/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

How do I log into this website

seriously though, will I get rape threats from consensually kissing a drunk girl at a music festival?

youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg

sent ;)

just post your Full name and credit card number in the namefield

Yes.
>drunk
don't even think about it.

depends how ugly or hot your are. if she regrets it yeah, but i doubt she remembers unless you didly her diddle hole.

/r/ing a song that I can trip on acid to. Can't do Hey Calorie Queen anymore.

No, most don't care for shit as long as you don't knock them up

I am

That doesn't work anymore , the site automatically removes it from your post

no it doesnt

youtube.com/watch?v=elJjRjdRLr8

just pick any song you enjoy while you're high. It's not about the song itself, the music isn't really that important

youtube.com/watch?v=fNLhxKpfCnA

>tfw no Asian gf
I just wanna be happy.

Ok

Also add your security number and zip code.

How do I remove this

hawt

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why did the us give up the panama canal?

Them dubs, Aaron

Keep it up

me on the left

Yeah it's a camping 3-day festival.
It's not Austin City Limits, I just checked and it's called Sound on Sound, its actually going to be their first festival.

Yeah I really look forward to doing this, the only artists I even recognize is Death Grips, but I just want to pretend to be a normie for once and try to be social since I'll be an anonymous nobody in a huge crowd anyway.

me irl

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Why do women have to make me feel tingly inside when they're so cute

Sucks

Sucks

Well done, Aaron.

hi

well what genre do you listen too then?

Hey, what's up?

my cock, honestly.

testing

Something Japanese with lots of loud synths.

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I met my ex-gf at one a few years ago. The next year I fucked two girls within a 3 day timespan through the volunteering crew. Added bonus from taking peoples trash and giving them rides, I got free beer and drugs a few times which was sick.

Festivals are the shit. I've had a lot of stuff happen to me in the last couple years but as soon as I get back on my feet I'm spending my summers at those for sure.

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Everyone here is bunch of cowardly faggot men who would not challenge me in real life.

>pink floyd
>bad
opinion disregarded

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I could break your arm with my pinky

I will literally fuck you

I will fuck you in the ass, bend over.

I dont know anything like that. Only weeb shit

I probably wouldn't challenge you, I'm content with being a loser

Haha /cum/

dumb akarin poster

im an alpha male btw

sorry, I wasn't trying to be vulgar in
it just kind of slipped out :'(

>check catalog

is it Cred Forums's birthday?

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Cred Forums you newfag

doubt it

well shit. I checked other boards to see if it was there too and it hadnt updated yet

Cred Forums birthday
How ironic that it will die on its birthday... :(

no, Cred Forums in general

Yo can a very creative user Cred Forumsify this for /cum/?

alright thats it, pack it up assholes

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What's up with all these pink headed hoes being posted

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this is my favorite mene image at the moment

It's the Aniversarry of the dead Syrian child

...

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Just remembered my original Guild Wars account info.

god dammit, meant for

I love these

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One more pink headed hoe posted and I'm going to bed

good night

nite

a long long time ago

I can still remember, how the music used to make me smile

Because we built the canal. And now it's time for Panama to pay for it.

And I knew if I had the chance

that I could make those...people dance and, maybe theyd be happy...for a while

What's the last song of this video called?
youtube.com/watch?v=BGyYKklDFtw

only music can move me anymore

But february made me shiver, with each paper I delivered

Bad news on the doorstep...I couldnt take one more step

can you see the stars where you live?

I saved this image exactly one year ago

yes but they are clearer if I look westward because of Richmond

Not really.

It's from the end of Gladiator.

DRINK

Thicc

No. I have to travel out at least a good 2 hours away in order to see them.

I really miss the white puffy clouds. All I see now is boring hazy ones.

my sky is unironically neon orange when its cloudy
t. chicago

yes. And the farther up I go you can see the milky way

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>In love with a Mexican girl
>She has to go back to Mexico in two weeks
Kill me senpai.

>fake marry for citizenship
>???
>sex

yea

heh spics btfo

Not as much as I wish.
Marry her so she gets her green card.

Marry her

>bitch wants papers from user
>user calls this love

Wew

I'm also spic tho.

Are you legal?

eww

Of coursh.

HILO /LAT/INO

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GRINGOS OUT

:_:

What are you listening to buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=t7UgkNDAUYQ

Hello brothers

dropbox.com/sh/9vmp09d9qyf5r92/AACMJ5P2zt5lf0kg4Ue9uz-xa/WhiteTopia.zip?dl=0

weed....

nice

It's on a different computer so I'm too lazy to link it but Rosalina De Souza - Rio De Janeiro.
Very chill.

