/brit/

basically meme but with green eyes and a beard

Not to worry, I've been on a flight when I was 5 years old and yet everything was fine.

Bus is nearly 5 minutes late

Might give the driver a piece of my mind

going to have a poo and a shower and then come back and see if she want to go to drinks
tata lads x

self brain surgery isn't a good idea

is this supposed to be bad on purpose?

>having a gf

Normie twat

Me last night

Poodeau

fuck off

>basically meme

jog along please bitter brit boy before I knock you to sleep

Bus is officially 6 minutes late

Going to give this driver a stern talking to

Just love Stephen Fry. Yeah, a bit shitty he got himself a 20+ year old, but what you gonna do? Nobody is judging those French or Italians with young wives.

just sent this to the gf

didnt read this

>get on tube to heathrow
>enter terminal
>walk to check in desk
>hand over passport
>make small talk
>receive boarding pass
>go through security
>go to airline lounge
>drink eight screwdrivers
>stumble on to plane
>drink eight more screwdrivers
>pass out for duration of flight
>wake up and leave

t. business class billionaire with platinum cards for both emirates and qatar

haha did drugs did ya mate? wahey wahey on a Thursday night instead of the weekend wahey WaHeY felt like telling strangers on the internet hmm WAHEY wahey

wa hey wa hey
wahey

UR FIT BUT DONT U KNO IT

Bus is NEARLY 10 minutes late!

Going to kill this fuck

Don't know about football but even I know Benzema is a player not a word.

Is this from ladbible?

cringe

Ah yes, Mr. Robot is just linux terminal commands narrated. wtf.

Stop banging on about your bloody bus

don't like this leaf busposting gimmick

Is No Man's Sky any good, you hideous cunts?

Normans rooooo

yes
currently paying the price for doing that

vid of you throwing money down the drain as proof

I just LOVE the busposting.
*kisses canadian on the cheek cheeckily*

Officially 10 minutes late

yeah it's the best game of the 21st century

go and buy it right now at full price the developers deserve every penny they get

Theresa Poo

>I hacked your entire network using tor nodes to mask my identity
absolutely dreadful programme

*metasploits you*

try independence war 2.

donny cares

GOING TO KILL THIS FUCKING DRIVER

shut the fuck up

it's like they always say m8

you wait for one bus and then 2 turn up at once

How about I try your mum's smelly moist pussy?

really want hair like mlilo
im straight btw

>The gay gyspy is back
>He still thinks we're shocked and outraged by benders so he spams gay shit

kill yourself

want to start an underground conservative youth group to counter lefty protests tbf lads

>having this many chong images saved on your phone

get dropbox m8 you can access your Cred Forums files on any device from anywhere via the cloud

GOT ON THE BUS THAT TAKES LONG AS FUCK TO GET THERE

THE EXPRESS JUST DIDNT SHOW UP

no you're not
you'll be like
hi, good norning, thank you and smile

>he remembers a gay gypsy posting on the independent-Taiwan Algorithmica submission page after months' long absence

shouldve got the earlier bus mate
no excuse really

>Get on the bus
>Sit at the back and open Grindr
>Notice two of the lads on there are also on the bus
Ah yes

She's almost 60 man. Leave her alone.

can't stop farting

Vocaroo one

Cred Forums would improve significantly if phone posters were banned

correct

me on the right

vile

me in the mirror pouring drinks

cheeky nandos?

the gf

A while back Moot revealed that something like 8% of all shitposts on Cred Forums were from a single guy in Chicago posting from his phone.

Going to walk in 13 minutes late ffs hate buses

FANCY SOME SWARTHY LITHUANIAN BEAVER, LADS?

me on the left

>mirror
dumb yank poster

Runts in their fucking runt den
Imagine the squealing and oinking

This desu

This desu

Source?

