Just how the FUCK am I supposed to get a gf again?

Just how the FUCK am I supposed to get a gf again?

...

>enter club
>slap random girl's ass
>if she likes it, get gf
>if she doesn't go to prison, get prison gf
foolproof

just bee boredelf?

Tinder.

get a social active hobby

Just be yourself

Buy an escort.

more like
>become prison gf

Be rich, attractive, and charming.

my face is really round i think it maybe a medical condition since I'm not fat should I ask a doctor about it?

Don't be yourself. Be attractive, rich and funny.

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1. stop being ugly
2. stop being boring, needy, and unsociable
3. stop being a loser (get a good job)

as soon as you finish all those things, women will be very attracted to you

watch sol anime

>boredelf
that's Jan Yoors
just bee yoors elf

>be white and >180cm
>go to China
>download Tantan
>acquire gf
it really is that eas

So I have to be an elf slave for Jan Yoors? Weak, dude.

1.delete
2.delete
3.delete
4. get money, only thing that women want. if you have money, you will have girls you want.

Just like talk to them

having lots of money makes you a non loser, so you confirmed 3. As for 1 and 2, I guarantee the vast majority of women would still be completely unattractive to a man who was ugly as shit, and had an autistic, desperate, pathetic and completely uninteresting personality, even if he had literally 1 billion dollars.

Sure, you would fine some of them would be cunning enough to use him to get money, but don't tell me that you actually think a woman would be sexually excited, and have deeply loving admiration for this man.

I love "just be yourself" as advice.

It's like perfectly true. The best thing to do is to be yourself in this matter.

But at the same time, the people who ask these types of question have no idea how to enact this advice. They don't know what to do with it. Like handing a hand drill to a child. Is it useful? Very. Do they stare at it confusedly? Yes. It's hilarious.

>to be yourself
not if you are an ugly poor fat virgin manchild with zero value
then bee-ing-ur-self is social suicide

There's nothing more pathetic than an "ugly poor fat virgin manchild with zero value" EXCEPT for an "ugly poor fat virgin manchild with zero value who is trying to be something that they're not."

But really, if that is the case then the advice is "be yourself, while improving yourself."

Just b urself brah
Be confident and they'll flock 2 ur dick brah

By asking for advice on Cred Forums, obviously.

You get a gf by becoming someone you like.

It's impossible to improve yourself.

Humans are entirely shaped by their genetic makeup and early childhood enviroment.

This is certainly a mindset for self improvment

The only way humans would be unable to improve is if they were static. And they're clearly not.

But what if himself is not confident tho ?

"being yourself" builds confidence.

that's a fatalist meme and a self fulfilling prophecy
there have been many point in my life where I could have acted differently and I'd be different person today
I don't lie to my self that I had no choice when I make the wrong choices and I feel pride in the right ones.

>tfw a quality post from Canadian

>actually wanting a gf
are you crazy?

How can we compete with the robots though?