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anime tho

why are celts so easy to assimilate linguistically

Shit pic

trump will win

My cunt's moist

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shit flag

British anime?

is that a minaret?

Why yes lets tear up our countryside and demolish homes just so that we can get to London 20 minutes quicker!!

>Brummie culture

>Le angry tweeting at 3AM about a model man
Ah yes very presidential

tea and coffee are actually beneficial in moderate quantities

>drinking anything other than water and alcohol

>just found out mate is having a birthday party today and they were keeping it quiet from me

Heard you the first time mate

Milton Keynes is my idea of a living nightmare. I imagine the suicide rate there must be extremely high

The entire """town""" is just ugly gray roads everywhere, ugly 70s office buildings and grey concrete car parks as far as the eye can see

>Coffee
Caffeine is AWFUL
>Alcohol
*exasperates hyperbolically*

awaken him

he's been pulling shenanigans like that since the beginning

vs le collapsing at 11am from exhaustion queenb

gatorade

After dating a hundred girls without getting a real gf I've come to terms with my life

>mate

Shit flag

>The Dream Team
Hillary isn't ready

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coffee is the most disgusting shit ever known to humanity

>ribena has been intentionally dieting and using hormones for months and is still fatter than me

>see a fat pleb on the street

guaranteed to be clutching a bottle of lucozade or some other saccharine shite.

ruin the party

they're not your friends anyway

>Getting over pneumonia in literally a couple of days in her late 60s
>Demolishing Trump in the debates afterwards with ease
Hillary is based

i drink monster energy drinks EXCLUSIVELY

Enjoy your HIV/AIDS

To be honest, and I'm not even being edgy, I find most places in Britain that aren't historically nice to be utterly fucking depressing.

>City centres
>Just completely swamped out in ridiculous prices and a huge divide between rich and poor
>Loads of chain restaurants and clothing shops and faceless financial buildings
>Drive to suburbia
>Pets at Home, that weird kids toy store, Tesco/Asda/Sainsburys/Waitrose and some other stuff plus them small industrial park offices and that's it.

Britain is fucking shite.

>coffee is the most disgusting shit ever known to humanity

Might fire up the old Aeropress in a bit

> giganormie housemate who goes out all the time, is /fit/, etc, can't get a gf or even a regular shag

meanwhile I'm sitting here in bed with the comfy 7/10 gf snuggled up to me

giganormies really don't have it as good as you might assume lads

might fire up the ol noggin

*looks at Cred Forums.org/bans*
*third eye opens*

My mum genuinely just caught me with my willy out. I wasn't even wanking, it was just hard and I was idly fiddling with it.

Fucks sake

>Spiritualized playing in London
>cheapest ticket is £43

yeah, fuck off.

New mixtape just touched road

This shits fire

He's a bender

>says the giganormie

hipster

t. giganormie

youtube.com/watch?v=pbZX9PZ_yqI

>tfw going to try winning back the heart of the girl I love in December, a year after it all went wrong

Is it a hopeless endeavour? Am I just a mad man?

reddit.com/r/incest

>Getting over pneumonia in literally a couple of days in her late 60s
exactly
literally doesn't happen

was she impressed
last time she saw it only tiny

0% chance I'll be listening to this black person talking quickly

can't imagine what an reclusive autist you are to have that opinion, or even use the word 'hipster' anymore.

Stay fucked mate.

>there's a trans girl who is the same height as me but 116lbs

Looks like I'm going to be on DNP for a lot longer than I thought

imagine if you'd been caught shagging your gf
by her dad
h-haha i-imagine that

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Bad lad

I'm actually extremely autistic and just happen to have a gf

>a trans girl
a man

t. Alex Jones

Imagining Nige teaching Trump how to debate with "eye of the tiger" in the background

>trump is losing because the MSM says so!

that's some good shit my nigga

big fan

You're right we should not build any new infrastructure just so that those few people (who would be compensated) can enjoy their shitty house some more

>a trans girl
so
a man, then

Fuck off Normie hipster with your self diagnosed autism

me tbdesu

>normie hipster

He could have meant a girl that thinks she's a man

>I'm actually extremely autistic and just happen to have a gf

Girls keep calling me a robot haha beep boop

just happened to go and get myself a gf lads

bizarre post

No that's a transman you fuckwit.

A transwoman is an MTF, a transman is an FTM

these terms exist to make explaining things easier, don't cock things up with your own idiocy

Think the proto-gf has become the gf lads

my gfs

>No that's a transman you fuckwit.
>A transwoman is an MTF, a transman is an FTM
>these terms exist to make explaining things easier, don't cock things up with your own idiocy

wake me up

>that cat
jesus christ
what twisted individual did that

bit gay

I don't have any friends or anything and I basically never go out, I struggle to socialise with people and spend most days in my room shitposting and drinking

I am not a normie
but I happen to have a gf

currently speaking with the gf
bored of her pathetic woman stuff

what bangin tunes have you got prepared for your latest gig?

