/brit/

>H2B ISA

got some bad news for you mate...

oh me? Just doing some hammer curls whilst I watch 'Great British Menu'.

good post

What's that?

I'm getting 4% interest, instant access ISA that will take 25% of its total towards a house if I buy one one day.

Literally no downside

listening to a minecraft playlist

really good memories on that game

Bloodclaat
Strong language, generally unacceptable pre - watershed. Low recognition. Among those familiar, seen as vulgar and crude. Strongly disliked by women when meaning discussed

My my my, what do we have here then?

Ah yes, poor mother Russia how can they compete?
youtube.com/watch?v=TU2kcxoEOT4

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/help-to-buy-end-date-2016-government-philip-hammond-theresa-may-david-cameron-a7337311.html

would eject my load all over the legs of that talentless flat-faced cunt

...

>living at home to save money
>paying your ((parents)) rent
cuck 2bh

Hmm.

>neither

okay i love the song

>Post Office offer broadband

ah yes

>joe.co.uk
just end it

It takes a special kind of thick cunt not to understand this.

>The Government has signalled the end of one of David Cameron’s flagship housing policies, the Help to Buy mortgage guarantee scheme.

There's a difference between a H2B mortgage and a H2B ISA you thick runt. Have you even read the article? It literally says that in the first sentence.

...

Need a poo

>Yano when you're younger and you see those people in places like Hong Kong where they live in tiny spaces and you feel sorry for them, is this effectively just what's happening with London now and British people as the standard of living continues to drop?
Yes.
I live in London and my father flat out said I can either buy a house in a shithole or wait for him to die no matter what salary I end up starting on.

Whenever young people move in sharing a house they're always the most middle class bitches oft named Penelope or Poppy or some shit.

Top 20% won't even cut it in London. You have to be top 1%.

>Grime
>Glasgow
oh dear. oh dear oh dear.

why animes put so much detail into the landscapes and so little into the people

why is there no fat anime girls

haha I was only pretending to be retarded!

my arse

Gonna get stabbed mate

>you can only truly enjoy grime if you grew up as a dosser in a London bedsit with an alcoholic mother and an absentee black carribbean father

ah yes

never used fibre optic in my life

alien technology that is extremely expensive for me. same went for 4G up until recently

Really makes you think

Might not even go to be quite honest m8. See how I feel on the night. If I'm feeling to autistic I just won't go.

why would you want that?

Because it is drawn by Japanese men who suffer from aspergers syndrome.

he posted his arse again

>Glasgow

Jocks out pleasee

That's grim.

Provided you live in an actual house then tbf you're pretty lucky if your dad is just going to leave it to you, but fuck me if you're not from london you're fucked.

I was implying that both grime and Glasgow are fucking shit mate.

why is our media so obsessed with trump?
>never watch tv
>round someone's house I hardly known so watch it so everything is less awkward
>comedy stand up show
>1/2 of their jokes revolve around trump
>go back home, turn the radio on in car
>presenter talks how trump is racist and something about how some email scandal wasn't bad

Better than my arse. Thanks for sharing all the same cunt

dye squat.

parents have some peng house on the outskirts of London, they bought it for like 350k and now it's worth >750k

Imagine not having a nice pert hairless arse.

Well being from London I obviously went to school here and I had teachers come all the way from Kent, Surrey, Norfolk EVEN FUCKING YORKSHIRE.

We really need another "London". We can't have one city that all the flies flock to.

Birmingham isn't good enough.

Stop the people coming here please ;_;

Aye well. Yer a cunt.

are you jeggings lad

can hear the scummy romanian neighbour shouting at his wife again

loads of my teachers were from Australia

>parents have some peng house

Who?

shouting at my wife again

my cat is scratching at the door wanting to get in

what do i do

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/548469/sunderland-woman-gang-raped-violent-protests-peel-street-ivy-leaf-club

Is it edgy if I feel proud, lads?

Jesus Christ, that's mental.

I've no idea why we don't do what literally every other normal country does and split our politics, economic and industrial centre into three separate places.

They should move Parliament up to Manchester whilst London is being refurbished.

They'd never do it because they wank off London but I look forward to watching it all go tits up at some point.

me last night

London is the only reason we are relevant, without it we would be worse off than italy

My primary school teachers were.

