/brit/

Fuck the EU independence now! edition

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need a soft brexit with continued membership of the eea desu

lads

Just asked a chink prostitute how much just for a laugh. Asked 1/2 of her bj price for a full 1h and she said yes.

It was honestly just out of boredom but I feel like this is one of those bargains you just have to impulse buy.

What do you think lads? She's more attractive than my gf

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Post a pic lad

Ahh yes but declaring independence from Britain, however is inherently good.


Fuck off left wing Paddy cretins

if we still have the market, and with the market comes freedom of movement

what exactly changes?

Who /plymouth/ here?

Anime btfo

reading the financial times and pretending to be sophisticated lads

got an urge post

...

runts at work are trying to make me come to some cringe local nightclub with them and acting like they are party animals yet little do they know me idea of a night out is getting absolutely spangled on multiple different drugs with my best mates until about 8 am inside clubs that would make them cry if they went in for 3 minutes

Recommend me a thread on Cred Forums right now

rate the Halloween costume lads

we lose our right to veto eu laws we don't like

don't blame me though, i voted remain

...

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Are you that pole

soz

God tier book coming through

>and then we'd go out, find us both a couple good birds and rail them for the rest of the day

>runts at work are trying to make me come to some cringe local nightclub with them and acting like they are party animals yet little do they know me idea of a night out is getting absolutely spangled on multiple different drugs with my best mates until about 8 am inside clubs that would make them cry if they went in for 3 minutes

kek

You are literally the biggest normie runt in the world

I had this haircut back in year 9

>runts at work are trying to make me come to some cringe local nightclub with them and acting like they are party animals yet little do they know me idea of a night out is getting absolutely spangled on multiple different drugs with my best mates until about 8 am inside clubs that would make them cry if they went in for 3 minutes

good lad

Bit skinny

Oh, Shenandoah! I hear you calling!
Away, you rolling river!
Yes, far away I hear you calling,
Ha, Ha! I'm bound away across the wide Missouri.

gf sent me this

your hands look kinda wrinkly haha

youtube.com/watch?v=0iriNIKeBLY

He tried to stop it lads.

The gf

too young

ask her if she is renting out that forehead

need somewhere to build my new house

Need King Charles III

>haha nice andy warhol costume user

>20:24

unironically considering getting ready for beddy and just getting cosy under the covers with the laptop

just came out of a very long shower in that piccy

>london, """""""""""""england""""""""""""

Qts mirin at the gym again lads

think this is a shoop but i can't find any pixels

just remember guys, there's never a joke too obvious to make

fucking retards i want a republic

is this shooped

same thing happens to me. they think going for 2-for-1 cocktails at Turtle Bay then listening to 90s club classics at Generic Club/Bar is a wild night out lol.

if only they knew the fun of stumbling around in an old warehouse listening to industrial techno off your nut on K.

Dere's an ol' man called de Mississippi
Dat's de ol' man dat I'd like to be
What does he care if de world's got troubles
What does he care if de land ain't free

Ol' man river, dat ol' man river
He mus' know sumpin', but don't say nuthin'
He jes' keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along

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going to hang pictures of rosy up for my haloween party

>ASIANS OUT!

am I doing it right lads?

What is it with autists and stupid hats?

Willy looks better desu

looks like one of those old gyppo cat women

alri brum

fancy a meetup next weekend?

may i come :)

He was very close to becoming Governor-General here in the 80s
wish he did desu

>He mus' know sumpin', but don't say nuthin'
this speaks to my soul

>What is it with autists and stupid hats?

the gf (who charges by the hour)

oh bums just realised thers loads of em haha

£40 a head

looks like Moses had a whack at those tits

What did she mean by this

Kek'd

how much for a rough pegging?

how much

wind?

t. dilapidated hebephrenic

islamic clothes

What do governor generals do

URGENT LADS help me choose which on to play: Deus Ex, Uncharted, Dark Souls

Getting the daily dose of Alexander Gordon Jahans in lads

this reeks of 18 year old

£200 per hour

having a smoke

tube chat?

getting my daily dose of friendlyjordies and white man behind a desk lads

Save us Charles

I have never tweeted and never posted on reddit

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>come in to work on monday
>still on a comedown
>soul ripping out my body
>feel nauseous
>work runts all knew i went to london that weekend because they always force out your weekend plans throughout the week
>y-yeah im hungover haha
>HOW MUCH DID U DRINK user, HAHA, GET A LOAD OF THIS, HE CANT EVEN HANDLE A HANGOVER

yeah, hangover, fuck off runt

hi gurl
whats ur star sign

is that nige?

