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The Greatest Yorkshireman edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=5kml92pPjx0
youtube.com/watch?v=_SSK052lAdA
youtube.com/watch?v=dUW5bqdKWew
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Hama_massacre
youtube.com/watch?v=LeRE7YYu1V0
youtube.com/watch?v=Bsv7xB_ioz0
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqLALzUft8Y
youtube.com/watch?v=zx2fEHAcrJA
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Hot Cheetos edition

shit canacuck edition and early

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37504163

>It is the nightmare situation that no bride wants on her wedding day: as one of Jo Du's bridesmaids did up the zip on her dress, it broke.

>Jo didn't know it yet, but there was no need to panic.

>Because next door was a tailor, a man who had only arrived in Canada days before after fleeing Syria's war-torn violence, unable to speak a word of English.

>Ibrahim Halil Dudu did not hesitate to come to the rescue.

the last thread was extra shit and dead

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WOW
we need to let them all in now!

>Dudu

With the amount of videos he puts out it would be way too much effort to find, sorry

me in your mum's fanny

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highly improbable

but not technically impossible.

wtf i love refugees now

are Nige with are Donald

one of the proudest moments of me life desu

it is most likely a man scuba diving inside a flooded cave

pirate scumbags

if only he'd given trump some lessons on political debate

fuck sake his performance was an utter travesty

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Just invited 1000 Syrian refugee tailors to Britain, lads

he'll learn from it and come back strong for the next one

chin up

kot

You can fuck my girl. Nut on her face. Make her call you daddy. But at the end of the night, if I'm cuddling with her, who really wins?

are there a lot of niggers in mexico?

i think we have afro-mexicans living in veracruz

He's one of them

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the brit frog pixel art,again!

the Soviets imported Africans to fuck Russian women

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russian

that's some next level cuck shit.

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americucks

>browsing new dnb releases on the 'port
>notice two strange new labels: breaking audio and bad karma that always show up next to each other
>tracks are all terrible
>artists like "agressor pop" and "bunx"
>albums like "dangerous materials"
>there is already a quite popular dnb artist called "agressor bunx" with a (good) track called "dangerous materials"
what

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DTmFXnWAy4w

Why do americans fail at identifying posts that are meant to be jokes / sarcastic?

>dnb

>canadian scholarship trust plan performed so poorly because of the financial collapse of 2008 that ill have to take out loans unlike my 2 older siblings

pic related

intellectual deficiency

una vela

i honestly think that this is all being randomly generated
names and the tracks themselves
it's fucking with my head

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Even though I’m only 18 years old I have a lot of life experience and it’s this: travel. What did Albert Einstein, Shakespeare, and Jesus have in common? They traveled. They were citizens of the world.

I’m a citizen of the world. I went to film camp. I’ve read Sartre. I’ve read thomas pincheon. I’ve read Ayn Rand. I’ve been to Italy. I’ve been to France. I speak French. I’ve been to Spain. I’ve been to Kenya. I’ve backpacked across europe. I’ve been to China. I prefer tea to coffee. I’ve been to Greece. I love Greek food. I’m a foodie. I’m always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes and Noble and lose track of the time. The black people I’ve met, say I have a lot of flavor. I love my macbook. I also love my macbook pro. I drive an ancient volvo that barely starts.

And yeah, I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic, to bend the spoon, you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box, coexist, coexist and one more thing: if you don’t know the difference between your and you’re and ur, and yore then GTFO my facebook wall.

done preparing the springboard so now it's time to dive into the bed

a businessman and a president have different interests and obligations.
a businessman's job is to take advantage of the law to make money
a president's job is to do good for his country

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this is wonderful

can i save it?

si

What do you think of my chileANO gf?

thank you

mine is better

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>vegetarian

fucking trotskyist puta

Like all things Canadian, it's just a shittier version of its yank counterpart.

@65525930

where is jomers vela

mine was first desu

65525962

Hey m8s

Check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=5kml92pPjx0

Cool video, don't you think?

