/balt/ vs /ausnz/

Brekfest edition

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ur mum never leaves my hjouse after i fuck her lmao

Thanks

Dyslexia?

did you just make a fucking porridge out of müsli?

interesting how I am the greatest poster on Cred Forums tbx

cant see the quality aussie post because a fucking hat blocks it

Why do so many Australians have brown eyes?

i read in a science book that balt sucks

>using clover

dw it isn't actually very quality

Oatmeal,sperm,peanuts,raisins,maybe some cinnamon?

what i am is what i am. are you what you are or what?

it's true
Russia should just annex this hellhole already

i dont think they do but if its true its probably the irish blood.

stop bullying me

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At 13:30 ill be going to buy a kebab.

wtf is wrong with your face

Look at all this shit.

tfw you finish your breakfast and only then go on Cred Forums

i have your iris now. all your neetbux belongs to me!

you have a serial killer eye.

blood blister that never went away :DD:D:D

don't rub it in :/

please take them out

shit tier map. they're not all around the counties, they're all in the cities.

thanks

should be darker tbx
we also need to pay reparations to russia

DELET THIS NOW

What's next for my career?

the downfall

I could deck everyone ITT

double anal

*deck you*

psshhhh gotta go fast kid

damn

*double decks you*

pshhhh latter kid

damn that's spicy

I pass the building every day on my way to work.

This
also this

the cursor is pissing me off

recommend me some kino lads

gonna be a long night

WTF REFUGEES

read a fucking book

Bridge to Terabithia

>mfw living in Riga as a Russian

Slept for 14 hours, now my back hurts.

Paris, Texas

umm it's night how am I going to read a book

fucking retard smqh

The Green Elephant (1999)

well well droogie, here's my last week of kino smot

Russian Latvian who refused to learn the local language or one that did learn the local language?

How does it feel that we in Baltics have more technology? Do you know what's a lightbulb?

the 5th element.

Go heads tails and double your bet every time you lose. Unless you get a long run of evens you usually end up with enough money to pay for drinks for the night.

The former type.

>smqh
> shaking my queer head

Leon the professional

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Order 1886

in your opinion, did he or did he not actually dick her?

dumb martingale poster

who cares, shes a jew.

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based

Really cute jew
youtu.be/JhRW8J3gTuo

you're a big jew

For joo

Jew this jew that, can we stop talking about them? gosh

Think you're being oppressed or not?

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No

I'm the one who oppresses.

I'm very sorry btw.

death can't come soon enough

Puddy tat edition

But i thought Russian miniority was oppressed by fascist Balts?

yes we oppress them. and?

dumb cunt

Balts are too shy to properly oppress us.

but if it could, would you really welcome it?

how many posters on here are actually russian?

my guess is around 30%

watch stroszek lad, it's a proper belter

privet australis i am russian boy

who /devotchka/ here?

simply put: everyone who posts with a latvian flag xdd

reminder that azusa is a girl

I am Greek.

wtf

normans must be going out right about now

I am Norman

So much to drink so little time.

t. norman

>Drinking

going mushrooming, then doing sauna, followed by grilling some shashliks and drinkings of beer.

r8 plan

Is that gold or silver he has around neck?

wind's ruining my 'do

norman-tier

Drank some vodka and whiskey yesterday, after that i ate banana and puked all night

You tell me,

>shashlik
Pork is haram, friend. Just grill some beef.

>ignore if lamb shashlik

it's rope

I see :(

> and in 1858 inaugurated a temperance movement, which grew to encompass nearly a million members, almost half of the county’s population


hmmm

I disagree. pic related.

I've gotten more replies so idk lol

Also, daily reminder.

how do you know which mushrooms to pick? arnt some really poisonous?

DELET THIS

kek, that's a good question actually.

But
1) Estonians are tree hippies, forest people
2) Not everything is trying to actually kill us, like in some places

Comes with time, tradition and practise. Oh and elementary school biology really helps.

Simple. You only pick the ones you know. And there are some general rules for identifying poisonous ones.

>sponge good, skirt bad

Always fun to see non countries which didn't exist prior 1920 having a bite.

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Always fun to see some ancient has-beens with no relevance in modern world. I'm sure you and Greece can team up and fuck off together.

kek. friendly banter.

>Always fun to see some ancient has-beens with no relevance in modern world.

But that's what that posts contains we wuz raiders and shiet burned Swedish capital etc.

Eesti is future. Skype etc.

Soon all the poo in the loos will come here and start their own Microsofts.

Made me think.

When will Sweden pay reparations for the first Swedish crusade?

But wikipedia says Skype was founded by a Swede and a Dane, Estonians were only codemonkeys.

That's just something they say to make baltniggers feel relevant.

shhh, don't tell that to Estonian media, we're all delusional with our false pride.

Our other start-ups such as Transferwise and taxify also had no respect towards Estonia and moved their firms to other countries.

