/asean/

Whats you're la breakfast la /asean/? edition

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HOME MADE GARLIC BREAD

Chicken noodles > Beef noodles

are testes good for you?

am i /asean/
we are in practical terms like philippines

wanna find out mate

yes but not only if you are fem

Two packets of these. Always reliable. Too bad it only lasts for a few until you're hungry again

FLIP CHAN
TIGHT
PUKI

but you're losing drug war unlike du30

Pandesal + coffee/milo/milk

fuck generic egg and rice

SALAMAT POGI

I love you

>Hitler massacred three million Jews. I'd be happy to slaughter three million addicts to save my country from perdition.

Oh boy, I got a boner right now.
Wish we could have an audio of this

pandesal + hotdog

mahal-chan

that's very sugoi and kawaii

Santiago=reddit
Duterte=Cred Forums

Seig Heil!

sauce dong

Boku no Ai

theres always that dutertetard shill that ruins it noh
kek

Santiago is 9gag tier tobeehonest

youtube.com/watch?v=YxKRz5ffWRo

Boy he is gonna give rise to war refugees who will form weedisrael in Sabah and turn the region upside down.

Terima kasih motherfuckers

Looks more like Sandra Cam to me. It can be anybody else but surely not Delilah.

unless there's another one

Redpill me on Riau, Indonesia lads? Is it in the Isis-like part of Sumatra?

your mom's pussy
lololololololololololol

>Having instant noodles for breakfast
as long as it's not everyday, it's okay I guess.

>TFW people do not consider breakfast if don't have rice
I had classmates/workmates who were tired already in the morning because they haven't eaten anything. I tell to eat at least something like bread or banana but insist on eating rice because they don't feel full if they just eat bread or a piece of fruit.

>tfw eat bread and drink earl grey for breakfast
Feels good lads.

Most times a proper breakfast includes properly structured meals. A BLT sandwich, oat cereal, some fruits, a couple of boiled eggs, that kind of stuff. Sometimes though, you just crave for some of that salty, unhealthy shit that doesn't fill you up as much as one portion should.

Truly seleraku

>Whats you're la breakfast la /asean/
Death threats

You're a more inferior race than us though.

>That motivator who disowned his son

I don't get the shitshow that happened.

yes ese

>Suddenly pair of testicles
Fuck you.

Iron lady af
#PeenoisePrideXDDD

Ssst... Indog, Malay, & Brunei are still in mosque right now.

me in the back fixing up the wires on my vest

Joke's on you

I'm back already

HAYAI !!

Hello gooks

hey chuan

what are some aboriginal names?

>buying cheap lucky me shit

Hi Mr. Tan Fook Chin

>not Sum Ting Wong
>not Ho Lee Fok
>not Chu Mi
>not Dam Sun
>not Dum Gai
>not Lei Ying Lo
>not Ai Bang Mai Ni
>not Yu So Dum
>not Yu Sok Kok

wew, that's just mean senpai

So Canada, enjoying chink invasion?

chink qt's aren't worth it ;_;

Relax kiddo, at least it's not like Sweden where the rapefugees are literally taking over the country. Now that's scary.

Equally scary is the prospect of a Clinton presidency

But yeah, anything done to stop them from fucking up the housing market?

>Equally scary is the prospect of a Clinton presidency
why? haven't really been paying attention to US politics.

Vancouver passed some foreign ownership tax, so sales plummeted there. But Toronto keeps chugging along.

We're putting in a foreign owner's tax.

I don't know if it will work.

>Hillary's positions on the border and immigration:
>(1) Expanding Unconstitutional Executive Amnesty
>(2) Amnesty Within 100 Days
>(3) Freezing deportations
>(4) There’s no need to secure the border because it’s already “the most secure border we’ve ever had”
>(5) Closing Detention Centers
>(6) Obamacare for illegal aliens
>(7) Full path to citizenship
>(8) Expanded refugee resettlement

>breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/25/clinton-releases-plan-dissolve-us-border-within-100-days/

>hillaryclinton.com/issues/immigration-reform/

>hillaryclinton.com/speeches/remarks-plan-strengthen-immigrant-families-national-immigrant-integration-conference-brooklyn/

"Oprima el numero uno para Espanol"

RIP America

Obama said the same thing but he ended up deporting more Mexicans than bush did

You only follow through the bluepilled media

Is Hongcuver the city with 80% chinese? When will the government place the same restriction in Toronto?

Try quotas too just to be safe

He made up for it in the second term though,

sessions.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/2016/5/chart

Illegal immigration is actually higher this year than the year previously.

>Is Hongcuver the city with 80% chinese?

No, it's a nearby city called Richmond. Chinese actually bragged about how it's the first Asian majority city outside of Asia but scream racism if someone questions the benefit of this. Literal colony.

I doubt they'll do the same any time soon in Toronto because the economy is so shit in Ontario and there is still housing available in distant commuter towns.

>China stronk!
>But we live in Ontario, BC or Hongcouver

Is Richmond a shithole? It is like a city sized Chinatown.

Speaking of racism, I do know a couple of asians, all female that believe in white privilege and feminism. Pure canser.

Are the Canadian chinese like this?

Has Trudeau made any statements against or about this yet. I got a feeling he is silent about it as it would destroy his progressive image.

Chinese people h8 mainland tbqhwy famalam

>
Only based Taiwanese or HKers hate the mainland.

The horrific disgusting mainland dogs will sing the praises of their communist masters while recklessly driving cream colored lexuses (lexi?) and buying poorly designed jewelry.

That's just what they tell to non-Chinese and white people.

Deep down inside they are celebrating their invasion regardless if they are Hongkies, loser Republican Chinks, Chinkaporeans or whatever.

Yeah, I hate mainland too

Being born as a diaspora gave me a 'soul'

>Is Richmond a shithole? It is like a city sized Chinatown.

No, it's all mansions that are empty half of the year because the man is in China making those big chinkbux. Funnily enough it's a low-income area according to Statistics Canada because the declared income for most of these chinks is almost nothing because they only work in China, some of these chinkwives are even on the dole.

>Speaking of racism, I do know a couple of asians, all female that believe in white privilege and feminism. Pure canser.
>Are the Canadian chinese like this?

There is a pretty clear divide between chinks in Canada. The ones that have been here since before China's economy exploded, they are usually poor to middle class and reasonably whitewashed if young. And the neo-China chinks who have blepharoplasties and big Chinabux from mom and dad.

The integrated chinks are what you described, but the new ones are too FOB to leave their groups/containment zones so they don't interact with outsiders much.

Fortunately those anti-racism ones always have white bf's, kek.

I was in Jakarta on the weekend

What a fucking dump

Too many people and too much traffic

it's a dump because there are many indians there wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk xd

>and big Chinabux from mom and dad
>study at UoT
>all the Chinks are big Chinabux from mom and dad
>date this one chick whose dad is some middle-high ranking Politburo member
>finish degree
>YOU HAVE TO GO BACK card
>professor helps me by interning at his office for a year
>still dating big Chinabux girl
>get her preggo
>activate YOU HAVE TO GO BACK card

Are you gone from Canada permanently?

don't listen to these shills. hillary is the best presidential candidate right now, more so than the racist white-haired orangutan called drumpf

her international policies especially the tpp will help our country a lot. only paranoid Cred Forumsfags will deny this

Yes lmoa wkwkwwkwkwkwkwwkwk

topkek, that's U of T alright. I remember how you'd see those Chinabux kids who live two blocks away but drive their Mercedes/Lexus/Ferrari to school anyways.

If you mean banned, nope.

I mean do you have green card or a fast track to one?

What is our immigration system even like?

Not an immigrant bruh, just a generic student Visa.

How far does a degree from ontario get you in child prostitute and nanny land?

Nongkrong bareng gan

good taste

you know that something bad will happen when Chinese property owners are selling their estates en mass

Of course el Chapo

You know something's bad when you claim to be a centrist just so that you don't have to flat out say you are actually an SJW

>Chinese property owners are selling their estates en mass

Maybe in Toronto, they're making British Columbia into Chinese Columbia, they aren't going to give up the colony.

You do like talking about your fanfics

>Funnily enough it's a low-income area according to Statistics Canada because the declared income for most of these chinks is almost nothing because they only work in China
Is this even legal? Damn that's really sneaky.

From my fb feed, it seems that going regressive is the trend these days. Or steering in that direction. I even got a friend who loves Bernie the socialist and one who wrote an article about the UK's immigration policy for Huffpost UK(no actual points are given). I am quite happy to say that I am probably the only one I know who shares and likes articles criticizing Hillary.

About those "muh racism" chink girls, no surprise there. It is actually very funny how Constance Wu made a rant about a movie made jointly by a Chinese and Western studios all because there's Matt Damon in it.

If you are an American, who would you vote in the elections?

Let me see...
>a stupid orange republican, who has a plan to defeat ISIS, but won't show it
>a Green hippie
>an idiot Libertarian who can't name a single foreign leader
or
>an experienced democrat politician with experience overseas

hmmm
Obviously, the experienced democrat. That's not even a hard decision

...

>Indians
>Jakarta

what?

Nongkrong di WC gan? Wkwkwkwkwk

Oh sorry Flipbongo did I just hear you supporting,

A)Black Lives Matter
B)Feminism
C)sloppy handling of matters of national security
D)ridiculous immigration policies
E)more control of government policies by corporates like Google and kikebook?
F)Racism against whites?
G)Making the media the mouthpiece of gov propaganda?
H)thought control?
I)authoritarianism?

No thanks, let me have a Trumpet who is simply gonna continue what Obongo did

Wooh *jiggle jiggle* it's getting cucked in here

Probably not legal, gov't generally turns a blind eye to PRC habbenings because of those big Chinabux.

So can I assume Constance is just trying to look good after people got ass-blasted she's a snowburner?

more

like

sillypenis

mirite

WE WUZ MAJAPAJEET EMPIRE 'N SHEEEIT

Literally, the BLM and fem shit is an attempt to get more young voters, tb.h. Also, don't talk about controlling the media and making it their mouth pieces. It's like you think the Democrats only do it. What is Fox News? what is Breitbart? Everyone just has their bias. Also, as far as anyone is "controlling the media", Drumpf was the one who excluded several media from his campaign.

>comparing Drumpf to Obongo
That is a proper insult, no one should be compared toa retard like Drumpf

Hahahaha you are so butthurt Flipbong

Trump is a political chameleon. He change his skin all the time that you are a fool if you think he's actually gonna built that wall.

The last time I checked, Fox News hated Trump. Kikebart thought Trump lost the debate.

obama said that we must not let Clinton into office. I agree.

Obama says we need more gun control, Trump agrees.

>Indonesia's answer:
youtube.com/watch?v=le2A0ra6nBU
>Solomon Islands response in the next day:
youtube.com/watch?v=gWrKApBF_ow
I bet Aussie is behind this Oceanian countries criticism towards Indonesia.
There's no way they're brave enough against Indog.

Damn..don't they know their own people are suffering? Maybe Trudaeu loves chinese food too much

Not so sure about Constance. But it is funny. There is a reason why I like Huffpost on fb. It is entertaining to read and laugh at it

you fucking murdered that egg bro

Trudeau said Canada is a post-national state, we are all a happy model UN here, no pesky nationalism allowed! You wouldn't be a big nationalist shitlord would you? :^)

i am not white. It doesn't apply to me :^)

>wow xD you actually thought he's gonna build a wall reel funny gaise, it's just a prank bro!

>political chameleon
what you actually mean by this is that he's a turncloak and that he will sell out his ideals like he's doing now.

>Fox News hated Drumpf
>Kikebart thought Drumpf lost
>Obama said
>More gun control, Trump agrees
"political chameleon" kekeke, no wonder he's losing. No principle.

>still thinks Asians get away with shit

You only trump whites, blacks and browns trump you. Unless you're gay, then you trump darkies, unless they're gay then they trump you because they are dark and gay, unless you are transgendered and asian you trump them etc. etc. etc.

My souvenir from ASEAN convention, lads.

m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57ed79dee4b024a52d2de46d?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Tell me what you find wrong in here. I am waiting

You can also say that by supporting BLM and SJW-ism, Hillary is not sticking to what the Democrats stand for by hating on Whites hence making them "unequal".

Don't Democrats believe in equality of everyone Flipbongo?

From a mile away I can smell your rage and anger. It is so sweet to my nose

I self identify as a female "gay" who loves self identified "females" who are "gay"

Am I trumping everyone else now?

I think, an half-ebony/half-vietnamese one-armed muslim transgender lesbian aspie should be a real role model and a person who everyone should envy in our beloved society.

>not disabled
>not otherkin
>no ptsd
>not a muslim
>not intersex

You need many more descriptors to win this game. You must be 100% oppressed.

You just need ptsd from a rape and you're good.

I am a wolfkin genderfluid queer asexual straight transexual muslim atheist black Arab Mexican catkin furry feminist

Well... fuck. I don't think anybody wants to rape a HIV positive. Another dull day for me, then.

I don't even know what I'm looking for.

>by supporting BLM and SJW
I never said that I agreed with that, the Republicans are doing alienating their minority voters too by having Drumpf attracting far-rightards.

>I can smell
Yes, because if someone who has different opinions than you and replies to you means that they're mad

totally no homo but i feel a bad urge to crack when i see testicles like that

am i gay?

definitely

Clinton does and her policies will revolve around them.

The only reason why Trump appears dumb or ridiculoud is because the source of information on him largely comes from biased media sources which is bad enough but worse still is how outlet after outlet give support for Clinton.

It is no wonder that you are unable to see the truth and make an informed decision on the matter.

Look Flipbong you are sad that I will take Trump over Clinton. But what choice do I have?

Eggophilia

Also, Flipbong is triggered this morning.

I have taught you well

If Drumpf stopped talking stupid shit, stopped lying and learned more words, I doubt they would treat him like a child tb.h.

what's are of the is happening in here's

Indonesia, let me say your representative at unga is very very cute...and yeah, you have regional probs with aussies

It's just a prank bro!

Don't worry, the world will be cleansed soon.

Italy, actually

Enough. You were so triggered you had to report my post.

I just got a warning.

Now I just post sex and animu girls

>tfw nearly kicked a slav in the face today
>walking around the corner
>slav girl on her phone squatting outside McDonalds
>did not see her
>luckily I dodged fast enough

>report
I never reported anyone, I never even reported the flip politic loner. So, it must be someone annoyed at your arguments or you're making stuff up like you usually do.

>making up stuff
Delet this right now. We both know that ain't true

She's okay

>slav girl on her phone squatting outside McDonalds
slut? how did you know her ethnic?

Because a Slavic girl cucked me before

I think we do

I'll teach her some English lesson, I'll even teach her how to have sexy British accent

she was squatting

Also, there's a lot of Russians here. You will always see them in the high streets going CYKA BLYAT

Nothing wrong. You even seem to love it

Thank you for your interest in Malaysian art

It's peaceful here when Duterte's so popular on Cred Forums

don't jynx it pls

>releasing the napalm on /asean/
Oh boy, here we go!

He's pretty based.

DELETE THIS

>her own country is the literal world largest country in the world
>migrate the small neighboring island of europe
wft this?

Mereka bilang aku penuh drama

jpnn.com/read/2016/09/30/470986/Ayah-Biadab!-Anak-Sejak-SMP-Dijadikan-Budak-Nafsu-hingga-Melahirkan-
>raping his 20yo daughter
>make her a sex slave
>till pregnant and give birth
Why no international coverage?

Hitler massacred 3million Jews

Tell me what cunt can post in /Asean/

Fritzl is so 2007.

Father-Daughter rape is more common than you think.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3572685/Girls-gang-rape-Indonesia-prompts-angry-calls-protection.html
jakartaglobe.beritasatu.com/news/bengkulu-gang-rapists-murder-convicts-demand-death-sentence/
Funny, today newspaper said they raped her to death

But this is not India

I knew that other 3 million were not jews, but niggers in disguise. Thanks for confirmation.

thankyou, stingray

>Pic related
Someone play JAV on billboard in Jakarta today.

They are now called skypes and googles

Test

everyone in ASEAN+3

Thanks God, there's no sound. I hate that Japanese yelping. In my opinion, they'd better censor sounds and not genitals in their movies.

HAHAHAHAHAH

GAS THE ADDICTS
DRUG WAR NOW!!!!

AHAHAHAHA

>INDia
>INDonesia
Coincidence?

India and Pakistan happening and meltdown on right now

>MALing
>MALaysia
Coincidence?

Is this the start of WW3?

Annexation when?

what is the point of the existance of malaysia?
is china not big enough?

We are the world's largest ethnic group.

>+3
but where is china?

Non existent until they buy Cred Forums pass.

Not really I think. There is a possibility of Pakistan going absolute nuklear however

>In 1948, then president Elpidio Quirino openly accepted about 6,000 Russian refugees from Eastern Europe and then settled in Tubabao refugee camp in Samar Island..
Intredasting.

Asean is chinks in denial.

I guess now its about letting the Chinese take over our territory

Dont have a break. Dont be fast. Have a slowspeed.

...

don't forget about the koreans and viets

Its probably the casualty of a regular car bomb, way far from enough to trigger something nuclear.
From what I hear from Kashmir immigrants both side want to keep the tension since both military garrison gets higher wartime pay there not to die in a nuclear fire.

Cuma di era Jokowi orang berani berbuat seperti ini.

Honestly I never understood why Miriam was popular with the youth, and I also can't understand why she didn't catch on among older voters.

>Maphilindo but the flags aren't arranged in order
someone fix please

Pacific islands military is AUS/NZ since they don't have their own, you gonna get rekt like Japs in Ironbottom sound where 2 battleship sunk.

go back to Cred Forums

pick up lines resonate with the young crowd,also reddit
old people outside of NCR whack off to Marcos

So this whole mess was just made for soldiers to get a raise...hmmm

what's this all about? I see the title and I won't bother if it isn't in english

That doesn't explain though why older people seemed allergic to her, though.

Will M'laysia help them too? Since, you know, MAL also one of commonwealth country.

Hello asians.

Hi. What is your opinion on Southeast Asia?

Hi negro.

>I see the title and I won't bother if it isn't in english
They're speak in English. Just listen to it.

Her book and plagiarized quip quotes
Older voters know the shit she has been doing despite her screaming tactics and stuff
Also she didn't have that much internet shilling force behind here

It perplexes me how there were people who were adamant on voting for her knowing she was terminally ill.

Some even voted for the dead guy

>pinoy thread
>2 minutes tops

>asean thread with a nsfw pic
>12 hours

fucking double standards
racists jannies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That was either for protest votes or for "practicing", from what I heard.

There is also other players since on occasion there would be crates of weapons given away for free.
As for who gives away weapons like candy, well who knows or someone just want to see the world burn. I'm glad for all our issues the armed forces is not playing with fire just for a raise.
South Asia also contributes a lot to UN peacekeeping for money issues since they are paid the same amount as first world soldiers. Look at the numbers for Bangladesh, Pakistan and India compared to everyone.
un.org/en/peacekeeping/contributors/2016/aug16_1.pdf
Depends.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Power_Defence_Arrangements

>NSFW
I only see eggs.

Consider that she had been regularly voted into the Senate even before her quip phase. It's more likely that a lot of people just simply prefer other candidates. The "youth vote" for her is more like a cult following anyway rather than demographic representation. For all we know, there were as many young voters who picked Duterte or whoever.

You know, it's kind of funny how the militants have been rather silent lately. And even when they do rally, they never say anything about Rody.

noticed graffiti "tax the rich" are now gone

cuz they voted for him.is it really that hard to understand?

They all got cancer from watching Delima sex tape.

I kind of miss their antics these days, to be honest. Back when P-Noy was still in office they would be visible at even the slightest issue. But now with all the things happening under Duterte, even bombshells aren't enough to bring them out of wherever they're hiding anymore.

Strictly speaking they voted for Poe and not Duterte.

That reminds me, I really regret voting for Dick Gordon now. I had so much respect for him before, but his recent statements and ideas have been very disappointing to say the least.

Militants are anti american and pro isolationist comimie tier and likes china maybe
Its no surprise.

>Southeast Asia

I heard a news these days when a president there was killing junkies. I think it's cool


But i am white from south.

We don't really get that tho except for the apec thing

Funny how when there were rumors that Veloso was going to be executed they were unusually quiet, releasing only vague statements and not rallying.

Even Gabriela are silent about him

I remember they criticized him once during the campaign, though.

They are indebted to him. It's the first time so many NatDems got a government position. And since a criticism against Duterte in areas they usually protest about is also a criticism against their insiders, they are more willing to wait. If and once Duterte decides to ignore the reforms they want, you'll hear about it. The resignation of or open criticism from the likes of Maza and Taguiwalo will signal that.

Rally were form the migrante group only
They criticized dutduts alleged statement in Indonesia
As for the others I guess Mary Jane is not part of their tribe and it doesn't connect to anything they can be anti american for

Holy shit reddit is on to Cred Forums

that is why there is alot of self hate post on Cred Forums lately

For example, back when P-Noy was around, everytime the MRT or LRT broke down, they shouted that they wanted either P-Noy or Abaya out. But now when the LRT or MRT breaks down they don't say anything.

So that's why they don't afraid us. They have back up from Commonwealth countries. And I bet either Aussie or Oz was behind this.

kek

How did the conservative moslems of Indonesia react?

That's nothing compared to the time when a Ukranian shopping mall's TV screens were hacked to show a New Game doujin (a doujin which for some reason had Mao Zedong and Xi Jinping).

>"what the fuck"
>see the tabs
>"thanks, now time to watch it at home"

lol those 2 eggs look like a pair of nuts

we took in Jews during WWII iirc.

Even the laglagbala top kek

The sabotage meme is real

wake me up

when september ends

God bless that woman

what is/was for dinner

Liza Soberano donning Mikazuki's Tekkadan uniform.

cant wake up

wake me up

just fish.such is life on an island

REEEEEEEEEEE

enough
papuan genocide when?

Now

Phase 2 soon

youtube.com/watch?v=Hai316VobrA

Papuan is a good boy. You can make them good servants.

kfc duo meal a take out
three chickens, one for me, my sis, and my single pregnant neighbor
ofcourse the choclate thing and mash potato is mne

>tfw moving to this depressing rainy island
Even now that it's sunny it's bitterly cold and lonely

Apparently ASEAN is hoping that Papua New Guinea and Timor Leste will be able to join this year

My experienceabout papuan students.

The one that hang around with their own is literally the dindus of papuan. Never trust them.
The one who try to lift themselves will try to be with non-papuans even with all the diffulties in language.

I hope based sg will prevent this.

Do Papuans survive in your major?
Apparently they're not in my major desu.

Why did you feed your single pregnant neighbor?

>congratulations de lima
>you are a senator now
>what's the first thing you would do now as a senator
>'duterte'

You need embassy in all ASEAN countries and they don't have the money nor staff.
Someone from the PM's office went to Papua on their request and he was robbed at bandit checkpoint not long after landing, good thing he was smart enough to shove his diplomat passport into his underwear. A bandit checkpoint close to an airport must be some top tier hellhole experience.
Even then Singapore is probably gonna cockblock since they always berates Malaysia for being poorfag friendly.

There's a Papuan guy in the same major as a friend of mine (law), and according to him he's confident, outspoken, and uses his semi-thick accent to his advantage by making his already great jokes into better ones. Also he's rich and at one time was dropped off by helicopter near the heliport a few blocks from here; says he was bored

>tfw Javito "80% or more commie butcher" Palparan didn't win

Both transfer student, from okayish private college to my shittier community college.

There's a vacancy to volunteer as student watch working with the police to tackle drugs and crime in the campus. I want to apply, to build my CV and to enforce no fun zone.

>weebshit loser enforcing anyone

what did you mean by this

So kind of end of rope then.

They can't do shit but obey, if I'm enforcing the pure love that is law. It's time to make normies suffer

You will be the one obeying after being raped, blackmailed and mindbroken by hambeast/chavs.

I hope there would be more delimas to stand up to our idiotic president

>we asean now

>we asean now

Gonna go to Asia to impregnate your women and spread my superior white genes.

at least she's fighting. much more respectable than the ones who cry and whine about it on facebook and reddit.

manface

make sure you make as many as you can, bring them to Norway, use the nordic system to give them a great life, tell them how superior and fun ASEAN culture is, send them back to SEA for more reproduction

Salmon jews pls bring down the price of frozen seafood.

Holy shit. I don't even know this shit exist.
Link please?

go be gay somewhere else

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>tfw the only fish that is readily available in the super market here are either mackerel, salmon or tuna
>they are very expensive too with one fish costing £3
pls kill me

Its the internet don't expect duts paid shill army to come at you with respect
They will fight you with thier memes

Why don't you look for something like halibut or turbot?

These little girls organs are ready to harvest in the black market they said.

Just buy salmon head, its dirt cheap when I was in NZ. Salmon head curry all day every day and stingray asam pedas since nobody buys them at weekend market.
Could be worse, at least its not Japanese food prices, bought a dried squid in Aomori for 1000yen.

delet

looks like a balut XD

Ikan asin is the master race.

>gulai kepala salmon
Damn, I'm hungry now.

Rude.

>DU30 under fire by Jewish groups over Holocaust comparison

I'm very sorry

Only if stir fried with kailan.
Otherwise its fried perkasam with lime and chillies eaten with fried rice.

>singapore's fish head curry
indon claiming culture again like it always does

they're going full goyim over at r/ph

>mfw my vote for her turned out to be for the lulz

Is this what Shirley from F/Z would realistically look like? she's even got tiny fangs

>tfw I'm craving for fried fish for a long time
I wish I was at my parent's right now, can't cook fried fish as my roomies might find it smelly

how long before Dut2x is kill?

this just makes me want to eat some "bulad"

HINDI SIYA LUMIPAD NG MAAYOS

gmanetwork.com/news/story/583213/news/nation/duterte-in-hanoi-i-heard-cia-out-to-kill-me

Can't cook? Just google whatever you wanna eat

I think I would go crazy if i was a phillipino on reddit.

4DU

And then what? Get full looking at the pictures?

youtu.be/ljlA5EDmfE4

Websites give you the recipes which is simply a set of instructions you follow to make whatever dish you want

We are on a tinfoil journey with this one

oh wow

>Tagalog dub
>malaking tao ka naman ah!
>para sa iyo
Madmen!

Why are redditards invading /asean/ again? lmao get a fucking grip losers

>what /asean/ looks like

reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/557326/nsfw_meme_jollibee_shrek/

He is good, i like him at Grim.

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i dont even care but US election but what happen to Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders.is it just Clinton and Trump now?

>tfw picking free fish from drained rice field
Feels good having free dried fish and salted duck eggs.
Cooking some SEA dishes without proper ventilation might cause his white roommates to run out screaming about terrorist gas attacks.

>duck
>haram

Ted Cruz is on serial murder trial while Bernie Sanders is on trial for being communist

There's Johnson the libertarian but he is quite irrelevant

If his supporters switch to Trump however, Trump can win

The person that I was talking too thinks voting for an authoritarian who is incompetent is alright

>haram
What? According to which school?
Don't remember anything about shafii banning ducks.

Dutertetards/ marcoscucks are always he ones who ruins the thread tho

Yes, it is not predatory bird with claws but it can be considered ''amphibian''.

>"eew someone shart in the kitchen, who the fug is doing it"
>*goes to kitchen*
>"WTF Flipbong!! Why are you cooking shit?"
>"I-It isn't shit baka. It is the cuisine of my peoples"
>"wtf you weeb. Don't tell me you watch them animays"

duck is in the same category as chicken and birds, so halal

Hold up. Your only authoriry you can use are the Quran and Hadiths

Amphibian means it has the organs to live underwater not hold its breath.

philstar.com/headlines/2016/09/30/1629009/uk-joins-global-call-vs-killings-philippines

UK best ally

just because it can swim doesn't mean its amphibian, if thats the case cows should be haram too

i bet you're one of those extremist who don't eat crabs

they should worry about their rapes first

>relying on foreigners to do everything for you

this is why you're cucks

>Penpineappleapplepen

What did they mean by this?

/asean/? moar like malaysphere thread

It's the last day of September

youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

Forcedmemememeforced

Were banking on china to give us our infrastructure and industries

They claim they can do it in 2years

>it's another strongly worded angry-letter episode

>How dare you insult the shimp paste of my people crushed over a gorillion times.

New SP episode

Did the Hadiths and quran say that?

Other than the usual farm animals the condition is there, just open up the animal and study how it breathe, its diet, its living environment,does it has fangs etc no need to list down the entire species and subspecies of each animal.

new thread