Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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otsu

みんなでなかよく使ってね

Weekly reminder that The F. is a janitor

But he's your bitch. That makes you a super janitor.

The janitor is sleeping.

taorila you misunderstood me once again, I was asking if rila is your top waifu or a kpopper

Can't sign up for tinder because most Japanese sims don't have SMS or Phone calls and it won't allow me to use a google voice number. Forever alone :_

i dont have a top waifu i have many waifus

you can apply for the SMS option for many sims.

you sign up with facebook

new OP is shit desu~

what did he mean by this?

Requires phone number verification after you verify facebook.

I can't lie, F is kind of a taorilan OPer himself
Taorila lite

I'm going to take that as Rila not being #1.

君たちは今日一日何してたん?

Hellooooo

Thank you, F-kun.

一日中

>I'm going to take that as Rila not being #1.
I just realized you already said that but I think that the truth is you favor kpoppers a little more

「一日」の方が自然です。

Anyone else unironically find rila attractice?

no way
I asked if anyone wanted to make new thread but no one answered and the other retard was spamming his thread

まじか
でも正しくはないね

I prefer Tao.

which books are you currently reading?

in my case
-The Profiteers ,Bechtel and the men who build the world
-Seoul Man ,a memoir of cars , crisis , culture and unexpected hilarity inside a korean corporate titan
-the lion wakes, a morden history of HSBC
-Chaos morkeys , obsecene fortune and random failure in silicon valley
-Urban planning for dumies
-Understanding Social networks , theories , concepts and findings

books Im planning to buy and read
-The Big Fella: The Rise and Rise of BHP Billiton
-Shenzhen: The Book
-Work Like a Spy: Business Tips from a Former CIA Officer

GGXrd

「中」をつけると、"what were you doing today ALL DAY LONG???" みたいな感じ。

These aren't Japanese books...

なんだそれ?

なるほど

part timers

友達と一緒にビール醸造所に行った

Beckham made a friend in Japan

12時間寝てずっとネット

格ゲー

Keanu Reeves made a friend in Japan

あーギルティギアか

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ギルティギアといえば彩画堂

オーストラリアに地ビールがあるなんて知らなかった!
オーストラリアで人気のビールは?

today's jojo episode was a blast!

how did you like it lads

Matt Damon made a friend in Japan

そそ

>地ビール
地ビールじゃなくても醸造所は必要だが…?

そうなの?その辺は詳しくないからわからん

自分ずっとメイ

IT'S THE NIGGAS THAT YOU TRUST THAT'LL PROBABLY TURN FED

would be nice to study japanese
but then I remember all the atrocities they commited just 60 years ago

I can't wait to discuss our war crimes with you when you speak Japanese or make enough money to pay your own utility bills.

>CHINA DAILY
クソワロタwww

Peru speaks English well, why don't you discuss your war crimes with him in English?

How is joining the United Nations an atrocity?

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I can't wait to take your advice when your assburger is cured.

>I can't wait to take your advice when your assburger is cured.
In proper English or your native language please

戦争犯罪?

What did we do to you in 1956...?

The worst crime of all: you joined UN.

(you) here
(you) there

(You) out there

hi. i know a french gaijin living in japan. he says japanese are all subhuman monkeys and very dumb even though people believe they are smart.

is it true? why he think this??

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>why he think this??
Obviously he's having a difficult time understanding us.

Because he is French. On the other hand, when we visit Paris we realize French people are dirty subhumans.

>a person is from country A
>lives in country B
>hates people of country B
>instead of fucking off (easily) he chooses to stay

no matter the scenario, he's a worthless son of an aids-ridden whore and a limping jackal. therefore, his opinion should be discarded by you.

Sounds just like he's a bit racist.
>is it true?
Obviously not.
>why he think this??
Perhaps he's tired of living there or he's had some sour experiences. I've heard tales of foreigners (married) who live in Japan who have been treated very poorly by their wives or husbands. But maybe he isn't married and just wants to go back home or something.

To be fair, France is not that bad
Paris is shit though

I worked with French people.
A lot of them had trouble understanding how things operate in Japan.
Maybe he's not cut out for dealing with different cultures, all he does is to call people monkeys just because he doesn't understand them.

kek this pepe really speaks to me

>a worthless son of an aids-ridden whore and a limping jackal
never seen this expression before but sounds terribly offensive... is this common?

