What is the

we wuz conquistadors n shiet :'(

Thing about WE WUZ in Serbia is that Serbs think others wuz Serbs, not the other way around.

We wuz visigoths

we wuz criminals n shieeeet

>oldest language

>YOU WUZ
kek

I even saw some page claiming Latvian is somewhat related to Babylonian.

MĒS
BIJĀM
KARAĻI
UN VELLS
LAI ZINA KAS VEL

>Babylonia
Some disgusting Semites are no match for Finno-Sumerian herrenrasse

>MUH EMPIRE
>WE COULD TAKE THE YANKS ANY DAY
>EUROPEANS, WHAT A BUNCH OF PRISSY CUNTS

Sure thing grandpa, Britain still rules the waves. Now take your meds and go back to sleep.

>WE
>WUZ
>FRISIAN SWAMP WARRIORS
>KEKING ROMANS N SHIT

Baltic languages are very conservative among indo-european family, even more than Slavic langs, and thus are interesting for linguists. Among two languages of Mesopotamia, sumerian is a language isolate, and akkadian is a semitic language, so no, they are unrelated to latvian

>sumerian is a language isolate
Indo-European propaganda because Sumerian is agglutinative and therefore cannot be linked with Indo-Europeans

we wuz germans' an shiiet

>We iz ze oldest language
>Our language is ze sanskrit xDDDD
shit, same thing in Hungary

It's not an ie lang yeah.

WE WUZ RUS' (Nords) N SHIET

>WE WUZ
>NOT NSB I SWEAR TO GOD
>WE LOVE JEWS

We wuz super pagan empire
We had runes but kikochristians came and destroyed them
We wuz vedic slavoaryans

WE WUZ ROMANZ 'ND GREEK 'ND LONGOBARDS 'ND RICH ' 'ND SHIT

We wuz the Huns of Attila and shieeet
We wuz scythians and shieeet
We wuz space magyars from the Sirius system and shieeet
We wuz the original inhabitants of the Carpathian basin and shieeet

We fucked you up lmoa

WE
WUZ
EMPERORS

Tsar Dushan Emperor of Romans and Serbs

We wuz Ayrans from Aldabaran n shiiet
We wuz ancient greeks n zaziki (18th century)
Imma 25% Nord I wuz true viking n shieets

but we rly wuz emperoros ._.

only we wuz we have is deretić, claiming everyone is serbian

longobards originated from sweden nigguh

Am I the only one who always check on google who is the inevitably scantily clad lady of most threads to see if there is any porn?
Yes, there is porn of her.
No, she's not really a she.
Fap anyway.

lol also this
Croats = Catholic Serbs
Bosniaks = muslim Serbs
Montenegrins = cucked Serbs
Albanians in Kosovo = albanified Serbs or Albanian immigrants
Macedonians = Serbs with a speech flaw
Bulgarians = tatarified Serbs

Montegrins actually are Serbs, Bosniaks are partly descended, rest is meems

WE WUZ HUNZ N SHIIIIEEEEET

well, blacks really did have kangz in Nubia and yest Egypt
point is we emphasize those twenty years of empire like it was a millenium
Bulgarians had not one but two, and longer lasting Empires
;_;

There are emperors from Sirmium, are they considered Serb or just Illyrian/Roman or somethign?

WE WUZ MERCHANTS AND SHIEEET

we wuz qings and shiet

They're clearly considered Romans since they were alive during Roman era.
Fun fact: Serbia has 17 emepors born in it's territory, that's 2nd highest number right after Italy.

we wuz good at football and shiet

Brazilians we wuz germans and shieeetttt the most.

WE WUZ ANCIENT KANGS AND SHIET

OUR LANGUAGE IZ RELATED TO SUMERIANS AND SHIET

This desu

But user, you wuz merchants n sheeit. Your merchant-ness destroyed Constantinople. Don't try and deny it.

America it's more WE IZ then WE WUZ, but I'm sure it'll be the latter soon.

we wuz great moravian empire and shiet
we wuz original slavs and shiet

WE WUZ HUSSARS

shut up goy

WE WUZ TOO

>BUT M-MUH CONFEDERACY N SHIET

Imagine the future of the United states
>éramos reyes
>éramos los yunaytid esteyts
>si, Miguel, si éramos

>hungarians
>not the descendants of sumerians
HAHAHAHHA

SUL É ALEMÃO

our
>we wuz kangs
is quite literally
>we wuz medieval kangz 'n shiet
more specifically Clovis, Charlemagne and Emperor Charles (Charles V)

alternatively could be
>we wuz victims n shiet
about WW1 and WW2

We wuz airplane inventors n shit.
We wuz Germans n shit.

At first, we wuz khans
But then, we wuz kangz

What is this nonsense about airplane inventing coming from?

