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Is it cold yet in britian?

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Incredibly depressed lads, might kill myself soon. Don't remember the last time I was happy

Pls dont i like brits

are felix

No but it looks like malta desu

Did the lad looking for yoga 710 lad ever find him?

work runts are organising a night out in the work group chat lads and theyre doing it in a club thats in my area so this is gonna be a tough one to long off lads please pray for me

I JUST WANT A REASON TO LIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

arse

go out with them lad
unless they're genuinely cunts and you're not just being a sperg

>yanks arguing over 10 cents
Stingy cunts the whole lot

on the bus

What language should I learn through Duolingo lads?

Bit rainy

swahili

L U G G A G E L A D
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L
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Kyary

quick someone spaff in my arse

how is crunchyroll legal

Business idea: refugee gf
Thoughts?

K-pop

i'm pozz, is that ok x

nonce

nonce

Deepest Lore

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I don't get it. are you too nervous to go?

It was fucking freezing today
First time I've seen single digit temperatures in a while
Glad I bought a new hoodie and a coat when I did, but I'm a silly sod for buying shoes with breathing holes in them

im honestly not being a sperg they are bar none the most pleb people ever conceived of i didnt know people could be so fucking basic and uninteresting until i met them their banter is the shittest ive ever had to endure and their idea of a night out is getting a few shitey cocktails and dancing around to some cringe cheese club music and going home at about 2 am

what zoom do you have on your 4chin lads?

I've been considering learning Welsh or Polish.

nonce

alri matt?

all the way in

>Stealing my post
Sad episode 2bh

woah lads hit f11 on your keyboard

this is how I browse /brit/ now

are the refugees niggers?

nah they are beneath me in the social ladder tbqhwy

my willy just out of picture

Yeah but I'm a Muslim so you can't say anything or it is racist. Fuck off.

tomorrow night going to be FIRE lads oi oi!!!!!

*whistles*

>I've been considering learning Welsh or Polish.

Good times

And you would get a wun mai long son den some win seng

I've just started learning Spanish. German is pointless and DID NOT enjoy French in school 2bhwyl

French

please put a condom on thank you xx

*swallows red pill*
just how deep does the rabbit hole go?

>Welsh or Polish
why

rasheed

racist

do molly.

Welsh for meme purposes. Polish because Poles are the biggest minority where I live so it would probably come in the most use.

>Molly

it's called M-dizzla you scrote.

>yanks call mandy molly
howling at the moon

>Welsh for meme purposes.
What did he meme by this?

>I've been considering learning

>do molly.

Rorke

Hope she was 16+ lad

rasheed

>yo dude, y'all got any mawly?

>M-dizzle

it's called happy pills you philistine

>I've been considering learning Welsh or Polish

it's called ecstasy you stupid millenial.

Based Atatürk

>f11
windows runts get out

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>Yanks call middly-diddly 'molly'

Lads found a choon
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need to learn spoken korean and chinese


hmmm

no you don't

Scorching tune

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no you don't

>he calls pingerinos 'molly'

Howling

oh fuck off, if he wants to learn it he can. what is your fucking problem?

why not?

Rorke

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>Yanks call San Pilligrinos 'molly'

can they do anything right?

>it's a housemate plays his banjo at 22:30 BST episode

aah yes

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UNI WANKERS BTFO

WEW lad don't cry hahahahaha you fancy him or something hahaha

>oh fuck off, if he wants to learn it he can. what is your fucking problem?

Ahh Yes.

>BST

do your really NEED to learn it?

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Had a similar thought when I heard the British using the word "pepper" in place of capsicum
Lesser minds I suppose

well no but it will be very useful

how else am I going to pick up nk qts

what the fuck is wrong with you? why do you care what language he learns?

>Northern "Powerhouse"

yanks? nah, not a fan

>gen x areas happen to be where all the pakis live

REALLY thinking

youtube.com/watch?v=mFStO35sMPU
>there are people in britain the unironically do this.

>want to join uni gym
>avoid doing it because i have no experience in a gym and will be one of those plebs the gymcunts laugh at
fuck this shit

shame there is no libertarian movement in the uk tbqh

its either all sjw islamic sympathisers or the right wing and corporations snooping into your personal life.

leaving the EU was the first step toward personal freedom though

delete this please

>what the fuck is wrong with you? why do you care what language he learns?

>what the fuck is wrong with you? why do you care what language he learns?

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what personal freedom did the eu restrict again?

Posting tune. Rorkes need not listen

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>what the fuck is wrong with you? why do you care what language he learns?

rubbing the willy with sandpaper

i call it "the bloody wanker"

Thoughts on Pogba?

>shame there is no libertarian movement in the uk tbqh

reddit

>mfw accidentally using the term "gay" as a negative adjective while around my homosexual colleague

libertarians are all racist stoners, I'm not surprised they find it hard to organize

>Universities announce fees above £9,000 limit
>20 July 2016
>University tuition fees rise to £9,250 for current students
>21 July 2016
>Tuition fees heading over £9,500
>4 hours ago

just do it you fat cunt

i'll look forward to seeing you in the news

What happens when the generations goes past Z? Will they have to call it Generation ZA, ZB etc?

CANT SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP

literally doesn't happen, I was at the gym for the first time this evening. Nobody cares about you unless you do something dangerous/rude.

ahhhhhhhh

>its either sjw islamic sympathisers or the right wing and corporations
what other type of libertarianism is there

>no you don't
this triggers the burger

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that isn't even how it works anyway, it would be AA, AB, etc. you lemon

>tfw I already graduated and had a scholarship for two years of university so only one year of debt
Enjoy your debt, uni runts.

Lefties need to be gassed Tbh

*boosts the bass*

ahhhh yessss

What happened?

>I dont back the Northern Powerhouse

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literally me

It's fucking beautiful.
Thing is, they can't outright say it.
That is unless they preface it with "These poor people were TRICKED and FOOLED by Murdoch. Those poor working class cretins don't have the same opinion as me so they are therefore incorrect and misinformed."

fair one
might just get on it
they do an induction thing as well which could be good

I hope I don't disappoint

we're going to have £15k tuition fees by christmas

They take photos and put them online 2bh, think that's the main issue

Nothing solid atm but a quick google search gives a lot of results for "Generation Alpha"
>tfw Gen Beta

Might cop, thoughts?

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>calling anything other than left wing politics racist

it didnt work so well for you in june buddy

literally not worth going to uni any more

Say this is a mixture of the left and the right desu lad.

You see some crazy yanks that insist on having retarded kids because of muh jesus.

They also oppose any scientific advancement because IT'S NOT WHAT GOD INTENDED.

£400

for a bag


runt

>rap is bad

@65515816
fuck off poleaboo

>buddy
FOY

strange world we live in where the alt right are literally the only people that stand up to the bankers and politicians that lefties claim to hate so so much

once lefties wrap their heads around the fact that the evil bankers they like to complain about are the same globalists that the alt right like to complain about then we might actually get somewhere

why are gymcunts such cunts
such a massive amount of shit to learn and they act like it's common sense or something
fuck normies and /fit/cunts

Aye, but the religious right hasn't really had any influence in British politics since the great war

i was JUST wondering if using that word would get you FOY'd here

i'm glad he made the sacrifice

the gimmicks in here have gone downhill since 2014

>£400 for a plain black bag

literal runt fuck off

>alt-right
>figurehead is a fat cat millionaire
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bf just sent me this

>mfw fully paid degree

get fucked uni cucks

*steps out from the shadows*
your body bag only costs £50 so I suggest you pipe down

italian bud

>the gimmicks in here have gone downhill since 2014

dunno, don't think it's all of them either tbf.
Think if I ever wanted to really get in shape I'd just buy the machines and put them in a spare room 2bh

found the runts

I thought the alt-right figurehead was a gay powerbottom jewish-greek-british man?

who exactly are you on about im not aware of there being any real figurehead of the alt right

>the gimmicks in here were ever up the hill

why are yanks so fucking autistic

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who /questiontime/ here?

post fucking machines

Just found out black people didn't invent peanut butter

>millionaire

uhhh he's a multi-billionaire

i believe his assets are worth almost ten billion USD

Donald Drumpf

why are taigs so evil?

Who did?

They invented everything

has sadiq khan actually done anything yet?

