/brit/

>he says benders out

...

una vela

my gf just told me she's been avoiding going to the shop near her house because her ex works there

does she still have feelings for the runt? She broke up with him 2 years ago

Dido is the greatest female pop artist of the last two decades

Vaping is a decent alternative, I smoked 15-20 for about 10 years and now I only have about 2 or 3 per day. inb4 fedora

There's a leaf in my thread

>Not based Grimes

>he doesnt have loose leaves and a strainer

runt detected

might make some meatballs again

HATE
A
T
E

maybe they should leaf :)))))))

Read this as:

"Dildo is the greatest female artist of the last two decades"

Hahaha

First for Cat. He loves being on the edge haha.

Literally only know her from Stan

no if shes avoiding him it generally means she doesnt want to be around him

grim bedroom that mate

Better than Poleaboo's

What on EARTH is he doing?!

kitties are such bros.....

cute cat

Fuck off murderer

Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done on Earth, as it is in Heaven
Give us this day, our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who tresspass against us
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil
Amen

>Teabags? pfft, I brew loose-leaf

im not sure if it is

alri lads off to get my beauty sleep, please stay civil.

REALLY makes you ponder...

testing

Lodoss reference

I like it!

What?

The moderator was a registered Republican.

Tastes better tbf

Fuck off Poleaboo

R A N C I D
A
N
C
I
D

Means literally nothing when you look at what actually happened at the debate

It's a meme you dip

>why are you a tax cheat

Why even include that one? The lad literally butted in and sid it's because he's "smart"

might try and go a week without talking about politics

think it just makes me angry

going to the paki shop, anyone want owt?

KEEP IN MIND i have a budget of 9 australian dollarydoos

Reminder that if you don't find this attractive then you might need to evaluate your sexuality

I get really passionate too.

It's weird isn't it?

Why do you want us to get BLACKED?

Does your toilet drain counterclockwise?

...

hmmm

Not a fan of nose rings

Aussie bf pls x.

>politics

how i know anyone is a right bore straight off the bat. discussing current politics regularly usually means the person is a tedious and preening anorak all too smug with their smidgeon of intellect

everyone knows the true patrician always has at the least a stable foundation in the classics if they truly wish to perceive the current political situation

contemporary politics is for the shallow and pedantic wastrels unable or unwilling to face the bigger picture

...

no, straight down because of superior australian engineering

post full

why are niggers black?

posting the greatest living female artist

m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5bwStdo3TE

the talent level is absolutely unreal

>It's weird isn't it?
nah i think the anger is justified

people's wrong(in my opinion) opinions and beliefs have a major and direct impact on my life

Fancy

factual statement

terrible, made it 2 seconds.

Almost drank like 1.75 litres of Coke Zero, very hungover. What I am like haha. x

That's not Kate Bush, get out lad

so you've basically said nothing other than "im smart you're stupid" good job

...

you are all fat and gay

*spins the bottle*
it lands on

good post

didos a fookin legend m8

my ex-gf went to one of her shows and got backstage and had her sign the inside of a pizza box

If you don't discuss things how can you make them better though?
>people's wrong(in my opinion)
What are your opinions?

an accurate summation

indeed

me on the left

Lol you alt-rightists are a joke

Got a 7inch willy ama

why do you have this

>tfw no Carmella Soprano gf

Hawt

FUCKING LEAFS GET OUT MY THREAD

hmm.. she's not exactly feminine

kek

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic vet

>white """""people"""""

>dog really happy at the end
>she just gives it a cheeser

Cute

honestly tho she peaked at like 14

>What are your opinions?
haha its only been 10 minutes i can't give in that easily

Icelad responded to my post :3

>tfw dealer shorted me .5 on a 7 gram buy

kike fuck

shes not very attractive
plus the excessive adornment really puts me off

like adriana is fairly hot, but because shes constantly guido'ed out to the max I just can't even look at her like that

bleh!

Reminder that it's legal to do this in Canada whereas in BASED Britain bestiality has been banned since 1290

>unarmed black man

they should really stop leaving their arms at home haha

Don't care, she's qt

If you don't poach an egg in your instant noodles you should be put to death tbqh

7/10

Adriana was hot regardless you big poof

>something something Corbyn is ebil
Ah yes, deep and insightful opinions you got from the mainstream media :^)

I poached yer mother's eggs with my instant noodle.

No one respond to the leaf

We know, you make a gajillion threads about it everyday on Cred Forums

Good plan

*blip blip blip*

There's a female in here

Say something interesting lads

...

