/brit/

Prove it

kazzer lads

seems like the lad's lost a bit of weight but they're still turboruntoids

I'm 105kg lad
But I'm 6'3, 33in waist and literally a brick shithouse

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not got owt better to do that sit in me room wanking and drinking this weekend lads

oh yeah them, they're jews

me in the middle

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Birmingham is a shithole
The south is not a shithole, whilst the North is a shithole, therefore it cannot be Southern

All north/south divide maps agree that Birmingham is Northern
Also Manchester is the most Northern city possible

Hey guys.
Wonderful evening, eh?

All of lincolnshire should be Midlands, all of notthinghamshire too desu.

Shit chart

me on the sides

He looks like he his face has been mirrored.

How does it feel knowing you're just a pigment of my imagination?

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this is correct

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Map posting has commenced

end yourself

me on the left

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Why was this deleted?

fuck the EU

>All of lincolnshire
Nah, Grimsby and S****horpe are definitely northern

>The Midlands
>Existing
Fuck off, there's a North and there's a South and the North starts above Birmingham.

That sounds like my weekend.

>san francisco

heh

>phone posting

neck yourself worm

manchester, birmingham and london are all quintessentially southern

not sure what bizarro persepective you're coming from but it's certainly not the correct one

reply to me again and I'll clatter your southern eggshell skull against the concrete docks of whitby

did someone shop the same girl onto both sides?

the north starts at the watford gap

figment lad... jesus christ

dude weed lmao

>tfw want to start painting but dont want to paint a masterpiece

the south doesn't want brum

figment is a type of pudding you idiot

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*steals your filenames from /epl/*

The stats are absolutely kekworthy unless you reckon you have a lower body fat percentage than Michael Phelps (c. 8%)

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>Alanposting is not dead
Excellent news. Best gimmick of 2016.

>tfw want to start shagging but don't want to shag a stunner

don't care

ah yes it's another north v south episode featuring special guest "the midlands don't exist"

Haven't seen this in a while

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Make Lincolnshire all Northern just for the fact that would make Margaret Thatcher northern and therefore trigger Labour voters

2bh

>tfw want to start driving
>dont want to win f1

Alcohol is banned in more parts of the US than Europe you retarded faggot.

looks lke a genetic experiment

(gone wrong)

The midlands is a shithole and so is Northern england therefore they are both northern shitholes

the south is a bastion of civilisation, wealth and development

manchester and birmingham do not fit any 3 of those categories

kpop is for losers

hmm lad you're nuking northumria and the lakes

don't do that

the rest I absolutely agree with

the dumb yank gimmick isn't a good gimmick lad

t. bradford paki

>someone's triggered

disagreement

>tfw want to start learning chinese
>dont want to move to canada

>tfw I have the smallest dick on /brit/ and probably get the most pussy

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HOL UP

>cavemen had to hold their phones up with their hands instead of selfie sticks

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want to buy some chinos lads

at the moment I only have jeans

what colour is best/most versatile?

What does Cheryl Cole stand for?

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>faggot
fuck off yank

I'd honestly have no qualms if they nuked Yorkshire.

As somebody who has to work there I'll never understand the smug auto-fellating, supercilious complex Yorkshire people have.

It's a fucking shithole.

hey Birmingham is developed, i'll give you the other two though

>unironically pretending to be retarded

>says the lad staying on a friday night

Im actually going out to pull. Like I do every weekend.

inb4 gf, gf sex doesn't count

she's one of the spice girls

anyone who has ever bought a selfie stick needs to be sterilised

>faggot
FOY

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California rolls?

>can't drink until you're 21
>can't drink on the street
>absolute piss water beer
>entire counties which are DRY i.e. you can't buy alcohol at all

D

north yorkshire is easily one of the nicest areas of the country

not sure about the rest of Yorkshire or where you work but I think you ought to reconsider your position and perhaps flush your head down the shitter

>literally the biggest county in the country
>hmm better say he's from the only paki area in there
Bravo

>tfw want to start shitpost terrible gimmicks
>dont want to post this very one

Living in Wales is a bit grim lads. The women are almost entirely fat slags who expect some very fit rugby playing Chad for a bf.

D

>Im actually going out to pull. Like I do every weekend.

cool man, that's really nice

:/

Even if they bought it as a joke?

