/brit/

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yizdish

Worst girl.

should I watch girls und panzer?

>tfw the gf tells me she loves me
>I say "I know" instead of "I love you too" because I'm not gay or anything

now she's upset with me
what did I do wrong lads

I'm getting drunk now but only cos I got nothing to do

here's one

do it, its a great show tbqh

Up the IRA
Up the mandem
The UK is a racist state and must be destroyed

batter her with a broom stick and see if she tries that shit again

>tfw no cute slightly inbred brit bf

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>celebrating bomber command destroying gems of european culture for the sake of impressing joseph stalin

Yes

handed in a terrible essay lads haha its not like it's 10% of my final mark or anything

haha

haha

Ah yes the first years are posting about how tough uni is again.

>european culture

Fuck the continentals. Just because they're white doesn't make them any better than savages lad.

really makes you think

news.sky.com/story/us-newspapers-break-with-tradition-to-condemn-dangerous-demagogue-donald-trump-10599438

Got a two hundred word essay due for Monday and I'm absolutely bricking it

nice you absolute cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=kdlRmWd_R7A

haha

>her majesty holding a baseball bat
FOY

september hasn't even ended m8 why do you have work haha

boards you browse
>Cred Forums
>/his/
>/lit/
>Cred Forums
>/o/
>sometimes Cred Forums

load it up right now

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All 8 large US media companies are Jewish-owned

Got an assignment due Monday I don't know how to do since I didn't pay my dues and go to class dudes

thanks

this desu

Cred Forums
/an/
/out/
/k/
/tg/
/gif/

help me out lads, what's she on about?

>US newspapers break with tradition to condemn 'dangerous demagogue' Donald Trump

What the fuck is Sky on about
That's ALL the media has been doing since Trump entered politics

should've gone to class then

/ck/, /diy/, /ic/, /lit/, /n/, /p/, Cred Forums, /trv/
don't really go on Cred Forums much if it's not for /brit/ tbH

yank for keepy-ups

Germans were the ones that started bombing civilian cities desu and look what happened, places like London were forever changed from a city of beautiful centuries-old buildings into a concrete shithole
Fuck them

>sometimes Cred Forums
fuck off racist

tell her you want her to hack on your sack

Cred Forums
/tg/
/r9k//britfeel/
Cred Forums
/wsg/
Cred Forums
/ck/
/o/

>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>/wsg/
>/vg/

sometimes /gif/ if i want to have a wank

i thought sky was pretty neutral and unbiased until they spent 45 straight minutes talking shit about trump and his supporters on a panel talk show

keepy-uppies but with a bean bag

the gf

why don't they just call it keepy ups
confused as to why yanks have to have special names for things
fuck off yanks

gotta love /lit/ btw lads

>open it
>first thread is "is existence real?"
truly a mindboggling board

slapper

with jews you lose

¡HILO NEWFAGILO!

>No
>No

You type like an absolute cunt

Would block you within seconds

>teeth look really white and healthy in some lighting and nasty and yellow in others

juicy bits

The only people that don't bash Trump are the Daily Mail and Express which are right-wing tabloids

last years essay

Ah yes, let me just fire up the time machine you useless cunt

>getting drunk alone
never really understood this meme. it's more depressing than it is a coping mechanism for depression

totally a valid subject in philosophy though

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daily mail is quality journalism

She loves me fuck off

/int
/lit
When I want to masturbate, I browse /b

>Alan, I love you
>Thanks!

sky is a right wing shithole and even they bash trump haha

Sad!

>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
occasionally /fa/ and /lit/
Cred Forums and /r9k/ if I'm feeling particularly autismic

>hmm, what can I wear to look like a basic bitch turbo normie

that obnoxious black girl on sky who wears too much makeup and a wig is irritating as fuck. she unironically thinks democracy is stupid and the british people are don't know what's good for them.

So is Trump's daughter

...

