Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

ひめたんのことか?

日本もクソ女で溢れかえってるけどね

多分戦乱が多すぎて男みたいな女しか生き残れなかったんだよ
男と間違えられたら連れて行かれないし生き残るためには男みたいに強くならないといけないから

まあ確かに進化的に考えれば色々な説明が思い浮かべるね

骨格からして男だから、長年の戦乱が影響しているとしか思えないよ
とは言えフランスやイギリスやスペインはドイツほどの体格じゃあない

I spent a month and almost learn kana's. Am i japanese yet?

時は平成、ひげの生えたるおのこは人に非ず
有り難し太平なり

absolutely

左が姉
右が妹
姉妹でオリコン1位・2位だったこともある
伊藤博文のような髭を生やせるものなら生やしたい

かわええ~ モフりたいわ

まー似合う人似合わない人いるからなね
塩顔の人が髭生やしても滑稽なだけだ

ファク イェア!
For real though, should i start reading some shit like Hiragana times or Yotsuba or just focus on learning grammar and shit.

日本はアニメでしか存在しない
お前らはみんな騙されている

お前の思う現実は妄想
本当の現実はアニメ

ﾌﾞﾘﾃﾝおまえは何を言ってるんだ。

このスレは最近、投稿者が少なくなったのにスレを分裂するなんて、Fは荒らし

俺はアニメの中に住んでいる
ということになる
Tao-Rila-fagが早くスレを立てすぎる
魚女いらねー

君はF?

うん?
Fはスレ主

アニメってすごいよな
並べ替えると I mean なんだぜ

ようよう
これこれ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8xFKUKXg4
見る?

昨日ちらっと観たテレビ番組なんどけどさ
「日本の炊飯器が世界で人気!」「外国人から愛される日本!」ってひたすら日本をほめまくる内容でめっちゃキモかった
あの手の番組って誰が見てんの?
大学生だけど周りはそもそもテレビ観ない

i forgot pic
何故か、そういうのが視聴率を稼ぐらしい

BBA

雨降って痔固まる

わかる…

ユースケサンタマリアの番組とか〈日本人探しに行くやつ〉二番煎じの上にホルホル入れてくる。

ただ探しに行くだけなら面白い番組なのに…。あのホルホル横槍で見る気失せる。

Beautiful Japan

I don't care about you. I want the cuteposter.

これは何だい
外国のラノベ?それともただペンネームを使ってるだけ?

香川ベンチか海外組みんなダメだな

そのシリーズは去年、小説を探してたら見かけて面白そうと思ったけど、アニメ化されるか
絶対観る

ラノベの反対のヘヴィノベルだとか
詳細は知らない

youjo-senki.jp/

web-ace.jp/compace/contents/151/

全く、知らなかったが
面白そう

自分でいい部分を見つけて広めるならいいけど
外国人(大体は白人)にわざわざ誉めさせるって構造が何とも・・・
白人へのコンプレックスとか他人からの相対的評価を求めすぎることとか日本の悪い部分が一気に現れているようですごく嫌悪感を抱いた
俺が過敏すぎるのかもしれないけど・・
俺は日本が好きだ。だからこそこういう部分を乗り越えて相対的ではなく絶対的に誇れる国になって欲しい

You should care about everyone, user (except those who say mean things on the internet).

君英語教師?在日さん?

But maybe he said something mean. I can't read.
Thanks for coming back.

日本生まれ日本育ち
悪そうな奴は大体他人だ

Tout ira bien, je ne sais pas lire le japonais non plus.

>I love to eat, instead of eating less I prefer to exercise more
>now Im going to aim run 10 km per session and
>lift heavier weights
>asian prostitutes will make me discounts if ?>they see me young and fit
>last year a prostitute charged 70 usd to my >friend who is fat, ugly and old, while for me >she only charged 18 usd

who was your friend, peru?

>Aboat
It's aboot, cuteposter. You had one job!

It's more "aboat" than "aboot".

You can ask Kanadajin3 if you like (she's Japanese, but she knows a lot about Canada)

みなさんおげんきっすか。

...

おはよう。もう朝だよ。

gaijinyaro

何?＿この帽子
説明してみろ

*gaikokujinyaro

(＾ω＾U)

I don't know if this is asking too much, but can someone traslate this manga for me please mushiscan.tumblr.com/post/151160194330/shinreijutsu-by-yamada-akihiro-original-scans-by
It's only 7 pages, I want to do the typesetting, but I can't read moon. Thanks

この昭和のようなセンスのクリスマスっぽい帽子は何なんだ?

stinky dogs

i bought a kai ken am i weeb?

Post pic

どのぐらい大きい?

TR8IT0R

I'm sorry, I did it for bants, let's not let it ruin our beautiful friendship

おはよう。おフランス。

俺が大昔に大好きだったバンドの曲
youtube.com/watch?v=6CLVPP449vU
全く売れなくて2年ぐらいで消えちゃったけど、あのJ-POP大狂乱の時代じゃないとメジャーデビューなんか出来なかった変なバンドだったと思う

F

how big?

I will use my janny powers one you

im like the back of a video store

>[spoiler]18+[/spoiler]

本当?

youtube.com/watch?v=lSxMS7h4AP0

12年前くらい?

hai

乳

画像を張ってください

Hang on, but there's no such thing as janny powers...
???

...

陰茎(´・ω・`)

I need to take a break from shitposting to ask an actual question
>どのぐらい大きい?
"how much size" - an incomplete sentence that doesn't specify what it's talking about, similar to "how big"
Both of you assumed breast/nipple, but in australia the default assumption is "how big" is talking about penis length

Is that a cultural difference?

懐かしいJ-POPテーマに始まったの?

youtube.com/watch?v=sf5j-M1P72I
youtube.com/watch?v=LRdyZkZ_JxE
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZXruaUOQSk

90年代のJ-ヒップホップ とてもいい
今聴いても全くダサイんじゃないよ

画像を張ってください

Yes

とてもglobeの時代だったことが理由のようね

youtube.com/watch?v=revknzfJgl4

ウンコしてたら10月になってた

Would you date a black girl?

F生きてるかな?

ふーん
興味深いこと言いましたね。

Her juice must be sour as hell

DA YO NEはいろんな地方の方言のバージョンがある メロディーは一緒だけど歌詞と曲名と歌手がい違う

大阪バージョン
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfPC0huflhk

大阪バージョンは女はアイドルで二人の男はコメディアン

DA YO NEは標準語はSO YA NAは大阪弁で同じ意味

>Japs made lakes in Asia with Korean slave labor

Oh you japs

このフランス人とオーストラリア人はここの住民なのかな・・・

ダヨネとソヤナすごく久しぶりw
CDプレーヤーに入れて聞いていたソングじゃないですか

I would help you if I could...
You see, I'm just not that comfortable with reading handwriting yet. Sorry, user.

ソヤナが何かもっと中毒性あり

DAYONEほど売れなかったけどこんなのもあった
youtube.com/watch?v=QmWldUsqidA

Japanese piracy lmao

Thanks anyway

これは初めて聞いてみるソングだ
ヒップホップなのに少しのジャニーズの香りが感じられる
ところでDA.YO.NEが意外にすごく有名た
ただPOCKET BISCUITS程度の大衆性を持っていると思った

出だしの部分を歌ってるのはヒップホップ歌手じゃないよ 普段は普通のJPOP歌ってた

この曲は週間オリコンランキングで10位から20位くらいの間だった思う

peru?

are you taking a nap again?

oyasumi

時間もったいないから浣腸を使え

Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, nihonjin.

Amai yumes.

why aren't you taking a nap along with peru, cuteposter? everybody's tired today

youtube.com/watch?v=-fvT_mj_YMw
知ってるかもしれないけどこの曲は売れたよ

9:30pm is not an appropriate time to take naps, user.

oyasuminasai igirisujin

ii yume mitene

It is almost time for the big nap though.

portland street - hong kong

日本の皆さん、お邪魔はすみませんですが、出来ればこのたったの7ページを手書きから楷書へ変換してくれませんか?
mushiscan.tumblr.com/post/151160194330/shinreijutsu-by-yamada-akihiro-original-scans-by
翻訳するまで必要がない、その分が俺をやるからね

Let's wait, if someone is kind enough to provide a transcript of it I will try to translate it for you.

I'll be ordering a plushie from samuraibuyer proxy buying service soon and I want to also order a snack or a drink. Is there any small snack or specific drink from Japan you MUST have tried?

It's Saturday night, user. Unless you've got plans to attend Sunday mass tomorrow morning, you should have a good few hours left in you yet.

Alrigth, thanks a lot user, you're hella nice

Uh, this is just my personal tastes but I really liked the animal crackers and the meiji strawberry-choco chocolate cones. As for drinks, the strawberry milk flavored drink I had was great, but melon fanta is a real must.

I always need 12 to 14 hours of sleep, and I think everyone should too. I am in favor of mandatory hibernation.

Thank you.

please do not post racist hate symbols

>I always need 12 to 14 hours of sleep
I-I'm not sure that's very healthy, user. It sounds a bit excessive, and perhaps the sort of symptom you should consult a medical doctor about.

No way. It's incredibly comfy, and I can finish my dreams. I can only have that on the weekends though. On weekdays I can only get 6 hours of sleep.

Lads, I'd love to learn Japanese, but I'm retarded with languages.

ヒップホップ
茶髪
日本人

what a shame...

see ya

死者を悪く言う気はない
留学したら
男に関わるな

Never give up, italianbro~
My sister isn't good at languages as well, but she learned italian

今や定評により
世界中は
淫売婦=日本人女の成れの果てと
見ている

>italian
Almost.

If you're making up for lost time, I'm sure that's fine.

>tfw winter is coming up and soon laying in bed is going to feel warm and snuggly
I'm not prepared for this level of comfy.

You need to either find a way to get motivated or put yourself in a position where you HAVE to learn the language, otherwise you will be doomed to failure.

それコリアンだよ
海外でどんだけ検挙されてると思ってんだ

Winter is the comfiest season.
Well, with this, I'll sleep. Good night.

Cred Forumsって結構歴史あるんだね
日本語スレッドが出来たのはいつ?
When did the Japanese thread start?

Bonne nuit et fais de beaux reves, anonyme.

Dors pas trop longtemps ou tu vas manquer la belle journée.

Why does my Japanese font look so shitty? I'm using Firefox, and changing the font settings does nothing. Not sure about other browsers, but it's the same in Steam browser (using the Steam overlay)

1942ぐらい

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暮れ方地図に書かかれてない園から、暗い小路を通って私を訪問するもの在る。それは、音もなく扉を開き、麝香の薫香を供に、部屋に滑り込み、私に向かって※印かう云ふのだ。「私です。あなた、あなた、私です。」

※かう云ふのだ=こう言うのだ

訂正

※印→※

i wish i could be a kakkoi character of a japanese naime

Do japan know what a pen is/does?

Good morning guys

>1942
>チチ キトク スグ カエレ
楽しそう

Normie here
Normie there

Normies need to go.

You are normie

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おまえが訪ねてくる※やうになってから、とうに死んだものと思っていた時計が、再び死んだ歳月を呟き始めた。如何に過ごしたかをお前は憶えているか、憶えているか、と。

※やうに=ように

FUCKING DRUNK TEEN SINGING
I CANT EVEN HEAR MY OWN MUSIC

英会話してやっただけで喜んじゃってやらせる
淫売婦以下だったな

英会話してやらせてくれるって最高じゃないですか

茶髪は在日朝鮮人が始めたものだからよ

WHAT A SHITTY ELECTRO MUSIC MY HEARS A RE GV SFDXc=

REKT

Thank you very much user

et en plus c'est la nuit blanch, ta vraiment pas de chance

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私は五時から六時の間ピアノの前に座り、乱れる指で※おまへの好きだったガーシュインを奏でなければならない。

※おまへ=おまえ

それは失った音を呼び覚ます呪文であるからだ。

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私は五時から六時の間ピアノの前に座り、乱れる指で※おまへの好きだったガーシュインを奏でなければならない。

※おまへ=おまえ

それは失った音を呼び覚ます呪文であるからだ。

Tout ira bien, le pote.

kek
Join them

Guilt made you delete your post?

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消えろ。

何処へ消えた?

from their voice their are probably underage and I wouldn't fit there
I can feel my anxiety Diarrhea coming

What are some great differences and similarities between Japanese and Korean?

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おまへは、その病んだ色をした瞳から暗澹たる冷気を私の上に注ぐ。

※おまへ=おまえ

もう止そう、失った者を呼び覚ますのは。
魔法を使うのは。

ありがとうございます!

>First page
>At nightfall, walking along the dark, small path, someone calls for me from somewhere ("garden"?) that is not written on the map. Quietly opening the door, together with a fragrance of musk, it slips inside the room and says to me: "It's me. Dear, dear, it's me."

Damn, that's ambiguous as fuck...
I'm sorry if I end up doing a poor job.

[blog]
When I was in France (I was maybe 15) two girls came up to me as I was walking back to my hotel at night and said something to me in French.
I said "I'm sorry I don't speak french"
then one said something in English (I think)
and I said "what?" because I couldn't understand shit
and then she repeated herself
and I said "what?" again.
Then they giggled and walked away.
[/blog]

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あなたのおそばに・・・・・

終

you missed a chance bro

They should have studied English harder if they wanted to have a threesome with me

you feel me?

Good blog
You seem to be super amazing

When will you let me suck your dick?

I have autism :^)

i feel you

not even surprised

The only difference between you and him is that he's diagnosed.

From what people told me it is a poem

Who hurt you?

Society

粗筋の大体は、死んだ夫を呼び覚ますことが続けている女についてかな?

Do you know specifics about the theme? From what I'm looking it seems like it`s a story about a woman who lost her husband but can't seem to get over it.

早く滅びろ日本

Correction

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心霊術(Shinreijutu) ←Title

山田章博(Takahiro Yamada) ←Author

暮れ方地図に書かかれてない園から、暗い小路を通って私を訪問する(者が在る。)←Correctionそれは、音もなく扉を開き、麝香の薫香を供に、部屋に滑り込み、私に向かって※印かう云ふのだ。「私です。あなた、あなた、私です。」

※かう云ふのだ=こう言うのだ

Why does society hurt you?

I don't have any specifics, but from what people told me what you've said is about right

No idea. I don't know about korea so much to tell you about it but, I thought korean citys looked like Japan's when I went to korea

>Second page
Because I wished I could come visit you, the clock that I thought had broke a long time ago started ticking the dead years already passed once more, as if it were murmuring to me - "Do you remember how long has it been? Do you remember? "

Okay, I will try my best.

because he is autistic

Well, it's mostly just The F (he calls me autistic)

It's okay user you're helping me so much I don't even know how to thank you

死体遺棄の疑いで逮捕されたウィリアム・シュナイダー容疑者 (48)は、日本語が話せるとみられ、古川さんとは、英会話の交流 サイトの利用者が集まるカフェで知り合った可能性が高く、現 地警察は捜査を進めている。 カフェの利用者によると、シュナイダー容疑者が複数の日本人 女性に話しかけているのをたびたび見たことがあったという。 古川さんの遺体が見つかった現場は、マンシ

If you are using Windows, installing MacType will improve font rendering.

why do you keep deleting your post
Is this your new fashion way of life ?

Hide Japanese women!

Thanks for the transcript user, you helped a lot

I will eventualy finish the editing and post it online, do you wanna be credited? A name or a link that you to people be sent over?

>Third page
>From 5 to 6, I can't help but sit in front of the piano, and (play with my disordered fingers)/( -> "clumsily play" would sound better, I suppose) the Gershwin you used to like so much.
It's like a spell to bring back "the lost sound" (???).

How many of you would cheekily hook that roo in the gabber?

Thanks, will check it out. Weird how I need a program to fix it though. Never been like this before

>Forth page
>Go away. ("Disappear.")

>To where did you vanish/disappear/go?
*obs: I suppose she said "go away" to her husband?

カナダ在住のビッチ「警戒しないといけませんね~と思いましたw」

Hehe fuck off
Korean foods are pretty good, and they are nice but I won't go to korea again.

音→者

Please do not hit Australian wildlife in the face.

Not even in self-defence?

Maybe she saying to the memory of her husband disappear so she doesn't have to suffer anymore

her husband said "go away" to her.

Kangaroos almost never attack humans without provocation. Wikipedia calls them "shy and retiring by nature".

Oh. So her husband left her

>almost never
There's still a chance one of the pricks will put you in a head lock and choke you like a bitch
What would you do then?

No one buys your act janny

>What would you do then?
Probably die horribly.

>You, from those ill colored eyes of yours, have already poured enough of that depressing cold air upon me.
*gotta think of some other way to write this.

(Let's) stop bringing back memories of someone that ins`t here anymore.
Stop using magic.

なるほど、どうも。

>It's like a spell to bring back the lost(deceived) person.

>Die instead of killing it
Why

>Sixth page
>By your side...
(?)

>End.

You may want to have someone revise it if you can, user. I'm not that confident in some parts, some are really ambiguous.

Oh yeah, maybe.

>心霊術(Shinreijutu)
>Spiritualism

His wife is a ghost.

about the last picture,
though the person look like a woman, the person is a man.

The woman comes out on the back of the man.

Spiritualism=心霊術

I remember when I saw some kangaroos at the zoo. They were all lying around looking cute. They didn't mind if you walked all around them.

本当に、ありがとうございます!
俺は手書きなど全然読めない、やっぱり
助かりました、user

I don't possess the upper body strength to take on an angry roo.

They're loaded with muscle. It's probably why they taste so good.

...

Cute selfie, F-kun.

...

>It's probably why they taste so good.
Wut
Have you eaten one?

I am by your side.(But you can not see me now)

I=woman You =man

Yeah, quite a few times. I used to go to an Australian restaurant nearby and the local butcher by my old house sold kangaroo meat.

Mad man

The translation is the harder part finding someone to proofread it will be easier.

I said it a bunch of times but I RealY thankful. Obrigado. If you want to get credited when I put the finished just gume a name and/or a link for me to sent people. If you don't want to be credited I will put CoolAnon for you and since the guru who dos the transcript didn't said anythig either I put trcAnon

>an Australian restaurant
I heard that eating Kangaroos meats is not so popular in australia. Why do they that in UK

because its novelty

Correction:
>First page
>At nightfall, someone walking along a dark alley came to visit me from somewhere ("garden"?) that is not written on the map. Quietly opening the door, together with a fragrance of musk, it slips inside the room and says to me: "It's me. Dear, dear, it's me."

I= man You =woman, no?
確かに、死んだのは夫だったよね?
違う?

CoolAnon is fine with me.
Also, de nada.

Why do Japanese put 笑 behind in a sentence

It's like "lol".

>I heard that eating Kangaroos meats is not so popular in australia. Why do they that in UK
Well, they have to kill loads of kangaroos every year as part of population controls, so they probably have a lot of leftover meat to sell to other countries.

The novelty would never be good quality, but just the novelty

死んだのは女

外国人単純労働者増加で出生率はますます増加するよ

Okay

Kangaroo meat is slowly growing in popularity tbqh, they're pushing the line that it's better for the environment because they don't produce as much methane as cows. Not sure if it's true myself but I don't mind, it tastes good

Okay, it happens on around all country, but I don't think they are tasty

国あげて女を白人のペットとして育成しているのだからな

マジかよ、はははは
全く男だったと思った
訂正はどうも!

