How do you view your neighbors?

Norway-Too rich for us
Finland-nice i liek Finland
Estonia-sexy
Latvia-Is this even a country?
Lithuania-Cute and suicidal
Poland-Just kek
Belarus-cute Lithuania/Russia kid
Ukraine-weird Poland/Russia kid
Ossetia-weird Georgia/Russia kid
China-filthy commies
North Korea-JUST
Mongolia-Mongolia

Chile: with lust
The rest: dont care

Belgium : Our cliché about them is that they are hillbilly
Luxembourg : Rich Alsatian
Germany : I dont know how this happens with Ordnung and shit, but they are by far among the worst tourist we have here
Switzerland : Dishonest delator moutain jews
Italy : Their diaspora is fucking horrendous, but the people in Italy are pretty nice but lazy.
Andorra : Weird Mountain principality
Spain : Where we go to buy your cigarettes cheaper.
Netherlands : DUDE

Elaborate please.

what about the channel islands and monaco and we have our soil in your land

I dont know what happens when they cross the border, but they have a complete disregard for there surrounding and speak pretty loudly.

Greece:Stop taking all the tourist
Bulgaria:Literally who
Armenia:/x/
Georgia:Good
Azerbaijan:Brothers
Persia:I have no idea what they are doing there but atleast they buy our shit
Syria/Iraq:ABORT
Cyprus:Rightful roach clay, long live the north

Afghanistan - cause of the problem
Tadjikistan/kyzgzstan - goatfuckers
Turkmenistan - 2nd North Korea
Kazakhstan - little Russia

Scotland: Fierce independent culture
Ireland: Sounds like it gets better every year
Wales: Sometimes I forget it exists
France: Meme tier mutual hatred, not so secret love
Netherlands: Nothing really stands out
Belgium: Like the Netherlands but more boring
Norway: Oil monies, rich people and forests
Iceland: Volcanoes and swathes of nothing

>fierce independent culture
most of them voted no

as in, a lot of them identity with very much not being us

>Azerbaijan:Brothers
Do you call brothers all turkic countries? What do you think of us?

Russia - love-hate. like a crazy mate you have and are stuck with, who you know for sure carries a screwdriver in his jacket, and gets drunk and might stab random people, including you one day.

China - I personally love China and considering learning chinese. I'm happy that they exist as a counter-weight of sorts to USA, anglosphere, russia.

Kyrgyzstan - less fortunate, poorer little brother. no particular feelings.

Uzbekistan - stronger but dumber brother, can probably fuck you up, but he's poorer, so it's fine.

Turkmenistan - a child whose parents raise him in a cage and feed crackers and rain water.

It's funny because everyone in that region more or less seem to be critical of uzbekistan

italie : Insecure nannies
allemagne : trash
angleterre : inbreds
espagne : sous race jajajajaja
suisse : bastards
belgique : White trash subhumans, Cigarettes
andorre : Cigarettes
luxemqui ?
France : plus beau pays au monde

>channel Island
Nobody even know they exist
>Monaco
Basically ours, city with rich old people

I didn't get the rest of your post

Denmark: They're alright but man, fuck their language
You can read it fine and all but it sounds like they're puking at a constant when they speak
Norway: Pretty nature, much like our own but with mountains
The people are a mixed bag, some are nice while others have developed a complex over our rivalry and become pathetically obsessed with it
Finland: They have the best stuff to drink, and they're fun to drink with, good people in my book

Channel Islands : Basically Breton
Monaco : "They have a royal family, that's cool."

We have problems as well but we are the strongest in our region. Only Kazakhstan is a bit richer but even they are facing economic problems now

Your graveyard is really neat

10/10 post

How is the country after karimov died? is the political situation stable right now? i've visited 2 months ago and i must say i've enjoyed it

>Channel Islands : Basically Breton

Oh for God sake, they're called "iles anglo-normandes"

Kazakhstan:Lads
Every other turkic country:Literal Steppe niggers
I dont get the turan meme, but its useful on a political point

Noice

His death hasn't affected the country. Current president looks like a smart guy. We hope for positive changes

It's the Armoricains who got to the island, they are closer to the Breton.

