/cum/

I wonder why is that.
Does it have to do something with the fact we are first world and they are third?

Hopefully nothing
Japanese cartoons are anime
Japanese comics are manga

All the Mexican shitposters hang out in /lat/

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99 red balloons

Where the fuck is everybody?

99 luftballons

the m actual stands for Morocco now after one visited for a while but the mexicans never got the memo

new thread

I think I fucked up lads, I downloaded lolibait anime. At first I thought it would be ended with MC fucking the loli's mom but in the end it ends with MC kiss the loli.

I just want a big bacon cheesebugga

It's not like anyone is going to arrest you in your shithole lol

>He will never make a hentai..
I love them, but come on now

Good morning

It is. Even the worst one is fine as long as you don't share it to other people.
But I just regret for watching it lads. I better read eroge instead of this.

Se la meto

I need advice guys. If you like something but can enjoy it for free illegally, like a comic book or game, how do you decide if you want to purchase it just for the sake of supporting it? Especially if its a bit on the pricey side

Then stop watching any anime retard, anime is for the degenerate. Your country really went backwards when we left you, jesus

Oii, talk english mate

who here /hughmongous/

>no fun allowed
This is why we left you, dad.

I was just diagnosed with cancer. I don't know what I'm going to do with my life anymore

Drunk, fuck girl, then do weed.

Live life hard and fuck sweet american pussy lad

what kind of cancer?

>I don't know what I'm going to do with my life anymore
you're going to live boy. you're going to fight it and live.

keep shitposting on Cred Forums

My condolences user...

I developed some malignant tumor on my cheek

pero esa cara de caballo.

I got drunk and shitposted on /sci/

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If you want more of it of course

You have cancer too?

>because when mexicans do post its never a shitpost and they always have something interesting to say

>It's 01:22
>Need to stay awake till 03:00, at least
I don't look forward to October lads

rate me

kek, , there's the guy with the do I look white, the one that is obsessed with blacks and etc. Probably same guy

>loli anime is fun

this is why you left and became a shithole, son

probably not even a big deal

>all these British actresses with shrill British accents bleeding into every medium we hold sacred in our grand republic of God's free country

GTA IV works on my PC but fries my GPU

be honest

It's all my fault, but it's not too late.

I really hope so

Install ICEnhancer

Your computer must be shit then lad

Wouldn't it be better if America was an homogenous nation?

I would create a new ethnicity combining DNA from all other existing ethnicities. 85% European, 10% East Asian, 3% Indo, 1% black and 1% native American, from various different ethnicities from each race.

Everyone would look handsome, cute, etc.

Also, time travel and make the year of independence 7/7/1777 because it's more aesthetic that way.

I'm not sorry I did it.

Just wait 20 years and we'll all be "hispanic." then we can get over this racial tension BS and go to space

Wow. Things sure have picked up now that high school is out.

>This faggot again
I already told you to go get laid earlier today

I think we need 2% black :)

Some of us have jobs you NEET

>Implying
Hispanics will be seen as white and blacks will claim its Jose keepin em down citing the Zimmerman shooting of Trayvon as the beginning of Hispanic supremacy and Latino on black violence.

what a beautiful man

we literally elected zoolander

youtube.com/watch?v=rUY-69YOziA
Post state songs

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testing
hello cum

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Cheers love the cavalry's here!

Hey /cum, how's your Thursday night going? I'm currently enjoying some A+ crystal meth.

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SAW A GROUP OF WOMEN IN FULL HIJAB AND ROBE SHIT WALKING DOWN THE STREET
SHOULD I BE AFRAID

youtube.com/watch?v=9awG8O0_yno
Post state song in Japanese

Yes
You just narrowly avoided being killed by one of allha's soldiers

You lucky bastard

>one time our neighbor had Muslims camping out in her backyard in full hijab
Was scary.

one time I tried to touch your d while you were asleep but you woke up

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I was unaware we had a state song

youtube.com/watch?v=WDiSCTlHl5Q

sounds all right, desu

I'm a man child and I'm tired of it.

y

High school's been out for more than 4 hours now.

Blow your brains out then.

What a clever image.

What is it about Canadians that makes them such terrible Cred Forums posters

But Canadians are my favorite posters..

full thread?

