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K-pop

fuck up idiot

i want to work for trump

mood swings are a sign of depression
are you always tired, lack motivation and don't find enjoyment in things you used to?

why does priti always wear clothes that are way too big for her

ugly bitch

business idea: Catholic Theocracy

r-rude. I was just asked a question :(

iktff

*poos and wipes arse with leafs*

Business idea: Atheist theocracy

wow
look at that flat chest and cambodian prostitute face

...

Yes, yes, don't know about the last one, I've been like this at least a few years now so I don't really have perspective on that given that I was a child.

O fuck!
I didn't realise that paki bitch stole the opening riff for her shit paperplanes song

i love how churches are exempt from taxes

and i really love how they expect their participants to donate 15% of their income to them

just done a fried egg and tomato ketchup sandwich

kys

are pj

youtube.com/watch?v=P92M5s3MMto

so north korea then

fedoras are fucking clueless, at least they'll go to hell desu

tfw just spawned a new gimick but no one will ever realise because they all closed the old thread

business idea: gas the taigs

me too
the community of God helps one another and glorifies the Divine as well as man with that money.

if you need a friend or someone to talk to, you're not alone, we can be friends

>North Korea is atheist
ah yes

does anyone else pee and cum at the same time?

like to hold a pee in for ages then edge a wank until both come together as one

i call it a piss wank

business idea: deport all non-christians and live moral lives

>fedoras are fucking clueless, at least they'll go to hell desu

I shall not be going back to the old thread to take a gander

Very jealous of all these countries that get comfy generals, /brit/ is awful

>need to return something to Amazon
>"Package your return, making sure it's no bigger than 30cm x 30cm x 30cm"
>packaging it came in from Amazon is 35cm x 15cm x 5cm at most
fuck it, the amazon bloke isn't going to put his back out

>are you depressed
Ah yes very good depression test right there lads

Just come up with a gilarious new himmick lads, have a guess what it is ;)

that's what you call it is it haha fuck off pisswanker

Business idea: Colonise weaker countries and exploit their resources and manpower

juche isn't a religion you sperg

north korea is literally atheist

bonnie greer speaking for 5 minutes and counting without actually saying anything

ah yes

agreed.

*seizes Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines from Spain*

idea para comercio: prevenir la entrada de españoles al /brit/

Is it your cock? :^)

who?

Salt and Vinegar > Cheese and Onion

>juche isn't a religion you sperg

might convert to islam lads
they are the winning team, we're just slowing losing, becoming a pathetic, spineless husk.

Are Tin Lizzy

youtube.com/watch?v=TguVKVwqrwU

Ouch. Wasn't prepared for that chap

>these migrants

Anyone else shag birds for a laugh?

Love just grabbing a bird and shagging them

nothing better tbqh

Knock yorself out, I'm British 2bh

rasheed

>news report with hamplanets and numales describing what anxiety and depression feel like
>Get it completely wrong and blame it on high standards in society when they've never been lower

Fucking hate attention seekers.

Found an old book full of little notes and games scrawled on it by a qt that used to sit next to me. Her number's on it too.

This is quite an old video but I have found a newfound appreciation for it after realising the other cat and how it is so confused and threatened by whatever the fuck his colleague is saying

youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c

>occasionally browse reddit so I can better understand the runts
>some post degrading Trump is always in the top 10
ah yes

must try that some time

>they are the winning team
m8 Islam is collapsing, that's why they have having this massive crisis of faith atm and tons of breakoff sects are popping up.

the Catholic Church expects nothing.
They pass around a basket that you can throw money into if you want but you dont have to

willies bums poos and knickers
use these words and indulge in /brit/'s snickers

dunno why but instant messengers make me feel really anxious, also the "read" notifications on facebook and messenger

...

good lad
cheese and onion is terrible except for Walker's Fries and Squares

rorke

Rate lads

i've found god lads

That's nice of you but honestly I don't think this is a condition of any kind, I'm pretty sure it's just what I'm like.

because reddit is an echochamber for idiots and sheep

>england

Okay, but no converting back when all of Europe goes far-right and the race war begins

If you dont remember this you had a bad childhood

Where is the cunt?

