/cum/

Desert roads are comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

will you get any taller
i think the last time i was 5'2" i was in 4-5th grade

youtube.com/watch?v=v-YeeoaVHSg

big booty bitches

8:40
> you're extracting him.

>tfw balding

Should I just give up on my dreams?

to the windowwwwww
to the wall

Nah man, went to the doc to see if I could growth hormones about 4-5 years ago. Got an x-ray of my wrist-- my growth plate is fused shut

*kills u*

hahahah get fucked man

so ur only as tall as your wrists?

What are you listening to this October buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5aR10R3Xo

I only have 112GB left someone buy me a new HDD i'm too poor

Anyone else happy for Cred Forums's birthday? I'm glad that I will never escape from this place.

>2-15 at home in the last 17 games
Just stop buying tickets. Tell the owners to git gud or fuck off.

youtu.be/WWpZC1bKfX8

I wonder what my nearly 14 week forced break will do for me

Not quite, the plate is more of an indicator of how much more you can grow. If it's not fused, you still have growing to do. If it is nearly fused or fused, it means you are done growing.

youtube.com/watch?v=lglvRXToXMQ

I wanna escape 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=Nhxz9eQCxhA

Not competitive unless I missed some miraculous buff in the past month

Also the game got boring to me. I expected so much more out of a company with so many shekels.

>I wonder what my nearly 14 week forced break will do for me
From Cred Forums? Why?

spukey skaree scalitens sins shivyrz doun ur spien

>0777
>spukey skaree scalitens sins shivyrz doun ur spien
I have to go drop off some Tofu.

youtube.com/watch?v=XPYgzfRlo1k

Please be intentionally the worst

youtube.com/watch?v=IwqGgrgqpLw

Nice quoting skills, faggot.

Life doesn't even feel like days anymore
A week feels like a day with short naps inbetween

I am going to go serve the eternal jew, I ship out on the tenth
my pre-ship will be sometime this week

>4040457717-b.jpg (158 KB, 400x362)
> (You)
>Nice quoting skills, faggot.
Sorry Im kinda crossfaded rn

Nope, I actually said all of that.
I hate texting so I try to meet grills irl, but as you can see I am a blind axeman in a china shop

Anyone else playing Haydee?

Rock on, fellow Navy lad. If you can go MMN2.

>tfw it's almost 2017
JUST

At least you have the courage to try bud, for that I respect you.

thank you : )
take this kot

I want to buy a car, should I get a Japanese one?

>reliable
>cheap
yes. literally no downside

Russian visiting Portland, I saw a guy with his GF in a bus browsing Cred Forums lol

What are you looking for in a car? Efficient and reliable? Or more under the hood but more problems?

Actually by ship out, i meant boot camp lol
even though I live just over half an hour north of the GLNB I went into the muhreens, have an infantry contract set up, since I love cleaning and hiking so much you know

Hhow are you posting with a US fleg?

yes

I'm visiting from Canada lmao, THE SOUTH IS SO FUCKING BLACK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MEME

>Russian visiting Portland,
go to sleep davontarius

Good luck to ya m8. Don't give up. And always Remember
My
Ass
Really
Is
Navy
Equipment

One that's efficient I had a Ford Mondeo and it just gave me problems.

>statistical day and literally the entire civil war were a meme
>canadian education

...

>day

data*

Japanese then. Civic and Accords are GOAT-tier reliability, even if they are boring to drive.

>Civic
I WANNA DANCE

wtf I thought it was rides in navy equipment
but that one is actually better, and thank you man, the one good thing about these two presidential nominees is maybe something silly will happen so I can shoot some stuff, but if not I'll just shitpost when I'm not training

This is nice and relaxing

not really a fan of this

this is cool
I'm going to check out the whole album later

classic music for going fast

not bad, but not really my thing

youtube.com/watch?v=HpWl_IsPneI

Mercy is best overwatch

Gotta get out of platinum this week

Toyota > honda

...

...

I got banned from the season

I wish there was a way to undo this

DELIVER TOFU

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

Try not being a leaving faggot

It's pretty shocking to actually see though, since the south is supposed to be republican land.