None of my secondary school teachers were.
Don't think Australians are qualified for that higher end stuff.

husband's shouting at me again

alri

>All the way from Kent, Surrey...
kek spoken like a true londoner

nah mate your northern coal fields would save the day haha

Miss Dutchcarala
Not the same now.

Reckon if I ever got married I'd struggle not to twat her. Women get on my nerves big time.

let her in

scratching at some twat's door, probably thinks its his cat lmao

what KINOGRAPHY should i watch today lads?

>her
don't misgender it cunt

London should be the political centre, Edinburgh should be the financial centre and Manchester should be the industrial centre desu.

I'm from Islington and I find it annoying enough having to go to Camden or Haringey.

Can't even imagine using motorways on a daily basis.

>Reckon if I ever got married I'd struggle not to twat her. Women get on my nerves big time.

fuck off jezza

Honestly lads as somebody whose lived in Manchester and London Manchester is much better.

It's like London but just less intense and everything is reasonably priced.

Surprisingly enjoyable place. Also a lot less fucking scruffy people.

Just had a massive bender with the lads, now the gf is going to come round with some weed and comfort

Life is good

just had a bacon buttie, now enjoying a nice cup of aeropress coffee with a nice cigarette and 10 mg diazepam

ah yes

got told I look like Hugh Grant yesterday

why is british police such a joke?

nah but honestly this cunt has been shouting for like an hour

want to end him desu

There is very little difference in living standards between large cities in the UK and everywhere is literally an hour or two on the train away from everywhere else because we live on a tiny island.

Stop having the same arguments every day you sad runts.

I think I should get another blood test in around a month to check my E & T levels

>Putting anything relevant in a city that is part of a country that wants to break away because they're edgy.

Birmingham industrial, Manchester financial.

You've obviously just randomly picked three cities but Manchester actually already has a booming financial centre that's growing rapidly, that's why loads of their commuter towns are well off because they've got all the secondary stuff.

Loads of businesses can get highly qualified people and big city advantages but for half the rent, so Manchester has benefitted.

Only because there's no Canucks left and chinks would let you, and you're chink yourself now so. You're both ruined.
Doing a Donald Sutherland Reeeee

>aeropress

good taste lad

Islington is a shithole

Camden is a vast improvement

nothing effay has ever happened in Manchester, the place is like London on an 18 month delay, with less interesting stuff.

Yes, those lads weren't responsible for gang rapes. People shouldn't go around beating innocent people.

This is all policewomen everywhere

What is this from?

girl im seeing literally told me last night about my best friend confessing his love to her after he found out we were seeing each other

poor lad haha

Edinburgh is rightful English clay, they voted to stay.

Birmingham I already have plans for. Build a wall around it and put all the pakis there. Wait a few years until they set up a sharia state, go in, slaughter everyone, reclaim it.

You ever been to Camden lock?

It's like what the Greens want the entire country to look like.

Everyone has piercings, multicoloured hair, nobody has an English accent and everyone looks like they're trying to get fucked by wearing slaggy clothes despite it being 10am on a Saturday morning.

>camden lock is the entire borough

t. retardo

Just found out my very Middle Eastern co-worker named his son Charles.

Toppest kek.

What's your problem with Britain, Mahmoud?

Don't be jealous lad.

This is the secret thing we pay taxes for.
How did this get out?

figuratively

not really a fan of this

hey guys

Lol

*That said he's a convert to Christianity and goes around clean shaven.

What are you on about lad?

Manchester has led loads of clothing brands popular in London, the music scene has always been better and still is.

London is just literally whatever the Chinese kids find exciting at the time.

That's good 2bqh

It's its magnum opus.

Camden Lock is as good as it gets.

I've seen their schools, cinemas, parks, pubs, restaurants and I must say that I'm not impressed.

ISLINGTON NIGGAZ > CAMDEN NIGGAZ

alright mohammed

Alri Jock

>Move Russia to Atlantic
>Suddenly we can drive to America

Why are we not funding this?

That's smart

Its like how the Chinese name their children Western names

>UGH why is real life this movie?
don't you have a shoah to be guilting yourselves over?

Islington is expensive.

