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United Ireland
they look nothing a like
brexit hasn't happened yet so it hasn't caused anything
ffs
Good idea, the republic is welcome to rejoin the uk anytime it wants m80
under the British crown
had a dream I was winston churchill and no one liked me
Time for some competent, pragmatic discourse gentlemen.
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of culture in the Isles of the North Atlantic (IONA)
started the 42nd book of the year - RAWs Quantum Psychology. still not got around to the Penrose book yet.
Is jaywalking common? Does everyone do it if there's no police around? Are you looked down on if you don't use a crosswalk?.
>be Polish
>get UK citizenship in April
>vote Leave in June
>mfw
>/brit/
Lads reply to this with your degree
Putting a strawpoll together
I live about 300 miles away from pakipoo and I'm on o2 yet I still constantly receive bans from posts he's made for fuck sake
doing a serious think and I reckon that there are some situations where racism might be a bad thing
Include Iceland and the other North Atlantic Archipelago Islands
gave the wife's son a new colouring book x
haha remember that english lecturer who literally got arrested for jaywalking because the po asked to see his identification and he asked to see the police's
REALLY happy I'm not a yank
>Isles of the North Atlantic (IONA)
wouldn't that include Iceland and the faroe islands
>tfw you're expertly '''''jaywalking''''' through the traffic in town whilst the mongy runts are left waiting for the green man
Get a fucking job
msc in economics
Archipelago is a good word
Actually bewildered by this
I'd heard of it, but didn't think it meant you literally can't cross the road when you want
>he lives next to a phone mast
enjoy literally getting cancer
need to engage in sexual congress ASAP
nothing wrong with that
>my mum is literally probably in there
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international relations
woah
This piece of shit is a convicted rapist.
True
Law (specialising in USA pedestrian law)
you know you're getting old when you can feel yourself getting bigger and your metabolism is letting you down
Your kneecaps, hand them over
he looks better here
Yoga 710 a shit
I work 9-5:30 mate, you troubled by this turn of events?
I actually read less at weekends
Hate runts crossing the road in random places tbqh.
Especially when they do so from behind a parked car then seem upset and shout Arabic at me when I honk at them.
I LOST MY MOJO
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BA in Politics and International Relations
If private schools are so much better than state schools then why don't we just privatise all schools
Why is he in a thai uni
Doesn't this law only exist in England though?
Masters in Architecture
charge your phone
Why do the vast majority of students come across as so arrogant?
Your balls get zapped when ever you get a txt lad
Biomedical science
>ywn be someone's dirty little haram secret
*makes my privates public*
PhD in Computational Biology
just got called fat in another general. Thankfully /brit/ is yank friendly.
reverse brexit
Alri I'm leaving this simulacra of a general until the stalker stops ruining my experience of it. Good night lads.
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Geology
Cuck pride
World wide
Chemistry
B.Sc.Eng. in shagging your mum
Probably a paedo too.
My friend does this. Can you sum it up for me please?
>objections from local residents
why YES i do want to keep this ugly abandoned industrial estate instead of building a nice new park and flats
*camera pans out on icelad shagging my mother*
*kerry katona appears*
and that's why mums go to Iceland!
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>this image isn't a 'shop
2,1
@65519451
You should fucking kill yourself, raghead.
muslim girls do their makeup really well
Human biology
What uni?
Lloyd is based tbqh.
WADDUP FAMALAM
Why, mate?
Are you Kingsley, JP Or Howard?
objectively wrong
you're too obsessed with dark skin
it's all they have
madman
George the sharpie fan seems like a bit of a cunt
sorry g'night
>noticeably balding at 20
it's only hair, r-right?
Destroy Iraq
in my 5th year of robotics
oxygen tanks finally arrived lads
see you on the other side
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i don't african american
Wanted to do geology but there's absolutely 0 job prospects out there
absolute madman
Both
Jesus christ imagine knowing that your privates could just start bleeding at any moment without notice.
