I wish I was born Israeli

I wish I was born Israeli

Why tho?

So I could be one of the Chosen People

judaism is a religion

it isn't a secret club

Anglos are basically European jews.

How do I join? Please tell me

Sick of faggots like you existing desu

Ovbiously, because he is British.

The two "countries" have been sucking each other's cocks for almost 70 years, now..

Some sperm must've landed in an embryo in that time.

>I wish I was born Israeli


this.

Israel is a worse country than the UK in every conceivable way.
If you just wanted to be Jewish, any Reform rabbi will convert you.

Israel is going down I'd much rather be Anglo the true master race who have birthed such people as Isaac Newton.

What's wrong with Israel exactly?

Pretty much this, you pathetic cuck.

Otherwise, grow a pair and become a man and play the hand you were dealt.

Trust me, Jews are legimately nothing special.

They(You know who)'ve run things no different than the Cosa Nostra for the 200 years or so.

>tfw being stinky goy

but its true

why do you want to join? do you want to do it because Cred Forums told you they control the media or do you feel some kind of spiritual connection to their version of God/culture?

Nothing, actuallly.

Israelis are cool, for the most part. They surf a good wave, like any of us

People are cool for the most part,as well.

It's the cultural mentality within it that needs to die, though.

That it's them against the world(Christianity)..

why should a person deal with the hand they're giving instead of convert to a religion they feel spiritually connected with? If you lived in Japanland, and Jesus or Yahweh or whoever came to Earth tomorrow, would you simply "deal with it" because there aren't many abrhamic temples or churches in Japan?

It's actually alright goy.
>being born Jewish AND NOT Israeli
Now that's fucking torture bro.

he just wants to open a thread

Ad matai
Kus emek lisgor shabat ve gam hag

שפיך
איפה אתה משרת

במנהל האזרחי
אני אשכרה נשאר תורן בשביל להיות עציץ עם נשק

תעשה בלאגן?

אין למי כולם בבית... גם ככה אני סוגר חג אחד אז זה ךא רלוונטי

לא נורא גבר
יהיה טוב

>implying a convert would be considered a j*w byt the rest

Israeli on vacation here.
Nothing is really wrong, it's just that almost every other western country does everything at least sightly better.
Most people are cool, but there are still awful mentalities that have no place in western culture. Like the victim playing and the zionist ideals.

oh why is that fucking torture? barely anyone can tell you're jewish anyway. and even if they do anti semitism is pretty much non existant anywhere outside arabic countries lol

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