Good luck, do you use a vpn? because when i was there i remember that i couldn't log into Cred Forums

youtu.be/ZtP6htDmxLE?t=32

I'll be poetic

> Kazakhstan - little Russia
ah yes nice meme

is it also why mongols seem to blindly hate kazakhs, even though kazakhs literally DONT GIVE A FUCK about mongols?

or maybe cause we're true successors of genghis khan, the only thing mongols have is not even their lmao.

>It's the Armoricains who got to the island, they are closer to the Breton.

That's probably why they still use the old "coutume of Normandy" for the law, and not something else ?

What do you mean faggot?
> Kazakhstan - little Russia
It is not written in a negative contest. You guys have the similar life quality and infrastructure.

ok then no need to get upset. hope your life is well. presuming you're uzbek ofc.

Kek Kazakhstan overall is russian shithole tier

Thanks. No it is ok to log in to 4ch

cant you read? he said exactly that.

In all honesty, what would the five turkistan countries be like if they were still a part of russia? aka those 5 had never left the CCCP whilst everyone else did

i know i must not do this but
>turkistan countries
also probably like the tatars but much poorer

probably even worse than now.

>aka those 5 had never left the CCCP whilst everyone else did

that would be different. i dunno. i wouldnt want that. at least like that THERE IS HOPE. with what you said, there's never hope, always a deep hole of shit, which only goes deeper.

Only agressive sandnigger nations live a lavish life in Russia ( chechens) while other minorities suck the dick. It is better for us to be independent because we prefer to be robbed by our politicians not by russian ones

+1

you didnt reply, are you actually UZBEK ? ? ?

Uzbek
Nimaga sorayapsan?

Romania = very positive
Serbs = cautious
Macedonians = conflicted
Greeks = smug
Turks = neutral
black sea = positive

jai, qyzyqty

>you know for sure carries a screwdriver in his jacket
doesnt get more russian than that

When will you give samarqand and buchara back to tajikistan?

if you have seen trainspotting (if not, watch it, personal 10/10), Russia is Begbie

Germany - pure hatred
Czechia - meh
Slovakia - ok
Ukraine - no such thing
Belarus - like
Lithuania - hate
Russia - pure hatred

>croatia
Middle class tourist destination, nothing else of worth EXCEPT FOR ISTRIA AND DALMAZIA
>slovakia
Not even a real country
>austria
Pic related
>switzerland
Pic related
>france
Obnoxious cunts, alright country
>san marino
Italy
>vatican city
Italy
>malta
Not Italy just yet

Russia - big bro
Poland - supermarket
Ukrain - crazy bro
Lithuania - bro
Latvia - nazi

germany - big brother but doesnt notic you
belgium - retard bro that should be annexed
bong - commando and marine bros
france - arrogant bastards but endearing as well for some reason
denmark - you never hear from them
luxembourg - jews

I was gonna ask how in the fucking hell france borders the Netherlands but then I remembered the island St. Maarten.

This desu

Slovakia = Upper Hungary

Romania = dirty gypsies who stole Transylvania from us

Serbia = give us back our magyar cities in Vojvodina you stole after WWI, and everything will be just fine

Croatia = cool country, brothers.

Austria = Austria-Hungary!

Canada = sucks
Mexico = sucks
Russia = sucks
Cuba = sucks
Bahamas = sucks

Norway bad
Denmark bad
Finland good

Totally agree with this

>Hungary
Fuck them, behave nicely or 1918 again

>Croatia
Catholic Serbia

>Bosnia
Islamic Serbia

>Montenegro
Peasant Serbia

>Albania
Probably the most backward culture on the planet

>Macedonia
Southern Serbia

>Bulgaria
Gypies

>Romania
eh, they're fine I guess.

>waiting for moroccan posters

romanians are ok
serbs are faggots
fyromites are ok
greeks are ok
turks are subhumans

>czechia
best country poland
funny language
tatras filled with them

>ukraine
migrants

>hungary
lots of pseudohistorian muh trianon muh turan autists who hate my nation and make up shit about my nation just so they can feel better about themselves
>"muh 10 year old nation xDDD"
>"slavs didnt live in kingdom of hungary, they just migrated here in the 19th century :D"
if i ignore those autistis they are bretty good

>austria
???

i dont think about them much recentry

What about Brazil?

