/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

oooooohhhhhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=xE6SAE1tCEE

I need to eat a shit

my mom told me she felt sorry that i have been missing out on so much of my youth today

Thanks for gracing the earth with your presence

Nobody convinced me to write, so the dog got it.

poorly

I wasted my one day off doing nothing

my body feels weird
like sudden sharp pain in my legs, when I stood up earlier it felt incredibly dizzy, I can smell blood but my nose isn't bleeding

>want to go out drinking
>remember it's a Friday night

The bar by my house is run down and usually "filled" with ten other people, all seniors. Cheap drinks and chill atmosphere. It's great.

But on a Friday night every Chad and Stacey in the city comes out in droves and drinks until they vomit everywhere, starting fights and blaring rap music from their parents cars. Drinks are doubled (or tripled) in price, and basically every bar in the city is standing room only. It's even worse now that school is back in session and our two colleges and one university are filled to the brim with teenagers and young 20-somethings who haven't worked a day in their lives and have thousands of dollars from their parents or the government to blow on stupid shit.

I just want to go out, sit back, and relax with a few black Russians while watching the news and shit talking immigrants with Dorothy and Reg.

We're shit, though.

...

lol

I'm fuck

i was never a fan of pepe but i quite enjoy the helper mene

just make your own black russians and invite them over

Same here lol

If you think it's something serious, might I recommend getting it checked out?

At the moment

I don't understand why people drink to the point of vomiting.

t. Commie

But the main thing is to "go out". It's why people buy shitty fast food sandwiches and coffee and eat it there instead of making it at home.

lol im going to kill myself AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaahahhah

im drinking alone

hold me guys

I think with just a good nights rest and some ovaltine I'll feel better tomorrow

Poor self-control + normies always turning drinking into some oneupmanship contest where everyone has to get wasted so they can brag about how wasted they were afterwards

I hate myself more than I ever let on
I'm burnt out at 22
I live too fast, and I love too much, and I'll die too young, but I chose the cup that I drank from

find a lesser known dive bar and make it your own

>ovaltine
Whoa, that brings me way back for some reason.

I, personally, physically cannot get drunk without at least 11 shots in my system. I don't have a choice.

don't do it brah!

worst fucking post on Cred Forums

I detest you. I feel nothing but contempt for you. I think you are completely useless. You are a retard. You should kill yourself, you are a piece of shit. I'm actually just projecting but /cum/-suicide pact when

Unfortunately in this age of Google, every bar in the city is known, and every bar is packed.

I drink every other night of the week anyway, I'd just felt like going out tonight too.

...

me above the meat under the top bun

surprise!

>tfw no gf with a sweaty pair of feet to jerk you off
why even live

/cum/ is too depressing right now

time to spice this place up

youtube.com/watch?v=VSH0hyUWJcY

Is that Canadian cuisine?

Wait until real nigga hours

I wish we had a walmart

I want't fuck wilma flinstone

What's your opinion on female pubic hair?

...

why?

Its bad for small businesses

Natural or nothing.

I had to correct a black guy about this guy a few days ago. He didn't know he had a message

I don't know how I managed to keep on scratching my foot without noticing it was shred up and bloody

What are you planning?

It turns me on.

orlando bloom

>tfw we have a Walmart and it's called ASDA
It's a great place actually. It has slightly more class than Walmart (SLIGHTLY) but stuff is still cheap and it stocks a lot of Polish food.

Jamming out to some sick tunes, bros

youtube.com/watch?v=_88ZzpsGSJw

Lads, why is she so perfect?

We already have Rewe, Lidl, Aldi and Edeka as big retailers that destroy small business. And they're either utter shit (Lidl, Aldi) or meh. Compared to a Walmart they are nothing

Tell her she's a dumb bitch and slap her.
That's what I gotta do when my parents start actin' up, dog.

>This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc.. It is not available in your country.

try this
youtube.com/watch?v=6FzK_c9ziF8

>mfw you're the first one to say this
>mfw Americans simply don't read Canadian posts

holy shit i can actually watch it

Nice pic, nice trips

mail.ru bought 2ch

soon yahoo will buy Cred Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs

Noice.
This movie, F91, and Venus Wars, are so fucking gorgeous I can watch them 1000x and never get bored

I just got off work from an opening shift, all I wanna do is get high and play Crusader Kings II

Truly a golden age.

oh shit, Venus Wars

My dad had one paperback of this but Ive never found anything about it anywhere

which was weird, because he's never been interested in Manga

do you own all dlcs

Swiggity swingles
Just checking these singles

...