What a fucking life
33rd
sort of like a WW1 commander haha
jú famalam
youtube.com
What are you doing?
all women should be spayed like the dogs they are
>oxygen
Am I missing the joke or does that not actually kill you?
Cool. Why does it matter what uni?
pretty sure periods follow a schedule
but here's something you can't anticipate
*kicks you in the pisser*
I'm coming for you, boy.
psychology lol
I bet he's not even making a poll, he's just getting (You)s
Because your friend might be me, never know
See you in hell
uhm.. you need oxygen to live, sweety x
Why yes lets keep an ugly 60s block of dogshit just because of some objections from local residents!
Reckon Britain could've looked like Dubai without these fucking cretins
I was but i forgot to say what uni as well so now im not
looks more like butane
Doxxable information
The Shard is fucking eyesore
just finished watching the whole thing
good stuff
Well then the entire idea was shite
Lets just forget it ever happened
Dubai looks like arse.
to be honest we should just knock down everything and start again
pretty grilled
China is doing it right
Kill/relocate the 'local residents' and make the country look nicer
Aberdeen.
Are there any new English bands or musicians to speak of?
but user thats unethical
The new gf demands I speak to her. Not talk to her, speak to her. Not about anything specific or related to our relationships. She wants me to tell her about books I've read, movies I've seen, my opinions on various events, stories, anecdotes, etc. She just sits back and listens. She says she likes my voice.
Bit weird if you ask me.
You lads wanna come over?
I have a handle of voddy :3
duhs a bit ov a think
girls just wanna have fun
Posting from the Parthenon
i think it's something you could get used to if you tried
NEED the other Irish poster to stop posting to stop these SNAP posts
besides we all know I'm the best Irish poster
thoughts?
paddy spaparoo
chav car
beep beep hahahaahhaaaahhh
>buying a slow impreza
only lesbos drive a non WRX or STI impreza
Vote lads
what did they mean by this
would it kill ya to buy american?
So damn ugly
Don't follow football, why dont you try asking the inhabitants of your local runt den i.e a pub
My friend is restoring a 2000 WRX
Did any men kick the ball today? Kicky kicky goal like?
that's a no then?
got the energy crystals strapped up to me lads, can literally feel the third eye opening
>Don't follow football, why dont you try asking the inhabitants of your local runt den i.e a pub
ye
Yes. Only buy fast Imprezas. If you must have a Subaru, a Forester or Legacy are acceptable.
I guess though I might run out of topics and it can be quite tiring.
But today she basically called me on Skype and after exchanging some pleasantries just asked me to speak to her and I ended up spending nearly two hours explaining how quantitative proteomics measurements are done which she apparently enjoyed.
private cars aren't environmentally sustainable, twenty years or so we'll all have to get on public transport to go places
Business idea: buy up all neighbouring houses, knock them down and use the land as a lavishly large garden space.
*charges your crystals*
i don't really see myself needing much more than these 160hp
>why yes I do follow football
>would you like to discuss who is the best at kicking the ball
>or perhaps you would enjoy a healthy debate about which team will accumulate enough points to win the league this year
>I have invested significant time and effort in learning about this subject because it is very important to me
You posted this man as an example of someone pathetic and fat, but to me he looks very high test.
>Hairy as fuck
>All fat goes to his belly (sign of high testosterone)
>Thick wrists
>Good jaw
humanity will ascend to a higher plane and we'll be able to teleport our metaphysical form anywhere we want in the blink of an eye
no
Up the ACA
>Don't follow football, why dont you try asking the inhabitants of your local runt den i.e a pub
alri juncker
me? never touch the stuff
yet another freedom we've taken for granted down the drain.
progress marches on.
what sport do you follow?
I want to fuck a girl on her period.
The last-picked kid spotted
only runt den I know of is @65520014's house
Going for a walk in my MAGA hat lads
Strapped a Bowie knife to my belt in case I encounter a pack of rabid leftists
>why yes I am very interested in a sport which features incredibly highly paid sportsmen kick a ball around who are predominantly not from my country or even race, and yes this random team that happens to be in my locality is a large part of my identity
you've got to keep these men occupied with something lad
idle men soon turn bad, football is just a method to subdue the masses
MLG
>fingerless-gloves-fedora (1).png
showed potential future gf the Mexican execution video and she started crying lads
miscalculation haha
fight the good fight brother
Did the man get paid millions to kick a ball around with his millionaire mates again?