Oh fug user! The one who died was the woman! hahahahaha
I just assumed it was the man because there are so many pages with the woman in it.
But now we know.

Correction

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園→国

地図に書かれてない国→天国

It's pretty tasty to me. Tastes a bit like venison, except not as dry.

I liked to cut it up into small pieces and eat it in a soup.

Lel
The guy only appear in like 3 pages so is understandable and all the text is very vage so I don't think anythig have to be changed

Outra correção: >At nightfall, someone walking along a dark alley came to visit me from a country that is not written on the map. Quietly opening the door, together with a fragrance of musk, it slipped inside the room and said to me: "It's me. Dear, dear, it's me."
"a country that is not written on the map" = heaven
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be read as if it where being said in the past or present tense, I suppose either way is fine.

なるほどね、どうも!

Yeah.

I've just eaten kangaroo jerky, but all jerky stuffs tast same and too expensive. So I want to try eating other kangroo meat at least once

I think somewhere fits better
It better fits the tone e of the text imo

@Valance Liberty

There is also a racial component to this issue. In Japanese media, far to often you see people of color being shown as criminals or primitive from around the world, yet you they show Caucasians almost always in positive light. Therefore, you see more Japanese trusting of Caucasians than with other people regardless if it is actually justified. Everytime a story like this happens from overseas, it almost always a white male that they easily trusted. I'm not saying all white males are like this guy, but there does seem to be a pattern for the type men that these w

今夜も寂しいです
生きるんで辛いなぁ

True. Vague is better.

変われるよ

辛い、つらい、どっちでもわかんない

いや、ありえない
この人生は最悪だ

Tell me about exotic animals that you eat in Japan.

work for others its horrendous
capitalism is wrong
now paying the salaries and workers receive only 1% of the company week revenue when they did the 95% work

Well thanks for everything. Boa noite e Oyasumi for the other user

When a put the finished version on batoto I will put the link here

best trap

少し昔の夫婦

夫が妻を呼ぶときは「おまえ」

妻が夫を呼ぶとき「あなた」

Noite.
Also, is there a special reason for you to want this translated? Is it from a author you like?

should I raise the salaries, but what if they think they can afford a new apartment and get into a big debt for shitty overpriced apartments in a hellhole like lima-peru

Have phone posters became kill? I cannot post an img ;3

keep deleting your posts

Okay, I guess

Nothing special, just autism.

I cleaned it just for the hell of it, and then decided to take it for the very end

t. Hillary McClintlockeau

You're going to have to use words to express your thoughts and feelings instead of cute images.

What a terrible existence.

そうだったよね、なるほど。
ページを見ると男が1か2回だけ現れているので死んだのは全く彼だねと思ったでもやっぱり誤解だった
説明してくれてありがとう

If you like romance stuff you should check Kaoru Mori's works, Emma and Otoyomegatari are so fucking good, I love them.
Also, since you're learning Japanese, try to come here practice from time to time, people here are very nice.

こんにちは。

こんにちは、amigo。
元気かい?

Konbanwa gozaimasu, user.

Tell them my story cuteposter. Good....bye...

NEVER FORGET

Oi, ともだち。
はいはい、げんぎです!
あなたは?
こんばんは,UKさん。
Shobon poster, I presume?

Yeah people here seem very nice, I had to stop my japanese study because of college but when I restart them I will gang put here

I like every type of manga, otoyomegatari is in my backlog for some type now it lo ok nice, the art resemble Ryan to Haiiro Sekai, which is other cool romance manga

何故なのか

>gang put
I mean hang out. Fucking cellphone

すまない
おやすみなさい

Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, user.

Sleep tight, and don't let the crippling depression bite.

