/balt/ + /ausnz/

Just didn't have sex

LOL bet ur a virgin too
so sad to see how everyone is below me
dumb cunts just kill yourselves
pic related
my gf of 12 years

What do you think the land bridge looked like?

im fucking late

AAAAAHHHHHH

don't forget to bring flowers to your teachers )))

there are no teachers at work

Oh yeah...

Oh well I'm gonna give that bitch a dab

don't forget to give flowers to kids on the street)))))))))

mārtiņ beidz

>tu nekad nepamodīsies blakus Mārtiņa smaidam

why are you still here if you're late?

sitting in a trolleybuss
dont bully

oh fug! good morning balts, what's tomorrow like?

Meaning a tram?

What are they like in latvia? We have them in melbourne and they're really modern and good. They're also free in the centre of the city.

yankee go home

no, not until I'm
>tfw eesti gf

no a trolleybuss, pic related

we have old and new models for trams, both are comfy

FOY

Yeah I remembered they're a thing after I posted. What's the point of them? Do they not have a petrol engine and are powered electrically or something?

And yeah we have a few old trams, but they're only kept on as antiques because they're comfy and people like them (but small).

yeah they run on electricity

we're getting hybrid ones that will run on fuel and electricity and will replace normal buses as well

we also have retro trams similar to yours

Trams rule.

I hate buses.

...

Who /NEET/ here?

who /notNEET/ here?

you're the reason this country is going balls up

me

same

I've noticed latvians usually start posting early? Do you do it while commuting by tram?

yes

tram lyf

trams have free wi-fi

I wish I were a tram.

me same

>Blaming people on welfare for any societal issue

Hello Telegraph reader

...

Thanks

Internet and electricity is back

t. Adelaide

Hey

hi

thanks

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Back from black.
My internet is being a shitter these past few days.

thanks

mine keeps cutting out every hour or so

i wish i was a trans

>reading random history articles on wikipedia
>stumble on an article about freemen
>on my region, in 18th century 96,5% of all men were freemen
>russkies took over the country
>they don't have freemen in Russian Empire
>list them as "foreigners" in the census instead
Really makes you think.

Like from Dune?

Good dubs, good choice in scifi, but no.
Freemen as in "not serfs".

Should have done what the Latvian peasants did and killed the Tsar tbqh

The time wasn't right.

The time for Bolshevik ideals is always

What time is it?

4:30 pm

Please stop, we both know now you're just saying hurtful things you won't be able to take back.

thanks

t.hanks

nice one bro XDDD

alright going to the gym now lads, maybe i'll see one of you there? anyhoo, wish me luck

good luck don't die

I can't tell the colombian from the lithuanians

theyre the same really

t. knower

>poo peeland

why yes I have bumped the thread

thanks

slow thred

slow zealand haha

estonia slow haha

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thanks

no problem buddy

Temporary setback

the krankler

le fronce

not anymore >:^)

Just think of it like a mini-WWII

Rail Baltica is officially happening!!!!!!!

just saw three niggers

they were dark as night

wtf

>Indirectly this route includes also Finland, since the planning incorporates an idea to build an underwater tunnel, which could connect Tallinn and Helsinki by train.
>Rail Baltica will be fully electrified so that any emissions will be avoided.

Sounds pretty cool

thanks u merkel

Did they have pearlescent teeth?

Is she Polish?

no

their skin was coal dark and their clothes were balck too

spooky

she can polish my dick haha

YES
it is very cool pier

Fastest way how to get niggers and terrorists to baltic, bravo.

retard

they'll run away to Sweden anyway

heh

Sure, in future after every conflict there will be millions of people fleeing to europe, we recently catch peoples from bangladesh. Europe is ruined and if you think something will change...you are wrong.

Thanks

EU is falling apart
worry not of the future
the political pendulum always sways back

Please partake in my racial study thread Thanks

Will they deport me from Japan if I watch non-pixelated porn?

done

Thanks

submitted

Thanks

>tfw when no space gf to have sex with in microgravity environment

it's a bit rainy tonight lads

i can rain on you ;)

not here it isnt. stop lying

yes it is I just checked mate

>ywn have a Latvian bf who submits to you
why live

hmmm are you a girl or a faggot?

you can have our national fuccboi

bored

sorry. thanks btw 2bh.

ok

no problem your welcome

nice nigger lips

wahey

youre the expert i guess

yahey

hi how are you

yes im good thanks

so whats the news in lithuania?

yes i am good

it is good that you are also good thanks

I am girl but into bullying

i take pleasure in hearing that youre doing good

i am also doing good

thanks

t. H. Anks

Sup cunts

post feet

15min.lt/zmones/naujiena/pasaulis/holivudo-zvaigzdes-jasonas-sudeikis-ir-olivia-wilde-su-seima-planuoja-kelione-i-lietuva-27-690599

hmmmmm

I am a male and am into bullying :^)

ok i will bully you, GAYSTRALIA lol

What the fuck. I changed the ethernet cables to my computer modem and router and not my internet is getting faster speeds.

thanks

I meant in a sexual way :-)
Pro tip I'm the bully

Gonna make a delicious pizza from scratch tonight and none of you can stop me.

>spam thanks a bunch of times
>now the most polite general

thanks

>ACT Election is nearing.
>Finally getting much needed urban infill development and a light rail line to turn Canberra into an actual fucking livable city
>All the NIMBY suburbia fucks in Canberra are campaigning hard for the Libs to get back in who's entire campaign is "Tear up every development contract in the ACT and can the light rail for more roads"

Holy fuck I hate the fucking people in my city, finally we are getting fucking good things and then NIMBYism blasts in out of nowhere forcing this place to continue feeling like a lifeless country town for decades more

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i have ordered a pizza already

it's due to arrive in the next 30 mins

good post
thanks

But it's not going to be made by me. No love put into it.

what happens if I bully you?

you mean you like to bully other people?

You get counter bullied (by me)
Fucking gay cunt

I fucking hate dating
> girl asks me out
> go to the opening of an art exhibition, meet at 6pm
> look good
> smell good
> drinking good wine
> got her cracking up
> good banter
> like the same music
> then at 720 she mentioned shes got t go meet her friends at 8
> then she acts real sad when we're saying bye
> texts me immediately saying she wishes she could've stayed longer.

This is fucked. I didn't make any plans for tonight and I was smashing the drinks for that first hour so I can't drive yet.

And my favourite restaurant up this end of town shut down.

Ty for listen /blog aus+nz/

liked subscribed followed

Bro I'm in Spewcastle, it takes 5 years to cut down a tree here.

Who /edgy/ here?

youtu.be/T1bmM7Ihv0Y

liked, shared, subscribed, donated

>WILSON!

What's the circumference of your skull?

what if I counter bully your counter bullying?

Impossible

A bit over two handspans

>women friend invites me to hang out
>i have some stuff to do, but i say ok. I will do it tomorrow
>Evening comes, no response, don't answer to calls
>Drink two beers at bar, evening was a waste of time
> Next day receive message from her ''I didn't feel well''

I honestly can't tell if that's good. And I'm can't compare against myself because i'm turboslav.

>woman friend invites me to hang out
>wake up, take a shower and get on with my day

>im a turboslav

wtf

How can a whole gender of humans say so much but mean so little of it?

> Captcha: Clinton

priviet drug )))

>Evening comes, no response, don't answer to calls
> Next day receive message from her ''I didn't feel well''
lol you got cucked
you were one of bunch of guys who she asked out

t. expert

>I will never wake up in some island in the Pacific

why even live

Looking at nbn plans and the ones that include modems are Huawei modems
Lol gtfo with that chink garbage

Also if you haven't sexed with her yet you probably never will.

t. dreams killer

i am a loser with a small penis
i like it when people insult and humiliate me
please do it

wow you'll fit right in

in ur anus xDDD

This is a pretty good pic of me

hmmmmm

>dog named Rigga
what did he mean by this

we should set up a retirement home for washed up celebrities from decades ago

Probably that Latvians are dogs.

the ubiquitous butthurt cuckhthuanian strikes again

a teenager got shot by his drunken father in Kaunas yesterday while defending his mum

it's gonna rain tomorrow so i wont be able to mow the lawns

and your thoughts?

don't you have bushfires for that nowadays?

I cut all contacts

It's almost mid autumn you don't have to cut grass anymore.

cut it with scissors. what are you some kind of wimp?

helo

what do we think about this former aus politician who went to iraq to meet peshmerga just for bantz

sick lad or crazy cunt?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/former-australian-mp-branded-stupid-for-visiting-iraq-front-line/

sick cunt and crazy lad too be honesty

what is peshmerga 2bh

binkis?

I can help with the cutting

kurdistan will be a regional power in the near future and australia is putting in early work for an ally

kurds

what's the big deal? journalists do it all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=KbsesrAMjTw

gonna go take a poo
thanks

Aus media thinks going to war zone to not fight is bad. You need to get a confirmed kill before you can return home

Also he is clearly siding with the wrong guys

Kranklis and Binkis are modern day Amun and Ra

Race mixed girls are the best.

no

They call me Slavic

Balto-Slavic

Uhhh yes?

ugh racist and sexist much?

Penny wong is such a cunt.

helo

do any of you lithuanians shitpost on Cred Forums frequently

no

well thats good

because whenever i visit my /comfy/ experience is always ruined by them

do you think the juice control everything?

Why are we in a general with some crypto-brits anyway?

no, people with lots of money control everything

and they happen to be over represented in this group

Can't argue with that

Let the weekend start I guess...

me in the cans

You taste good bb

thanks

Why are there so many shitskin protagonists in video games recently

Normalisation

I don't know

What's that

If you're referring to Babblefeel 1, it's because they put a Swede in charge of development who has a literal degree in Marxism.

Holy fuck the west is so rotten

Nah also in the Ass Creed set in Victorian London the boss of the assasins is a poo in loo
Then we have the diversified cast in watchdogs, etc.
It's everywhere

want to wank and cry but family is home

They're trying to make multicuckturalism "cool" and "hip" for "the kids" in an era increasingly sick of it. I wouldn't worry too much though. When multi-billion dollar international media apparatuses are devoting special reports to taking down green frog pictures, you know they're losing the culture war.

Daniel was a director for mafia and mafia 2, after that he made his own studio and started to work on Kingdom Come: Deliverance. Many gaming journalist blamed this game for racism and lack of diversity. Fuck history where is all black people?
youtu.be/ZOkd-Lmmcb4

do it quietly bb

stolen

WTF

how can a bf/gf even compete?

that aside I really wanna play kingdom come

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i haven't been on Cred Forums for almost a year. why are the balts and aussies a thing?

some australian autist started making balt + ausnz and it's stuck

gonna play some witcher now 2bh fampais

but we aren't even geographically close to each other

top meme production

>he didnt pay attention in school

"the sun never sets over the shitposting empire" is what they said
the idea was to create a general that would be able to shitpost 24/7

thanks lads. are there any /balt-ausnz/ memes i should be aware of?

alex

the krinkler and lord alex

there are more but these are the main ones

lurk more Alex

wtf is alex

newfriend please

t. alex

i'm here almost every day and i've never heard of this shit
but alright keep the meme to your sekrit klub autists

t. alex on vacation

Told you I was going to make a pizza(pie).

lurk more newfag

fug lads i left my beer in the refrigerator for too long and now there's ice in it

theres no downside to the trebuchet

Prove you're not a newfag. Fill in the blanks.

>I ____ ___, Alex. You ____ ___ world __ __.

glad we see eye to eye

What are you drinking?

your fridge shouldnt be freezing things lad. thats what a freezer is for

I love you Alex. You mean the world to me.

I know its you, Alex

no

that's the one with the special grain type, right? good choice lad

i'm drinking this i thought refrigerator means freezer

wtf

Šaldiklis/šaldytuvas freezer/fridge

>giving him a bump

Fucked up taking it out.

looks edible, at least. but:
>olives
are you a shitskin?

I have an incredibly jewish nose.

ive never heard of bouillon before

that explains it

can we see it?

Saber a cute.

i wish giant eagles would come and rescue me like they did for bilbo baggins and thorin oakenshield and his men.

Not right now.

My giant eagle could come and rescue you if you know what I'm saying

Iktfb

h-hot

you own a giant eagle! thats amazing.

>there's an old australian lady teaching my mum english
>her father (or mother?) was lithuanian and she moved here for the final years of her life
>she's like 65 or something
>her name is jane
at least i can say that i know an australian irl

think I'm getting blue balls lads

this no fap meme might "come" to an end ;)

or should I keep going?

Actually fuck you, guy. Olives are great. Explain what's wrong with them.

>dat home made pizza and farmers beer combo

>visit women friend who recently gave birth
>random talk
>suddenly without warning she pulls her boobs out and starts to feed her kid.
>what the fuck

your testosteron spikes after approximately 6 days
after that any no-fap time you are doing is literally pointless since you have plateaud anyways and your testosterone levels will decrease naturally even without fapping/sex

>Olives are great.
Uhhhhhhh
They're bitter, fatty pieces of empty calories that taste like metal

I'm 8 days into this. I've heard this before somewhere that ideally you should bust a nut once a week but didn't read into it too much.

ask her for a handjob.

ultimately you have to know what you want to do. if you're doing it just to get more confident/aggressive, then you might as well fap now. if it's some kind of test of your discipline then keep going i guess.

>falling for no fap maymay

>bitter
No
>fatty
It's on a pizza. Everything is fatty.
>tastes like metal
R u some kind of homo that doesn't lile taste of blood in your mouth?

are those pissbottles?

green olives > black olives
but black olives on pizza are ok

Started as discipline. Couldn't stop wanking. But I know that generally if I go longer than a week I'll get a wet dream. It also feels best to fap after a week.

Well... There goes my discipline.

>no fap
Might as well convert to Islam at that point desu

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i always feel like shit while running and wanna lie down on the road and take a nap desu
not him btw

>not occasionally testing your discipline

no ananas?

just happened no more than 3 minutes ago
>browsing porn folder
>try to open a webm
>nothing happens
>try to open another
>same thing
>try it for 5 other webms
>nothing
>hmm.jpeg
>open a gif
>takes me to internet explorer (wtf fuck off cunt)
>automatically opens some "do you want this as your default file program browser" bullshit like that
>hear footsteps outside my room as the gif is playing in internet explorer
>press x on the browser
>can't close it until i tick all the options off on the dialog box
>hear the footsteps coming closer to my door
>quickly tick off everything without reading and close the browser
>all the webms finally fucking opened
>all 10 of them
>press x on them as fast as humanly possible
>mum decides to open the door and see if i'm in my room
>i'm only halfway through closing all the webms
>mfw
>quickly turn off the screen just before she comes in
>"oh there you are user"
>she leaves and closes the door behind her
fucking WEW LADS
why is windows 10 such a buggy piece of steaming frog shit

r8

Nice sewing machine table

Happened to me many times.

>hear mum coming
>smash that muhfuggin reset button
>cross legs and hide boner

No ananas. Sorry.

But ananas is good on pizza :(

No ananas

>No ananas
kysnas

It had too many ingredients already.
>tomatos, garlic, onion, basil, spinnach, gouda, mozzarella, green/yellow bell pepper, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives and some red hot pepper

>all those stuff that have heat
WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE ANANAS TOO ;_;

nice niggers, i see you also got a giraffe to accompany your long lost brothers

I'll make meme pizza next time, ok?

All that effort and it's still nothing but salt and grease flavoured bread without the 'nas

Yes, make good one.

Ananas is disgusting on pizzas how can you even like something sweet on your pizza.
Fucking nordics

Having a hard time working out if you live with a woman or just have your shit together

Joke's on you, salt and grease are two of my favorite things.

>tfw not the only oldfag in balt

Because you don't know how to combine flavour. When you add heat you add sweets and one thing that works very well is ananas. Something the japs call "umami taste"

stop calling them ananas

they call me the pineapple man

thanks

Ananasas.

my mother just barges in and doesnt knock. had some closer calls in the past. im cautious now.

i rate your niggers 6.5/10

fap with condoms in your pants, maximum stealth

>condom
Whoa there rich man. Just use a rubber glove.

does it feel gud tho

>maximum stealth

thats what im worried about with my wanking. for years ive trained for speed and stealth, if i ever convince a girl to do sex with me again i think its going to be a disappointing experience for her.

>mum notices all the condom wrappers in the trash
>starts suspecting you're sexing your brother/sister/dad's cheating on her

Yeah, just put a bit of coconut oil in there.

you can vary the speed you penetrate with though. same as with fapping, when you go really slow it's gonna take longer, right?

well you need to go to the other end then, get a death grip and you'll be fucking your potential qt pi gf for hours
>don't throw them in the trash but hide them
>take them out when nobody is around or asleep
>coconut oil
hmm I dunno about this

>pedokoto is underage
who would have thought.

It also makes your junk all soft and smells nice.

I'm not talking about myself
I don't live with my mum

Won't it stick to your dick and go in the urethra though?

mhm

i live with my grandmum

do a romantic slowfuck hey? guess i could do that.

>get a death grip and you'll be fucking your potential qt pi gf for hours

i was on anti depressants for a few years and they fuck with your dick. after coming off them i cum in literally seconds. dont know if a death grip will help.

>anti depressants
hahahhaahaha dumb bogan cunt

hello /balt/ I am back after a good night's sleep. are there any eesti grils around today?

edge m8, lots of edging

hmm... makes me think

i dont like you anymore. we're not friends now.

seems another latvian has left you

you're welcome girl

fuck this general

bunch of fucking faggot poofs you shitcunts are

how has she been treated in the past? that's just horrible...

this is exceedingly degenerate.

you could say so, yes

are you confusing me with someone else? i dont usually post here.

>imblyign

make new tred

thanks

u mek

afl grand final tomorrow lads

new tred