If you ever smoke weed again listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

I got banned after leaving a game that was already over

it's fucking stupid

>tfw too late at night to blast eurobeat out the window

no need

I already listened to all of The Doors' main album's and smoked weed when I was in high school

Lots of blacks are republican.
The (((media))) never talk about conservative blacks though.

I remember the first time I did weed and acid and listened to Riders on the Storm. I felt like I was roaring around the edges of creation on a wave of pure light.

MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GONNA BLEED

10 years already.
youtube.com/watch?v=lVYV-5TeYfg
youtube.com/watch?v=r50JFfofHes

yeah they like to ignore the honest black baptists and instead focus on the hoodrat niggers

>mfw I've seen all the anime
NOW WHAT
youtube.com/watch?v=Js3y6ouy1rQ

Happy October /cum/

The feels Haruhi provoked...
Anyone remember when this was the shit on Cred Forums in 2009, and then the Endless Eight fucking buttblasted the whole site?

>mfw birthday hats and it's my birthday

>3 months of year of the gf remain

10 months completely wasted

The Ender's Game movie is a good adaptation. Only plebs hate it.

No they aren't.
They just don't vote as much as whites.

Kyoani were such absolute madmen.
>actually go through the trouble of reanimating the same episode 8 fucking times with only minute differences in clothes and dialogue just to make a plot point
wew

Funny, Besides my coworkers I haven't spoken to a girl my age all year. Really thinking about just giving up and going on a dating website. It's literally impossible to meet someone in this day and age

I don't think I ever laughed at someone elses trolling like KyoAni.

>tfw KyoAni will never go back to animating Key works
I wanted to kill myself last night finishing the Rewrite anime.

why do americans post in foreign threads, no one likes you shitstains

This is how we assert our basing rights on the internet.

Tell me a joke

knock knock

canadian NHL teams within the last 23 years

sweden

whos there

knock knock

gotta knock a little harder

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

What do you call a bear out in the rain? A drizzly bear

I can't fall asleep, what do?

Wanna talk about boys?

>Canadian humor

Me grabbing my gf's tits desu

I'm not into them but I would lick the cigar ash off SebastiAn's teeth if he offered.

ahahaha

>shitty fucking Dualtek case has already made my iphone cracked open

figures

>why yes, i do operate an apple iphone!

>needing a case for your phone

for what purpose?

I drop it alot. Even when I actively try to put it as far away from the edge of a table or whatever as possible, it still finds a way to fall on the floor

Screen side down

everytime

youtube.com/watch?v=4ho5xFantzQ

zzzzzz

youtube.com/watch?v=aNnC2vBD4I8

im sleep soon

>not having an iphone in [[current year]]

lmao@you are life

>/cum/ dies before RNH once again

Who?

I'm busy listening to the Bane theme.

It's time for sleep
Tell me a story, /cum/

I love happy endings

Once there was an Boring Canadian. He was so boring, that everyone on /cum/ went to sleep! The end.

so what are you gonna watch now?

there once was a dirty rotten region of thieves that stole water from the region to the north. The Northerners got tired of having to give all of their delicious clean water to the thieves, so they poisoned the aquaducts, and everyone down south died. the end

Might go back to Frasier or the Sopranos

youtube.com/watch?v=hV-wGiAn9nE

Once there was an American who died in his sleep because of his unknown congenital heart defect combined with his passive lifestyle and only slight overweight

The skeleton took him that night

MODS

This can't be good for the people getting it done

>I cant go to bed early because my roommates cant comprehend the concept of being quiet in the room when someone's sleeping

>canada isn't knuckles
delete this

>sitting in car with gf after date
>she goes nuts and tries to self harm
>slap the shit outta her

thatll teach her

youtube.com/watch?v=ZzwKy6lVgJI
Pure cancer, but need motivation. I'm drawing and it's really fucking draining my stamina.

wtf its 1pm already

5 48 am here

4:52am

does this really work??????