>it's Cred Forums's birthday
Let's celebrate

youtube.com/watch?v=1hJKhiew2O0
Feelin chill af tonight

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whitetopia

>Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!
Dear god

>Thicc

youtube.com/watch?v=CB3H05OhVDI

>woke up at 5am
>10:57pm and feeling like shit

holy moly it's already 9:55

>sabaton

so?

I woke up at around 12:40 AM and am
I feel like a slop pile of crap, my neck hurts so bad for sitting hunched over in the dark for hours

who /edgelord/ here

About 5 or 6 years ago when I was in my late teens/ early 20s this happened:
>had known this girl online from MySpace days, must have been about 14 when I first met her
>we talked about having sex online a couple of times
>eventually she lost her virginity to a guy, fucked a lot of other dudes, had a ton of boyfriends
>stopped talking regularly for a while but we were still on each others' AIM buddy lists or MSN Messenger (can't remember which)
>she asks if I want to meet up (for the first time) one day out of the blue
>Not doing anything else so I agree
>Go grocery shopping together at the mega mart
>Buy some stuff for dinner later, she doesn't get anything but we walk around the aisles for a while
>Notice that she is super immature (Of course, she was a MySpace whore that lost her virginity at 14, after all...)
>Literally mocks a special needs person as were heading for the exit (loud, grunting laughter)
>Cringe a bit inside but don't say anything because I'm not that kind of person
>Drive back to her place
>Sit in her back yard for a while
>Keeps talking about how shitty her boyfriend is and how they are seperated at the moment
>Eventually she goes back inside for a couple minutes to do something, then comes back out to talk again
>Tell her I am going to leave
>Realize as I am driving home that she wanted me to go dom and fuck her
>Stopped talking again shortly thereafter and haven't heard from her since
Not sure how to feel about this all these years later.

Rise Against is my edge outlet
youtube.com/watch?v=zpSUWtAlVjA

>65568951

Didnt read a word of that

>cruz's internet death clock ticks to 00:00:00
>Cred Forums birthday party starts
what does this mean

who cares, you only missed out on used goods lol

Oh baby that's nice.

he's going to use Cred Forums's Anonemoose to steal the delegates just in time for the november election

Recommend me music based off this pic

>September ended
Wake me up

youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

not bad
it made me think of Lupin III

cool
but I can never really remember any of these vaporwave artists

>whitetopia
ok

I couldn't really get into it
also that War Thunder ad

youtube.com/watch?v=rtfbUD2RKSE

youtube.com/watch?v=nnTE7qN7WAk

Legit one of my favorite songs.
>but I can never really remember any of these vaporwave artists
That's doesn't really sound like vaporwave.

>Lady gaga will play during the superbowl halftime show

>That's doesn't really sound like vaporwave.
It technically is
Vaporwave is just a music genre where you remix songs to the point where they are mostly indistinguishable from the original to the point where it's legal to claim as your own. The word just gets meme'd around a lot

Vaporwave is shit by its own nature. The only good thing the community has done in the past three years is that one dank Bieber mix.

>Vaporwave is shit by its own nature.
Go fuck yourself. Vaporwave is chill af.

You're right
I just meant it as a generalization on artists who make music by remixing soundtrack soundtracks from old shows, nostalgia etc.
even then I'm not sure if this is based on that

regardless it's not bad
it's just something I don't see myself listening to more than once or twice.

>is chill af.
The ultimate way to recognize that someone has shit taste is if they call music "chill" or listen to "chill playlists"

What the fuck is wrong with listening to music that feels calming and relaxing

Vaporwave is shit because its absolutely limited in terms of aesthetics. After you've been into it for a year or so you'll be able to understand what I'm talking about. There is nobody in the community doing anything original, and artists have been reusing the same shit over and over again for about the past five years trying to craft catchy tunes. It's played out as hell.

Not really, no.

I can see the main ones: Big Dipper, Orion's Belt, and so on. Plus a bunch of satellites. But it's mostly black.

When I lived in Arizona, though...holy Hell. Every night (assuming no clouds), you could see the GALAXY. There it was, clear as day. It was honestly amazing, and I'd spend a few minutes every night just sitting outside staring at it.

>tfw listen to music that sounds stressful and hair-raising because I want to experience Halloween year-round
Tastes differ. I wish I knew some chill music right now so I'm literally just listening to elevator music with drums.

nothing
but having a "chill playlist" is the ultimate sign of being a pleb

>rtists have been reusing the same shit over and over again for about the past five years trying to craft catchy tunes
This is every genre of music ever though

Speaking of chill music, anyone lsiten to Tycho?

do you think you're a better singer than lady gaga or something

No

Lady Gaga is dope af

someone nuke this shithole

Good music isn't made to fit a genre. Vaporwave, music on the other hand, is.

