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The Barratt new build life edition

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korean pop?

better thread

don't like these new build estates desu. britons were meant to live in pudgy rows of terraced houses

>why yes i WOULD rather live on a shitty estate than a victorian terrace
>why yes i DO hutt my bosses farts
aspirational cunts should be shot

these things are everywhere

absolutely groß

>tfw Hammond has ended the H2B scheme
>tfw my Barratt new build dreams have been flushed down the toilet

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Mosley was fairly popular desu

*rips a gnarly wave*

duuuuuuuuuuude!

Explain this /brit/ youtube.com/watch?v=iEeSPc5oTcM

spinach and ricotta

Relationship goals

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you now remember stephen gately

how do normies get to live life on easy mode

me on the left

good lad

my personal favourite

hmmmmmmmm

looks like a trump rally

>"oi Tom. Flynn told me to tell you that he says you're gay"
>"that fat wanker"
>Flynn didn't say anything
Playground roaches

essays rooooooooooo

wheres the niqab for her and the dress for him?

fuck off back to your own country paki

the BNP has a larger membership than Mosley ever did
he just was better with large rallies.

One day at a time lad, one day at a time...

looks good

>nationalism
haha you cheeky memers you

wubblerflubberbubbleblubbs wibblywobblypooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Alex: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.

>literally only live to keep ur fat ass alive and rich
why /brit/ why, we could have been great together

We only dress like that to go outside

honestly they just fall in with a group who become popular in secondary school and then they're set for normie life until their 30's

There he is
It's Cat Yank

today i learned having a big yard is a status symbol in the UK

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one of my favourite /brit/ personalities

He tried to save you lads.

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Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly bell!

Sorry lad

STILL no black gf ffs

we killed the wrong hitler

60° Fahrenheit B) Feels good man B)))

hitler speeches were quite overrated

yeah and we fucking merked him haha

Britain is fucking great

>If I wasn't single and

There is no difference between the uk and USA

hahahahahaha

gf demands that i clean her period by eating her out

>tfw you will never live in a Barratt house
feels bad man

There is no difference between Japan and South Korea

U.K has refugees U.S.A does not

To a dull-headed Jap yes

True
Thanks for stopping by

y-yeah SO glad we did that

NOT

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*boots her out of bed and calls her a disgusting cunt*
*makes a coffee as she cries and puts the sheets in the wash*
stupid cunt

there is no difference between japs and chinks

>this opinion

>t. China

>brooklyn

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

why would you want to live there

looool give your head a wobble you fucking weapon

Why join that music with that clip?

haha alri lad

cant see celts not being on the ubermensch list
would you miss us? ;_;

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Very much

not an argument

>international coffee day

are we all in agreement that coffee is shite then?

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this one got the synapses firing

delete this

and so the early nights draw in

ah yeah, quite miserable

Emotional episode of Emmerdale lads

potato famine

fuck off you bogger

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me on the right

why would you not
brooklyn is kawaii

ideating a suicide

i would like to point out the fact that this opinion is usually shared by children

wanking to sienna grace again

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stylish ponco lad

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic HR manager

too easy

literally sipping a cappuccino as we speak

Why do we do this to ourselves

never understand the people that are like "i need a coffee to start my day" or "huuhhhh need a coffee rn" bruv just eat a banana

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this one really got the brain whirring

hehe
black people eh
what will they do next

*looks her up*
She's qt- oh

i don't get city folk. if anything goes wrong you're in big trouble. if your power goes out for more than a day everything devolves into chaos. have fun defending yourself and your family from looters/criminals. the police won't do shit unless you live in a priority area which most people don't. i remember when a solar flare hit quebec and it knocked out their power for almost two weeks. they had a national crisis over it

i live out in the country and i feel like it's the best place to be

>drinking caffeine after 6

ho.. h'oh dear lad *chuckles and shakes head* dear oh dear

Coffee is a meme

nothing related to black people? bananas are really good, particularly if you're starting your day

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don't you want her to force you onto your knees whilst she rams her willy into your mouth?

Coffee is okay.