how about growing up and stop playing games like a child
*resumes playing Mount and Blade Warband*

business idea: /brit/ halloween party

Basically act as the monarch lad, they rubber stamp whatever passes parliament and do a bunch of ceremonial stuff. Would've been a good post for the future king 2bh

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

read a book before your mind rots away completely

pisces off

Lads g'izza good joke

or you're just a boring cunt

>Reading Ginsberg instead of Burroughs

Bad call.

*sneezes respectfully towards you*

umm mexico why you have usa flag

>Studies show that posters who leave a reaction image are 72% more likely to get some (You)s
Hmmmmmmmm

wew lads just measured myself and i'm 10 stone 6 lbs. been trying to get out of skelly mode by eating shite. no obvious mass gain yet but gained 7 lbs over the past few months. 5 foot 11 btw

haven't spoken to this girl for like 4 months and she is still in love with me apparently

want to fuck her but too awkward to message her and she's too awkward to message me according to her friend

rip

ooh you're hard

Why r brits so jokey haha

lads I do drugs

how fucking COOL am I

don't you just want to be me

you'll never be me I'm too cool for all of you cunts

showing off

because of the

*nods at camera*

Left my hoodie strings inside the hoodie looked like a right arse

>too awkward to message her
lol

terrible, TERRIBLE idea

ur face

filling out some college applications tbH lads

you doing a sneeze?
u getting changed into your pyjamas?

alri lads

4 replies

There's a brazilian in my thread

haha me too!

i totally take loads of drugs all the time! i'm crazy lol. people i know just drink beer, little do they know that i actually take DRUGS

haha alri
1st reply

2bqh he should've built up more of a rapport with the Australians

The current state of the Labour party

stupid pirate thinks I'm the mexican

I'd prefer not to say

i like drugs

what should I dress up as for the /brit/ halloween party?

thinking of going as tim and going round telling people I need them out of business

thoughts?

Got a throbbing mandate atm lads

just message her you spong

bitches love memes these days so youve even got some good shit to chat about

I'm 9 stone 8 pounds and 5 foot 11 too
I struggle to put on weight

the gf

I took 300ug AL-LAD at my work desk on a friday afternoon in late 2014

Reasons to dislike new zealanders?

FILLING OUT SOME COLLEGE APPLICATIONS LADS

what happened

Stop impersonating Pedro

thanks mr skeltal

glad I invested in this sneezing gimmick yesterday

the market died down a bit during the day but it's booming again right now

nearly doubled my gimmick bucks

drink 2 litres of full fat milk a day and then we'll see if you "struggle to put on weight"

hand over the mandem, its destruction time

underage runt

NEED more Emmerdale-posting

i do DRUGS

that's right fucking DRUGS

i bet none of you do DRUGS

just sneezed three(3) times

ribena is like wine but better

Busy putting on my pyjamas

...

considering microdosing shrooms everyday before work, read up on some logs about it and it seems pretty okay

>why no, i do not sniff coke

do u have hayfever?

face like a diseased badgers arsehole

yeah but it's weird innit just popping up suddenly

dunno what to say

forgot your hat

hahahahaha why do you pirates hate the muslims?

You're suppose to drink it you mong

I'm 18

Seriously lads. I need help

youtu.be/y0ss6gCPNs4?t=3m11s

heh....

nothin personal runts

tastes better mixed with a bit of piss i hear

trump does more rallies in a week than hillary has done in her entire campaign

I DETEST milk though

>i read books

was implied
use your imagination

I've microdosed acid, it's quite fun desu

Felt like I was gurning though, and got comments about me seeming a lot happier and talkative

I do drugs too but I don't like weed or alcohol

and she'll still win

i wasn't tripping that much in the office but 5pm my pupils were fully dilated and i was having bouts of hysterical laughter, i had told a couple of people and they thought it was hilarious, trip kicked in fully while out for a drink after.

boss heard some rumours and had a go at me on the monday but couldn't prove i'd done anything and i was basically unsackable by then anyway so he soon forgot

And still losing to her
Bit funny that

haha did the man explode the pig

>i don't like weed or alcohol

what's the correct collective noun for slags?

he's not losing though

"alri, been a while"

play the assassin's creed where you're a pirate hahahahaha

good lad
Emmerdale has the best MILFs

Because he is a narcissistic cuck who craves the attention. Hillary is too busy preparing to be President.