Islington is literally a violent underdeveloped shithole where you need a bulletproof vest to walk through

from britain

policwomen in other countries have guns

I'm from a white middle class area god damn it, you can't just wall off the entirety of Birmingham just the shit areas like five ways

youtube.com/watch?v=eC-F_VZ2T1c

Why do they make people sing like black women?

t. English being a fucking arse. haha

Important

strawpoll.me/11339398

strawpoll.me/11339398

strawpoll.me/11339398

Is Farage pissed?

i.4cdn.org/pol/1475188194468.webm

east berlin is camden lock: the city

rest of camden is really nice though

>Fizrovia
>Saint Pancras
>UCL
>Primrose Hill
>Kings Cross
>Hampstead
>Highgate
>Camden Town

Camden is superior to anything in this city

Police in other countries [specifically Germans in general, not just police] have a habit of gunning down the innocent.

This is literally what 100% of Camden looks like

why is there no law that prevents sites like buzzfeed copy right protecting content they didn't make

>another dead cumskin

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37526636

>east berlin
Is it as shitty as east Germany?

Surely it couldn't be AS bad but East London is a fucking dump.

should have thrown in the towell haha

where's the willy?

Maybe the bits bordering Islington since its an infectious shithole

>tfw no right wing nationalist parties in NI
Can't see me ever voting for anything except referendums tbqh.

those "innocent" people are mostly refugees or gypsies

Academic year starting on Monday lads.

Need to rehearse my lectures haha.

Islingtonites are ethnically superior to Camdenarabian dogs.

>Islington is literally a violent underdeveloped shithole where you need a bulletproof vest to walk through
Fuck. I lived in a 2k a month apartment.
Where was the shit bit?

Damm Daniel

>Ireland

This is a British general mate

islingtonshits get out of my thread reeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

It doesn't feel like a first world country

East London is nicer 2bh

Mentioned to the gf that she might have some traits from Histrionic Personality Disorder

I'm in the shit now lads haha

>DUP act like the most insane Republicans in America
>Sinn Fein and SDLP are faggot cucks
>Alliance is what people vote for to show they're young and they don't really give a shit about politics

idk lad.
UUP?
Probably wouldn't vote either.

>tfw Irish and all the pro-Irish parties in N.I are as left wing as the greens

>[specifically Germans in general, not just police] have a habit of gunning down the innocent.
Well maybe they're a product of their environment?
German Police have it hard.
Shit is silly.
#bluekrautlivesmatter

haram

>East London is nicer 2bh
You should have seen it before 2012.

Looked like Lagos but with more niggers.
Now it looks like a slightly prettier version of Lagos with more niggers.

Weird thing is nobody is ever there.
It's fucking deserted.
Have you ever been to Westfield shopping centre?

It's busy on the weekends sure but Mon-Fri there is NOBODY.

Did you mention that you're a pathetic loser shitposting about her on a Mongolian cake decorating board?

just woke up still drunk and i remembered i met some boys from /balt/ and we were screaming memes in the smoking area

why are rustlers burgers so fucking hot?

>100k for a glorified shipping container

I think you'll find this a Norn Irish edition. Luckily for you, I'm very kind and will allow you to stay.

If there was a nationalist version of the DUP, I'd vote for them in a heartbeat desu.

sounds like a fun night

lived in west hampstead once

my mate told me he finds red doritos a bit too spicy

>the music scene is better

literally laughed at this one, nice.

what a bender

>Meeting someone from Cred Forums irl

Would rather kill myself desu

Isle of Dogs and Wapping are really nice

Several nice pockets in Bow in between the council estates too (near QMUL, up and down the canal). Heard it got infested with muggers recently though.

>Have you ever been to Westfield shopping centre?

yeah i used to go there often for the Tortilla

it's busy on the weekends because half of essex decides to take the train in there

Reminder that if you haven't wanked yet today then you are still eligible to participate in no-wank October.

don't imagine I'm talking to real people when I post on /brit/

imagine I'm talking to faceless robots

who's to say I'm not?

gf just broke up with me ey

isle of dogs is literally 100% council homes

Trying to break up with mine but she's stubborn as a mule

...

Waiting for the end of the repair of my car.
What's up?

My skin lightening cream arrived

draw a penis with the sugar

C R A Z Y R O U B L E

Since I have already wanked today two or three times, I might wank again to that pic of yours. Do you have any more?

no it isn't

there's a few old council estates but it's at least 70% private sector flats, most of them newbuilds

That looks like a very odd car garage waiting room

Isn't bleaching one's anus an American thing to do?

>An Integrated Household Survey estimated 1.5% people in the UK identify themselves as gay, lesbian or bisexual – far lower than previous estimates of 5–7%.

