/cum/

Me and the gf

Ur pretty Hot

Stop being rude

Me and GF

Me and the gf

me kissing my gf

Me and the gf

1/2

2/2

If these animals come I'll be prepared with my Axe bottle and lighter

>tfw no spic looking British gf

>tfw no black British gf

Let me die in my sleep already

I wish we had black girls like Canada or UK
Ratchetness ruins ours :/ some of the coolest people I've met were black canadians, not a bit ghetto

>tfw no gun moll gf

What kind of music do American girls listen to?

youtube.com/watch?v=koUp9ELYCbQ

What they listened to in high school and Top 40 pop. Throw some country in there too

ohayou gozaimasu /cum/-sama~

Got threatened with a DWI because I was listening to the radio in my car drunk. Shit like this never happened where o I grew up, are all city cops cunts like this?

they're just trying to save people's lives from getting run over by a drunk retard

>b-but my car was parked!

;-)

Good morning boys

>couldn't find my keys
>go open apartment door and realize I left them in my door all night
>now I'm worried someone might have opened my door while I was sleeping or opened my door while I was jacking off tranny porn last night with my headphones on
Probably not though, nobody in my apartment cares enough.

The engine wasn't even fucking on. You realize that a DWI literally fucks your life, right?

Morning! What's on the agenda for today?

>American police

Got an exam in 45 minutes and work at 5

Might get a six pack and wings or somethin after work

yeah but you were in the car, drunk.
you could have started the motor if you wanted to.

stay away from cars if you're drunk instead of crying about le mean cops

Anyone here living in California feel like they don't live in America? I'm considering moving. What state should I move to?

Sounds good. Good luck on your exam!

I'm still waiting for the taco recipe.
No, I don't want to kill myself, Latvia

Come to Wisconsin Friend :)

Also why don't you feel like you live in America ?

Thanks family, I gotta take a shower real quick and get to class

Brb bois

Too many Mexicans. Mexicans are the majority here. And Wisconsin sucks, I hate cheese

There nothing wrong with Mexicans

>Wisconsin sucks I hate cheese
O-oh :(

Get the fuck out of my country

Дoбpый вeчep

staring at two different views on your window ledge

Ah yes impeccable logic.
Let's keep people away from knives because they could stab people if they wanted to. I've got no problem with cops, just these city cunts. Can't wait to move back to a rural area.

Дoбpый, кaк вы.

I've forgot "?"

I don't have a problem with them, I just hate how they all speak Spanish around me and I can't understand what the hell they are saying

>i've got no problem with cops, only when they threaten me with a DWI for being drunk in my car

Don't reply to "germans"

Я бoлeю. Я бyдy ecть хaчaпypи зa 10 минyт

> Я бyдy ecть хaчaпypи зa 10 минyт
It looks like a challenge, lol. Хaчaпypи is a good dish to satisfy hunger. Пpиятнoгo aппeтитa.

My pipe broke lads, I think I'm gonna have to go to work sober today

>Dragonquest 7 is about 100 hours long
Damn I wish I knew this before I bought it

Would really do with a gf right now

pls translate
youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

So about that new cartel video.
Are Mexicans actually human?

Isn't that a good thing?

tru
tru

Anyone listen to the new danny brown album?

I did it

why do you need it translated when it is clearly subtitled? :^)

Lol cum

one of those guys isn't black kek

Egy nagy falat fogunk építeni,és Mexikó fog fizetni érte

die deutsche ordnung.
thanks for that response. What denomination, when I was religious (or tried to make the effort) I attended the local Methodists' church and the Anglican ones. The one in Bray is quite nice and had a band playing with guitar and singers when I visited.
I gave up because I just don't have the faith.
What is that “grand mal” of which thou typed?

>is le vape man meme still relevant

made a feels thread for you guys

Lol.........LOLLIPOP

do dunkin donuts taste as good as krispy kreme>

no

do you live in boston

near it

Turning 21 this sunday lads

why? rent cost too much?