Not really

wake up

Today I shall get rid of my neckbeard

>sleeping

Sleep is good

youtube.com/watch?v=nq0ESlJhvBM

DUDE

America, why are you such degenerates? Is there nothing you can do to stop the deteroriation of your educational system?

youtu.be/QAwiyS5aTcU

How can you be more obsessed with fecal matter than actually travelling to Mars, rest in piece America you are not the 1960s great country anymore.

You are just a joke of a former great America.

Fuck off Norway

youtu.be/YwZ0ZUy7P3E

...

this confuses and enrages Donald Trump

your country is a sperm

Why? This looks good.

Why do American girls look like Ayyyliens

Why are Taiwanese girls so perfect

Because cherrypicking, Mehmet.

>America, why are you such degenerates?
Because freedom.
>your educational system?
Which one?

Why are Americans so obsessed with race

Good morning, /cum/~
I hope you all have a great day today!

morning lad

Hello, Latvia!
Good afternoon :)

>someone tells me to have a great day
>intentionally have a terrible day
that'll show them

Because it's the deciding factor on who's a good person. All non-whites=bad.

I'm not a bad person tho

But my logic was flawless

thats debatable

WOW RUDE

Almost got cucked in my wetdream

...

I constantly wonder why I choose to make the decisions I make. I have led myself into a pit of despair that is now too deep for me too crawl out of, and too shallow for me to accept my fate. I am awaiting that last thing, the straw that breaks the camel's back.

What did you guys have for breakfast this morning?
I had coffee and pop tarts.

bacon, eggs and toast

...

One of these days I will get a full night's sleep

Try naps.

Man I had such a gross hangover this morning buds

Nothing. I had nothing

kys poo monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=HBsZbL-Akms

>Intellectuals like Noam Chomsky for example have none influence on the American society
>But Hollywood actors/actress have a lot of influence on the same American society
youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

Americans, explain this shit!
Why listening to Hollywood actors/actress when intellectuals in your country exist?

>inb4: "Americans don't like intellectuals because they see them as pretentious morons who try to teach you as if you was a kid"

blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/09/21/america-divided-by-politics-united-by-love-for-canada-wsjnbc-news-poll/

...

really wish WSJ wasnt locked behind a paywall. It unironically seems like the best source of news available

/cum/ please promise me you will try your best today! We can all make it if we want to!

Buuuut it's Saturday
I'll do it on monday

What are you listening to /cum/

youtu.be/3Ln6cZ21heo

kys

I'd rather not

I have awoken after 3 hours of sleep.

fine then

youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

tred ded

I p-promise leaf-kun

...

...

Good morning, /cum/

GOOD MORNING!

kek

White people are evil

Ohio gozaimasu

No, only Anglos are

>tfw 3/4 evil

What's /cum/ listening to right now?
youtube.com/watch?v=xPJcOybiCKM

youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

...

Some drunk guy rear ended my car on the highway yesterday afternoon.

Looks like she's totaled, boys.

It is but blacks don't vote unless its for Obama and his term is up here soon.
Hillary has the majority of black votes.

No that'd be

youtube.com/watch?v=YOsFrgBmO70

Tool is grand desu

Don't ever drink and drive, /cum/

I'm lucky I walked away from that crash with just a scratch from the airbag

state of ohio guy in must to you lad

hahahaha
nope
most black people do not want to vote anyway

I don't know what this post is saying but my state was mentioned

thanks dad

Seriously man, that guy could have killed me

Rush hour traffic on the busiest highway in my city on a Friday, while raining, and that guy fuckin plows into the back of my car doin at least 10 over the speed limit while I'm slowing down for traffic ahead.

>tfw 21 and haven't been around people my age in like 5 years.
females around my age look like children now it kinda sucks.
that and i have been living in a complete sausage fest area with slutty women who date rich guys.

yeah i know how it feels

one cunt once hit me in the side of the car because she was texting

no shit.
we can thank liberals and immigrants for this.

>tfw a few weeks away from 22 and highschool girls in my area look my age now

Fuckin women can't drive

This guy was a manlet too, so manlets can't drive either.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

manlets are basically women

also have fun being over populated with middle eastern people and indians.
Scandinavia is dead.

He was getting taken to the shadow realm by some woman that saw the accident. She must have stood at least 4 inches over him.

It was fuckin hilarious

kek

pic unrelated?

>not buying them alcohol to be cool and get dat hs poon.

>hispanic cultures come from thousands of years ago
>european cultures comes from thousands of years ago
>asian culture comes from thousands of years ago
>american 'culture' begins like a hundred years ago with a french invention

it really makes you think

>hispanic cultures come from thousands of years ago
No

ill take the new culture and living in a first world country

He isn't responding to my interest in his sandals

:( What do?

get more digits like that

Some guy in the suburb I grew up in got arrested for this recently tbqh

Got sentenced to 6 years

casually bring up his penis

Show him those digits

>get told michigan has nojobs
>see hiring signs everywhere
>get two jobs within two weeks

The only downside so far is there's a lot of niggers and muzzies around here

Too bad Michigan is a shithole aside from its lakes and the northern peninsula

Ohio is superior

and he's paying for it, right

ohio is just cornfields

just for buying alcohol or was he statutory raping them?

We're fine, thank you. You stay irrelevant and we'll continue continue investigating interplanetary travel.

ohio is full of qt american blondes

>Be American
>Can't drink alcohol at 18

>legally

What did he mean by this?

how is this opinion relevant to beging with?

Ohio is shit

Oh yeah dude, getting a Jewish attorney too

Ohio has more people in a smaller area than Michigan, though

Michigan is just a bunch of pothole filled roads

This

18 year old detected

I mean, what else is he going to do? He lost the primary.

>being russian
>trying to qut both drinking and smoking cause its boring already
>18

who else /drank listerine as a kid/?

>You can literally take a dick up your ass and a dick in your mouth while your dick is in someone else's ass, while legally recording all of it to post on the internet for a profit at 18
>But you can't drink alcohol until 3 years later because it can ruin your life

The Russian girl we had as a foreign exchange student back in HS just posted this on facebook

WTF? I love Russia now!

my nigga

>bernie rails against the evil rich people
>is a richfag, gets gifted private jet after endorsing Hillary (after saying she isn't fit for presidency, etc.)

the roads here are pretty shit
I love the landscape though

It was pretty when I was there

Don't like the people for the most part. My rowing team went to a regatta at some boarding school up there. I think we were the only club team, and we made all the rich boarding school kids buttblasted as fuck.

>hanging out by the boats between races
>teammate comes back
>says he overheard a couple kids from another team at the results board saying "Who the fuck is _____ crew?!"
>our faces when
Nothing more satisfying for an Ohioan than pissing off Michiganders

no

Dunno about listerine, but here is my shit
Well, if you entered the university and thrying to live your social life, there is drunk sluts like this everywhere. Just go to any "party" %%"wpiska" as they call it%% (bunch of fucktards rent an a apartment for night or two and drink their brains out there) and i guarantee you, that there is going to be one or two wasted cunts willingly participating in a gardcore gangbangs. Funniest thing is how they are trying to deny everything next morning.
%%ffs why is it so hard to write in this language%%

There is a Dutch transfer student in my elective

fuck off poo

fuck off paddy

Why are black people so tall

royal genetics

they were bred to be big,strong tall etc as slaves

youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>Floridian memes

I like these videos like these.
youtube.com/watch?v=uj9s16QxNwM

Laura Hughes is such a qt

how can a gf even compete?

could a native tonguer speak this for me?

>Yet they are but foolish folk yonder. I see them on the yellow sand, all clad in Tyrian purple.
They draw their shining God unto the land in nets; they build a fire to the Lord of Fire, and cry unhallowed words, even the dreadful curse Amri maratza, maratza, atman deona lastadza maratza maritza—marán!

protip they cant

youtube.com/watch?v=wFoHAHaxLKw
;_;

I'd prefer not to be cursed.

one to the two to the two to the three
i like good pussy and i like good tree
smoke so much man you wouldnt believe
and i get more ass then a toilet seat

good man

it's pure kaos rambling at the end, you could even omit it. I'm far more interested in the first few lines, my lips crash when pronouncing "foolish folk yonder" and "unhallowed words"

>watching a tense moment in a show
>this starts playing youtu.be/j8CI1eCEzIQ
>bust out laughing
thanks internet

youtube.com/watch?v=EFqy3NR29D8

What are you afraid of, /cum?