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can't believe she is a kike

The saddest part of the video is when it shows a crowd.
There are only native european people in 1927, but in 2013 there are a majority non european people among the natives.
But I think that's a subtle redpill, I guess.

dumb brazilian monkey

100 years of urban development, Jasper Avenue in Edmonton, AB

those sideways lights they have in Alberta disgust me

Enoch Powell and Oswald Mosley tried to stop it

having a look at this webm and doing a claustrophobia

where can i get a pair of these?

in the southern part of mexico

I think its cooler how it went from looking like armadillo in red dead redemption to a modern and large city in only 100 years

some european villages have had less than 1000 people in them for literally 1000 years

*chimps out*

check out pictures of detroit in the 1950s and detroit now

So is that pic of the fat cunt in a pink shirt a picture of the resident mexican or one of the """yanks""" that posts here?

>Track VIP (Instrumental Mix) (Original Mix)

is that where you live?

in texas maybe

Just applied for the Diplomatic Service, wish me luck lads

That's cool, m8
Canada looks like a nice place to live
Very beautiful stuff

Yeah, they did
But now you've got your country back
Finally you can do something about it
Wish you the best on your new journey guided by freedom now you broke free from the evil empire, m8s

what are your creds? I'd love to be a diplomat desu

Third eye blind is my favourite band for obvious reasons

the brazilian monkey who wants to be white hahaha

Actually there's a similar video about it

Check it out m8
youtube.com/watch?v=_SSK052lAdA

sick of this "nothing to eat and no money" gimmick

get welfare

the mexican is jealous of brazil again...

i do not want to be white LOL

this Mexican shitting up threads gimmick has gotten old quick

mmm okay

fuck off leaf boy

>the amount of time passed between 2008 and 2012 is the same as the amount of time passed between 2012 and now

>implying i dont

>1999 was 20 years ago

had a bro from air cadets that was Brazilian

his name was joao and he was white and based

do NOT use your snidey meme arrows when replying to me again or else I'll fucking squish you, insect.

In my last year of an International Relations & Security Studies degree, with a few years experience in PR

americans will never live in white detroit hahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=dUW5bqdKWew

Do you even speak another language? brb moving to the UK and stealing your job. I can read write and speak english, french and spanish fluently and know N2 level Nip

what are you even doing applying to the foreign service only speaking english? I guess you could be the diplomat for leaf land haha

HANDS OFF MY MEDICARE

>hear that detroit is a shithole
>drop a random streetview
>see this

ah yes

dolan trunk is going to fix detroit if he becomes the next president

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It's bad in most other parts. Like REALLY bad

C O Z Y

Nice m8, I have quite a few canadian friends too, they're all great people
I personally think virtually all brazilian posters around Cred Forums are white, since speaking english is something favela people can't do by any means
I myself come from an italian family (I'm a european citizen) and I live in the south of the country
The country is quite big and regions can be quite different among themselves
Still, I think the memes associated to brazil won't never die due to what happens in rio and in the poorest areas of the country

>Nice m8, I have quite a few canadian friends too, they're all great people
>I personally think virtually all brazilian posters around Cred Forums are white, since speaking english is something favela people can't do by any means
>I myself come from an italian family (I'm a european citizen) and I live in the south of the country
>The country is quite big and regions can be quite different among themselves
>Still, I think the memes associated to brazil won't never die due to what happens in rio and in the poorest areas of the country

no seas malo, betito

I knew a rich girl who was from brazil, she said she could see slums for miles from her apartment building on side and the ocean on the other window. North america is heading that way unfortunately (brown under class and affluent white minority)

she had a european last name and looked Mediterranean

White north americans are more "white" because theyre mostly northern european stock but argentina still has a higher proportion of euro meds than america has europeans in general.

Idk America has a fair amount of poor whites

Where my lads at?

i was talking more about cities and their metro areas, West Virginia lad

a venezuelan and a monkey who believe he is white

it has some of the richest suburbs in the US as well.

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you will not find houses like that in the green zone lad

I would nigger her all night

when mccarthy cared about trotsky and his followers

>Two month long undercover drug operation, in which officer worked at Burger King, netted 5 grams of Marijuana, 2 Pills

Ah yes, the war on drugs!!! Thank g*d tax payers helped pay for this, the streets are now safer

I speak Spanish to a decent degree.

If you get a job with them and apply for a posting in a country you don't speak the language of and pass the interview they will literally pay you for a year to learn it to a proficient degree.

-I speak Spanish to a decent degree.
prove it

the trots........

trotskyists hated mccarthy and try to make him look like a bad guy in school textbooks nowadays

Well, I blame the laws related to marriage and stuff
Getting married in america and raising a family is too expensive and likely to end in divorce, so most men hold back and think twice before starting a family because they probably will be ripped off after the marriage is over
So it becomes way cheaper importing people from third world countries that are generally ok when it comes to working for a lower wage compared to the natives
And they make lots of children an life off welfare etc...
So the original population of the country declines while the foreign one goes up
And then you've got your dose of population replacement

would you date this girl? she sits next to me in a lecture and is keen

they were just cooperating with the CIA when they started operation mockingbird

HIGHLY stressed about all the organisation of buying a car off a private seller.

the traditionalist monkey who wants to be accepted by whites

Is that thing hers?

Now down to 2 days until I propose to the GF. Still haven't calmed down

I've done it. It's not bad. Pic related

no mine that i had her babysit

i wouldnt turn my back to her with a chin like that...

Yeah she's cute

Nice lad.

Spent most of the morning trying to organise for a mechanic/inspector to go have a look at it and I'm still not confident everything's sorted. Seller is waiting on a call from them. Would hate to have to inconvenience him.

Have apparently overcome my phone anxiety though from having speaking to a million people so that's a plus.

the CIA pushed trotskyist ideas to try to make the soviet union seem worse than it already was but it backfired and gave rise to the prevalence of critical theory

educating and socialising people too much alienates them from the fundamentals of being human and makes them kill themselves slowly

too many fertile white wombs trying to "find themselves" instead of finding fulfillment in a stable marriage and healthy kids

hey hehe

i forgot to say that trotskyists influenced paleocons as well, and some of them received medals from president ronald reagan

Fuck off

didnt read

Why does this not aply to men as well ?

hillary will be assassinated tomorrow.

doin a poo

my friend bought a shitty barely working mustang from a guy in vermont for 1k and then put 400 dollars in parts and sold it for 5k a year later

it does and men are the exact same

buffting double messaged me on tinder lads
going to message her back

What time is it for you and what are you doing lads?

Show pics

midnight. in bed watching history documentaries

whats a really shitty area in zuela? Want to street view it

6 AM and I'm in bed

fumo una vela

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Oh my dayzzzzzz blud

creasing ngl

I really doubt Google has ventured beyond our borders

Midnight and talking to you lads

Why even

>That nose piercing

I agree
It's all about modern culture imo
(((They))) already managed to destroy tradition, religion, pride, order etc.
As much as they managed to deprive people from their morals and their social awareness related to these things
So for it to be reversed the culture needs to change
But if things don't change soon, when people finally decide to do something about it the culture would already be another one that would have blossomed from a totally different people with different mindsets and different values

It's like renaud camus says, "history continues, but it won't be the history of the same people anymore"

fiddling with my wiener

the antisemite monkey

not looking to marry her lads

sudacas

Quite the multitasker ain't you

Fair enough, go bang her

shes cute. if she were cool id marry her

any girl thats not fat or disfigured looks incredible once they are naked anyway

if i was shagging her with her eyesbrows in view it'd remind me of the bloke that makes my kebab and make my willy go soft

OD

COINTELPRO was at odds with trotskyism

What will you guys do if DB collapses?
I think it will collapse within the next 2 months.

kek

I'm currently in need and have this exact mindset

>not liking thick eyebrows
just fuck off mate

angela davis and huey newton(a self hate nigger LOL) were part of COINTELPRO

did it last week. have a pub below my apartment thats dark and loud, wandered into their when i was hammered drunk and pulled a below average skinny girl

was worth it cause I was drunk and she had a fit body. I was in need like you

fuck off

The spics in this thread are quite good at English

Funny how all these people are pretty much fluent in our language but we haven't bothered to learn theirs

If they were, why did they murder BP members? Rogue, or non-penetrated chapters that had to be put down?

because ur language is the lingua franca LOL

The fat mexican autist blames trotskyists for everything

mmmm i tried to say that they were government shills

fuck off

Are we being slowly raided by /lat/?

yeah wish i knew another language tbf, just cba since we dont really need to

What language do brits take when growing up? Don't they make you take a class or two in secondary school?

