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woke up feeling malaise

dam.

t. maladies

m'ladies

ded

maisie

shut the heck up!

wonder how many 18-24 year olds will dress up as Trump for Halloween in yankland

where do you live?

wonder how many 18-24 year olds will dress up as Nige for Halloween in bongland

scunthorpe

south wales

wonder how many 18-24 year olds will dress up as crushed commuters for Halloween in New Jersey

what i cooked for lunch is quite good isn't it

snails or frogs legs?

NEED to move to Salem, MA

neither

existental angst lads

sugar honey ice tea

had a lactose test in january which said i was clear but i still feel sick after having this one type of milkshake

the hedgehog is actually shitting itself

it's playing dead so the human will fuck off

wew is it true?...

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2274410/Scunthorpe-voted-romantic-place-UK.html

swansea city? your flag is cool though

going to see ryoji ikeda in november
quite pumped

I love hoggers but I can't find any live ones

hello everybody, this is running on empty... fooood, revooo!

what the fuck is guernsey

nah it's lies

in fact I shagged stacey behind the bins at the back of spoons a couple of nights ago

if that's not romance what is?

would probably off myself if i was a pom

GREAT post

got some cumberlands baking in the oven

would probably off myself if i wasn't a Muslim

>fooood, revooo!

nailed it

snap

euromillions is €130,000,000

twas just 17,000,000 you lads should play it

First time I've been on /brit/ since I stopped being neet desu

we should get rid of compulsory voting here

ALP would NEVER get elected if we did

fucking hell that's one ugly baby lads

can see her being the social outcast of the royal family resent her handsome king brother

don't be mean

bought the winning euromillions ticket lads

going to pay for ribena's HRT

any other requests?

please delete this

t. runt

buy bradford and demolish it including all the residents

WHAT was Bradley doing lads pmsl

little runt's born for the job, look at this likeable mug

he's going to look great on currency

>...foooooood, revooo!
that was perfect desu. why's he so autistic? what's wrong with him? is he happy?

vocaroo pls

Daily reminder that the women here have power over all the "men" here

>we should get rid of compulsory voting here

>ALP would NEVER get elected if we did

no he's currently driving across the country because he thinks there are people chasing him

done, that should only be like a million though

he looks like the type of knob to say, "you'll work for me one day"

Little runt looks smug as fuck

only because you want to shag them

t. gay

help the mandem in the endz

kek

pr00fs???

ah really? never mind i used live this lame town of seoul

who /comedown/ here
got mandied off my tits in some runt tier club for banter

>>we should get rid of compulsory voting here

>>ALP would NEVER get elected if we did

looks comfy

compulsory voting is a fucking horrid idea

*sneezes at the mandem*

did they inject Churchill's sperm in Kate or what

exceptional post

>brown eyes

you cannot make this up

drinking apple juice. also doing a think

ah yes a new Meshuggah album
*puts on headphones*
well it's shite

What's the point of a democracy if there's no compulsory voting

>tfw almost 100% anglo-celtic (proved by ancestry.com DNA test)
>brown eyes

no bully

Kpop thread?
Post favorite kpop.

>what do you mean "constitutional" monarchy

Well obviously if people care they go and vote. Why do they need to be forced to?

What a dumb fucking question. Didn't expect much from a labor voter though.

but not really it's the typical old town of seoul nobody gives a shit about this boring place

you should be free not to vote

The same as if it was compulsory

u wot m8? i swer u are one cheeky cunt mate, say it to my face and not online and we'll see what happens. i swer 2 christ I'll hook you in the gabba. you better shut your mouth or im calling me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make your nan sore jus hearin bout it. yer in proper mess ya nob head.

NEED to go to a small yank town and eat in McDonalds

t. dumb cunt
There's more than one other Australian

lads just loving the miseenscene here absolutely stunning

Didn't have a single McDonalds whilst I was there but I had a big mac in Hong Kong airport on the way home haha

north island vs south island?

new zealand

charlie already knows he's getting assassinated

quite aesthetic and rafraîchissant innit

come here instead ours is literally better. I've eaten maccas in like 10 countries including the US and our is the best i've tasted by far.