>idle men soon turn bad, football is just a method to subdue the masses
>the Mexican execution video
Which one haha
honest mistake
He's right you know.
>people make fun of red headed men but women voted ireland to have the most attractive men
Just took 10mg of diazepam and drank 3 litres of cider. Now listening to the new TWIABPAIANLAFT album. I am the comfiest man in the world, AMA.
The one where the guy gets his face skinned off
>Did the man get paid millions to kick a ball around with his millionaire mates again?
>Going for a walk in my MAGA hat lads
>Strapped a Bowie knife to my belt in case I encounter a pack of rabid leftists
the one where they cut of the guy's hands and face and he keeps screaming in agony as they start slitting his throat with a dull knife and they try to keep his head in place by shoving a machete into his mouth
i actually made peace with never dating instead
that's quite a lot of cider
>TWIABPAIANLAFT
>women sleep around for 10 years
>suddenly as they reach their mid 20s and thirties they realise they need to leech off a beta, pop out a child or two, have an affair and then steal the family home
ahh yes women
what cider you on lad? careful with that liver.
Really want to be a Dad desu.
never buying anything at Wilkos again
don't lie, you knew how a normalfag would react
Will STRONGLY consider getting married
>ahh yes women
The absolute state of the runt posting that, fuck me
>Topless
>No gains
>Runt face
>get messaged by someone I need to contact to return their call I missed
>ring them two minutes later
>they don't pick up
hmmmmmmmmmm
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
>found the reddit account of the guy that works in a 24/7 store near me
>talks about trying to kill himself
>instantly realize random people around me are dealing with much more shit than I am
>women sleep around for 10 years
>suddenly as they reach their mid 20s and thirties they realise they need to leech off a beta, pop out a child or two, have an affair and then steal the family home
>ahh yes women
No la I expected her to be angry or grossed out but she just started bawling like a toddler immediately.
M8 there's always gonna be rocks.
Who /houserunning/ here?
I love to turn the lights off in the house when it hits midnight and just run around, jumping over settees and tables and stuff, maybe throw some pillows and headbutt them, gives me this feeling of freedom.
Parents always have a go at me for it because it wakes them up but they know what to expect at this point, I love a good house run.
It's my dream for it to one day be a sport but I can't think of any rules.
underrated post to be honest
>He has a whole folder of fedora pics
>He quietly chuckles to himself as he posts hat pictures
>He internally pats himself on the back as he reclines in glee
>"That'll show them" he whispers as he reaches for another handful of tendies
>He spits breadcrumbs through stained, smiling teeth as continues to chuckle
>"Bath time!" his mother and primary caretaker calls to him down the stairs to the basement
>He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he clicks off Cred Forums.org
>"I'll be back for the rest of those hat tippers later" he thinks to himself as he struggles to lift himself out of his sticky chair
>Still chuckling on his way up the stairs he yells
>"You better be quick this time, Mom, I have important things to do on my computer!"
>"Yes honey, it's just that if we rush it too much, you'll get another rash" his mother replies as she cries internally
>His chuckling and smile fades and is replaced with exhausted grunts and groans as he approaches the top of the stairs
>"I don't care, Mom, I'm having a very important discussion with people about things I don't like, they're all fedora wearing neckbeards, I have to show them what they look like" He exclaims through gasping breathes
>"Okay honey, I'll be as quick as I can" the mere shell of a woman replies
>"Well, get on with it then, whore" he tells her as he enters the bathroom
>His mother sheds a single tear as she reaches for the sponge on a stick to clean between his flab
>She silently wonders how nice her life would have been had she decided to go through with the abortion
>"Too late now" she utters
>"What's too late, Mom? The cretinous melt asks
>"Nothing, honey... Nothing"
>Somebody for something non-work related called me for the first time in 3 weeks
>It was my 12 year old cousin, but she had accidentally called me by mistake not to actually talk to me
REEEE, I'm so lonely.
