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having a consider
pretty tired rn ngl
sheeit
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
Need a bf
People who call people pedophiles turn out to be pedophiles themselves. Many studies prove this. Do the world a favor and take yourselves out
Fell in love with a girl off youtube again lads
Lads do I have:
>Regular tea
>Green tea
>Coffee
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JUST FOUND A VIDEO OF POLEABOO LADS
>pedophiles
FOY
>WE'RE here to fuck you up
>WE
I expect they had people at the exits
does that twat that seems to do nothing but play the guitar outside the bank at the top of the street still stand there
once heckled me because I was walking quickly
was very embarassing
What are Liam Fox and Boris playing at?
Why do they keep telling everyone back home we'll be able to get a really good deal where we keep everything about the single market without freedom of movement even though everyone in Europe says it's not gonna happen. All while May says nothing.
Are they retards or Russian sleeper agents or something trying to make us look stupid?
OK, good night, lads
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>No porkshire
>even the air is halal
seems like a long time since i was saying i didn't think i could be depressed again
maisie is a fucking ugly mongoloid
*sharts*
Ok
Anyone else hate laminate flooring?
Doing a think
Brexit chavs are VERY easy to fool
Lads when is tim moving out?
hate it when that happens
IMAGINE BEING STUNG BY ONE OF THESE FUCK ME
man up faggot
I don't feel depressed I just feel empty now desu
let another roastie crush me emotionally lads
swore I wouldn't let this happen again
Just watched Ip Man, anti-nip message was strong but it was an absolute belter of a film, the fighting was top notch.
Time to start Ip Man 2.
where's he going?
why does he swing towards the camera?
>america
of course they're referring to black on black crime, right? who am i kidding of course they aren't
Should I sign up to Tinder lads
Why is Daniel Radcliffe so small?
Lads I'm quite worried about South Africa. Apparently all the blacks are genociding the whites there? Don't we have some sort of historical ties to the Boers that obligated us to help them and keep them safe?
Just think of the tall Afrikaner qts we could poach
Do they read shite like the Express and Mail thinking Britain still rules the waves or some bollocks?
Now Gove is going on about building a cruise liner with government money. If Labour weren't busy being incompetent they could destroy the tories.
cannot conceive that a female would find me attractive
Need that stinger in my sack ASAP
Need someone to cuddle.
shot with a death curse when he was a baby
seem like top lads tbqh
>were a white nationalist Organisation
my POV rn lads
>s-stop dying the wrong way!
Jew
Yes
fake
*give you a right hook instead*
I also cringed at that.
Why are racists always the worst example of what they want to preserve?
most tolerable yank poster?
Getting drunk and having a think of England lads
>youtube.com
>Don't we have some sort of historical ties to the Boers
ayy lmao. That's one Hell of a euphemism.
*cuddles you electronically*
alri Shyam?
my cock is already out and it's getting warm as I stroke it
*eats your soul*
No one in the 'colonies' gives a shit about us anymore. Only old middle class people seem to think it means anything.
ip man 2 is pretty good, but nowhere close to the first
ip man 3 is a travesty
how sick was that scene where they kill his friend and he's all rattling the cage and being like " I want to fight 10 black belts" then proceeds to fucking kill the lot
The plans for tomorrow:
>get up, shower, have a breakfast of porridge and coffee
>put some clothes in to wash
>take some tramadol
>walk down to the shops
>buy some nice bread rolls, hummus, tesco knock-off energy drinks, other assorted snacks
>walk back up the road
>make lunch as tramadol begins to kick in
>watch football focus and enjoy some lunch rolls
>hop on the 'chon
>hang up my washing to dry
>continue to take more drugs will consuming snack foods and browsing
>watch match of the day
i would suck a willy if the person had absolutely no body hair
don't know how girls suck a hairy willy
Please cuddle me you utter benderoo.
Cheers senpai.
me
lads was shagging the gf doggy style last night when she asked me to pull her hair
she was wearing a ponytail so i didn't know what to so i started yanking it and she told me to pull harder but it felt like i was ripping her hair out, wasn't very pleasant lads.