You made it? kek

I can't believe I've never actually seen Akira.

...

It's not really that good.

It has some good scenes and it's an alright watch, but it just kind of falls apart and rambles a bit, as if it were directed by a shit Japanese Stanley Kubrick.

Really?
Akira is usually the thing most people watch first before getting into the more obscure stuff like M-66.
The manga is superior, not even memeing.

youtube.com/watch?v=iGJzMzW3kuY

What's /cum/ listening to tonight?
youtube.com/watch?v=oAqrB_t1x1g

youtube.com/watch?v=x4plUKqJnuA

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youtube.com/watch?v=bOZ-N0rA0O8

youtube.com/watch?v=UT2oqEHwvUY

youtube.com/watch?v=O9Q3PMwwh8s

Literally me.
I've been playing Vic II lately though.

I'm going to play CK2 with my cousin tomorrow at 9am.

youtube.com/watch?v=3N8qc_bktRE

Rush

Russia>Canada

India>Canada

Most of them, but I'm missing a few especially all the recent ones (Conclave onward I think)
I just bought the game+DLCs collection during the summer sale, it came out to $20 which is the price of the vanilla game whilst not on sale, but apparently that didn't include a couple of them
Guess I'll just wait for the next sale to buy the rest of them, not like I'm strapped for cash or anything

Everything>Canada

True torture is being forced to look at girls with THICK asses in pantyhose all day but knowing you can never be with them because you're Elliot Rodger 2 Electric Boogaloo

True torture is summer when all the cute girls are wearing sandals and showing off their qt feet and you can't do anything except stare.

>Daniel Radcliffe literally showed his dick to everyone in a movie play
>Emma Watson did some tasteful nudes with all the R rated parts of her body covered up
Step up Emma

youtube.com/watch?v=nu2nSWSgFa8

this

Wish I was white desu

nasty. let me see

youtube.com/watch?v=eUawT_tl7sg

But you are Aryan.

I love CK2 but I'm really into Attila TW and Cities Skylines atm

It's super overrated.

>edgy try hard rap

youtube.com/watch?v=cwff61MTOUo

Conclave ruins the game at first, but then you get used to it. The reaper's due is shit, I haven't even touched the game since playing 15 minutes with that dlc.

Why are the Street Fighter comics so expensive? They expect me to shill out 50 bucks just for 2 volumes, and those are used copies. Unused ones would run me like 80

100x better than being a nigger

She has lopsided nips

Searching for timelapse soundtracks

youtube.com/watch?v=1ZBYZTBP7vA

>reading comics instead of manga
wew lad

>not liking Big L
I guess that makes you biggest L, senpai.
youtube.com/watch?v=soTya8ZB3VU

should I turn myself in

>tfw snuggle the cat

>Only has one good album
>Lil Wayne, Eminem, Masta Ace and even Cassidy do his style better than him

depends on what you did

IT'S FINALLY COOLING DOWN

HALLELUJAH

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>soon Canada will make gender discriminatory words illegal
America, please free us.

Why are Mexicans so comfy?

I'll stand on the border and yell cunt as loudly as possible

What in the fuck is a gender discriminatory weird?

youtube.com/watch?v=WnAvNdVyJB0

Are there non latino catholics in the USA?

Irish, Italians, some weird asians

>big, muscular men
>sweet, sexy musk from working all day long
>good, fatty food that makes you nice and chubby
Mexicans are the best. Stop complaining about us stealing your land, though. That's not my fault.

Word*

What's a good thing to watch/play when you're half drunk?

>Watch
Kenny vs Spenny

>Play
Project reality

In the rural parts but a lot of them are hardcore country folk with their trucks and guns and all that.

R.I.P. Americans on Cred Forums
Press F to pay respects

>tfw no one makes 1920x200 res monitors hardly anymore
>they're all expensive compared to 1080p shit
;_;

>tfw 1680x1050
Feels good man

Just finished "And you thought there is never a girl online?", lads.

Overall, pretty disappointing amine. The idea was good and original, but it failed pretty quickly. First of all, Ako wasn't at all cute or endearing or pleasant, and she wasn't at all abnormie. Her entire behaviour and dialogue literally just screamed "I'M A MENTALLY ILL ATTENTION WHORE". And she wasn't even cute, she looked like the kind of person who would go weeks without showering (although in a way at least they got that part down realistically). And they barely touched the other characters AT ALL, which is a shame because they were quite good for what little we saw (especially Akane). Also, it's annoying how the series tried to portray the topic of normieness and abnormieness, while ending up being just a normie shitfest. The art in general wasn't great, especially for how recent it is (I can't stand those fucking U-shaped smiles). And they tried to be a bit lewd, bit "tried" is quite the understatement, there was barely any lewdness at all. And another point: the ending was also shit, there were still a billion unsolved loose ends. A poor ending to a poor plot, really.