The ones who develop early usually age like milk

Girl in the class above mine was fully developed by 6th grade
Huge tits at the age of 12 imagine that haha

Now she looks like she's 40 (she's 29)

ok you win

im left wing. i like corbyn

I don't like jewellery

I only do Cred Forums, Cred Forums and Cred Forums desu senpai sempai

>its another canada is the centre of attention episode

getting a bit tired of this malarkey

Isn't that the shaggy dog?

My best friend is a straight guy. He once kissed me because he wanted attention. One time at the sea he came into my bed saying he couldnt sleep on it. Again i think for the attention. I thought he was mad and just fell back asleep. Years later i may have realised he just wanted a free penis sucking.

Are there any Canadian men who aren't completely mental?

it's the dog from a boy and his dog

I really wanna get high

i am pro-canada

autism

Venezuela has some weird syncretic religion involving Marian devotion and pagan/native religions.

What do lads?

I want to shag her but don't want any funny business going on with her bf

i've gone from drinking 8-10 cans of lager per night to just 2 to help me drift off to sleep and i'm super proud of myself. pretty soon i'm gonna be 100% booze free

Fuck off you cunt

as is anybody who loves King and Country lad

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Why haven't you switched to watching Hockey yet /brit/?

youtube.com/watch?v=bAtWC5KsPyg

Greg Rusedski?

Fuck her and her bf, then cum in her ass

This

>have great original ideas
>don't share them
>don't implement them
>they die with me
I was truly the smartest after all.

is that a hairy wart by her lower lip?

My name is leaf and I approve of this message

Want some coke?

Where did you hear that?

Dumb frogposter

Rifle a pop arff
Nuff gyal get wuk arff
Unnu take unnu top arff
This about fi get lock arff
Man, war is war
Bro got the keys for the cyar
Bro got the sweets for the star
Man a rise and pop arff
Man's champy get buss arff
That's a shutdown lock arff
Man's side road block arff
Man'll knock your block arff
Bro took that top arff
There ain't no time for no stop arffs
Mad brassiere get pop arff
Man a rise and pop arff

I bet on it

MALDITA
LISIADA

Good lad

great post

>what do you do for a living?
>i sit on a bongo drum and chant "dooby dooby dub"

Good evening, Pedro

I bet she loved white dicks

youtube.com/watch?v=OpLicU5iAJ4
chune

This film became bent as fuck towards the end

Naw

Want weed desu

nope, not autistic

it just disgusts me, always has

can't touch other peoples rings or earrings or even watches.

I can tolerate a simple bracelet.

don't rlly like necklaces either

why does the mexicANO hate frog posting so much

Is Coffee & TV the most time consuming Blur song? Put it on at like half three nearly and only just came out of it

...

Dumb pirate frogposter

All women do

I think that one was colombian lmao

You should ask the producers

Irrational mate

jamaican dancehall music is 100% better than half baked british black imitations. it has the added legitimacy of coming from one of the most violent countries on earth

Well done mate! :)

National Geographic

i know, but still doesnt change anything

It massively impacts my choices with girls too

Everyone except white girls

lads, I was restarting my computer and I hit cancel. I go into firefox and click on my Cred Forums bookmark and it only displays the tan background, but when I click on another website it displays the entire page right before it loads the background of the next site.
I've cleared the cache and even reinstalled firefox, but nothing will fucking work. Im forced to post this from internet explorer
what the fuck do I do?

Symbol of peace

I thought it was pretty terrible overall

My best mate kept telling me I needed to see it and wouldn't shut up about how good it was and then I told him it sucked and was gay after I watched it and he got upset

I don't know what he likes about it so much

seek help

I had no idea about that, I mean the Marian Devotion is strong but the synchretism must be a thing in the jungles

You are a cuck

heeeeellllppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plsssssssssssssss

Yanks? Nah, not a fan

You almost get cool numbers

...

its not a serious ailment or even a problem 2bh

>Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
>Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
>All that's missing is the sea,
>But don't worry, you can suntan!

You lads want some of my tall boy?

film of the week right here, I expect all your reports by next friday

don't mind me

just waiting for the race war to break out

are the lads who were talking about the book "the sailor who fell from grace with the sea" here?

Whenever someone tells you how good a film is, prepare to be let down. They always talk it up too much.

Really starting to be turned on by the young guy in modern family. He's 18 now or something but it feels wrong having seen him as a child.

