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fuck canada
lel a lef
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>911
Good thread.
Good morning.
Plans lads?
>nurse this hangover
>go lift at the gym to achieve brick shit-house status
>go pub and drink with the lads
>get on train and go to another pub and drink with the other lads
>go to some Birthday drinks
>hopefully have an early night
Not the same without Gogle moot.
Morning sir.
Pirate scumbags
>there are kids born after 9/11 who have had sex and you haven't
Finally we import a useful brit
few friends in politics and apparently it's fairly well known that Farage is drunk about 60% of the time
lel
redpill me on iOS 10
still havent installed it
Yep.
>In time, the English thought of a better way to use these women (in many cases, girls as young as 12) to increase their market share: The settlers began to breed Irish women and girls with African men to produce slaves with a distinct complexion. These new “mulatto” slaves brought a higher price than Irish livestock and, likewise, enabled the settlers to save money rather than purchase new African slaves. This practice of interbreeding Irish females with African men went on for several decades and was so widespread that, in 1681, legislation was passed “forbidding the practice of mating Irish slave women to African slave men for the purpose of producing slaves for sale.” In short, it was stopped only because it interfered with the profits of a large slave transport company.
Are the numerous muslim sex gangs karma for the brits, or is it actually something they secretly desire, that is held deep withing their genes?
I know he's an arrogant hypocritical cunt.
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being slightly drunk only makes things better.
only step up would be microdosing acid, makes you superhuman.
20% less than Churchill.
>So why do you want to work here?
>apple fans thinking they can be red pilled
your pineal gland is calcified beyond recognition & your third-eye welded shut. Just enjoy the ride.
I moved out there with a contract.
Fuckers really need to know it's not all Neighbours and g'day.
Horrible.
Singapore is friendlier.
m8 i'm an alt-rightist race-realist to the core i'm as redpilled as it gets
attempt to nurse this hangover with alcohol
running out of alcohol doe
gday me m8s
business idea drink before a test to slow down time slightly and give yourself more time on the test
yeah, in the pic. rel. sense
Me on the right (though you wouldn't catch me reading Evola unironically).
fuck off we're full
G'day go home.
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kms
Been for my morning run lads. If I do nothing else today it's not wasted.
Going to bed early on a Friday is shite but waking up early and doing stuff on your Saturday morning is based.
When does it end
I'm here to correct the record...
very informing Time magazine
*launches a barrage of thermonuclear weapons at Canadian population centres*
mmm bit peckish lads, what shall I have for brekky?
went on my first driving lesson in 10 months lads
very proud of myself
this is nothing. it will just get worse and worse. Our kids will think we are low class or rorkes when we show disgust towards things like this
*sits comfortably since you're just a NEET with no authority*
Ahh yes
The (((((Iron Pill)))))
*They were a hologram*
*The Canadians all burst out of your closet and beat you with socks filled with loose change*
Eat that
>50 years from now
The power rangers movie - a lot more bearable when drunk
>no cooldown for jew pass users
Permanent?
HA! I love this
una velas
haha love it
Why do women in the western fight for equality shit though.....and why do betas support them
Not a chance
That's the one thing that would make me spring for it but there are already bots out there that can solve the latest captchas
r8 my dicc
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>Why do women in the western fight for equality shit though.....and why do betas support them
Beta scumbag
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Mushroom/10
So he wanted all the privilege of being male, but still to keep the reproductive rights of women?
Sounds like someone's a bit of a shitlord
look at these whores for British cock
Will be giving her a piece of my mind when we go for coffee next week desu
>Kassie
get in the bin.
>descibes herself as fun and drama free and then immediately explains why she isn't
What's wrong with the name Kassandra?
Does it bother you that it's not spelled with a "C?"
those aren't real bobbies m8
reminds me
>at Clarence House for a Gala Dinner the other night (next to St James' Palace)
>all police round there are armed
>soldiers doing their marching rounds
was cool, pretty rare to see police with guns and that
they were using MP5s
nostalgia for birthday
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>me talking to the gf for the last hour
>"I have literally never been on /wsg/"
there's a Warsong Gulch general? damn haha
Happy Birthday Cred Forums.