Scared she might ask me again
Do you hate Germans
Probably something to do with troubled individuals with a shitty past wanting to fight for something they believe in. Pretty sure that guy just wanted to beat up a rasheed in the park though doubt he absorbs much British culture
>tfw my squat still hasn't hit 100 despite squatting 2x a week for ages
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING KPOP AND ANIME OPs
>tramadol and energy drinks
uncomfortable
>tesco knock-off energy drinks
>drinking anything other than water and the occasional redbush tea
neck thyself
Just keep in mind this means that she finds you sexually unsatisfying and is thinking of cheating on you unless you impress her spontaneously next time
Heart was racing at that bit, it was top when he was being attacked by 4 guys at once and just kept deflecting all of their fists before he killed them.
Friendly reminder that if a poster speaks highly of London then they are, statistically, of non White British origin
>blacks are genociding
doean't make sense
that would require wide-spread organisation and competence
>doggy style
?
*locks you in a glass benderbox*
no thanks mate
>Many studies prove this
show us some
do you guys post in this gen unironically?
lol. pathetic.
Stay safe and don't stop at any red lights
*looks at the bans page*
ah yes very impressive
>ywn have what it takes to be a squaddie
>why yes m'dear I will have a cup of your finest redbush tea leaves, steeped in hot water and served in a porcelain cup if you please ah yes excellent thank you, you kind soul
Very rude.
How about you get in with me?
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
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I don't know anyone who h8s Germans desu. Even my grandfather who fought in WW2 thought you lads were ok
Feels good deepthroating a fat cock and feeling his bristly pubes tickle your lips and nose desu
Lads my boss at work keeps hinting that my coworker likes me.
>Said that it was a problem I had a gf when he was teasing her about being single
>She once said I have nice hair and he immediately said 'be careful user, she eats after mating.'
>He once suggested she fancied me and when she said 'I'll get you back' he just said his work was done and smiled
Why the fuck is life no different after school? Also, does it sound like she wants the D?
not quite sure why you've jumped to that conclusion la
(not the doggy style gf user btw x)
anime
>your opinion
yeah... nah
Eat shit and die, lads.
Concentration camps as we now know them were invented during the Boer war
>in to
northerner
>tramadol
northerner
>tesco knock-off energy drinks
northerner
>football
northerner
my arse
no
ok
the wind shall blow my top-knot off
rather large moth is on my wall
what do?
Not sure how you haven't senpai
its usually disenfranchised youths that get sucked in by charismatic leaders
I have no problem with germans, would like it if you stopped trying to destroy europe though
poo willy bum willy poo
Why are brits leaving the UK?
Also why are they so ugly, racist, and annoying?
what are you implying?
that'd be a shelf in my bedroom and not an office building
dfdfdfdf
awful, seen fuller pancakes
How would a southerner say "I put clothes in to the washing machine"?
Don't care
Stop posting
>Drugs
ah yes. Looking forward to the nightly discussion between degens that their lives are shit.
delete this
emptiness is better than depression imo
fuck sake
nightshift boss just walked by and gave me a promotion which means more hours
thanks alot
r jezza
They're all moving here
For a people so opposed to immigration they sure as fuck like being one
Southerners have pristine health, perfect grammar and do not follow men kicking balls
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sounds like communism to me
>not having a shitty life and self destructing
FONS
tbqh it sounds like your boss wants to rail her himself and can only get some form of satisfaction by arousing her through her attraction to you
he's vicariously flirting with her through you basically
he'll also most likely get jealous and/or creepy if you do shag her so AVOID
>why are yanks
>so stupid
>so thick
>so loud
>so fat
hmm, yes. succinct and accurate
GREAT Thread
just had a wank to one of those webms
God made us ugly as we already have such attractive accents that making us the best looking would be unfair. It's the same reason that the only people on Earth uglier than us are the Irish
Australia is where we send our trash.
Your mum is living proof.
gimmick idea: move to denmark but still post here
yui would never make such a rude and disrespectful gesture
My gf recently let slip that she wanted me to slap her during sex. Turns me on to no end the call her my property and slap her round the face while balls deep. Don't knock it til you've tried it
got a ginger, furry, purring cat sat on my lap and I'm not sure what to do about it
>you may be mugged if you trust too much but it'll fuck you up more worrying about trust
what did he mean by this?