It's good sometimes

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3613682/RIP-Britain-academic-objectivity-Oxford-Professor-DAVID-COLEMAN-one-country-s-population-experts-says-white-Britons-minority-late-2060s-sooner-current-immigration-trends-continue.html

fuck off she's cute

aha!

did you tell her you werent gay thats why you didnt say it?

youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I

Walking beside chink exchange students

What should I say

>Cred Forums
>/his/
>/n/
>/s4s/
>/fit/
>/fa/

>/n/

bruh...

Cred Forums
Cred Forums
>when I'm masturbating
/gif/
/s/

>that obnoxious black girl on sky who wears too much makeup and a wig is irritating as fuck

Which one? There was some Yank wog "poet" or whatever the fuck on Question time yesterday saying she doesn't know anything about politics but "we wuz all immigrantz n shieeet you need mass immigration coz old people lol"

life is ruff lads

Nihao

big fan of trains and buses and shit ngl

bad post

You know how Cred Forums attracts all the nonces?

Apparently this /lgbt/ board attracts all the benders

oh :[

Bit weird
*goes there*

hmm I wonder why

>big fan of trains and buses and shit ngl

youtu.be/IPGPsgDTW6k

id say there are more nonces on /jp/ and Cred Forums

this girl. she was saying you guys should ignore the referendum and remain in the EU

she spent a good 30 minutes calling trump and his supporters immoral retards

you can tell she isn't well liked by the rest of the panel

atleast they're on our side of the culture war

>cold weather is here
>the slags are putting away the sexy little outfits away for another year

Bit sad

/jp/ and Cred Forums nonces are into animated girls, those on Cred Forums like real life ones

youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

When I'm lonely my English is very well, but If I talk IRL:
>so, it's that, well, you know, I'm, I mean you're eeeeh

>big fan of trains and buses and shit ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=gyYFeHOvAv4

all the anime boards are full of nonces
anime is just a front for pedos

>Hitler - Never Despair V2

>sky get a stupid lefty as a punching bag
>"just happens" to be black
ah yes
murdoch framing things again

This Cred Forums board attracts people who like sports. Bit of a weird coincidence

>If

The 'i' in 'if' isn't capitalised you fucking bender
Kill yourself

panser x)
youtube.com/watch?v=L8vFGQ0uJQc

I enjoyed this post

Didn't she present some conspiracy theory show in Burgerland

no bully please
trains are COOL

"well" is for verbs
"good" is for nouns

Uncle writes for the DM and he's an actual secret Nazi

I'm 99% sure most of their writers are as well.

It's always hilarious when they write about political correctness gone mad when they are all actually racist as fuck, just not publically.

Bit awkward if I see Nora around after last night

He's trying he best mate.

Besides, he speaks better English than most Americans to be quite honest.

the Cred Forums board attracts a bunch of twats. hmmm bit weird

All because of t9, mate, I'm sorry

reminder to the aussie to dump his emotionally abusive cunt gf

Hello comrades, I am from Rusha

Think it's just a new gimmick tbf

Good post

Does he write a lot?

> "well" is for verbs
> "good" is for nouns
I've wrote so, because I'm not lonely at the moment))))))))))))

>comparing the eternal shithole london with german architecture
it didnt look well in the first place. But the right amount influence as the capital of the british empire and a big cultue saved it somehow.

The Yoga 710 dream is dead...

>star wars

Gonna go home and nap

You?

yanks speak good English usually
Its English people and Scots that speak bad English

Might make a cheese toastie

A real shame one of his bombs never landed on your grandparents.

good wasnt a very good gimmcik

Might shag a cheeky roastie

He's not a regular columnist but they call him in occasionally to go full rorke on some lefties. Only found out he was a literal Nazi when I went looking in his bookcase once, he's proper good at pretending to be a harmless old Tory.

youtube.com/watch?v=VD0fUz4rmQg

London actually has beautiful architecture everywhere you go
its just the immigrants that ruin it

Nah
Think she knows

In 2012, 40% of Americans didn't vote

That's 93 million people not choosing who they want as their leader

is there ANYTHING more erotic than the warm feeling of sliding your throbbing member into the wet sheath of a hot blooded woman

London really is a wonderful place.