I only drive it to stave off the hunger

'eres one to start your day
*unzips dick*

hello IDIOTS

dont you get bored la? feel like there would be nothing to do in the rural us

Popping down marks and spencers

it's good after dinner imo

dont like this political speech gimmick

>tfw 5'10 and built like a junior civil servant

after coffee espresso is HORSE

hummm its the evening but maybe tomoz when I wake up ok? x

Where do you live? Sounds like you've got a comfy life lad

for real though. brick should never have been used for scottish estates. stands out like a sore thumb amonst the modern cottage flats and terraced with roughcasting

Just read Poleaboos latest blog entry.

Is it all a gimmick or is he really getting laser hair removal? Proof?

you'll be up all night lad

as soon as it gets to 5:30 I switch to redbush tea

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trying out some camouflage for deep space mate?

quivering with anticipation

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hmm
this didn't go like i meant it to

scotland was a mistake 2bh

fuck off poleaboo

n-no

Suspect this is him

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300lb and built like a shit brickhouse

evenin memers

reported for race crimes

5"5 and built like a job centre security guard

so tired lads
all the time

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double pay this month

you have depression

Then leave leaf

Who here /tube chat/

What floors the bennies office on blud

The summer sun is sinking low behind the field and lea.
The pale moonlight is shining bright far off beyond Tralee.
The dismal stars and the clouds afar are darkening o'er the moor,
And the banshee cried when young Dalton died, In the Valley of Knockanure

me 2
sleeping 8 to 9 hours every night doesn't make things better

fuck lads, why lad why wtf is wrong with us, i even had a asian man defending swedes on a bus once fuck lad

*sees you wearing this*
*chins you*
*gets a round of applause and pats on the back from everyone else*
he shouldn't have provoked me tbf

Whats that drink

You sit on your arse all day doing nothing and don't exercise.

Is this real? It sounds autistic af

BOLLOCKS

gf went through my laptop

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>generation identitaire
tears

has technology fucked us up so much that we can't even have basic social interactions anymore?

also what kind of degenerate reprobate talks to strangers on the subway

Karhu, simply means "bear"
>t. fenno-swede

cant stop watching this frenbch anime stuff lads streamable.com/ve6i

VERY gay

pretty sure Princess Charlotte is the Queen reincarnated desu

it was a gorilla campaign to promote love and understanding

rate the Halloween costume lads

t. non coffee drinker

>projecting
I actually go to the gym most days and work a physical job
I just drink too much which gives me a shit sleep

Usa and uk are both very fat. Both are loud. Both are racist

Heey

10/10 mate nice work

which queen you sponge

(not your dad)

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>japan
>calling anyone else racist
smirking quietly to myself
aka HOWLING

ni hao ma?

why are all the best gfs gay


source: cara and pic related

i think you do

what if i was on my knees and you had your willy out

idk
nobody gives a shit about anyone but themselves anymore. Theres no sense of duty to the nation or people

never even heard of them desu, are they just another meme protest group

so lonely
so alone

100% gay. You from Melbourne?

wish this RACIST would stop posting NAZI SHIT that nobody is WATCHING

Both china and Japan have look the same, both are very annoying and nobody likes them.

>tfw being muscular makes you look better without clothes, but nothing that looks good fits properly
>tfw being thin looks /fa/ as fuck in everything but you also look like a skeleton

Why is London such a joke lads?

20th century is over loool

you like them because they don't intimidate you as much as straight women because you aren't worried about them finding you attractive or not

his speeches are way overrated
just non stop rhetoric nothing else

absolutely screeching at this

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what are sumo wrestlers? and don't japs have a kink fetish for fat girls?

we are loud. i'll give you that

always thought the japanese were some of the most racist people on the planet

Do you have blood in your poo?

some old women started talking to me on the subway once
wasn't feeling good about this so at first i nodded my head about everything while looking at the floor but after some time i got out of my shell and started talking for a bit
some people just need those interactions so they don't bug out mentally

>you were on the Cred Forums
>on the traps

dying

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what the FUCK IS SHE DOING

hello schlomos

post you are soapfu

post racist frogs

attaching the net

story lads

no

the pineal gf

>Both are racist
We're doing our best to catch up to the Japanese level of racism

give ur rare mosleys lad youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA

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fat english bird told me I have a lovely smile

imagine how bad she smells

wouldn't say the UK are as fat as the yanks. they're also less loud. don't really know about racism

rate my new trainers lads

I mean the idea of national socialism is ok but all nat socs just become naziboos
have some pride in your own culture lad

very strange thing just happened

i was looking through the shemale thread on /gif/ and the one which has a 'girl' helictopering her willy with the ride of the valkyries music in the background, as soon as i hovered over that the amazon advert with jeremy clarkson in came on and that had the EXACT same song and it synced up perfectly

genuinely feel amazing right now

I wish I had an extreme right wing proud Irish traditionalist to share my weight and combat training and eventually declare a coupe with x

what did they do to twitch
my eyes...

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would pay 300 pounds for these

samefag...

This 2bqh

Don't much care for the Germans at all.

really made me think

Oh

nice trousers mate

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hope trump loses lads
don't care who wins

you are right there, most natsocs just become a glorified LARP of germany in the 1930s instead of actually applying the ideals to your own culture. thats why mosley is inherently more based

>top gear fans

smelly,,nasty,

Lad sometimes when I think about how the Irish have been made clowns of for the past few hundred years and how we lost our language in an gorta mór it makes it hard. It makes it hard on me. We still don't have the north. What kind of a people are we?

Honestly if you don't speak Irish then do not call yourself an Irish nationalist. Our native language, culture and traditions are beautiful and to be respected and never lost.

>tfw no blueshirt qt gf

They managed to make the Civ6 UI look worse...

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Is there any way to make a fucking machine? Either one powered by mains or hand.

feel like my post has been underappreciated and reconsidering whether I should even bother with this general any more

Implying your whole nation isn't a refugee state

reading the financial times and pretending to be sophisticated lads

>unironically supporting fascism
haha
racist nerds eh
what will they do next

Sure, it's just a car piston with a dildo on the end

Who is worse

>leftists who think the Cold War is still ongoing
>rightists who think natsoc is still possible

answers in a postcard

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idk lol

gonna jump the lecturerer wit the lads after he finishes later wahey
teach that battyman to tell me to shut up innit

You literally wouldn't think it if you seen me IRL. I'm attractive, tall and strong. If you where a mate of mine however you'd know all about my autistic rants.

Couldn't care less about politics

the cold war has ended but theres definitely a period of heightened tension going on right now lad

we're literally supporting opposite sides in a war for influence in the middle east right now

lol np

could care less about politicians desu, there diamond dozen

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same
cannot fathom how it holds such an important place in the lives of some people on this general

you've been trying to post the same images together all night

haha thats a nice kitty :)

HNNNGGGG

that's a fucking awful chrimbo tree

Yeah you can order an escort from adult work and a fuck machine will turn up right on your doorstep

hi mom :3

Cute

couldn't care less about people that don't care about politics desu

what

>letting whores know where you live
mate...

This triggers my Jewess fetish

guarantee that people who don't care about politics would be more likely to vote left if they did a bit of rooting around

Not a bad thing

The GF and the son. Me in the middle

told the proto-missus she looks like a jew

nice legs

I'm not travelling down to a shite area in town just for a blozza are you mental

mandatory voting desu

>the left is correct about economics
>the right is correct about race

you know it to be true

>hi there user, have you signed up for your compulsory anti-rape class yet?

Up the ACA

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ahh yes

>I know. lets promote peace, love, tolerance, understanding and unity by importing millions of people from ultra-violent, ultra-intolerant, ultra-conservative, ultra-religious and quasi-fascist countries.
>what could possibly go wrong?

Radical centrism is the only correct position 2bh

why are pakis so fucking weird

why would you live in the same house as someone who raped you multiple times?

If it's compulsory, why do I have to sign up? Why aren't I automatically enroled, you fucking prick tease?

>labour wins by a landslide

no thanks mate haha

>being anti-democratic

>Stop trying to emasculate me, Rebecca, you disgusting kike

>pakis
>women
>homos
>blacks

the UKIP guy is in for a treat

>play wright
>sun columnist
what do either of these have to do with politics

this

Nearly 2 years on T, am I passable

irish """"""nationalism""""""" was literally founded on leftie values so you were fucked before it even began lad

any peados in here? i want to kick you're asses's

>compulsory
>signed up for it
ahhh

I lean right with economics. While I do agree with some core regulation and key social policies like education, free market > government control every time.

Socially I guess I'm left because I think everyone should be left to their own devices. What they do in their personal lives is none of my or the government's business.

Immigration is independent of right/left, it's just become a tenant of the politics because of alignments.

Preferential voting desu
This first past the post system is getting a bit silly haha

why can't we vote online?

>bin Laden's mother was an Alawite

hmmmmmm......

farewell x

look a bit angry mate haha

won't be watching this trash

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waving the white flag I see

>what's wrong with Durham?

>Cred Forums rigs the actual elections
haha would be bants

Did Uncle Steve get a little handsy when you were younger lad

THE BLOODY TORIES
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use your head dummy

Any lads want to have a chat?

I'm at York Uni library by the beanbags

phew

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fuck off porridge

*votes*
*deletes cookies and votes again*

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shan't be reading this

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I don't know. Sounds a bit gay tbqh

just punched a baby in tesco

When you are young you have very little and don't work for much so you want other people to support you and take their money claiming it's not fair that they should have more and why should you be so disadvantaged.

When you get older you have things of value (monetary) such as a house, car, etc. and you want to keep it for yourself because you worked damn hard to earn it and you don't want to have to gove it to some little asbo shite or 15 year-old who can't keep her knickers on and wants to live off you like the parasite they are.

Guess the color of the baby?

Good lad
Never read a post by a kiwi

Alright then

Made me a bit sad but I guess there's nothing I can do

Have a nice day

someone just fucking lamped my kid in the Tesco metro

knocked him spark out, so ashamed

going to put my belt to the little cunt when he comes around

just dropped of some bacon in the halal section of tescos

this album is so fucking good lads

Yeah fuck off mate

going to have a wank

>boomers voting the VERY generous welfare state they grew up on out of parliament because they're old and bitter
fucking reeeeee

>tfw no qt little china girl to snuggle with

shut the fuck up

Iggy Pop aged like a turd

feeling some white hot rage right now

>color

new thread will be an anime edition

*leathers you*

boy don't want war
pussy boy don't want war

you just get one vote per national insurance number you all get a unique login

Just HEEM'd this kid in tesco

it's about heroin laddie

>welfare state they grew up on

not like he was ever good looking tbf

Off yourself

other one wasn't me

i read it really, you seem to have reasonably balanced opinions, not sure if i agree that govt control is ALWAYS worse but otherwise i agree

Do NOT post in the anime edition

yes
the welfare state they grew up on

>yes

>bonnie greer
hate this yank slag

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Maybe, but the lyrics were obviously meant to have a double meaning la

>>yes

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I say we make this the last /brit/ thread ever

it's been a good run

just thought i'd mention ive finally gotten laid for the first time in 5 years and it feels good. and she is also hot. finally.

>Kian and Remee, born to a white mom and black dad, had a rare combo of genes that made them look so different. But that doesn't mean they can't dress alike!
Truly makes one cogitate

mike pence is a good guy desu

nice

beautiful family

such a shame the jews want this gone

i hate non-whites

delete this

baby?

I thought she was just fat

FONT

Rorke

Why does that lady have her hands up that little girl's dress?

FUCKING NONCE CALL THE POLICE

i dunno i just get the feeling that sex between them is just a short 30 second charade

that little cunt is going to be king one day

you can just tell he deserves free money

it's a ventriloquist act

Hear, hear

>mom

Fuck off yank

why are they dressing him like it's the fucking 1950s

kids gonna grow up to be a little ponce

get him some fresh kicks and a pair of skinny jeans

i believe in equality of opportunity

going to buy some gook food for dinner tomorrow

>lads

t. turborunt

whoa calm down with the controversial opinions

>Tfw he's your age and has a wife and two beautiful kids while you've spent five minutes trying to find an original way to say "really makes you think" to post together with pictures of biracial twins on a malaysian comics forum
Alri that's it. I'm never setting foot on this parody of a general ever again and on Cred Forums too for that matter.

paki enabler

fuck off back to Canada you commie runt

TREASON, HANG THIS MAN BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD