/brit/

>went out
>asked the gf to bring the recycling boxes in and leave them in the garden to drain
>get in just now
>she's left them on the carpet
>all the water drained out onto the floor
>she acted like nothing happened

ahh yes, women

you were beat fair and square laddy

don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine
but he's a mouthbreather

graham's gold top milk
nectar of the gods 2bh

5'6 and built like a twink strawhouse

fuck off with your thread wars you irrelevant ant of a man

>5'11
>6ft (masterrace)
>6ft2+

fuck off

wonder why wasps do that weird thing where they hover threateningly centimetres from your face

*rent a flat in brixton*

Anyone ever driven around the Nurburgring?

I've been asked to do it as part of some charity thing at work. I like the idea of it but I'm scared of wrecking my car.

waiting for a yank to post to try out my new gimmick

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2ft11 and built like a childs doll house

If anyone here follows the UniLad or Lad Bible pages on Facebook may I please suggest that they unironically kill themselves in as painful a way as possible please desu.

wow cute

End of the Uganda gimmick 2bh. Back in Bradford tomorrow and NOT looking forward to it.

drive slowly?

Do it lad
You'll regret it if you don't

they're funny though

5ft8 and build like an african mud hut

>ugandan lives in bradford

I am NOT surprised

post uganda pics

>end of uganda
>back in bradford

hmm

Bradford is worse than Uganda?

convinced they found Cred Forums through them desu

Uganda be kidding me

Good evening lads

t. rasheed

Why is Karen so shit?
I saw her poo into the River Thames!

>tfw 5'6'' and built like a Frenchman

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Yeah but I'm scared of holding everyone up in better cars

What if I crash? Do I have to get special insurance or something?

They're normie cancer.

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mirin'

routine?

Post tattoo

Dunno I'm sure your work has it all worked out
Ask your boss what the deal is

the gf has a foot fetish lads
hit the jackpot

Just lost 600 on the FOBTs

no not good enough

youtube.com/watch?v=zFKzgtkUhPU smooooooooth tune

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475129351134.webm

>tfw the /fit/ter I get the more narcissistic I get
I only hope I never get so narcissistic that I whip my abs out every time I see a camera.

>gf has the worst, most disgusting fetish
>jackpot
Not following.

why would you want this

looooooooooooooooooool oh my dayzzzzz blud i am CREASING pmsl

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screeching and shrieking

>gf has the worst, most disgusting fetish
not a foot guy myself, but i can easily imagine something worse

the wife
i.4cdn.org/gif/1475129940015.webm

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I place scat fetishists above footfags tbqh, even though both are disgusting.

Wait 'til next payday,, win it all back my laaaaaad

if i wanted to move to a country that had these aspects:
>english speaking or language with similiar difficulty to english
>going to work without a car is an option
>white
>has great nature
where would i move to?

nice

What's the point of having abs if you're not showing them to everyone

worse than scat not as bad as feet

Feet are the intellectual's fetish
not a surprise that you pathetic runts don't understand that

Wales

hi

LA times is the only trustable poll

it doesn't just state the current polling, but the trends of the last 7 days. if trump was seriously hurt by the debate then the LA times poll will drop significantly by this weekend, which it hasn't

Above footfags.

I didn't get /fit/ for abs. Abs were just a byproduct of getting /fit/. I just got /fit/ so I could indulge my love of running more without becoming a skelly.

i have the same attitude about my penis

sweden

>Feet are the intellectual's fetish
>not a surprise that you pathetic runts don't understand that

This is the only fedorapost I will publicly endorse.

feetfags are literally mentally ill. Their brains are wired wrong

that first sip of the day

>when you trying to distance yourself from a girl to prevent hurt feelings
>when she tells you not to distance yourself
>when you open up to her and she then distances herself from you
why do women do this
I was happy on my own, then you came along and gave me hope only to crush me again

n0

Cornish independence NOW
British invaders and occupiers OUT OUT OUT

Well of course if you do it for the running enjoy it, but also enjoy the results of that

Below 18cm it's not worth it

runt

because you can love each others feet like they should be loved?

Pour it in a glass with ice

went back to /fit/ for the first time in a while as this meme reached its peak. Not VERY funny i'll be honest

women are cold and callous and they hurt people just because they can

streamable.com/8x86

me and the girls x

I'm sure I'll get to whip them out at some point. Maybe next summer or something.