He owes me a gf.

nah its better this way
/eire/ can be comfy sometimes but its mostly just dead
1 reply every 10 minutes

heaven innit

wait, that's NOT David Beckham?

NOT CORNWALL

ahh yes

the rasheeds

>yanks up in arms over a minimal voluntary tax that actually goes someone you can gain from
>meanwhile the State rapes your bunghole every every year for half your income then gives it to politicians and bureaucrats

hey just looks like a gayboy

The name is special agent Neil turner
I don't take kindly to filthy coal burners
I'm a master of the alt right, maybe I'll learn ya's
Because I'm Neil turner, I don't fuck about
Step to me and you'll receive a clout
I'm proud of my race and I ain't afraid to shout
It, my gf she is fit
Don't mess with me unless you want some shit

this desu
Traitors will the first to go come the day of the rope

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

not a fan of this gimmick

>the pound
rorke

doing a poo

>Traitors will the first to go come the day of the rope

Because it's a community that I've become addicted to over the years.
And weirdly enough, I actually, in a way, sort of care about you cunts.
That goes for Cred Forums as a whole, actually.

give me attention

Well make the most of your youth while you can, don't completely shut off from society. Keep in touch with friends, be open to make new ones and stay positive. The older you get the lonelier you become and the harder it is to form new relationships and friends.

not a fan of this gimmick

what's stopping a briton from buying a piece of land and declaring himself king?

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post machines

post fucking machines

doing a sad

i lost a friend today lads

she died from a drug overdose

holly from emmerdale

the royal army

you're the king of dog shite m8

you're gonna wank onto it aren't you?

machine fucking

Buy a piece of Scottish land and call yourself a lord like the rest of the runts

/brit/ is my only friend
I have no connections out of /brit/
no colleagues, family or friends, not even online friends

there's so many of us in the uk u might as well call us honorary brits

you can't actually own land there
you only lease it from the Crown.

Why would I do that?

Tickets for Kraftwerk's UK tour on sale tomorrow from 10 am, lads.

called a slag a runt and she got turned on

wants me to shag her

but shes a runt

so i said no thanks

can i marry your sister? does she have a fat arse?

/eire/ is too occasional to be good, plus your man shits up the place, so no one wants to post there. The german general has a good posting rate I think

more comparable to vermin desu

am i technically a lord if i own my own land and have a surname?

I know, then the dog on Corro was put down

I've
I've got
I've got a
I've got a brand
I've got a brand new
I've got a brand new k-
I've got a brand new k-

everyone has a surname
and non-nobles could own land
that's what Yeoman were

loving romania for the fact they drive down the price of escorts
adultworks full of them now, more choice and cheaper pussy

the men are all cunts tho

ombine harvester?

romanian prostitutes are everywhere desu

OOOOHHHH I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND I'LL GIVE THE KEY

business idea: lose virginity to a prostitute

Never met a Romanian in real life. Only a Bulgarian.

*doesn't stop walking toward you until I reach you*

did that when I was 17

Sie ist ein modell und sie sieht gut aus

sorry m8, made an incorrect assumption I guess.

Fucking hilarious seeing people boast about themselves on an anonymous image board. They really think other anons are going to be impressed. lel

called a slag a runt and she got turned on

wants me to shag her

but shes a runt

so i said no thanks

...

met about 5 of them working in a restaurant here
all of the girls were hot

Business idea: Film people carrying out sex acts and sell the footage to frustrated virgins

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic litter picker

STILL no black gf

FFS

i find your insight very impressive

*strokes your upper thigh*

have never seen a prostitute on the street in my life

you all live in shitholes

could you film them performing sex acts on my wife?

might become a monk

me on the right

Are there even black people in Ireland?

6ft mixed girl started at my work recently
prime gf material
she's a graduate though and seems like she could be a BLM SJW type

there was a big brothel in apartments near me run by some Polish gang
you wouldnt even know if you walked by

not many that's why bgf2016 is so hard

Bill Bailey is great.

Sure, should I also sell you the footage afterwards?

REMINDER

Your club isn't real if Snoop hasn't repped them

Only pussy I need desu

youtu.be/LdVFzdRZF0Q

PAUL MCGRATH MY LORD

give her my number la

More please. Memes would be most appreciated.
How do people even make magic eyes?

Just a gf would do 2bh

>west ham
>not the villa

laughingwhores.jpg

black women in ireland are hideous
I've never seen any that look anything like the qts that get posted on Cred Forums

easystereogrambuilder
.com/3d-stereogram-maker.aspx

you shouldn't fuck your cat, you sick bastard

my dad called bob marley a runt in the 70s, not joking

Is Bill Bailey a very high functioning autist?

>football on question time

Black women in the world are hideous.

Of course

youtube.com/watch?v=d46pt5_7fEM

You're wrong with both those Claret & Blues laddo

I live in a shithole and I've never seen one on the streets but I know where they are

Street walking is illegal but working from your own home and advertising on the internet is perfectly legal

gf made a new friend at uni and he's a handsome italian man and she wants him to help her speak italian and she asked for his number upon some pretence of "he asked for help with the time of the class tomorrow but i had to go to the bus quickly so i said give me your number and i will tell you later" and she's told me before that she finds italian sexy hahaha kill me now

>unironically watching question time

watch prime time or some shit, QT doesn't affect us at all

how does that work m8? doesn't the cat try to escape when you start going in?

lots of qts here
most of the are Caribbean though plus really thin East African girls

I am not attracted to the physical realm. I could care less about your video games. I am attracted to raw psychic energy. Really anyone can watch television. I want to know what you know beyond the realm of the physical. And only meditation and large amounts of DMT can give you that intelligence. We've got time. Lets sit on the rooftop at 2am and introduce me to your third eye.

>man shot in the legs and ankles 1.5 miles from my house

ah yes

>football

What a bonnie bairn.

shut up lads

>this is who you're arguing with on Cred Forums

Absolute runt

You should protest his innocence

good post
reminder that villa are the original claret and blues and it's well documented that west ham, burnley and scunthorpe copied us

hapax legomenon

C'MON C'MON
HURRY UP HARRY, C'MON

WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB

howling

don't let yourself or the other likely replies get into your head, she's with you and you are her bf

don't show that you feel threatened cos she'll pick up on it
you'll be alri lad

>hairdryer broke
>cant go to sleep with wet hair because I dont want to die
>tired as fuck

life is suffering lads

>EU workers are more skilled and better educated than their UK counterparts, according to LinkedIn

What's your voice mail say?

don't know where to get DMT, and same with Acid since the usual guy I got it from moved away

worried about buying online as well, don't know how to do it safely or search up how without getting tracked.

>tfw avoid watching adolescent dramas because they make me realise how I wasted my youth

Please wish him a happy birthday, he's been talking about killing himself for weeks now and he needs all our support on this special day. All of it.

do you wish you lived in a multicultural paradise instead? I've shagged a black girl haha

>cant go to sleep with wet hair because I dont want to die

what did he mean by this

No you can't .

Never paid for sex,wouldn't know. If i wanted to fuck a "whore" might as well go to a club.

also

>the men are all cunts tho
You probably don't notice those that go there with a higher education.

Regarding the cheap labour men , sorry , i have no sympathy for the "shit jobs" diaspora .

In my opinion there should be a distinction of classes based on intelligent . If you can't mange something as banal as getting a bachelor's degree (or starting a business without 1 ) then you shouldn't be entitled to more money just by moving somewhere else.

Funny thing ,a brit almost cost me my job. I work with a lot of people from around the world at my job , and at 1 point we had this 1 guy from scotland come and present a new accounting plan and during "happy hour" we talked about multiple things, one of which was romanians in the uk , he mentioned gypsies , i said they're not romanians, they're barely even human... and I swear to god i'm not kidding he filed a complaint to our human resources guy regarding my behavior

use a towel?

smug bitch didn't stop for me at the zebra crossing today

was tempted to end her

Why would you die if you fell asleep with wet hair?

might actually move to london

>Scottish
Ah yes, the eternal Scotcuck.