You had the opportunity in detroit back in the 60's when niggers wanted race war. But you fags fled LOL

the fat spic kid? also fuck off you bender

>i do not like watching cute spanish boys discover their bodies
gay

Bit noncey that

You gay or something?

I want to stab the shit out of your faggot face like faust did to that fag in the 90s

You talking about the retard?

>spanish
Mexican mate

the mexican is very agressive this evening

what can man do against such beasts?

alright, it actually does display the page, but it's taking way longer than it normally does. it's not that the internet is shit, because it does actually load the page. it's just taking way too fucking long. like 40 seconds just to load the Cred Forums homepage

WHY

Mexicans laddo

taken to sweetening my tea with honey instead of white sugar

enjoying it

youtube.com/watch?v=sZH9Z9qtoMI
2n

Wow pirates mistook us with spaniards :(

I'm talking about luke not the mexican you retards.

>tfw depressed

Haha

you should use brown sugar

can't abide white sugar

>In the same year Cowling published Conservative Essays which states boldly:

>"If there is a class war - and there is - it is important that it should be handled with subtlety and skill. [...] It is not freedom that Conservatives want; what they want is the sort of freedom that will maintain existing inequalities or restore lost ones".

Ah yes, being a "Conservative". Very good.

they're european mexicans

spaniards in all but name

Do you have a rich friend who is also your gay lover?

All the kids apart from that older one are awkward as fuck now desu, don't think they're going to get a lot of acting jobs once the show ends 2bh

>responding to the leaf

Jesus Fucking Christ is that a shop?

Is there a way we can talk instead of writing? Would be cool ladsl

ur right

Use set honey instead of clear honey. It doesn't even taste of honey. It's great.
What's the difference?

ur still a faggot. go die of aids or sumthin lmao

>tfw can't remember the last time I wasn't depressed

*Fuck off Bender x

tastes nicer imo

i use like 10 teaspoons of sugar in my tea, white sugar makes me sick

b t a la verga putaso jaja

This is pretty cool lads

youtube.com/watch?v=L0dxByaPWhM

touched a girl once

>10 teaspoons of sugar
would you like some tea with that sugar?

mexicANO y venezuelANO

but i like the taste of honey?

brown sugar is top but i havent got any atm

Which part?

AmericANO

Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Touched a girl tonight, my girlfriend

attached the pic when i had another post in mind, oh well

CHI

I prefer a strong coffee without sugar

...

sugar in coffee is vile

Wrong one

Can't do black coffee desu
Need sugar and half/half

bum and fanny

...

Hahahahahaha hahaha

I hate colored folk

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.

That's how most people drink it

Why even

tell my man vote labour

>colored

FOY

Cat is in bed with us right now. Lovely .

youtu.be/fIJ2PmJfIbQ

tastes bad to me
i prefer it black and pantshittingly strong

tell dis bitch to fuck off

CHI

...

you are waifu a shit

me top right

I would gladly shag any girl in that picture

hotel california is a sad song

So is Bloody Sunday

who is the white girl in the back

your life is a sad song

listening to Lamb of God rn lads

wtf i'm gay now

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>uninstall firefox
>reinstall it
>now getting insecure connections on every damn page
could someone please fucking spoonfeed me?

U2 Bloody Sunday wasn't depressing.

Pale Moon or Chromium

Waaakkkeee meeee uuuuppppp wheeeennn Septeeeembeeeerrrr eeeeennnnddsss

youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

redpill me on ssd's

Do you need money? Love? Jesus? Why is your heart do rageful?

This song is really sad

youtube.com/watch?v=dYZq5QlJHkI

mums sad again :(

early 2ks called
they want their whiny post-grunge rubbish back

i was recently told that people who are autistic tend to identify as the opposite gender more readily than average

if ever there was a damning critique of gender benders

Just remembered my mum is dead

>sadposting

cheeky suicide on the horizon haha

what?

/r9k/ is invading

Couldn't imagine living in NYC lads

Green Day are on the same level as the Beatles in terms of historical musical influence

The hell is going on

Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

alri jezza

pretty hard to forget such a thing innit?

you mean not significant at all :^)

Well yeah

everyday man turn up to the max

hahahahahaha

Gotta catch 'em all

£112m euromillions jackpot lads

imagine winning that

Alri lad

Thank you special agent Corbyn for making brexit a reality

It's not like anything bad could happen on a Sunday

This one time I was reading Frank Herbert's Green Brain and some song by coldplay came on and literally i was reading about the insects coming out of the water and the song was Spies came out of the water! How weird is that.