You fell for her powerplay. You had the power, she didn't like that, so she reeled you in and gave herself the power by becoming the distancer. You fucked up.

getting stressed just trying to work out my itinerary ffs

Ireland

would flatten you irl

shant be clicking this

Is this actually any good?

meet me down the harbour in ten minutes and I'll lay you out like a carpet

going to the store right next to subway. if the nigger I hate is working there I'm going to walk in and call him a nigger on camera and run away

doing a think about an anglo-east asian alliance

>leadership challenge was supposed to either oust Corbyn or weaken him
>instead it's strengthened his mandate
>he can't reasonably be challenged before 2020
>he will deselect moderate MPs
>boundary changes will also elminate moderate MPs
>Corbyn will go after the general secretary and seek to have him replaced

Where were you when Labour was rendered unelectable for the next 100 years?

just go to butlins lol

>harbour
FOY

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475153817263.webm

>Yanks

poo

me

have you never had it

were you never a year 7 in your first week of secondary school trying to be all grown up and going to the corner shop after school with a bunch of lads and buying tons of monster and relentless and then drinking it and pretending it was like cocaine or something

playing fifa17 in a party with all the lads discussing our plans for the weekend :)

>You fell for her powerplay. You had the power, she didn't like that, so she reeled you in and gave herself the power by becoming the distancer. You fucked up.

Some act unconsciously and some girls know exactly what they're doing but this is indeed a thing

great thing about being gay is you don't have to deal with women

runt behaviour

Good lads

a bird called me an autistic neckbeard in greggs lads

me having a sit down

what are they doing

>breaks into USA chant
Gets me every single fucking time.

And you're gonna tell me that dudes can't be assholes and manwhores too?

Called you an autistic neckbeard?

i would break your heart, honey

>not watching Sparta Prague v Intermilan

>playing fifa17 in a party with all the lads discussing our plans for the weekend :)

yea in greggs

nothing wrong with patriotism

I've had Monster. I meant that particular flavour.

nah lad i'd slump you ya fuckin runt

me having a party
i.4cdn.org/gif/1475166805935.webm

weird for people this ugly to be so obsessed with the way they look

All I wanted was to be friends, wasn't exactly asking to marry her

why?

>nothing wrong with brainwashing
amerilards everyone

is there anything more autistic than political discussion in porn threads

Don't think i shall be clicking on these /gif/ links. I'm on uni wifi so they probably monitor what i browse

I don't have one any more :£

why do they bother keeping people like this alive

i would want to die if i were like him

if you see a newborn baby that is this fucking mangled, just lob him out the window

no need for it

>he's spinning around on the hump

youtube.com/watch?v=uGRFEiLBZCE&ab_channel=LaLa

ahhh yes, the left

alright karl

feel bad for laughing at this

USA chant is genuinely one of my favourite things in the world lad. Not even memeing.

Take it in your stride lad. You fucked up this time by giving her the power, but you wont fuck up next time.

to the roastie cunt who sits next to me at work who gave me this cold:

fuck you i hope you and your newly wed husband get cancer and die

>le corbyn is unelectable meme

did you forget he won 2 elections with a huge majority?

actually read it in his voice too

what

FOY

you never see an old man havin a twix

know both of these in real life
quite odd that you've made this your gimmick

To her woman who sits next to this lad at work, I hope you and your new husband lead full, loving, fulfilling lives.

pay the machine operators the same wages as the footballers

i would suck a dick at night

These are the ONLY good Monster Energy® flavours

Debate this
Protip: You can't

having fantasies about being spit-roasted by two hunky men

the only thing we have to fear is:-

give jjb managers php developers wages

What's Ripper taste like?

really need to get laid i'll be honest with you all

it's 2016, of course they won't. they'll be divorced in a matter of months

Still absolutely CREASING at my mate posting a picture of Rose in the Watsapp and the lads all saying how fit Rose is.

Gonna break the news to them tomorrow night when we meet up for drinks lmao

like this
*rips a wet one in your mouth*

imagine being that guy walking down the road, all of a sudden a mangled mutated bloody newborn comes flying out of a window and lands on the pavement in front of you
would put me right of dinner

doing a think. will report back

I'm a php developer and I earn £42k a year lad

barely enough tol live on, i struggle every month.

for some reason i get multiple ideas each day for games, movies, etc. daily (for as long as i can remember)

what jobs would allow me to express this creativity lads

>it's 2016, of course they won't. they'll be divorced in a matter of months

Passion fruit tropical guava thingy

machine operation

Depends where you live. Divorce rate in Norn Iron are on the decrease and they're already sitting at only like 13%.

women are really boring

Cricket is the thinking mans sport 2bh lads

put the MPs on the footballers' wage

*destroys your confidence*

...

writer

because its so boring all you can do is think to yourself lol

16 million adults in the UK have savings of less than £100, pathetic

How can I join the Aston Villa Ultras lads?

ALBA GU BRÁTH

the only good women are the farm-raised and fishing village ones

let me guess. you were one of the few fortunate 18% of our country who grew up without a divorce

>In 1993 al-Zarqawi gave one of his men a bomb and told him to blow up a cinema because it was showing pornographic films, but the man got so distracted by what was happening on screen that he forgot about his bomb. It exploded and blew his legs off.

howling

Fuck off Jock

I like the boring ones because I'm also boring

this wasn't me

twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/776461869490069508

Damn I'm lucky mine are still together

are you interesting mate?

