/brit/

>got home at 2:30AM
>went to sleep around 3AM
>wake up at 7:30AM

Not tired at all to be frank

today's outfit
looks quite top heavy in retrospect

why do yanks have such a large variety of cars available to them

Looking good, emperor

>undercut
ah yes, how to spot an utter cunt from a mile away

NOWHERE TO RUN BABYYY

>using gel
>using hair products
>washing your hair everyday
>dying your hair

enjoy balding by 25

Iktfb

thingken of fast

oh dear

Grow out your hair lad, undercuts and all its variations are for runts who want to be basic as fuck

>undercut

Ballsy choice if you're already thinning

because they fell for the automobile meme

Implying I've used shampoo or conditioner in 2 years....

>NoPoo

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made an exceptional yet simple dinner lads quite proud of myself

in one of my seminars lads, bored af

Post your Pepes lads. I've decided to become a racist, and I've heard that this is THE racist symbol, so I'm looking to build a collection.

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>not having an undercut
nerd

:( hol me

shut up nerd

isn't it the go-to for hairlets anyway?1

>go on night out with work
>girl there who is legit 4ft
>wearing like 5' heels
oh my days lol

Taking my daily b-12

LONDON

HOME

LEAST IT WAS UNTIL I FUCKED EVERYTHANG UP

reported to Scotland Yard, have fun in prison

what do you actually do with your hair in the shower then?

soap, showel gel?

i don't have this one

Why do todays cars look so bender tier vs cars from the 30's-50's

my career is over

>isn't it the go-to for hairlets anyway?1
ah yes
*shares ladbible post on facebook with iphone*

you can just wash your hair with water and it's natural oils do their job

>tfw Coventry and the black country will never agree to a Greater Birmingham authority

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3815403/Was-headphone-jack-Bizarre-moment-man-walks-Apple-store-calmly-smashes-iPhone-sight.html

fucking WISH there was a rule about only being allowed to nob girls 2-4 inches shorter than you

lanky cunts should NOT be allowed to steal the short gfs off the manlets

sorry for your career loss yank, it's unfortunate that you can't afford (you)s anymore

No, just wash it with water. Then I brush it . Actually get compliments on my hair

Able to go through festivals without hair looking greasy

lmao

pengting not messaging me lads
think I'm stuck with the proto-gf this weekend

Is walking 50 minutes to Stratford and the olympic park worth it? Or should I do something else

Nowadays cars look great, not sure what you're on
There are also a range of affordable cars unlike back then

Also aerodynamics wasn't a thing in the 30s-50s so they just styled it how they wanted

Can't beat a classic

thailad not messaging me lads

must be with Jeffery

An utter slag at the ATM couldn't take out any money and asked me if I could pay for her drinks at the bar

Did NOT appreciate her objectifying me as merely a wallet. I am a human with emotions and feelings.

girls always go for taller guys though
when was the last time a girl said she preferred shorter guys? paedophiles don't count

>noticing
I know a 4 ft girl, wouldn't even notice if she was barefoot desu

you sound like a right hippie twat now

has /brit/ seen this movie? thoughts?

ah yes, it is natural oils

Any lads live in /swindon/ might have to take a job there but scared that its literally shit

haha yea that's interesting

*walks off and talks to the NON-canadians

yeah but its not fair the womanlets should get the manlets and the lanky cunts should get the tall gfs

its only fair

Actually a major fuccboi normie

ESSENTIAL /brit/ read

poleaboo.wordpress.com/
UKIP manifesto
Mao's red book

only ever dated girls around the same height as me

what job?

Not much to do in the olympic park except see that big curly wurly looking thing but I like the shopping centre, whatever it's called, and there's a sweet restaurant there that's like a posh wagas

Australia?

More like Arsestralia lmao

life isn't fair
I've got a small penis but I don't go around tell women they should prefer small dicks to larger ones

good lad
height mixing is degenerate

Who else /baldingmullet/ here?

post your Halloween costumes lads

so a twat then

london nignogs out

only ever dated no girls ever

Ahaha you got them

If we synthesized a duck's brain we could mimic a duck's behaviour 100% accurately. If it swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is probably... a duck.

only ever dated progressively less attractive girls

wish i was confident and had a nice body and stuff

only ever dated men, mixing genders is degenerate

based gay

Obviously I don't live there you, bellend, I'm just not a fucking povvo so I've been a few times

>never even visiting London in your life
tragic

how long?

You're the one being mean buddy

stop eating then

haha yeah this

cannot fathom the runt-level of northerners who steadfastly refuse to visit the most important city in the UK

>webm
Nobody is THAT gay.

Ever since I turned 21 I realised that my farts have started to smell, and I also poo much more than I used to. Really makes you think.

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>he thinks you have to rich to go into london

>I don't understand
>>then you're a bigot
>explain it to me?
>>not my problem

shagged her for a good 2 hours

>deutsche bank shares down 7%
chucking_farage.jpg

bout 4.5-5 inches, pretty thick
idk
below average

it doesn't bother me, you just learn to live with what you get

job well done

>up 3& from this morning

it's looking good

i've spent months trying to figure out where the proverbial red line is that separates a poortherner from a southerner

i've decided it runs between manchester and sheffield

haha yeah... r-right

Deutsche Bank fears rattle stock markets; UK growth revised up

OPEC?

More like oh kek!

would lay you out if i saw you in public

I've unironically shagged for a good 2 hours
it's not fun

>eu tells apple to pay tax
>usa fucking reks deutsche bank
based yanks 2bh

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manchesters alright, can have a good laugh and banter there
liverpool and birmingham though, oh my days what the fuck happened there

>you'll never be able to pull off a smoking jacket

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nah

Just have to be terribly posh or old

Liverpool on the map

>liverpool and birmingham though, oh my days what the fuck happened there
pakis ruined everything

Going to rehab for my marijuana addiction

ah yes, northern britain

boggles my mind that most of europe rely on their government for growth rather than private enterprise

They're not fucking towns though.

The capital cities I've visited, in order of preference

Amsterdam
London
Hong Kong
Copenhagen
Dublin
Washington DC
Paris

ahh yes, living 4 extra years is real impressive

You have to stop, it's the LAW!

a fucking leaf

Did you get shot in Washington?

US Cities are extremely dangerous

>Peterborough is Northern
Nah mate, it's not great but it's better than that

>living four more years to watch the colonisation of southern Britain by Africans to it's completion.

in the shower lads

uh oh lads
the pengting is taller than me
youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU

>what the fuck happened there
white people

No but I got shouted at by security at the White House for walking on the road

doesnt the us have a remarkably similar percentage of government spending to gdp to most of europe?

funny how you lads believe that "we free market and europe is commies" meme

aint no sunshine when she's gone

Don't mess with me, cupcake

only because of the current iteration of democrats

big government is historically unamerican

There is kind of

>manlets wish they were tall
>tfw 6'6 lanklet and not even lieing
>over 50% of girls are off the cards because the height difference is just too impractical

The grass isn't always greener on the other side

NEED a 6ft+ gf

>As Heat Street‘s Politics Editor Jillian Melchior reported this week, a new policy at the University of Michigan allows students to choose their preferred pronouns — including the gender-neutral “they” and “ze” — to appear on class rosters.

Ah yes.

ah yes "jaywalking"

shut the fuck up you will NEVER know our pain

you can visit the white house?

wtf

Trump is a fucking dickhead

i.4cdn.org/pol/1475188194468.webm

business idea: drink copious amounts of alcohol for the 3rd night in a row to help with my comedown

Well, my baby,
she's like a little black star.
She's just like her daddy,
Way yonder far.

FUCK YOU

Go to rehab

Nah mate, that's where you use a crossing while it's red
I was just a bit lost lol

You can walk up to the gates, that's it
Can get right up to Lincoln memorial and Washington monument though

Yes, if I could just hear from the gentleman in the red pullover - just wait for the microphone sir. Now, you wanted to mention something about the current topic - bankers and taxation?

Can I get in? I'm cold.

>presentism
there was a minor outlay of spending by the democrats through the biggest recession in the world since the 1930's and you lads didn't even spend your way out of it that badly

I'm a student it's ok

show benis

why dont they take the banker's bonuses, and use it to pay for my education?

Going to rehab for my Cred Forums addiction

no no no

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>linking a webm without sound

get fucked you useless cunt

OH MY DAYS

>tfw will never live in Boston
why live

tinder conversation is losing steam
need to hurry up and slide in with the date request

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Interesting statement, I think the gentleman wearing the white shirt with the purple tie walking towards us could add something to that. Just sit down please, sir.

Now what do you have to say on that?

Why not? Houses in Lincolnshire aren't that expensive

*bends down towards you*
Sorry what was that mate didn't quite catch it

you're doing it wrong mate
you're not meant to type of essays and shit
"hi, wanna meet ?"
that's basically it

we were really stuck in the depression until WW2

the war effort was amazing

right thats it, i'm coming for your knee caps

trannies aren't women

>when normies use the internet

ahoy hoy

yank boston

Lost 1st in September. No longer obese, sure I have a belly and love handles, but the BMI definition of obese seems pretty low. Had lost 20kg in 2014-2015, but got it all back. I think about 80kg would be good for me, although it's technically overweight, but there was little difference between me at 70kg and me at 80kg.