I've got something else you can drink

*unzips dick*

biggest runt age going

/brit/ is a 21+ thread soz

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Starting to think I'm actually attractive. I made a tinder and only swipe right on girls I find quite fit.

Getting loads of matches every day. Its not like I'm mass swiping either

I microdose heroin every morning

alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink

bit shite

Seems a bit steep lad, I'll give you a sausage and bean slice and a bottle of fanta for it

i swear you post this every day you insignificant pond scum

my arse

why?

>Weed

Am i seriously the only smackhead in here?

oh hey :3

ah
the delusional yank
great gimmick

3 years from now when hillary is in office he'll be spouting that she didn't win and trump is actually the pres (even though he will be in jail)

you didn't post my whole post, stupid pirate

Near all polls put her pretty firmly ahead la

18 year olds are runts especially yanks thats why

Thanks for correcting the record.

>casually mention drugs
>immediate sperg out from /brit/'s resident no-fun-allowed autist crew

i hope so

>drugs
edgy

LADS PLS

doesn't have to be good really

sometimes my dad disappears for hours for no reason

reckon hes seeing escorts

why are 18 year olds runts?

stop killing the man them, jungle is massive, legalise MDNA

why does he keep posting his arse

i took methadone once but it made me feel really dizzy and sick

>casually

more like HEY LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I DO DRUGS

DRRRRUUUUUUUUGGGGGSSSSS

LOOK AT ME

DRUUUUUGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Got 10 pills sitting on my desk lads

naw, I actually just got back from dc. got half a gram of dope and a dub of crack.

Yeah but there's like one which puts him narrowly ahead and a load manipulated by Cred Forums that have win winning by a landslide so ummmm nice try shillary kukk x

>People think Trump will lose in the [CURRENT YEAR]
>The year of Brexit and Duterte and Pepe becoming a hate symbol

Naw there's another britlad but he's a midnight poster

Dus sez

looks at the bloke's trolley, her ankle, the shelf behind her back and the ceiling

Been shagging this old Irish bloke up the arse for a few weeks now lads, he's even got some runtish kid lol

depends on which dark souls. the original and the most recent one are the best

emotionally immature

male escorts

It's the newest ones on all the games

only the 538 poll is putting her ahead. 538 is bought and paid for by the clinton campaign. it's been ridiculously biased since the very beginning

the rest of the polls favor trump or are tied

business idea: get drunk instead of studying

i think it does desu
like we kinda stopped talking on weird/awkward terms because she wouldn't sleep with me, wanted me to wine and dine her first which I couldn't be arsed to do

Good lad

What's on the menu?

really very trusting of polls after brexit, the 2015 general election, the 2010 general election, the 2012 presidential election, th

I take speed so I can function during the day and drink all night

haha, what a life

daily reminder that if you're below the age of 21 your opinions and all invalid and you should fuck off

terrible idea

been posting poor-quality actionposts to devalue the market so I'll be able to make a huge profit later

he's my phone wallpaper, luckily no normies have questioned me about it yet

>only a few weeks till tims forced eviction

the dentist has won and put tim out of business

reminder this unironically happened

this has been the last 3 years of my life

need to stop taking naps lads

I don't feel like a real person any more

Go on la, gimmie some links, a cursory google search shows maybe 9/10 polls putting Clinton ahead by 3-6 points

daily reminder that if you're above the age of 21 your opinions and all invalid and you should fuck off

hahahahahahaha he said your dad's gay irish lad

So will all the british tourists stop coming to malta now?
Pls tell them to keep coming we like them

good lad

Am i starting to get fit lads?

not me

...

got a sad

brexit was ahead, people just expected voters to change their mind

just had an extremely cheeky prostate orgasm

RARE

Why do they take a cartoon frog so seriously?

daily reminder that if you're the age of 21 your opinions and all valid and you should come to my house

Few days m8

What an awful post.