Incorrect.
I am Irish and I am far better looking than anyone here.
fuck it
finger it
i do both haha
>he doesn't use redditflags solely to promote his own area, shit on Northerners and piss off everyone else
hyyyyyyy
yeah but atleast their hearts are in the right place
commies hate their country
fyi that thing has a dick
>I am Irish and I am far better looking than anyone here.
not the responses I was expecting
haha, absolute madman
runt
So if things really do fall the fuck apart after Brexit and no one wants to give us super special trade deals, how are they going to explain their way out of that?
>be yank
>not fat
>not loud
>not stupid
tired of the all the prejudice desu
bop it
>tfw no fit teacher who wants to shag you
>he uses reddit flags
going to do a cry in bed then fall asleep
bye lads
>Original Pirate Material came out 15 years ago
FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
Come to hertfordshire
feminine though so no worries haha
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chebs
if you look very closely you'll see that she does
>reddit flags
>muh north v south
runt
fucking hell
wish she was my teacher
booking a train rn
trust people too much and they might take advantage, but this is rare and you'll be better off in the long run if you put your trust in people and don't be constantly suspicious that they're going to betray you x
lullaby for nigel
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Not when you're only ~10% of the population and falling. All it takes is a general consensus of WHITE MAN BAD APARTHEID YOUR FAULT for your numbers to be gradually chipped away until you don't exist any more.
Not bad
Usually they're fat sluts. Probably still some damaged goods tho
>green amphibian
close but not quite
qt
i think you are lying and degrading innocent yui
>the autistic bender from school wants to be friends with me
>left school in 09
FUCK OFF CHRIS YOU AUTISTIC BENDER NONCE FUCK
also i really like this jumper
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Post boipucci xxx
lads why cant you nonce it up as a teacher then just say your identify as a female so no one cares?
proper good idea for the noncers tbqh
finna shit out a poo
commuter county
bit gay
;___;
>This is what british people do on their weekends
howling. Why not go hiking? Or boating? Or rock climbing? Or camping?
Are you a Hertfordshire lad? I've recently moved to Watford for work and besides the lovely park and canal we've got here i'm starting to get fooking bored at the weekends. What else in gwarning in Hertfordshire la'?
I cant understand your incomprehensible drivel you fat, loud fuckwit
also becoming a bastion for the chinese recently
there is literally nothing in my town
everyone just goes to london for nights out
well maybe i am a bit gay~
because living here on the whole is depressing
been watching bbc4 all night and i fucking HATE white people now
REVOLTING
d'aww does pumpkin need a kiss on the lips from daddy to make him feel better
I wouldn't really call that genocide tbqh
The boers only have themselves to blame if they disappear. The government isn't stopping them from reproducing.
tired but don't want to sleep yet because i know i'll wake up at poo o'clock in the morning and annihilate my sleeping pattern
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Don't judge us, we're autistic shut-ins and we like it that way
Watching the Graham Norton show lads, very blatantly linked donald trump with white supremacists. Ah yes, the unbiased BBC
>Cred Forums.org/bans
third eye is opening lads
Only introducing race-based quotas which make them unemployed. Are you white?
haha what are those wacky lads at Cred Forums up to
want to die
literally just got back from a date with an 8/10 blonde lads think i got friend zoned but oh well haha x
>walk into job centre at 9:15
>"alrite m8 just signing m8"
>fat security guard muffles "y-yeah g-go on up"
>sign on
>walk down stairs
>"cheer up fatty only 7 hour more hours to go"
>fat fuck is visibly fuming at this point
>retorts with "fucking cunt get a job"
>go straight to the manager
>get the fatty fired
good day lads
>Why not go hiking? Or boating? Or rock climbing? Or camping?
Ahh to be an American.
Nobody does any of those things you bitch.
In the day:
Go to the park/Watch your football team
At night:
Go to the pub/Stay in
That is all.
quite literally all me
who doesn't
>"cheer up fatty only 7 hour more hours to go"
I wish this was true
Me and the lads discussing white genocide and the possibility of building an all white colony somewhere in North America or Africa.
