Wake up

>Wake up

>Stock portfolio composed primarily of ETFs has been steadily growing, as always
>I am 6 feet tall
>Broad shoulders, wide ribcage, narrow waist and 25 inch legs
>Perfect wingspan
>Manly face with very cut jawline
>Perfect hairline
>Average penis size
>Ideal foot size
>Living in a safe, firstworld country
>Job and side businesses I deeply enjoy
>Loving girlfriend


Why are you happy today, Cred Forums?

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normies out

Back to /r9k/ fellas

>average sized penis

Wew, would recommend killing yourself asap before the shame does it for you

I'm proud to be a Spaniard, where at least I know I'm free

It hasn't impeded on my life thus far :+)

It's more than just size to sex

We might get a hurricane next week, which is always fun and gets me excited.

Also I'm a 7/10 male specimen with a good job with upwards mobility, no debt, and qt wife

>average penis size
Literally sub human

>tfw my roth IRA finally hit $10k
Thanks dad

>He's a virgin who thinks women need 14 inch BBCs to enjoy sex

Just

Actually I have tons of bitches, and my penis size is a good 9.5"x6"

Then you'd know that penis size is far from important

It's literally a porn and internet meme

>this is what he actually believes
Penis size is everything, like height and wealth. If it wasn't people wouldn't talk about it.

And now imagine, there are people out there who are happy and doesn't need anybody's validation of their own life.

You're the person I'd like to be someday

for some reason I can't imagine canadian shitposters being intelligent enough to manage a stock portfolio

if it's only etf's you don't have to do shit

>wake up
>my marijuana stocks up 91%+ this year
>trade cryptocurrencies, growing my ~6 BTC to almost 23 BTC so far this year
>I am 179 cm tall
>morbidly obese
>balding since I was teenager
>average penis size
>no gf ever

r8

It isn't though

It's a porn meme. A nice body outdoes penis size and height completely

the haughty and prideful will be brought low
for all my benefits and blessings
I identify with the poor, the neets, the virgins
they are my people

I wonder if he wishes a really strong earth quake would tilt the computer over and instantly kill him as it crushes his lungs heart, and spine.

nt heavy enough, a lot of empty space and light materials, will break his nose and cut his face as the screen smashes, only chance of killing him is if it lands on his throat and crushes his windpipe.