You'd think that, but vaporwave takes it to the extreme. There are certain meme generes that pop up every couple of years and vaporwave shares every characteristic of one of those generes. Especially so because vaporwave tends to make use of a very limited set of sounds and source materials.

nah

>I wish I knew some chill music right now
youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
youtube.com/watch?v=DP9SXGFnIxM
youtube.com/watch?v=wa3qqfgp1Ns
youtube.com/watch?v=bdwciDUPyvw (Favorite one, especially when alone at night with all lights off)

>white "master" race
youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA

what the fuck is this

lmao

he's the problem

>/cum/ is shit
>leave Cred Forums
>forget Cred Forums is a board for months
>come back because someone mentioned /cum/
>"well it could not have possibly gotten worse"

Please change

The one improvement seems to be that all the tripfaggots have died off, but now the rest of you are just directionless shitposters with nobody to focus on.

The rampant anime shitposting seems to have actually gotten worse and while I see less canadian posters they seem to have been replaced by more mexican sudacas.

I don't know how you people managed it, but you have taken the pile of human excrement that was /cum/ and made it worse overall.

Congratulations.

lol y u mad tho

es good

>He wants /cum/ with an agenda

lmao
off yourself

The Hotline Miami games have such great soundtracks.

youtube.com/watch?v=wWurQPnJ3LU
>directionless
Oh wow it's almost like it's a general thread.

nobody's posted anime in the last 30 minutes, you faggot

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>"well it could not have possibly gotten worse"
everything went downhill after NAD left, he is what held us together

I WAS AT SUBWAY AND THE GIRL MAKING MY SANDWICH ASKED WHAT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS SHOULD I GO BACK AT 2:40 AM, 20 MINUTES BEFORE IT CLOSES, AND TALK TO HER

open your cunthole

What the fuck do you want to talk about then?
People always bitchin but never helpin

she wants the dick

d'aww does babby need a kiss to make him feel better :[

>The one improvement seems to be that all the tripfaggots have died off

ayy

I want your sudaca con leche in my pussy mmmmm

Is it dumb if I open with "I forgot to ask what your favorite color is?"

Reminder that if we Floridians had flags to show that we're in Florida (not the extra flags add-on that barely anyone uses) we'd be even bigger madmen than Australia.

yes

Why is it that after 60 you're a "senior", and that doesn't ever change?

You're a baby, then a child, then a teen, then a young adult, then an adult, then middle aged, then...a senior. For WAY more than that length of time.

At least when you hit 100 you're a centenarian or some such, but why the 40 year gap in what you are? A 60 year old is way different than an 80 year old.

ok, I'll do that.
she looks like tracer
i cannot mess this up;
yolo

If you dont like Golden Oreo's, we cant be friends anymore

Because you should die

senior = please die so we don't have to look at you anymore

Why should we come up with cool titles for people we don't want to remember exist?

hmmm made me think

Phone your grand-ma and apologize.

I'm really late to the party

>Golden Oreo's
You would be a shitty friend anyways

>If you dont like Golden Oreo's, we cant be friends anymore

do any of you guys feel bored/unfulfilled with your life in your town? when i was travelling, i was a different person, was happy, i was outgoing, i was motivated. here, all i do is self loath in my bedroom and drink alone, and plan my next escape out of my home life. does anyone else feel like this? please say yes ;_;

>h-hey, can you say something in british for me?
>are you sexually aroused by gorillas?

Can't go wrong

>2016.10
>purchasing Nabisco products

thoughts on this?

rude

read On the Road, by Jack Keroauc

Were you a backpacker?

Only if it's with Québec

youtube.com/watch?v=XP4clbHc4Xg

>I misquoted again

read On the Road, by Jack Keroauc

>getting all of the cream without getting your teeth getting blacked

>read On the Road, by Jack Keroauc
I'm sorry
I'm not a teenager anymore

i was gone for 8 moths. working in europe. then i found a "job" at a hostel in eastern euopre for another month. and a bit of backpacking inbetween.

Cycling is comfy lads

ALL CALIFORNIANS REPORT IN

>MFW FUCKING 105 DEGREE WEATHER

you dont need to be a teenager to appreciate it, you need to be a teenager to be elitist about books

maybe your town sucks dicks.

Man I want to do something similar, me and a friend of mine have a plan to go to Brazil or the UK.