>The vice-chairwoman of pro-Corbyn group Momentum has been suspended by the Labour Party over controversial comments she made at a party training event, it has been reported.
>Jackie Walker has faced criticism over comments made at the anti-Semitism event and on social media, and had been under pressure to quit.
Are you comforting your commie-fu as she sobs?
>That Flag
Holy shit, how's your life like bro?
Now the HaitiANUS has changed the flag
>dreadlocks
>Momentum affiliation
Jesus Christ almighty
гaгe
>watching the matrix
>the last city left on earth is called zion
why has nobody ever said anything about this
>why has nobody ever said anything about this
.....they have
jews do it again...
>had at least one fight with my gf every single week for the last 9 months
wtf? I miss moot now.
I really miss that effeminate cunt desu.
Remember his 5 hour threads and random posts in stupid threads?
Silly cunt turned up in an /x/ thread when there was an argument over the site being 18+ or blue boards not being 18. He went and changed the rules on the homepage just to annoy cunts.
He deserted us.
time to knock it on the head my lad.
it's the haitiANO using a proxy
my parents argue more than they talk normally
Who is moot? xD
you need to quit this site duderino.
how hard is it to sit around a play with each others junk and crack a few jokes
Is it just make or does she look weird?
> it's the haitiANO using a proxy
I know, but this flag is rare. Enough for me.
must be those british genes
the ruskie.........................
Don't duderino me, fatso.
Google offered him a job.
Would you turn them down for the cunts on Cred Forums
Shamed Sky TV pundit Richard Keys, 59, is divorcing his cancer-stricken wife of 34 years after she discovered he was 'having an affair with one of his daughter's friends' a 27-year-old lawyer
Who is moot!!????
>Sky TV
binned.
>/wg/
>when /f/ exists
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What?
should i do CS even though i dont know much about computers and never really had an interest in them? i could easily get into it since im on a computer 24/7. seems really useful personally and career-wise
Can't you Rorkes leave anything alone?
Why must you spout your nastiness on everything?
Cred Forums and Cred Forums killed him. But Cred Forums must exist.
Freedom of speech. However vulgar it is.
what is he commenting on?
spilt beer all over my laptop last night haha oh dear oh dear
not somebody that I rate.
don't recall asking iih
>Cred Forums and Cred Forums killed him.
not even close
the legal issues around Cred Forums and the celeb leaks killed him.
Cred Forums has kind of created it's own political correctness on Cred Forums though.
I mean I hate SJWs, and Cred Forums is filled with them for some reason, but I'm also annoyed that you can't not believe all brown people are subhuman or be pro-choice.
hope you at least won all of them
we got dank, we got kush, we got bars in this bitch
no one is stopping you though, just people will come out to disagree with you
if you can't take that then go to reddit
You can't win an argument against a woman even if her argument is completely retarded. She argues from emotion, she won't be satisfied unless you do what she wants even if it is literally impossible, she wants to satisfy her emotions and rejects all logic.
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He is right
I'm fine with people disagreeing, but you can't really have a discussion. There is no trying to argue about effectiveness or morals.
It's just "kys cuck beta" in varying forms.
why did the haitiANUS go to sweden instead of miami to be with all the other haitian """""refugees"""""?
>but you can't really have a discussion
sure you can
I was trying to jokingly imply that they were physical fights
Cred Forums gets credit for that?
Gamergate sure, donglegate was Cred Forums
The celeb leak wasn't even posted here first.
I've rarely seen anyone have a legit discussion, and not just calling each other faggots or beta cucks.
>You can't win an argument against a woman even if her argument is completely retarded. She argues from emotion, she won't be satisfied unless you do what she wants even if it is literally impossible, she wants to satisfy her emotions and rejects all logic.
please, true rorkes don't believe in the holocaust
Wow Nice experiment
>I've never lived with a woman who wasn't my mom
I live with my gf
you're a mong
Cred Forums needs a head faggot desu
hiro cant do it because he's a gook and probably a little slow
i import cigarettes from russia because its legitimately much cheaper than buying them here
>donglegate was Cred Forums
and it was pretty irrelevant
and Cred Forums got the brunt of the blame for the celeb leak, he specifically outlined that and the following legal issues as well as "gamergate" as the reason why he initially stepped down from being an active admin.