Overall, quite disappointing considering the potential. Not recommend/10.

Yep, I'm one of those. Rural Midwestern German/Slavic Catholic reporting.

something not very nice

going to watch a quicky anime tonight buds

I always felt depressed watching it because I knew I missed out on something like that in high school.

Yeah

Went to Oktoberfest. Had a beer, a brat, and deep-fried cheese-curds/brownie/snickers/smores.

Came home; made some caramel sauce. Dipped apple slices in it. Now watching British mysteries on PBS.

reminder the overwatch open finals are going to be on in 7 minutes on tbs usa bros

>can hear sister's friends in the other room dropping her off
>wonder if they're cute or not
>too scared to go out and check

>e"""""'''''''"""""""""""""sports"""""'''''''"""""""""""""

Good to know not all of you are heretics.

The closer the possibilty of hillary being in office becomes, the more i like obama. Never really disliked the man but his policies suck shit.

go out there with your dick out like a real man.

Ok. My wife had a rough day, so I've been trying to do little things throughout the evening to cheer her up. Just smoking a bowl right now.

>girl is sending me nudes over Skype
>thought she knew I was gay
What do, buds?

we lived tortured short pointless existences

>buy some salt and vinegar chips
>they dont taste salty or sour
the labeling is so cryptic i cant tell whats reduced sodium/some other cuck diet shit from normal shit anymore

Change yourself.

what anime?

>believing the 40%+ Democrat sampled polls
kek

assume she knew you were gay and start discussion her body in technical detail as if it were some sort of mechanical part as if that's the only reason she could have sent you them, since you are gay

kill yourself

pics or it didnt happen

Does your city have a higher crime rate than Detroit?

>Cocoa, FL
>yes

This whole county is one giant dumpster. Fuck this place. Wish I was back in Atlanta

Ask her for a picture of her dick.

I feel like vomiting before I get drunk. I can handle non-downer drugs like a champ, though.

>implying "he" has a dick

Post them here

Post your boipuss too

Go to Los Angeles

The US is like 20% Catholic, bud. The really surprising one is China. There's a fuckton of mackerel snappers there.

You can't get me, janny.

USA is catholic

Isn't Atlanta a shithole?

Also

>Milwaukee
>No

/cum/ vegas meetup 2017

Hey guys, its me, the neet who changed the world.. Ama

an hero?

I really was feeling it today. Still part of me has a lot of music to make.

i just got here so i'll check

Atlanta is only a shithole in certain neighborhoods, like most big cities. My town is awful and worn down everywhere.

Oh and I also met a bunch of guys who were pretty much just like me, if I truly ended it senpai, well it would probably never get out to the real world. I wonder if that's what happened to paul mccartney.

>There are people that still ain't living in October
wew lads

my cock is ready

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swedecucks out

youtube.com/watch?v=hl4ndwyMObI

i feel bad

Best month.

Tomorrow I'm going into the mountains to get a look at some nice early fall foliage, fellas.

OKTOBERFEST IS COMING

feelsgoodman

this is my favorite part of city-building games (which is ironic, because while I'm doing this I'm in MS Paint rather than the game itself)

>from Florida
wew lad

Yes, shame that i will sleep during the days

What state or province from USA/Canada has the best countryside?

That elf looks too much like James Franco to be a coincidence.

If you plan on stop talking to somebody do you tell them or never notify them?

I give them a monthly reminder

Artist usually reference like that, so I would not be shocked.
California

Best anime song and I feel very identified with the story too.
youtube.com/watch?v=hHs5AjAvFoA

It just means we get more time to prepare for the best month.

Alaska, Montana, Colorado, or Vermont

True, why is California so god tier despite of the memes?

...

>tfw went and bought beer cause the benzos aint shit
hopefully they dont mix too strong or rip me

Because of its location, wealth and industry

You just slowly stop responding to stuff and keep acting like you forget unless they bug you about never responding then you tell them straight up

...

> October 1, 2016

California could be its own country with enough microclimates for everyone.

The bay area has tech, LA has hollywood and mexican food, and there's cash crops all over the central valley although it's pretty shitty place to live compared to the rest of the state.

youtube.com/watch?v=ndt9MRm7JdI
the feels hit too deep in this show

OH FUCK IT'S ALMOST OCTOBER?
WHY

>2010+5+1
>still no gf

What are you afraid of

AAAAAHHHHHH
MY LIFE IS IN RUINS THESE PAST 6 MONTHS HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT TORTURE
WHYYYYYYY

Dank memes

>not being afraid of the spookiest month
youtube.com/watch?v=hIHUv2ooG38

for halloween I am going to be myself that ought to spook some trick or treaters lol

Because I have done nothing positive in my life since 2013 and I cannot walk away from what I've done and continue to do.
My youth is wasted.
These are my last moments.

Anyone ever join the army and lie about your asthma?

You should be me cus im an ugly piece of shit that cant get a gf haha

Downloading Venus wars, hope it's good

They dont let you be in the army if you have asthma?

I like to fuck women

Start reading books.

It's like an utopia.

I know that feel.

...

You hate
You hate yourself
You blame others
You blame others so you can keep living
You can't blame yourself
Whatever you do you fail and everything goes bad
You have psychological problems
You don't feel love or feel understood
You lie to yourself
You are afraid
You don't want to be happy

Lol no

I think I'm blacklisted now that there's a few years of Marfans diagnosis tests with echocardiograms and shit.

The recruiter will ask you over the phone if you specifically have asthma cus I guess they get a lot of people disqualified for it.

I used to be like you until I got into Uni this year

My days seem brighter

didn't even rhyme/10

The rhyme is not in the words but in your hearts

Listening to metal but I'm not an edgy cunt.

Yeah and people not from CA hate californians because a lot of them come to their state from CA and try to bring all their tax laws with them.

CA has high taxes and it's pretty anti-business. There's also a shitton of people moving to the bay area from Asia and India right now.

That's funny, because I did what you did and I used to be like you.

Same. I genuinely like the music.

Ok thats cool, i heard steroids can treat asthma

wat happned

Damn, reviewers bringing the heat

my stomach is making poo noises

These pretzels are makin me thirsty

...

Same. I got the squirts tho.

America should have a day of thanks to Canada for keeping their economy afloat.

I'm really fucking bored.

I wish I had a console or a gaming computer.

I wish I were dead.

My roommate fell for the meme. He's calls me a cynical asshole because I say every new game is going to be shitty.

I was right about this, mgs5, gta5, Rome II, Banished, and cities skylines.

Blog over.

>GTA5
>Banished
>Cities Skylines

Just because you're bad at a game doesn't make it a bad game, user.

GTAV was great though. You probably are a cynical asshole.

Are you happy now, /cum/?

me in the blanket

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How one does stop being a self hating self lying mentally retarded and lonely person by themselves /cum/?

>go out walking around campus
>turns out there's a Women's volleyball game every friday night

Shift your focus on the good stuff in life
>inb4 theres nothing good about life

All memes aside biking did me wonders.

hi

There's absolutely nothing to banished. I've played like 30 hours, and it's all the same shit.
>Build all the building types
>Let your villagers die one winter.

GTA 5 is just terrible. 4 was better in every way.

Minimum wage is up again!

What should I do with my extra 6$ a week?

...

my special you
all smiles
DONT DIE

>GTA 5 is just terrible. 4 was better in every way.
Criminally wrong.

SA>5>4>VC>3

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>tfw no qtpi volleyball playing gf
>tfw Id never have the courage to ask her out anyway

Tbh Cities Skylines with traffic and road fix mods is pretty good.

Theres actually a huge modding community around the game right now. So much that if you live in a city with >100k people someone might have made your local bus/tram model as a mod.

My uni is a meme

not feeling so good tonight buds

How despairing.

my balls are sweaty desu senpai

niggers

you have an american football team?

...

stay woke

Yes.

I'm a pretty autistic 24 year old and I'm going to a 3 day music festival with the intention of losing my kissless virginity to some random drunk/high slut.
What do you guys think about my plan?

...

>listening to a mentally ill musician.

Don't cling to her otherwise she'll yell rape a few days later

thats rape, you CIS shitlord

Nice donk.

Which one?

I'm pretty experienced in music festivals but I missed them this year (mainly Lightning in a Bottle and Symbiosis).

Usually it will come out when you've hung around people for a day or two and for some reason you feel like there's a real reason to stick around each other.

I can't throw up anymore but I have pissed myself while sleeping twice this month from consuming too much alcohol.

Other one in class

I don't mind when people are all about their culture and history but when they distort the facts and denigrate other people's history that's when it becomes ridiculous and negative.