Pasadena represent

City of Roses shittin on all yall

Shoving a GMC up a cyclists ass for holding up 30 cars in a 55 double yellow is better.

are you only now getting that heatwave? It was 97F in the bay area just last week, now its cooling off

I don't own a bike.

He deserves it.

it really does. but im under the impression that no matter where i consider home, i wont be happy there. i like to be a stranger to a city. i like meeting locals of other places, and meet like minded people. funny, the entire 8 months i was gone, i never felt homesick, but ive been back for 4 months now and every day i feel travel sick.
all i can say is, do it! how long do you think you'll go for?

Is Florida really the South's Mexico?

>live in one of the most beautiful small towns on the coast
>can't appreciate it because I'm a NEET shut-in

Starting Wednesday, shit suddenly jumped from 86 to 105 in a day. Hopefully, it will end soon.

More like Brazil combined with Australia.

For a few months don't know yet.

So go

If traveling makes you happy go, explore, enjoy.

Do not waste away in a hell of your own creation.

What's Mexico's Mexico? One of those weird Central American states like Guatemala?

>>live in one of the most beautiful small towns on the coast
i live in a shitty, stinky industrial town in the central interior of british columbia, going to college. stop assuming things, youre wrong.

Yes

Some people say Guatemala but it's really a mix between all those Central American countries.

I was referring to myself, bro.

Ths logic makes sense, however i believe i have to get my bachellors in order to find a stable job in the future. my logic is i gotta suffer for a few years until i can live my dream. but hopefully i wont be crippled by debt by the end of my education..

You're so quick to not even read the post you're reading.

oh. sorry mate.

Mexico.

im quite drunk at the moment. thats my excuse.

Apparently, it seems that way because the press get some nice access to police files and they're definitely going to publish some of the weird shit that goes down.
All states have some weird stuff about them, but Florida seems to be the weirdest due to the media attention it gets.

I mean, I could be wrong, and that it's actually just God's little playground.

>my logic is i gotta suffer for a few years until i can live my dream.

youtube.com/watch?v=MYiahoYfPGk

looks comfy

ever been to Bodega Bay?

are those railroads? I dont know anything about them but putting them by a beach seems like a bad idea

Get one

I've been wondering to myself as of late: is the coast meme overrated? Is the interior better? I see the fog on these central Pennsylvanian hills and wish the coast had this much mystique.

Is Jack legitimately autistic, or the most dedicated troll in the culinary world?

>not knowing where on the map one of the only two countries that borders you
An American must have written this.

Isn't New England and Cascadia a "paradise"?

who /patrician/ here?

No, it's just a road. The beach below it is a doggy beach used to take my dog down there when he was still alive.

Nah man, sorry.

this has been happening a lot lately. Immigration agents usually ask them a combination of questions only mexicans would know the answer of and questions only south americans would know the answer of

apparently this works well enough in most cases

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Not really. Don't believe the memers. It's just a dreary, industrial highway.

Avocadofornian here. I don't know if it's just San Francisco, but up here, the beaches are okay, but the weather is usually foggy and gray.
When it's sunny, it's pretty nice and can be relaxing to chill on the beach.

If you go down south towards Santa Barbara, the beaches there are berry nice.

>Cascadia
yes
>New England
no

drive up highway 1 then say that again

>take the Tom Waits album right off of the Cred Forums essentials chart and call yourself patrician

well if you're ever up north here, check it out. Ive only been to Santa cruz and Santa barbara though, so I missed out on all the southern beaches

i dont go on Cred Forums
prefer swordfishtrombones but i dont have it on my phone
just painstakingly fixed the fucked up tags on every track too

It is to an extent. The interior is comfier to me. Everything just seems to move a little slower. But the coast is where all the opportunities are and the natural beauty is not overrated at all.

Post punk
youtube.com/watch?v=gDV1mx1Rwko

best punk song I know.
youtube.com/watch?v=L11WFlpSQeI

test, is my flag attachment off?

youtube.com/watch?v=W7xtltFBAMw

that's punk not post punk :^)

Sure

youtube.com/watch?v=HRIRkevjuoo

here's some in spanish

youtube.com/watch?v=fOKV38C3DL8

Nice, it sounds like he says "I want my waifu"

no

youtube.com/watch?v=a9f4fWSzCvA

>tfw seriously considering a Cred Forums pass

>paying to shitpost

Damn it, what flag is showing. I thought I deleted it

I'd sugar her skull

I'm about to go to subway and talk to the grill i mentioned earlier

wish me luck

an american flag

bad luck haha

Oh, well that's fine then. I'm discarding extraflags

brings a tear to my eye

Why do blacks moved to Washington?