They care but they just can't be bothered voting
It doesn't take the full advantage of a democracy

Eeeeehh

>AYE LUV U 'AVIN A FOOKIN JOOICY ARSE THERE MIND IF I AVE A SQUEEZE?

south island of course

I want to go hiking there but its far too expensive

...

> but they just can't be bothered voting

Exactly. They don't really care if they can't be bothered voting now do they? The only people who are in favour of compulsory voting are labor voters. They know without it the young runts will never get their party elected.

>squeeze

JFs out

bottom line is if you don't vote then you have no right to complain about anything

he squoze me head

If you say so

A lot of assumptions there lad 2bh

anyone got that screenshot of that guy in his late 20s who posted a picture on facebook with his wife and kid and made an incredibly smug and passive aggressive statement about how he was basically more mature and better than everyone else for settling down and starting a family at his age instead of enjoying himself?

Didn't want to have a shower today but the hair was sticking up

Thai pop to be perfectly frank with you all, gentlemen

youtu.be/5ab5q-L_YU8
youtu.be/-F28MOE1o-w
youtu.be/VQfOKM9cmMg
youtu.be/KAaFI6P2RaE

me on the left

>nobody gives a shit about this boring place

that's why it's comfy

at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister

fuck off

snap

>assumptions

that's what runts call facts they don't like

39 minutes

Just baiting now I see, here, my last (You) for (You)

stupid bint at work is asking for change for a twenty because she doesn't want to spend her new fiver
oh my days

@65532304

not giving an utter runt like you the satisfaction 2bh

squinty face thailad > thaipop thailad

sculpting in time atm lads

who /winning£112m/ here

I want one ngl
arr rook same, also I don't understand Korean so I can't shill your music.

jack and jill went up the hill

they're both annoying cunts 2bh

to fetch a pale of water

need mi a gyal

Wew it didn't update, I've actually got 7 tickets.

Going to be minted lads.

I'm unironically both of them.

>mfw housemates leave the kitchen looking like an absolute fucking mess with mugs and plates all over the place then go back to their parents for the weekend
I'm moving out into a single-bedroom flat

not bothered about the music, I miss squinty face posting

youtube.com/watch?v=ecu5RD3Hu8s mandem goin in

Oh

moved back with the fammo
left the kitchen in an absolute state before I left because the autistic kid who lived with us is still there to clean it up haha fuck him

new danny brown album is nice

feel so pathetic

you're not winning anything because the lotto syndicates buy up tons of tickets

>I will never watch power rangers again for the first time
Brb hanging myself

maybe just it's very calm town here well uk people seem rich vocabulary by the way

youtube.com/watch?v=NIIgGI2SQR0

eating a chicken bacon ranch wrap for breakfast

alri kotyank

*shoots you and steals it from your dying hands*

>english people trying tea
>first group of ''english'' people are pakis

Please stop her
youtube.com/watch?v=oRzdIYUSU1U

Britain would've looked like Dubai now if it wasn't for 'objections from local residents'

time for the daily mention of the election

This girl was desperately trying to get me to ask her out yesterday, so I just pretended I didn't notice and completely ignored it until she went away. It was a very awkward experience and I felt bad about it for the rest of the day.

time for the daily mention of my erection

>Asked for an update from the uni
>"The letter will be sent out to you early next week."
>That's the entire reply

I'm getting expelled, aren't I?

Tea comes from india

based local residents preventing Britain from degenerating into a complete shithole

...

today might be the day lads

today might be friday lads

you kill yourself?

today could be saturday

new girl keeps looking over at me
don't think she realises she's doing it
seems to be in a world of her own most of the time
rest of the time when I look back, she smiles and looks away

Not really, they favour keeping abandoned industrial sites, ugly 60s council blocks and stuff like that, because they dislike 'change'

friday friday gotta get down on friday

gotta get my bowl gotta get my cereal

gotta catch my bus

which seat will i take????????????

reviewbro you still a virgin?

so are you not comfortable with pakis but africans?

dont care

hope i will get split in two by the subway today

I despise both of them equally

unironically yes

don't want to die yet but it seems there's no other option

does the UK have canned mini chips?

Tea originated from China you mong

Join the army?
not a can

That's part of Britain's history lad, better than garish modern buildings for sure.