>Energy drink
>Brexit themed

runt2

CAN'T WAKE UP

As long as he's happy

Don't understand desu how does this happen. Is she ugly or are you good looking?

is your gf also a loser?

One sip of this shit make a nigga stay woke

>taurine
Enjoy your bull cum

>DWP scraps retesting for chronically ill sickness benefits claimants

DWP not being dickheads for once lads

fucking tubby sharters

...

Sun is out lads, finna get waved today

where the xanny at?

time to fake a chronic illness

eating for the first time in 26 hours

*coughs*

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Do any of you lads remember this a couple of years back?

I remember coming out of secondary school and buying it in the off license right outside with my friends whilst the paki shop owner looked on disapprovingly even though he had it in his own stock.

Hilarious times.

Just claimed my new Hearthstone here

Hope you lot did the same

What is a decent laptop that isn't a £1500 Macbook

Got drunk and started telling people I'm going to kill myself again

Chromebook

they still sell that in home bargains

not that hilarious though desu

>whilst the paki shop owner looked on disapprovingly even though he had it in his own stock.

laughed alot at this

>Got drunk and started telling people I'm going to kill myself again

when has a paki shop keeper ever not been disapproving . always makes you feel like a runt even if you're just in for bread and a paper

yoga 710

>home bargains
do they not have B&m where you live

Accidentally sent my cousin a sexual text while drunk last night.

>farage will NEVER infiltrate the conservative party and become PM ergo donald trump

ffs lads

Some guy in my class got suspended by drinking this at the back and saying 'ahhhh i love pussy' after every sip. Banter desu

What are you looking to do on it?

making a rasher sandwich

is depression a chronic illness?

Is it me, or can you only post a political opinion on social media as long as it is left leaning?

this might actually happen if article 50 is never triggered

lel, what was it la?

>accidentally

Skirty arse lads

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They still sell it. Pretty nice desu.

Yes, absolutely.

>'ahhhh i love pussy'
Fucking got old after a day KEK

screenie

we have both AND a poundland

it will be triggered though mate, at the very least in an incredibly soft brexit that doesnt change much at all except in name

Nah.

He might be able to lead a tory protest party like UKIP but he'd get chewed up and spat out by proper politicians.

what'll it be boss

>ergo
Stupid cunt

just like donald trump did ey paki?

Met using Tinder.
We're both decent looking, she is probably slightly hotter though

Umm I prefer the term "introvert" my friend and she's actually somewhat more extroverted than I am, which has been good for me.

3,2,1

shut the fuck up paki

Rate the fit lads x

pack of them Duracell double A's mate

>Can't speak the language
>Calls someone else a paki
Hmmmm ah yes

Finally the couple kissed in the manga I've been reading, I'm glad that they found their love.

making a sarnie out of rasheed/

The Headquarters of Brexit drinks tld. ah yes

hey at least they polished that little gold figure

my local pakishop doesn't have prices so you have to barter things at the till

shut the fuck up paki

p-pack of d-d-d-durex johnnies please

*looks away as he smiles at me*

Farage has nowhere near the same charisma or perception of competence.

Plus, British people just aren't that stupid.

3, 1, 2
20 b&h blue kingsize please bossman

I wouldn't expect anything more from a Brexiter

one of those teenage girls for £50

Jesus, really?

bury mentioned

Apple literally makes the only good laptops out there

Everything else is trash

doesn't matter what opporsition mps might have to say when the electorate is angry enough

>Brexiteers

>Finally the couple kissed in the manga I've been reading, I'm glad that they found their love.

Ah yes, the famed Northern powerhouse

>hurr durr trump is le bad!

fucking paki bastard

I am what I am

Laptops ARE trash.

All you need is a desktop and a nexus tablet.

shut the fuck up paki

Trump's terrible

he wants to build a wall to stop immigration

he's an idiot

fallacy

Drove past my mum's old house on bury new road - the one she got evicted from

Did someone say Northern Powerhouse?

why would you be mean

>Illiterate Brexitchavs

No, I meant he'd get chewed up and spat out by other Tories.

Or, at best, act a figurehead with no real power.

>to stop illegal immigration
FTFY

Shut up nerd

talkers talk, doers do

I don't like the fact that you are a yank

>Is it me, or can you only post a political opinion on social media as long as it is left leaning?

what is this fine countrys favourite beef flavoured drink?

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going to go have lunch by myself in a cafe and pretend I'm perfectly alright with it and my situation in life for a while lads

I'm going to be having the lentil soup and roast beef and stilton toastie sandwich, by the way.

wish me luck

business idea: give scottish parliament control over immigration

Newcastle Brown Ale

How the FUCK are there so many people with Macbooks?