FAGGOTS BTFO HOLY SHIT

i was in a relationship like that once, tried breaking up with her and she said "no"

women are nuts desu

I've already wanked today
Shan't do it for the rest of the month

youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY

Using it on my face to even out my skin tone

>Do you have any more?

need to be more specific

Marius looks a bit like Cary Elwes

that English village in the newer Harry Potter is very comfy 2bh

>buy new towels
>they're soft af and shit at actually drying you

how do I make them crisp, almost crusty (when freshly washed..)?? Need to starch these bitches or something?

some europeans are just as bad at yanks at handling the banter

Doesn't matter
75% of Londoners are bi-trans-non-binary Pakistani-African Muslims according to the BBC so that's who we will be seeing on telly all the time

>FAGGOTS
FOY

There can't be that much of a difference in the skin tone .

*enters /brit/*

JPOP has NOTHING on KPOP

contemplating a wank

I'd still like to even it out

and some of the areas I have been shaving ARE unnoticeably darker

I know
That webm makes me laugh

Boy if that's what life looks like on 5mgs I wonder what a gram looks like

>Luckily for you, I'm very kind and will allow you to stay.
You're a clown. Norn Iron started Windsor Park.
It isn't yours.
Norn Iron is Loyalist lad.
The phrase.

>the audience is full of adult men
>the only females or children are on the stage

strawpoll.me/11339473
strawpoll.me/11339473
strawpoll.me/11339473

nigel is coaching trump now

They fucking are
Might turn gay
Men are far more predictable

>being against gay marriage
Why? How does it affect you?

smalltime desu

>Nigel is 10x more articulate than Trump
>Nigel wasn't even given the chance to be an MP representing 1/650th of the House of Commons
>Trump is down to the last two of having the most coveted position on Earth and the "official" most powerful person in the world (even though that's bollocks)

Why is life so unfair?

Nige deserves to be world leader.

twitter.com/HiiiPoweredSoul/status/782047646198403072?lang=en
>people like this actually exist

London when

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>It doesn't matter if somebody pisses in the pool I'm in as long they don't piss on me directly

>meme grips

wew

That was almost a coherent post. Very encouraging. Hopefully you Prods are becoming at least smarter than the gypos.

ironically hope the sister kills herself

>Pan-African protagonist and advocate of womanism. #ALLBlackLivesMatter. I was born in '93 but my soul is about 287 years old.

Damn bruh.
Nigga woke AF.

Is HS2 happening or not?

They keep saying they're going to demolish homes around my area to make way for it

I'm not, but its easy to understand why people are. If you're Christian and value the traditional definition of what a marriage is, then a marriage between 2 men or women is a perversion of that institution.

i think marriage as a state-sanctioned status should be abolished.

I think that instead there should just be an official status between pairs of people, called a civil union, where two people can come together sign a document and have certain rights bestowed unto them.

As for marriage and the ceremony, it should be an informal ceremony, like a christening or a bar mitzvah. If you want to sign the civil union document symbolically at your marriage, that's cool but there is no obligation to do so, nor is the ceremony to count in-lieu of signing the document.

As for religious or non-religious, essentially it should be up to a church whether they want to throw the ceremony or not, if a pair of men are turned away from a church (Just as a muslim may be turned away from holding some sort of ceremony in a church), they can easily turn to some alternative church or someone who owns a function-hall or something and see if they're willing to allow them to throw the ceremony.

what does it mean when a man's willy becomes hard and stiff?

asking for a mate

Northerners btfo

>gay marriage leads to gay adoption
>gay adoption leads to more mentally ill and criminals since queers are terrible parents
>mentalists and criminals affect me and my future children

what has she done?

>Try to break up with gf
>She's not having it
>She says I'm the best thing to happen to her
>Says I'm stunning and she hasn't experienced sex until she's had it with me and shit like that
>Obviously got her rose tinted glasses firmly on
>Say I'm not sure if I love her and I don't know if I can be with her because she can find someone so much better
>She cries
>says that she has nothing with out me
>Goes to the bathroom
>Comes back with a 10 inch cut down her arm
>Tells me to go away
>Give her a packet of baby wipes and go to lecture
>Leave the keys she gave me downstairs
>Comes to lecture 20 minutes later acting like nothing happened
>Says she wants to get back with me
>I'm a fucking idiot and say yes

not killed herself

Where did this "white people like incest" meme come from?

Ironic isn't it?

