/brit/

Tbh bus drivers and garbagemen (rubbishads) get paid quite a bit here because of unions

You the guy who abandoned his child in Brazil?

Yoga 710 a shit

>cosy edition

will be posting some of my /comfy/ pics

starting with this

Here come dat /brit/!

Might do a read of some /x/ stories before bed

Would like to have a tube chat
(meat tube (willy))

>2 (close) friends
am i a norman now?

>tfw

NORMANS GET OUT REEEEE

now this

>tfw have not recieved a text, call, email or facebook notification in 4 years

Don't think I've got this life thing worked out.

yes

snow is comfy af imo

that was so cozy i saved it immediately

Lads I feel really nervous and scared....

then this :)

why does looking at rolling grassy plains feel so soothing?

OUT

Should I have a cheese toastie

will NOT be participating in comfypictureposting because people said my comfy pictures were shit last time

>ywn sit on a bench there

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Calm down pal. Tell me what happened

>tfw riding the streetcars in Toronto
giga-comfy
they take my transit card too unlike the shitty buses.

Haha

Lads are these any good? Not sure I've ever had them

more coziness

yeah when i first saw it i saved it immediately too haha

:( here's more /comfy/

yeah they're alri. taste like cardboard I think though. haven't had them in years

might get the chocolate ones

On a gap year. Planning to study geology at uni next year and the job market is completely fucked.
Having a little freak out lad
Honestly need advice

How do I get into house running lads?

i was being racist

The bedroom

youtube.com/watch?v=vnP-__wW0Xc

>ywn defend a small Spanish settlement from Comanche raiders riding out at the dawn.

no text or call even from parents?

IT CAN'T BE REAL KEK

>house running
yes... yes this gimmick has potential

more comfy

>tfw you will never live here

literally no point in living haha

holidays are comin

holidays are comin

holidays are comin

that would not be comfy at night unless theres blinds.

>they're alri
>taste like cardboard

Which one is it senpai

you call me fat but if i told you how much pussy i get you would seriously think i was lying

Theres no harm in reaching out. Make the first move :)

postin' more

>tfw you will never have a tranquil mountainside home and gardens on top of a highrise apartment building in the middle of the city.

You can go to other country, m8. And, if not, you always can be a secondary school teacher.

I sure hope so mate. issue is the job market is sunk in Canada and America.

transcendental levels of comfy there

my wallpaper

I 100% believe the the Jews/Lizards will tell us that 2016 was a meme year and we have to restart. Its like we passed into some fucking Bizzaro world without noticing

Pretty sure geology is solid for post-grad oppurtunities m8. Petrochemical industry isn't going anywhere.

Bear in kind the stuff about graduates not getting jobs includes runts doing drama Westminster

more comfy

wew, saved

Just fucked at the moment due to oil and gas prices. Best hope is oil goes up to $100 a barrel or we decide to frack lol.

I just want to thank you for posting this.

can't wait to got to China (ROC) desu

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

ok

They're unironically dead

turbo normie:
>outgoing
>optimistic
>confounds social norms with reality
>no hobbies
>high sex drive
>clubber and general hedonist
normie/subnormie:
>not a virgin
>monogamist
>indulges in hobbies rather than people
>goes to uni thinking it guarantees him socio-economic advancement
>average/small circle of friends
>confounds social norms with reality in an insecure way
autist:
>handholdless virgin
>no friends
>hobbies are always related to a fictional universe
>unemployed
>hs graduate or dropout
>angsty
>intolerable to be around
>cant recognize social norms

Do we not have more comfy gifs?

well I've been trying to make friends lately to no avail

dumb pirate frogposter

is this Cozy Powell thread ?

You have friends here.

I have loads
youtube.com/watch?v=tsPoXydsSpk

>frack

Jez is going to fuck your life up m8

just call it Taiwan nigga what else you call north korea Korea (DPRK)?

>tfw even on the internet people you try to befriend end up bullying you

Join a club or society. Even if you don't care about it.

llegó el mexiANO seniores

You've got a friend in me
I don't recognise the so so called "peoples" "republic"

commies pls

post machines

>join club to meet people
>realise I hate people
>quit
>get lonely again

Been there, done that.

Kek, did you see this.
>The first ever shipment of shale gas from the US is set to arrive in Britain less than 24 hours after the Labour party vowed to ban fracking, the method by which the controversial energy source is extracted.

theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/27/first-shipment-of-fracked-shale-gas-set-to-arrive-in-uk

>Burning shale in UK but not using our own...

#notallrefugees are terrorists but #allrefugees are heroes

Then stfu

>China (ROC)

t. Local party Chairman Ching chong

If loneliness is so bad just fucking learn to like people or get a parrot

think i might buy a new graphics card lads, my 560 is pretty old
think ill buy the rx480
yea thatll be a good idea

Fucking christ we are a disaster of a country

Bring on the fucking race war already

changadianse

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>tfw you will never stand in a sprawling plain of infinite grass in the path of a Tornado waiting for it to consume you and take you back to God

yeah great advice
I'll just rewire my whole brain shall I?

what are you up to this evening lads
might get a blanket and make some tea before heading to bed

Get a therapist then mate

Watching a design documentary on gardens

>implying gommies recognise the Republic
they consider it a disobedient province

Get out whilst you can bud

maybe I will do a tremendous comfy wanker before I go to sleep.

stfu and post machines dick head

pencilling in a wank

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TFW lake louise was ruined due to there being 1 million Asian tourists

Watching the Americans. Need to be up at about 8 haha

wank*

>tfw when you will never bury yourself in the path of a tornado with only your bits exposed

the americans is a dumb serie

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You from Cornwall lad?

>the americans is a dumb serie

>you will never own this house and retreat back to it occasionally when you are sick of the normies and responsibilities in your life

that looks almost identical the lake at kaer morhen in witcher 3

been getting an itch to play Fallout: NV more and more recently

though I'd have to check through all my mods, and see if there are any new ones I need.

that or continue watching Battlestar Galactica

the green letters

we /comfycore/ now

fat mexican is a gay fag

Fuck off you shitskin runt

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Tornadoes and hurricanes must be so fucking shitty and you know you're gonna get hit by at least 6 every year

got you covered lad if you've got the rent money

No, why?

ever watch amazing spaces?
shucks, work i'm guessing?
never played too much of it really, 3 & Oblivion were more my games

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would be perfect if not for the dogs

lel

>you will never be that quirky guest who never leaves with a permanent suite in a hotel like this

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dame to fuente de los memes graciosos putaso

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

saved

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>ywn be a qt little bird

>shucks, work i'm guessing?

Nah im meeting someone for breakfast and then going doing Uni work.

>tfw cant roll Rs
>tfw will get laughed at by native speakers if i try to learn pretty much any language

comfy

bet's it really expensive

Bird-watching seems like a patrician hobby

angry birds

wasn't this in one of the new james bonds

youtube.com/watch?v=k5oJC9FP2Tg

Can confirm, watching T H I C C birds is orgasmic

not sure
but i would like to be on that train
and this one too

As an anglo that can speak a foreign language with correct grammar you will still turn heads desu

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slovenia mentioned

the girls I want to make my wives

time to go guys.

Goodnight.

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nonce

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Excellent thread so far boys, very good work.

did you know you can skip doing half the captcha if its even vaguely blurry or really long, just type the easy one inc

They are of age laddo

What is the best browser, you shitcunt bastards?

hahahahaha

Tor

>legacy captcha

>check the old etsy
>fully functional silicone vagina mask

ah yes, VERY impressive

why is snow so comfy?

Started using Seamonkey thanks to a Cred Forums recommendation after using Firefox for years

its really smooth and lightweight and I'm liking it so far, though I'd prefer a better update schedule

opera

it is not

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its pure

white and fluffy
also only comes around in proper big jumper, hot chocolate weather so that might have something to do with it

>global warming has ruined snow in the uk
wow thanks!!!

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are otoni

snow is a trait shared by superior countries

...

hmmm yes

it's white

politico.eu/article/boris-johnson-uk-will-help-turkey-join-the-eu/

>Boris Johnson: UK will help Turkey join the EU
>Foreign secretary also boasted of his ‘beautiful,’ ‘well-functioning Turkish washing machine.’

Is he taking the piss?

post hate symbols
post hate symbols
post hate symbols
post hate symbols
post hate symbols

I use Opera and find it a little bit turd

if you are using anything but a firefox variant then you are normie trash who gives not a single shit about your freedoms and need to leave this site at once

and if you are using a firefox variant, ask yourself if it was really worth that extra few gb of memory you needed to buy to be able to run it

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you think we would have a biological aversion to snow
really gets the brain cells busting

C O M F Y

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>talking to lad in a lecture
>ask him what's got on for the weekend
>says he's going down to edinburgh
>what a coincidence I'm also going down to edinburgh
>ask him what train he's on
>14:50
>what a coincidence I'm also on the 14:50
>tells me his reservation is Coach E Seat 48
>just checked my reservation
>Coach E Seat 47
Not even the strangest thing that's happened to me this week leds. Got chatting to some random bird outside a pub and it turned out that her grandad lives on the same street as me 150 miles away in my home village (1200 population) and my mum used to babysit her mum.

Might start going to church haha.

/blog

>also only comes around in proper big jumper, hot chocolate weather so that might have something to do with it
not in these parts

of course he is

alri Richard Stallman

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well worth the billion quid of student debt 2bh

no
he says shit like this all the time
it's part of his "blithering idiot" routine that we all love so much

it's smoke and mirrors, he's actually a very shrewd politician
look up any of his speeches
highly comic

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dont know why but this gif is comfy

dumb frogposters

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>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB
Not a fan of this

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haha quality post lad, keep us updated on any more quirky stuff that happens!

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thoughts?

goodnnight thanks for the comfy posting

no way loooooooool m8 thats a mad 1

nighty nighty

>my mum used to babysit her mum
ALRI THERE GRANDDAD

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Just a joke about how they roll their r's in Cornwall. They say "Wank..r" when they mean to just say "Wank".

What was Churchill's reason to not accept any of the dozen peace offers hitler send him?
Did the alcoholism take a toll on his reasoning skills?

Doxxed. Look forward to getting twatted all the way to Edinburgh Nerd

>first term of uni
>coming back from home
>sit down in reserved seating
>lad from my halls who I literally met a few weeks before sits next to me

How strange

He knew a lot about trains as well so conversation was pretty easy.

Literally have no fucking idea what you're saying, Trevor.

I used Firefox for year and years and the piece of shit kept crashing, so I moved to Opera, but find it a bit naff.

Do not abuse me!!!

COSY

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Met a girl in the first week of uni who was born in the same hospital as me a few days apart

Never talked to her again haha

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Fantasy home

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>have a friend who is really into trains
>any time we see a train he goes on a 20 hour lecture about the train's history, and rattles off all it's stats

glad I moved away from him
hope he gets hit by a fucking train

Haha thanks man, I've never seen this before. They have a life sized model of one at the local museum.

Bit of a shame the Maoris ate them all.

Even I'm a fan of trains and I wouldn't do this

Screenshot it and post it

>I used Firefox for year and years and the piece of shit kept crashing
sure you read my post through pal?

Thread took a significant downturn when reddit toadshitters arrived

>I'm a fan of trains

5 words I pray to god every day I shall never utter

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He was autistically into trains
It was one of two things he'd never shut up about
the other was some fucked up fetish

used to tell everyone about his fucking fetish
nobody wants to know you fucking grasshopper looking wankstain

This man is on the frontline of the culture war and he is on our side

hop into your Trans Am and drive off

there are lightweight variants of firefox
I'm using one

america hahahahahaha

Contractions don't count as singular words you spanner.

it looks boring

maoris confirmed cryptoniggers with the KFM (kentucky fried moa)

Accidentally clicked on /mlp/

Some very strange people in the world

spill the beans, what was the fetish

idk why it still exists

...

because there are some very strange people in the world

Another eight words right there

me

Eat shit and die, Trevor.

Rome>GoT

>opera

pen pineapple applepen

ah yes, comfy icelandic homes
i wonder where one might actually be able to find a place with geography akin to this (idyllic woodlands with a river and mountains behind it)
japan maybe? canada?
beautiful
excuse me?

>Not reporting the nonce

pewdepie is a fucking nazi

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borjks gaff is sick

if there was no containment board but it was still globally banned, it would be shitposted everywhere

dailym.ai/2dsz5gm

Friendly reminder that women literally live a charmed life

molyneux would get angry if he watch this video
youtube.com/watch?v=jdevcXHtkjg

Natwest ad is triggering me lads

we are what we do

>>mlp/28512543

forgot how to do
but this is the most autistic shit i've ever seen

nice link

go to [9 - 1]chan's asmr board
or not
would not mind one of those island dealies for myself

alternatively just paste the url of the post itself and Cred Forums should turn it into the correct link itself

maybe 4 years ago
hardly anymore

>>>mlp/28512543

applying to college

>we are what we have done
>old dying white male
>and what we will do
>niglet baby

REEEEEE

clicked on this expecting sexy witches
was not at all pleased

> Spiral staircase Rhinoceros beetle Ruins street Fig tart Rhinoceros beetle Via dolorosa Rhinoceros beetle Singularity point

this 'tism is transcendental

why do grown up people like the stupid ponny shit though

autism

>post every half an hour

Ah yes

Infantilised society

The lads
youtu.be/FZ0pA95Paus

cheese toastie or sleep

Best feeling in your life lads?

Mine is when I fingered the girl I liked

Her squeezing me, moaning faster faster, her squirming while I rubbed her g-spot

And the icing on the cake was her vaginal walls tightening and the dazed look she had after she orgasmed.then grabbing my hand to lead us deeper into the forest

It felt better than her sucking my dick, women in my experience aren't good at blowjobs

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and what about the furry shit, i think they are more disgusting

Your post made me suicidal again cheers

gay priest is here now

friend of mine is a furry and really don't understand it

he's even in france at the moment having gay furry sex with his french gay furry boyfriend

made me suicidal too

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
jifvri hbruhvfui hufh fuihb48 vhuvh9h vuhv r9evh ru hrburh9u hurfh39urh h9ehv 9uhvr euv 9euhfu

kek

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>tfw SNK didn't deserve to go out of business

Tranny?

thatl ooks like a dude

what is Cred Forums's obession with trannies?
most women are actual women, you know?

I got SWAG.

Stylin' While A Gamer!

>have been eating 30000 calories a day for 1 year, mostly sugars and fats
>finally starting to feel memory loss, ocasionally fade away, sudden energy drops, severe heart and head ache
its been fun lads
the plans working and the ride is almost over

I'm asking because I can't tell.

because there are so few women on the internet

(except me)

FUCK OFF NORMIE

Whmmurm

I guess when I got into my first choice of uni

Fuck me im a failure

And look at you...

>As a guide we recommend this product provides 4 servings
>eat it all
SOMEBODY STOP ME

dumb scottish frogposter

only eaten 1 meal today and now i feel hungry lol

>Hired by McDonalds 4 weeks ago
>Still no shifts
Ah yes, zero hour contracts.

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