/brit/

>tfw this 9/10 was more into you as a a beta cuck then as someone with confidence
>tfw all you have now is roasties
Fuck /fit/ its a fucking trap lads.

Me llamo T-bone la arraña discoteqa

>tfw no girl has ever been into me

dumb pirate frogposter

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chicANO

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is there anything better than spreading a British girls ass & YANKING her lads?

FUCK OFF

That post asking me about the happiest moment of my life really fucked me up lads

Genuinely cannot think of one. I can think of moments when I've been satisfied, but not truly happy.

YANKS REALLY NEED TO JUST GO AWAY FOREVER I DO NOT APPRECIATE THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THESE THREADS, /CUM/ EXISTS FOR A REASON

Same

*hugs you*

reddit

iknow that feel too well.

Same. It is like when I went to a job interview and they asked me what my greatest non-academic achievement was, and I could not think of one.

holy shit /r9k/ is invading

>it's "that" time

have you been YANKED lads?

Fuck

What did you say?

hmmmm, I'm really not sure myself.
I was quite happy when i got by dogger though.

You're the one that knows what it is

All the /brit/ lads should meet up and try and attain a happy moment each tb h

Channel 4 would probably make a documentary about it

Lied and said I had been up Mt Snowdon.

No, I've never even had a gf.

NAH, I JUST HATE HATE AHTEAHTAHTHATHAE YANKS HAD TO LIVE WITH ONE FOR A YEAR AND SHE WAS TERRIBLE

Yes, going to yankistan, opening my mouth and drown in pussy.

her asshole looked like i got done punching a hamburger when i got done fucking her.. lads

kind of looks like a poo

youtube.com/watch?v=srcDZIIsGdM

posting a tune lads

REEEEEE DELETE THIS

you are like /cum/, when they are talking about dumb feelings

Remembering the time I made Poleaboo go to Manchester and wait in a bar by himself on NYE hahahaha

was she qt?

I don't think its possble for me to be happy. Got too much anxiety.

why didn't you smash? what was wrong with her

no idea what it is and i didn't read your post soz x

That doesn't sound normal.

Classic Poleaboo

Always getting dooped

>i can barely afford to feed my children

Cred Forums-copypasta-tier liberal from California and she was about 26 when I was 18.

Not taking this from the Pakis of the Western hemisphere tb h

I come home, and I want what I gotta get, I got fuckin mouths to feed

She was a redhead with the tightest body possible so yea very

>tfw I have no children to not be able to feed

Loike aww magod.

"Duped" you fricking yank motherfricker

*starts crying and hanging onto you*

It only works if you can maintain the illusion of intelligence though.
I've seen some of you who can pull it off but the rest are basically slav tier and can't even hide it.

>yank thinks fucking dole scum with a prolapsed colon is impressive

found a new way to cook corn on the cob lads

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I'm about to go doopin mental on you bitchnigga

yes?

corn on the kerb if a man diss me

this only works if you look like Orlando Bloom. At best you're going to get asked to just say Harry Potter lines sorry mate :(

dumb frogposters

hahahahahahahaha
"wales"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wish I could be your friend

>yanks trying to downplay the yankettes loving any middle class english accent
haha lads you're being a bit optimistic here
they literally LOVE it

Keep telling yourself that, you may eventually start believing it.

Maybe you are already m8

so what? you're not attractive and no accent can mask that

just use a microwave
takes like 0 time and its not as nice but you can just eat corn as a hot tasty snack

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>tfw the gift of gab

could not give less of a fuck about those obese idiots or their insecurities/imaginary sex exploits, can we change the topic please

you know what, i'm just gonna leave

afraid to go to sleep?
afraid to let your mind wander?
keeping yourself comfortably occupied?
are your thoughts the enemy of your feelings?

Take that back

now i want to hunt frogs

Just like Hitler haha

Aren't corns on the cobs more expensive than canned corns?

i'm out

yep

hello, is this the black hole (center of the galaxy) of shitposting?

Who is this and why do you keep posting him

Just like the Irish haha

nn x

you kinda look like the young lass I YANKED

>tfw talking to a Yank girl for a week
>tfw she asks me my height
>tfw tell her my height
>tfw she never speaks to me again

kid looks likes about 12

*yanks your cock off*

senpai don't think that was a "lass"

Why

>yanks getting their own back for bullying last night
no no this will not do

>moving to this shit tier meme Mexican edition while the other wasn't even at the bump limit

shameful runts
Mexanon is an awful poster too

no one cares

dont do it
how are you killing yourself

vroom VROOOM

What?

is it suicide if it takes so long? is it just online attention seeking (aka THE most pathetic kind)???

*rubs ice on ur chest*
mmmm
*puts it in ur butt*
oh yea

so far the janny doesm't seem to mind hahaha maybe he's a a mascochist and he's going to delete to it soon because he wants us to send abuse lmao maybe he faps to our cruel worlds lol

Will squats give me a bubble butt?

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It's me

the upside down leaf

Shit NASA has changed the zodiac signs lads

Gone from Cancer to Gemini

Will have to do a think about this

Proofs

> yfw yanks are finally getting chip&pin 10 years after the rest of the world and they're confused and infuriated by it

it sure would be nice if the the half 5 wagecuck braintrust rouse themselves and provide some additional bantz support

You're still cancer

Elon Musk is a fucking fraud, i do not understand why do kids like him

Sounds too good to be true, was she a bit weird?

are you below 5"8?

what should I eat for dinner /cum/

needed a big American bull to YANK my gf desu

hollywoodlife.com/2016/09/28/zodiac-signs-changed-nasa-new-horoscope/

I'm 5'4

He's Steve Jobs tier

the fat mexican hahaha

Winston Churchill was a completely unremarkable politician and a downright racist

How large was the roman empire during the time of Cincinnatus?

and built like an icelandic upholsterer?

>yfw yanks think chip and pin is some sort of satanic initiation rite

No

>tfw 6 foot but only because I have Klinefelters

Super Mario Bros 3 is unironically the greatest videogame ever made.

WTF I'm a Virgo and a Libra now instead of a based Scorpio

>shorter than me

big strong American here how can i be of assistance

i mean the faggot said that he will build a city on mars, but spaceX's rockets are fucking shit hahaha

>tfw I'm a Taurus now

>Astrologers believe Geminis have a volatile temperament, that their strength however is their versatility, and that their versatility allows them to learn a little about everything and develop skills in many areas. Geminis are considered to hold mysteriously unique artistic and creative abilities unlike other signs. Often considered to be very intelligent individuals, they have a wide appreciation for the arts, philosophy, history and the natural sciences. They do not like boring people or routine procedures and therefore struggle to deal with authoritative figures. They are enlightened to talk about any subject which they find interesting and where they can stimulate their naturally intellectual personalities.

Literally me

BLACK BULL

same

quite a runty star sign

>be British lass
>get YANKED

WOAH DIS IS SO ME!
no more gay twink bois

Strengths: Reliable, patient, practical, devoted, responsible, stable

Weaknesses: Stubborn, possessive, uncompromising

Taurus likes: Gardening, cooking, music, romance, high quality clothes, working with hands

Taurus dislikes: Sudden changes, complications, insecurity of any kind, synthetic fabrics

I am now a Virgo

>horoscopes said me and the old oneitis were made for each other
Good thing both of us were too smart for that

>April 18
my exact birthday, so i remain unchanged

shut up you twat

It would have been so awesome to attend a Nazi Party rally

At least you are 5''4 , its not THAT short, still a doable height for a man. Orcs in LOTR were on average 5"5, daniel radcliffe is 5"5, 5"4 is the minimum height for joining the army and was the average height a few hundred years ago.
Point is; at least you aren't 5"3.

You're cute

not me at all wtf i hate astrology now!

don't think so mate

gf isn't white lads

I'm Aquarius now, was Pisces

gone from the shittest star sign to the 2nd shittest

wat do :/

what colour is she

Mine's white on the inside

(((trotskyists))) were jerking off when hitler was saying shit against stalin

ajajajajajaaj communist!

desu I think I could fit into either Taurus or Gemini honestly, but they are all so vague anyways

she is after i'm done with her

Communists are degenerate as fuck

Sugar, fat and drugs.

Haha good lad

Trotskyists are white and based

don't reply to it

SHES NOT WHITE AND MY CHILDREN WONT BE BUT I CANT STOP LOVING HER AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What are you doing? Trying to cut your heart out with toenail clippers?

male genes are dominant

haha waheey gayboy

Stop it right now mister

Should I head back to the UK these holidays hmmmm would be quite awkward for quite a few birds if I did

are they embarrassed for having slept with you?

>this post

It's ok la /coloredgf2016/ is a success now!

Too late
I have been having memory loss, severe pain in the chest and head, ocasionally fading away and sudden energy drops
I can feel my heart palpitating, the pulse of the veins in the brain
soon they'll blow up and its all going to be fine

You are still a Yank.

STAR SIGNS POWER RANKINGS:

1. SCORPIO
2. LEO
3. ARIES
4. AQUARIUS
5. CANCER
6. GEMINI
7. VIRGO
8. TAURUS
9. LIBRA
10. SAGITTARIUS

POWER GAP

9001. CAPRICORN

POWER GAP
[A FUCKING FISH TIER]
90001. PISCES

I unironically converted to Judaism last week because it's the only true religion desu

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>SCORPIO

Alri edgelord haha

Not sure if I like Didario's face desu

SCORPIO MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

>doctor just prescribed me more clonazepam
kind of a shit drug tbqh tho

Irish gf is cucking me again lads

Orchestrating a contemplative moment

scorpio is the only one that sounds cool and has a cool symbol

Why are you killing yourself like this? It sounds so painful and inconvenient.

Nah but I think it'd just be me being in the country, roaming around doing whatever if that even makes the slightest bit of sense

the (((mexican))) is a CIA trotskyist false flagger

A
FUCKING
FISH

hate this faggot and his trite cartoons

how does it feel having life on super easy mode?

auughghgh... dddooont like uni imo

ngl lads I've been in 7 fights and won all of them, none of the mongs I've fought could handle the speed of my punches. I'm pretty sure I could knock out everybody ITT

>Just turned 25 years old
Am I too old for Cred Forums?

/brit/ is an American colony

Living the NEET life atm and I can't complain desu

i don't think people will care
unless you are being loud and obnoxious as yank tourists tend to be

mate im training ufc i could spark you out before you'd even have a chance to piss yourself

no, this is an adult general

Me?

Yeah I'm a legend

are you the guy with the rich parents that bought him an aprtment?

that would be funny because it actually would be life on easy mode

Because I am an anxious hyperactive depressed autist who feels safer and more comfortable after doing a lot of drugs like weed and alcohol while also eating shit tons of junk food
I only realized I could use this as a peaceful suicide method after 2 years I had been doing it to lesser extent
I don't want to throw myselff off a cliff or go for an overdose

im a canuck :)

>UFC
Nice meme sport, what are you going to do? Shag my leg until I fall over?

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Haha I saw that yesterday

Naw that's not me, he was on the Least Coast if I recall
Sounds pretty chill desu

They won't be white but they will be close

mexico was a mistake

ever watch fight videos and instantly know who's going to win because of their stance?

wew turns out my hyper liberal dad is in fact a red pilled crypto rorke that is against the rate of which europe is accepting 3rd world immigration

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Is there anything cool in Portsmouth besides the HMS Victory?

Portsmouth FC

>
the spinnaker tower and hms warrior

>haymaking nig nog gets punched once in the jaw by a guy thats been to a couple of boxing classes

boring

What do you lads think of Poundbury?

google.co.uk/maps/@50.7122876,-2.4640318,3a,71.8y,178.54h,91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shl9qZfFnwdCKIPhf5Uq8aQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

It's a new town designed by the King.

always gets a chuckle

Not clicking

looks nice but expensive!

Lel found out ny uncle was rorke as fuck a few months ago

He occasionally talks about immigrants and stuff, but I always assumed it was because he's a Tory.

Went looking in his bookshelf and found stuff written by are Enoch. Dug a bit deeper and found stuff about eugenics and race. Them went and looked behind his TV and literally found a banned copy Triumph of the Will lmao

haven't been, but have driven past- total fucking eyesore when juxtaposed with any other Dorset town of a similar size

You have to drag and drop because this isn't reddit.

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it's unintentionally educational

What did he say

On mobile so I'm not "touching"

Black portugese guy looks like a video game character desu

>Triumph of the Will

im fucking shrieking over here, you should blackmail him to do you favours lest you reveal him to the rest of polite society as a crypto fascist

Touch my dick

this

Ok

He writes for a major British newspaper, he would probably be arrested if I did.

Only saying this because it's late night /brit/.

"post war commonwealth immigration was a mistake"

"germany and sweden are falling on their own sword of multiculturalism"

He also talked about how in the early post war britain there was nearly zero vagrancy, violent crime or unemployed and that these figures have ballooned since mass immigration and neo-liberalism became the norm.

THE
DAILY
MAIL

nah its probably the express isnt it

Love our Charles desu

youtube.com/watch?v=8_jvC39sxow

about to have a great fuckin weekend man

>black tar heroin

grim, that

pirates scumbags

Nah its the DM tb h

Current Tune: Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*

have an 18cm willy tbqh ngl

it's not the overdose that kills you
it's the drug itself

dry your eyes mate
i know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up

>his best banter is to call us all pirates

hailing from Devon, I'm quite pleased with this outcome

What is that in feet?

>footfags
disgusting

does anyone know how to a psychedelic gf?

and im finkin

declassify your pineapple

:(

Menu, write message, so where are you and Simone?
Send message, dans number, where've they gone?

There was a group of girls in my highschool that did a lot of psychedelics and smoked weed. They were trash whores that went on road trips to degenerate new age festivals in the next province or the in the states. I sold them LSD a couple of times.

Avoid those kinds of girls.

Kill yourself, you fucking sausage.

>Avoid those kinds of girls
why

>road trips to degenerate new age festivals in the next province
sounds cool

found my aussie one in thailand at one of those hippie hostels

please turn to Jesus

>aussie psychedellic gf
woah thats perfect

whats she like?

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475162795858.webm

if you enjoy sex with easy girls and people that go on trips and pretend like its the 60s then its the right place for you

we never really dated. just stayed together and hooked up for 2 months around SEA

She was fun to be around mostly, was a little full of herself in her opinions on life. She thought that it was realistic to just spend the rest of her life traveling. It was great for a bit, but not someone i'd ever gf until she grew up a bit

was she a trust fund baby?

>Enjoy sex with easy girls

Most girls are fairly easy desu. It's rare to find prudes this day and age, not that I care about that anyway.

yes i think i would like that desu :3

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475163115984.webm

Psychedelic girls love black men

Yes. Most were that I met. it's funny because the hippy ones that aren't trust fund babies, start to turn on the trust fund ones and their love everybody mantra starts to get fucked.

The best people that I met were the ones who saw it as a vacation and a way to fuck around, the ones who said it would alter their lifestyle forever, and acted like it was an enlightening experience were twats as the brits would say

all girls like black men mate

doing a suicide lads

only about 60 years left until i die

she was hanged shortly after for touching the Queen

these girls are EASY

as in, oh ahahah wowwow im so high on drugs hahaha im gonna have sex with 5 guys in the span of a week at this festival and its gonna be in a tent every time ahahe woa wafkjaks sooooo trippy

neck yourself you fucking hippie, psychedelic drugs are for solitary contemplation. if you want to socialise on drugs do mdma or smoke weed or drink alcohol

sounds hot desu. lighten up a bit

Feeling slightly bit drunk lads

Which board should I visit for the laughs?

>psychedelic drugs are for solitary contemplation
yes master drugs

Cred Forums

No

/x/

I like chilling alcohol so much that it stops having flavour haha

If you actually think having sex with such low value women is hot youre a loser degenerate cuck.

>trustfund babbies

I socialised with the elite my whole life because I did skiing and sailing and i must say most of them are insufferable cunts

They're like the aussie girl you described, completely out of touch with reality and treating their 20s like some extended vacay on their parents dime.

Its fucking sad how much these people will amount to nothing of their own accord.

They all have their own homes now too and they aren't even 30. Its honestly stupid how pampered these children are, they'll never truly become responsible adults. I'm not jealous of their lifestyle at all, because I know my ice cream will taste that much sweeter because I worked for it and deserve it.

>flavour
>ou
>u

Lol wtf

>cuck
alright lad think you're lost.

Spoopy

There's a thread about Catholicism

Those girls are literal trash whores that are beneath me in the social ladder, why would I give them this dick?

When you view yourself as high value and act like it, you get your pick of the ladies. Its that simple. Thats why Im not the nth lad to stick my dick in some vapid whore at glastonbury.

Naturally a low test male such as yourself will make do with whatever scraps he can get, but I don't mess around with daddy issue girls like you would. I respect myself more than that.

my penis is a gift to mankind, lads
but only the worthy shall receive it

are charles breaking the conditioning

wearing my MAGA hat rn laddos

Drumpf will lose haha

@92
howling

lel, shut up you mong

youtu.be/6jNiGOb-b8A

>gunning hard for a hat
>didnt get one

you faggots had one job

ahaha bender

>gave blood a few h ours ago
>feeling naseuos now
fucking hope they're happy with my life force

you are worthy

*punches you in the stomach*

i thought about it but cba

feeling very low energy today
think drinking every night for the last bit, going to the gym every other day, barely getting any sleep, and generally have a shit rough time at work is taking its toll.

I'm having weirds dreams too

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are you eating properly?

the gfs

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The gf and I.

That's enough of that you NONCE

gonna pull this weekend. said that two weekends ago and forced myself to fuck a chutie

will probably do so again out of desperation

no

looks like the aussie's monthly bandwidth allocation has been used up

Lmao is that real?

maybe you ought to consider receiving proper nutrients since you go to the gym regularly

Hello everyone, this is Running on Empty... fooooood, revoooo!

can someone point me to the video where are tim calls kev a disgusting slug of a man or something

Make a new

new

I posted the comfy pixel art i made again,fuckers