The people completely ruin it however

im not voting

Sliding it into the moist bumhole of a fit bloke

London is fucking fantastic

Literally best place in the world as long as you avoid the shit outer parts

>t9

I know not aught of what thee hath speaketh unto me

So where do you stand on the AQ?

Democracy is a bad joke

It was never a gimmick
That runt just had to show up here

Bet those 93 million people still complain about the outcome tho

why not

*caress your soft cheek with the outside of my hand, while carefully looking into your eyes*

If any of you lads want to visit toronto, you're welcome to stay at my place x

Is the Boston accent weird because of the Irish?

oh COME OFF IT will you? sheesh!

>London is fucking fantastic

>Literally best place in the world as long as you avoid the shit outer parts

youtube.com/watch?v=OjOoHkjWyT8

their choice was either fuck anyone bar the rich man and a nigger
I'd have a hard time choosing who to vote too

i'd like to visit some day

too bad i'm poor

>tfw live in the shite outer parts

Reminds me of remoaners 2bqh

Statistically, this poster is not white.

it'll be much higher this time around

bigly

Sounds like he's more like to COME ON IT hahaha
*looks around*
hahaha
*realises the bender isn't laughing*
ha ha... hmm
*clears throat*

George Bush doesn't care about black people

Statistically, there is VERY little chance this poster is white.

Didn't vote in the election but Trudeau won anyways so it didn't matter hehe

>mfw every party in ireland is left-wing and pro mass immigration

>the year 2000 is to us what the year 1984 was to people in the year 2000

fucking HELL lads

London is literally whiter than Birmingham hahahahah

What did you say? I'm not so good in the English language.

my vote doesnt matter

how do so many immigrants manage to afford living in London

Class 390

>tfw no bf

11 years later and stuff like this still gets tons of views
youtube.com/watch?v=mPkPJUSQNMk

he said

"U wot m8?"

I do not know what 't9' is

Did you honestly think anyone else would find that amusing?
>we're now closer to 2050 than 1990

because they live in greater london, which basically isn't london but the outskirts of it
they have to take the train for 1h to reach central london

Girl feet are so cute lads can't contain my dick

never get these desu.

>16 years ago 16 years ago was 16 years ago!!

>mfw

bit gay

They live in shithole house shares with other smelly pakis and tiny broom cupboards like all Londoners who aren't oligarchs.

>political system where it benefits one party to import millions of voters who breed at an exponential rate

Ahh yes, democracy, very impressive

>gta 5 was announced 3 years after gta 4
>rockstar has done jack shit 3 years after gta 5
hmm
well then

Because they live in council housing which is extremely cheap, or the outskirts

youtube.com/user/UnitedGamerz4545/videos?sort=p&flow=grid&view=0

This guy is the biggest GTA clickbaiter

Nah statistically im not white, majority of my borough is Paki.

Three mosques within ten minutes walk from my house haha

Russia is accusing the US of protecting al-Qaedas affiliate in Syria formally known as al-Nusra

Everything in this post is completely wrong

Stop posting l'retard

>Only the nice parts count as real London!
If you do that then Birmingham is our biggest city

killary will let tens of millions of moozlim """""""refugees""""""" into my country

genuinely scared twobh

Becauae they live in shitty little flats above shops in Hackney or Lewisham

youtube.com/watch?v=95YdE89nTgI

everything he posts is wrong. French "lad" is constantly getting proven wrong in these threads.