Mexicans > Americans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadians

You're a bunch of faggots

>Americans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mexicans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadians

Rate my weekend meal plan

Friday:
>breakfast: waffles
>lunch: KFC
>dinner: pizza

Saturday
>breakfast: lots of meatand barbeque
>lunch: burger king
>dinner: macaroni

Sunday
>breakfast: grocery stop stuff like pic related
>lunch: hot dogs and deep fried onions
>dinner: ice cream milk shake etc

Can't wait for winter lads

Canadians are the shadow of the United States, basically us our key differences in history and culture makes us more well known and popular among other countries. Because Canadians have no shtick to the world, they try to follow the footsteps of the Australians, who shitpost only because they have literally nothing better to do. Since they cannot master that technique either, their posts are combinations of shit and depression

>tfw mom won't let you get a cat

That's very unhealthy

My daily meal plan:

>three cups of coffee
>a banana
>whatever is for dinner

wish i would die in my sleep already

Do you get snow where you live?

But I have severe anxiety depression and hyperactiveness I can only feel safe, calm etc when I eat a lot

>three cups of coffee
Enjoy your fucking kidney stones

just play with hers user

Nope but I still enjoy it.

Why?

Go for a jog everyday, it will help you lose weight and build confidence. Just bring an axe bottle and a lighter in case a nigger tries to rob you. Here NYC, one time a small nigger threatened to stab me if I didn't fork out cash, instead, I took out a lighter and an axe can in my pocket and sprayed a flamethrower on him, kid ran away. It was pretty effective.

severe autism

why not?

he's too chicken to do the deed himself

>he's too chicken to do the deed himself

Come to Montreal sometime, winter is cozy as fuck as long as you don't have to stay outside long hhhhehheheheh

Downloading GTA IV lads

arent you afraid of dead? endless nothing

Gta IV is the best gta fight me bois

cbc.ca/news/world/trudeau-selfie-terror-suspect-1.3784041

>Man in Trudeau selfie linked to RCMP terror investigation
>Police raided Montreal home just months before man snapped photo with PM

Meanwhile in Canada

politico.eu/article/in-swipe-at-trump-clinton-names-merkel-as-her-favorite-world-leader/

Who's ready for Refugee Crisis 2: Latin America Boogaloo?

say that to my face m8

>want to replay gta4 for dat physics engine
>remember the awful story I have to get through, that shitty map, and the terribly aged murky filter

Nothing wrong with dem latinas

If they bring refugees to NYC I've got my lighters and Axe bottles ready

We're fucked. Trump is an idiot and we may get nukes, but at least thats better than allahu akbar.

I think Johnson's VP should run for president

>We're fucked
This is the future you guys chose. Stop complaining

then elect johnson and murder him in his sleep
it may be a bit difficult but I believe in you

"Suck my lady nuts"

My father is exactly like Donald Trump, only difference being that he's bald, his eyes are green and he's a little shorter
That aside, both looks and behaviour are just like his
I'm really proud of my dad

Why can't Americans resist female British accents?

Stip worrying so much you pieces of nigger shit

>This is the future you guys chose. Stop complaining
I didn't. I voted against that bitch even though I don't agree with the man from Vermont with everything.

u might wanna step back bong

Because they're exotic and erotic

V is a better game anyway.

are railguns the future of warfare
railgun pistols, rifles, shotguns
railgun tanks, artillery, IFVs
railgun attack helicopters, fighter jets, etc

>average central american rural peasant.jpg

Hey man shut up motherfucker

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if railguns are the future of guns what are the future of missiles

eh

railmissiles

railguns are actually basically bullets that behave like missiles.
or better said, missiles that behave like bullets.
so its both.

Whats the point of liking Latinas if the Latinas you like just look like Europeans? You might as just like European ladies if you aren't going for the distinct brown flavor that Latin America has to offer

I want to fuck a brit chick and hear her say yeah come at me wit ya dick ya cunt

You are just 5% behind Clinton in the polls and this guy asks you how to heal America's racial tensions.

What do you answer?

I want to go back in time and fuck the queen when she was younger

woogie boogie nigga
t. clayton bigsby

European ladies are wayy to slutty.
Latinas are either even sluttier, or more Catholic and family values than the average mormon.
So there's that.
Plus they crave for that first world american cock they want to illegally immigrate their pussies too.
I want to save a pure european genes latina from her shithole and give her all the life humanity and love she never had
not too much to ask is it

Just call him a jiggaboo and spit at him

you're weird

>not gta san andreas
wew lad

Man all women are whores.

After learning French maybe.

do all the random shit that you want to do before you fucking dies user

better red than red

this

What would the Founding Fathers do about today's America?

Ask your family for money and do whatever you want.

Vote for Trump.

VOTE GARY JOHNSON
MAKE WEED GREAT AGAIN!
Wait, what is weed?

Anyone who was not 8 at the time remembers what happened to oil prices when we invaded Iraq in 2003?