you have to be 18 to post here mate
>normies trying to "kill themselves"
>"haha bro i took like 3 paracetamol and drank a bottle of vodka so suicidal"
Good Christ shan't ever be giving that a watch
And to think there's Americans out there who want more of such people in our land
qt girl at work sent me an invite on facebook messenger
thought she wanted to talk to me
actually she didn't she invited me by mistake and meant to ask someone else
>mfw
no shit, it's really confronting
the gf
rude
I'm 28 tbf.
BA in Pol and IR guy here, I got a job in the civil service. So I don't really think it is a runt degree.
Iceland must be pretty weird, randomly talking to another Icelandic person and finding out you know them. The chances of that happening here is pretty slim.
unironically doing a think about life lads
Maybe there's a reason people don't call you?
12 year odl cousin you say
>people get married without prenups
Fat lass off gogglebox is skinny now lads
Paki pride
>tfw need to meet the love of my life before I'm 30
Fuck sake.
Celtic could probably hold down a Prem spot, and with their International support + Prem TV money they could probably get the money together to challenge the top half. Obviously the established Prem teams don't want another contender, hence Celtic and Rangers will never be allowed to join the English leagues.
if you want a laugh at yanks saying a bus driver is middle class
Did not expect her to be that fragile tbqh.
I guess normies aren't hardened at all against this sort of thing.
Don't worry they're already in your country, you might get to see it live.
>65520524
not me by the way
Probably reminds you of when you escaped the Runt nest that one time
>trivialising others problems because you assume life must be fantastic for them because they can actually talk to people and go outside
definition of autism
or psychopathy
I don't have many friends desu and I don't know how I would go about making any. I went to university, but became a recluse, then came back home, and only had 1 friend left from here by then as most had moved away/fallen out of contact.
>bus driver
honestly would rather be a bin man
it would smell more but you'd have to deal with less runts
although i guess you'd be pretty fucking runty yourself
do you have autism?
can't imagine what your parents think
>Oh there goes Johnny again, Christ why won't he stop jumping around down there in the dark like some hyperactive toddler
>people get married
Perhaps, but with that squad they've got at the minute they'd probably get relegated lol
normies are so sheltered and weak that they would kill themselves because some bimbo left them or their useless normie playmate hates them
literally no sympathy for these wastes
>Did not expect her to be that fragile tbqh.
>I guess normies aren't hardened at all against this sort of thing.
>normies are so sheltered and weak that they would kill themselves because some bimbo left them or their useless normie playmate hates them
literally no sympathy for these wastes
Where do you think you are?
shit
>Responding to people with Fedora pics to feel superior to them while you're browsing Cred Forums on a Thursday night like the rest of us.
Literally kill yourself for the good of mankind.
Imagine the sheer level of runtitude you would encounter as a bus driver
Levels I cant yet perceive
pay would be nice too
well i left your mum's house an hour ago and things have been kind of hazy since
Ah yes, Northerners
Buses down here are civilised
Depressed normies should be encouraged to renounce their undeserved membership of the human species tb h
I'd be happy to oblige
absolute runt tier thread
i expect more from you lot in the next one
>less runts
Fewer runts.
ah yes i'm sure all the niggers on the bus in tower hamlets are the picture of politeness
"people" who use the bus are not civilised mate
Just Morrisons own, 2.5l bottle and prefer it to Strongbow, plus a bottle of some nice fancy cider from some Abbey down south that my mate got me. I gave up on my liver a while ago tbqhwy.
>Buses down here are civilised
Must be all them Sharia patrols and their scimitars
>Buses down here are civilised
youtube.com
pooh
that's because you're all empty voids
northerners are a lot more lively
>Prefering collect dog shits and drug needles than driving a bus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
thanks thats a bad habit
>fucks up the greentext
off yourself too you incompetent shitflake
As someone who had to use the bus a lot in Canterbury, I can say no it is not.
prenups mean jack shit and are thrown out of court all the time.