He's got really long pubes

No idea i never check it

...

didn't read a character of this
closed my eyes and I instinctively clicked close

>zebra crossing

>Ah yes, the eternal Scotcuck.

just had a wank to lazy town

Redpill me on claret and blue lads. Why do so many English club have these colours?

My senpai is from Gorj, whats the general opinion of that area in Romania?

she knows the schedule

taking the guys number to tell him later takes longer than just fucking tell him and then going to the bus

it's bs and she will cheat i know it. i should bin her preemptively

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>ZEEEEEbrah

They caught the gay from Villa, it's a well documented fact

get a cold which will lead to pneumonia

The state of that boy

but you guys are unfriendly and you will call us pirata

Thoughts?

crosswalk

>football

Aston villa created the football league and won a lot of the first titles in the late 1800s
Other small teams starting up at the time took inspiration

but in a friendly way tho

what is this stupid DAK shit that all the germans are posting

singlehandedly saved and ruined the country

So, do I get to pretend that I'm british now that I have a british flag?

y-you guys love us really?

I've been right swiping for a year yet not one single match

What do I do? I look average at worst

Who's ready to get gabbed?

>Aston villa created the football league and won a lot of the first titles in the late 1800s
>Other small teams starting up at the time took inspiration
Wow shame they were so shit last year with such a history. Hopefully their crazy new owner will get them back on track en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Xia

Payday in 20 minutes lads.

Can't wait for that sweet, sweet money.

a mi me gustan los españoles

pero no nos importan muchoc

There is nothing more british than don't being british.

i nkow you're fishing for (you)s but this guy does look pretty average

*stones the algerian*

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>Gorj
Decent compared to where i was born. I was born in the east . Fucking hated it moved as soon as i could. General "school of life" mentality and filled with "Street gangs" (meaning a bunch of sexually frustrated kids that would gang up on people walking alone on street) .
With the exception of iasi(not the whole county,just the city) the whole eastern counties (those stuck to "moldova") are complete shit .

I always thought it was a meme made by people cause of their party but ffs . He was also a cunt about it , he laughed with us and never shown any sign of being "bothered" or never spoke out against anything i said . It was after he left that I was called "for a talk" . Luckily my boss isn't retarded.

Welsh? Good lads
Irish? Good lads
Scottish? Not convinced desu, will have to look into this further

>than don't being

Are mustaches /brit/ approved?

literally have loads of lies on my cv and have never been caught lads

Got paid today. Got an annual payrise too.

Is there empirical evidence proving the Irish are good lads?

haha lad pass that joint over here

*gets the algerian stoned*

Why do people hate Grammar schools?

mmm s-sí

good lads imo

guarantee you look like a fat paedo

You forgot Cornish

you're only cheating yourself xx

No this is me

Hmmmmm

twitter.com/Goudie15/status/775380071116931072

erm.. goud for you?

like what sort of lies? about extra-curricular stuff? years worked? entire jobs?

>requiring empirical evidence

not a good lad imo

cuz they don't teach you nothing

then get rid of that shitty ginger moustache you faggot

Putting together a little idea

cos they failed the 11+ and are STILL mad

Reminder that this cunt is a smelly rapist raghead.

haha

it lets povvos climb the social ladder without paying

English - gods amongst men
Welsh - good lads
Irish -good lads
Scottish -scum
P*rth*rn d*r*sh - utter fucking vile scum of the earth

what the FUCK do joggers and dog walkers do all day?

do they not have jobs?

hillary just idolized merkel

seems like a mistake

What city are you from hombre?

I've been to hoboken station, one warm evening in september of 2015 i sat on the hoboken pier and just observed the manhattan skyline with a couple of tallboys. did the same the next night from long island city. really serene and beautiful memories.

Yoga 710 desu lads

I've been right swiping for a year yet not one single match

What do I do? I look average at worst

they jog and walk dogs

need a /fa/ qt

>tallboys

FOY

uni is killing me desu lads

Naw I work out

Get a hair cut. It is not 1980 anymore.

don't mean to be rude or anything lad but i really don't give a fuck

what course pal

>tfw the gf cooks and cleans

Considering proposing this Christmas lads.