Lads, what powerups should my 2D platformer have? I've already made a hat that allows you to double jump.
probably people who get to live in Switzerland
Sounds pretty good not gonna lie desu
Fancy a tit wank but cba to go to the gfs flat
Blairite detected
>pub
ah yes, the local third eye calcification centre
nice one mate
DUDE THE GREAT OUTDOORS LMAO
10 months since last physical contact with a friend not from /brit/
>there is literally nothing in my town
Fairs mate. Where's home for you? I know my way round Watford and i've heard Hemel Hempstead's a shithouse, aside from that I don't really know the area. I work in Central London atm but I don't really have any mates in London. I basically only chill with the gf these days, she's great but i still get fooking bored as fuck
its a job centre not a fucking high class restaurant
theres no way he got fired for calling you that
biased moderators cant hide the truth
shaking my head to be honest family
got a feeling i'm going to turn up to work tomorrow looking like a tramp
Did you spend 35 hours looking for a job this week?
addicted to asian milf porn lads. haven't wanked to anything else in weeks
i would like to join
>physical contact
what do you mean by this
doxxable information
we can go to fabric in london
anyone else got a really big nose
hate it
BEE really isn't as bad as the Cred Forums types would have you believe. It's unfair but it only really impacts unskilled workers.
And ja I'm white but I'm neither English nor Afrikaans in terms of ancestry.
bit pekish lads
>I work weekends
female vocalists
spoken to in real life
I had a conversation via text with a mate a month or so ago but apart from that nothing
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Me in the hat
Its not that great desu. The slag on the end is just trying to get us to practice music and shit.
>working on a saturday
biggest runt indicator going
think my brain just unplugged itself
not even afraid of getting doxxed desu
at worst an empty death thread, at best loads of pizza
you are not stunning
how do i become a swissish citizen?
who /fatbillionaire/ here
avoid Africa
trust me
given up on tinder and just swiping right on everything
>fabric
It's shut down ain't it lad?
I used to go to squat raves bares when I was like 18, i've heard off some of me pals that they've had a bit of a resurgence lately. You fancy it?
do not call her a sl*g please
need a poo
got some bad news for you matey
post your info
the trips gods desire it
You ABSOLUTE madman
yes, also have that stupid nose hump thing
Africa's not all bad, Zambia is nice
Cred Forums is AWFUL.
/vg/ is AWFUL.
/tg/ is AWFUL.
Cred Forums, /c/, /d/, /e/, /h/, /m/, /u/, /w/, /y/ and /soc/ are fucking DREADFUL.
Any of you utter runts even think about going on these boards then unfollow me.
post pics
downloading tinder rn lads
what do I need to know
runt
>margherita
Klunge
*plugs some lad back into the matrix*
Who are you favourites la'? Jessica Bangkok, Whats-her-name Dior?
Potentially triggering opinion: the closest thing to white genocide in Africa was the British policy towards the Boers
why do you need 3 dips and why a plain cheese pizza
you used to go to squat raves naked? haha what a madman
no some psycho here might kill me just to prove me wrong
god no
If you are actually serious i'll go for a pint in London and we can see where it goes
I visit /tg/ regularly
£11 for a cheese and tomato pizza
how the fuck do they get away with that lads
>this many dips
>11 quid for fucking cheese on toast
doing my best
having a rest
doing a poo
having a think about you
I'm a Protestant supremacist
gotta make the pizza not fucking shit somehow
>He still watches question time
Fucking hell lad
what
i have that too
have you ever thought about having it reduced?
>15% off £15
terrible deal
use Papa Johns
FAR better value
I got a large pepperoni, garlic bread, and brownies for £16
More like /shittastebuds/
What sort of runt area do you live where there isn't a nice local pizzeria better than Domino's?
I fucking hate Robbie Williams.
Flange
AMC Loews
Hello this is the moe-police. Please post cute K-ons right now.
*splits your head in two*
the natives tend not to like white-only settlements desu
car
that sounded pretty gay but it wasn't what I meant tbph
Nah senpai, I actually got it off Reddit
me
me too
I have, but I've done nothing beyond thinking "I would like rhinoplasty"
What about cute Alexs?
