/brit/

and in the ennnnnnnnd

it doesn't even matterrrrrrr

almost fell for the /eire/ thing again lads

ALMOST

haha

civil law > common law

Class 47

delet

Imagine a Northerner getting on this

fucking train wanker loves his trains

business idea:
trains on roller coaster-like tracks for a more exciting trip

>Sinn Fein accepted £50,000 to let the loyalists march through Ardoyne
Well there's goes Sinn Fein in the next election.

Sibirskaya street

obsession with trains is an extremely common trait in autistic children

Class 90

literally no one gives a shit about your miserable provincial atlantic shithole

Some qt whose name has eluded me

>liking trains isn't enough
>i have to post pictures of trains in /brit/ and let people know otherwise my interest isn't justified

you're worse than gays

why

I've made a considerable error lads

Didn't know Northern Ireland existed till I found Cred Forums

Class 142
This shall build the so-called self-styled Northern "Powerhouse"

You lads have plans for the weekend?

>Salisbury steak is a dish made from a blend of ground beef and other ingredients, which is shaped to resemble a steak

Ah yes. America

Can he ever be stopped?

looooool

Class 08

delet

youtube.com/watch?v=m3rnOyWlFZE
>We work hard, we go to mosque, we pray to Allah five times a day, how much more British can you get?
Howling

sounds very similar to a certain group of people posting a certain type of cartoon

would reply to that screenshot of the text but its posted by an irish """person""" so i wont give him a (you)

thanks for your nothing-post mr anonymous nobody. im sure everyone cares so very much about your nothing-opinion and will change their ways immediately.

lol fucking idiot

autism is far more common in boys, trains are one of the 1st toys they'll get and autistic people have very limited interests

Are you at least going describe or say anything interesting about the trains? Or just spam them?

Class 230
Shall be replacing Built off old Tube trains

ahh yes it's definitely 10:10 in ireland

good post this

fuck anime and kpop

>D78 stock is actually older than the 142s

ah yes

autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains

Class 150
if you want to know some stuff just ask

Funny how many of you virgins act like you would eat ass. Wait until you actually see a normal womans asshole when she hasn't just showered right before and go ahead and stick your tongue in that lmao

why trains though?

why not cars? that's a hobby which is easier to get into

...

>anime and kpop gets spammed 24/7

>one train post
>WTF WTF AUTISM AUTISM AKSJfsdniulgy \ausisuFha AUTISM

question for the trainfags: what are your opinions on sonic

Would you rather we post kpop shite, cartoon frogs and discuss imbecilic yank politics?

Class 221

That's not obviously autistic enough
They're only posting it for the (You)s

t. train autist

Anyone here have big sneezes?

youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ

fucking christ

...

>But the funding tends to go to students half my age with straight-A academic results – not to people like me, who have taken an unusual path to academia. When I was turned down for the last studentship I applied for, I asked why. The decision maker – a professor in my department and the head of a research institute – told me “it all comes down to stellar academic results”.

Arrogant Students: the article

theguardian.com/higher-education-network/2016/sep/30/its-hard-being-a-carer-and-a-phd-student-my-university-couldnt-care-less

>autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains
>Second, trains can be categorized into different models, types, sizes, etc. For some individuals with ASD, the ability to organize objects into categories is very appealing. I’ve had several patients who could share more details than I knew existed about different types of train

>Class 150

howling

alri vidler

please, you are only getting me harder

It's a shit mario clone

Class 70 + Class 66

Train wanker loves his fucking train

>it's a female YouTuber who complains about feminism and women to get male attention episode
Wew

>students are arrogant
t. plumber in his mid 30s

Class 180

>it was a UN country
>conflating countries with the UN
That's like saying the UN fought Vietnam because America is in the UN or the UN fought Ukraine because Russia is in the UN.

You can not conflate the foreign policies of countries with the UN.
>Actually, al-Qaeda are Salafists, not Wahhabists.
This really is nitpicking. And plenty of al-Qaeda are Wahhabists.
>That's when they realized the huge fuck up that was the invasion and when the violence in Iraq had died down to an all time low in 2011, they left.
The violence died when America left. At that point the Shia militias crushed ISIS who fled into Syria where they got fresh support from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Turkey to overthrow Assad. From then they launched a fresh insurgency back into Iraq.

America could only remain in Iraq with the consent of the Maliki government, who refused to let them stay because their occupation was causing havoc. Originally the Americans wanted an agreement that would let them stay in Iraq. It's absolutely clear that America never planned on doing a full scale invasion/occupation only to leave a few years later empty handed. They were forced out.

