/brit/

>best thing Britain has ever produced

No.

Who else currently has an absolute bonkers storm of thunder and hail?

Met a weird latvian girl on a dating app. We've been talking for a few days and shes told me she wants to massage me and listen to rock and roll and chill. Put her off yesterday night by saying I had picked up another shift at work but she's expecting me tonight.

Even says shes bought a dress.

She sounds like a lonely immigrant who's just moved over here and works nights at a warehouse.

As a kiss less 23 yo virgin I'm scared lads. I need to lose my virginity and get some practice in because im a reasonably good looking guy with a big dick and have potential but i Don't think I have the courage to walk out the door. Feel like I've led her on... what do?

You can end each other's miseries lad.

Go for it.

got some nice heavy rain and maybe some hail but no thunder

Daily reminder that "irregardless" is an actual word and should be listed as much in dictionaries.

It takes a non-Anglophone to set some things straight in your cuckold language.

i jokingly called paddy to a friend i met on ark and he got angry

is this common

just go lad
she's even spent money for you

toilet roll is a waste of money and we should be using reusable cloths to wash our arses in the sink as well as reusable handkerchiefs to blow our noses

kek it depends

fs fine
yank slags

this 'no bra' meme is the greatest female fashion fad in a long long time

gay

just to let you all know we're all in here

Old people do use cloth hankies. Cloth toilet paper is an absolutely disgusting thought however. I was born in East Germany's last years and for a lack of alternatives my mom had me wear cotton diapers that had to be washed. Utterly vile thing that was.

>Mexico has a NAVY

K-pop is a subhuman form of entertainment, only fit for women and mentally stunted NEETs.

Yes that is the consensus

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it has massive coastlines whys that a surprise?

>Bolivia has a navy

twitter.com/Sam2poundLamb/status/781757172967280642

>tfw considering buying a Cred Forums pass
Does this make me a cuck?

I post a lot and these street sign captchas are doing my nut in

kek

i have one, i shitpost on here so much its an unironic improvement of my quality of life not having to write captchas, dont even care, worth it.

Just go for it!!

It has a huge coastline and lots of exports in a region that isn't super stable. Why wouldn't it?

we're all in here lads

>he actually went and did it
the mentalist

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We need a second thread

lol

Janny needs gassing.

the absolute fucking madman actually gone and done it

Australiare but Britain't! ;)

The absolute madman

haha
HE

LMAO
M
A
O

>janny's come to shit up the place again
oh hooray

date with the pengting tomorrow lads
she seems genuinely funny

genuinely confused

She's mediocre as fuck, I see better looking women walking down the street every day 2bh

went on a date last night and got cucked into the friend zone but oh well it was a good experience to have under my belt and it was an 8/10 blonde

alri

YES JANNY

YES JANNY

YES JANNY

Does jobby mean turd? What regional dialect is this?

janny is a fanny

I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP

>She's mediocre as fuck, I see better looking women walking down the street every day 2bh

What are you talking about?

>Why yes, I did delete the thread receiving more traffic over my personal dislike of kpop

prefer brunettes really
blondes are nice to look at though

How do you autists still not know the rules?

kpop editions are not allowed.

Howling at Poleaboo's tiny tv desu

jocks

What the fuck's a jobby?

just like to live on the edge

>HE'S AWOKEN FROM HIS SLUMBER

I fucking love the janitor

scottish slang for a shit

a poo

what rule does it break?

fuck off janny

neither is racism outside of Cred Forums but he lets that slide

me in the pic

me on the right

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It's only a game! Angry customer destroys an Xbox One in store after losing on FIFA 17

link

no man uh make it from my endz

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the one invented specially for /brit/

just like the way that we have to wait until we're on page 7 whereas nobody else does

>When you're dancing with your mates at the club and some potato-faced kid with a recessed chin keeps trying to join in

Fuck off

irish gf

hows are lad tim doing these days?

The ironfisted rule of Emperor Janitorius III

>his "job" is to maintain a decent quality on chinese cartoon forums
>he deletes threads for no reason and turns the next thread into a shitfest telling him to gas himself
good job

>Alex Grey & Karla Kush - Gorgeous Young
Girlfriends Try Anal Together

mite b cool

He posted it in the old thread.

god why do we have to be so exceptional in everything
i'd like a little bit of peace yknow

on your bike

Ludders SEETHING

DEVON

still the silent singer

new apartment is making him pay a years rent up front and he's not best pleased about it

and it will take him 2 weeks to transfer his internet over so he will be off air for a while when he moves

job implies a salary mate

>>When you're dancing with your mates at the club

She would be a dime in the USA

Really makes you think

appreciate the update mate havent been able to keep up lately

MENTIONED

can't decide who's worst

>ludders
or
>the people that suck the janny off 24/7

had enough of this depression meme lads

going to book myself into the doctors and get some happy drugs

>dancing at the club
>really intensely dancing lad turns to you and tries to dance with you
no thanks mate I'll just keep bopping my head

Wouldn't mind being Janny
Imagine wandering around the runt farm that is Cred Forums, rattling the cages every now and then to laugh as they squeal

this is a quality post right here lads

fuck sake just spent 98 quid on a long sleeved polo what am i like x

the only people who have any reason whatsoever to dislike the janny are ludford-level scummers

you must be some sort of anime spammer or something

FUCK YOU TEXAS

wish me bon appetit, nyashki

his honour drove southwards seeking exotica
down to the pueblo huts of new mexico
cut his teeth on turquoise harmonicas
ooooh ooh oh

runt life

haha the fact you felt the need to share this with us all
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE LMAO!

Who /boredoutthynut/ here?

yeah but you have to sit in their irc room 24/7 and take orders from the mods
if it weren't for that i'd agree lol just deleting posts i don't like for no reason and watching everyone squeal sounds funny ap (as poo)

pengting is taller than me
might be time to crack out the boots

found a new board lads

good post

need my ballsack to look like this

manlet?

Share with us

some of us have actually been here longer than a month and are not used to sucking off reddit moderators every day thank you

grim

outstanding
yer

went to a ghetto london school

never did I think a few years later some random australian would be using those same words

alri janny

doing a howl

borsch?

In literally 80% of couples I see here the lad towers over his girlfriend

If you're not at least 5'11'' and/or really good looking then fucking end it

>I have a PhD in Common Sense from the School of Life

t. janny

xD

hopefully she gwan wine pon mi cocky by the night's end

yes borsch

feel myself edging closer towards genuine suicidalness

only boring people get bored

get some hobbies and interests and there just won't be enough hours in the day anymore

thats just jamaican

why would I end it when I don't care

saved this from a boipucci int thread yesterday
Cred Forums has ruined me

Reasons to live? Oh yeah I definitely have those haha p-plenty in fact loads yeah haha...

>go to gym a lot
>decently big and ripped
>body hair

Dunno if I should shave it or not. If I keep it it looks more masculine but if I shave it it will show my definition more.

Hmmm lads absolutely howling at the thought of spreading a British lasses bum & YANKING her

>anime spammer

OHIO JANNY-KUN

>Boss at Full Time Mummy
ah yes very impressive
*swipes left*

me

>jus b interested in things

pretty sure that's a real grill

choon lads

youtube.com/watch?v=55VbUrYkR8M

/test/

There is literally nothing wrong with having a small TV in your bedroom.

whoever made this needs to make more

took my clothes off

its not

I'm the one who posted it, who he saved from

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>Watching TV
*tosses you back into the runt pen*

more like, make a full issue

Want to go back to the UK

why would he moderate an anime imageboard if he's triggered by anime?

There is something wrong to have a tv

All my old friends aren't so friendly
And all my old haunts are now haunting me...

Black Lives Matter

fuck off we don't want you

pics? :3

>anime imageboard
nice meme

is the anime imageboard

thunder lightning and hailstones

and my wifi has cut out and I can only get EDGE signal on my phone

dunno what to do with myself

All Lives Matter lad

accumulated A LOT of empty beer bottles and cans in my room

whereabouts are you from

post more

are you white?

not the point though is it

>anime imageboard
ummm no sweetie x

he's the paki who thinks hillary has done nothing wrong

>reddit plebs still thinking they know anything about Cred Forums

cute

@65582008
@65582035
@65582055
thanks for the (You)s reddit spastics

classic fresher haha

they're mostly nsfw so I don't have much content

in that case...

*rampantly spams the gas button*

when i have sex i like to push it in harder

Go to the place where there is Wi-Fi

Absolutely hilarious when the BBC talk about migrants illegally breaking into lorries and stopping traffic and shit in a sad somber tone.

Like, lmfao, I'm supposed to feel sorry for these people breaking the law and committing crime? I feel sorry for people patiently applying legally over the world, not these criminal rapists

>years worth of conflicts summed up in a few succinct lines of parody on /brit/
this is why i visit

>it's an anime imageboard

I require proof that validates that the thing in the picture is not a girl

>he voluntarily comes to a site made for weebs
>now he's upset he's on a site with weebs
reddits aren't very bright are they haha

No lives matter

>Like, lmfao, I'm supposed to feel sorry for these people breaking the law and committing crime? I feel sorry for people patiently applying legally over the world, not these criminal rapists

>he thinks Cred Forums is an anime imageboard

diisgusting

are those cutting scars?

DROPPED

>Like, lmfao,

>tfw my brain filters out all anime posts automatically

Yes. Little girls only

>anime

>he thinks Cred Forums isn't an anime imageboard

Jay Wynne is the patricians choice of weatherman

feels good knowing that every time an anime image is posted, someone has a heart attack

hedgehog innit

>(2.41 MB, 1920x1080)
Shan't be opening this

yaoi only

Anime imageboards? Nah, not a fan.