...

>7 inch penis
>I'm unathletic, which means I nut slower
Theoretically i'm the best sex anyone ever had. theoretically

>there are practicing Christians ITT

Happy Birthday

Unironically thought on my walk last night that the ex would've been a great gun moll if she had been born at right time.

t. Soc*l

I would move too. PDQ.

Wow Mexicans are sexy
would you buy her tacos?

liveleak.com/view?i=62a_1475187641

Learn how to roll, teenager.

I have never done a drug and would gladly bash the skull of anyone who has

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Either a TINY fucking cock or a big ass ring

nice

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What a shit kraut we got.

Not surprised he couldn't hack it in his own general.

you have super autism

wow this is nice as well!!

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wew just got home draugi

>tfw got a 96 instead of a 100 on my exam because of 2 bullshit questions

I would love to play with her jewels!!
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Is this the death of moderates in the United States?

It seems like everyone is getting pushed into some dogmatic camp

The US has been through times like this before. We will recover, we always have.

If the US can go through a 4 year long civil war with upwards of 1 million deaths, we can make it through this.

me and the GF

liveleak.com/view?i=486_1474263550

>If the US can enslave an entire section of their country that wanted to be independent they can do anythign
the sad part is you're right

>What is that “grand mal” of which thou typed?
A grand mal seizure I had earlier this month.
>What denomination
Mormon, born and raised. It's still rough for me, having secretly committed apostasy. My close family and closest friend are Mormon. I respect them as people, but I cannot respect beliefs like those unsound ones taught in the Book of Mormon. It's not easy turning away, the members are friendly to me as they've always been, and have never forgotten me despite my absence for years.
I don't understand at all how that church still preaches the Bible as supplementary to the Book of Mormon. The Book of Mormon plagiarizes and contradicts the Bible, the Bible warns against false prophets, even tempting spirits transforming into angels of light. The basis of their faith is reading the Book of Mormon then praying about its truth, which would be vulnerable to said spirits. Then there's Joseph Smith, who based his book upon a subjective religious experience. I could still believe in the Bible since it's not based entirely upon sand in the sense that the Book of Mormon is, but the Book of Mormon is just too full of flaws I couldn't ignore. Yet it can't make that excuse of having been mistranslated over time, or that some passages have been wrongfully added by kings throughout history.
Their current Prophet made a fatal mistake by making a promise to members he couldn't keep, but I wonder if anyone else has realized that yet. That, along with the pervasive nepotism within the church and its institutions, are ultimately what have caused me to lose whatever remained of my faith, not just in the book or the church as an institution, but its members too. Most would say they do have faith, but couldn't give you a good reason why, it almost invariably seems like that bad faith concept Sartre coined. Their beliefs, from what I could tell when I was taught there, were very dualistic, failing to explain the essential 'why' or with any due respect to the whole.

Retard

I don't know if I like where I'm at. About to get a job and we really are riding an economic bubble, society looking like it's heading down the shitter wholesale.

At least we aren't being flooded by fugees I guess

If the US bubble collapses, the whole world economy will crumble.

I don't think the world wants that to happen

dude who gives a shit
tell us about those mormon chicks you fucked in the oxen fountain

I just had a listen to this on c.d.: solid but can skip the track that's heavy on lyrics.
youtube.com/watch?v=aXYRMkyZWbI

>Mormon
my sympathies go to thee. I had free will to think for myself when I reached adolescence.

>tfw a ton of people think I like them when I secretly don't
throw away the key

>tfw you get thunder that shakes the whole house

>thunder that shakes the whole house
what a uniquely American experience

>tfw never met a Mexican

>I just had a listen to this on c.d
why did you feel the need to specify the source medium

Yuros get severe weather just like us I thought, although it is far less common.

You've never felt thunder like that?

No because I live in a BRICK HOUSE

>Smoking blunts and joints
It's like you WANT half your weed to go to waste

>Tfw not a Mexican
phew

I do too. My house was built in the 1890s.

having a lovely honey beer

...

