/brit/

>WE'RE here to fuck you up
>WE
I expect they had people at the exits

does that twat that seems to do nothing but play the guitar outside the bank at the top of the street still stand there

once heckled me because I was walking quickly

was very embarassing

What are Liam Fox and Boris playing at?

Why do they keep telling everyone back home we'll be able to get a really good deal where we keep everything about the single market without freedom of movement even though everyone in Europe says it's not gonna happen. All while May says nothing.

Are they retards or Russian sleeper agents or something trying to make us look stupid?

OK, good night, lads

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>No porkshire
>even the air is halal

seems like a long time since i was saying i didn't think i could be depressed again

maisie is a fucking ugly mongoloid

*sharts*

Ok

Anyone else hate laminate flooring?

Doing a think

Brexit chavs are VERY easy to fool

Lads when is tim moving out?

hate it when that happens

IMAGINE BEING STUNG BY ONE OF THESE FUCK ME

man up faggot

I don't feel depressed I just feel empty now desu

let another roastie crush me emotionally lads

swore I wouldn't let this happen again

Just watched Ip Man, anti-nip message was strong but it was an absolute belter of a film, the fighting was top notch.

Time to start Ip Man 2.

where's he going?

why does he swing towards the camera?

>america

of course they're referring to black on black crime, right? who am i kidding of course they aren't

Should I sign up to Tinder lads

Why is Daniel Radcliffe so small?

Lads I'm quite worried about South Africa. Apparently all the blacks are genociding the whites there? Don't we have some sort of historical ties to the Boers that obligated us to help them and keep them safe?

Just think of the tall Afrikaner qts we could poach

Do they read shite like the Express and Mail thinking Britain still rules the waves or some bollocks?

Now Gove is going on about building a cruise liner with government money. If Labour weren't busy being incompetent they could destroy the tories.

cannot conceive that a female would find me attractive

Need that stinger in my sack ASAP

Need someone to cuddle.

shot with a death curse when he was a baby

seem like top lads tbqh

>were a white nationalist Organisation

my POV rn lads

>s-stop dying the wrong way!

Jew

Yes

fake

*give you a right hook instead*

I also cringed at that.

Why are racists always the worst example of what they want to preserve?

most tolerable yank poster?

Getting drunk and having a think of England lads
>youtube.com/watch?v=-GvkyKEYRnM

>Don't we have some sort of historical ties to the Boers
ayy lmao. That's one Hell of a euphemism.

*cuddles you electronically*

alri Shyam?

my cock is already out and it's getting warm as I stroke it

*eats your soul*

No one in the 'colonies' gives a shit about us anymore. Only old middle class people seem to think it means anything.

ip man 2 is pretty good, but nowhere close to the first

ip man 3 is a travesty

how sick was that scene where they kill his friend and he's all rattling the cage and being like " I want to fight 10 black belts" then proceeds to fucking kill the lot

The plans for tomorrow:

>get up, shower, have a breakfast of porridge and coffee
>put some clothes in to wash
>take some tramadol
>walk down to the shops
>buy some nice bread rolls, hummus, tesco knock-off energy drinks, other assorted snacks
>walk back up the road
>make lunch as tramadol begins to kick in
>watch football focus and enjoy some lunch rolls
>hop on the 'chon
>hang up my washing to dry
>continue to take more drugs will consuming snack foods and browsing
>watch match of the day

i would suck a willy if the person had absolutely no body hair

don't know how girls suck a hairy willy

Please cuddle me you utter benderoo.

Cheers senpai.

me

youtu.be/ptoRe_4LStg

lads was shagging the gf doggy style last night when she asked me to pull her hair

she was wearing a ponytail so i didn't know what to so i started yanking it and she told me to pull harder but it felt like i was ripping her hair out, wasn't very pleasant lads.

