/brit/

Can we save them from themselves, /brit/?

Is this the thread?

It's insane how scary The Blair Witch Project was despite never actually showing anything scary like horror movies do these days

>tfw no cross eye'd frog nationalist qt
WHY EVEN LIVE?!

Too manly

Looks like he'd be a proper narcissistic flamer as well

HE'S HERE

Happy October lads, may it be a great month

its scary BECAUSE they never show anything, movies that shove the monster in your face are not scary ever.

She fucks with niggers hahaha

I saw it in the cinema back in 1999, was pretty scary but the media made a big thing of it

the best kind of horror is the kind where they dont actually show the scary shit, because if you give something a face then you can punch it

>nationalist
AH YES INCREDIBLY NATIONALIST

>Too manly
???
Not even, that's barely average.

The Thing was fucking scary though, I saw it when I was 10 and I nearly shit myself.

thats cause its real bro
blair witch scared a lot of people in real life in that town

it was scary because anyone could be the thing, but it was more of a thriller than a proper horror movie.

THATS NOT HER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is he really going to be the president? Can't these silly yanks get anyone with more credibility?

pre 2011 The Thing is quite amazing

I met a French girl while on Omegle and it turns out she is racist, nationalist, uses Cred Forums, and very hot.

Oddly enough, she has a white boyfriend from Africa.

Hahahahahaha

so now that my firefox is inexplicably fucked no matter how many times I reinstall, what web browser should I use now?

parts of your story that are true: none

I can't believe that photo is real.

Nah it was definitely a horror

>been on Cred Forums for a decade now
>at least every week on average if not daily

A man can't enjoy a little fast food while traveling?

how old are you?

2006 was a weird year, that was back when the wigger and emo subcultures were at their peaks

firefox

You're not quite understanding the context or taking in the photo as a whole.

Lmao I'm on here almost every waking moment

I'm the 400 lb hacker Trump talked about in the debate

Blair Witch Project budget: $60k

Blair Witch Project box office: $248.6 million

22
late 2005-06 I think
I remember first going on during Christmas break

Why don't you go ahead and enlighten us hoplites then

palemoon

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and it influenced every horror film for a decade.

>spending your entire teenage life weekly on Cred Forums

holy fuck hahahaha what the fuck were you thinking

>when he watches TV on his computer

How fucking old are you cunt? That was 17 years ago

not every hour
usually late night

Not him but isnt that owned by Jewgle?

Need a browser (and search engine) that's not gonna data mine me

yeah, still sounds fucking awful

>His TV isn't connected to his computer

me

Short but thick should please the ladies I've found they prefer girth over length

although Cannibal Holocaust was the first move to use the "found footage technique"

He is posting trannies

i'm 21 and i remember seeing toy story 2 in the cinemas in 1999

It was an okay year for me. Lost my virginity but i also broke my leg later that year

thailad, youre a techy guy
do you know why firefox tells me I have an insecure connection on every page?
it says SEC_ERROR_UNKNOWN_ISSUER at the bottom of it too

wouldn't mind a qt mexican gf one bit ngl

yeah that's a kids movie, not a movie which ran with the media moniker of "scariest movie ever"

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>He looks old and washed up
>He's clearly not a man of the people, look at his plane
>He's eating KFC with a knife and fork, obviously never eaten it before
>Hasn't put his napkin on his lap

She ain't cute

>isnt that owned by Jewgle?
no

yeah it was alright, doesn't hold a candle to 2007 though

When is your birthday?

December 9, 1995 here

>not using Kodi
pleb

Yeah im the exact same as you but there's a big genre difference. Who would take a 4 year old to see TBWP?

that was an absolute shit film. not scary in the slightest. felt bad that they killed actual animals like the turtle for their shitty movie that wasn't even scary in the end

I'm 30

Which antivirus do you use?

>Pele
>plays for Mexico or Portugal

new horror movie: getting (You)s on things you don't remember posting, spooking ensues

08-10 were excellent for me

The mi6 is here

doxxed

the same kind of shitty negligent parents who let their kids play grand theft auto

hmm every year from 2006 to 2010 was great desu. coincidentally that was my time in highschool haha

Very long.

Grim. Hope i don't come here in 9 years

Moar Cat

i started high school in 2008 and every year since then has sucked meaty bum

>tfw you will never be in year 7 again

You lad realise posting images here makes you no longer an user. Right?

it wasn't really a movie which was meant to invoke dread or a quite unease, but rather to shock people with realistic ultra violence

I REALLY like the new birthday image
last years was ugly

You're here forever, don't forget that.

Rate my home screen lads

Got hidden links to each board in the picture tb h

me on the left

Shut up nerd

shes uggo and has too much native blood

2006 and 2007 were great

2008 was shit until November and 2009 was good except for black saturday. The latter quarter of 2010 was good too.

year 7 was just nothing. the best times i've had were 15 to 17. being 17 is legit the best thing on earth imo.

>close enough to 18
>no responsibility
>can drive
>final year of school

m8 best year of my life

/his/ is /leftypol/ central

>can drive

:( not in victoria

>>tfw you will never be in year 7 again
thank fucking lord

this
>had a dirtbike I rode to school and every girl wanted a ride.

They need to know.

>tacgnol
;/

how about I make a movie of me chopping off your willy

Just imagining the sheer level of autism you had to go through to make the icon match the background makes me shudder

post commie slags

maybe a short film

i still havent even got a learners yet hahaha x

Sitting on me. I was terrified the first time he did it.

2009 and 2010 were some of the best days of my life

Only time in my life I felt like I was happy

Is the 1 minute post timer shorter today?

I've never had a best year

test

Yes

none, so I know it's not preventing the connection
I literally only go on Cred Forums, youtube so I highly doubt malware is blocking the connection either.
Here's how this mess started.
>stuck in fullscreen game
>task manager not displaying on top of it so I cant force the game to close
>decide to restart my computer
>cancel the restart to see if it closed the game
>it did
>open firefox
>takes extremely long to display pages after this, only shows the background and takes a minute and a half to load the rest
>restart my computer
>problem persists
>restore firefox to the default settings, clear cache, etc
>persists
>uninstall and reinstall completely
>now get an insecure connection on every page

Does he scratch you

this is my favourite cat picture

yes

Reminder that Donald Trump is over 70 years old

yeah

He looks like a cereal kitter.

Shit because that's maybe 5 years out of date. The whole Rebbit/Cred Forums rivalry crap died out around there.
Including /sci/ or /lit/ or Cred Forums in anything is hilarious too.

I'm autistically nostalgic about the year 1999. Even though i was only 3 / 4and possess limited memories of the time, i have the desire to go back and experience the year just before the turn of the century.

have you tried trouble shooting through google by searching the error code? It could be a few things, frankly.

he looks good for 70

Yeah cos you were still in school and your mum was still hugging you when you got home you soft cunt

I've never really been happy
don't see the appeal of it desu

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>The whole Rebbit/Cred Forums rivalry crap died out around there.

Bonjour reddit

No but he bites when he's playing. Didnt know his moods before.

you have to go back

>The whole Rebbit/Cred Forums rivalry crap died out around there
t. reddit

In reddit......things happen

I'll take peak Myspace era emo culture once more over this current SJW bullshit

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I was 7 by then
loads of fun

Does he though? he wears a lot of fake tan and makeup

65568695

pa k kieres saber eso jaja saludos

not enough arse

No because the first girl I genuinely had feelings for liked me

Haven't spoken to her in like 4 years

>dark hair
>dark eyes
why are you posting nonwhite women

You do not have idea on how to use /lat/ memes properly

>people born in 2001 are 15

Some 15 year olds weren't even alive when 9/11 happened

Move on and meet your real gf. I had a similar situation.

This

Teach me please

Just woke up lads

No one cares

Go fuck yourself Thailad.
Never once have I been associated with rebbit.
Just stating a historical fact.
Reddit was a word ban 4 years ago. Hence rebbit.
Then every little shit came out and admitted they were redditors around GG.
You should know better cunt.

Hi

Why do you even post here?

He is caring hahaha

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Anyone know the official beheading date of this spic?

The only reason I included /sci/ was because there was a guy in shiny armour and I ran out of boards that I actually go on

Also the Reddit/Cred Forums rivalry is as bad as it has ever been. Cred Forums literally has the second most active subreddit under it's complete control.