YOOOOOOORRKSHIRE, YOOOOOOORKSHIRE.
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!

Why did you put her on the map?

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Yank politics is just an absolute fucking circus

been following your posts for a while now, and i like them

keep up the good work

>want to move somewhere quieter and a little less face paced
>dont want to live in grimsby

*jots down a note in my notebook*
Fascinating...

She's the only thing good to come out of newcastle

BAH GAWD

t. loser

A fan (as long as they're hand rolls)

ah yes such a shithole

Sounds like some song from Red Alert lel

howling and screeching

but what else would i expect from a country inhabited by ignorant baboons

ITS STONE COLD HILARY

trying to think of my next post

at least you're not a Sheeposexual

creasing

red alert 4 trailer

genuinely don't understand all the normie things like instagram, tinder, all their fashion stuff and the music they listen to

feel so out of touch

look at this proper shithole lads

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Got a spine like a fucking flump

I thought she was a code for something.

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Naw, look her up, she ruined her perfect ass with a disgusting tattoo

Black for all round versatility. Darkish blue/green if you want a smarter look

what a fucking shithole

mm yeah I'd love to live there

Which one of you is this

Ach, nae hol oop a dam minoot

DAMMIT!!

>Absolutely nothing

What a joy that place must be.

frightening

dormers here ama

imagine waking up every day and seeing this shithole

who /moonman/ here?

it's called countryside

are you from London by any chance?

What should I get for din dins

>That image of them both in a club
>tfwnogf

>not appreciating your own countries nature

Fuck off Rafi you insufferable little scrotebag

Only 10% of the UK population lives in the countryside
The rest of country has nice countryside

PEOPLE live in URBAN areas
NORTHERN urban areas are complete shitholes deserving of a thousand nukes

don't you mean gormy mcscrotebag?

Might have some eggs in a basket for brekkie lads

Girls Aloud

just learned the UK has "american sections" in their grocery stores

>The London Borough of Yorkshire is piping up again

Can I farm goats in the English Countryside?

>claims to be a Nativist, neo-agrarian
>supports the Conservative party
Strange desu

prefer them quite

jesus what a shithole

yeah but they're horrendously overpriced

only seen Tesco do it Tbh

I've never seen one but apparently it is so

those are all literally normal products apart from twinkies/pop tarts

Alri lads.

ah yes look at urban yorkshire

definitely a shithole deserving of a thousand nukes

Some Tescos Express are doing it in an attempt to sell overprice snacks to stoner.
Fucking £5.50 for a box of twinkies, .... baka

spinach and ricotta tortellini with a tomato and basil sauce.

optional side: garlic bread

never even heard of such a thing
also >pizza pringles

why do all normie twats have that same haircut

What was he thinking lads

The good thing about the countryside is it's everywhere on this island, not just in Yorkshithole.

ah yes, fantastic infrastructure

close to the shops

Bradford, Dewsbury, Barnsley, Doncaster.

They're all beautiful lads, all make me proud to be a Yorkshireman. Don't you dare insult me :)

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hate it when nerds take HDR photos and overdo the shadow and highlight recovery

HATE IT

because they want to be normal

When I was in the US there were UK sections too, had shit from here and Australia too though

alri

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>stealing food
incredibly immature
would have slapped the cunt

I have never seen someone so triggered

wait a minute who was taking the photo

thats fucking terrible lad, and you know it

Which one of you is THIS

didn't know nerds were american

alan partridge is easily the best comedy show ever

if you disagree you're a pleb

Any of that stuff worth trying?

sadly not in London though, londoner

don't reply to me again.

Only ever seen it in a Tesco express desu

what yank foods would you like to see in your grocery store? frozen burritos?

wonder if they're aware of how stupid they look
cannot think of a worse haircut that isn't some wannabe punk mohawk or something

Pizza pringles are GOAT desu

>it's a Yorkshire tourist board employee gets triggered episode

sad and bad

where is everyone desu

Bollocks you found me out m8

why does hillary dress like a communist dictator?

Reminds me of that Fallout New Vegas DLC that has a native American theme. I forget the name but it was alright from what I remember. Worth the fiver

>tfwnogf

>grocery store
fuck off yank

mmm yes absolutely terrible

MIGHT SUCK A COCK LADS

ah yes, and I suppose THIS is a shithole too eh?

i don't eat candy

i'm old

and THIS

quim

jus got back from chipotle

>Joining a political party at 16
>Joining a political party at all

Easy way to spot a spacker.

