Why are the japanese such pussies?

Using your hands is actually good manners for sushi.
Just don't do that out of Japan, you'll get stares.

is the drink one true? why can't i pour my drink

You ever tried avocado on your sushi? It's the tits, although you can put avocado in almost anything and it'll be good.

>use the opposite end of the chopstick when taking from a shared plate
Is this real? My hands will get dirty by the sauce in the wood or my hands will dirty the eating side of the stick.

WTF I hate japan now

not always but,true
> why
It's a traditional communication with ther co-worker, neighborhood or relative.
Especially Japanese woman has to do it to her boss or her relatives.

their*

Is the soy sauce and wasabi thing true?

That should be obvious, why the fuck do people mix wasabi and soy sauce?

the drink one is half right. you dont always have to hold it with both hands. usually everybody uses only one hand regardless of whether you are in an informal or a formal situation.
thats kinda true. it looks kinda lame to use a fork instead of chopsticks to japanese, even if you are a gaijin. eating sushi with your hands isnt strange, but still its pretty "wild". though some guys normally do it and its way better than to use a fork

to save time bro
fuck literally all of that autistic shit

what are those pussy midgets gonna do anyway

What do you think of this?

[Citation needed]

I do

But you don't live in Japan. Plus the picture is about Japanese dining eitquette.

don't complain

Tbf, our own dining etiquette, especially stuff like no elbows on the table and which hand to use what, might seem strange to the Japanese.

lmao

some reversed weeb shit that only weebs know of due to weeb media on the internet. never before have i seen it. never ever.

i am greek.

anyway the citation isnt even needed. mendoukusai desu. nothing wrong with eating sushi with your hands. trust me.

All the dining etiquettes must have been invented by obsessive compulsive people.

yes

Yeah, probably. Most of the restrictions at the table likely originated from the upper classes and filtered down, and some, like no elbows at the table, are deliberately uncomfortable to be more ""civilized"".

Who they? Romans? That's wrote unobvious and stupid.

those aren't part of etiquette. ive literally only seen it in old tv shows

the quote is fairly simple germany. what don't you understand

I am Greek

I am actually Nisei.

I understood, but it's wrote not good enough to be quoted.

When elsewhere
live as they live

>some reversed weeb shit that only weebs know of due to weeb media on the internet
You have no idea.
There's actually one restaurant here that uses those fork/chopstick bastards, it's actually marketing point. I'd post the link here but Cred Forums thinks it's spam.

kek
convenient tool

I can also put Romans under they in this context. That quote not perfectly clear.

Yes. Like email instead of fax machines.

But that's not what happens in Japan.

Basically in my experience it boils down to
>no elbows on table
>don't chew with mouth full
>fork in left hand and knife in right
Not as Byzantine as Japan, but still.

Just use chopsticks to take sushi from the shared plate and then eat it with your hand.

I thought americans used the fork on their right hand.

Here. Take my business card.

its unusual here. looks like some 100 yen shop stuff.

Some of us switch the fork to the right to eat, but we pin whatever we cut with the fork in the left and cut with the knife in the right.

if it's not Conveyor belt sushi, I usually mix wasabi into soy source
it's wrong?

They were invented by nobility to create a barrier between the serfs and the rich.
All the customs and traditions are just our way of saying that we're better than the other guys.

>don't chew with mouth full
also where do you live, the south?

I just realized the mistake of that.
It's
>don't chew with mouth open
and
>don't speak with mouth full
Both of which seem obvious to us, but maybe not to Japan.

i always do so and you are not wrong. either way they are gonna automatically be mixed with time.

>convenient tool (for awkward foreigner).

Why does the poster leave the part out where they shovel food into their mouths from a lifted bowl?
Because you all do that. Chinks, Japs, Gooks be slurping from the bowl.

Not suddenly whipping your dick out at the table is considered good Canadian dining etiquette. Otherwise a Quebecois might be tempted to eat it.

>slurping from the bowl.
if only its men stuff like ramen udon and shit

go eat burgers standing walking sharting

>never raise your food above your mouth
I don't see why I would, but I really want to know why I shouldn't.

>when drinking soup, lift the bowl to your mouth and sip.
It's not showing people doing it with rice because that's not proper etiquette, even if it happens.

Jesus Christ, you jappos get salty quick.

Is it because 40% of you die virgins?

Why isn't he holding his bowl to eat rice?

it's disinfo agent

Do you love Japan?

yeah why don't you love me when i visit. i even learned the language and everything

>was living in Japan for a while
>learn the traditional dining etiquette
>live back in germany again
>going out with friends and sometimes eating at good japanese locals
>friends are mixing wasabi with soy sauce
>look and comment at me weird when I eat my sushi with my hands
>and a lot of other shit...
>I'm not that guy which is going all 'YEAH I WAS LIVING IN JAPANESE YOU DO IT THAT WAY"
>just say 'It's meant to be that way.' and continue
>blaming me all the time for bad dining etiquette

Just once I was happy when some japanese chef complimented me on my traditional manners here.

>gourmet society philippines
so this is just shit some pinoy weeaboo picked up from watching animu, right?

How much does a white person stand out in Japan?

Maybe they just don't want to be told how to eat the food they paid for.

But I've never told them how to eat their food.
I just minded my own business senpai and they commented. They tell me how to eat the food I paid for.

>just another burger trying to be witty

truly,many japanese mix wasabi into shoyu sauce when they eat sasimi.

Do you love Japan?

(´・ω・｀)?

Sounds like an interesting story. I just don't believe
>Just once I was happy when some japanese chef complimented me on my traditional manners here.

youtube.com/watch?v=sNAZmLmyCJk

I eat with my hands when appropriate at poo in loo restaurants but that's only because there's some poo in my family.
I don't know why you'd bother doing anything correctly in Japan when at best they'll think of you as the gaijin equivalent of the "Magic Negro".
Living up to stereotypes is much more fun.

Totally shit. Like babu babu tool.

Sushi is overrated, Japs are primitive and eat raw food with sticks that has a chance of killing you (fugu, parasites)

100% correct

youtube.com/watch?v=bc6v8IUe_0g

>avocado
>on sushi
horribly wrong