I just ignore his posts now because i think they all might be bait. One of the dumbest posters on Cred Forums

true but there aren't any moderate groups left in Syria since like 2013

its ISIS-lite vs Kurds/Gov vs ISIS

Thinking about booting my gf in her pussy because I don't blood on my dick.

good idea?

republicans could have stopped immigration years ago but they're all in the pockets of big businesses too
their own fault really

just vote trump and hope for the best

>London

>that map

Its like looking into the future once the Pakis hit 30%

Up the ACA

Some lad i know is literally getting wifes sonned haha pathetic twat

Will people judge you for eating at a restaurant alone

already have but sadly in live in a state that will go blue no matter what

Where the fuck are all these refugees that are coming into the us? I literally only have ever in my life seen mexicans, blacks, whites, and chinks out west.

have NEVER seen someone from an arabic country in my life.

>tens of millions
hahahaha what?

Government isn't moderate either lad, you'd do well to remember that.

no

The rebels are isis youtube.com/watch?v=BJPOtPl-0NI

patrician Class

my mate did. with twins.

she wants to start a war in iran

are they black

Save your books and your pills, I don't need them I'm there.

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whats' more pathetic
eating alone at McDonalds
or eating alone in a high-end restaurant?

oh for FUCK'S SAKE!!!

>tfw guy at my new job mentioned his wifes son and I smiled way too much

He's probably chatting all kinds of shite about me now.

this desu

Munchin on prawn cocktail crisps lads

Walking is an odd movement if you really think about it

neither

>Russian accent

Yes, very objective propaganda you got there m8

>i look at the twins as though they're my own

High end restaurant. Loads of people go into Maccies on their own for a quick bite to eat

Correct

>tfw /n/igger and proud

Friendly reminder that the railways and train spotting are British culture. The steam engine and locomotive birthed the industrial revolution.

umm

does she?

>as if they were my own

>I do cardio

fun fact: these are often placed around important buildings/stadiums to prevent truck attacks

just because you aren't social aware doesn't mean it isn't a little pathetic

California is literally all illegal spics illegally voting for the Democrats to bring even more Spics in

Bit like the Pakis in Tower Hamlets committing postal voting fraud haha

I know a bloke who has raised another blokes kid with his gf but they also have kids of their own and he seems really happy aha so who the fuck knows

decided to go walking an hour every other day to lose some weight
but fucking hell my thighs are chafing together like no tomorrow lads

business idea:
sell them to france

i.4cdn.org/pol/1475238399355.webm

Love it she gets naked

yeah tbf shes really fit as well, so maybe its a better life than ill have

Iceland is not Niceland

Government is the legitimate authority and trying to defend the country from Islamist lunatics.

As user said, it's Assad vs. Islamists vs. Kurds.

There are no moderates.

if I go alone to grab something to eat at macdonalds/whatever I take eat so I can eat it outside
high end restaurants though. im paying for good food not for some mongs to judge me because I'm sitting by myself lmao

Yes it has fucking fantastic places. But when 90% of city is literally trash or so far from the center its hard to count it as a part of the city anymore, you cant say it is wonderful.

Sorry, lad xox

fucking dealer finally came through

tgif haha

>trash
FOY

>90% of city is literally trash
Hm no lol

Just stop posting you fucking idiot

Marvellous banter and I'd expect nothing less from you.

how many times you gonna post that pic you found on the internet m8?

Can't say I'm a big fan of icelad

Your country is rubbish you 'orrible little German now sod off.

>butthurt londoner
the kraut is right and you know it rasheed

Sexual tension between the Chad and qt in front of me is so thick I could cut it with a knife

Normies

*shudders*

Far too many JFs in this thread

LOOK AT THE RECORD OVER THE LAST WEEK, THEY MET WITH THE UNIONS AND GAVE THEM FLYING PICKETS. THEY MET WITH THE ARGENTINIANS AND THEY GAVE THEM THE FALKLAND ISLANDS. THEY MET WITH A BUNCH OF MIGRANTS IN CALAIS THEY SAID THEY COULD ALL COME TO BRITAIN. THE ONLY PEOPLE THEY NEVER STAND UP FOR ARE THE BRITISH PEOPLE AND HARD-WORKING TAX-PAYERS!

If everyone was like me we would have world peace.

show me where i found it? because i fucking didnt retard

other 10% not have enough mosques for you?