>roppongi

日本人さんたち、キリスト教に転向しなさい。

いやです

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いやどす

I just noticed the english wikipedia about Hiroyuki Nishimura, the found of 2chan, offered a joke!
His name written in kanji is wrong! it's not 長崎広島(nagasaki hiroshima) but 西村博之(nishimura hiroyuki).

He has been telling you lies most hideous.

The nihonjins are, for the most part, cute and smart and kind people.

失礼奴だな お前は

>cute, kind, smart
I'm awkward guy btw

うるせーばーか
あははあははあははははは

Who cares. English Wikipedia is full of doodles, especially articles about outside of the US.

yes someone should photoshop you onto pepe and peru on to the feels man

いいですか?暴力を振るって良い相手は悪魔共と異教徒共だけです

Allah akbar(´;ω;`)

arahu akubaru?

arahi akihabara?

日本のキリスト教会はほぼ全部偽物だからヤダ

買う?

Why Japanese say Hai Hai Hai when I went to get my 2nd round of Whiskey, Chocolate and Coke zero and said ARIGATOUU GOZAIMASU? He seemed a bit flustered.

カトリックの方がキチガイじみた言動多いけどな

I lived in France.
French are all brainwashed leftiests by Japanese standard.
they are no brain people.

They are worse than subhuman.

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I'm smoking

I guess you look fat and a bit assperger.

イラネ

i would like to try on a kimono when i go to japan

youtube.com/watch?v=0pXotxxYFlk

Do Japanese recognize western brainwashed leftists as scum, as they rightfully are?

I can't picture the scene.
Please video record it and post it next time.

Pepe the... what?

ユダヤって頭おかしいの?

t.baka

Me too.

既出の話題だったら申し訳ないけど帽子マークは何なの?

横だけどプロテスタントの方がカトリックより合理的だなあと思うところは多々ある

stop...i'm quitting...

I lived in Paris*

I guess tobacco is much expensive in Sweden

The United Nations is itself an atrocity.

誕生日だよ

誰の?

着物は外国人の方が似合う人多いと思う

Over here it costs about €6 per pack for the cigarettes I smoke. Other brands are probably slightly cheaper.
Interestingly, the brand I smoke is from Japan Tobacco International.

俺の

死んでください

tip top kek

The biggest problem with it is the creepy anti-fun autists and their anti-fun robots. Also huge numbers of extreme left-wingers.

Cred Forumsのに決まってんだろ

どこがやねん

んなことない

And you are eager to leave there. ;^)

そうなのか
知らんかった

それだけはないわ

Ça,s'il vous plaît?

Please tell me what's funny about 長崎広島

ジャップは顔がでかくて足が短いから何も似合わない。

Because it's not his name but is vaguely similar.

What is your opinion on the latest Japanese meme, the apple pen pineapple?

I had been running 5km 3 times per week but I feel the fat burning had stopped
I must go for 7km

It's not particularly funny itself, bit it's funny to see gaijin trying to figure out what it is.

preddy funni

>apple pen pineapple
Jap memes are pretty weak desu

It's stupid.

Are you cutting calories?
Maybe your body thinks it's starving and lowering its metabolism to stay the same.

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unfunny and fucking disgusting

not cutting calories
Im eating as always

so "fun" in Australia means childish people doing childish. sounds immature society

tiny oppai is proof of evoltion.

Asians having tiny oppai in general because evolution.

that's why big oppai women are stupid than tiny oppai women.

youtube.com/watch?v=G0zRBRUQils
Better than this

>in Australia
It's a joke that people on this site have been making for a while. Perhaps you should fuck off to reddit.

>evolution
but this is how asians born from caucasian race

Hello Peru

cut carbs. 30 minutes of jogging burns only 250kcal.

Do you visit /run/?

くっさw

I sort of want to visit the phillipines for a month to fuck as many pinoy qts as possible so I don't have to think about women for a long time and can focus on work.

Just fuck jap qts.

Why don't you simulate that by masturbating as many times as possible and see if how long you can go on without thinking about sex?