""""""g"""""""f
Beta scumbag
Heavyweight world champion Tyson Fury could be stripped of his titles after reports emerged that the boxer has tested positive for cocaine.
>we'll never know about the truth of ww2 because so many nazis were hunted down and killed after the war
JUST
what do you think would happen if Cred Forums was deleted right now?
Trotskyist symphatizers deserve to get murdered
Reply to this post.
half of them would come to Cred Forums, the other half would go to /r9k/
I buy cigarettes by the palette here in North Carolina then drive them up to New York City in a moving tuck and I make 300% profit easy
American Spirit which is my preferred brand is $6 a pack here
Same exact pack sells for $18 in New York City
>Yank """"banter""""
he's right
Joseph McCarthy tried to purge Trotskyists from the United States before the CIA began their campaign to discredit him
>Same exact pack sells for $18 in New York City
>18 dollar a pack of cig
wow
This girl voted to leave the EU
>I buy cigarettes by the palette here in North Carolina then drive them up to New York City in a moving tuck and I make 300% profit easy
That is super illegal
so shes a racist and a bigot?
>and it was pretty irrelevant
Ifd you think that was irrelevant you're not too bright.
This site got raided by every fat feminist monstrosity for weeks. The lad made s4s in response to srs. Turned it into a April fools for the cunts thinking it would be a feminist board but also, declawing Cred Forums. moot was a smart lad.
months*
Yes it is but guess what crime is specifically is?
Tax evasion
Any halfway decent attorney can get you off with nothing more than paying back taxes on the cigarettes
I've known of her for a while now.
She went to Belfast and after a month became hugely obsessed with the IRA and supported Sinn Fein and all that.
After a few months she started to hate all of that and became a diehard supporter of the monarchy and it manifested into voting to leave.
She's half Iranian btw.
looks like if her brains were dynamite she wouldn't blow her ears off so it doesn't come as a surprise
As long as federal agents don't kill you to save themselves the hassle
I've watched Law & Order, ATF are psychos
New York State believes that taxing cigarettes into becoming too expensive for the average person will cut smoking rates and they aren't wrong
Time and again the only thing shown to lower smoking rates has been to raise the price on them
Hit people where it counts (the wallet) and they're likely to behave as you want them to
But New York is the only place like that
You can get a pack of Marlboros in South Carolina for $3
Jesus Christ, Robbie Williams needs to fuck off and retire/die quietly.
That's a pretty big swing in a short amount of time.
Refer to Her huge fascination with history is endearing but somewhat cringey.
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how can one flip flop on the IRA/Monarchy so quickly?
I'm white and don't ever carry weapons
I don't have to worry about getting shot by the police
About to fire up the 'wave lads
time for oats with peanut butter.
business idea: marina diamandis
>oats in the 'wave
actually CREASING
enjoy your mutated cells
pineal gland status: pulp
Marina Joyce
good morning lads. how do you plan to spend your saturday? my plan is as follows:
>do nothing
>go to bed
She's 20 years too late for the IRA.
see my earlier post
Living in Belfast for too long
MORNIN' GEORGE
>Cred Forums
creasing
going to a brunch with people I don't really like because i'm invited. it's near my place anyway so whatever
reckon charli xcx is a better investment
room for one more?
I live in Kings Cross so can be there by about 11.30 la
might have to diversify
2? I live near southend airport so I can be there in 2 shakes of a dog
Can I squeeze in? Live near RAF Brize Norton and my mates Dad did a stint in the Para's, so could parachute in given an hour's notice.
kek
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ah yes... another weekend of doing nothing, seeing no one
Mental how the IRA managed to off some SAS lads
Those lads along with Delta Force are the very best soldiers in the world and the IRA were just your typical unskilled and poorly trained poorly equipped militiamen
Will never forgive the IRA for their actions
can i come along? i'll run over to the train station now, be there before noon
go for a walk la, few hours at least and a cozy country pub for a lunch and a pint.