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cat has made new friends with the neighbour cat but my other cat absolutely hates the neighbour cat
Kianna Dior
I love her mommy-son creampie scenes
Flaps
Nothing better than a nice long cold night walk
ey lads
GREAT funpost
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It's because you can't get a girl but your bestfriend can.
The love between two heterosexual men will always be stronger and purer than the love between a man and a woman
The ancient Greeks realised this but unfortunately they were also serial shirt lifters so no one took them seriously
>I love her mommy-son creampie scenes
kot yank is my favourite poster here
wonder if he is that lad who posted his face here not too long ago
This never happened
>have a gf so takeaways are instantly doubled in price
ffs lads you don't know how good you've got it
blancmange
SLAVES are absolute dogshit tb h
She has nice tits desu but voice is too high pitched
Waheeyyy!
Sorry boss,
I'm sure you're a decent bloke but i'm not that lonely yet. I'm only in London for 9 more months on a placement year and then i'm back off to uni up North. Fuck knows how people hack London without a solid group of mates though. If i didn't have my gf i'd be depressed as. Such a shitty lifestyle here for most people. Doesn't help that my job's basically a 8:30 to 5:30
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>The ancient Greeks realised this
they just liked to fuck young boys desu
There were actually a few mass murders in the not too distant past. Mozambique was particularly nasty if remember correctly.
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Would quite like a pet deer desu
Anyone else live in the highlands and want to be friends and meet up?
Need a German gf to get angry at me desu.
probably some chav cunt haha
>watford
haha
digesting an imipramine
Normies think it's edgy
aldready? tommorow ill wake up in momma's basement at 3pm
doing a think about fat cam
pretty bespoke gimmick you've got going here, might take a while to get behind
Shaft
The gf has announced she either wants a puppy or a minipig
If she gets a fucking pig for a pet, she's going in the fucking bin.
imagine being this much of a runt
you need to buy the right stock
alri lads
going to India to do my PhD
downstairs bongos
Walked into the local 24 hour asda and grabbed a tube of smarties, went to the self checkout and could operate it lads
dropped the smarties and ran out
never again
Get her a kot
cat has snuggled up along my arm and the wall
>3 minutes
Come the fuck on lad
the gf
doggos > kots
also foy
rabbit rabbit rabbit
>not wanting a qt little pig trotting about the house
this was mine from earlier
well hes not wrong even if he is a turbororke
remember rappin' duke? doo-ha doo-ha
what is the best blacked?
have seen the one with elsa jean and friends
Fave Beatles song lads?
hes already got one pig why would he want another? amirightlads
the gf
haahahah wahey
where to find a british gf who likes anime
how does a cat manage to look like royalty
need a new
have an insightful post lined up
already have one
she says she wants a pet
waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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my house
>diet coke
>Original cheese and tomato
>Classic crust
>3 dips
>Spicy BBQ wings
YOU THE TYPE A NIGGA TO GO TO BED AT 8.30PM LMAO
nu
let it be
I know its a popular choice so te "patricians" will look down on me but I don't care I like it
Some weeb events. I went to one before and the girls were pretty attractive, but unfortunately chads apparently go to weeb events even if they don't like anime just to fuck the girls, so cucked again.
top banter
>alleged Holocaust
stopped watching there
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tim
He IS royalty
That's Prince Harry
Going to the fridge, you lads want anything?
>breathy female voice with an acoustic guitar backing
Every girls fave song
Why are the cunts so boring lads?
none they're all shit
literal runt music
tried listening to them on acid once and they sounded worse
bad feel
what does that red, underlined 100 normie symbol mean anyway
Within You Without You
STOP POSTING MY RABBIT
>none they're all shit
>literal runt music
Fuck knows
I always read it as "I am 100% knobhead" and it generally fits.
Sprite and a gf
*looks beside me*
just a Sprite
but they are shit
Ree
They are unobjectively not.
State your fave song of any band then, we'll see how your runty tastes line up.
there's a fly buzzing around the room
i've hit it twice with my hand but it keeps going
Watching The Chase lads
HIGNFY back next week thank fuck
actually make that two sprites hehehehe
Didn't know Yanks had HIGNFY too.