>posting anime in a thread meant for the discussion of british culture

time to post trains instead (again)

good feel
think they're triggered by the banner at the top of the page?
funny desu

need a hedgepig friend so i can rub it's belly desu

Don't think I have ever seen a hedgehog in real life. Forgot they exist tb󠇦h.

Trainposting > anime posting tbqh

i'm 6'4 blonde with blue eyes

i'll eat your spine you prokaryote

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

Little girls with yaoi

This.

>Premier 0-0 League

Zzzzzzzzz

i'll turn your spine into a fucking flump

secretive little runts aren't they

hmm
no

Deano

Class 153

did someone say trains?

they travel on trains several times in k-on (my favourite anime)
just a little fact for you, you never know when it may come in handy! haha

A R R I V A

T R A I N S

W A L E S
A
L
E
S

Why don't hedgehogs want to be our friends

Echidna > hedgehog tbqh

excellent post

good posts

Don't they have nude beaches in France?

PREDICT THE SCORES

>Swansea 1-2 Liverpool (FT result)
>Hull 1-0 Chelsea
>Sunderland 1-2 West Brom
>West Ham 0-2 M'Boro
>Watford 1-3 Bournemouth

Alexandros

>mfw weeb nonces

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thoughts on this train?

Not reading a fucking word of this novel
Fuck off

LET THE ANIME HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE ANIME HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE ANIME HIT THE FLOOR

No, I guess someone said "bridges"

hahahahahaha get a load of this fucking spacker

he thinks ANYBODY is going to read more than a paragraph of that drivel

hmm

korean trains

in DIRE need to travel on

Tommy? More like Commie haha

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>trainposting

FINALLY

>Also posting the best thing Britain has ever produced
That is not Austrailia.

they have them all over europe, not really here though

Trainlad is based as fuck.

Anyone else feel like culture is dead?
Each decade seems to have had a distinctive style. These days everything is just a messy blob constantly looking back at the past to when there was actual culture.
Did time stop in 2006 or what?

>normcore

BEST GIRL

Kek is that what a Burkini is? cant believe Rorkes are triggered by a T-shirt+pants and hood made for swimming

>Korea

ok good!

what about this bridge?

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Soviet train

>islam
>race

ah yes

this thing travels from like manchester to london everyday

this tiny commuter train. don't get it

HMMMM

oh le no!

>The weebs on /brit/ are also the train autists

modern leftism is LITERALLY straight jacket material

If Jews are a race that need their own country then so is Islam

VERY good post

t. arsemad warehouse operator

what the fuck

his surname is clearly judford not ludford

went on a train in kaliningrad once, very very comfy

kek what is that from

you dont understand judaism at all lad

t. Matthew Ludford

>being this stupid

>a belief is a race
ah yes
hating satanists makes you a racist too

t. Trainlad
Train posting is still worse than posting pictures of actual shit, it's just better than anime posting if there is no alternative

braindead runt post

Nice

The Labour Party is actually, unironically doomed as a political force. There's no way they can remove Corbyn now, and his position is only going to get stronger

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gwan get the hair trimmed before the date

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youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

Trains? Yes, I am a fan.

me showing off

> want to cook something in the kitchen but the fucking normies hog it all day long

FUCK

OFF

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHRRRR. RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what type of doge is that

trains desu lads

its beautiful

rate this asian

dont trust people that dont wear watches

Mama mia, that is one angry cat-a haha

I'm a bit of a laugh if you haven't noticed haha

>stealing our flag
fuck off genova

give your head a wobble

A R R I V A

T R A I N S

fuck off

think that old japanese man is happy with degenerate anime culture?

errrrrrr

what does this even mean? I hate this fucking website

just got back from a holiday in india with indian trains lads even they got better trains out there

>shared housing

Not bad
I prefer this one

eurostar desu lads

brother just texted me telling me to stop acting like such a 'pre-madonna'

yes

>india
why

post pictures of cats

> Islam race

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>Northern Powerhouse

Should never have banned Concorde

this is a good train

>The one paki anime spammer who keeps calling us reddit for not liking chinese cartoons

got a place at uni for next year but suddenly have got cold feet dunno if i want to go there

youtube.com/watch?v=SPhUPo4IJTc

ohh shit i'm sorry

haha thought this is how it's spelt for a long time too desu

delet this

youtube.com/watch?v=GjX4q1yUqAw

This could be a video from 1960s Soviet Russia
History is boring when you change the video quality, huh

>paki anime
this still makes no sense

DO IT

Official Train of the Northern Powerhouse

hope you've chosen something with decent job prospects

>anime

oh god no

/brit/ meetup on this train in 5 mins

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new

REALLY want to go on a train now

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She is perfect, isn't she?

sorry but what cunt lives alone at uni? just fuck off

sorry but this is a site for anime just like england is a country for the english
reddits come to animeland and try and make it reddit (see: runts itt) in the same way pakis come to england to try and make it pooskinistan

hope that clears things up for you

I get the train to work every day. It gets old quick.

economics but i'm not worried about that

>uni

what uni lad

I'm 23 and my penis has never been in a vagina.