You don't believe that some Americans live in houses that aren't made of wood?

VERY good WEBM

i.4cdn.org/int/1475258259794.webm

Friendly reminder that Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and the likes are only allowed to exist thanks to the Northern states.

sup guys

>Virginia, supposedly the land of milk and honey, is way more of a leech than NC or GA
hmmm......

good choons tho
still listening

>tfw purple
Barely made it

shitty pop songs and rap
hi
this pick sums up this thread

Humans aren't ready for globalism tbqh

>dude who gives a shit
if you've known this violating kind of suffering you'd have nothing to fall back on but faith, relationships with family and close friends either, imagine it all crumble in a way before you
I think the Mormon church offers a good environment to be raised in, the inculcation bit aside.
And not to mention how the Bible warns against idolatry, yet the members almost venerate their prophets in the sense that nazi Germans venerated Hitler. I get an awful feeling about that Church.

useful knowledge here lads

>Texas
>florida

baka

So they DO have balls

having a snack buds

>America cookies
Nigga those are just chocolate chip

hello mr. pooman

Although Texas is in the south it's actually a decent state with good food (not soul """food""") and a good economy. Florida is basically a meme state but at least they have money to support themselves.

Anyone wanna have a mature discussion about suicide with me?

Yes.

Fair warning lads - I'm going to make it my life goal to colonise this area and return it to rightful English rule. We're going to be a comfy isolationist state based on self-sustenance and traditional living, you're welcome to join (but not too many of you, as we will have a VERY strict immigration policy).

K. So my plan is to wait until Nov 1st (because I effing love Halloween), then pay someone to help me get into a gun range where I can off myself.

*throws you in the harbor*

What a pathetic dick move.
Why drag others into your shit?
Kill yourself in the woods and rot where nobody will find you.

Only went and forgot the picture, what a silly billy. I'll probably have to improve my organisational skills before launching my military conquest.

No. Why would I care about normies?

The only thing stopping me at this point is the possibility of bad dreams when we send ourselves to sleep permanently. I could overcome even my instincts at this point, but not the possibilities.

Half of that is STILL in English rule and the other half never was.

You mean like afterlife stuff?

>my foot posts get deleted in an instant
>this epic troll thread i made stays up

Janny make up your mind

Looks like Emma Watson desu.

Wtf? I didn't say "desu"!

Yeah, I have my reasons for being a firm believer in that. I'm also a firm believer that we know jack shit about ourselves or anything else for that matter. Our reality collapses every night, and things can get bizarre. We have nightmares sometimes, this could be one and we're not fully aware of it, which is why I wonder whether we'd actually wake up or fall into a deeper sleep. I'd prefer neither, but I'm not sure whether it could be neither.

that feel when too intelligent to participate in society

>Friendship
>Exists
pick one

I don't deserve to live in the United States

>tfw you realize the left wing is so far gone the western world can't be saved unless we violently oppress them or physically remove them from our society

I'd rather believe what you believe

the only winning move is to not play

I get ya. I personally believe in nothingness, that our intelligence will disappear into the energy that keeps the universe in homeostasis. It'll be peaceful.

Successful people are stupid because they participated. I'm smart because I don't play their games.

Maybe that's why they say, "Friendship is magic." ;^)

I wanna learn Ar*bic but I'm afraid I'll be liberated by the government

pucker your butthole, it's out today

warehouseatl.bandcamp.com/album/super-low

Generic college rock shit lol
fuck off

>generic college rock
This is how I know you're retarded.
Name me one other band in the entire world that sounds like someone with whiskey-throat singing jangle pop.

>whiskey-throat singing jangle pop

i bet you love the smell of your own farts

there's literally nothing wrong with that though

We don't care you autist

It's good music, what do you want? 90% of the shit posted on here is like Limp Bizkit and Imagine Dragons. Listen to it when you're older and not so gay.