Would you rather live in Northern England or Detroit?

i've never laughed at a single joke of his

the whole persona and show is bollocks, genuinely the most unfunny thing i've ever come across

and no i'm not joking
don't know how people find it funny, like those eurobeat webms on /wsg/

>grocery store
FOY

my views would align with many things that the alt right says but mongos like this mean I'll never give myself that term

>Wales

must be 190cm

Honest Hearts, the one in the Zion national park

can we stop bickering and just acknowledge for a moment that the fucking NORMIES are being VERY VERY LOUD outside my window

thank you

she admires the look of kim jong il

>it's a southern city boy who has never set foot in a garden let alone the countryside shits on rural england episode
love these islamic friendly episodes

had a chicken and bacon ranch melt with chipotle sauce sub from subway today

mmmmm

>my views would align with many things that the alt right say

grassland is not good scenery you dopey cunts

To be honest I did a little laugh when he gets that Irish DJ fired and he says he's gonna donate fifty quid to Sinn Fein to make up for it.

Would really like to try pop tarts, want to know why Janny loves them so much.

do a poo out of it

that ought to show em

you're a melt

so lads
going on the pull tonight?

I CAN FEEL IT CALLING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

OH LORD

Reminder that when talking to a Londoner on /brit/, statistically they are not white.

>the south doesn't have countryside

crease

>american sweets
chunderingman.jpg

don't worry

we've got it all in yorkshire

rude

heh going to pull myself x

Check out what a grey, concrete shithole London is. Who would want to live there?

subway a shit
supermarket delis are much better and cheaper

yeah
*pulls beer bottle across the desk toward me*
pulled

w i n d y
i
n
d
y

anyone want their bum sucked?

oh my fucking god lads my hair is actually starting to recede.

It used to be a perfect line around my head and now it's actually started going.

FUCK

>Londoners

Literally Yank tier. Hope i never give them (You)s desu

It is statistically probable that this poster is NOT of White British stock

Proceed accordingly

Just out of shot: literally millions of smelly pakis

At least the North is white. Mostly

*basks in the glory of being better than you*

Polish gf just made me a stew which is full of sour cabbage. Honestly lads is inedible, absolutely fucking disgusting.

This nice photograph of the sea in Guatemala proves that it is a nice country to live in!

What is the best way to poison a dog lads? Annoying neighbours have a dog who barks all night and day, it's an annoying little cunt

What is the best readily available product that I can use?

what are the rape statistics there?

think my brother has some morrisons own brand in the fridge downstairs that he forgot about

might nick a bit

what's brit up to tonight?

Yanks are actually more likely to be white than Londoners amazingly.

You accidentally replied to me instead of the triggered Yorkshireman.

The discussion is over.

Bit edgy

hehehe

probably is if you have loads of money, sounds like London tbqh

Offer make friends with them and you'll get some free lagers out of it I'm sure

Went to Northern England once

Really poor and mosques everywhere. Reminded me of Syria/Pakistan

crying into my keyboard and posting about the vibrant london countryside

#illridewithyou

own brand vodka****

Ignoring the post of York itself la?

Here's another city for you to ignore x

best way to kill yourself lads?

>bottle of vodka
>100 mg+ diazepam
>tramadol or some other opiates
>sit in a warm bath
>when you feel fucked, slit your wrists

"Before we end is there anything you'd like to discuss?"

"How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his fuckin' underwear... wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other fuckin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna fuckin' smash his fuckin' face in."

youtube.com/watch?v=ApE-aqTPYWM

JUST FOUND A VIDEO OF POLEABOO

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North of Bucks is the north. South of Bucks is France.

think you were looking at your compass upside down

london is in the south x

looks like my """""""""cousin"""""""""""

killed myself several times using a whole bottle of vodka and it doesn't seem to work ngl

MMMEEEAAADDDDOOOOWWWWWWW COOOULLDDD YYYOOUUUUU PPPLEEAAAASSSEEEEEEE CLLLOOSSSEEE TTTTHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE DDDOOOOOORRRRRRR

Air pistols are perfectly legal. Just shoot the twat whenever they let it out for a piss

Not even trying to be

Just want the little cunt to shut up, no better way than to kill it

Post her

London is very ethnically diverse.