Retard

they come in cans twat

...

Would you say you live a satisfying life? Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

didn't realise it was Friday

>ranjit

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37515642

this guy is an absolute fucking madman

Rather be retarded than A*stralian.

Retard

can you say that on vocaroo pls?

Well done mate, you got it

1) No
2) Hopefully just about qualified by then to ensure a comfy £40k job, but I wouldn't be surprised if I was still unsatisfied

>I despise both of them equally
it's really weird and odd to see the uk has some elite indian and paki immigrants but in sk all the indians and pakis are the poor low wage factory workers and africans are drug dealers and small number of refugees here

>Would you say you live a satisfying life?
yea kinda
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
same work or a bit better. maybe a family

Is he literally ordering his army to go out and kill everyone who deals drugs?

Nutter

Me

>fighting for capitalist interests
no thanks

>Sent from my iPhone

surfing the 'dit

ahh yes, having some kind of property means you can't criticize capitalism

really sick of this non argument

and I despise apple anyway

Ah yes, because shitposting on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum truly is a breathtaking critique on the capitalist ideology

Get out

why am I such a sweaty cunt

if you think someone has to write a pamphlet to criticize something you need to fuck off lol

>and I despise apple anyway
do you have samsung?

lol nice one, really showed me lol

>arguing at this very time on a friday

come on lads settle down

You're right mate, I'm off for a sandwich

shut the fuck up before i cave your head in you stupid nerd

I just want to wallow in my own sadness

I do, thanks Kim

ah yes, the jkewish guilt machine

> bought new gym pants and they keep falling in between my arse cheeks when i do squats

no, Chinese memephone

you can swallow my sadness if you want :3

gf sent me this

does your bum get sweaty

ah yes, payday
like for a king for a weekend then live in poverty for the other 3 weeks

can hear someone singing white iverson outside

inform me

how do I approach a strange female

>complaining about race in a multicultural society

heh how ... ironic ..

sure

especially if by sadness you mean cum

is men doing squats really a thing?

DYEL

I've got a pretty bad diet so it's not going to taste very nice

>spending all your money as soon as you get paid

runt life
runt life

no love lads
no love

what if deutsche bank is fine lads?

i mean no banks are doing great currently, but what if the gloom over DB is completely overblown?

what?

yeah, fuckbois who care more about what other people think of them, than what they think of themselves

last time I saw something more overblown it was my dick after going to your mum's

you're right give me 500 000 stocks right now

>not spending your money enjoying yourself
whats the point of having money if not to spend?

so you agree? it's a good time to invest?

>lifting for girls
OHH MYYYYY DAAAYYYYYYSS BLUUUUD

i enjoy myself for free

i can experience things on such a level that money cannot influence

(((barratt)))

>b-brexit will destroy Britain
>Deutsche bank collapses instead
Fucking help I can't breathe lads
My sides are flying past Jupiter

>not saving up a rainy day fund for emergencies

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/desperate-mum-makes-emotional-plea-8940893

thoughts?

I don't give a fuck mate, just cracking a mum joke

ah yes, when half of your monthly wage goes straight on rent, very impressive

you're welcome even i have a meme smartphone though it's a local brand in sk

huawei? i don't like this brand... you know this company the chinese red army related...

what do you mean the bank is out of money?

force feed her food then ???

spooky

Çanları sing Pazar sabah
Bugün o yemin ediyor gün
o kendi olabilir asla neyi çalmak
Ve bu delikten ırk eve çağırır

Şimdi dümendesin
, Nasıl nasıl hissediyorsun söyle?
eşitledi olması çok iyi
gözlerinin kapakları yukarı kaldırın

bunlar yok mil olarak
arazi temizlemek için başlar görün
pislik ve pislik ücretsiz
Bu Amerikan uydunun kazandı