>implying you wouldn't be doing that as a bus driver
Celtic Dembele best Dembele tobehonest
Any of you lads ever study abroad? did you enjoy it?
bus drivers don't clean the buses you fucking fool
Year in Beijing. Do not recommend.
my cousin drives a bus in a fairly modest town for a small company.
the pay is good because they are the only public transit in the area, basically him and his gf plus sometimes his mates get to hang around driving about all day, making stops for lunch and such, and then picking up mostly old people and drunks to get them home.
its very easy and he has a pretty comfortable life.
what if someone does a stinky poo mid route?
>dog shits and needles inside the bus
In what type of shithole are you living?
du du du du du du
>stinky poo
go away you literal child
University is a meme at this point. 9 Grand a year for vague skills that might be applicable in your career, when any decent tech company offers STEM apprenticeships with better training and pay.
things i have seen on the bus:
>used nappies
>dildo
>rancid meat
Why what went wrong
China is a shithole and the Chinese are barbarians.
just made a mini 'za
Just out of interest lads, what are the criteria one must fulfill to be considered a normie by /brit/ standards?
Like is there a certain amount of times you have to have had sex? Be educated and not unemployed?
roflmfao'ing at this post
Yeah m8, I ended up moving here after finishing my degree. Would reccomend.
If you're seriously considering the necessary criteria to be a normie instead of getting on with your life then you aren't a normie.
>Like is there a certain amount of times you have to have had sex?
yes, once
>Be educated
education is irrelevant
>not unemployed?
makes you more normie if you're employed
asking if you are a normie you normie
Had sex
Don't hate yourself
More than 1 friend
Regularly go on nights out
desu Cred Forums is full of actual normies now who deflect the word on to those with perhaps a more popular social life than them
STOP APPROPRIATING OUR CULTURE REVIEWBRAH HES AMERIKUN U LIMEY KUNT
>Had sex
>Don't hate yourself
>More than 1 friend
All me haha.
>Regularly go on nights out
Don't do this one tbqh.
Am I a semi-normie?
any of you lads got that picture of homer looking up at the sky next to his car and the majority of the picture is the sky (he's in the bottom right corner)
willing to pay several (you)'s for this picture
>Virgin
>Self-loathing
>1 friend
>Never go on nights out
Wew
1. Have been within 3 metres of a female in the past year.
2. Have received a text message, phone call, or logged into facebook in the last 12 hours.
3. Have gone outside this month.
4. Have had any social interaction that isn't family in the last 24 hours.
>1 friend
normie reeeeeeeeeeeeee
No, you are normie. It's all or nothing system.
>1 friend
that's twice as many as me
>>Regularly go on nights out
>Don't do this one tbqh.
shouldn't be a criteria
plenty of normies don't go out
Is this what you mean? literally just pasted "homer looking up at the sky next to his car" into google
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>>>/lat/
why?
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>Had sex
Last had sex in January
>Don't hate yourself
50/50
>More than 1 friend
Yes
>Regularly go on nights out
Not really
weeeeeew thanks lads
riveting tale chap haha
certified normie
Got an excellent post saved up for the next thread lads
Show me your best british memes
sorry wasnt trying to make you feel bad
Jesus Christ /brit/ is so fast now. Lads, I think I'm gonna be leaving, it's no longer comfy here.
See you later Space Cowboys.
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see you tomorrow lad
>Had sex
No.
>Don't hate yourself
I don't know.
>More than 1 friend
I have no friends.
>Regularly go on nights out
No.
I don't feel anything anymore.
making a designated runt folder
rest in peace, m8
You'll be back
This place builds a drive for shitposting that isn't easily satiated.
new
>had sex
no
>dont hate yourself
no
>more than one friend
yes but no best friend and we're not as close as friends usually are
>regularly go on nights out
used to up until recently
Here come dat /brit/!