She's currently having a sleep next to me.

aren't you like a week in lol?

Do you mind if I give you a better pic to gimmick with m8? This one isn't really to my advantage. I don't really look like that all the time.

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fox and the grapes

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

what does she cook

>/fa/

hehehe

Seville

Cred Forums.org/bans

doing a think

no hard feelings, everyone is entitled to xis/xer own opinion

cross between simon amstel and the guitarist from wolfmother

Tinder is just for female instant self-gratification. They have no intention of organising a date with a stranger when they are surrounded by lads who will go out with them at a moments notice.

see the irish /gf2016/ poster as an agony aunt figure for the lost souls of /brit/

vapid little worm

might apply for college in the UK lads

thoughts?

Sociology

I'm jealous

hot hot

Is agua con gas a Spanish thing you guys do? What about ice?

umm lad
have you never been on a tinder date?

t. got one on sunday

this post is fedora

this post is even more fedora

this post is INCREDIBLY fedora

Food, mostly.

Had a beef stew with mashed potatoes today. She's French so she uses loads of butter in everything, pretty sure that mash was like 25% butter.

reminder its literally illegal to cross the road in america

Less bans than I imagined 2bh.

Because you can literally pay to get in

Should be reserved for low income families tb h

>all this hate for Scots

We are the masters of the island

Nice b8, you're like 8/10

Ah nice city, my mother loves it. I'm more of a Valencia type of guy.

This desu

Honestly I'm guilty of it too. I set my location to some SEA shithole and just sat there revelling in constant matches and messages. Ignored all of them and unmatched them not long after.

Tinder is a cesspool, it is the absolute worst way of meeting women unless you manage to come across some turbo slag who will shag you after a day of speaking

it's almost a memecourse, friend
Do you enjoy it?

nobody actually gets jaywalking tickets though

someone has to do it

Yeah went on one with yer nan yesterday m8

Can't tell if tranny or overcompensating convert to islam 2bh

make a new thread so I can claim this one

Blacks do

they just get shot on the spot?

You look good, no homo.

I lied im not even the same guy haha

what's the problem though

how do you know if a girl likes you

ahh yes

Mandied off my face again lads fucks sake

I see a bad moon rising

poleaboo.

Stop.
Getting.
My.
Mobile Network
Banned
You
Paki
Fuck

Get
Off
3

Go
Bug
Vodafone

brexit has caused the deutsch bank to collapse

why isn't /brit/ talking about it? it's going to send us into another recession

how did it get in her stomach if she didn't swallow it?

Christ please say he never leaves that room

because its already recovering

NEW

Stop replying to the paki terrorist scumcunt

ah yes, im sure shes going to be an excellent mother

gonna get chicken

brits don't see two things happening at roughly similar times and assume a casual relationship desu
thats Cred Forums tier shit

Gracious winners

gf left me this

she's a keeper lads

yes indeed

Soda water is not very common here.

oh Thanks, friend

Because there is a board for that called Cred Forums

those poor sweet innocent German bankers

Is jaywalking common? Does everyone do it if there's no police around? Are you looked down on if you don't use a crosswalk?

Fucked that one up haha

what the fuck news are you reading? stop drinking the kool-aid

Nice one lad

:) hope that spanish lad has a nice birthday

and this one too

You're ruining my experience of this website mate. Can you please stop with this shit? It stopped being funny weeks ago, tbqh.

Now he can go to bed without any suicidal thoughs.

Good job, Cred Forums

last

hehe

ha

:)

you think you're clever but you're a whole thread behind
step it up

Every poster isn't the same you know ;^)

how did you stumble upon this thread?

It was crazy ngl, made a few clicks here, a few clicks there and I'm here all of a sudden

Checkmate

well done, was watching a youtube video about social anxiety and didn't realise

If you have problems with it I hope you can overcome them :)

thanks, that's really nice but I wasn't fishing for pity though
see you around x