キリスト教徒に転向しなさい

>Ran to Haiiro no Sekai
I've read it, very good, very pretty too.
If I'm not mistaken, Ran was serialized in the same magazine as Otoyomegatari.

俺も

おやすみ!

>and don't let the crippling depression bite.
それは無理です

yume de aimasho

日本人,

How long does it take you to complete pic related?

hiragana: csus.edu/indiv/s/sheaa/projects/genki/hiragana-timer.html

katakana: csus.edu/indiv/s/sheaa/projects/genki/katakana-timer.html

It takes me 1:30 for each when I try my fastest. I want to know where that stands compared to native speakers.

ありがとうございます

These sake good or not?

nice pic

Thanks, user. That's pretty sugoi of you to say.

私は取得します

LOOK AT ME

I AM SUPERIOR NOW

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

What do you guys think about these one hit wonders?

BBA

That's the name of an old TV show and its theme song.
坂本スミ子 - 夢であいましょう youtu.be/YG6KUFPOkKY?t=15s

>hong kong, 2017
>peru is overseeing cantonese chinese IT workers for his new startup APP in a shoebox apartment just over Mong Kong MTR station
>one cantonese IT worker makes a mistake in the coding
>peru becomes enraged and stabs him in the neck with a knife
>blood starts squirting everywhere
>the other IT workers freak out and run
>police are called
>peru gets thrown into a Hong Kong prison with African drug dealers and Indian touts for the rest of his life

Those seem a bit pointless to me. I mean, they are closer to a speed/spacial coordination game than to a language exercise, no?

>still better life than in favela without hot water and food

...

ロシアの極東に宇宙基地つくるのに日本が協力するんだって。宇宙分野の協力って言ってるけど要は金出せってこと?

>flash

Also, you should only be using that if you don't already know hiragana/katakana. If you know them, start reading shit, even if it takes you a second to read every last character.

勿論そうだ
なけなしの独自技術も全部与える事になる

What's the error in this English sentence?

>Ken really wanted to know the reason of Mary's not writing to him for such a long time.

日本の男性は性犯罪が大好き

最近すり寄ってきてるよな。

It took me 2.13 on the first go with hiragana.

現実は交渉力などなく法外な契約を行っておいて
内国向けにはいかにも安全保障に通暁した
プロづらをするのが日本政府の担当者

オリンピック3兆

"of" じゃなくて "for"じゃね?
>usingenglish.com/forum/threads/120597-is-it-reason-of-or-reason-for

ありがとう!

クソ馬鹿げたイベントだな

ロスケは金なかろう
そして軍事力に大衆が深い感謝を感じているだろう

おっす

天皇陛下「ちんぽをお見せなさい」

俺「えっ…いや、しかし…」

天皇陛下「お見せなさい」

俺「……かしこまりました、陛下」ﾎﾞﾛﾝ

天皇陛下「おや、もういきり立っているのですか」

俺「申し訳ありません…」

天皇陛下「みっともないですね……動かないでください」

俺「………」

天皇陛下「……れろっ、チロチロ」

俺「ああっ……陛下、そこは……」

天皇陛下「れろおっ、ぺろぺろ、グポッグチュッ」

俺「ああっ……なんという……」

天皇陛下「ぐっぽぐっぽ、ぬるっれろっ、ぬちゅっ、ぐぽっ」

俺「ああっ陛下……いけません……なんという……」

天皇陛下「ぬちゅっじゅるっ、ちゅるっれろれろっずちゅっ、グポッグチュッ」

俺「ああっ……もうだめ……」

天皇陛下「いけませんよ」ﾁｭﾎﾟﾝｯ

俺「ああっ……そんな、陛下……」

天皇陛下「出すなら……あちらへ」

俺「えっ……」

愛子さま「俺様……」

俺「あ、愛子さまっ……!なんという……!」

I'll make a new thread.

うっす

New Thread

ジャップ連呼BBAは画像ないとつまらんよ

何の画像?

310~

309

声が小さい

Her leg bone is breaking.