Why don't you delete it and start again.

your body looks lumpy

depends if we need a visa for Malta and how badly the pound is affected post-Brexit

>360x640

are you 21?

sides

adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html#.V-1wgvArKUk

What are you lads dressing up as for Halloween?

why would we stop coming? went to malta a few years ago. went to that church with the bomb in it. renting a little boat and sailing around the islands was fucking amazing

need a lass to sneeze all over my nob

I wish we could have a King like him again, someone to Make Britain Great Again

and also reclaim the colonies and give the a fucking slap for being commie flids

yeah it's my ribcage and spine mate

daily reminder you arent funny and women cant stand you UNLESS youre 32 and havent had sex

idea: turn other gimmicks into hate icons, make a hitler kev

Ahh yes my sister (and all women) is a fucking running

i've never seen that particular frog before

i bet they made it themselves

Cannot believe how many fit birds im matching on tinder

I never go outside and haven't spoken to a girl in a year

god I would fuck the shit out of that little chink's throat

a paki

pineal gland on fire

So who's that girl there?
I wonder what went wrong
So that she had to roam the streets
She don't do major credit cards
I doubt she does receipts
It's all not quite legitimate
And what a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes, yeah
That he's got a driving ban
Amongst some other offences
And I've seen him with girls of the night
He told roxanne to put on her red light
They're all infected but he'll be alright
'Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know
I said he's a scumbag, don't you know...

sorry ;-; I sent it to myself via facebook and it reduced the quality

Would you like me to upload it to dropbox and repost for you?

Are you doing brown face?

Thank
Probably not too hard bcs we want tourists to come because its v good for us
Glad you enjoyed it

not you dummy

myself

didn't actually know the lyrics to this apart from the scumbag things

*writes the n word on a banana and takes a photo*

Maybe you should become a colony again

Someone who used to live on my Gran's street was Maltese, she never fucking shut up about the place

that said, it does sound quite nice, 7/10 would visit some day

I think you mean an asian, lad.

Baffling that people feel the need to do this when Cred Forums are literally out there dressing up as gorillas and handing out bananas (via noose around the banana) at BLM protests

>Cred Forums are literally out there dressing up as gorillas and handing out bananas (via noose around the banana) at BLM protests
lmao

doing an anxiety haha

daily reminder we live in a year where Cred Forums is unironically making mainstream impacts on the US presidential election and thus by proxy the entire world

DO you refer to yourselves as Maltesers?

**south asian

youtube.com/watch?v=tfDrqnjfT6A
how are his vids so comfy lads

Wut

What percentage of tourists to Malta do you reckon Brits are?
I've never been, and I don't know anyone who has, but from what I've seen on the telly and that it seems really nice. I wouldn't mind visiting one day

You're Not (You) When (You)'re Hungry

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metro.co.uk/2016/09/29/this-girl-got-so-drunk-that-she-started-messaging-gatwick-airport-6159975/

>girl gets drunk and says hi to a company facebook page, which doesn't even notice her message, is now news

why

We were not a colony, mostly just a naval base but a very good one at that.
Old maltese people are very reminiscient of their home, i know some from australia who come visit every 2 years.
If you do visit head straight for the old capital then the new.

sauce?

normies, thats why

malta is really nice. when i went there we got roped into a tour around gozo (smaller island nearby) which was a bit boring but other than that would recommend. their flag has a george cross on it for WW2 bravery despite getting pounded

@65511768
LOL

swiggety swooty look at dat booty!

Up to 10% desu.
No, but they are good.

>unironically watching Molyneux
Runt

because this

love trump tbqh

stfu nerd

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theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/29/david-hardy-elsie-temple-punching-baby-thought-she-was-doll

lel

>metro
it's not a news site
it's a "news" site

we have stories like that too in america, it's silly

...

She wasn't old, maybe like mid-30s? proper fucking MILF. I think she worked for the tourist board hence never shutting up about Malta

>tfw got fired for saying nigger on twitter

fuck this country

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the recessive gf

>love trump tbqh

I don't know why people assume that the "special relationship" must mean that the US and UK are best buddies. I take it to mean that the US and UK are the only two countries in modern history to be great powers and have a common language and similar values

next time there is a BLM protest in atlanta (I live in the middle of down town) I am going to film myself chucking some bananas down from my second floor window

Considering we were one of the most important parts of invading italy i think we did what we had to do despite italy bombing us hard.

>one person
>mightn't even be on Cred Forums

>"Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich," Donald Trump once said

you'll get lynched

unearthed this rare photo of kevs great grandad

you ABSOLUTE madman

the first is a special relationship
the second is just being special

There's a Cred Forums post of his outfit, bananas and the bag that was used and "Got my outfit ready for the protest tomorrow" floating around somewhere.