...

We can only begin to grasp 'nothingness' in sleep stage intervals. Consciousness is a strange thing, who knows where it'll go.

Does anybody here know something about VV town in Texas?

What is VV town?

>mentions limp bizkit
>listen when you're older

people haven't listen to limp biscuit in over 10 years what are you on about? i've never seen them posted here, i don't think gen z (which is the majority of this thread) has even heard of them

I've been studying sleep/consciousness since I was a junior in high school. I had an insane clinophobia in middle school. I feel like I understand what it is and what it will become.

Well I have seen them posted here, and you probably have shit taste in music too.

Want a Maine Coon tbqh

VV are the first letters of the words.
I think it's Valley View, but I'm not sure.

>It's good music, what do you want?
it's objectively shit my friend
something you listen to and won't remember the last song once the next starts playing

generic as fuck and boring
add the tryhard af vocalist to it and you get a steaming pile of poop

i posted this before ITT

youtube.com/watch?v=43N560iYR8A

which is objectively a tune 10 times better than that whole album combined

why are you saying i have shit taste in music? i haven't said anything about music

i pretty much exclusively listen to punk and some rock and roll, personally

footkraut likes his music flat, just like his women

Arcade Fire is the best Canadian band

It's almost Halloween! Get a black cat!
>Inb4 racism

I probably confused you for the other Canadian, my bad. (Get the regional flags extension you cucks)

>"jangle pop" totally isn't "flat" i swear!
>just listen to the sick ascending scale basslines

I like black cats, but I like how friendly and gentle Maine Coons seem.

I need to eat a shit

Listened to Chocolate Starfish in full for the first time when I was 10 and my class took a trip to the state capitol building. It was a good time, but fuck Greg. Guy turned out to be an asshole.

Let's post things better than "super low"

hotdad.bandcamp.com/album/webs

CHAD! TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

so that people can call me a hippy/cuck/gay etc because i live in BC every single time i post?

no thanks!

fred durst is a pretty sick guitarist tho

youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

I'm not sure where you got that from. I'm listening to this album and I haven't heard one yet. That's more a thing with the bad metal bands you listen to anyway.

There's another BC poster on here sometimes. Maybe you two could meet up, smoke weed, play the bongos and suck penises.

I'm a libertarian and will be voting for Hillary this election.

>I'm not sure where you got that from. I'm listening to this album and I haven't heard one yet.
>t. "not the bass player"

Suck it out of myass buddyboy

i don't play bongos or suck benises

>tfw in love with two people

>tfw you've been posting without regionals for so long it's become a better pseudo-trip than regionals themselves

you are all pawns in my game

I'm an absolute monarchist and I'm voting for Jill Stein

Iktf

>I'm a libertarian

man, what are you even saying right now

rreee

invite them both to a prom

>leader of american libertarian party believes in discrimination law, forcing people to perform gay marriage, and carbon tax

you cannot fabricate this feces

Which is why I'm voting for Hilldawg.

I'm an insomniac myself. Have you ever looked into dream yoga?
And I guess we can only conceptualize these things vaguely. Maybe our bodies will return to the earth and stars that they originated from. Wouldn't it be a matter of time before that state of being becomes something?

she is also for those things

Why do girls who are sweaty and who have not showered in 2-3 days smell so good?

I love sniffing the very top of their head

>Hillary Clinton
>"For" anything

Pop, rap, punk rock and country

>Watching TV with dad on couch
>"that's a big what?"
>huh
>"You were just sitting there, and suddenly you said 'that's a big' "
What does this mean

nytimes.com/2016/10/01/us/politics/donald-trump-debate.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

wew lads

Wrong (except country). They listen to indie.

>punk rock
really? i've been a punk rocker for many years, and have found punk chicks don't even listen to punk

they're usually just in it to meet guys and punk fashion, usually you fuck one and see their whole music collection is rap and katy perry

sweat and sebum are powerful pheromones

one korean i used to shag loved the musky smell of my sweaty nutsac

In a relationship, how important is it that your partner gives you regular oral sex?

I know this from experience you can't just tell me I'm wrong you silly nigster. But yes, they do listen to indie too, that's the genre I forgot to mention

Was this not obvious? As I was watching, I noticed that Hillary's mic was louder because, you know, Trump is always yelling and would bust our eardrums if his mic was at the same level.

Finally cleaned the mold out of the mini fridge in my room, boys.

Maybe I'll stop getting sick as often

depends on personal preference

Depends how long you want the relationship to last.

Rape her

I just think he's autistic. It's like the kid you talked to because you felt sorry and now he follows you around the hallway.

>gives you
>not just raping their mouths

I'd just toss it. Fridges are insanely hard to get clean after they start to grow mold.

when will this madness end?

I did clean out the mold, though

Well desu most girls who listen to punk listen to indie more often then punk...

>tfw grill gives you lazy head and you have to savagely mouth fuck her in order to nut

actually i think i prefer it that way

Randy and Lahey to the fuck off department

Randy and Lahey to the fuck off department

And hurry THE FUCK UP

user, would you come to my office, please?

...

>tfw the only places to post fanfiction are ff.net or Tumblr

I think most people who say punk really mean commercial punk from the early '00s, like Green Day. It's a thing with the micks here on the eastern seaboard.

they don't even listen to that

like i said, it's all top 40 and nig nog music

There's always deviantart

It's unbearable, I'm doing sexual things with both of them now and one wants to move in with me next year. I really just want to be a polygamist now

Nig nog music IS top 40's music. Retard.

Indie is the most bullshit nonsensical name for a genre.

post it on /cum/

those trips make you look suspicious pal

I need a drawing tablet. Anyone wanna donate one?

some of it is, but by nig nog music i more so meant older rap, which a lot of hipster/punk girls are really into for some reason

I did once, actually.

>for some reason
Do you not like old school hip hop?

Yes they do. Again I know this from experience. Do you want to fight about it? I'll fight you with my hamburger hands you son of a bitch.

don't those cost like $75

And upwards, yeah. Plus I also need to buy a computer.

Any hip-hop before Riding Dirty is trash.

You could use a stone tablet and sorta chisel stuff on there (it's non-volatile).

I wish I was drunk

You could buy a dragon dildo and put it up your rear.

post it again

Are you memeing or do you really believe this?

there's worse things but no, i've never been into rap, although i can get down with some moon man from time to time

i don't really know how someone can listen to so much music they have nothing in common with

what exactly do you mean by old school hip hop?

i've eaten 6 burgers this week, you may have met your match

With the others?

how can you not have $75 to spare? are you living on disability or welfare or something?

I'm not actually fat I'm literally saying that I will put hamburgers on my hands, tape them down and fight you

>i don't really know how someone can listen to so much music they have nothing in common with
I listen to Tuvan throat singing and I don't praise Tengri desu

Who else here /nyc/?

are you wearing Timbs right now

too poor to live their famalan

>what exactly do you mean by old school hip hop?
'90s and earlier
you know, like ATCQ

>live their
Gee, I wonder why you're so poor.

anyone else ITT a fan of international culture memes? cause I know I am

You don't have to live in a $4000/month apartment in Manhattan to live here senpai

the Bronx and Queens has some cheap apartments and a cheaper cost of living

Shitposting on another board rn

>instadeleted
Mod confirmed /cum/ user.
Hello, janny
I am writing on an imageboard. So, IAM gng to write wh owever I wantt

i wonder which posts are his. I wonder if he makes quality posts - surely he would

99 luftballons

Did u see Mexican today

no I don't go outside

I live around them

it's probably not primarily what you listen to though

there are huge amounts of white people who listen to nothing but shit that has literally nothing to do with their lifestyle

>tfw low red

*smokes weed into the thread*

looks and screams at penis

>it's probably not primarily what you listen to though
I don't have a primary genre or whatever, but I have the lyrics to Mamer's Mountain Wind virtually memorized. That's gotta count for something.