Alright lads,

I know you guys want a white immigrants. Also I'm Fennoswede and not a Finnish mongol, so I'd go the white category. Question is, which one is better if I have a medical degree? I mean I want to become a surgeon some day and I need some good residency for that.

Rejection

Failure and Rejection

What do you mean by "which one is better"?

does cum watch cricket?

god

>cricket

Hockey or gtfo

Canada or USA.

are you high

USA tbqh

Doctors make so much money here. My friend is studying to be a neurosurgeon and starting salaries for that are at least $400,000 a year

fuck off poo monkey

More pics? No homo

Lions, rejection, death, old age, Slappy from Goosebumps, being cut, and cancer

Canada is more open but the US is better if you enjoy having money and spending it anyway you want(which is nice in the long-term).
also this Doctors never fail to make a killing.

>starting salary 400k
Seriously? Even our top surgeons make nowhere near that amount. Also if I actually get my degree here, I have zero student loans.

My mic broke, sorry. It's a very interesting snippet.

Oh yeah, doctors here make so much money. It's not out of the ordinary to see surgeons driving Ferraris

vocaroo.com/i/s1BNNw33uBpb
no bully

Yes well, but getting a residency with a foreign degree is pretty much impossible. I mean a good residency.

Anyway, is the real estate market going to kill me? I don't want to move to California ja New York. Maybe New England, Seattle or Chicago. I don't like a year long summer desu.
Is that just a meme or actually a thing?

no homo but that's a nice quadriceps.

I'm completely serious. Even RNs make a lot. One of my best friends growing up has a dad who is a CRNA and he makes over $200,000

>no qt constantinople to snuggle with

>Is that just a meme or actually a thing?
It's a thing. It depends on the specialization (a neurosurgeon, for obvious reasons, would make more than a general practitioner), but they get paid very well overall.

Nah it's reality. being a doctor is how you escape poverty. Most of them do it for the money, which is understandable, but christ almighty do I ever dread getting actually sick with my shitty insurance.

I'm applying for medical school but I don't plan to stay in Finland. USA and Canada are my initial choices because I like the USA a lot.
That's the same everywhere but your general physicians make more money than some specialist doctors around here.

thank you!
for some reason i keep pronouncing it "foolish fuck yonder" and afterwards can't roll the 'r's in "tyrian purple". I'm gonna pretend it's because my mouth is dry from reading aloud 2 much later

ps. pay ur respect to commas

I'm happy to hear you like our country

You'll make a fuckload of money if you can practice here

*from reading alot 2 much and try later

Make a new thread

Bump limit is 310

>Before the bump limit
wtf ? NO !

TRICKED

>That's the same everywhere but your general physicians make more money than some specialist doctors around here.
Yeah, my mom's hospital acquired a new specialist (I believe he's a neurosurgeon) and she tells me they treat him like a rock star.

...

Drinking bneers

The brain drain to the USA for medical professionals is so great that you have a greater chance of seeing a foreigner than seeing an American. All the physicians in my town are fucking Arabs.

It would be funny if Americans made a /cum/ thread without Mexicans and Canadians.

In Finland you either get a good residency place or you'll spend your career dealing with bums and junkies.

Also I've never quite understood you Americans and your insurances. Someone told me that good insurance is pretty damn valuable. I have a private health insurance here in Finland because I have zero trust in public sector - unless it's an emergency. They're quite good in trauma surgeries and private hospitals don't do neurosurgery in Finland.
I don't want to make "too much" money. I just want a job that pays the bills and gives me comfy life.
Good damn! I must get my license for the USA then.

make a new thread now

NEW

no problem.