>Copying the mexicans gimmick

utterly cringeworthy. top yourself

she's ugly lad

shut the fuck up yank, no one cares about your posts

>Yanks try to banter us for our laws
>This lad will probably get the electric chair
hmm ah yes

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how? blacks can sure jump high but I don't think they can reach me on the second floor

should literal rape babies be aborted ?

His charges will get laughed out of court desu.

ask poleaboo

you're not a pirate, don't talk like one loser

ah yes the so-called freedom of speech

we'll see who's laughing when i'm a fucking billionaire and i build a billboard outside your window displaying all of my posts cunt
you've made a powerful enemy today

you dont even have free speech. He only got arrested because of implied violence with a fucking noose, thats infringing upon the rights of others

He could've said nigger all he wanted in the gorilla suit.

Could fry an egg off my erect willy after edging for a week

okay now make a trump one (thought trump is LITERALLY hitler, you still gotta make a new one)

niece is 4 years old today

stop impersonating the fat spic lad

he's dead

Because we are trapped inside this machine and it is bleeding to death

yeah but they'll know where you live and come and get you

Kek

Please do

@bean

Why does your head so much look like a bean, and why are you posting with an american flag?

MATE PLEASE DELETE THIS ONE

He got arrested for "Civil Rights Intimidation".

drinking brandy
listening to jazz
crying

I'm not dummy

Thought that attack happened this year desu

Kind of Blue by Miles Davis?

>tfw to smart to respond to this

nonce

Very impressive

can girls edge ?

Yeah you're retarded. Freedom of speech ceases to exist when you are implying clear violence. That infringes upon their right to protest

...

No, but they have multiple/continuous orgasms

imagine being above the age of 14 and still watching anime

not a fan of your gimmick

yes, intimidation being the key word. you know, cause of the noose? fucking hell.

wish i had the right to shout nigger at black people lads

they must have it good

>>tfw to smart to respond to this
>uses the wrong to
clearly not m8

Oh, no idea then.
Its very nice and hot here. Pls be careful though ive seen tourists get heatstrokes alot

>drinking brandy
>listening to jazz
>crying

It's a really good place. Interesting history, great people and great for getting absolutely arseholed. The nightclubs don't charge entry and actually give you free booze vouchers to get you in

yeah im doing it right now x

And? That changes nothing from what I said. If he didn't imply violence he wouldn't have gotten arrested. Drop the noose and he's fine. That's a symbol of a clear violent threat.

Every time I see Kev I actually feel physically ill

leave m80

the female orgasm is a myth

do you guys speak Maltese or English mainly?

>killing off the best character right when she was getting her life back on track
not happy at all

alri tim, shouldnt you be packing up?

post your puffy vulva

You have to pay to go in clubs in other countries??

You just got.... MEME'd, my good buddy! xD

post your willy first x

What colour are Maltesers? Paki in the paki shop guessed I was from there and I'm not sure why

Yeah a fiver

>its a yank tries to defend his ludicrous country thread

Ah yes

Not a big fan of getting slashed
I'd want to do city tours and driving about in the countryside

Well see, if the animator of this cartoon put a tiny pair of headphones up on Arthur's aardvark ears it would look preposterous and some viewers may not even recognise that they are headphones because they would have to be drawn very small. By having Arthur wear the headphones on the sides of his head like a human as opposed to an aardvark allows the human viewer to more easily recognise they are indeed headphones because this is how a human wears headphones.

brown
source: have a pack of them in my room

only in (((london))) and for particular nights

altho most places with free entry aren't worth the entry fee desu

why is /brit/ so utterly gay?

Sheikh Charles Muhammed al-Cornwalli

It's always the same guy too

I bet he's the gun toting conservative from Virginia or some NC

next thread will be an anime edition

They're just tan, lady on my Gran's street was like a really brown Italian, more Euro facial structure

where's this new thread then boys

Maltese is the national language with english being official
Most people speak both
People from the north who are posh will speak english over maltese and the southern areas speak mainly maltese.
I'd reccomend going around the southern parts like Marsaxlokk and a few others before going to Valleta/Mdina

need a bf desu

Homosexuality is an integral part of lad life

Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's

Most of them just look southern European. A few look more North African but not much
A lot of the time, yep
I loved the clubs in Malta actually, I was expecting them to be shit but it was really good
Couldn't find dizzle for the life of me though

Tube chat desu lads

shut up stupid commie

am I going to hell now lads?

does anyone even take the tube? thought it was just a meem desu

(you) for the amount of effort that went into this post

Relax, you easily triggered globulous amoebas. I was clarifying, not contradicting. Fuck me, your egos are so incredibly fragile.