They will last a very long time

youtube.com/watch?v=hpuInTWHijY
me listening for the ride home

outlook for life is not looking so good
i'm 28 and have accomplished nothing and i'm a genetic mistake

time to pack it all in i think

*dashes mans ssd on da ground*

they process games faster which means shorter loading screens, programs run faster, faster start up time, no down time for processing on startup

abunch of shit

you won't be missed or remembered

haha yeah

*walks away and talks to someone else*

Why doth thou possess such a shirt

*follws you*

Microsoft outlook isnt looking so good.

Haha yeah

*walks away and talks to Cat*

doing a poo lads

*comes in*

Today is bae's birthday lads

>would destroy the cunt of the beheader chick
>go in dry with no lube
hnnng

Why not?

Pics of bae

played it tbf

winning the lotto is my only was out of this rut

Good for you

>jezza gives the finger to the globalists
>wants to put white dolescum to work and have them start stable families, turning the underclass back into the working class (steady, livable income that you earn through the sweat of the brow = dignity)

hes a turbo rorke and the hero britain needs

pls help
ive been trying to fucking fix this for 2 hours

...

I'd rather more of these

Is thy boyfriend Swedish

meanie

Fucking party hats bruv

No one cares

proper commies are basically Nazis so far as the mainstream is concerned

Corbyn loves mass immigration m8

Alri

His speech this week was very inspiring

Cred Forums is almost old enough to start high school haha

rate my gf lads

Too bad corbyn receives support from trotskyists :(

so are you :o)

>commie slags
>partisan pussy

not for 5 more years

@65567765
Corbyn is a Trotskyist, puto

lel

:(((((((((

>you will never be a cuban gangster in 1980s miami, snorting endless amounts of cocaine and listening to Gloria Estefan and Matthew Wilder sing live in glitzy but sleazy nightclubs
kill me

literally rupert murdoch lies

third eye status : welded shut

up the new new labour

the other is cuter, and not the horseface chebs one, the one with brown eyes

favourite day ever on /brit/ was when aisha posted in here hahahahahah

Nah, its just a joke from a show we like where multiple characters wear this same shirt so ge got it for me.

Principal Skinner isn't Principal Skinner

some protestant irish lad whose surname is brown was apparently a pioneer in canada and was a trapper and married a native

have you ever heard of 'em?

mine haha

Bono

>you will never be a Cuban
phew

Americans arent real.

my city's flag has a shamrock on it

the irish are a disease and i have planter hurrrtage (grandfather)

Kootenay Brown? only one I know

Yeah they're all false flags

Brits are just uncultured Frogs

quite rood lad

Hi

She's bossed eyed mate

I had a headache earlier but I took some paracetamol and now I'm fine.

i'm back

>bossed eyed
explain pls

you mean she got the bitchface?

From where?

Just bought my gf some anal beads and presented them to her, lets see how this caper goes

youuuu fucken druggo

The pirate is back

dog got peanutbutter.

bitch got video done

i would say dog got more fun.

Happy Saturday

gutted to hear about tim's disease desu

youtube.com/watch?v=EHLbwwqCY9o

Her eyes are crossed you complete dip

You too my good lad

youtube.com/watch?v=EHLbwwqCY9o

>diagnosing illness
>practicing photography, and orienteering
>all while watching ace ventura: pet detective

ahhh yes, a true renaissance man

ahh well, shes still qt beyond anything

I wish I spoke English and some other meme language desu lads

>thainonce is here
oh boy

here's a proper boss-eyed qt

"Oriental" isn't an offensive word here is it?

Have you seen this?

she looks used

...

EXCUSE ME

Pretty average mate, you're just elevating her because of your shared political beliefs

fuck i think that's him

im only asking as there was a programme about him on the irish languages channel here and his life seemed interesting

also I know of some irish family that were quite infamous in canada but i cant find the wiki page about them

they were apparently quite violent

Holy shit that's real hahahahahaha

not posting in that paedo thread

Jesus christ

hmm no thanks

thats not her dumbass, thats been around for months

Jaannnyyyyyy

shant be using this one

it's not porn you little runts

REAL NON-PAEDO EDITION

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Meh.
Come or don't, I don't care.

being banned

absolute mongs

OH
that means there is nothing paedophilic about it

janny's gonna FREAK

For what

spam apparently

Ain't no janny at this time.