>Go to Mexico and double-cross the cartels

>South of Bucks is France.

Doesn't feel very French here, more Pakistani if anything

t. South Buckinghamshirian

York is the biggest fucking shithole in the country

Embarrassment to the nation

nonwhites don't like the countryside

statistically

>meadow

Want a footjob from a Muslim girl

DELETE THIS

>#occupypaedophilia

>After the British government consistently refused to take action about the wave of dirty Pedostanis abusing young white girls, the heroes at National Action have begun to take matters into their own hands

>Our boys pretend to be teenage girls online, get seduced by pakis and then confront the scum about their intended crime

Ah yes. Doesnt look like Poleaboo desu

youtube.com/watch?v=iUIYjkruIw8

catchy song on american dad

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

>meadow

>tfw you hold your compass the wrong way and accidentally reverse the Earth's magnetic polarity
ffs lads, happened yet again

Why is this guy from Yorkshire so fucking upset?

What a saddo

haven't seen her in yonks. Hell, she might not even be related if her mum actually did cheat on my uncle

>whenever they let it out for a piss

I live in a cul de sac and they just let it run around out the front

Think I'm going to use a few grapes with slug pellets stuffed inside, hopefully that gets the fucker

ah yes

>kicked off Yorkshire v. South autists
>have literally never set foot in Yorkshire, never seen a picture of Yorkshire before today, only area inside it I've heard of is Bradford

You're my pawns to play with as I like, I hope you understand that

>Worcester and Hereford
>North

Are you off your fucking tits m8? That's prime farming country there's nothing Northern about them

why? Most are fat and ugly
even in porn the majority are just latinas wearing hijabs

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>Not Oliver North

Local pride is proportional to how much of a shit hole you come from.

which post did you start?

Is that heroin?

Looks like a bald man kissing a baby

Like clockwork

Screaming

sheffield is the only nice place in yorkshire

the rest is fucking shite

>lucky charms
triggered

Beef jerky and pop tarts

I live on the furthest outreaches of what you could possibly call London, about a 5 minute walk to the m25 ama

t. smelly northern peasant

>le suburban sociopaths

I'm very impressed and a little intimidated, no really I am!

AJ was such a fucking twat, even my mum used to get pissed off with him.

Edited a map to nuke all but Yorkshire
Works every time

Odds play vidya
Evens shit post all nigh
Zero kill myself

HAHAHAHAHHA

>get btfo
>w-what a saddo
londistan defence force in full swing

>WE'RE A WHITE NATIONALIST ORGANISATION AND WE'RE HERE TO FUCK YOU CUNTS UP

kek
paki speeds off too. wonder did they catch him

SHADILAY SHADILAY

play something fun user

probably because he reminded her of you

if you're that lad who did something in enfield once then you've probably gone past where I live

Post your kots lads

embarrassed to say that was how I first learned of the iran contra fiasco

doing a smelly shite

>sheffield

Found these posts ridiculously funny

there seems to be quite a lot of far right groups in the uk
why is that

>south east masterrace
>no pakis
>rich as fuck
>close to everything
>more jobs than people
>don't have to deal with northern/London scum

>manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/four-jailed-torturing-16-year-11584530
>Six years
Ah yes, very tolerant

That scene btfo me if im honest

i did work experience near/in the town centre once

other than that never been there

Nah she used to say things like "glad I don't have a pathetic son like him", I'm serious

stop posting my rabbit

you do this every other thread ffs

post more bunnies now

i think trump is a nonce

The West will rise again, South Eastern invader

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No

Not embarrassed in the slightest to say that's how I first learned of the iran contra fiasco.

It's a minor event in Yank politics.

Really want a webm of that desu. Even though GCHQ might get me for it. He might not have even been a paedo just some poor Rasheed who wanted to take a shortcut through the park and some Rorke starting ranting at him

growing up was a mistake

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People who call people pedophiles turn out to be pedophiles themselves. Many studies prove this. Do the world a favor and take yourselves out.

new

hate pakis desu

this sort of stuff gives me hope

being alive was a mistake

Weird to think we've stood in the same places probably.

got nothing against people bashin peados
but I wonder if the specifically target pakis. do they give the white peados a pass?