Scared she might ask me again

Do you hate Germans

Probably something to do with troubled individuals with a shitty past wanting to fight for something they believe in. Pretty sure that guy just wanted to beat up a rasheed in the park though doubt he absorbs much British culture

>tfw my squat still hasn't hit 100 despite squatting 2x a week for ages

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING KPOP AND ANIME OPs

>tramadol and energy drinks

uncomfortable

>tesco knock-off energy drinks
>drinking anything other than water and the occasional redbush tea

neck thyself

Just keep in mind this means that she finds you sexually unsatisfying and is thinking of cheating on you unless you impress her spontaneously next time

Heart was racing at that bit, it was top when he was being attacked by 4 guys at once and just kept deflecting all of their fists before he killed them.

Friendly reminder that if a poster speaks highly of London then they are, statistically, of non White British origin

>blacks are genociding
doean't make sense
that would require wide-spread organisation and competence

>doggy style
?

*locks you in a glass benderbox*

no thanks mate

>Many studies prove this
show us some

do you guys post in this gen unironically?
lol. pathetic.

Stay safe and don't stop at any red lights

*looks at the bans page*
ah yes very impressive

youtu.be/WOeYPpOblAw

>ywn have what it takes to be a squaddie

>why yes m'dear I will have a cup of your finest redbush tea leaves, steeped in hot water and served in a porcelain cup if you please ah yes excellent thank you, you kind soul

Very rude.

How about you get in with me?

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

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I don't know anyone who h8s Germans desu. Even my grandfather who fought in WW2 thought you lads were ok

Feels good deepthroating a fat cock and feeling his bristly pubes tickle your lips and nose desu

Lads my boss at work keeps hinting that my coworker likes me.

>Said that it was a problem I had a gf when he was teasing her about being single
>She once said I have nice hair and he immediately said 'be careful user, she eats after mating.'
>He once suggested she fancied me and when she said 'I'll get you back' he just said his work was done and smiled

Why the fuck is life no different after school? Also, does it sound like she wants the D?

not quite sure why you've jumped to that conclusion la

(not the doggy style gf user btw x)

anime

>your opinion

yeah... nah

Eat shit and die, lads.

Concentration camps as we now know them were invented during the Boer war

>in to
northerner

>tramadol
northerner

>tesco knock-off energy drinks
northerner

>football
northerner

my arse

no

ok

the wind shall blow my top-knot off

rather large moth is on my wall

what do?

Not sure how you haven't senpai

its usually disenfranchised youths that get sucked in by charismatic leaders

I have no problem with germans, would like it if you stopped trying to destroy europe though

poo willy bum willy poo

Why are brits leaving the UK?

Also why are they so ugly, racist, and annoying?

what are you implying?

that'd be a shelf in my bedroom and not an office building

dfdfdfdf

awful, seen fuller pancakes

How would a southerner say "I put clothes in to the washing machine"?

Don't care

Stop posting

>Drugs

ah yes. Looking forward to the nightly discussion between degens that their lives are shit.

delete this

emptiness is better than depression imo

fuck sake

nightshift boss just walked by and gave me a promotion which means more hours

thanks alot

r jezza

They're all moving here
For a people so opposed to immigration they sure as fuck like being one

Southerners have pristine health, perfect grammar and do not follow men kicking balls

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sounds like communism to me

>not having a shitty life and self destructing

FONS

tbqh it sounds like your boss wants to rail her himself and can only get some form of satisfaction by arousing her through her attraction to you

he's vicariously flirting with her through you basically

he'll also most likely get jealous and/or creepy if you do shag her so AVOID

>why are yanks
>so stupid
>so thick
>so loud
>so fat
hmm, yes. succinct and accurate

GREAT Thread

just had a wank to one of those webms

God made us ugly as we already have such attractive accents that making us the best looking would be unfair. It's the same reason that the only people on Earth uglier than us are the Irish

Australia is where we send our trash.

Your mum is living proof.

gimmick idea: move to denmark but still post here

yui would never make such a rude and disrespectful gesture

My gf recently let slip that she wanted me to slap her during sex. Turns me on to no end the call her my property and slap her round the face while balls deep. Don't knock it til you've tried it

got a ginger, furry, purring cat sat on my lap and I'm not sure what to do about it

>you may be mugged if you trust too much but it'll fuck you up more worrying about trust

what did he mean by this?

me

youtu.be/dMSPW6EU0zQ

Incorrect.
I am Irish and I am far better looking than anyone here.

fuck it

finger it

i do both haha

>he doesn't use redditflags solely to promote his own area, shit on Northerners and piss off everyone else

hyyyyyyy

yeah but atleast their hearts are in the right place
commies hate their country

fyi that thing has a dick

>I am Irish and I am far better looking than anyone here.

not the responses I was expecting

haha, absolute madman

runt

So if things really do fall the fuck apart after Brexit and no one wants to give us super special trade deals, how are they going to explain their way out of that?

>be yank
>not fat
>not loud
>not stupid

tired of the all the prejudice desu

bop it

>tfw no fit teacher who wants to shag you

>he uses reddit flags

going to do a cry in bed then fall asleep

bye lads

>Original Pirate Material came out 15 years ago

FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Come to hertfordshire

feminine though so no worries haha

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chebs

if you look very closely you'll see that she does

>reddit flags
>muh north v south
runt

fucking hell

wish she was my teacher

booking a train rn

trust people too much and they might take advantage, but this is rare and you'll be better off in the long run if you put your trust in people and don't be constantly suspicious that they're going to betray you x

lullaby for nigel
youtube.com/watch?v=dVbCCs5z69E

Not when you're only ~10% of the population and falling. All it takes is a general consensus of WHITE MAN BAD APARTHEID YOUR FAULT for your numbers to be gradually chipped away until you don't exist any more.

Not bad
Usually they're fat sluts. Probably still some damaged goods tho

>green amphibian
close but not quite

qt

i think you are lying and degrading innocent yui

>the autistic bender from school wants to be friends with me
>left school in 09

FUCK OFF CHRIS YOU AUTISTIC BENDER NONCE FUCK

also i really like this jumper

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Post boipucci xxx

lads why cant you nonce it up as a teacher then just say your identify as a female so no one cares?

proper good idea for the noncers tbqh

finna shit out a poo

commuter county

bit gay

;___;

>This is what british people do on their weekends

howling. Why not go hiking? Or boating? Or rock climbing? Or camping?

Are you a Hertfordshire lad? I've recently moved to Watford for work and besides the lovely park and canal we've got here i'm starting to get fooking bored at the weekends. What else in gwarning in Hertfordshire la'?

I cant understand your incomprehensible drivel you fat, loud fuckwit

also becoming a bastion for the chinese recently

there is literally nothing in my town

everyone just goes to london for nights out

well maybe i am a bit gay~

because living here on the whole is depressing

been watching bbc4 all night and i fucking HATE white people now

REVOLTING

d'aww does pumpkin need a kiss on the lips from daddy to make him feel better

I wouldn't really call that genocide tbqh
The boers only have themselves to blame if they disappear. The government isn't stopping them from reproducing.

tired but don't want to sleep yet because i know i'll wake up at poo o'clock in the morning and annihilate my sleeping pattern

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Don't judge us, we're autistic shut-ins and we like it that way

Watching the Graham Norton show lads, very blatantly linked donald trump with white supremacists. Ah yes, the unbiased BBC

>Cred Forums.org/bans

third eye is opening lads

Only introducing race-based quotas which make them unemployed. Are you white?

haha what are those wacky lads at Cred Forums up to

want to die

literally just got back from a date with an 8/10 blonde lads think i got friend zoned but oh well haha x

>walk into job centre at 9:15
>"alrite m8 just signing m8"
>fat security guard muffles "y-yeah g-go on up"
>sign on
>walk down stairs
>"cheer up fatty only 7 hour more hours to go"
>fat fuck is visibly fuming at this point
>retorts with "fucking cunt get a job"
>go straight to the manager
>get the fatty fired

good day lads

>Why not go hiking? Or boating? Or rock climbing? Or camping?
Ahh to be an American.

Nobody does any of those things you bitch.

In the day:
Go to the park/Watch your football team
At night:
Go to the pub/Stay in

That is all.

quite literally all me

who doesn't

>"cheer up fatty only 7 hour more hours to go"

I wish this was true

Me and the lads discussing white genocide and the possibility of building an all white colony somewhere in North America or Africa.

Lads, what powerups should my 2D platformer have? I've already made a hat that allows you to double jump.

probably people who get to live in Switzerland

Sounds pretty good not gonna lie desu

Fancy a tit wank but cba to go to the gfs flat

Blairite detected

>pub

ah yes, the local third eye calcification centre

nice one mate

DUDE THE GREAT OUTDOORS LMAO

10 months since last physical contact with a friend not from /brit/

>there is literally nothing in my town
Fairs mate. Where's home for you? I know my way round Watford and i've heard Hemel Hempstead's a shithouse, aside from that I don't really know the area. I work in Central London atm but I don't really have any mates in London. I basically only chill with the gf these days, she's great but i still get fooking bored as fuck

its a job centre not a fucking high class restaurant
theres no way he got fired for calling you that

biased moderators cant hide the truth

shaking my head to be honest family

got a feeling i'm going to turn up to work tomorrow looking like a tramp

Did you spend 35 hours looking for a job this week?

addicted to asian milf porn lads. haven't wanked to anything else in weeks

i would like to join

>physical contact
what do you mean by this

doxxable information

we can go to fabric in london

anyone else got a really big nose

hate it

BEE really isn't as bad as the Cred Forums types would have you believe. It's unfair but it only really impacts unskilled workers.

And ja I'm white but I'm neither English nor Afrikaans in terms of ancestry.

bit pekish lads

>I work weekends

female vocalists

spoken to in real life

I had a conversation via text with a mate a month or so ago but apart from that nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=ssgWz8XdrIM
Me in the hat

Its not that great desu. The slag on the end is just trying to get us to practice music and shit.

>working on a saturday

biggest runt indicator going

think my brain just unplugged itself

not even afraid of getting doxxed desu
at worst an empty death thread, at best loads of pizza

you are not stunning

how do i become a swissish citizen?

who /fatbillionaire/ here

avoid Africa
trust me

given up on tinder and just swiping right on everything

>fabric
It's shut down ain't it lad?

I used to go to squat raves bares when I was like 18, i've heard off some of me pals that they've had a bit of a resurgence lately. You fancy it?

do not call her a sl*g please

need a poo

got some bad news for you matey

post your info
the trips gods desire it

You ABSOLUTE madman

yes, also have that stupid nose hump thing

Africa's not all bad, Zambia is nice

Cred Forums is AWFUL.
/vg/ is AWFUL.
/tg/ is AWFUL.
Cred Forums, /c/, /d/, /e/, /h/, /m/, /u/, /w/, /y/ and /soc/ are fucking DREADFUL.

Any of you utter runts even think about going on these boards then unfollow me.

post pics

downloading tinder rn lads
what do I need to know

runt

>margherita

Klunge

*plugs some lad back into the matrix*

Who are you favourites la'? Jessica Bangkok, Whats-her-name Dior?

Potentially triggering opinion: the closest thing to white genocide in Africa was the British policy towards the Boers

why do you need 3 dips and why a plain cheese pizza

you used to go to squat raves naked? haha what a madman

no some psycho here might kill me just to prove me wrong

god no

If you are actually serious i'll go for a pint in London and we can see where it goes

I visit /tg/ regularly

£11 for a cheese and tomato pizza

how the fuck do they get away with that lads

>this many dips
>11 quid for fucking cheese on toast

doing my best
having a rest
doing a poo
having a think about you

I'm a Protestant supremacist

gotta make the pizza not fucking shit somehow

>He still watches question time

Fucking hell lad

what

i have that too

have you ever thought about having it reduced?

>15% off £15
terrible deal
use Papa Johns
FAR better value
I got a large pepperoni, garlic bread, and brownies for £16

More like /shittastebuds/

What sort of runt area do you live where there isn't a nice local pizzeria better than Domino's?

I fucking hate Robbie Williams.

Flange

AMC Loews

Hello this is the moe-police. Please post cute K-ons right now.

*splits your head in two*

the natives tend not to like white-only settlements desu

car

that sounded pretty gay but it wasn't what I meant tbph

Nah senpai, I actually got it off Reddit

me
me too
I have, but I've done nothing beyond thinking "I would like rhinoplasty"

What about cute Alexs?