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v. comfy weather
My French ancestors were from Lorraine
Dunno where my German ancestors were from
My English ancestors were Puritans fleeing religious persecution
Dunno where my Scottish and Irish ancestors are from specifically
>muh heritage
do one, friendo.
>go for a walk la
mfw its 28C
NOT comfy at ALL
thats a bit too much ancestry innit
I heard there was an instance of the IRA using a handheld flamethrower on some British troops.
Fucking metal.
finishing off last nights tuborg
iirc an ira torturer was an ex royal marine
>tuborg
fucking hell.
anglos deserve to be tortured
it was on offer like
hey faggots, this is me and my girl.
you think you can top us? you're all just a bunch of fat aspie ponytail faggots sitting your mother's basements fapping to her as we speak
and watching lame ass ponyfag shows.
you mad? you should be mad, i would be too if i were you.
luckily i'm not a faggot.
come at me bro
pinch and a punch for first of the month
who here /stronk/
And no returns
*caves your skull in*
My great aunt did a very extensive genealogy that details individuals and their exact towns and occupations and I actually have a 1000 page book she wrote containing it all but I cba to read it
She traced it all the way back to the Normans pre-invasion
working on it my lad, back day today.
Try to find a girl that's into you for you and not because she has white fever you beta
how can you know if they genuinly like each other or if the relationship is only based on some race fetish just by looking at a picture
>mental how a few patriots held off the oppressive British empire
Fucking tea tax
That doesn't surprise me
Thinking on it a bit most of the IRA instructors were probably ex British military lads
I know their bomb makers trained in Palestine
i'm so tired what do?
so lonely
so alone
John Hancock, richest man in the colonies at the time of the revolution and one of its chief financiers, was a shipping magnate who also smuggled in loads of untaxed Madeira wine
When Thomas Gage was sent over by the Crown to try to pacify Boston he quartered himself in Hancock's mansion
the ira stories are always interesting
He said to tear into him.
Do you think this guy was really 44 years old?
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riding through these streets
strapped up with my nina
aint worried bout nothing
p. interesting set of videos, guy is pretty reddit though.
The 20th century IRA gleamed almost everything they knew from a guide issued to Brits during WW2 on how to conduct warfare in a German occupied Britain.
i keep the hammer on me i ain't worried bout a thing
I dunno why he would knowingly ride through a 3rd World country and not expect to see 3rd World shit
i swear soulja boy is the GOAT
They were also funded almost exclusively by Irish Americans
>not j. cole
bin thyself
>not king kendrick
*unsheathes choppa*
got a date with the pengting tomorrow evening
decided not to tell the proto-gf because she's giving me the shits and she can stay or go at this point
nerds
nah he's a bit shite 95% of the time 2bh
time to replace the bed sheets lads hehe
heh... I didn't quite hear that... why don't you come a bit closer
>just about to place a deposit on a car from a private seller
>pay $22 to look up its records
>has been reported stolen
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
pissed yourself again?
kek
you gonna dob him in lad?
22 seems expensive
met the proto-gf's friends last night, apparently they liked me.
by the way 'the shits' means diarrhea.
Are you the same lad who found out the whip you had your eyes on was leaking oil?
They had extremely astute generals.
They did not torture. They did, however execute spys. Like Britain in wartime and America.
Read The Shankill Butchers for indiscriminate torture of civilians.
nah, just been a few weeks.
haven't pissed myself since i was a wee nipper.
i turn your whole life to a sink hole
in Australia 'the shits' can also mean annoying/frustrating
during 2011/2012 he was the best rapper on earth. making a strong comeback with tunes like so cold and actavis (ft the migos wankers) too
>slavs aren't white even though they have white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes
huh
its almost as if the term white is a social construct and not a biological term
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
The UVF was one terrorist group were the old axiom "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" really didn't hold true
Really don't like that they had the support of the Royal Ulster Constabulary
Only stormgaggers don't think Slavs are white
>caring about Norn Iron this much
wew
Prob.