ドリルチンチンがついたらカタログが見難くてしかたがない。

If I can fuck one jap qt a day, then I could probably fuck 3 pinoy qt in the same amount of time. so, why not?

the treadmill machine have an option to calcute the calories I burn per session , on a 5km session I burn 500 calories running at 9km/h
after that I go to lift for 1.5 hours
so at the end I think Im burning around 1000 calories each time I hit the gym

>being this desperate
enjoy your gonorAIDSrhea

t.autisic

lifting burns almost no calories compared to running and running is a retarded way of burning fat anyway
just eat less
burning 500 calories is like not eating 1 m&m

*POW*

WANNA CHAT SHIT NOW, HUH PERU?

このスレには英語レスが多すぎる

おぬし何奴

HIV rate

そいつの名はフィン太郎、いつかチンコをマンコに入れることを夢見る男

しかし日本語が増えると自閉症が押し寄せてきて荒れる

>india
>USA
>Russia
>China

all those countries should be banned international dating.

we all are english teachers.

I love to eat, instead of eating less I prefer to exercise more
now Im going to aim run 10 km per session and
lift heavier weights
asian prostitutes will make me discounts if they see me young and fit
last year a prostitute charged 70 usd to my friend who is fat, ugly and old, while for me she only charged 18 usd

フィンランド人に言ったら一番やばいことってなに?日本なら韓国に謝れとか言われるとめんどうだわ

フィン太郎じゃない。このスレにレスするのは初めてだ

やはりそうだ

これ見るとアラブ人が性欲の塊だっていう西洋のプロパガンダが嘘だと分かる
同性愛が禁止だからってのもあるだろうが

I think 200g per one boob is a limit.

英語しかない→ウザい単発の外国人の荒らしや煽りがなんか勘違いして我が物顔でくる
日本語しかない→日本語しか喋れない(喋らないじゃなくて)子供やnewfagが溢れてクソスレ化
どっちも平行してあるくらいがいい(日本語多めで)

>フィン太郎じゃない。
>このスレにレスするのは初めてだ
ん・・・?なぜフィン太郎が固有名詞だと分かった

newfagより古参の方が病的な人多いと思う
夏に学生とかが増えた方が旅行の話で盛り上がってスレが良質化する

アジア人女性は淫らとか思ってるアメ公は自分たちの女がAIDSだらけってしらねーんだろうな。

どうでもいいけど、外人とヤる日本人は必ずコンドームしてor着けさせてくれって思う。

右側のEかCだな

I don't wanna live no more
sometimes i hear death knockin at my front door

乳の振り子運動の法則を上手く利用すれば
陸上で世界記録が出せるかもしれん。

America is worst enemy for Japan.

what they give:

Nuke
AIDS
Race mixing
shitty law
worst food

Newfagは攻撃的でoldfagは仕切りたがりって言うね
でも子供だけは本当にいらない
ルール読んでなかったから知らないとかねえわ

Don't forget
English teacher (ALT)

イェッス

>worst food

でもハンバーガー美味しい

yet without america, you'd be living in mud huts.

Meiji restoration? more like american restoration FUCKING KEK

フィンたん

同意
スレに帰属意識を持つと面倒だ。少しでも自分の考える規範から外れると顔真っ赤にして発狂するし偏狭な考えのせいでユーモアセンスも無くなってくる
嫌ならブラウザを閉じればいいだけなのにね

HESBURGERのハンバーガーは美味しい?

shit taste.

American food make you fat and dumb.
Their over 30% are fucking obese...how horrible.

One little two little three little Indian
Four little five little six little English

ハンバガーはアメリカンの食べ物ではなく、ドイツの食べ物です

お前らの好きな板教えろください
俺は/vp/, Cred Forums

talk with me nihon
you seems to be new here
I wanna know more about you

Cred ForumsとCred Forumsしか行ったことない・・・
ネット上でも非積極的だ

ペルーが他人に興味を!?

how do you do
where are you from

How do you weigh boobs?

マクドナルドのほうがヘスバーガーより美味しいと思います。でもどっちもいい

my boob weigh is・・・ about 50g?

色んな板があってそれぞれ面白いと思うけど/mlp/だけは未だに行ったことがない
なんか恐ろしい
あと国旗が出ない板はクソ落ち着く
よりanonymousでいられるというか

Who killed cockrobin?
I ate, said the cat.