O tüm bu kadar devam edeceğiz
O bir şelale var

O tüm bu kadar devam edeceğiz
O bir şelale var

>dailymail
>thoughts
lol

NO THUGS IN OOOOUR HOOOUSE
ARE THEEEERE DEAR?
WE MAKE THAT CLEAR

what exactly are they hoping for?
have her sectioned

>rent
poor sap

oneplus

>i enjoy myself for free
>i can experience things on such a level that money cannot influence

it's not out of money is what i'm saying

even if they have to pay the whole $14bn the US is demanding (unlikely) they'll still have enough capital to keep going

too late, already spoke to my broker

hope you're licensed to give out financial advice

if only i were able to control time

the thought of an australian gangster fascinates me

how was she trying?

also chinese mate

rasheed

I know I'm the one that said Chinese memephone

Lads, how fast/easy is it to sort a suspected fraud restriction on your card over the phone? RBS sent me a letter through saying to contact them but I can't into people for prolonged periods.

You've never heard of Chopper?

gonna buy myself a new winter coat lads
gimme some recs
needs to be warm and waterproof

i haven't heard about oneplus but xiaomi anyway all the chinese companies have bad reputation here in sk

liveleak.com/view?i=d47_1475196630

literally me

Most banks take fraud p. seriously so you might get through quite quickly.

>chinese companies have bad reputation here in sk

name a country where china has a good reputation apart from china and north korean

Having a big fat wank

going to work farewell

got matched with a bunch of shitters in league of legends

most frustrating 35 minutes of my life

Canada

>all the chinese companies have bad reputation here in sk
for being bad quality or because they're Chinese?

I like this oneplus I would buy from them again

HAHA THATS HILARIOUS DUDE!

still thinking about that smug bitch who didn't stop for me at the zebra crossing yesterday

should've chased her and smashed her fucking windows

smartphones are too big these days, why did they make them bigger? they don't fit comfortable in the hand

you ever wonder maybe you're the shitter?

She saw the size of you and thought "fuck off am I waiting for you, tons of fun, I'll be stuck here for bloody ages"

one plus isn't really """""""chinese"""""""""

they're really western-orientated and actually put effort into their phones

5 inch is ok

>On January 22, 1973, Deutsche Bank shares stood at the deutschemark equivalent of €10.289. Now at €10.315.

ahh yes, so called long term investments

they do unless you've got girly hands you idiot fuckboy

it was me :)

in the friend zone lads

russia? or africa? or latin america? many anti-america and anti-west countries digs china though...

lol no

what happened with oneplus 2 then

Why was it her responsibility to stop you

i have fairly big hands

Keep telling yourself that, mate

they legally have to stop
pedestrian has the right of way

Christ this general is awful. It's just full of disgusting normies, angry little rorkes, and obnoxious gook spamming autists

Don't know why I browse for hours every day

If you see a ped at a zebra crossing legally you have to stop and let them cross

haha

>merkel ruins germany and collapses the EU
>merkel's party lost the election and she will be removed soon
>shillary idolizes merkel at the same time and says wants to emulate her

hmmmm

very interesting

you lads ever really need a poo but you hold it in for a while and then afterwards you don't need to anymore?

wonder why that is

>for being bad quality or because they're Chinese?
both reason i guess and my country is the world electronics powerhouse why would we buy their products?

gf found out about /brit/ and she does NOT want me hanging around with you 'far-right fascists' anymore.

so, uhm, bye. x

Do NOT use the gimmicks I created these are, but not limited to:
runtposting
lads
2bh
rorke
rasheed
third eye
le unpaid worker
ah yes
got called x at y
having a poo
sweetie :) xx
having a think

if you do, my lawyers will notify you. Cheers.

trichotillomania?

I do that but with my beard

Best feeling in your life lads?

Mine is when I fingered the girl I liked

Her squeezing me, moaning faster faster, her squirming while I rubbed her g-spot

And the icing on the cake was her vaginal walls tightening and the dazed look she had after she orgasmed.then grabbing my hand to lead us deeper into the forest

It felt better than her sucking my dick, women in my experience aren't good at blowjobs

>US election is on 8/11
>we'll know whether Trump is president on 9/11

Deep

Why would anyone obey the rules if theres no police to see it

cuck

you MUST by decree of our lady the Queen respond to this post of you are one or more of the following:

A) Under 180cm
B) Balding
C) Fat
D) Canadian
E) Have some sort of emotional/mental disability
F) You are over 20 and you're still a virgin
G) Considered ugly by normal standards

But men are in your experience

Is the forest real or Symbolic

wahey, don't have to respond to it

What 3rd world country are you from?