Class 800

virgin

>he says as he replies
kek. How embarrassing.

He's just stopped himself by accepting that deal.

Icelandic Netlix has way too little content

i pay exactly the same as everybody else but yet i receive less

why is there no fairness in this godforsaken world?

interesting

I always just assumed it was a steak from a salisbury cow

she wants a man from around here

That's your government refusing to buy the rights

>So user, what are you hobbies?

>Well, my dear, my main interest is spamming pictures of different trains on the chon!

>Oh. Sorry, I just remembered I have to go somewhere.

@65546358

Runt life

>tell someone i'm 24
>really? i was thinking more like 18

kill me now

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Train wanker is a shit train autist.

You're not even giving us the power, speeds, or size of these trains. Are we just supposed to judge if they are pretty or not?

...

netflix is shit

>his trains don't have 4G

I love eating arse showered or not you pansy

>anime
It's an anime website
>kpop
it's one or two posts
>trains
actually getting spammed

i had that the other day

think it will probably benefit us one day

trains are still better than anime or kpoo desu

Just use Kodi la

yank

A few of my coworkers are trainspotters and they all have girlfriends.

It's weird.

the rest of the content is stored in panama

Reminder all the kpop and anime posters are 90kg minimum and haven't showered in 6 weeks

That's it!
i'm an anarchist from now on

fuck off yank thats my fucking gimmick

>Funny how many of you virgins act like you would eat ass.
Where in the thread are people saying this?

Also, it needs to bleached too!

Do British people really pronounce "hello" like "hə'ləʊ"?

Class 43 operating as a HST 125 service

it literally varies person to person

>"hə'ləʊ"
How is this supposed to sound?

ill check it out

>"hə'ləʊ"?
What is this?

Did you hit your keyboard?

youtu.be/xInWMRzEan8?t=1141

Gimmick wanker loves his fucking gimmick

Its talked about often on Cred Forums desu

good banter

How to write it?
Like ХЭЛЮУ

Reckon train posters are the best posters here

So much butthurt among the anime/kpop/grime posters

no
hell-oh

it's only a compliment for girls 2bh

at my age i want to be seen as a confident rugged man, not a silly youngster

need to get back into lifting, i lost a lot of muscle weight over the summer and recently shaved. guess i've returned to a more chidlike frame with baby face ;__;

unpopular opinion: the evidence does not support a grammar school system and those who support grammar schools only do so on the pretext than their children will be one of the 10% who attend one, not the 90% who get substandard education

Tilting is an outdated gimmick, French/Austrians/Italians that developed it are phasing it out because it causes motion sickness.

Real chance that HS2 stock will tilt though, so they can go in old (bendy) lines at high speed.

I just report the kshit posters now

There's been way less Kiarshit posting since then

SHAT AP BLAD

youtube.com/watch?v=fCGdsgV3zVU

>me in the black skin

May you record it in Vocaroo?

it's pronounced

ello, ello, ello

>substandard
wouldn't the 90% be the standard?

How about you record me knocking you with one punch and putting you into a coma?

I haven't said a word

Thing is, the vast majority of the trains posted are British Designed and British made

, , are the only ones that aren't British designed or made. Even then, they're made by white people

Can you say that about Kpop, Anime or Grime?

Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side

literally google translate/youtube search 'hello'

SHIT LADS IT'S THE FEDS

Substandard compared to a non-grammar school system.

this 2bh
went to a grammar school and literally all the other schools around were shit and for no-hopers

what about bridge posters

just dont get why people take that fentanyl stuff

I would prolly do a bit of heroin if i was in prison but besides that nah

based bulgaria banning the burqa

...

Norilsk lads

business idea:
sell fentanyl as heroin

The Russian runt farm

I can get behind this

Train wanker is a shit train autist.

You're not even giving us the power, speeds, or size of these trains. Are we just supposed to judge if they are pretty or not?

Train wanker is a shit train autist.

You're not even giving us the power, speeds, or size of these trains. Are we just supposed to judge if they are pretty or not?

>this level of ordnung and community spirit triggers the yank

It'll be better

aesthetic
*mines the soil and sells for profit*

legitimately awful business idea

is this the same bridge

>Soviets
>Russian/European

KEK
Communism is a Jewish ideology

business idea: castle posting

that's how my brother died. if I ever see your fucking nord mongoloid ass in real life I'll beat the shit out of you

>taking krokodil and killing each other
>"""community spirit"""

Good one Kevin

Grammar schools?

I don't even plan on sending my children to schools. Schools are just mass indoctrination systems of the liberal class.

I'll teach my children how to read and put them in front of Breitbart to get a real education of th real world.

do one at a time
I'll give you stats if you want stats

That's the viaduc de Millau in France

looks like the milau viaduct

business idea:
sell heroin as fentanyl

>welsh so called "castles"

causeway man myself

...

>settle on the river Cam
>build a bridge over it
>hmm, what shall we call our city...

>fentanyl
never even heard ot it

one less degenerate stinking up our world. good riddance.

>posting Norman oppression forts

Fuck off William

like this idea

I want stats for every train posted thus far

how deep is the water here?

...

very impressive

me

you are all genuinely the most retarded and autistic people on the internet

is that the Cam Bridge

Sister hooked on coke. Brother alcoholic. Dad alcoholic. I'm hooked on oxy. Moms out the picture

Ah yes, the lower class son of a factory man life!

Yes, it is

t. anime/kpop/grime poster

...

wacko jacko was on it

was what killed him, or the main contributor

...

It's the Bridge of Sighs

only like 12 feet

Buying credit default swaps on Deutsche Bank.

is this london
aesthetic as fuck desu

Wot

I'm genuinely at least top 4th percentile in intelligence and definitely not autistic

...

Fuck off Matt

Go jack your tiny weenie to kshit

I think I love bridges now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_End,_Kensington_and_Chelsea

He thinks you are still all communists ha ha

hello you nigger

It's higher than the Eiffel Tower

Lads, when the time comes I'll make the new thread

thought to announce it now to avoid any thread-wars scenario

...

Lads, when the time comes I'll make the new thread

thought to announce it now to avoid any thread-wars scenario

but rude

In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.

GREEEEEEEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAAAAAAAAAAARM LIVING IS THE LIFE FOR ME

AHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>didn't get that off twitter you runt

Welcome
Yes there's a bridge in that pic

going to make one at 300 posts
bet you can't beat me!

ok I'm sorry don't make it early

What are we drinking tonight lads?

unironically me

don't do that please

water

PAN

NICE AND HOT

BIT OF OLIVE OIL

Tea

Voddy wbu?

What about Stamford Bridge, arguably the most famous bridge in English history?

not a word

Beef, in

Place it at the top of the pan, then roll it over

We want to seal in all those flavours

ur mums gash juice

through early morning fog I see
The visions of the things to be
Their pains that are withheld from me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll some day lay
So this is all I have to say

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be, or not to be?
And I replied, oh why ask me?

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

And you can do the same thing
If you please

watch out nigger the klan's gettin bigger

it's clearly agincourt and even then it was won by welshmen

This fella

...

literally the worst thing to ever happen to england

lads
*nods head*

youtube.com/watch?v=JKs-cRneTyE

need an indian waifu gf

dare you to bottle the cat

me on the bed

...

>what is london bridge

good yorkshire mash

Just realised that the German is the Dane.

>hello, I am President Fart

Tostig was probably the most traitorous cunt in history 2bqh

*looks to our left*

fucking hell
the arse on that!

It was obvious from day 1.

ERM
CHELSEH AR SHITE N WERE GONNA DO EM THIS SEASEN

ahh vodka and red bull

the smell takes me straight back to 6th form

Need a curvy arab gf

typing out an email to my gran

>(2 MB, 6016x4000)
Shan't be opening this

...

OK, not doing ones I haven't posted

Entered Service: 2002
Number Built: 57 sets
Top Speed: 140mph design, 125mph service, 145mph record

Entered Service: 1960
Number Built: 309
Top Speed: 90mph

Entered Service: 1962
Number Built: 512
Top Speed: 75 or 95

Entered Service: 1987
Number Built: 50
Top Speed: 110mph

Entered Service: 1985
Number Built: 96
Top Speed: 75

Entered Service: 1952
Number Built: 996
Top Speed: 15 or 20

Entered Service: N/A
Number Built: 1
Top Speed: 60mph

Entered Service: 1984
Number Built: 137
Top Speed: 75mph

Entered Service: 2002
Number Built: 44
Top Speed: 125mph

Entered Service: 2017
Number Built: 0
Top Speed: 125mph, 140mph with modifications, 100mph diesel only

Class 66
Entered Service: 1998
Number Built: 446
Top Speed: 65mph

Class 70
Entered Service: 2009
Number Built: 30
Top Speed: 75mph

Entered Service: 1975
Number Built: 197
Top Speed: 125mph, 148mph making it the fastest verified diesel locomotive in the world

nah he just believed in the north sea empire

Love old plain bridges

Never understood this gimmick

say hello for me

who here /proudcuck/

>arab
alri rasheed fucker

only interesting bridge so far

consider how long it would take your average australian to open a 2mb file

*shakes head*
you never seen an arse before mate?

>Female friend is in Australia
>Just uploaded a pic of her in a club (it's 2 am there)
>She's wearing a sheer top
>Flash of the camera makes her nipples visible
>She has nipple piercings
MUCH hotter when you see the boobs of someone you know

> words
not reading any of these things

youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Alt-Right cult hero and white nationalist icon Alexander Jahans gives a cryptic speech to his followers.

Last time you hugged a girl that wasn't family?

Good post

Post them here for the laaaadds wahey

20 mg diazepam

straight down the gullet

ah yes

>See a post on Cred Forums with the word "Blackboard" in it
>Some guy finds a way to relate it to black cocks

That is the worst fucking board on this website.

*blushes*

well, i've only ever looked at yours..

>literally built from bus parts
>4 wheels per cart
>no bogies
>screeches a lot
ah yes

How about the highest Roman aqueduct left in all the former empire

going for a nice dip in the bolton strid lads

>australian potential egf does not even club (prefers visiting ntl parks and shit)
am i onto a winner

new danny brown album is pretty good desu

moar kot

Couple of years

Done a silly thing.

haha what'd you do

what?

wha thing have you done

I wouldn't want to be a northerner hahah

Parked next to a tree at work today (last spot left) and ended up with more than FORTY bird poos on my car.

Had to go get some paper towels from the office just to be able to drive off safely since half of that was on my windscreen.

DETEST birds, we should kill them all.

all me

...

met a 45 year old twink on tinder who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

i-it's n-not that b-bad

spilled tea on my crotch

only interested in meme trains desu

I wouldn't want to be a southerner either :/

Aussie chicks are wild. They've all fucked at least 30 guys. Even the virgins.

they literally bounce on the track at high speeds

it's not good

what constitutes a meme train

haha you idiot

*gets on my knees and unzips your willy*

tragic

I had became obsessed with transitus elevata like this one.
I don't know why.

Imagine getting on a train and seeing no pakis haha I wouldn't like that at all no sir it's the south for me

Having minty lamb chops with roasted potatoes and veggies for dinner lunch.

All made by the gf.

well when I used to get it, I don't ever think it went over 60

Just trying to make ends meet
gotta feed my family ese

miscopy.com/?attachment_id=1141&kgvid_video_embed[enable]=true

>it's 2 am there
Is she in Perth? fucking kek

Ooh, you have my attention, do continue! x

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trains that are memes

a train that has a gimmick such as being really fast or really old or having massive wheels or something like that

I live in the south and use trains weekly and never see any pakis on mine

quite a bit too silly for my tastes

shan't be reading any posts with more than two sentences

im still in the land
where nobody understands

never

>transitus elevata

yer a wizard ivan haha

>nipple piercings
I don't have any images of people throwing up, so just pretend I posted an image of someone throwing up.

crop her head and post tits

>the north
>no pakis
hmmm not quite sure this assertion is backed by empirical data

fuck off you gay cunt

who does good video game commentary anymore?

like the "gather your party" lads

ah yes

the left

probably about 8 years ago

This is a problematic post that is essentially inciting rape as it's without consent.

You know, now that I think about it, it's quite remarkable that nobody's died on these things.
Must be a testament to general safety on the rails I suppose.

I don't think pakis use public transport

they're all about getting their own car with tinted windows and other shit

Drank a bucket of emulsion and then shat all over this bloke's car for the bants today, lads

He thought it was a load of birds haha wahey

Altogether too much icing on Morrisons Cinnamon Buns lads, can barely taste the cinnamon due to all the sugar.

TWO (2) Engines
youtube.com/watch?v=HZKFwSFxh0Y

*smacks in in your mouth*
fuck right off you homocunt

maeght start posten en scottish nae tae make ma posts mar funny

hahahahahahahaha

Das it mane

Ridiculous!

>video game commentary
>video game

>tfw heard a cute girl ask if theres any medicine to help with Piles when i was in the queue at the Chemists

REALLY dont get why they have the queue so close to the tills when you are forced to ask for certain medicines

I'm bored to hell lads

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdXxksMf_Wg

Me too

what do you wanna talk about?

I live in a 96% White English town and I've only ever seen one non-white on my 142 and he was trying to get to London

Fuck off you Jock bastard

Hmm, indeed.

long bridge

whys there a poster on the wall sexualising a male and affirming gender roles?
bit sexist and degrading to men really

What?

*my eyes light up and i look into yours with a deep, sexual glint*

user, you know i get turned on when you hit me

ahhh mate im pissin mysel laughin ya ken

Just heard some slag on Three Counties Radio talk about how conservative and backwards British society was 50 years ago and how happy she is we became a progressive and multicultural country lads and the host applauded her for her correct views.

Bit angry.

literally my willy if it were a Bridge

the exact opposite of what i was looking for

The UK has a pretty safe railway system

Aye la greet patter aha fuck tha englesh patter like ahaha

nae need fae that laek, am jest daein it fae a laugh an that

It's friday, what are you lads up to tonight?

I'm locked in here because I can't afford a beer rn

But muh privatisation is a disaster

My mate just started uni and she said her lecturer has been tryinjg to convince people to become "anti-Brexit" and they've only been in for less than a week. Indoctrination is scary.

What must the depth be in the centre of that lake/sea/whatever?

Do they dig all the way down until they hit the bed or they use some sort of water tight structure that allows it to remain in suspension, manipulating the pressure to act like solid concrete?

Seriously lads I'd love to know.
Free BJ for first reply ;)

>Romania
>Slovakia
>Lithuania
shant be riding on their trains any time soon

>rational thought and intelligence
>indoctrination

fr.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Das it Mane
I'm too lazy to explain so here

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"It's nearly the end eh September, better wake up that cunt fae green day eh! ha ha ha" - yer da dishing oot his annual patter again

meeeemes

they dig down

You are wrong to do so, user. Immigration has unquestionably made this country better.

is that glitter on your face you little gay boy? and why the fuck are you wearing tight jeans mate
*grabs you by the scruff of your collar*
*holds you close and tight with left hand*
*slaps you across the face with several big meaty open palm pimp slaps*
*spits in your face*
youre a disgrace
bet your father is right ashamed

>wrapped up in bed while its pissing down outside
mad comfy

>platonic female friend

I'm waiting for the footy to start at 12p
Should be a good game

idk the depth but its secured to the seafloor
I think its the longest non-suspension bridge in the world

Really?

Because I heard talks of a bridge being built between Morocco and Spain.

Don't know what the distance is but if that is what they do it must be fucking extortionate.

Don't even bother.

*pisses on you and your bed*
what now

*might start postin in scottish tae me posts mair funny

>American

it never rains here

even when it does it only lasts an hour or two

och aye vote fae tae SNP theyll git those english coonts oot so wae can bring mae pakis in ye ken

Here is there like "German Twitter" or "Italian Twitter" where mad euro cunts are firin out hilarious spaghetti bolognese patter?

ive got platonic female friends
tried to shag all of them and got friendzoned
ngl 3bh
ngl

Live and learn

>English people getting sexual gratification from roleplaying as a leftwing scot

Weird lads.

You lads gonna watch that Amanda Knox documentary on Netflix?

cannae wait tae live in the peoples repooblic of Scotchland laddies

I know that feel

t. mediterranean

Luckily October is thunderstorm month here

...

Got an absolutely enormous willy

Really got me thinking

I tried to shag mine and they cut off contact with me.

Have you lads ever met a genuinely interesting girl?
Like if they were hideous you'd still want to talk to them because they're genuinely that funny/interesting to talk to?

I don't think I ever have.

this is the worlds smallest and most qt international bridge

bit rainy haha

barely any rain here in God's own country

leftists are just fucking stupid honestly

Very nice

I've met one that was genuinely funny and genuinely interesting to talk to. She's also a 9/10 though.

People who are smart enough to be left wing and people who are smart enough to make a lot of money team against morons.

>Hungary
wat

>present tense
why the fuck are you still friends with them. especially if theyre not prudes. I'd be extremely insulted if a girl turned me down for sex yet she goes out screwing like no tomorrow.

*gets a sociology degree*
this will show those stupid engineers

yes 2bh and I fell for her like I've never really done for a girl

hurts cos I don't know where I could find someone else like her (or could be with one even if I did)

new'

youtube.com/watch?v=DaPLXiHb4XM

"Fuck West London specifically."
t. God

the guy who lives on the Canadian side and built the bridge is Hungarian.

"Reality has a liberal bias": Professor Brian Cox