>But when 90% of city is literally trash
try 100%

tell me about your beautiful suburban areas user.

ah yes very intimidating

Some autist is breathing heavily, muttering "n-normie" behind me

Ffs he's scaring off the slag I'm trying to pull

Yes but anyone who supports the Assad regime is retarded as well.

With Bashar in power, the war will not end. With the rebels in power, Syria will collapse into chaos. With the Kurds getting what they want, sectarian tensions will never go down.

Only way to end it is if Bashar is either killed or steps down and the Assad regime is no longer in power after 46 years. Then a new government with fair representation (aka not majority Alawite) has to be put in power.

Spectre is one of the most subliminally woke movies I've ever seen lads

I have seen the light

Save your books and your pills, I don't need them I'm there.

Busybodies like this need heeming

so whats the deal with this duerte fellow

>legitimate authority
>headed by a clown with zero personal power
>"regime controlled areas" are actually run by local militias who don't give a toss what the government says
>majority of country in open revolt
>"Parliament" is a literal grouping of warlords being rewarded for their loyalty to the "state"
>remnants of regime apparatus propped up by Iran, Hezbollah and Russia

My left bollock is a more legitimate authority m8

then why the fuck do you keep posting the same pic everyday? here's an idea, take a new pic of your meth pipe and vial of whatever that is with a timestamp and post it. that'll shut me up.

Kick her in the cunt for me lad

dr pavel im cia you dont get to bring friends they are not my friends he didnt fly so good perhaps one would wonder why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane bane? youre a big guy for you

Fuck up moron

>its about 90% white
statistically you are wrong

How can anyone not believe in God when milk exists?

An unironic retard 2bh

HEIL ASSAD

The flip media called him Hitlers cousin and he said "nah actually m8 I'm Hitler himseld. He killed 3 million jews and I will kill 3 million druggies"

Guy is a complete nut

I can say it's about a 90% chance you're not white

>With Bashar in power, the war will not end.
Not true. If he falls, the regime falls and the rebels take control. To stop the war, you have to stop the outside support for rebels from Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Qatar, America etc.

Without outside help, the war would be over in weeks.

None of that changes the fact that the Government is the only legitimate authority in the country. Also, most of the population support the regime.

that thought has brought me many sleepless nights

Statistically I'm right

The city is literally 90% white. The poor areas take the statistics right out of proportion

>London is great except for the majority of London

Pillock

He's like if the OG IRA became president of a country.

London is a 2016 Mercedes E-Class
The rest of the country is a shitty Nissan Micra from 2004

That is the best analogy I can give

>50% is a majority
ah yes

>HEIL ASSAD

>People just now talking about Duerte

Retards

*walks into /brit/*
*clobbers you all*

Now your face is like your heart, ugly.

*flicks hair*
*leaves*

spectre is a fucking garbage bond movie
>le epic gritty realism
>le cinematography >>>>>>>> everything else
daniel craigs bond sucks a big dick

lads
lads

reason Spectre is woke:

>new British MI6 building built by 'corporate interests' ((((EU))))
>Bond smashes a wall in hotel room in Tangiers that has the Star of David cast on it as a shadow (he literally punches the star)
>inside is weapons and intelligence, CIA-esque
>the enemy assassin is some huge fucking Arab
>South Africa votes no to a 'new world intelligence order' and succumbs to terrorist bombing, thus changing it's vote

woke

no one on the corner have banter like us

They're specifically talking about the comments he made less than 5 hours ago, you absolute spacker.

talk Duerte to me

Gonna go 'cap a dealer brb

hes been making similar comments for months

hahaha here is where you are wrong

1. you're wrong
2. fuck off

>the fact the Syrian state does not exist in any meaningful form doesn't change the fact that it is a legitimate authority

Pull your head out your arse m8

They're SPECIFICALLY talking about the comments he made less than 5 hours ago, you ABSOLUTE SPACKER.

yeah that's what I though faggot.