Do other people think i'm real

I hope all you guys practice proper urethra hygiene

no you're just a nobody freak

i am not going to feel sorry for you when this crashes and burns, my dude.

what is "proper urethra hygiene"?

And by low red I mean light red

Cleaning your urethra at least twice a month

I wish I still liked anime

My therapist told me I "lack empathy"...
What do you think he meant by that?

How would you do this?

With what?

you'll grow out of it eventually

I wish I didnt, but I am getting tired of it
you're a fucking nut job, that is what he said nicely
I always do after monthly penis inspection at college

You don't care how other people feel and can't put yourself in their shoes and such

There are sanitary urethra cleaners, basically a sterile packaged pipe cleaner (but with a spine made of an organic material rather than steel wire)

really intrigued by nederdraad buds

No, nobody does that

pic?

You guys should be ashamed.

Bit storm coming buds

Gonna test and prep the generators and stock up on snacks and booze and chocolate milk for maximum comfy

>voluntarily shoving a stick in your dick hole

i am get physically ill just thinking about it

what kind of wimp stick stuff in his dick lmao

hey your man

Ill post when I get home

Enjoy STDs and bladder infections

If you didn't have one of these, you weren't a cool kid in the neighborhood

Favorite beer? Drinking Spotted Cow, thinking about something new.

>STDs

gonna go eat sushi with coworkers
cya

I'm too big of an alcoholic to drink beer Tbh

thinking of buying the nhl 17

Really need to stop smoking and drinking but really don't want to 2bqhwy

literally nobody fucking does that outside of 80 year old dudes that have a fucking tumor in their bladder or some shit

I can't remember what I did yesterday

I like girls with small tiddies and blonde hair

Actually suprisingly good taste

From what university or chemistry department to you purchase your 100% ethanol from?

You probably don't clean your ears or brush your teeth either do you?

#pedosexual

>Making mistakes
Kill yo self

phone just alerted me of a flash flood warning until midnight for all of central VA

Here we go, boys! We bout to get real comfy at the top of this hill

I like brunettes with small tits and blondes with big tits

I usually just drink gin, also ethanol can't really be distilled beyond 95%

You can get ever clear which is 95% in many provinces

Leinenkugel

#LoveWins

>either you shove pipe cleaners in your dick or you are filthy fuck that doesn't bathe

Do you walk around the house with tissue boxes on your feet?

poor people below. How can you live with yourself?

Never understood the appeal of sports games. I love hockey but I would never buy a hockey game. It would just make me wish I was playing actual hockey instead

>Drinking Spotted Cow
Are you drinking it because you live here, or are you a hipster?

Their Apple Ale is pretty good desu.

those assholes have had it coming for years

Who is going to make the next thread? Lets decide now so we don't accidentally make two.

I didn't get an alert

they're trying to get me killed

say you have no friends or you're a twig like me

Sports games emulate the fun of the game with you being able to control what happens

I wont. I refuse.

Sprint always fucks me on the alerts 2bh, this was released over an hour ago
wunderground.com/US/VA/076.html

hmm, a realist. I respect that. You should only care about yourself and your property

I love when I get a flood warning (often) because I also live at the top of a hill and I like to imagine everyone below is drowning even though it's usually just a light flood

No, but this is just basic routine body maintenance. Just like how you should check your balls for lumps and take vitamins

ME

if youŕe a twig and have friends, you can play with other twigs or fatties. Not at a competitive level, but itś still enjoyable (as enjoyable as american football can be, anyway)

Ok but wait until we reach the bump limit please.

BREAD IS READY

Too late

Never heard of this in my life and I am well acquainted with overly hygiene conscious people and those in the medical profession. Nice b8 though.

i play the sport too. video games are just there to waste some time.

slimy limey

I live in Wisconsin. 414 here.