All you have to do is not eat. Fasting for days (4-5 my maximum) then eating, then fasting again works for me.

Just lay here with me

no shit
what you should have said is
blacks aren't people

yeah we've kept it short but it's getting to the point where I need to make a move but there's no opening
EDIT: think I just worked out a way to do it

bit gay this webm

Business idea: stay in tonight, play some fifa and smoke a few spliffs so I'm fresh for the all day rave tomorrow

Any plans for the weekend lads?

>webm
bit gay

i'm 55kg

its super easy

School work

Thursday's and Monday's are for going out

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*squashes you like a bug*

homework and shopping and sorting my life out and shit

>'s

>Cred Forums
>anonymous
>breaitbart
>alt-right
>nazism
>trump
>gamergate
>videogames
>online
this entire article is like one big meme buzzword

the world now knows she's cheating at the debates

could literally out-quiz everyone in this thread

bit gay

just got 85 thieving on the 'scape lads.
what skill should i train next

I'll take 50

oh my dayz loooooooool trump supporters are nuts fám

archery

could beat anyone in this thread at the wikipedia game and literally any sporcle quiz

my fucking dick

meet me at The Bell on Sunday and we'll see lad

can't out-quiz me

i know everything

*googles all the questions*

Fuck up moron

nah already got 99 range m8

*does not compute*

want one of them earpieces she was wearing during the debate
the one where she was getting cues and advice backstage

quit runescape and pick up drawing or guitaring

now every time you want to play runtscape, do a draw or a guitar

guarantee you couldn't beat me on the following sporcle quizzes
>counties in England
>football teams to have played in the premier league since 1992

how do you "rig" a debate

the irony of this coming from the mouth of an noncime runt

t. Hillary

Thank Mr Skeletor.

it's true though

stay woke

I did this but with wow and writing

my ribs aren't visible

>webm
bit gay

>animeposter
your post is instantly DISCREDITED

don't know why I even want to ask this girl out
already dating someone
WHY am I doing this

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>chinky nonce giving others life advice
oh how I am howling lads

simply incredible

the audacity of it

you're a cunt

Americans kick people in Britain to death but it's okay because they're The Good Guys.

I'm getting better at drawing and guitar every day whereas you're putting hours into something that will at the very most impress some fat nerds online

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according to my diary, I haven't showered in 6 days

hi anime here

the way he suggested playing guitar as a way to STOP being a runt as well hahaha

From both a cheater and a cheatee, it's not fun.

the moderator was helping her. she was signaling to him to interrupt trump and ask him hardball questions. she was getting answers fed to her through the hidden screen on her podium.

the entire debate was hillary farming for soundbites to use in her media campaign against trump. it's incredibly obvious when you rewatch the debate

I'm putting hours in fucking girls mate

>55kg
and if the class looks to the left, you will see the best preserved specimen of runtimus maximus

is your diary correct?

youtube.com/watch?v=m4XahX7cuU8

ah yes, artificial drama for that $$$

youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

Paedophile ex-England footballer Adam Johnson is still earning £5,000-a-WEEK despite his conviction for abusing a teenage fan

FONT

Doing a cheeky fingering of my arsehole

sitting in mcdonalds car park on my lunch break lads #runtlyfe

we're all very impressed

can we tax his footballers wage and give it to the bankers bonuses and then tax that and give it to the vets and single mums?

>Cred Forums genuinely believes this
hilarious. you're an idiot lad.

what do you like to draw ?

#TakeTheChallenge

don't want to know haha

>Iraq's Transportation Ministry just claimed the Sumerians built the first airport in history around 5000 BC which was used for space travel

we wuz space

really want to cut my hair because it's really thick and hot but then i look like a skinhead chemo patient

third eye confirmed shut

begone normie pleb

I said I wanted to be exclusive with the girl I'm dating and she said she wasn't sure if she was ready yet
imo this date should be fine but I still feel guilty

youtube.com/watch?v=p0CwAyAuwmQ

getting my daily dose of varg

>what is the military industrial complex

how is Cred Forums always ALWAYS right lads?
when were they EVER wrong?

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common sense mostly

where's your date, i'll come crash it

be honest though, the builders of today aint got shit on ancient egyptian builders

i've never been to Cred Forums

it just makes sense. hillary sounded like a robot regurgitating canned responses fed to her by somebody else. the debate was controlled in her favor

it doesn't matter anyway. it didn't hurt trump at all. only hillary's most diehard supporters(which there aren't many of) think the debate was fair

They're wrong on Syria.

haven't actually asked her yet but she seems keen
messaged me first AND double messaged me
might just ask the proto-gf if I can

How to upset normies on /brit/
>make a post, as you would any other
>before you hit submit, make sure you attach an anime image
>you needn't make the post about anime itself, they'll get mad regardless.

what specifically was wrong?

isn't it interesting how New YORK is based on some irrelevant Northern town

gotta go get my haircut after work but want to just go straight home and smoke spliffs and play fifa
need to be looking on point for tomorrow though

decisions

Best friends gf told me I have a large arse

>i've never been to Cred Forums

>lying on the internet

hitting the town with the entire gang tomorrow lads

what should be my gimmick of the night?

why would you want to be exclusive with a girl before you start dating? there's literally no positive to that

good god, this entire post

named after not based on

and york used to be the capital of england

It seems kind of surreal seeing all those rare Pepe's outside of Cred Forums.

*slaps it*
ridem cowboy rawhide

poke your willy out just a bit

bonus points if it's extra smug

>it didn't hurt Trump at all

Ah yes

she asked me if I wanted to be exclusive after our 2nd date
I said yes but then days later she said she was a bit freaked out
we didn't really talk about it and as far I know she's been faithful so hmm I dunno lads what should I do

how and when did you find Cred Forums?

if i see you out with your gimmick, i'll either buy you a drink or put you in the hospital hahaha

hillary will rig elections, debates, the media, and everything else

but she'd surely never rig a poll!

They all support "based Assad" because they think he's a capable leader and offers a hope for a united, stable Syria.

Could not be further from the truth.

this is my first time in /brit/ and I am looking forward to partaking in enriching discussion about British culture in a safe, welcoming environment

An excellent addition.

they "all" thought that did they?

first found it probably around 2007/8 but never became a regular poster until a year ago after reading through the top posts on r/Cred Forums

wish I was lieing but it's all true

can't remember if I double dosed on etiz
having trouble walking so it's probable

quite disconcerting that I don't remember taking it twice
time for a t-break maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=NiNQslJ9OYE

never reply to me again you minuscule little tardigrade

youtube.com/watch?v=Fbv7kqaPSfw

really like videos like this

am I autistic

sent the gf some snacks

hahaha mate honestly

wouldn't mind either tbqh x

never been in a fight before

such cancer

yes dad

Free wales.

Guess what lads!

damn, cooney is actually hot with a little meat on her bones

what kind of plane takes 52:08 minutes to get from london to new york?

well if you're in memecity then i'll keep my eyes open for you hahaha

She looks like a blow up doll

it only takes an hour to fly from london to NYC?

gf just sent me this

Who is this matress actress

i am haha x

nah it's weird to commit so early. you will both try and do the bf/gf thing and it will come across forced as fuck because you're just going through the motions you expect to rather than doing it naturally. i could see prospective relationships failing because you both commit early, it feels awkward and forced and you mistake that for lack of chemistry.

sent her the drinks request
fucked up the emojis though

my roadman coursemate is trying to convince me that beethoven was black

WTF is wrong with Hillary's face?

i.4cdn.org/pol/1475188194468.webm

small world innit

Pizza for breakfast

there's only one explanation for this

haha sounds good m8 i'll keep an eye out for a group of lads, one of whom has a gimmick going

the thing is she's the one that brought it up then went back on it
things are going alright tbqh don't really know why I asked this other girl out

oh no did I invade your safe space to post cartoon drawings of underage japanese schoolgirls?

woopsy silly me x

s-sauce

honestly just wish these australian normies would fuck off to bed

wish you'd finally go through with the plan to top yourself

mate I go to bed at 6 am I'll be gf posting for another 7 hours

nah shopping around is good imo. if you do it and you like the other girl, you'll realise pretty quick that you like her so it serves as a good epiphany situation. plus you might get benis in bagina :DD

my secret gimmick will be improperly using the phrase 'when in rome'

so if you catch that give us the nod

city or valley m8?

>living on GMT hours
awww how cute

I need help lads what does this symbol mean

aussie jfs really need to fuck off

showed the gf this post and she let out a sigh

The fucking state

Rorkes HATE this:

valley m8

fuck the city hahaha never enjoyed the city before. it's always full of married 30 year olds who dance with us to try and be the wild bunch of their book clubs.

wbu my son in rome

me

ah yes

"fashion"

do these girls ever buy those clothes or just dress up, photo then put them bacl?

Wasp runt was flying around my feet

Have the little shit a piece of mind

bump