Farage wasn't a very good leader, but he was the only real choice in UKIP so he didn't need to be.

Imagine if Jacob Reese Mogg switched to UKIP, for example.

good post

Its the address listed on the can. i suppose it could be storage for the pub across the road

good luck

but it wouldn't stop that

people can still come in via boats
people can still come in via planes

I could literally go to america and overstay my visa if I wanted to and I'd become an illegal immigrant

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Having a roast beef sandwich on sourdough with onion marmalade

That's an obvious yes then

really got the old noggin going

yeh

the wall is a symbol, he doesn't intend to actually build it

proper wanna buy 3-4 guinea fowls from tescos for a 5er each but the nearest tescos dont stock them

waitross has them but for like 8.50

>Having a roast beef sandwich on sourdough with onion marmalade

>onion marmalade
sounds INCREDIBLY poncy

Nah, between it being made in the EU and the obviously abandoned HQ I reckon it's just some amorphous business concern looking to make a quick buck off Brexit.

made me think

>he wants to keep undocumented people from crossing the border
Wow what a monster

real headscratcher that one, real dilemma

clever people buy them because they're good, and normie drones buy them because they're pretty

The only demographics of people that shouldn't buy a macbook are the poor or the desktop-only user.

>buck
FOY

he's a pathetic racist, that's what he is

Got it from Marks wahey

get some out of the supermarket next time you're in and whack it on your cheese toasties, it's mental

Watching the football on my kodi box again in my comfy bedroom

And like that you made your bait obvious
4/10 apply yourself

may have to give it a go

actually the gnu+linux user shouldnt buy one

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>whack it
>mental
Fuck off Jamie Oliver

DON'T REPLY

Reported to the TV licensing authority.

see, this is a prime exampe of the demographic that wouldn't buy a MacBook.

As you can see it is not a very appealing demographic.

neither is this one

>macbook pro 15 inch
>512GB storage

>£1999

get tae FUCK

It's probably SKY that you want

>people can come in via boats
We have a coast guard for that
>people can come in via planes
An unidentified aircraft post 9/11?
Good luck with that
>I could literally go to america and overstay my visa if I wanted to and I'd become an illegal immigrant
But you'd still be documented and we would know you exist. That's marginally different then someone with several felonies hopping the border

>get tae FUCK

What did he mean by this?

Ok

Might unironically buy one of those sexy MacBooks with only one port hahaha

pukka

haha yeah just gonna hope on my plane and fly to american
clown

those kodi systems are a bit unnecessary when you already have a laptop

Good lad

you cant download any programs on macs

not sure how I feel about this

Anyone else lightening their skin here?

But what if you want to use your laptop and stream onto your TV at the same time?

mum saw mine when I came out the shower accidentally just before I moved to uni and unironically went "bloody hell user"

heh

ignore him

no because I'm already pale as fuck

the high price is essential to the brand. the price makes the consumer believe more in the product, he has to save for longer to buy it, he thinks has a very high quality product. it was so expensive, it must be, right?

Ignore him

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paki

I'm already quite pale.

Why did she call you user?

this is so much easier with 4chanx

>Why yes, I come from the Kingdom of Scotland, can't you tell from the humorous way that I type?

yeah cuz they're gonna go back up to 6.50 in 3 days too

got no car and cba taking a bus to buy some funny looking chickens

but does this hide his post?

>sourdough

put the sandwich in the bin and jump on in there yourself.

she said my actual name, but I'm not posting my actual name here

hides the post, not the stub

alri alri alri

"poleaboo" wasn't even used in his post and it never will be again since bail is up

>An unidentified aircraft post 9/11?
>Good luck with that
I'm talking about mexicans coming on planes normally

people can and do fall off the radar

Toasted sourdough is GOAT laddo

t. moron who didn't watch the full webm

>moron
FOY

I don't think you and I would get along very well ;^)

alri alri alri

Joining the fetish society at uni, lads

feels a bit deviant but maybe I'll find a qt who wants to be tied up and spanked to hell and back....

that was rude, I thought it just repeated half way through

Don't tell me you're a wheat shill...

stay away from my gf you bastard

>male to female ratio of 10:1

youtube.com/watch?v=xmVDhr1lfB8

mew

I'm having these weird dreams/fantasies where I move to Poland when I'm 12 and get adopted by a Polish family

Then when I go to university, I go to the same one as before and befriend all the people who I hate (Polish girls, Polish chad etc0

ah yes, reminds me of the gf I had at uni who was into bdsm and lots of other weird stuff

had a look at the real ale society's facebook and it was literally 30 skinny twats (literally the type you feel like you could push against a wall and their neck would snap off) and 1 girl all by herself in the corner

didn't see anyone wearing a fedora though

*commutes to work*

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ah yes, neighborhood regeneration

So? People get away with murder and theft all the time, it doesn't mean you throw your hands up in the air and say "I guess we'll just have to accept it and stop arresting them!"
While a wall may not 100% solve our problems it can make crossing the border much riskier and act as a deterrent. It's much more difficult to sneak on a plane than it is to hop a border fence or simply walk through a tunnel.

if you wear skinny jeans dont talk to me

all me

The 142 is the meme train

The head of the society is a female so that gives me hope

Also they emphasise all the time that it's a social group and not a sex group, so maybe qties won't feel that intimidated.

how do you explain the chronic underachievement of cities like Birmingham and Glasgow without London exploiting them?