ANGLO BUNDA
HNNNNGG

leave this thread racists

>lads
>lads

>reason Spectre is woke:

>>new British MI6 building built by 'corporate interests' ((((EU))))
>>Bond smashes a wall in hotel room in Tangiers that has the Star of David cast on it as a shadow (he literally punches the star)
>>inside is weapons and intelligence, CIA-esque
>>the enemy assassin is some huge fucking Arab
>>South Africa votes no to a 'new world intelligence order' and succumbs to terrorist bombing, thus changing it's vote

>woke

is that cunt tim evicted yet?

howling at the stuff duerte said when the vatican christian lad came to his country

have no idea what duerte is to be honest

i NEED to kiss their thighs lads

NEED it I say

He's made those exact comments months ago.

fuck off yank

>the Syrian state does not exist in any meaningful form
Ah yes so we should undermine what's left even more to help build the glorious caliphate.

Syria was absolutely fine and stable until the country got flooded by Jihadis in 2011.

You can do anything you want to, all you've gotta do is try.

Syria is a proxy war

Assad= north Vietnam
rebels/Isis/nusra/Kurds= south Vietnam

prove me wrong you pale fucking nerd before I deck you into oblivion

Provide evidence or fuck off, you utter mong.

FOY yourself dude

>he thinks an insurgency won't continue for decades

Take a quick look at Gaza m8. Now imagine that, but 100 times bigger and with multiple urban centres, oil production, farmland, hydroelectric plants. That is what Assad is going to be dealing with once the war is over. Plus they'll be supplied by every single Arab state forever, because Assad is a fucking minority Shia nobody.

Assad will never control his country again.

new

>lumping in Kurds with rebels/ISIS

Spotted the Turk

I'm on my phone but its in an economist article i read months ago. cba desu.

either way, i've seen other people mention his name on here the last few days like he's a new thing. sorry you're retarded mate

The vast majority of London is the shitty outer areas you mong

t. Statistically not white

Yeah, that's what I thought you utter fucking mongoloid. Now fuck off yank.

>Not true. If he falls, the regime falls and the rebels take control.

The regime will not fall just because Assad is dead. Russia and Iran will continue their operations and Hezbollah and the other Shia militias will still be in Syria. And the UN won't allow the rebels to be in power, especially as they're so embedded with JFS.
Just because America is against Assad doesn't mean they want the rebels in power you know. War isn't black and white. America wants to get rid of the Assad Ba'athist regime in Syria and intall a pro-America regime like in Iraq, that way they will gain influence in the region.

That is why they are using sahwat against Daesh.

The war will probably end with an official ceasefire and either the UN, America or Russia installing it's own government. But the people of Syria will never let Assad be in power again, he is responsible for the majority of deaths in Syria. Even if the war ends with him in power, it would lead to an insurgency larger than the JTJ and AQI insurgencies in Iraq.

>Also, most of the population support the regime.
This couldn't be less true.

>Take a quick look at Gaza m8
That's a perfect example for illustrating my point. Gaza is rekt from the outside by Israel and Egypt.

Same is true in Syria. Stop the foreign involvement and the regime can control the country.

little kid's and mentally challenged people keep staring at me quite a lot

maybe it's because of their insight into the spirit world and they can sense that something is up with me

statistically you are completely wrong

>The regime will not fall just because Assad is dead.
The regime is built around the Assads and Alawhites. Once he falls, the domino effect happens and everything falls.
>the UN won't allow the rebels to be in power
There's nothing the UN can do. People seize power by force all the time and the UN does nothing. It has no apparatus to act.
>doesn't mean they want the rebels in power
America doesn't want ISIS in power but they're fine with a Salafist state supported by Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Turkey. Salafists are ISIS just without international terrorism so it's the same for the citizens of Syria.
>pro-America regime like in Iraq
It's not really pro-America. They forced America out.
>This couldn't be less true
It really is true. Assad is supported by Syrians in urban areas. He isn't supported by the backward country folk who want Islam.

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