>the great war
fuck off granddad

Just found out English people did not invent beer

would love the space to do that ngl

>qt
she has a head like a jar of pickles

night tube you absolute wasteman
the man is a don he's only being used as a scapegoat because he's muslim but he's unironically done nothing wrong

implemented sharia law all across london mate

nothings really changed though except they had to close fabric

banned scantily clad women on the tube

DELET THIS

imported tens of thousands muslamic rayguns in to England capital

>the man with a 50/50 percent chance of becoming US president is the leader of the alt right

yeah no

>go clubbing with the lads
>go to drinks with a good friends
>go out with qt and back to mine for some fucc

not sure what to do on Sat lads.

it would kill my spirit to know i could anticipate such questions after each lecture

u need ta get woke

>lib dems pretending to care about students again
too fucking late for that

that was literally all boris and then sadiq came in to cut the ribbon

1 in 2 of us will get cancer in our lifetime

resr in piece lord mountbatton ;_;
you will be missed
god save the queen

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cracking tune this is lads

rasheed

>the alt-right
very odd how fascists try to escape that name desu

why can't they accept what they believe in

no u

simply being a muslim on british soil is inherently wrong

>we will never go back to the days of a white london under englands lion boris johnson
awful feel

thinking of learning chinese or japanese
not sure how to decide between the two 2bh

no you don't

night tube was boris

nice try sadiq

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>simply being a muslim on british soil is inherently wrong

the alt right is actually a term used to describe anyone who doesn't fit in with the mainstream american republican party
the reason its linked with fascists now is because Clinton is trying to smear Trump

It is.

>i believe in protectionism and national culture
ah yes
a runt then

Gimmick Idea: Reply to random posters with "runt" even though their post isn't a runt post

chinese will be more useful for the future

japanese is basically only for if youre a weab

spear chukka is a moron

>centralized
FOY

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runt

but lefties invented the term alt-right

interesting

Rorke

@65516164
absolutely terrible b8
no (you) from me

Just found out Egyptians aren't black

Plot twist: I am actually Jamal.

runt

The runts are starting an armed rebellion

rasheed

Lads I'm eating clean, lifting, taking zing & omega 3, drinking only water (lots of it) and black coffee, reading a book a week and attending professional development courses after work.

hhhhmmmm, think I'm going to make it afterall.

runt

Need relationship advice lads

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are you happy?

the alt right is literally white supremacy desu
whiteness is a key factor in the alt right

why cant retarded paddies fish?
god it makes me sick

>unironically using rorke as an insult

>alt-right
>a coherent poltiical movement

runt

Was goin to reply to this post but it is a runt post, sorry la

call
a bender

>implying fascism and white supremacy are the same thing

kill yourself mick bastard

It would be weird but I would let her do it, but I'd want to do something weird to her in return.

I'm not unhappy ever desu, but i'm not beaming. Need to read Marcus Aurelius. Going to take acid in a few weeks, maybe I will find contentment.

also started seeing a girl and stopped taking coke every other weekend.

rorke

>special agent Neil Turner

Gets me every time

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lefties on the rag ITT

fact: Icelanders developed the ability to digest grass and hay centuries ago. because of an immense food shortage caused by the inhospitable climate

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HOL UP
WHA' U BE SAYIN?

>but I'd want to do something weird to her in return.
like?

My gf is getting really kinky lately and I have the imagination of a lobotomised chav.

What weird stuff would you want to do to her?

Can't comprehend the stupidity of people who don't read at least a book a week

looks like Tracey beaker. You can keep that.

I want to have sex with her

nothing wrong with that desu
if that wasn't the case it wouldn't be so popular on this website

You think Tyson Fury is pussying out from Klitschko lads?

Need advice on some manchild hobbies lads. Berserk or Legend of the Galactic Heroes?

Also, Rebel Galaxy and Cities: Skylines are on sale on Steam. Any of them worth getting?

no i think he is mentally ill like all christfags are

kneecap yourself you retard
didnt read a word of this

at the end of the day the alt right is young white men who are upset that their countries are becoming not white and are disillusioned with any form of mainstream media or politics

thats really it

trying to chalk it down to some coherent political system like fascism is braindead

WE

Don't know, I'm a pervert really so it would come to me in the moment.

starting to get so lonely it physically hurts lads

it's not an organisation, it's a descriptive label
you don't need to apply for membership

WUZ

how about starving to death you bogtrotting bastard

dad just gave me a small loan of $1 million

quit that shite and sell/bin the gaming pc

jesus christ lad. You'll soon look back in disgust.

follow my lead la

pretty much this

same haha

what bizarre world where the Irishmen starve to death but the yanks eat themselves to death

He needs to win so badly.
He is truly the president we need right now.

watch yourself on those edges buddy

all forms of escapism are still just escapism

saving these tzuyu pictures to my slut folder btw

at the end of the day the "alt-right" is a media term for baby boomers to understand why people are not acting along predictable set political lines.

it relaly had no relation to any sort of movement or population at all beyond people who mistrust both center left-right parties, as well as enlightenment liberalism in general, yet also do not see communism as a viable or desirable alternative.

thoughts on religion lads? think that could be an easy point of agreement between the alt-right and the leftists because we all agree religion is a meme

right?

ah yes the south africans

hes right

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did you know:
icelanders and Irish people share a large amount of the same genes because the vikings kidnapped so many irish women

what's your point?

Getting monged on benzos is better than playing video games.

no

word up
don't even know how to correct my life at this point
27 years old, never had a gf, never had friends, have no family and even my colleagues don't speak to me
basically just me
feel like it's already too late to change

>yanks

I know lad but it gets too old not having one after awhile. I enjoyed being computer-free for about three months when I sold my laptop but there was nothing to do anyway so I said fuck it and got a new one.

yeah...sorry about that..

What do saffers look like if he thought she was attractive

i'm posting on a computer too la, you can keep it, just sack off the man-child vidya

wanna be friends?

in what way is it better

what a fucking delusion

Drugs are rebellious and cool.

What should I be doing differently when not working or socializing?

do you actually believe in a sky daddy that controls the weather and shit?

no, haha

black

only banter tbqh

really craving a nice big piece of cheesecake

no icelanders are descended from the irish monks

iceland is rightful IRISH clay

any ephebophiles in here? i wanna clobber you upside the head

willying my wanger

Agboolas love fat white women

k

>Drugs are rebellious and cool.

not exactly

All of the above. Variety is the spice of life m8

waggling my willy

oh.. haha
q-quality banter !!

Proofs

Taking a piss

next thread will be an anime edition

feels good to know if i had to i could heem literally every last one of you

>backward cap alt-right dork on qt

haha you only went and posted in the wrong thread

it could only have been a good thing considering how well Iceland is currently faring
hmmm... that's doesn't sound right...that doesn't sound right AT all

Taking the piss

are you encouraging me to kfap?

Taking their piss

alt right is too tolerant of christianity and lefties of literally any other religion for that to work desu

Kek, this is my future.
>Earlier today
>Classmate asks me if I'm going out tonight
>"Haha maybe"
What's the point desu, I'm too lazy to do anything

pissing

Taking her piss

>when a y*nk replies to your post

having my piss forcibly removed

it's called depression
how old are you?

eww

feels good to know germany lost 2 world wars

Been doing nothing but watch Battlestar Galactica all day

Never got the appeal of clubbing, wish I could decline without being made to feel as though I have the sensibilities of an old man for not wanting to get drunk and dance to music I would never listen to sober.

taking a shit

Decided to postpone the piss I was going to take

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piss

>tfw masterrace

People that aren't AT LEAST 99% British/Irish should be kicked out

wanna watch me kfap on skype? :3

new

ah right
think i've tried to bully you about being god squad before 2bh

"set your light sabers to stun" XD

it's bigly

theres nothing wrong with some religion
teaches good morales to kids in school, aesthetic buildings, gets the family together (baptisms, confirmations etc)
obviously I wouldn't want to live in a Catholic theocracy but I don't want it removed from every walk of life

18. I don't know whether I'd say I'm depressed, I'm happy sometimes desu

white girl looks like my house mates little fresher sister

BIG LEAGUE

last

not really

dw just gonna wait like 20 minutes till he leaves and then get the last post

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going to bed soon

i'll remember this

who dat?

*big league
You yanks are so fucking retarded that even Trump looks smart in comparison to most of you.

Name a single downside to a Catholic theocracy.

a girl on a bus?

well it's quite cosy in here, might stay

going to now now night x

nite nite friend :3

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got this in the bag

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got all night bro
you might as well just give up

going to sleep desu

not falling for that mate

literally me