I know a bit of spanish from those days, but only words, cant form full sentences

trotskyists inspired political revolutions like the arab spring

trots are the reason why we dont have socialist paradises on the moon and mars...............................

If the figurehead of an organization is a plant, why would they need to use overt suppression tacts on its subordinate members? They report to the plant

nah i always see loads of yank flags at this time

French or Spanish are the main ones
German is probably taught some places too

ask the government, not me

trotskyists gained control of the FBI and used it to take down the KKK

Cat had a little scrap with some runts 2bh

venezuelad how'd you first find Cred Forums

It used to be easy and fast here

Well the mexiboy is right, your's is the most spoken language in the world and pretty much necessary if we want to leave this place

TGIF lads right? Finna do as little work as possible lmao.

Uganda be kidding me

me under the seat

Ba'athism is based

Bet this Uganda poster is some humanitarian hippy bender

>looked down at my keyboard when i made eye contact with her

hafez al assad didn't have time to deal with moderate beheaders rebels...that's why he slaughered them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Hama_massacre

@bean

Why does your head look like a bean

Heard this place had CP and hackers like any other person and I was curious about it

FUCK I rubbed my dick tip too hard while wanking and just went for a piss and now the whole tip feels like it is fucking on fire. this is one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. feel like I am about to pass out because it hurts so much. I can feel my heartbeat in my dick tip. what can I do?

why do i feel like he's a turbororke white settler that never left their farm

ice it down

take ibuprofen

What the hell did you do to your Willy? I do it incredibly strong too but I never got hurt like that

fucking hell on my period and was trying to get laid this weekend

trotskyists popularised circumcision in the USA

running cold water over it now
I gripped it too hard I think. it looks like some skin is peeling off it now

its trotzkyists

Jesus Christ take care

@65527428
trotskyist puto

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

balts and slavs are the last hope for the white man

youtube.com/watch?v=LeRE7YYu1V0

don't really understand this gimmick

morning lads. morning angry mexifat.

mexicans are fat as fuck

don't listen to the piratas amigo

says the amerilard

gf has gone too far this time

how should I inform her that I won't be talking to her for a few days?

Morning good lad how did you sleep?

i support the mexican because he hates cultural marxism

Mexians really are fat af, they drink more coke than water.

>2016
>drinking the liquid jew (not this includes any drink with sugar in it....yes, fruit juice too).

me neither but you've got to admire the lad's commitment to it. gets up at 5am every day, switches on his proxy and types curiously weak insults for a few hours.

how do i into banter lads?

coke is based tho

barbershop quartet

Flashmob

Plane pulling a banner

lots of options la

kill yourself fucking scumbag

kill yourself fucking scumbag

cocaine is p. based

coca-cola is literal poison, and you'll only ever catch a runt sipping on it.

>cultural marxism
Do you unironically believe this meme

How is it poison

65527577
t. CIA

oneitus gave me a bit of attitude. might smack her around a bit

pretty good cheers lad, had a nice early one. feel refreshed, looking forward to a poo.

hungry as fuck and watching reviewbrah eat a burger right now

this must be analogous to watching porn when you can't get laid

How can you have less than £100 in savings?

How the hell does that happen?

Sounds more believable than the Illuminati dunnit

Burn the message in to her front lawn.

Morning shits are the best

get with the times boyo

also it's even worse in the US with the HFCS

>French or Spanish are the main ones
it's french and german

;__; w-why...

cultural marxism was created by anglos and kikes

She's out of town

haitiANUS nigger

Don't most people learn Spanish

don't tell her then lad. just leave it a couple of days with no contact, let her figure it out.

going to find my wifes reddit username sooner or later lads

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alri

those flags are horrible

chimichanga

tbqh with you, i do not know what is a chimichanga

the mexican doesn't want to be friends
..... :(

no

it's french and german

>doesn't know what a chimichanga is
he's not mexican lad

holy shit hahahah
youtube.com/watch?v=Bsv7xB_ioz0

>german

"no"

it has fuck all L2 speakers compared to french or spanish

meanwhile a majority of english's speakers are L2 lmfao

i am level 1, moron

wanking then sleeping then waking up and doing a poo

>german
>"no"
you wouldn't fucking know what the british education system teaches you spastic

french and german are the two main languages taught in schools
spanish, mandarin and latin are tertiary

he is a level 1 moron... LOL

gf wants me to download some indie sundance film to watch tonight anyone got any recs?

anyone else going to minecon?

paul blart mall cop

don't trust young people who wear glasses

come and see

>size 30 trousers
>waist too small

what the fuck lads

just donated $20 to Stefan Molyneux lads

wait, I meant too big.

Have to use a belt baka

not an argument

Alri twink lad haha

Fucking why

he wants to keep him raving and ranting

fucking chuggin down some bovril to start the day lads

the congress

why is this allowed, why are there more immigrant americans in brit than hard working & honest british people.

he's on the front line of the culture war fighting the good fight lad

Real yank hours tbqh

Children of Thatcher era have half the wealth of the previous generation

haha whatever you say lad :)

long weekend boyysssss hahaha yewwwwww

get this man a milton mango

>Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has compared his anti-drug campaign to the Holocaust, saying he would kill as many addicts as Hitler did Jews.

>"Hitler massacred three million Jews... there's three million drug addicts. I'd be happy to slaughter them," Duterte said.

>At least six million Jews as well as other minorities are known to have been killed by the Nazis.

Only three million? shut it down

is brit [spoiler]anime[/spoiler] friendly

who /smoker/ here?

The 80s were so fucking shit, all their art was avant garde and the main theme was futurism perhaps signaling trust in the Chicago school BULLSHIT also the digital age but still

Chicago school controlling the economy and the Frankfurt school controlling the culture Is a slow decline and death for the west

no fuck off runt lord

this is fedora bait

I was asking my fellow britons scum need not apply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these days they make em for all the lowtest betaboys with their wide hips

Best feeling in your life lads?

Mine is when I fingered the girl I liked

Her squeezing me, moaning faster faster, her squirming while I rubbed her g-spot

And the icing on the cake was her vaginal walls tightening and the dazed look she had after she orgasmed.then grabbing my hand to lead us deeper into the forest

It felt better than her sucking my dick, women in my experience aren't good at blowjobs

All me

haha ;)! whatever you want to believe my friend :)! i know what you really mean by woMAN hah!!!

me da's best mate who just so happens to be my next door neighbourhood is a federal district court judge

reckon i've got a get out of jail free card if i ever find myself run afoul of the law haha

morning

first crush told me she liked me

mo la

morning lads

good morning to you to!

morning

hey

good morning everyone except northerners

eating a capsicum

>you will never browse Cred Forums during the 2005-2010 glory days

fuck off new fag

when did you start coming here? what was it like?

real or metaphorical forest ???


t. autist

no fucking different you knob jockey

Alright lads it's 3am I'm leaving, have a nice day

09/30/16(Fri)07:49:58

just like this

What are you 16 or something. I've been on here since 2007 and it's pretty much the same as it's always been. Just less funny and full of dickheads waiting to screencap a funny post for whatever le upboat site they go on.

no thailad??

Cubans are the most based Latinos t b h

Attending a very insightful lesson about the environmental consequences of oil + birds (the feathery kind haha)

haha yes i agree my fellow cuban

How to solve race relations

This sauce

Everybody loves it

going to work bye

>Dozens of demonstrators have taken to the streets of El Cajon, a suburb of San Diego, in protest at the killing of Alfred Okwera Olango, who was 38.

stop killing the mandem

I work in the oil industry as a roughneck

Vid related

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqLALzUft8Y

Might have a croissant

traitor

Shan't be watching this, summarize for me laddie

It's two minutes mate give it a watch

Time for my morning microdose of smack

just guys with no shirts on hahaha

1. I'm already in a lecture
2. I've got a video that I don't to lose by opening up another one
3. Respect my integrity and summarize it won't you

Good lad

It shows roughnecks joining pipe on an oil rig (land not ocean)

have a nice day

the mongol uni student......

who /under the sea/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=zx2fEHAcrJA

I see. Did you know that one has to force a feeding-tube down the bird's throat in order for them to survive the cleansing of the oil? Gruesome stuff

goodnight /shit/

Nope

That's also how geese are fed in order to produce foie gras

Where the fuck is the new

here