Do you ever do things just by yourself? Like go to the cinema, go to the pub, go to a restaurant?

he got a psp

This desu

All me tbqh

Doing a poo

yes, i haven have sex by myself

This desu

me

it's a reflective window
who cares

yes

'Please like me' Aussie show, 4th series coming up November. Please buy it or watch it legally to support the peeps.

it's just a window

laaaaads

Dont think those clothes are for blokes

waiting for a DPD delivery

can track the driver in realtime pretty good

someone should tell tim a out this

Sissy
Brit
Bois

guys I have almonds and their tasty but how do i activate them?

DPD is the goat service

go mug him for your parcel mate

So cute

uuuuuuuuuu

WHAT ABOUT SOME CHINNY WABS BEAVER, LADS?

Cute lads in long socks drive me wild tbqh

soak them in water for 12 hours

I'm no expert, but I've been thinking very carefully about it and I'm almost certain that 'fsociety' in Mr Robot is directly inspired by the real-life actions of the hacking group known as Anonymous.

ok

weeeeew

Cakeboy

you're a small guy

ten you

>chinny wabs

Hmmmm...

forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1086457

but i'm hungry now and i ate most of them

...

I am the Romanian gayer spamming you all.

I love Brits, but you really got to get a balance between my liberal fb feed and killing people in the streets.

Even think my bf is a racist a little bit.

Immigration has nothing to do with 'people taking over', it's just the laws that have been implemented for decades, and only changed recently due to your demand.

Why would I go to a country now that treats me like shit every time I open my mouth?

nice onion bedsheets, you fucking frog

fuck off rasheed

Lewis is a cuck, lol xDDDDd

is that a bra?

hnnnnnngg

bet this bloke is too afraid to show his extremely unpassable face

Go home if you don't like it sweetie :) x

none of them are me

can anyone recommend me some good projectors?

Assumed they weren't desu

this guy

WANNA TRY SOME FUCKING ALBINO BEAVER, LADS??????????????????????????

nice bulge

It's just a comment.
Just tired about people complaining about foreigners.
Yes, there are foreigners, but most of us are legally here.

i am not trying to convince people on Cred Forums i look like a woman though
sorry i've offended you

...

...

What is more good to learn: British or American English?

>most of us are legally here.
Still foreign though

GET OUT

Romanian English. Give Moldova back.

Got really bad diarrhea lads and my arse is actually raw and bleeding from wiping so much. Crying at the thought of doing another poo and needing to wipe it. I really don't enjoy the concept of having bad diarrhea that causes anal bleeding from wiping too much.

can I find cute sissy boys on grindr or is it all sweaty 30 year old balding jocks with dickpicks and ab selfies?

youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI

Benders should be erradicated

Use 'better' instead of 'more good'. Then, learn British English because American English is a disgusting bastardisation.

second one

youtube.com/watch?v=OO2fKwaCo2k

You're fucking mad. I'm not going to abandon my life here just because Rorkes want me out.

Literally the bf got asked if I speak English.
No, of course not, I just publish in English, speak in English, and talk to Cat in English. If you don't want me in your country, you can all fuck off.

HIV does the trick

im not bent :^)

The fucking state of this

i.4cdn.org/pol/1475188194468.webm

>If you don't want me in your country, you can all fuck off.

How does that work? You want us to go to Romania?

...

depressing
macho men really turn me off

kill me pete

Had a half day today so took the bus home at lunch time. The bus was FULL of unemployed Africans. There were a couple of Eastern Euro birds darted about but I was the only white man on board. Why don't these Africans get jobs?

Oh thank goodness, PLEASE KILL ME PETE

test

would you hire them?

mate that's not how it works
you don't go into a club and then tell everyone else in the club to leave
take your degeneracy back to whatever shithole you came from

Either become an Englishman or fuck off Pavel

the white man be keepin them down

that would be cultural appropriation

Done a think to this

noelle easton
no need to thank me

> Use 'better' instead of 'more good'.
Can I use the first variant or it's unacceptable?

I can tell it's the same webm because it's from Cred Forums you fucking mong

Good point

Bad point

Youve tricked me 3 times into clicking this now
Not best pleased

I don't think 'more good' is technically incorrect, but literally no native English speaker would use a sentence construction like that.

>unemployed
how could you tell?

>gays

if you're in scotland I can help you out :3

you just know he sexually abused her as a child
probably still does
he probably gets really jealous seeing her with other guys
she probably intentionally makes him jealous because it turns her on
it turns him on
she probably enjoys it
probably has a daddy fetish
probably calls other guys daddy when she's fucking them
probably acts really submissive

What's Oxford like lads? Good place to live or no? Currently applying for a job at the uni.

got offered a job today lads and i accepted

my wageslavery begins next week. feels bad

>How does that work? You want us to go to Romania?
Eh no? I was referring to you all 4chaners.

Not my point.

Passed the Life in the UK test, just don't have £1000 to apply for citizenship.

playing on a /vp/ pixelmon server lads
feeling very autistic

Thanks.
May you advice any serial or film with perfect English to me?
I watched Peaky blinders but it has such a weird pronunciation.

Hope you're not a 14 year old schoolgirl

Dont forget to set your alarm

LADS
she's agreed to drinks waheeeeeey
now to navigate the proto-gf

imagine being Australian lads

>tfw flashbacks to when I was last employed to being in bed at 5:30 with my alarm going off, knowing it was a freezing cold january morning outside and I had to be out the door in 15 minutes

please no

wouldn't mind it tbqh

that internet speed though

Because it was the middle of the day and they were all poorly dressed and scruffy looking, and not like manual labour scruffy either, they were clearly in casual clothing. Also you JUST KNOW

Man up, you fanny.

Being a NEET is pathetic, council estate, chav-tier.

yeh sounds good desu

>tfw flashbacks to cold nights in the trap

I know, that's why I went for this job. I need money to travel again

but man those winter mornings... it's tough

morning lads

>Being a NEET is pathetic, council estate, chav-tier.

try again

Is that what you say to yourself to try and mask the pain of being a wagie?

good evening

yeah i like barbeques. reckon i'd give surfing a go too. they give you a sausage when you vote, sounds alri

...

Good evening, m8

I don't know really, things like Sherlock tend to be very popular overseas and I think they have fairly typical English accents. Characters in Peaky Blinders are meant to have Birmingham (brummy) accents, but most of them are shit actors and have pretty terrible accents, which is why they might sound very weird.

t. unironically live near Birmingham

I know you get what I'm saying, you get me?

>tfw i didn't die peacefully in my sleep tonight

Well... another day alive i guess

>inb4: WOW TYPICAL ANIME PAKI DEFENDING NEETS

morning mate

>Passed the Life in the UK test

wow you must be basically pic related

come again?

>tfw never fucked a girl with a hairless arsehole

WOW TYPICAL ANIME PAKI DEFENDING NEETS

lads
youtube.com/watch?v=tMcHnONkv7s some bloke fucked up some shit in an apple store with a petanque ball
absolutely creasing

no one wants you here you gypo fuck

do one

>ANIME PAKI
This makes no sense

for what purpose

>mums kitchen

spells ordered for the week

he wanted a refund and he didn't got it apparently or something like that
the part after he fucks shit it up is quite funny though

>low intelligence nonces who don't know how to integrate with regular British society
Can't tell which ones I'm describing, can you?

Id have punched that nu males head clean off

ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!
ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!
ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!
ASIANS OUT!

a window of the reflective variety

Lads the past few days in a row I've texted her first, roughly about afternoon and evening time.

It is now 15:19 and she hasn't texted yet so do I shoot first?

really gets the neurons firing

But now he's going to have to pay for every single phone he smashed
Quite stupid even for a runt

text her

"give us a look of ur fanny"

what about South Asians?

