic agenda and then selling it on t-shirts to 16 year olds

none of them are "comedians"

give me bob hope any day over these clowns

alri grandpa

sersh lad

why are you pretending to be tall now icelad

i thought we would be short together x

>tfw 5'2 and built like a qt

>tfw 5'1 and built like a Finnish britaboo

5'9 and built like a poundland shelf stacker

catch me on my samsung
SBE anthem

>don't know if mayonnaise contains eggs

come on...

Note: fuck all of it, I wouldn't recommend eating aioli in place of meat/fish.

>tfw 4'11 and built like a qt girl

>give me bob hope any day over these clowns

>mayonnaise
>aioli

umm no sweetie x

teehee
alright x

yeah, they'd be first in front of the firing squad tbqh.

New here

>tfw 6'5 and built like a south London grime mc

had some pretty noticeable aura yesterday
too bad it was pretty much colourless

nu

real