DELET THIS, ESTONIA STRONG

L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir

Why is it that the scum of the earth always gathers to cities?

they have no connection to the land. no historical or cultural roots. the city is for the cockroach.

>not living in a city or at least in a town
What are you doing during spare time then?

sasha

Sasha is a girl's name. Don't call me like that

no it's unisex

Jana pls

Why is this vegan meme spreading here?

>not skipping breakfast

lmao it's like you hate testosterone

Thank you moot

Swedens first crusade is propaganda made by Swedes to make Sweden seem relevant and Finns to make it seem like Sweden needed help to conquer Finland.

> unisex
sounds gay

Alex pls marry me

wtf I love Reagan now

Hello proxy
t. Real Russian boy

Morning lads

>Morning

How's it going?

Sorry, but I like autistic android more
Sieg Heil

i think someone tricked you mate

So this is what the Australians lost to...

sick drifting at the end

really made me think

photoshop

can tell by the pixels

i cant afford photoshop :(

but thanks for the compliment

> i cant afford photoshop :(
pirate it like all cool guys do

wtf that's illegal

youtu.be/jqgS_solVpc?t=619

>tfw no loli gf

any good sites? my regular ones got shut down

Hello Nabokov

Do it. Don't give your money to jews
I dunno, sorry. I use English torrent sites only for jav and h-games.

1337x.to is what I personally use

I can respect that

thanks

MODS

>animefaggots prove once again that they're pedos
Why are they denying this?

this

fucking mentally ill weeb faggots should be genocided

Imho its already over.

Anime is haram

Cute dog

>when someone insults anime

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fuck off

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Post more

Quality posts.

were you a weeb when I met you?

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Very good.

But I never met you.

Sashenka don't be so rude

anime shit
fucking faggots

thanks

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And my thoughts??????????

I'm not even rude
Anime's cool. Only bydlo and sovoks don't like anime

i wonder too

thanks

and your thanks

haha cheers

Saaasheenkaa

Why are Land Cruisers so bloody expensive?

What?

PLEASE marry me

Panzer best tank.

You have too much land

Are you a girl?

>6 months ago
>hate my job
>hate my life
>no girlfriend for 3 years
>live like a NEET and spend my free time drinking, smoking weed, shitposting, and watching porn or anime
>"Fuck this, I'm going to go to Australia for a year. That'll force me into a new situation where I grow as a person and better myself"

>Right Now
>sitting in new apartment alone on a saturday night
>drinking goon
>just fapped to thai hooker porn
>have an anime ep loaded in the next tab

You can run from everyone in the world except for yourself.

flat is justice
I can be a girl just for you if you want me to

kill yourself then

I won't believe you. You would probably stab me at night, you fascist

This is a bit deterring desu

u2 friend

Nothing wrong with having a robo-waifu

she looks ugly af

t. virgin walk

Kill yourself
I won't even bother translating

Just shaved and oiled my balls. They're so smooth and smell like cherries now.

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Post pics

cant WAIT for anything that kyoani puts out

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Fuck I forgot the pic

Going to shower and gonna be leaving to meet with my friends to be quite honest.

Nah, already dressed. I posted a picture a couple weeks ago. Trust me, they're very smooth.

Have fun.

youtu.be/0CJeDetA45Q

thanks

t. virgin

when mum asks where your gf is

youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw

glib fascimile

gib gf

that will be 1000€ ;)

sent

>tfw gf

Noriu palaižyt

Pideras

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just back from jogging.
Who else here >>/fit/ ?

What's up with your task bar?

Sad

whatcha mean?

What is there to watch

the fall of western society

me but I don't do cardio

youtu.be/aBNKkLTYk6g

Too much apps. It's seems uncomfortable to me.

Tātad pēc 5 minūšu fiziskā darba tu vairs neesi fit.

Oh my nation is the main star of that show.

tā apmēram
ziņu ka būtu viegli dažas nedēļas taisīt suicide cardio bet man vienkārši nepatīk skriet

Tam ir skutau desu

nah man I need to get back to America for the race war

nigger massacre when?

Soon.

An entire board of people looking for a little happiness and affection

Recreation of LAF (Lithuanian Activist Front) when?

When I put benis in ur mum

Tried to piss my shitstains off the toilet but didn't work

That is unfortunate

Are you still awake mate? I'll be your friend

Fuck I been spending all this time trying to avoid being a thirsty nigga, turns out I was ignoring one of my biggest stregths: I'm a patronizing cunt.

Just tell the girl you're coming over.

This is what feminism does to men

how do you even get a girl's number?

By asking her for it retard

Don't bully him

>Late 2000s Australian tv show
>COME ON BABY WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT WE CAN DO. I KNOW YOU WANNA BE TOGETHER, AND I WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU

Tinder weirdo mode.

Just went for a 20 minute walk and he didn't shit
Literally wasted time

h-how do i speak with girls

with my dog

Around here you gotta pick up your dog's shit and take it to the loo. I fucking hate it. I love the non shit walks

yeah here as well -in theory- but i just go to the forest 2bh
surely you have some places where you don't have to clean up after your dog, with australia being like 90% empty?

Are you wicked ugly? If not make a throwaway email and I'll dump a load of tips after the thread archives

It's more like if the dog shits where people walk, pick it up.

If it's in the middle of nowhere leave it.

Also I take him for walks at 2am so I don't have to worry

naah, i'm just trolling. I consider myself at least 7. But my self-esteem and confidence is looow. I've even gone to /soc/ rate threads and posted myself. The lowest i've got was 6. Just too shy (and lazy) to start caring about girls.
Thanks for trying though ;) Good to know that there are people like you out there.

>putting in the toilet
>not just putting it in the rubbish bin

>It's more like if the dog shits where people walk, pick it up.
that makes sense from a sociological perspective i guess. do you work night shifts?

Nah, but I only sleep 4.5 hours a day.

I don't actuallytake it to a toilet. I was just using humour popular on Cred Forums dot org

In Japan they put dog poo in the toilet, so I thought some people here might do that too.

I think I'll do this everyday.

Well lad, I cop 9s on /soc/ and /fa/, and I still drop the ball from time to time. It's just a case of females talking shit usually. Chin up. When you find a girl who is just as into your weirdness as you are into hers I'm sure that the pieces of the puzzle will line up!

good morning lads. maybe today's the day I find an eesti gf!

> European
> multiple plates

Why do you guys love washing dishes so much?

you must work out

>Australian TV
youtube.com/watch?v=8pgVfiMntoE

It fulfills our otherwise meaningless existence.

Yes, but I'm still fat.

who's /drunk yesterday/ here? Xd

youtu.be/m1p5WURPwpo

Educational aussie tv

Those patties look like they were made by the fat american youtuber who undercooks food.

jeez lads, working in the club and all the stuff use r9k-tier memes like "stonk and indepedant woman who lives with cats" or "alpha-male". The shit is real, so weird. I have a feeling all of them browse boards or have been influenced by board culture somehow.

I keep screaming but God wont answere

'no'

Dinner pics

Ur mum answered last night

Haha

sorry i was busy lol

Why must i suffer only for you to ignore me once im at my lowest? What kind of a sick game are you playing with me?

eat less then? you're the one in charge of portion sizes so you have no excuse

I'm a bit of a cunt.

You're not at your lowest my child, you will sink much lower.

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I'll be your friend, eesti bro.

there were no mushrooms ;__;

You dont know what pain is. You live in your house safe and sound, never having to see your family killed and yourself mobilized to fight a no mans war only to die away from your home.

all we wanted to do was to be left alone, unfortunately, we are at the crossroads of great nations

wut? how do you function lol

m8, are you like 80?

hellö
can you send ästi gf

No, but the pain of my ancestors lives in side me, and the fear of this happening again is even greater. Sleep tight nnot having to know such pain

Cry me a river, Estonia.
youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

I am sorry you are in pain

I do not have one to send

Maybe I like the way I am, twink.

this is a good map

you are devil

bad

Bb, you can have my mushroom

hate meme maps

>got blacked

FUCKING DROPPED
AUSTRALIA WHY

youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ

fuck off faggot

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MELBOURNE ABO SHITCUNT

FUCK YOU

kys

I'm from Adelaide

i had a friend from adelaide once. her name was michaela bartlett

met a lad from here in a smoking area last night, had some banter, all smiles :)

How could you let this happen?
I though white australia was still a thing!

>my favourite stinky cheese which is banned in Russia

stop posting

make me
you abo shitcunt

from /ausnz/ plus /balt/ or from Cred Forums in gneraL?

stop bullying my friends

Annoying fuckwit

1- Delete Facebook
2. Hit the gym
3. Install Gentoo
4. Divorce your family & friends
5. Only visit Cred Forums and /r/LearnProgramming
6. Abandon alcohol and meat
7. Learn meditation to reach nirvikalpa samadhi
8. attain Nirvana
9. start learning C
10. write fizzbuzz.c
11. learn JAVA
12. get a Job
13. rinse & repeat
14. die
15. attain final liberation (moksha) or para-nirvana - exist eternally is pure consciousness

thoughts?

he said he mainly browsed /fit/, but also visited /balt/

He let me down!
don't ever dog your mates

You're a living meme, combination of /fit/, Cred Forums and /r9k/

Gratz man! Your parents would be proud!

>11. learn JAVA
kys

I'll get into psychiatric hospital on the 5th step.

Did he bum you?

I'm sure there are plenty stinky cheese producers outside of affected areas. Some of our cheese is being sold in RF as made in Argentina.

ausnz is rightful baltic clay, leave us alone

fk my life

Isn't it time for new thread?

All brands of stinky cheese were banned. :c
I've been in a good supermarket "Perekrestok", it has lots of different fancy products, but not that type of cheese. And this is Moscow.

fk my wife

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