>haven't even changed the sign

she hasnt spoken to me since tuesday
hope shes okay
more concerned about her well being than anything

Ok

pakis ruining everything

POETRY

I don't know if that's true, but from my experience of fetish websites all the girls are heavily tattooed, promiscuous, fairly ugly, and often overweight. All I want is a qt NORMIE girl to dominate me desu :'(

me

she's not keen mate, move on.

How much would a wall cost?
How much would it cost to staff?
How long would it take?
There's loads of shit on the US/Mexico border that you can't simply build a wall through.

It's illogical.

>Pro-migrant rally goes ahead in Calais despite ban

some frothing mentally unhinged SJW i know has gone to this shite

imagine unironically having brown skin

I want a girl I can totally dominate desu.

taking all the keys out of my keyboard to clean it
brb later lol

youtube.com/watch?v=K_P9PR5ckFk

there is literally nothing better than a submissive spanking gf who enjoys being bruised up

*nothing*

A pack of dark chocolate maltesers is better tbqh

or maybe she's just being going through some hard times and had to prioritise
think positive mate
don't drag others down :)

I thought "the wall" with Mexico was a metaphorical "wall" which meant much stronger border controls in general, rather than an actual concrete wall, which would be very silly

then again I don't care enough about yank shit to know what the true nature of the wall is

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I'm sure that's easier to do, just find any girl and then slowly introduce her to BDSM stuff. I've never been with a girl who didn't prefer to be submissive desu, life is suffering as a male masochist (but not in the good way).

college humor died a long time ago

runt filter

hmm lol good luck

the only reason a girl would go on a fetish website was if she was repulsive, any normal one can easily get some pathetic desperate weirdo to partake in fetish stuff with her whether he was into it or not

I need to have sex lads

what about eating dark chocolate maltesers with a qt submissive gf?

i fully understand how you can sympathize with and want to support syrian war refugees

i just can't imagine the sort of person who looks at calais and says "yes, we need more of this"

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=cTskNPSMz1A

we all know that everyone who eats dark chocolate is merely pretending to enjoy it more than dairy chocolate.

>ever liking collegehumor

normie and runt

Nah then you'd have to share them

I don't mind dairy chocolate la, I just get dark chocolate when it's available

pleb

>I thought "the wall" with Mexico was a metaphorical "wall" which meant much stronger border controls in general, rather than an actual concrete wall, which would be very silly

no, that would be actually sensible

you're dealing with rorkes here

Are you a virgin?

>dark chocolate
>coffee
>flavoured water

get the fuck out of my thread

I thought that the wall was an album by Pink Floyd

Come to perm, lad

I thought that the wall was a song by Oasis

yes yes that's right keep pretending

HEY

TEACHER

LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE

>Thunder

Maximum comfy tbqh

0161

I thought that the wall was a film

literal monopolies

old news
we had that yesterday.

*snorts at your posts*

reddit

fascinating creatures, these rorkes

>ies
good job defeating your own argument

monopolies for each region

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you're right we should have competing services on the same lines, that'd totally fix everything

lads i've heard RBS isn't doing too well

well it looks as though british rail is competing with each of them

When was the last time RBS was doing well?

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""university""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of York

No

Where

farts smell like cum

cuck

Monkey eats bananas that he stole from your house

british rail doesn't exist

They maintain the infrastructure, not the trains.

What *are* people doing when they make constant thumping and banging noises upstairs? I can't even begin to imagine

what is this? is it paris?

not bad actually

where's crosscountry

nice contradiction, retards

>living below someone
runt life

We're unironically going to win the league.

> Where
Perm, 25 October street, 45, 36.
But I'm a guy, btw

>We
what's my prize?

>I can't even begin to imagine
I'm sure you can't teehee

leicester?

british rail literally doesn't exist

private companies run their own little parts of the UK, meaning no competition which drives up prices

British rail doesn't exist, but I assumed he was going on about National Rail

student life

haha y-yeah ok

fuckoff

are you talking about flopball?

wanking to alex grey videos

why is it in the picture if it doesn't exist

cant wait until the day they hang from a rope

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