Worried that might make me look like a bender

think I might just not tell the proto-gf about my date

do what this lad said. The relationship has been building it up and it's Friday night. Go for it

fuck the chinks out

overclocked the cpu and now posts load 22% faster

naw m8, I have no issue with them. good people infact. those asians gotta go though.

that is a nice cat

just made a cup of tea

The weather was too depressing today.

Эээ, нa эфэcбaч пиздyйтe!

England has nice weather 2bqh

Very comfy

that's a very Russian picture

Russia looks just like England.

I've literally never seen a picture of any Russian city that didn't look hugely depressing 2bh. I can understand why everyone drinks until they're dead at 50

who would win in a fight?

michael bisping in his prime vs. conor mcgregor?

Anglo-Russian kingdom when?

Each new language I learn is an adventure

McGregor has memes.

Ктo вы-тo? Я тyт oдин нaхyй!
Teм бoлee я нe cижy в этoй пoмoйкe, я cижy в этoй пoмoйкe.

St Petersburg is quite nice

Hy, пpинимaй пoпoлнeниe, хyлe.

*throws a cannon ball at your face*

When putin marrys the queen

thanks that's me

WANT SOME NICOLEHITMAN B/G BEAVER, LADS?????????????????????????????????

who dat?

pretty

but could he take bisping? I reckon he could. seems like the irish are just tougher in general than the english.

she's busy Sunday night but maybe Sunday during the day
but I think I'll be with the proto-gf then
hmm the trials and tribulations of a normie

Literally says who it is.

If these walls could talk

my walls are covered in coffee stains and dents from the previous residents who would constantly fight

Our working-class folk look the same too
Except with less adidas and more burberry

why is thread so dead

you're a cat?

>tfw live in a mansion with my rich parents

Post some flicks old chap

lads tomorrow is October

October 2016

>McDonald’s is a global brand and offers great opportunities; if you join us, what do you hope to add to our team?
What do I say lads

dickcheese

First Harambe
Then the girl I was seeing dumps me
Now Rosetta space probe

2016 confirmed worst year this decade

>I-I'm a team p-player

do i get free big macs

soon my birthday haha

yeh

Can't wait for Italo Disco to make a comeback desu
youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

If you are a republican before 30, you have no heart.
If you are a democrat after 30, you have no brain.

How is /gf2016/ going for everyone else? not long left now lads

I finally completed gf2016 last month

business idea: get drunk instead of studying

I completed it in September 2007 haha

I'm a tory what does that make me?

life is like a roll of toilet paper

you either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole

Fascist scum

intelligent

should I know who she is though?

if you have ever diverted from radical centrism at any point in your life you are a runt

>It's a siblings and parents disparage me because they think I can't hear episode

I'm just ahead of the curve

Bloody racist

two hands and a brain

a nihilist with a wicked sense of humour

got some pizza rolls in the oven lads

i really don't understand why Blair decided to join the war in iraq

I see we have a gentleman of taste here

youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU

tun

haha nice mate i've got one

life is like a box of chocolates

you never know what you're gonna get

I don't get it
You're getting chocolate

Unofficial Empire

scots > welsh > irish > (((asians))) > brits

CHHOOOON LIDS

youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM

yihoo

true i don't know what mamma was talking about

Dumb bitch lol

Go bully a JF in another general.

lol yeah

on it m8

muslims

yes please

I like this ed

My cat is a superman

child rapists and homo slayers

what year did you first use the internet lads

*kills the mandem*

>(3.71 MB, 4208x3120)
Shan't be opening this at any point today

Finished my McDonalds application lads :)

1975

Fucking hate group projects

Oh yeah let's group a bunch of arogant students together and see what they shit out of their mouthes

Lol, you remind me

life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last very long for fatties

youtube.com/watch?v=5pjKjncwFBw choon

*revives the mandem*

Cute post I won't lie :)

ah yes thank you very much jewpert murdoch for this fine nbn

Looking for some new memes.

I've just gone and done a new lads

What is the bumplimit on Cred Forums?

New:

The normies are making Uni insufferable. Should have went for something to do with computers probably.

New again: