/cum/

They still dont tell me the name of the porn star that got fat but has a fat ass
also, anyone have a better gif of this guy

OUT
U
T

>gf has semi popular tumblr
>has a lot of 16 to 18 year old french qts following her
>her nickname is 'mom'
>a group of these qts have started referring to me as 'daddy'
>gf is getting really pissed off about it

not sure what to do about this lads

get her to call you daddy too

What?
It's my thread

Visit France, obviously

Hey guys can some 1 hack me the following hfo audio + video

Mistress zaida: the trigger

Ty in advance post download link pls

post the tumblr, obviously

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

Nah u wankers lost that war

Shut up you nigger.

that ass is photoshopped

What does lmm have it in for me
I never did shit to you cunt

Janny please

leave lmm alone

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nah senpai, we dont do that here :^)

gotta agree with ol' vagina here

he's not as clever as he thinks he is

do yanks look down on jaywalkers

is it a perfectly normal thing to do when no police are around

Oh shit I thought Janny deleted my post

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help me out pls guys

I called you a nigger you jiggaboo

stupid double nigger

literally everyone in NYC jaywalks

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literally everyone jaywalks

Make america great again

No. It's a meme crime and police hardly enforce it.

thanks m8

Hey flagposters

what are you guys drinking tonight?

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:^)

M A G A
A
G
A

What are the ingredients for the best burger?

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Trump will win.

sprem

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youtube.com/watch?v=uBIj1x-OZb0

Trump rally

Jesus was wrong

nice try

>i am not going to feel sorry for you when this crashes and burns, my dude.
I-i thought we were friends, I'm so lost right now

Damnit

nice ass

ground chuck, salted on both sides, grill it

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can you delet this right now?

Meant to quote

Buns(2)
Cheese(2)
Lettuce
Tomato
Seasoning
Medium cooked patty
onion strands

Hilary
LOCK HER UP

LOCK HER UP

LOCK HER UP

try it in LA and people will speed up to try to hit you

Why do american girls have such big butts?

today i had a car accident

bluetooth speaker came in the mail today pham

We're Gods chosen people

everyone thinks I'm a crackhead but I've never even smoked crack

thanks senpai

post more asses

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oh god I want to marry her

to answer your question... high test

THICCCCCC

Were you injured?

THICC
H
I
C
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want a korean gf lads

Holy crap what a butt.

was you car injured?

Corn syrup makes your ass fat

that is beautiful

Coke because the land of the "free" has a 21+ drinking age

I have relatives in Novi. It's a pretty high end suburb. All that white trash must have come over from Monroe and downriver.

they don't want you

chicago is a fucking shithole that should honestly be nuked

at least we know you're not fat now

Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey

leaf

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Can't exactly disagree with that statement.

never even say that as a joke. you think it's funny but it's really not. faggot.

FULL

TIME

DENTISTS

Don't remind me :(

who's joking lil nigga?

what percentage of african-americans are good lads

no
yes, it lost the left side view mirror
this big ass truck changed lane without noticing me

you're not wrong

mother fucker

hnnnngggggg

none

If I were to filter Americans right now, what percentage of Cred Forums would I be deleting?

kys underage :^)
don't you have cool parents who buy you alcohol

I'm a nigger and proud of it

probably more than 70%

68

100

the only mother i fuck is yours

not much because most boards don't have flags you dumb shit

I'm 19 senpai

I live in a dorm so I usually just ask friends, but everybody is gone today because it's a holiday weekend

50%

Reminder not every black is a nigger

glad you're okay, sucks about your car

most are cool

I'm just referring to Cred Forums here, since this is the board I browse most of the time anyway.

you are a filthy person

Big?

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she's english tbqh

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Not really. What's your problem? Bantz too much for ya? Get it all out, bro.

>baseball fan
no thank you

>Not enjoying the feeling of going to a ballpark and eating hot dogs, peanuts, and cracker jack while watching your favorite player hit a home run

>I dont like baseball

Probably about 5 tbqh

I dont like baseball

ah, I understand
I'm 21 so I'm just being a legally drunk cunt
it feels like it took forever to be 21 desu but I'm sure it'll come quick enough for you

Post sexy American men

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>I like baseball

Baseball is for dads?

nigger tier sport desu

Jessica Kylie

Looks JUST like my gfs sons father

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>Post sexy American men

why the fuck has this man done nothing to improve his health despite all his previous excuses for being a fat disgusting pig being solved

you literally have to make a concerted effort to be that fat, it doesn't happen simply out of laziness or a love of food

to maintain a weight such as his would require taking in at least 6000 calories a day, which is an exhausting amount to take in

people like this who wine about being fat fucks infuriate me

>just checked his youtube to see if im wrong and he's started losing weight
>he's literally grown a NECK BEARD to hide his disgusting neck

the only people that hate baseball are people with ADHD, or never had a fatherly presence in their lives

when will that autistic, monopoly playing virgin get his fucking shit together, folks? I bet never.

>Canada
>Reddit
why am i not fucking surprised

what the do you mean "get his shit together" he's doing pretty well for himself

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>tfw anglo
>will never be a brit

suffering

All right senpai, where should I go for dinner tonight?

>will never be a brit

you say that like its a bad thing

Subway

Chuck E. Cheese's

Redpill me on donuts /cum/

Me :)

Preferably not a fast food place

cracker barrel

Not sure mang - I'm going to a local pizza place if I can stop shitting myself

theyre delicious and the smell of baked dough could be an aphrodisiac

t. Lived near a donut shop for 7 years

I wouldn't know. I never had any interest in joining the turbosperg tripfag circlejerk club.

They're impossible to eat without licking your lips

Chinese, maybe?
Idk, most places I eat are fast food :\\

A&W

I don't care

This is a good choice. I wish they would build a cracker barrel in my part of Canada.

Nearest one is 40 miles away.

Pizza sounds good tbqh

Maybe senpai

Nearest one is in the middle of Long Island

That's correct

My mom owned a restaurant that was like a combo of cracker barrel and Bob Evans, but with more fish, it was so nice to be able to eat that for free every day

>living in NY

In that case you should eat a bottle of pills and a bullet

>Pizza sounds good tbqh
it does. Was sick last night so had some milk of magnesia to settle my stomach, but had a bit too much and inadvertently laxed myself

Good evening, brothers :)

Pls no bully, Toronto

America is the greatest country ever.
Gib me cute american gf now pls

Bonsoir mon frère

>tfw no f450 + gooseneck

Wow, what an ass!

If I lived in Toronto I would kill myself

Montreal is the best tbqh

>ass
*arse

>tfw don't have enough money to visit my friend in Philly
>she has enough to visit me but her schedule is shit and she's the kind of person to say something and never follow up on it

kill me

Montréal is nice, Québec City is better though.

>feel tired as shit, head hurts, just want to go to bed and sleep
>"hey user, it's friday, come hang out with us!"
I hate pretending to be a normalfag.

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r8 me

youre right
t. chicago

i am a normal fag and i sometimes stay in on fridays

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im really sick and have had really bad diarrhea for 2 days now, and today i sharted but i caught it in my ass cheeks before it could hit my underwear

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>woodland camo

10/10, but you need the M17 gas mask to go with it

FOB

>Implying women can have big butts

t. irishman

the american dream

haha

Does anyone else like eating chicken nuggets with ketchup?

>Implying white women*

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BBQ or bust, desu

If I got katchup on a nugget I'd literally not eat it. That's now dog food.

1st choice ranch, 2nd choice mustard

ketchup is good, honey mustard is good (only if you make it yourself by mixing honey and mustard though)

In Germany they are fuckin' nuts about it. Rot! Rot! Kinder! Kinder! Rot! Bad example that is. And you see those 12 yo kinder smoking while parents not around. That is OK. As long as you remember to never jaywalk.

SYD
(Silence yankee doodle)

Kek

Hope you get better though, digestive system illnesses are a bitch

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475273160276.webm

Jaywalkers trigger me because they jaywalk in the busiest streets.

I've almost run one over because he wouldn't stop walking towards my general direction

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is cum international culture

>when you remember Americans don't have bidets

how many flags you see here?

You can eat my chicken nuggets. Different sauce tho.

spurdo is DED X-DDDDDD

no delet :((((

Make Ontario Great Again.

youtube.com/watch?v=PaQ94Mord9A

I run over one a few years ago. He crossed the street running whlie not even looking out for cars.

They took him to the hospital and they took me to the police department to sort things out. After a while, some policeman came in and told me that the guy had died. I figured I was in serious trouble. Right after saying that, though, he said "just kidding bro!" and they all laughed.

Fucking mexican police, man. Looking back, it was kinda funny, but it wasn't funny at all at the time

The cheeky meta banter, although clever, is inaccurate. Whoever gave you the information was unaware that it was outdated.

Someone convince me to write right now or the dog gets it!

>take apart half ded monitor for shits and giggles
>end up fucking up the pins on the front where the power button is so it wont turn back on when i pres butan
>had it working back in half ass dedmode but i JUST HAD to fuck around with it some more
oh well time for a new monitor lads

How can you tell if an American likes you?

Americans pretty much universally like Brits. It's disgusting, really.

I wish I was white

>There are people who normally post here who are literally out having fun right now

>there are people who have fun

Love is never disgusting.

It is when it's between two dudes or 3d girls.

>3D girls

thats hot

It's pretty cute though.

What's new Mexico like?

Do you have a korean gf yet?

me on the left

like Arizona, but with more mexicans

That's not love. That's attention whoring. They're both straight. You can't tell because their hair extends past their ears.

muh dik

>took 2mg clonazepam an hour and a half ago
>just got 100 more 0.5g tabs
should i take more lads?

Serious talk here:

Would you like to get shot by me?

Just went to /lat/ to play tag with them, and holy shit! No wonder they're 3rd world countries! That place is garbage!

Hey guys I need professional help with English listening comprehension.
Could one of you listen to a song and tell me if they understood everything perfectly fine?

Sure. It would be easier on my parents than if I did it myself.

sure, why not

Hey East Coast anons!

Everybody ready to get /comfy/?

>South Florida
>Yes

no

I would like to do shots with you.

>Floridas flag has a big red X on it
you can't make this shit up

ok ;_;

hmm ... that's quite a dilemma
what do i gain from getting shot?

Cuba bout to get BTFO

speed holes

makes you go faster

It's going to roll right over Gitmo

So does Alabama

>Simpsons
>>>/Reddit/

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Okay so there's that song
youtube.com/watch?v=AEaGt4iIMIE
I really had a hard time understanding and following what he was singing. I figure it's just gibberish.

>I dont like the simpsons

the whole song, or a specific part?

azlyrics.com/lyrics/clutch/carefulwiththatmic.html

Seems like he's speaking clearly, but it's kinda drowned out by the music and he goes a bit fast

OK, we just got tagged by /lat/, but since they're a bunch of third world chuckle fucks, they probably won't do it right.

Dubs decides which thread gets tagged next.

Cred Forums

Of course it, is your choice. Benzodiazepines, although benign when used recreationally by themselves, their addiction is so fucking hardcore that I would not advocate anyone to use it except for as directed by the doctor that prescribed it. But you do what you wanna do.

cum

Since you already feel like dying, I'd cut your head off.
Eternal peace

>Clutch
They had a pretty sweet song in one of the old Hitman games. Haven't heard their name for a while though.

i'm tired and want a gf to huggles

meh these things barely do anything to me tbqh

/brit/

t. junkie

/bantz/

>the whole song, or a specific part?
The beginning for starters. I don't even know what a snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus is.
The song just overwhelmed me. Especially the "weezy" part in the chorus. Is it a colloquial term?
This one?
youtube.com/watch?v=S-SovbiT2Pk

Japanese Thread

Wrong quote. The youtube link should go to

Tag them with anime girls!

>This one?
Yeah, that's the one. If I remember right, it was the Rendezvous in Rotterdam level that had that song in it. Brings back happy memories.

a snuffaluffagus is a creature from a kids book called winnie the pooh that was supposed to be terrifying to children. I have no idea what the other is

t. cartel member supplying junkies

That's it

Rude
What did he ever do to you

no wait, Im stupid. Its this thing from Sesame street

going to a high school football game buds

what do you mean tag them?

Get back to your containment thread!

Over the line

MOOOOOOODS!

Fuck right off, cunt.
I'm not confined to any particular thread.

they let non-students in

That's the attitude

Have you tagged them yet?

Thas a trap

No, because I don't know what you're on about.

even better

>tfw I only went to 2 of my schools HS Football games
>tfw just missed a girl streaking because she started running towards the other sides of the stands when she took her shirt off

>tfw too skinny to make the team

FBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

In case anyone is interested...
The following song was pretty easy to understand. There are two parts that I misheard though:

Lyrics:
>Salem, Massachusetts
My understanding:
>Hailed from where the crew sits

>For I am truly possessed
My understanding:
>Fire to the possessed

youtube.com/watch?v=tW0sb9EHSXE

I don't want to spam your thread though so thanks to everyone. I felt quite stupid with that "careful with that mic" song

It really is depressing to be here on a Friday night.

At least we have each other.

>4:30 pm
>night

Its 6:36

When you become and adult, 4:30 will be nighttime.

I'm going to bed soon

Is she a sinner?

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It's actually 7:39

Wtf I hate nuns now.

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Do brown people trigger you /cum/?

in every relevant time zone, its not 5 PM yet

>american news

No, I'm not a Trumpfag.

Brown girls make me /cum/, nawimsayin?

5:44 on my end.

That's my time, where you at, lad?

>hating on the onion

ISHYGGDT

I don't want to advertise where I live. I hope this place gets nuked.

I really wanna know

Where do you see yourself in 5 years

If I'm alive by the end of this year, I will be pissed.

hiding from the mob for not paying off my gambling debts

haha

Hopefully working

He was a brave man, that user.

Man... i hope youre doing alright

What are talking about

Did you know that the expression "cool" is used very often in Germany? I talked to an American last night at a party and he claimed that it was "such a German thing to say"

Did this man have a fade haircut?

which canadian city is this?

>go to /brit/ out of curiousity
>ask them how they're doing
>massive hordes of Irish dudes tell me to kill myself

I love Cred Forums.

Working on my 4th PhD for fun.

Complaining on Cred Forums about being 30

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if all goes well a corporate wageslave with a 4/10 gf

Why?