>Then every little shit came out
including you
only redditors assume everyone must use both

rude

Fuck off chang

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janitor WAS NOT happy with my thread

Are you the Irish lad that has only recently found his love for willies?

yeah, it's mostly all related to antiviruses blocking connections. there was one mention of turning off the ability to use a proxy. did that and it didn't work

Morning yank

The funny thing is, your read isn't based in reality

He's been a lifelong lover of KFC and this can in fact be documented over the years

I know you think billionaires are a different species but believe it or not they like the same things we do and that includes fast food

Post your vocaroo.
Lichen

Am i a redditor if i browse a single subreddit dedicated to a music genre (to get updates on new artists, albums, songs)?

m-maybay

Redditors are weird

Go back

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>around GG

what

still here huh?

Feel really shit lads

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Yes

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65568874
Kill yourself fucking scumbag

if you care if people use reddit you're clearly under 20

It could be a certificate problem, or a settings based problem, going through the effort of describing a fix for each potential issue would be silly considering that it could be a few things, you have to keep digging I'm afraid.
>reading all that again
i'm alri

Anyone know where I can find videos featuring this sort of thing?

If I were a janitor I would look into applying for a job cleaning up the Internet at the UN now that the new law is in effect. Would be one of the only instances in which having unpaid Cred Forums janitor listed on your CV may be helpful.

:(

>>reading all that again
>i'm alri
I wish I had have saved it. Eloquent af.

I remember an interview in the 80s where he said he hates rich people food because they give you a beautiful plate and it's barely a mouthful of actual grub. Pretty sure he's always liked KFC.

drink bleach shitstain

hang yourself lowlife

shoot yourself nigger

You should check out Africa Addio. It's a mondo film but in a documentary format. Also the only documentary that filmed a genocide of Arabs during the Zanzibar revolution

rule 10

you have to go back

Wanna hug bud?

He's the haitiANUS

Redditor is some fruit who has an account.
Using it for the occasional sports stream is fine.

shut up you queerbo

Thanks lads

A lot of people close to me have either been disappearing or dying over the last few months

Don't really know what to do really

haitiANO

Ah yes, /leftypol/, very impressive

go jump off a bridge you nigger

>Africa Addio
alri, might give it a go sometime

Who died?

HaitiANUS hahahahahaha

the missus

who has been dying?

so ended up going to the bar by myself since i have no friends

sat by myself and had two pints. girl sat next to me and chatted me and gave me her number at the end

think the biggest part of getting a gf is just putting yourself out there

Some girl laughed at me when i was by myself last time, but i finally built the courage to go back

>Hope i don't come here in 9 years

I'm afraid I have some bad news...

Even then, just when you think you've outgrown this shithole and realized memes are annoying and do as much harm to the World as niggers at the rate they've been causing controversy in society, you'll remember you've thrown so much of your life away on here that it's truly all you know now, and your life is literally a living hell.

This is purgatory for what comes next.

go away cumstain

Damn, that's a shitty feel. Girl I wanted to marry died in hospital a few years ago.

It hurts like hell but time dulls the pain. Hopefully things'll come back round to the good times for you man.

My dad, my maternal grandmother (Don't know my mum so she was the closest connection to that really), and one of my best friends

Obesse, ugly, gross and a caribbean nigeroid

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alright which one of you cunts gave me a virus
i've got party hats all over my screen

really hate sweden with a DEEP passion

honestly hate them almost as much as i hate saudi arabia and israel, and certainly more than any other western country

mate of mine

Yeah we know because you posted thid the other day you daft fat cunt

Wait so is the kid his or did someone else knock up his wife?

hang yourself you insignificant cumstain

/leftypol/ is an oxymoron 2bh

He is going to post scat

june 6 is also the day damien was born in omen

What do you know about any of those countries apart from nothing?

>the "twins" end up coming out early during Juneteenth and have a surprising melanin enhancement

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fucking shitstain

Call him a cucked pussy and post his reaction lad

*hugs you*

Watch ya self chrissy

sweden lets in loads of shitskins and rasheeds and is now the rape capital of the universe

saudi arabia is an islamic shithole that funds terrorists with its oil money

israel is jewish

good on you mate

they're 25. he knocked up his wife. but his wife already had twins with another man

I know you want to post gore and scat

Sorry lad

Keep on trucking

fuck off back to /cum/ and take tyrone with you

What if Swedish women just report rape more though

It is underreported in most places tbqf innit

nah don't really want to see your family photos

Post it

here's some scat

even if that were true, they also brought us pewdiepie and several other insufferable youtubers

considering it actually would be good banter. he's in the military and his buddies might kick my "arse"

need a little china girl gf lads

gore doesn't phase the mexican

135
082

are all australian posters 16?