Yeah it's bullshit. That sort of information should be available free.
Unfortunately yes. Haven't had a lot of luck. Figured I'd be financially stable enough in some time if worst came to worst with that issue.
Will NOT be dealing with private sellers from now on.
Terrorist is a subjective term. UVF/UDA were defending their culture. Why wouldn't they?
Is there are better feeling than DOMS?
Pro tip: There is not.
Same girl
>Prob
good lad
put the runt back in his pen
would happily flumpify her spinal cord no qualms
None of it makes any difference now. We're all lads.
When you cross into torturing civilians you really are no longer fighting to preserve your culture and are instead trying to annihilate another one
The UVF targeted civilians
The IRA targeted the British military and police
Can't wait for the country to go to the dogs when Article 50 is actually triggered.
Wonder what the express readers are gonna make of it.
That's the Egg.
No ex-IRA in that pub. It's just off Sandy Row.
>t-the Brussels bureaucrats are making an example of us
fucking mugs
still mad about brexit eh Dave?
Used car dealers are honestly worse than private sellers
They use their brick and mortar businesses to gain the trust of buyers and oftentimes their cars have lots of problems and they're banking on you not thinking about this
I've bought and sold many cars and trucks privately and vast majority of the time I've dealt with good honest people
Don't give up on private sellers because you definitely get more for your money that way
we just tryna have a party
get retarded in this bitch
Interesting
She dated a 39 year old guy for a while when she was 18 years old.
watching some Real Social Dynamics and having a good old crease
Police is fixed, politics is fair. we're still a mess but it's a fair mess.
Peace is comfy lad.
Will be very funny when the Japs move their car factories out. A lot of the people in those area voted Brexit, claiming they'd never lose the factories because they do the best work and it couldn't be replicated elsewhere. As if a Pole or German or whoever couldn't do exactly what they do.
Total retards. At least we have are cuntry back.
>Peace is comfy lad.
nah
How do you know about her?
won't really be funny
can't run the economy on Brexiter tears
I know it's just a very intriguing topic to me especially considering all the foreign actors involved in backing the IRA (mostly wealthy Americans but also Gaddafi and the PLO) and British government collusion with unionist gangs
Looking at random people on google
So much salt from you cucks.
Who /beansontoast/ here?
I plan on moving away personally, the people who voted to destroy their own livelihoods can wallow in the mess they've made.
Dicking around on google earth is always fun
yeah I'm off too
got family across the atlantic so I should be able to immigrate
if not I'll catch a flight to Syria and hop on a boat over
She had a blog dedicated to the Troubles and it had a lot of rare photos (rare for me, at least).
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>Haha your side lost mate you should just let it go haha
nah
I'm glad that nobody is falling for the eurocuck bait.
Fair enough.
It was shit once, now it's not.
Although.. Our brother loyalists are keeping us pasty white being the feral cunts they are.
They used to own us, now they're our pitbulls.
>the traitors are all leaving
fucking finally
what time did you go to bed and what time did you wake up?
you know when to immediately disregard the opinion of someone when they use the word 'cuck' as their entire argument
all they can do is laugh at the funny frog man having a pint and laughing at memes on God Save Our Gracious meme
would like to move back to London
Who cares about traitor I just want the best quality of life, the flag over my head could be a big pair of tits and liberty bell march the anthem for all I care if it means I get an extra grand a year.
Watching Xmen Apocalypse
The policeman's face when he knows he dun goofed is priceless
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These party hats look retarded on clover desu
you sure showed me
Really excellent post this desu. They're autists who can only spot buzzwords. Literally just right-wing feminists.
It was intended to bolster your argument lad
Strangle the bitch with an iphone charger
Anybody else have working class parents but are acutely aware of how working class they are?
>Dad used to do manual labour but now earns 70k a year but still eats ready meals most nights, just eats them from M and S instead of Asda
>Calls me putting skincare products on gay and calls stuff I buy from Lush 'make up'
>Gets really irate at neighbours and makes battles up in his head even though nothing happens. e.g. 'He looked at me funny what's his problem?!'