>/mlp/

why don't you go back there, ponyfucker

>implying America was a significant influence on Japan during its Westernisation in the Meiji Era
Germany, England, France, in that order.

>go back there
彼は「/mlp/だけは未だに行ったことがない」と言いましたけど

ちゃんと読んでないんだよアイツ

こんな画像あったやで

I tried using the kitchen scale but it doesn't work at all
between 260 and 330

なんか知らんけど心にダメージ受けた
本当にイメージだけど闇深い気がするあの板

>reading jap posts

this is where you went wrong

jannyに見つかる前に消しとくで

Is your cup C?

わかったやで
すまんな
あの板だけは今後も行くことはないだろう

I'm getting convinced that you know some Japanese and have spent some time in Japan...maybe as an English teacher...

Ryan used to live in Japan.

I'm not ryan, he lived in japan for 16 years and taught english and I hated every minute of it

I don't know. I am a man.

うーっす ̄ ̄ ̄\
/ ⌒ ⌒ ヽ
/ ( ●)(●) |
| (__人__) }
/、. ` ⌒´ ヽ

>and I hated
: ^ )

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Is it sensitive?

You feel no guilt when you speak ill of English teachers because you are one.

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

delet that

kek nigga pls

Well,
Perhaps you are the man who have boobs of C cup.
I think you had better wear bra.
That rounds things off very nicely.

There is one poster who frequents here and say all the bad things about Japanese women.
The poster was turned out to be a lesbian woman.

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i dont know
can you help me find out?

What's your connection with Japan?
You don't seem to understand Japanese much, but you somehow related yourself to this thread... you have lived in Japan, haven't you?

いわずもがな
Cred Forums,/jp/,/c/
NSFW各種
日本人は黙ってモスバーガー
ponyの闇は深い
ポケモンのエロの闇も深い
インディアンの女はガラスのネックレスと引き換えに春を売ったそうだ
ある、男がインディアンガラスのネックレス渡してやり始めたが、女はマグロの如く気を遣らない
そこで、そこの石臼のように腰を使えと言ったところ、
「インディアン、ウスつかない」

you don't need my help.
you can self check like breast censer.

nice small breasts

someone need to lick his nipples to check

Do you know about my plan?

ひどい((´д`))
thank

ちっぱい
i.imgur.com/RyYDlYM.jpg
おやつカルパス
i.imgur.com/gUfmsJS.jpg
汚ケツ
i.imgur.com/buezv6t.jpg

>youtube.com/watch?v=74ZXp_5M_7c

thread theme

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Is it true that if I watch enough anime I'll be able to speak Japanese ((conversational)))? AMD if yes for long?

I gotta pee ASAP.

>インディアン、ウスつかない
割と好き(´・ω・`)サンキューパンツ

Do you like a country like north korea?

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くすくす

Kek

To impregnate 1000 women?
You had the same plan when you left for Thailand.
Why is it not happening there at all or costing you money?
You are white. Chicks are supposed to be all over you for the white cock.

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Aimez-vous le pain?
J'aime le pain.

>To impregnate 1000 women?
>You had the same plan when you left for Thailand.

No you misunderstand, jap. The plan is to impregnate 1000 JAP women.

I don't really like thai women, I'm only here to save up enough money to retire on, before I go to japan and carry out my plan.

I really like your pic.
Could you draw each country someday?

I give good head.
First-rate cunt lapping!

why are french always girl?

because for their feminine image?

>french guy
youtube.com/watch?v=6TpyRE_juyA

Yes, but only if they get rid of a few first. There's too many right now.

It's kind of like...you know how all cats are girls and all dogs are boys? All French people are girls.

You will probably find one or two dozens of Japanese women who enjoy unprotected casual sex with random white guys and abortion afterwards.
But you will never find one single woman who'd help you when you are in need.
You die poor and alone.

Is that you cuteposter? Welcome back.

twitter.com/search?f=videos&vertical=default&q=エロ&src=typd&lang=en-gb

日本人はみんな変態だ

so cute.

But french girls don't go to soapland.( ; ; )

KEK, pregnancy is only one part of the plan jap.

I will be the "boyfriend" of 1000 japs before I impregnate them.

Then I will string them along and pretend to want a baby with them, until it is too late to get an abortion.

You forget, I'm a handsome, wealthy white male.

i want one of these pictures

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.........................................REMINDER.......................................

THIS OP IS A NOTORIOUS BAGUETTE SCHIZOPHRENIC TROLL
WHO IS OBSESSED WITH JAPAN/ KPOP POSTING DOZENS
OF FLAMEBAITS LIKE THIS ON Cred Forums EVERYDAY FOR YEARS
HE IS NOT A SANE MAN HE IS POSSESSED WITH PARANOIA
YOU CANNOT EXPECT A COHERENT RESPONSE FROM HIM
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND JUST LET HIM ALONE
WHAT HE NEEDS IS NOT A REPLY BUT MEDICAL TREATMENT

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>You forget, I'm a handsome, wealthy white male.

>sex tourist in pattya
>handsome

Loool
someone should post his face!

Bonjour user, j'espere que tu as passé une bonne journée aujourd'hui.

>KPOP POSTING
u wot

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gay bop

That's it I'm emailing the site admin to get you banned

You and Peru have one thing in common.
You both talk about a castle in the air too much.

helloed friends

I know there are too many counties, so I'll be here until you show up.

you mean castle in the sky

あつこ
その名前で落ち着いたんだ
皆が変態ではない
しかし、4chに来る日本人で変態ではないのがいたとしたら
そいつこそ、度し難い変態です
日本語スレはweebの本丸
ここが隔離精神病棟なんすが
i dislike k-pop nor you

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/air_castle

kek peru is a beta, fat, poor, brown farmer.

I have a solid plan, and will begin in around 2 years.

That's the difference between me and peru

You have to be nice first and stop making threads before we hit the bump limit.

GET TOLD LEL

I wish I were a British and went to France every week.

i just googled it and theyre both valid

>white sex tourist
>not fugly beta


lmao

I have now understood.
He is a prince of eroge world.

I checked a different dictionary before posting.
there was another expression, 'a castle in Spain' but I wasn't sure it was legit...thanks anyway. I try to say 'in the sky' which seems more common.

castle in the skyもcastles made of sand
も同様の意味じゃないの?
youtube.com/watch?v=yrgNRu20a_w
ばるす
毎週行くくらいなら、なんでパリでも住まない?

Thanks for your replies.
I really enjoyed practising English with you.
Everything I said about you and your plan is a joke.
I hope you are not feeling offended or anything.
You are fun. We love you.

Minä rakastan Suomea.

Have you ever been to Strait of Dover?
youtube.com/watch?v=h5p5j_K0CsY

japanese language beautifulest !

for macarons

POTATO ON THE BARREL KEEP QUIET(shhh)
CATCH A JAP SLIPPIN FROM BEHIND

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moi moi

ムーミンもsuomiを話す?

macaron is good. and I want to have it.

my mouth filled with saliva as i saw this picture

CATCH THE THAI SLIPPIN FROM BEHIND
闇夜は気を付けな
というやつやね

>youtube.com/watch?v=1uK-_e3M-Tk

Japan make new thread please
I can smell the taorila from here

someone made this for me

Why do you hate cute girls so much, user? What did they ever do to you?

no way

>taorila
あの半魚人は見飽きた
つづけてFにスレ立てをまかす
俺のレスが入っていない
TAORILA-FAGより先に
これで300

ok i will make the new thread

NEW THREAD

I'll make next if The F. deletes this one

Far too early desu.

onigiri

takoyaki

Can someone explain why the last syllable of "konnichiwa" is written as は? Shouldn't it be わ?
We don't read it as "konnichiha".

because u just do

nigger

make it now!

go on

Why is the particle は pronounced the way it is?
The answer is it just is. But it explains こんにちは: the origin of the word is a phrase wherein は is a particle.

But taorila thread is up, I don't want to split again

split it you "=)I#"=!

Who cares
Taorila thread is gonna die soon enough don't worry about that

Delete it, why keep pretending you don't volunteer on this site?

JUST MAKE THIS DAMN THREAD

because he cant get his janitorship removed for saying he is lel

does he really do it for free

Yes, he doesn't receive monetary compensation

Just make it or I will

Konnichiha came from a greeting word “今日はご機嫌いかがですか(how are you today?)” originally, so writing wa is wrong.

no financial remuneration, you say?

HIT IT

You're free to do it

no balls