Or are you just some Northern chav?

getting recon in halo 3

doing a pregnancy lads

a, maybe a bit c

not bad

*look sat europe burning*
ah yes, I know what we need right now
instead of going the opposite direction, we'll go EVEN further in the wrong direction
haha
what am I like

anyone?

A and f

hatching a nefarious scheme

blowjobs are a meme
never as good as they look in porn
actually never been able to cum just from getting the sudk

Made out with a friend last night

She was completely sober

A bit weird of her

Going to marinade some chicken breasts


cya later, losers

*thwarts your scheme and runs back to my runt hole*

Rip rosetta probe


Dont ask what it cost

Was it Katie?

girls like a nice makeout occasionally

honestly don't think any criminal ever would use the word nefarious

>blowjobs are a meme
>never as good as they look in porn
>actually never been able to cum just from getting the sudk

did it crash?

business idea: underground metro for Bath

E, F and probably G

Every Good Boy Deserves Elephants

Nah, it was Nora

Wish it was Kate tbqh

>tfw gf still being unresponsive and acting disinterested
>read 12:06

welp looks like it's over lads

business idea: hs4 connecting truro and st austell

having a poo and having a think are mine you stealer

...

No it completed its mission

E, F, and maybe G depending on the day

i don't know who either of those girls are

just happy you just some kissy kissy

You still cucking Kate's bf?

ummm hey do you want to be my bf?

Hark!
A pathetic runt trying to claim my artistic creations.

at least she took the time and effort to read it
I'm at the stage where she doesn't even bother to read my texts now but I still see her posting on facebook

didn't fail on those digits

(also only oldfags will remember this)

...

nah, he wanted to treated like an adult so now he has an adult's haircut

not sure if it'll ever be the same lads

perpetrated a poo

no

would feel right at home in like japan 1600
this haircut was all the craze

doing a thing backwards

and there's no going back

you'll get over it lad
eventually
in like 3 months
and then it'll take like another 3 months to find a nice girl
and then 3 months later she'll bin you off
then you'll spend another 3 months getting over her
and the cycle continues

just had a banana that wasn't quite ripe, feel like a bit of a nonce now

She told her BF and was refusing last Saturday

She'll come around again eventually

alright nerds I'm back

>Kensington Palace Gardens
>average house price: £38m

Ah yes

we could go back to the future and still be home for lunch

but will it ever really feel the same

Just leave her you ball-less prick.

youtube.com/watch?v=EY6iCgrLCv8

big fan of this choon

ignore the vocals just enjoy the music lads

did you lick your fingers after marinading the raw chicken?

sounds like dragonforce but with rammstein singing

any house running lads here?

*reports you to the polis*

i shan't respond to anyone who replies to this post

here's a nice tune to cheer you up
youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs

cruising down the street in my '64

well I'm not gonna do that then, am I

anyone had their wisdom teeth removed here

>cheat in house running at school by just waiting around at the middle bit in the figure of 8
>me and one other kid who was quite fat ended up coming 6th and 7th out of like 60
clearly some little runt dobbed as well cos we got a stern talking to from the pe staff

>did DNP for 5 days (200mg)
>only lost 3lbs
Not happy about this but it's better than regular dieting

So if I go for 15 days straight I can lose 10lbs which should make me happy for a while

exiting the 1st week of my 2 week work holiday lads, haven't been outside once yet
haha

yes

i was in love once

it was a long time ago

about 17 years

don't think i'll ever fall in love again

i can still vaguely remember what it was like

i was infatuated with her

all i wanted to do was make her happy

she was all that mattered in my life

it was a magical feeling

fuck up poleaboo

their song Foundation is good too but the entire album is great twobh

one of my favorite bands

youtube.com/watch?v=fOEQTJV_3-w

one of the songs that i like of ALL TIME

Waiting for a cheeky new

Why not go outside?

ah yes, very impressive
said the toilet seat

Just took some DNP

no need tho is there?

new

On hold for a while but aye that got sorted in minutes once I was through.

>tfw post-call shakes are just now setting in