>maccys

that guy needs to be forcibly put in a bin.

making a meme tbqh lads

streamable.com/gut0

Amazing gimmick

Need to find more of these normie runts

t. literal, unironic billionaire

oh no it's mr plastic with mrs plastic

Poland is the future of Western Civilization and the white race.

put that in your pipe and smoke it

A nice tl;dr of history from a traditional chinese view is - We invented everything and then forgot it while barbarians remembered.

Lads how do I join the Birmingham City firm?

The gf told me if I don't listen to the new Lady Gaga song she'd break up with me
Told her to jog on

Refuse to believe there are people in the UK that need food banks

Probably literal homeless heroin addicts

you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but in this case, you can just tell they're both utter cunts

t.Polish man

all me

top lad
twitter.com/azzbrough_/status/776860902003974145

I would like to thank the lads that gave me a great time out last weekend, it was great you guys... God bless.

you've never heard of the north?

I have a lot of life experience and it’s this: travel. What did Albert Einstein, Shakespeare, and Jesus have in common? They traveled. They were citizens of the world.

I’m a citizen of the world. I went to film camp. I’ve read Sartre. I’ve read thomas pincheon. I’ve read Ayn Rand. I’ve been to Italy. I’ve been to France. I speak French. I’ve been to Spain. I’ve been to Kenya. I’ve backpacked across europe. I’ve been to China. I prefer tea to coffee. I’ve been to Greece. I love Greek food. I’m a foodie. I’m always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes and Noble and lose track of the time. The black people I’ve met, say I have a lot of flavor. I love my macbook. I also love my macbook pro. I drive an ancient volvo that barely starts.

>the poor dutch with their hawk noses and cat eyes
where are these animal-human hybrid runt dutchmen

good pasta

where is this from?

>constantly worrying about things i can't control
>i worry about them because i have no control over the situation
How can i break out of this cycle Cred Forums? I don't want to spend another 3 years of my life worrying about one thing after another

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got called a silly pom cunt in woolies

ARSE!!!!!!

at least its f-friday tomorrow r-right lads?

What was the conclusion to your thoughts?

are 'wide-ons' actually a thing?

as in does a girls fanny get wider when she's turned on?

why are you reposting shit from /his/

I like England.
I do NOT like Scotland.
I like Wales.
I do NOT like Northern Ireland.

>are 'wide-ons' actually a thing?

>as in does a girls fanny get wider when she's turned on?

Think this post was a jibe towards myself
Unironically know a lot of their firm whereas I don't really know any of the villa 'lads'

the term 'Androgyny' was just something created by the greeks to justify homosexuality and to another extent, love.

ah yes... home from another day of servitude

or 'work' as I've taken to calling it

Because it's interesting and I thought people here would enjoy it

I agree with your ratings

ah yes
the alleged "throwback thursday"
very impressive

youtu.be/QKwMFas9XnY?t=5m49s

Same opinion as me
Also like republic of Ireland

I changed my mind, I wanna join the WBA firm cuz their team is actually good

I didn't enjoy it you mick cunt

my latest purchase

>love
quite gay, that

this is a very good lad right here

when people say girls get wet they don't mean they actually get wet right, it's like slang for something else?

Their firm is shite though, worst in the midlands
Walsall tier

>go to leeds
>men call each other "love"

bit gay that

>literal 8/10 petite blonde with blue eyes i used to work with messaged me out of the blue and asked if i wanted to go to dinner tomorrow night
>this happens to be the time in my life where i have a massive ulcer on my tongue and it physically hurts to eat and even talk

what the fuck is my meme life lads

pepe and all memes will soon be illegal lads

we're heading towards a very dark future

So true

/brit/ i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474328248153.webm

I like Sam Hyde tbH. He's quite funny sometimes
I like the video where he talks about some kitchen tool he used to press a cheese sandwich and his mum gets really angry and stuff. funny guy

>leeds
VERY VERY gay

twitter.com/demi10livecom/status/776445253578592256

ah yes

jesus fucking christ lad

their vagina actually gets moist

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youtube.com/watch?v=VFCyvrj32Mk

doing a listen

Relationship goals

Completed phase 7 of my pawn manipulation scheme at work today lads.

start stockpiling my lad

Found the literal virgin

uhh youve gone over the message limit mate lol

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>spend 1 hour with female colleague at lunch
>bored to tears by her stupid woman shit

women really have no depth at all

youtube.com/watch?v=RuP1Q71OcIQ
me irl lads

t. permaturbovirgin

Any new memes?

>>spend 1 hour with female colleague at lunch
>>bored to tears by her stupid woman shit

>women really have no depth at all

relationship goals

The GF telling me a """funny""" anecdote that happened that day

i think the word moist would be more appropriate

>t. megalithic virgin

I know you hate Swedes but atleast post your Mosley you got saved on your HDDs or SSDs lads please

an escort once thanked me for getting her really wet

mandem goals

A united kingdom of England and Wales only would be wonderful 2bqh

Then you haven't really turned a girl on

wonder how benders were treated in caveman days

hi swede

fucking hell

Context of the picture?
t. big fan of mike skinner not gonna lie

mental illness wasn't invented yet

>tfw at my work the only people my age are 3 girls and a gay guy
>we all eat lunch together and they are the most pleb people ever fucking conceived of on this planet
>constantly try to shoehorn me into their normoid plans

fucking hate them

does the level of humidity differs between words? the word moist just sound nicer tbH. wet is kinda vulgar

>I know you hate Swedes

Feel guilty now

guarantee some mental woman wrote this

team goals

mike skinner and jaykae chilling in Birmingham city centre

youtu.be/tlrqUQImGX4

>pic

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why lad? the scots are good lads
norns are a bit annoying with their religious extremism but mostly good lads as well

truth

squad goals

Don't want to go to class

>Wales
>A kingdom

Pick one

jewellery goals

Moist is how she gets when you've been making out and she's kinda turned on
Wet is when she's dripping and can't keep her hands off you

think she might be The One lads
too scared to talk to her in case I screw it up

Battle of Yorktown best day of life

literally fuck essays lads

what is the point

>the scots are good lads

They voted SNP and remain. They belong to the continentals now

MIGHT SUCK A COCK LADS

AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

Fuckin hell
was about to reply to someone then I realised he had an algerian flag
cant even browse the chon without being swarmed by foreigners

CTR has cranked it up to 11 today

>it's a "the ex-gf hasn't had a relationship since we broke up" episode

ah yes

delete this frog please

nothing wrong with either of these desu

>tinder
chad's playground
why bother

how do i get into heroin

Too busy shagging around

>sapiophile
she's a runt

CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK 2h
City banker who called a bouncer a gay c*** and punched him in the eye has lost his Barclays job and has to move back in with mum and dad.

which one of you was this

i don't think i will

freedom of expression and all that

watching the sun go down lads

she's either sleeping around without commiting to a relationship
or has a new bf but isn't public yet
or using her new free time for some introspection haha

Mosley wasn't actually that popular though
hitler really fucked any sort of big nationalist movements forever

Mark Davis

He was always an absurd maverick

no

doxxed and outfoxed

rich cunt

>hello, I am President Fart

>some lad in /brit/ is rich enough to own a yard

wow never thought i'd see this

the thing you have to realise is that girls are always getting some action
the moment you break up with your gf theres another person just waiting to slide in

did you know in china that a ladys vagina goes side to side not back to front

>lives in the runtburbs
>supports foxhunting
ah yes
conservatives

Gobbeles was also very butthurt about Swedes, what was up with that?

>>tinder
>chad's playground
>why bother

DON'T LET THE SUUUUUN GO DOWN ON ME

Cunts that call Italians, spaniards, Slavs and Irish non white are the most delusional Cred Forums spamming fuckwits I've ever met

>yard
FOY

tortellini for tea

it's all a bit of banter
hows uni mr bus

doing a wank to some chinese comics

this revelation has caused me to ruminate profoundly

Plains Indian women would use their vaginas as a sort of saddle bag for holding all their things/holding their baby like a kangaroo/storing curdled mare's milk to make cheese

Studies have shown the lad is right and not a fedora.

the only non-whites on that list are irish

maybe he meant he owns the gaff

new

listening to asian traditional music
its quite good

/brit/
Thoughts? youtube.com/watch?v=iEeSPc5oTcM

what kind

cannot wait until 9 Nov

Cred Forums is going to be in tears

might make a Reddit account so I can laugh at all the wetboys on r/The_Donald

lol

some spaniards and italians are very dark though
the irish thing is just because we're catholic though

>spaniards
ask any spainard whether he's white and post results
go on i dare you

I call the Irish nonwhite, it's a fucking joke. Half of Britain is descended from paddies lad try not to take it too seriously.

The dagos ARE nonwhite though

I thought the Nazis saw Nordics as Aryans too?

nobody actually expects trump to win though

a lot of people will be pissed regardless

>white
>non white
really good of god to split everyone up like this
makes it easier to avoid thinking

>Irish
>Slavs
white
>Italians
sometimes white, mostly not
>Spaniards
NOT WHITE

filling my sugar plum head with fanciful distractions

watching a cheeky dragon ball super

not swedes 2bh