>yanks use "is" when referring to groups of people
confusing desu

It's worth going just for the cultural stuff tbf
The rural bits are nice, and M'Dina is basically a perfectly preserved 17th century city

I'm jewish m8 and this is quite offensive. gonna have to report you to Scotland yard.

why?

Lads how come theres all these shootings in germany but guns are illegal?

What the fuck is this now?

Would genuinely try wearing one of these to see what happened.

give an example

Mixed bag.
Some are olive skin while some look like northen italians.
Easier to find a white maltese rather than a tanned one.

for turning kev into a symbol of white supremacy

VERY good post that concisely and perfectly encapsulates the yank species, or the preferred latin term "yankus idioticus"

the ADL will subpoena this post, your ISP will be forced to give them your address, and you will be sued for creating a harmful meme

its so u don't get arrested if u talk to someone on the train, like those autism badges at that linux con

twitter.com/Mnrrnt/status/781411622019629056

Kev is my least favourite gimmick tb h

The thought that someone so ugly actually exists makes my skin crawl.

BLM is retarded

>explain something to you
>you don't get it even though it's simple
>explain it to you again
>hahaha I was just joking lads, I got it the first time. y u mad tho?

it's on my list of places to go, but this thread has bumped it up closer to the top of the list

Tim is worse
I feel unclean every time someone posts a pic of him

12% fluent in italian lads

AH GOT THE MADNESS
YOU GOT IT TOOO

we also use are though
ie
blacks are retarded

would expect more considering you have an italian flag

You didn't explain anything to me. I'm the person who said their charges will be laughed out of court.

Stop embarrassing yourself. Every post you make only proves me further and further right about how fragile your ego is.

>this is where we are as a society

We had an earthquake which destroyed alot of the buildings in mdina which were a few hundred years old in the 1700s i think, if you want to go see something extremely old the Ggantijja temples are worth a visit. Older then the stone henge you guys have.

i bet you're fluent in italian lads you fuckin poof

Some guy printed badges trying to get people to talk on the Tube and most people just told him to fuck off when he offered them.

Its a YANK behind them too (lol)

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/american-behind-tube-chat-badges-reveals-why-he-wants-to-get-com/

Madman

I really like that painting because of how miserable the woman looks. You can see it instantly from her expression

lets create a new word then

is're

Why are Cockney's so fucking irritating?

This apples and pears cunt on BBC 1 makes me want to punch the fucking TV

You're not a pirate stop talking like one

And so Kev was declared a hate symbol

fucking hell why isn't anyone making a new

kek, how the fuck can I embarrass myself on an anonymous imageboard? off yourself laddy.

doot

who 0161 here

just had two lonely lightning strikes in the distance

>you fuckin poof

I find anyone from the South East & London who doesn't have an Estuary Accent or RP accent super annoying

That's what makes it so hard to watch. It's an anonymous imageboard and you STILL managed to embarrass yourself and you can't stop from demonstrating to us all how fragile your ego is. Do another post. Show us all how hurt you are.

superior sophie

How exactly did I get banned for this?

yeah, I was an archaeology student til June and I went with my course in March
We went to all the major sites on the island, was pretty interesting
Maltese tinder slags are really easy as well

fb.com/Goubtube/videos/1715795655307758/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

Can't imagine the kind of ruminants that watch this shite

rate my new jacket lads and ladettes

>not blanking your IP

mate..

what? is this 2002?

jesus, why are all of you so autistic? explain how I could possibly embarrass myself when you don't know who I am. go on, this should be good.

Batty boy

Literally just hacked you mate

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>Did as he was told and continued to embarrass himself and show us how hurt he was
Good boy. Classic runt behaviour. Do as you're told and reply again to show us that fragile ego.

Anyone interested in football I immediately dismiss as a worthless human being

Go on, fedora me up senpai

new

why do they have to point out his skin colour?

man these progressives are so racist

moderators hand out bans like candy. they think they understand board culture but theyre actually just arrogant.