About what I expected. A juvenile response from a complete an utter little moron that has never left their parents house in Australian suburbia somewhere. You dumb little fuck.

rasheed

are you going to tell me i'm wrong?

exceptional post

been absolutely plootered for the last 4 nights lads

would batter the fuck out of this swedeophobe Bruce if I saw him irl

does the haitianus post gore and scat in hilo latino?

Hope you're eating son.

good lad. i could do that when i was younger. never thought itd start effecting me when i was only 25 though. can barely handle 3 day binges anymore

Oh gees....you moron.

m8 i'm a blue belt in karate

At least you're not the shit faced Paddy

why?

also you're not my dad

go jump in front of a train lowlife, not a single soul will miss ya

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Left Cat out. He knows to come back after 30 minutes though.

That's his drool.

Does anyone else try and fuck google up by selecting an extra square that isn't correct and seeing if it works? I reckon 20% of the time i can choose a non store-front as a store front.

>/brit/

thank god im a british dude on vacation

I'll belt you until you're black and blue you complete and utter munchkin

im a black belt in origami

watch yourself

Post kot not jizz stains

Sweden should just quietly sink into the sea

no warning, no news, just gone and forgotten

I'm a seasoned alcoholic.
Food slows the inevitable destruction of your liver.

una vela

Yeah, their stock value doesn't stand a fucking chance at this rate lad

do you REALISE what an INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WORM you are?

ah, it's no fault of your own, true, but i will BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION if i hear any more of your LIP, sunshine... you are nothing more than a PAWN that FEEDS ON ALGAE, and you better bet your bottom dollar that you WILL dance... DANCE, TO MY TUNE. MINE, and NO ONE ELSE'S you FILTHY PIGGY

Why don't you disable microsoft telemetry instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=HrbCQr5C_LE

doin a poo in front of friends

I've got a Cred Forums pass to completely bypass the Google jewry

Getting my daily dose

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wtf are you on about

glad we sent our retards to australia desu

Do any of you use pale moon? How do I block ads on youtube with adblock latitude?

weird man

brits really are pasty babies

having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
when i'm finished pooing i'm going to be doing
another poo because i like to poo desu
wanking atm, while im doing a poo
having a think about you while im doing a poo
i want to do a poo
having a wank oh yes im having a wank
i'll have a wank while im doing a poo
i'll have a think about you while im wanking and pooing
i'm really going to enjoy this wank
pooing, doing a poo, having a big think
wanking, pooing, having a think about you
it's wank and it is poo

Naw, Cot'z dad is a cool dude

Wish i was ginger t b h.

Epitome of a runt

youtube.com/watch?v=LDjW7n4j5fg

t. 60% self reported white

errr no. this is me. i report as asian

rasheed

One less here is great.

>06:38
wew. off to bed, lads

SYNTHOL BRO

Night niceland.

why would you even post in /brit/ as an american if you aren't a wasp

brb poo

youtube.com/watch?v=6pMTE8SaAuA

Poo pee land

gagging for a brawl

That's going back a bit.

White Anglo Saxon Protestants are an endangered species in the USA,
they're VERY rare and often skiddish around people.
we've been trying to re-introduce them back and set up breeding populations, but habitat loss will continue to play a major part in their decline.

I photographed this large male in the wild a few years ago, his territory likely covers several acres including the organic markets and country clubs he needs to survive.

please do what you can to protect your local populations, remember to separate your recycling properly and support your local craft breweries and coffeehouses if you want these beautiful but almost mythical creatures to survive.

@bean

whend you start posting like a brit?

literally only see WASPS everywhere i go desu. all overhyped. glad i dont live on the west coast

there's something comfy about my new browser despite it looking ancient and lacking the same functionality as firefox

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Seamonkey?

>anglo saxon
this is a norman genral

pale moon

back from my poo

had barely enough toilet paper left to wipe my bum

youtube.com/watch?v=GhXrQ_eNwuQ
>The audience, which consisted largely of bikers, was unusually hostile, and Iggy, as usual, fed on that hostility, soaked it up and gave it back and absorbed it all over again in an eerie, frightening symbiosis. "All right," he finally said, stopping a song in the middle, "you assholes wanta hear 'Louie, Louie,' we'll give you 'Louie, Louie.'" So the Stooges played a forty-five-minute version of "Louie Louie," including new lyrics improvised by the Pop on the spot consisting of "You can suck my ass / You biker faggot sissies," etc.