>pure hatred

Grow up retard.

Welsh are cucks, Scots are inbred cunts, English are alright, Northern Irish need to be gassed.

You sound underage

india - shitting street
maldives - resort

USA= destroyer of worlds, fat, but all we have.

>Germany
shit
>Czechia
Shit
>Slovakia
ok
>Ukraine
no such thing
>Belarus
Good
>Lithuania
no such thing
>Russia
faggots

stfu pls

New Zealand - smaller cool version of us....and fush and chups
Java - island chinks
Papua New Guinea - subhuman island niggers

I don't have any particularly strong views about any of our neighbors except Ukraine, which should either be partitioned or nuked. No one cares about us and we don't care, either.

>>Lithuania
>no such thing
Stop it

>Lithuania
>no such thing
I WILL DESTROY YOU

calm down big guy, you can try. we've been over this already

Seriously?

what is it with hungarians always shouting how other countries "stole" their land it's getting pathetic already

France=Ok
Austria=Ok
Slovenia=Bad
Switzerland=Tax evaders

>German tourists
How are they worse than the Chinese?

Canada= America even if they dont want to admit it. Ontario is filled with shitlords
Mexico= country thats ruled by cartels

Texas= better living standards than LA, but filled with insufferable people
Mississippi= The only state that makes LA look better. Also a name foreigners can't pronounce right
Arkansas= Better living standards than LA- incest is semi-legal there judging by all the inbred people.

Argentina: They are cool
Peru: you can buy cheap shit there, their people are seen as a meme here
Bolivia: has a whiny mongrel as a president that uses our country to deviate attention from their own problems

>Armenia:/x/
RECOGNIZE

I dont understand it etither, but the Germans seem to be able to manage it. Sure the Chinese are rude but they keep to themselves and know how to be discreet, while the Germans are as said.

youtube.com/watch?v=b2i5ShKaASc

Also, the Chinese only go to Paris while the Germans anywhere in France.

Poland neighbors
>Germany
Neutral
>Czech
Good
>Slovakia
Good
>Ukraine
Mixed Feelings
>Belarus
Good
>Lithuania
Hate
>Russia
Hate

>Germany Neutral
Really? They literally feed your whole nation you thankless faggot

Russia is our problem now.

Germany hasn't politicy which harms our country
Our main enemy is Russia

Slovakia :))
Germany :))
Poland :)
Austria :))

>bretons

no gypsies in romania xD

are peruvians a sane nation?

it's a little bit exaggerated, but very true, tho.

>Spain
Has been too quiet for too long. We're getting suspicious.

Overall, it feels like bizarro Portugal, where things are somewhat familiar, but at the same time not. I'm sure they share this feeling towards us, though.

>Giving Poland constitution
>We've been
REEEEEEEE

>Russia
shit
>Ukraine
no such thing
>Germany
neutral
>Czechia
shit
>Slovakia
bros
>Belarussia
ok
>Lithuania
Shit

I don't really know about their internal affairs so i couldn't tell you
I do know however that they eat cuyis and that's not right

wtf Finland

I think he was talking about french guyana or guayana or whatever it's called

unfortunately surrounded by retarded communists who won't cooperate with us

It's the usual "Capoeira, Carnival and transsexual"

>Canada
its 2016
>mexico
FUCK OFF

Norway = idk they have oil and money and shit
Sweden = pretty smug people mostly 2bh
Russia = BIG, people are somewhat similar to Finns though it's probably the northwestern part
Estonia = bros

>pic
>implying

Harper was based pro-Israel. Trudeau is a mudslime's cocksucker.

>neighbouring countries are some of the most well-off nations in the world and their culture/sometimes language is in sync with mine

yeah they're pretty good, honestly.

>Slovakia

Ayyyy Italian borders extending north I see. Good.

whats with you niggas obsession with california? Is california the standard (that you cannot reach) to which you measure your success to or something?

t. buttblasted commiefornian

Fuck you leftard, filthy spic.

Turkey: Shit
Bulgaria: Shit
Fyrom: SHIT
Albania: SHIT

>Canada
reddit: the country. Most Canadians you talk to somehow turn the conversation into muh healthcare and the americans getting shot meme. Also our biggest importer.

>Mexico
Pretty disliked especially with Trump getting popular, ESPECIALLY for all the Chicanos in California, NM, Arizona. Loved for their food otherwise.

Norway = abstract no-name rich dudes to be jealous.
Finland = firs heard about it on 4ch. I thought the whole country is a meme and doesn`t exist in reality.
Latvia = Lithuania = Estonia haters gona hate.
Poland = slav country not related to Russia. Strange.
Belarus = Russia.
Ukraine = russian countryside.
Turkey = place for poor people to go for vacation.
Georgia = whole country of kind and funny dudes.
Azerbaijan = immigrants.
Kazakhstan = Russia made of asians.
Mongolia = The Great Hollow.
China = a country to respect and follow the example of.
Korea = A shithole in everlasting civil war.
Japan = anime and fishing business. Also, we`re officialy in war.

How is Uzbekistan stronger

is this supposed to be rare

Germany = good
Czechia = good
Slovakia = good
Ukraine = good
Belarus = bad
Lithuania = good
Russia = bad

Russia: Imagine swamp with gravitation.
Poland: Ukraine without corruption.
Belarus: Chill bros.. But swamp almost feed them.
Moldova: When shit goes even worse. Best wishes.
Romania: No idea. It's rarely when neighbouring countries dont give a shit about each other.
Slovakia: Smuggling. MORE SMUGGLING
Hungary: Hell for truckers and Zakarpattya® official sponsor. Chillest separatists in the world.

is he a bad goy?

xDDDD

I guess i`m so russian i cant imagine a swamp without gravitation.

>Mexicans on Cred Forums
Pretty cool guys
>Mexicans IRL
pic related
>Leafistan
Fuck off and die, you Chink cunts. You can take back your lefty celebrities, we don't want them.

>America = pretty good
>St Pierre et Miquelon (France) = pretty good
>Greenland (Denmark) = pretty good
>Russia = meh

I hate anyone but Russia desu.

Canadian= kay but annoying
Mexicans= No leave

Why is Hungary hell for truckers

countries
Canadian= cucks with feminist prime minister
Mexico= cartels, poor people, illegals, scum
Cuba=commies
Bahamas= vacations and theft

Serbia = they're like annoying distantly related old relative that smells bad and keeps asking you to crash at your place and then you let him, then he stays for almost a year and he tries to throw YOU out
Slovenia = transit zone, no bad feels. even perhaps some bro feels?
Bosnia = worthless wasteland to be avoided, bottom pit of European mentality and just about everything else
Montenegro = Ok, wish them good luck + keep forgetting they are an independent state. still think they are untermenschen though
Hungary = I don't know anything about this place at all except from history books. I only know they have this dictator of the sorts. I am completely unaware of anything Hungarian and what they think about us
Italy = Ok I guess, whatever. Pope, religion, Rome and those stuff

Bolivia and Peru = poor imigrants that come here to sell stuff and work on crap jobs

Argentina=Allright,although they send us reallly crap tourists

Uruguay = best neighboorand also rightgull brazilian clay

Venezuela = I pity them

Colombia= Nice,Bro tier

Paraguay = sells really cheap eletronics,a giamt shopping mall for tourists

France= BOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHJ

Suriname&Guiana = desu i think they are dead

>Moldova
Retards who dislike us and like Russia even though we do nothing but give them economical aid and sell them resources at 1/3 the price
>Ukraine
Retards who think they're superior to us even though they have done absolutely nothing to warrant such attitudes
>Hungary
Chill in real life but maximum butthurt on the internet to the point where it's cringeworthy
>Serbia
For some reason people like them even though they've done nothing. I guess "doing nothing to us" is good enough of a reason to like someone in these parts.
>Bulgaria
Just like Ukraine they think they're better than us even though they've done nothing to warrant such attitudes. I guess they have nicer beaches since their tourism department isn't completely incompetent.

>Black Sea
Only good neighbor