The creature the white man reveres above all others, the pig, they also accept that it's the filthiest, greediest and most vile of all of the almightys creations

So then why? Why do they worship this beast?
I'll tell you, it's because the white man knows, the white man knows the pig embodies all of his qualities and that must mean they are one in the same.
Did pigs evolve into men?
or do men evolve into pigs?
That I cannot know

I stroked a little before but didn't finish
Not really in the mood recently anyway

I'll see how long I can last

Same

>This is how delusional and naive the typical student is

Tastes nice.

is she built like a whale?

or he's waiting in a café you dipstick

Gets the ol' neurones firing

Why do you think she likes you so much?

The pig was the only being created by the devil, not God

As expected such a creature was the lowest and most foul on Earth, however there was a twist in the tale as the pig evolved, or devolved should I say, it became a creature even more lowly and foul, it became...the white man

why do basketball americans try to claim every culture as theirs

she was built like a meanie ;(

any memes lads

are you getting bullied by your sister?

RASHEEEEEEEEEEEED

>The Celts were black
Howling, WE WUZ isn't even a fucking meme

>who's to say I'm not?
me

>piggy can't handle scientific facts

its poleaboo, don't reply to it

>Kardashians are white

no

because they don't have one.
They have no idea which African country they come from.
They want to be mad at white people but 25% of their blood is white.
The way they were bred means most of them are strong and stupid instead of weak and smart.
They're prone to aggression and growing up in shitty communities where education is considered white and gay.

They are the descendants of people who were treated like guinea pigs. They're like a big science experiment gone wrong and we can't get rid of them because it's inhumane.

I can't understand
I'm a pretty boring person. I might be able to make a joke every now and then but that's the highlight of my personality. She says I'm super attractive but I don't think I am. I'm maybe a 5 or 6 at the absolute most.

She also says I have the thickest dick she's ever had. That may be true, but it's probably not the thickest dick out there

I SAID ANY MEMES LADS

oh i see

BASED

I FUCKING LOVE KANO

SEEN HIM LIVE MANY TIMES!!!!!

What is she out of 10?

>because they don't have one.
>They have no idea which African country they come from.
>They want to be mad at white people but 25% of their blood is white.
>The way they were bred means most of them are strong and stupid instead of weak and smart.
>They're prone to aggression and growing up in shitty communities where education is considered white and gay.
>
>They are the descendants of people who were treated like guinea pigs. They're like a big science experiment gone wrong and we can't get rid of them because it's inhumane.

None today mate
Sorry

The poster you just replied to was Poleaboo

not really, i wish it were that simple.

I recommend everyone getting extra flags so they can identify poleaboo by his Lancashire flag

>barcode uncovered

Better hope you get there early lad.

I'd say she's a high 7 low 8
When we first started talking I thought that I had no chance with her
She was the one to ask me out, immediately after she got me into bed and took my virginity

how do you pronounce entrepreneurial?

I'm not saying it about all blacks lad.
I'm saying it about American blacks.

Despite how niggery Africans act or Black Brits act from time to time it's nowhere near as insane as American blacks.

They punch and hit people for no reason.
They see learning as a white thing.
They're a truly unique people, and not in a good way.

What I found interesting is that the average black American actually has like 15-20% European DNA. Didn't know that tbqh

>I'd say she's a high 7 low 8
>When we first started talking I thought that I had no chance with her
>She was the one to ask me out, immediately after she got me into bed and took my virginity
WTF
Check your privilege bitch

don't know m8

>all day rave outside
>pissing it down

on-treh-pen-ooh-ree-al

>tfw live in one of the few non-shit and 90+ percent white parts of Lancashire
Don't like being associated with the rest of the county

nigger

vocaroo.com/i/s1yg7IqyrwzU

Bit depressed today

going to cheer myself up with a mcdonalds

Yeah but I didn't know her that well and didn't realise she was crazy

I don't like crazy

Runt

Ironic thing is, despite all the horrific things about history - not one black American would exist if it wasn't for the slave trade.

They should be giving white people reparations as a thank you.

isn't it like 10 euros for a big mac lmao get fucked sausage nigger

fucking shit night, at home eating a burrito in bed at ten oclock

any of you got a bullet and you wanna test if its deadly or not go right ahead feel like absolute shit

you know what you should do

Ask her to do more and more disgusting kinky shit and see how far she goes just to prove her love to you.

Make her lick your arse

...

Don't get why we haven't bought out /Eire/ lads
They talk about the same shit we do but their threads move super slowly

good goy, make sure you get an XL meal for extra happiness

But, Celts spawned from Austria.
Western European cultures.
No contact with sub-Saharans, It would have been a novelty.

alri

>brown with a bacon bap

disgusting freaks of nature

hi

having micks here always leads to tedious arguments

Is that a panda?

alri yankee doodle

Oh not you again

Ladywood?

Got 27 yous this thread which isn't bad but would appreciate at least double that in the next thread

THIS is a panda

Matt Ludford

me with the arm

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pandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapanda

well i'm retarded.

Anyway im going to Death Grips in Manchester was my point

Why would a person want to drive this thing rather than a normal-sized vehicle?

its actually way cheaper in Germany and much nicer too

Honestly think if I lived in America I couldn't resist fucking exclusively Latinas lads.

Status

Need a gf that stutters when nervous

it is literally the same shit all over the world though. I ate a big mac in china and it tasted just like it does here

Look at you all arrogant.

...

Eh, Norn Irish posters post here regularly and you aren't even aware 80% of the time

>these are the people who call me a degenerate

Mum and her husband are arguing about how to get where we're going

Don't do drugs and don't consume any of that shite.

Only thing I consume religiously is flavoured water and milk.

I'm pretty wild but within reasonable means.

>Valium
>Ritalin
>Prozac
FOY

think im gay lads, or might still just be fucked

>flavoured water

Do your 90 days in the states. Grills love every British and Irish accent. Wife a fit one.
America is boring and you get fat but having the option to shift there if you decide to is good too.
Or just fuck grills.

Refreshing, tasty, and very healthy.

Buy some today!

I'm also gay

>flavoured water
disdainforple.jpg

that's a big lion for you

Ah yes, aspartame, very healthy!

I have a working class London accent and I have to upgrade it to RP to impress American grills.

Be warned lads.
They only like you if you sound like Daniel Radcliffe.

That's not how the meme works

for you?

THERE'S NO FUCKING ASPARTAME YOU BLACK CUNT.

THAT SHITS IN CARBONATED BEVERAGES.

I'VE LOOKED THROUGH THE INGREDIENTS AND ASPARTAME NEVER CAME UP SO FUCK YOU.

>the morrisons shill has started his shift

Statistically this poster is not white.

/brit/ meetup at DG?

>tfw I sound like Daniel Radcliffe
Ah yes

I am white though.
The most white people there are.
Irish.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

statistically either me or this poster are female

I have a willy so it must be her

>There are people here who don't just drink water or have some sparkling water with no flavouring in if they fancy a change.

rorke

just purchased a litre can of beer from aldi

im a sucker for marketing

>that brummie accent feel

GOAT drink: elderflower cordial mixed with sparkling spring water.

Statiscally, this poster is a paki

youtube.com/watch?v=eaSwjeba2aw&feature=youtu.be

lel

literally just happened a few mins ago

>flavoured water

why yes let me consume 50% of my daily sugar within one bottle just because I'm too much of a child to drink normal water

Just woke up

for fuck's sake lads

alri Emily you fat butch dyke

Boring.
youtube.com/watch?v=L2Gu-PO4aYI

pouring a glass of flavoured water

forking dongles

did he get arrested and thrown in jail for 15 years?

>he doesn't have a £1000 water cooler

actually creasing

Normal water tastes like I'm giving a rimjob to a vegan.

And check this

dont care

probably

>Irish
>white

You're having a laugh.

>Artificially sweetened
Enjoy cancer and diabetes

rasheed

>flavoured water

Literal underage immature runt

>amerijails

and you call us a prison colony

*takes off shirt*
Let's go

ramon

>tfw living that life with a Y

abdul

runt lyfe

All I drink is water, black coffee and maybe a bottle of beer at the weekend.

Drinking anything sweet after the age of 12 is runty.

>giving a rimjob to a vegan.
vegans poo a lot more often than meat eaters and their poos are also a lot sloppier so their bumhole probably tastes like poo

>there's a trans girl who is the same heigh as me but 116lbs

Looks like I'm going to be on DNP for a lot longer than I thought

alejandro

Yes

>a trans girl
Also known as a MAN

Why yes lets tear up our countryside and demolish homes just so that we can get to London 20 minutes quicker!

New

Orcs had her well ruined. You can't be a hero for everyone. I like this moral.

>''''''people''''' that think water tastes bad

there is NOTHING more runty