Releasing slaves was a mistake - Tommy J

No they wouldn't. He's not pro slavery

I was 9 and I don't remember

where u guise from
dallas here

I'm 23 and want to buy alcohol but I'm nervous because I look like a 14 year old aushwitz mode nerd

Go to Hawaii

Columbus

find the imposter
I I I I I | I I I I I I
found it? it means your gay heheh

If you have an ID, they dont give a fuck. If it is a rural store, they wont even check

half of these posts are literally me
if you were to quote all /cum/ posts i'd get almost a hundred (You)s, how does that make you feel

>found it?
Yes. It's |
>it means your gay heheh
Sheeeeet

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Prove it.
Reply to every post then post a screen shot.

become homeless
put two bowls in front of you, one written trump and the other written clinton
put down a sign, "which candidate has the most generous supporters, trump or clinton?"
that would be choice

who /six day weekend/ here?

but then you would find out i am yourself and we are both desperate for attention to the point that we allucinate ourselves removing pieces of information from our vision and memory as to lead us to believe we are different people when we are the same person talking to himself

You guys are the only reason I have not jumped off my building today. thanks
know that. Here a you

why

why are you still up anons?

You're welcome pal

y-you doing alright Mexibros?

reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/54n73z/flayed_amputated_cartel_member_beheaded/

>reddit
Are you serious? fuck off

>have been eating 30 000 k calories a day for 1 year, mostly sugars and fats
>finally starting to feel memory loss, ocasionally fade away, sudden energy drops, severe heart and head ache
its been fun lads
the ride is almost over

It is only 800pm cst

It's 6:20 PM Hans

godspeed user

I genuinely feel happy if this is true. You're welcome

It's 9:21

>30,000 calories per day
I didn't think that was possible

why?

i only go to class two days a week and one day is canceled

its 03:23, go to sleep

im an expert and this is a lie

>memory loss
How is that, exactly?
Sounds spooky.

You first

I hate when I'm browsing at the drinks and the workers are staring like shit because they think I'm an underage about to steal

Well, you're doing something then on the next moment you ask yourself what was I about to do back again?
For example, while I am surfing on the internet, I will sometimes open a new tab but then on the next moment just forget why I did it.
Also forget about things to do, schedules, where I put my keys, etc, all the time
I don't think it makes you a difference because many times you won't even know if you forgot something, you only end up knowing it because someone else says something or the such

Feeling like shooting somebody

pick me

>3 (you)'s in one post
I feel like Christmas has come early

Are you about to steal? If not, then why even care? It's not like you'll ever have to interact with those people outside the liquor store

This thread ain't big enough for the two of us

Decided not to get stitches.

Well I'm sorry.
That sounds sad.
Hope it for the best.

no you

Guys did you drink alcohol before you turned 21?

just called the marinas on you

no wtf that's illegal

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>tfw have no money for food
>next paycheck is Wednesday
>stomach starting to hurt already from hunger

Why would anyone be attracted to 3D?

why do people like vocaloids?

You can drink when you are 18 here.

Eat anything you have try a potato, that's how the Irish survived.

Probably not. The acceleration of a projectile is directly proportional to the length of the rails and the square of the current. Current batteries can't supply the current necessary to be effective.

I feel so alone sometimes

Of course not

That's bad
lmao jk

Stop.

I fapped to the shrinking pov video where Miku swallows you whole in a sexy slutty way, shit made me diamonds.

how early did you start drinking alcohol then?

when i was a kid i watched something on tv that said we were going to put railguns in space and then shoot them at the earth and destroy entire cities in one go

it was pretty cool

Since I was 18.

Not too long before it i remember seeing crazy cheap, like $.90/gallon cheap, gas.

Given that i'm driving cross-country next week, I'm fucking loving these prices. Sorry venezuela and russia, but hey, Norway's not sweating it.

Link

I started at 22.

I had my first sip of beer when I was probably 7 or something

I hated it, thought it tasted like piss.

First time I had liquor was when I was 15 or 16

Because they aren't woke.

Because they are woke.

You're a disgusting degenerate.

Venezuela has to pay people to take that shitty gunk they call oil tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=rICIx2TDHg0

interesting

can you now tell me why in-n-out is not in germany?

Also: is it really that good?

I love you so much I have been looking for this picture for centuries

Germany doesn't like foreign companies it's a fact.

Because they're still expanding, and no.

I wanna shrink myself and sleep on top of her panties!

Those pinkos in California won't even let it spread far from their state. I've never had it before either, I haven't been west of the Mississippi since I was 2.

I don't think it will ever go international either. Plus you guys don't like American companies

>This video.
>All those recommended videos after it ends.

This is why Hitler did all those things he did.

dokomade demo tsuuuzukuuuuuuu
kono sora no you naaaaaaa
owari noooo nai eiennn wo chikatteee
omosa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hakarenai konna omoiiiiiiiiiiiiii
kimi dake ni ima tsutaeru karaaaaaaaaa
staple stable...

I fap to most of that brah

Too bad your dead Nazi bitches can't do jack shit

does cum prefer chocolate or vanilla

Chocolate

I like the girl with the white hair though

>test tomorrow
>don't want to study
>would just sit here shitposting instead
ive lost control of my life

wtf thats unfair.

You have chipotle,in-n-out five guys, taco bell etc. and we only have mcdonalds burger king subway.

You also have superior sweets.

Maybe ill move to america one day

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Chocolate tbqh

do it faggot I'll see you there and give you a big kiss

Go to California

>In college
>Part of a bunch of shitty clubs to try and make myself look better on a resume
>secretly hate them all
>I wish I was in my dorm playing Rainbow Six

Well my Grandma moved from Latvia to Germany and then the US so it's possible

You can come live with me

vanilla

We also have an education system specifically designed to let dumb niggers pass. So whatever

Vanilla is more attractive, Chocola has a better personality.

only one right answer

wew

Fuck cat girls and their stupid ass hairy fur because I am allergic to most things but animal hair moreover specifically cat fur is the worst of them all fuck you nigger cunt burn in hell nigger nigger asshole

/cum/ a shit

thank you, i wrote down your ips.

Dont wonder if a qt german knocks on your door in some years.

But they have shit grades so who cares?

Maybe ill do my masters in the us if in-n-out is not in germany already

dont do it
I'm sure there's a meaning to life
Find a purpose
Jesus is a good way to start

Enjoy your ban. :)

but its exactly the other way arround you retard

what autistic japanese cartoon this is from
explain

>have tickets for a rap concert tonight
>90% sure my ex & her bf will probably be there
gonna just get high & go to sleep 2bh

I'm not going to be in the same place next year and probably in yet another place the year after that tbqh

i really want both

>vanilla i guess

>>have tickets for a rap concert tonight
are you black?

Fight it and win, god bless you user

i dont know but this visual novel was on the front page of steam once during the most recent sale

So listening to rap makes you a nigger now?

fucking nekopara
dude fucks ALL the catgirls
ALL OF THEM
I mean like balls deep sugar walls

moving around for work?

I have your name so dw

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more white people listen to rap anyway baka sempai

School for now, then work

What's my name then?

wwe

yup

yes

>more white people listen to rap anyway
should all be lynched tbqh

What's weirder is plenty of people buy it censored and never patch it to unlock the adult content. They just think it's some game where you collect catgirls.

>I don't like rap

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Damn, and I didnt want to do this but you need it edgy

>I like rap

>i dont like poetry that is speed up to match a musical beat

not gonna doxx you obviously

Can you guys teach me some us lingo which the cool kids use? I need to step up my game

>0 deaths

>He ironically listens to country music and likes florida georgia line

>I like black gentlemen talking over "music"

stop making this a Cred Forums thread faggots

Luka is superior.

Hamburgers with avocado and string cheese

I won't afford you the same courtesy, Hermann. Cyber police incoming.

white & native actually leaf

No, it takes a special kind of Mexican to be able to comprehend other /cum/ members. Any non-special Mexican simply does not get (You)s.

Now what makes them so special? We do not know, and we should not try to figure it out.

I wish I had a gigantic cat belly for a bed

youtube.com/watch?v=5eou8PR7PJM

what should I get for dinner

chicken tikka masala or in-n-out

dont forget to tell me if its good

What's wrong with rap?

oh my god user

could it have a switch to make it purr

I hang out in both.

>ctrl f (You)
>"68 results"

>rappers are really poets

Oh yes

In n out is not as common as you think

im behind 3 proxis

wtf is string cheese, also dont know where to get quality buns

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Thanks for confirming, kid. I had anticipated 4. You're way in over your head. Prepare to have your bank account seized and used for black market weaponry.

can do foot bro

Haven't hit the bump limit yet you mong

It will be deleted because we're 20 posts behind and the jannies are autistic. Try again in 5 minutes.

>not evem 300 replies, let alone 310
enjoy your vacation

>not using bitcoin

get on my level

what do you mean?

300th

>Not even bump limit.
Off yourself

that thread blows

but i dont want /cum/ to suffer the dishonor of being jannied

so 310 here we come

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cana-chan is cute
CUTE

im going to bed its 4:18.

Sleep tight anons and dont commit suicide

g'night teutonbro

It is cute but you are a guy

>Sleep tight anons and dont commit suicide

Makes me wonder how many /cum/ posters have died this year.

cocks

done

dont tell me what to do faggot

weno trabjo

gujob

I'll try not to, thanks

make a new cums pls

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islam

Last

Excellent post.

JANI
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>for free

no fun allowed

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