Today Washington is a black city and Maryland is now very black.

Maryland is also black because Baltimore is greater than 60% black

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Migration_(African_American)

how do we stop the Russian menace?

germany can handle it

strategical carpet bombings of capitalist pamphlets

Ironic coming from the japs.

hello

simple.
youtube.com/watch?v=pnh7x8aU26g

I need to fap

but I don't know what to do it to

youtu.be/WWpZC1bKfX8

that pope depiction haha. Also, is Greece a crab or a laurel crown

Mercy

>tfw running out of unique pink anime girls
had to get one last year because my apartment was ip banned. The captchas are ten times worse since i last had to do them

>yfw there are NO good canadian music acts
really makes you think

delet this

that's just factually incorrect desu

youtube.com/watch?v=6tZ_uwDlmPY

>GYBE

snorecore

Probably a few? I'm ex Navy so I kinda miss seeing a sky full of stars.

Speaking of
>holy fuckballs no fuck that transit suez was bad enough

>Cred Forums is now 11 years younger than me

I just want to
GET HIGH ALL THE TIME
GET HIGH ALL THE TIME
GET HIGH ALL THE TI~IME

I like protest the hero tbqhwy
Of course

how was your experience in the navy? What did you do?

She wants to gift you crayons

Fucking this.

We used to bring down governments, hack the world banks, steal missile codes, discuss our retirement plans, and post high quality memes.

Fuck you /cum/, you directionless losers.

Florida is a nice state desu

OUR NEXT ADVENTURE AWAITS US, SO THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE

YEAH! WE'RE /CUM/ HEROES!!!!!

I did a few things, but primarily traditional naval shit. From line handling/ chipping paint to navigation/ flags/ ceremonial stuff. Did two deployments, both to the gulf. It was interesting, I grew as a person, saw the world.
I also did a couple months working a form of intel against the Iranians. Cake job any time except during Hormuez transits

>Joined to work on reactors
>Washed out of that shit
My "Rating" used to be QM, Quartermaster, though as of this week ratings no longer exist. Because the Navy is bound and determined to destroy all its traditions.

I wouldn't give up my experience for the world, but there's no fucking way I'd go back.

>it's a younger sister is threatening suicide because she is grounded and can't text her boyfriend episode
God teenagers are so fucking dramatic. Even I was a little shithead. I fucking ran away twice.

what Is the code of Pakistani missile?
Asking for a friend

"password12345"
t. hacker pro

just let her text me, who are you to stand in the way of our love?

I am scared /cum/ I was driving into my neighborhood and didn't see anything then a bizarre looking man appeared in front of my car and ran at me and chased me for a block shouting at me. I have no idea who that was and I have never seen them ever. barricaded my door desu

>math is difficult

lol chased some faggot driving a chevy earlier
scared the lights out of him too

WILL POST SUBWAY TRACER REPORT IN THE NEXT /CUM/ THREAD

It was a pleasure meeting you.

dogman

prepare to get raped and RIP'd son

Did you inform the police?

This happened to me twice some months ago.

Both times it was a druggies who were tripping out. Called the cops both times.

Fuck pill poppers.

Probably just a drunk bum, I've had them yell and and swear at me in broad daylight, though I've never been chased down by one

lmao @ no gunz

You know what's REALLY scary. Being at a stoplight at night in the hood and two black guys talking in some language you don't understand start walking toward your car. Instantly start praying

How do you know how old I am

good posts

around blacks

all me btw

>driving in the hood
Never again. I'll never forget last year in broad daylight when i was just cruising, and right by an elementary school 8 loud pops and people running and screaming.

About to finish Squid Girl. What moe shit should I watch next?

weren't they remotely concerned? if a dude walks behind me and we're all alone, I always check back on him regularly

100% canuck approved moe.

Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka

Joshiraku

I bet you anything they got a gun after that.
#1 reason not to walk around listening to music or using your phone.

youtube.com/watch?v=TBzCKGp3UNU
lmao funny stuff isn't it

How long should I wait to ask a Tinder match for her number?

>Watching cuckime

Wow. Why is /cum/ so racist???

a couple minutes

Okay, look, is it weird that I understand ebonics? I'm a white boy from California and it's not like I even listen to rap or anything, I just understand what they're saying and can talk to them.

Why doesn't anyone ever say >be american >get shot anymore?

Because
>be american
>shart in the mart
is the new meme

Stale meme.

NEW

Shaft in the Mart and also because suddenly it's not so funny anymore after France got shot up by shitskins like 3 times