>By now the hatred in the room is one huge livid wave, and Iggy singles out one heckler who has been particularly abusive: "Listen, asshole, you heckle me one more time and I'm gonna come down there and kick your ass." "Fuck you, you little punk," responds the biker. So Iggy jumps off the stage, runs through the middle of the crowd, and the guy beats the shit out of him, ending the evening's musical festivities by sending the lead singer back to his motel room and a doctor. I walk into the dressing room, where I encounter the manager of the club offering to punch out anybody in the band who will take him on. The next day the bike gang, who call themselves the Scorpions, will phone WABX-FM and promise to kill Iggy and the Stooges if they play the Michigan Palace on Thursday night. They do (play, that is), and nobody gets killed, but Metallic K.O. is the only rock album I know where you can actually hear hurled beer bottles breaking against guitar strings.[3]
Absolute fucking madmen

Should get one of those french things that shoot water up your bum.

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didnt read

dont care

not itnerested

>doesnt know what a bidet is

howling

a bidet? i'm not made of money m8

you can suck my ass you biker faggot sissy

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I know what a bidet is, obviously. It's a french thing that shoots water up your bum.

Think of all the money you'd save on toilet paper though? And if you live in Sydney all the lads would fancy your squeaky clean bumhole.

read this

enjoyed it

today will be top Kek, I just know it

>bidets
how does that clean your ass exactly
i feel like the shit would stick unless you used a high pressure hose

heading out tonight lads

bit nervous

fuck sakes i have such sissy nerves

how do i man up?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

idk but they work perfectly. when i was in thailand they cant handle toilet paper in their pipes so they literally used hoses with the nozzle. it was called a bum gun. it worked really well

It uses a high pressure hose

Me establishing Sharia Law over the decadent /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=uE_MpQhgtQ8

>you will never be a burakumin bōsōzoku

Average Yank

Probs doesn't work as well if you eat oily Mexican muck.

just realize that no one actually gives a shit about you if you do something kind of dumb or embarrassing. People are inherently selfish. They will only think about how they acted during the night and what happened to them

lol

Le white genocide

more like collapse of civilization, but only white people are civilized

I just don't understand how Canada is just incapable of making a post that I don't cringe at

What are you listening to lids?
This used to annoy me.
Now it's just a good song.
youtube.com/watch?v=5YXVMCHG-Nk

just finished my PHD maths thesis
what do you boys think?

youtube.com/watch?v=m5vw4ajnWGA

i filtered them a while ago because of that nova scotia lad. he was so fucking awful

the leaf........................

Listening to The Stooges play horribly while getting shit thrown at them
There's a part where they get so out of sync that they have to stop playing and start again one at a time

youtube.com/watch?v=axveyzma3mA

the mexican got BTFO by a leaf ahahahahahahahaha

>extra flags
Runt-tier behavior

you're literally the same you fucking spastic

>open link
>beepity bleep boops
>hide post

doubtful. i post here like twice a month

youtube.com/watch?v=6BCsxQg3NE4

shut up or I'll beat you up

Carly Simon my niqqa, Chic on the production.

That's something brits excel at.

>In time, the English thought of a better way to use these women (in many cases, girls as young as 12) to increase their market share: The settlers began to breed Irish women and girls with African men to produce slaves with a distinct complexion. These new “mulatto” slaves brought a higher price than Irish livestock and, likewise, enabled the settlers to save money rather than purchase new African slaves. This practice of interbreeding Irish females with African men went on for several decades and was so widespread that, in 1681, legislation was passed “forbidding the practice of mating Irish slave women to African slave men for the purpose of producing slaves for sale.” In short, it was stopped only because it interfered with the profits of a large slave transport company.

English deserve to be wiped out.

laughing at your pleb taste

>Romania

you can't make this shit up

spacker wanker weapon mong

Pirate scumbags

youtube.com/watch?v=GpIB9nl75wk

>have cuckoldry in your blood
>still shows his face on the internet

Just imagined being Romanian for a second, feel quite unwell lads.

wtf? i love romania now

new

People who hate Gyppos
Romanians>Poles>everyone else.
Romanians are alright la.

>mfw all the bad things happening to brits is karma for the white slave trade, their literal cuckoldry practices and saving the turks numerous times when they should have been wiped out