How come Mexico has more white people in university than the ones in the United States.

I bet you have more pale skins in elementary/high schools too. If I walk by any school around here all I see is stereotypical brown Mexicans.

>tfw literally can't decide if I care enough about my liver to stop myself from giving into my very unhealthy vice

will i be hearing you in the next rape scandal news
judging by the male to female ratio, this is engineering or CS
also, can you rotate the photo, my neck aches
the indios are poorer and thus move here and the lighter ones do better in society, I am guessing

I bet you live in the southwest

where

Because USA is multicultural and this

2012, right when I started college

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we won buds
t. highschool football guy

such is live

>not drinking some sangria, two beers and some ginger snaps on a friday afternoon

wtf I hate indios now

i really like the helper mene

pepe was never a good meme but this helper mene is my favorite

how does one drink a ginger snap?

I did not learn one damn thing in school except how to teach my self how to not learn a damn thing.

Stephen Colbert is explaining Pepe on TV right now

who?

Jesus Christ lads, I'm not gonna to rape anyone.
I've been getting slightly /fit/ (borderline 6/10 now) and I'm going to be aiming for uggos and I'm just going for a kiss and nothing else.

2bh I forgot the name, it's near Austin.
I just picked a random one that was coming up.

What are music festivals like?

put it in a blender with the sangria and press blend.

nah senpai, don't put your hopes so up, I've been in a shit ton of concerts and festivals. I don't consider myself in the slightest autistic and I'm fairly good looking. And the best shot I got was one time I made out and fingered a skinny Peruvian girl in the back of the public shitters.
The best shot you can have is ask your friends to hook you up with a qt, if they're not willing to offer you not even a fuckable whore you better start making new friends.
Oh and also, don't forget the backup plan. At least 100 bucks and 300 in your debit card, just in case you need to take an uber and rent a motel.
My best recommendation is to save that money buy a good whore, fuck her in a hotel, have a clear mind for the day of the festival, do some drugs and have some actual fun for once in your life without caring about putting you benis in bagyna

>I'm not gonna to rape anyone.

That's not your opinion, it's hers.

it captures the original magic of spurdo but it is also a fresh mene

New thread faggots

Over and over again until the pain goes away.
Le white supremacist frog

now, that's sexual assault
I want to go to Las Vegas and fuck a pornstar

>And the best shot I got was one time I made out and fingered a skinny Peruvian girl in the back of the public shitters.
very romantic, senpai

>303

i like this nico
did she at least jack you?

>le thread post autism meme

He's not even showing any good pepes. Just the media-made ones.

literally me but system shock instead

Is he propepe or antipepe?

Oh my god music festivals are awesome as long as theyre the campout ones. If theyre not then you probably go back to a hotel every night which isnt nearly as good as what Im used to.

Is it Austin City Limits by chance? I only know CA festivals.

Most festivals you spend all day hanging out, drinking, and meeting random people with different activities all around; with possible drugs at night (if you're into it, no one forces you), and then after 3 days of that you're exhausted and go home.

A lot of """"festivals""""" are one day affairs where you wake up and go home to same bed every night, but the real fun is camping with hundreds or thousands of people all jamming to the same vibes and music at a giant campground. It's awesome

helper is his own mene

/cum/ was a mistake.

No one likes Canada when Mexico is around.

They're cool.

Festivals are no romantic places, they are filled with shit people, a third of them don't even want to be there because they're just making company to their friends or because their band is not up yet. The other third is just so high or drunk they don't even know what their name is. And the last and best part (usually the ones occupying the front rows at every concert) are the fucking bomb, incredibly charming people, crazy idiots and people that don't care anymore.
If you don't fit in the last one, please don't attend, you'll make a bad day for the people that actually likes concerts.
She just rubbed my benis while trying to make a weird dry humping kinda shit. She wasn't neither the smartest or smoothest girl I've met.

thats illegal, pepe

YOU were a mistake

>Mexico
>cool

No, they're hot. We're the cool ones.

Pick up a map.

the lolis were bullying

It is

being hot is the new cool f.am

That sounds very awkward and weird

So Canadians are hot? Or are we just nothingness?

maybe he shouldnt be flashing little girls

girls are awkward, sometimes even more than men.
Don't get the meme "girls are social beings" fool you, a lot of girls are one direct eye contact away from turning into complete spaghetti.

coconut-flavored sake is the best thing ever

>someone made this

I literally cannot stop eating food
Yet I make hardly no gains
wtf

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Is anybody else in here from San Jose, CA?