>Spends double what it costs to go to the Caribbean on caravan holidays
Paki
Lesson learnt to do the record search on a vehicle I'm keen on before having it inspected and shit.
Just not a great first experience trying to buy privately.
that's not me
morning lads
>cooldown period lowered
now this is shitposting
Don't wear gucci don't wear prada
woooooah
you know 'cuck' doesnt actually mean cuck anymore right
lads lads lads
wew
didn't even realise
Janny's going to have his work cut out for him
>>Calls me putting skincare products on gay and calls stuff I buy from Lush 'make up'
bender
prada shades on my face hide my soulless eyes
right im out of ideas of what to post already
You know there are a hundred different blogs by American, Spanish and Portuguese grills about their 6 months in 2016 NI.
I took in a Finn grill in 1994 in Belfast doing the same shit. She got to experience two bombs and several riots. She also said she was a musician and wanted to jam with Irish traditional musicians in a republican bar.
So she went and did polka on an accordion in the Hercules bar.
Thought I was getting my knees done.
My ada lives exactly the same as he did when he was working class, just has a lot of money saved up because he doesn't want to blow it just in case he ever needs it.
My mum always spent more money than she had, except now her kids have moved out and she's paid more she can actually afford to do the kitchen or bathroom every other month without getting into debt.
Also putting skin care products on is gay.
it's just evolved to mean someone deemed pathetic or a pushover/someone who isn't independent and doesn't mind getting fucked over/left-wing
I wince imagining the state of the melts that use the word unironically
I hate Pakis
>He doesn't have nice skin and hair
>He doesn't have a healthy hairline and have an attractive girlfriend
Nice one you spotty nerd, you sure showed me. Enjoy wanking into your hand.
>ready meals
grim as fuck. doesn't your mum cook for him?
that whole film was shit
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY DESU BACK. I FUCKING HATE DESU
cuck
same
Weirdly my mum cooks quite nice food but he says it's too processed and prefers his ready meals. I shit you not, this is not satire.
My mum makes a lovely spag bol and sauce from scratch but instead he heats up M and S spag bol and it looks like literal dog shit.
He's a weird man.
wait till I get my desu back...
Give me my fucking desu
I'm the drum and bass father
desu
south west london in particular would be nice to live in
This may be a job post but apparently the lads in schools these days spend as much time playing with their hair in the toilets as the girls do.
Dont wear Gucci don't wear Prada
What is the best German kino?
what is the best british cinema
Don't let it sour you because private is really the way to go
Also find a mechanic who doesn't charge so much to have a car looked over
Obvs I'm not familiar with the prevailing prices of mechanics in Australia but here I would never pay more than $50 for that
Ideally you should try to become mates with a mechanic
Strangle the bitch with an iphone charger
Harry Potter
Why does it matter though?
What's wrong with being attractive provided you're not extreme and don't thread your eyebrows or whatever.
>Hurrr look at me I don't use facemasks, I'm ugly as fuck but at least I'm a real man!
Triumph of the will.
blow up by antonioni
british cinema is abysmal
hope this works
NEED a mechanic gf 2bqh.
shit
oh, how embarrassing
I thought it put the party hat on all images
The Cineworld in Urmston.
There's better things to do with your time than worry about how pretty you are, it's why women get fuck all done.
Well
Good morning
you fucking plonker
nibelungen
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You.. I mean.
Fucking Frogs.
new :)
What shite bait.
indian research
t. ugly virgin
You don't need to spend all day doing it lad. Just buy some proper shampoo instead of head and shoulders from Tesco and style your hair/ put the odd facemask on.
You literally just put it on once a week for 10 minutes then get in the shower and wash it off. I just read whilst it dries.
I've gone from having really oily skin to looking much better, it's weird how little things make a huge difference.
It's like brushing your teeth twice a day, so easy to do and a massive difference.
You've got a real 'look I don't do that faggy shit mentality'
doesn't like your SHIT images
gonna do some research on young thug haha
Guten morgan freeman.
>putting your face under hot shower water
f-fuck you
t. red and flaky skin if i do that because of eczema
Why are anglos so awful.