I'm pretty sure the Brazilian shit was just a glider.

Every single serious historian backs the wright brothers plane.

Balto-Slavic languages ARE the most archaic branch of the I-E family. Especially the Baltic ones, with Lithuanian retaining more features of PIE than any other language. Pretty cool desu.

Philosophers, Alexander, Byzantines

Isn't that Vasileios?

you are misusing the meme
bulgarians undoubtedly wuz khanz and kangz

No, it's Simeon I, the painting is by the Bulgarian artist Dimitar Giudjenov

Nobody claims we were the first inhabitants of the place.
We rekt avar shit and took it

t.Avar-Slav product of love

based

we wuz phoenicians n sheit

[spoiler]we actually were, sort of [/spoiler]

WE WUZ ANCIENT IRANIANS AND SHIT

we wuz brits n' frogs n' shiet

Kek

WE WUZ ROMAN N SHIT

WE WUZ LUMBERJACKS N SHEIT

WE WUZ AZTECS NOT SHIET

WE WUZ........

Nothing, we don't have a common identity

Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar
Då ärat ditt namn flög över jorden
Jag vet att du är och förblir vad du var
Ja jag vill leva jag vill dö i norden
JA JAG VILL LEVA JAG VILL DÖ I NORDEN

I literally teared up, that was so beautiful.

your WE WUZ MAYANS N SHIET

we wuz warriors and shiet
we stopped the spaniards and shiet

UK actually has good reason for talking about how YOU WUZ KANGS

WE WUZ MAYAZ N' SHEIT

We wuz white n shiet

True, although that would be retarded.

WE WUZ FREEDUM FIGHTERS N WORLD WAR CHAMPS N SHEEIT

WE WUZ THRACIANS AN SHIIIET

DELET
We are proud mestizos

WE WUZ MAYANS N' SHEIT
WE WUZ AZTECS N' SHEIT
WE WUZ OLMECS N' SHEIT
MUH GREATEST EMPIRE IN AMERICA BEFORE IT DESOLVED N' SHEIT

WE WUZ ILJIRI N SHIT

Great painting

We wuz Romans an sheeeeeeit. An greek historians totally respected our Dacian side.

we wuz isolated peasants with no literary tradition and little exchange of ideas with other lands n shit

In the South it's
>WE WUZ REBBLES N SHEEEEIT
For the country as a whole, it might be something like
>WE WUZ REVOLUSHINAREES N SHEEEIT

WE WUZ NAZIS N SHIET

fucking lold, hungarians invented clean water also. It was charlemagne that BTFO avars

All memes aside, that's a really trick term to define, much less give to a language. Sanskrit dates to ~1500 BC and is still spoken by around a thousand people in India, but has mostly been relegated to being the Latin of India. And even being the most archaic language of a branch means nothing given that changes will still happen to it.

On another note, English has generally reached its modern form in 1700, so I'd think it's generally 300 years old, although Old English dates to around AD 500.

WE WUZ THREE SEAS N SHIET

WE WUZ MONTUNOS N' SHEIT
WE WUZ CONGOS N' SHEIT

we wuz khanz and shiet.
we wuz empire and shiet.
we wuz hunz and shiet.
pure turkic blood

My country's still going through its WE IZ phase

>and in truth they're just a bunch of arab kurds

*greek-kurds

I AM GREEK

that's an extremely autistic way of putting it, but yes

"we wuz vikings"

WE WUZ EVIL NAZIS N SHIED

WE WUZ THE LOST TRIBES OF ISRAEL

"TEXAS REPUBLIC" and all that confederate shit.

You lost. It's been 150 years. Get over it.

I am Irish.

...

we wuz europeans and shiet
we wuz first world and shiet
we wuz nobel prize and shiet

Why do jews matter and sincecwhen were they special to eyes of catholic religion and derritives?

To think of origin of catholic religion and to think of jews makes no sense, ethnic jews are either catholic or not, subject of a kingdom or not etc...

WE WUZ PHOENICIANS N SHET

Better than being cucked.

>Why do jews matter

Random people want to feel like God's chosen. It's the same reason the Mormons also call themselves Israel and refer to non-Mormons as goys.

Catholic religion is roman not jewish jewd were conquered by romans by the will of god this proves that the one true faith the roman faith which stands today are the chosen of god.

WE WUZ KNYAZS
WE WUZ VARYAGS
WE WUZ COSSACKS

WE WUZ NORMANS N SHIEEEET ALLY, WE BE SLAYIN MUSLIM OUTTA SICILY N SHIET

WE WUZ PRIMITIVE NATIVE AMERICANS AND SHIT

You do still have one of the strongest militaries.
If we are Rome, you are Greece.

