War Sim

France and Germany declare war on each other. What happens?

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Germany gets destroyed because their armed forces is a joke.

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Good joke frog

Both surrender at the same time

french armed forces go on strike and germans refuse to fight because they dont want be intolerant to muslims

If no foreign intervention France wins.
France got a recent history of military interactment in other countries that beats Germanys by lengths.

Our battle ready troops actually not. Only the recruiting units have problems with supplies because all the good and working stuff goes to the actual soldiers.

France would win though because of nukes.

>France nuke Germany
>the war ends

France surrenders

>7 reply
>0 american poster
>0 "LE SURRENDER FROG Xdddddddd"

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nevermind an american outpaced me

>Japan in charge of make good/funny posts

MAKING, MAKING ;_;

Krauts go full autist and kill off six gorillion Belgians because they don't like them, then probably get firebombed to shit again

Dresden best day of everyone's lives :')

G*rmans take a quick lead and start occupying French territory.

Refugees in France do their routine terror attacks and BTFO the G*rmans.

France advances and occupies German territory

Refugees in Germany do their routine terror attacks and BTFO the French.

The question is what side the Turks take

>France surrenders
>Germany occupies France
>The world stops them
>Future Frenchies repeat memes about all 6 gorillian of their grandfathers fighting in le resistance

History repeats itself

france has nukes nuff said

They'd surrender them

France with its arabs and blacks annexes al alamani

>leafboys talking shit

Muslims all go to the rest of europe and they have both solved their refugee problem.

Sounds like a win-win.

>surrendering to/losing against THIS Germany

My greatgrandfather was actually fighting in Le SS

Both countries are too wussified to actually do anything. Their world leaders plan a picnic in neutral belgium to barter a truce. Germany brings sausages and potato salad. France brings cheese. The war is called off and both countries get taken over by muslims anyway. The end.

french foreign legion is best legion

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Froggos surrender

>Germany invades France
>German soldier accidentally trips over the Belgian border on the way to the Somme
>UK gets angry for the trespassing
>declares war on Germany
>Italy switches sides
>Germany showing it's tolerance of Islam allies with ISIS aka ottoman empire part 2
>ISIS invades southern Europe and Balkans
>Serb uprising
>Kebab removal begins
>Germany attacks Serbs
>Putin intervenes
>Russia declares war on Germany and invades Poland
>as a symbol of friendship Emperor Trump nukes all kebab
>Mooslems everywhere
>middle East glasses
>Germany glassed
>France glassed
>Decisive American victory

GOD BLESS

>Who do the Turks ally with?
The Italians of course

i liek this

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Verdun and Passchendaele happen.

>What happens?
The eternal anglo wins.

This.

Lol no.
You would just stall at the Somme