...

cat has made new friends with the neighbour cat but my other cat absolutely hates the neighbour cat

Kianna Dior

I love her mommy-son creampie scenes

Flaps

Nothing better than a nice long cold night walk

ey lads

GREAT funpost

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It's because you can't get a girl but your bestfriend can.

The love between two heterosexual men will always be stronger and purer than the love between a man and a woman

The ancient Greeks realised this but unfortunately they were also serial shirt lifters so no one took them seriously

>I love her mommy-son creampie scenes

kot yank is my favourite poster here

wonder if he is that lad who posted his face here not too long ago

This never happened

>have a gf so takeaways are instantly doubled in price
ffs lads you don't know how good you've got it

blancmange

SLAVES are absolute dogshit tb h

She has nice tits desu but voice is too high pitched

Waheeyyy!

Sorry boss,
I'm sure you're a decent bloke but i'm not that lonely yet. I'm only in London for 9 more months on a placement year and then i'm back off to uni up North. Fuck knows how people hack London without a solid group of mates though. If i didn't have my gf i'd be depressed as. Such a shitty lifestyle here for most people. Doesn't help that my job's basically a 8:30 to 5:30

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>The ancient Greeks realised this
they just liked to fuck young boys desu

There were actually a few mass murders in the not too distant past. Mozambique was particularly nasty if remember correctly.

youtube.com/watch?v=jRmOyNUXlBs

Would quite like a pet deer desu

Anyone else live in the highlands and want to be friends and meet up?

Need a German gf to get angry at me desu.

probably some chav cunt haha
>watford
haha

digesting an imipramine

Normies think it's edgy

aldready? tommorow ill wake up in momma's basement at 3pm

doing a think about fat cam

pretty bespoke gimmick you've got going here, might take a while to get behind

Shaft

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474935488327.webm

The gf has announced she either wants a puppy or a minipig
If she gets a fucking pig for a pet, she's going in the fucking bin.

imagine being this much of a runt

you need to buy the right stock

alri lads

going to India to do my PhD

downstairs bongos

Walked into the local 24 hour asda and grabbed a tube of smarties, went to the self checkout and could operate it lads

dropped the smarties and ran out

never again

Get her a kot

cat has snuggled up along my arm and the wall

>3 minutes

Come the fuck on lad

the gf

doggos > kots
also foy

rabbit rabbit rabbit

>not wanting a qt little pig trotting about the house

this was mine from earlier

well hes not wrong even if he is a turbororke

remember rappin' duke? doo-ha doo-ha

what is the best blacked?

have seen the one with elsa jean and friends

Fave Beatles song lads?

hes already got one pig why would he want another? amirightlads

the gf

haahahah wahey

where to find a british gf who likes anime

how does a cat manage to look like royalty

need a new
have an insightful post lined up

already have one
she says she wants a pet

waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

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my house

>diet coke

>Original cheese and tomato
>Classic crust
>3 dips
>Spicy BBQ wings

YOU THE TYPE A NIGGA TO GO TO BED AT 8.30PM LMAO

nu

let it be

I know its a popular choice so te "patricians" will look down on me but I don't care I like it

Some weeb events. I went to one before and the girls were pretty attractive, but unfortunately chads apparently go to weeb events even if they don't like anime just to fuck the girls, so cucked again.

top banter

>alleged Holocaust

stopped watching there

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tim

He IS royalty

That's Prince Harry

Going to the fridge, you lads want anything?

>breathy female voice with an acoustic guitar backing

Every girls fave song

Why are the cunts so boring lads?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office

none they're all shit
literal runt music
tried listening to them on acid once and they sounded worse

bad feel

what does that red, underlined 100 normie symbol mean anyway

Within You Without You

STOP POSTING MY RABBIT

>none they're all shit
>literal runt music

Fuck knows

I always read it as "I am 100% knobhead" and it generally fits.

Sprite and a gf
*looks beside me*
just a Sprite

but they are shit

Ree

They are unobjectively not.

State your fave song of any band then, we'll see how your runty tastes line up.

there's a fly buzzing around the room

i've hit it twice with my hand but it keeps going

Watching The Chase lads

HIGNFY back next week thank fuck

actually make that two sprites hehehehe

Didn't know Yanks had HIGNFY too.