Also WE WUZ NATIVES RAPED BY SPANIARDS AND SHIT

Give unto caesar what is caesars this means that the religion is roman now.

>we are Rome, you are Greece.
*tips*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatism

What is caesars? Everything

Except you're not Rome.
More like Carthage

>Formed by colonists from another continent
>Who then rebelled against the homeland
>Focused on being Merchants and traders in early history
>Became militaristic to combat foreign threats
>Get raped by older more amibitious empire from across the Sea (in next weeks episode)

No it was a plane.

WE WUZ...

We wuz kangz with lakes of gold n sheeit

Literally we wuz kings n shit. Also that language thing that the latvian was trying to claim.

Tried to think about something but couldn't.
We were always shit.

WE WUZ EMPERORS
WE WUZ HUSSITES
WE WUZ SLAVS
WE WUZ GERMANICS (this one I saw only at Cred Forums)

WE WUSN'T KANGZ

Oldest surviving democracy

WE WUZ CHIEFS

Latvian is apparently the least-changed language compared to proto-indo-european

Probably because latvians haven't done jack shit in the past 8000 years

>latvian
But that's wrong.

my mistake, I always get you niggers confused.

Couldn't come up with anything :D

WE WUZ MUISCAS N SHIT

spain owes gold btw

WE WUZ FRENCH AND SHIT

WE WUZ LONG DISTANCE RUNNING KANGZ (in the olympics)

Oh that's fine, we're basically the same people with one of us having the (mis)fortune of being conquered by germans early on.

Underrated

There is no equivalent. African Americans wuz kangz of Egypt even though they descend from people (Nigero-Congo/Bantu) who had not used the wheel until the 19th century.

>WE WUZ JESUITS N' SHIT
>WE WUZ STRONKEST COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA N SHIT
>STROESSNER DINDU NUFFIN

Romanian is the only direct descendent of proto-european primordial language.Our ancestors founded every country in Europe.All the country in this world have as ancestors the geto-dacians.A thousand years ago,the name of Sweedn and Denmark was named Dacia.The name was Germany today,is Deutschland ,which means the Land of The Dacians.Geto-dacians were were extremely advanced technologically in all domains.They had flying machine,they made maps that nowadays even those from Nasa look and say they cannot make them to the same level the geto-dacians made them.In Romania we have a lot of pyramids,and after the romanian pyramid model ,our ancestors the geto-dacians made the pyramids of Egypt using dacian gold(transilvany has biggest gold reserve from Europe)

I can see where we wuzzing comes from, 2bh. White Americans are all "muh heritage", which is awkward for Blacks as such records were not kept during Slavery, and as such in the absence of genetic testing Blacks can't really know where they're from.

WE WUZ NAZIS

Beautiful, quite possibly the single most honest and accurate post in the entire history of Cred Forums

gde si lijenstino brat

>WE WUZ FOUNDIN FADDAZ
>WE WUZ ANGLOZ (t. German/Irish/Dutch/French/Polish/Italian/Norwegian/Slavic mutt)
>WE WUZ 1/64TH INJUNZ

>WE WUZ GOLDEN AGE B SHIEET
>WE WUZ ARTISTS MAKING THEM PAINTINGS
>WE WUZ TOLERANT
>WE WUZ RICH
>WE WUZ VOC N SHIT
>WE WUZ SUPERPOWER

>WE WUZ VENETI

>surviving
completely abolished in 1665 by royal proclamation of absolute monarchy and defunct for quite a while before that

heh

Angend bimmish embire :DDD

MY
BYLI
WENDY

...

>when we were writing philosophy those northerners were hanging from the trees

Most are saying it ironically though.

we wuz khanz an shiet nigu
there be 3 types of humen
enemi, alli and slave
are turks humen?
nuuu nigga we turks!
galactic imperial turkic empire nigu
get that gayass whiteboy shit outa here

youtube.com/watch?v=xC8p2Lo7tKE

damn that is sad. what a disconnect from ads and those who view them

>OS

>MAN

>LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

They know they are from Africa, they know Egypt is "mysterious" because it is the most civilized of African countries we learn about in school. Given the choice to make up heritage, do you think they want to pick the ancestors living in mud houses or the ones who were KANGZ??? Even though it isn't accurate, black cultures are very self serving regardless of facts or negative impact on others.

anything that involves white Americans

we wuz kangz n gods chosen n shieeeeeet

You stupid fuck, thats Lithuanian, not Latvian
Dont Open your moutj when you have no idea what you Are talking about
Holy shit i hate americans so much

we waz chiefs and life was perfect before the white man came, because all tribes were peaceful with one another, and we never engaged in ritual torture

WE WUZ 3RD ROME

Who is this cute man?

WE WUZ AZTECS MAYAS TOLTEC OLMECS AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT