/balt/ + /ausnz/

By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition.

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/yJpukUfpayM
youtu.be/aBNKkLTYk6g
youtube.com/watch?v=pMYWC0tMZsk&list=FL4D_O36jWyzVW01snlaZQOw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475293936896.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=ppr-CePm_WQ
youtube.com/watch?v=b0Ue0hyHJ4g
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fk my wife

The preacher man says it's the end of time

soft cunts out

how do i deal with being a soft cunt?

I luvb anime girls.

too many liths

RIP

shit thread

genocide nao

Shut your mouth, peasant.

thanks for ruining it

who invited bootleg new zealand
fuck off

i'm not lithuanina btw

Hello africa

>muh hurritage

youtu.be/3l5nAh63W0o

Metsatöll - grudge

Thoughts?

ur mum

youtu.be/tZ-DNbz3wmA

wtf I love Latvia now

Its a song about hatred towards everyone who has done wrong against our nation. 700 years of slavery

stfu

Did you guys know that romanov family had Lithuanian blood?
Why do Latvians keep killing our nobles?

You were never bullied like we and latvia were leave niggerlord

Why do Lithuanians keep killing themselves?

pretty shit

He was an idiot and fucked up Russia
Shame his family had to die though

found a sicc meme lads

It's because Latvia is objectively better.

youtu.be/yJpukUfpayM
this is better it has tits in it

Filthy jews fucked up Russia. Maybe Nicholas was an idiot but anyway better than gollumnizm

post yfw you realized eminem was a literal pedo who took in a little blonde girl just to fugg her

Even tits can't save Metsatöll, the music is just boring as fuck

Thoughts?

now now, lets not become antisemitic

>gollumnizm
whats that?

You are not true Finno-Ugric. Kys

retard

Looks comfy. Where is this?

It's like they want to play folk metal, but instead they play a mixture of thrash metal and modern TONK TONK heavy metal, with some random flute interludes etc. thrown in.

Antano Paduviečio katedros bokštas fone.

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You Balts are looking forward to seeing your long lost family members when we kick them all out after Brexit?

I need a new car

yes we are very excite to see our čikenfektori brothers returning

Kaip gyvenimas Telšiuose?

COCKS

The words speak to me on a spiritual level. If you do not feel the same you are either swede or slav but not my brother

Absolutely.

>Russian displayed his repressed homosexuality online

Not surprised.

>implying I can understand estonian gibberish

ur mum wasn't whiny about this last night

Taip pat kaip visur tikriausiai.

don't reply to me slavfuck

Its archaic language, so if you were a true brother you would. Leave, slavshit

>WP
are you saving them from ur WP blog?

replied*

hello natasha
have you prepared your fur coat for the winter already?

I have to post this.

Kiek kartu apvoge tave šiandien?

>anyway better than gollumnizm
'cause you think so my little friend?

why do the baltics love russians so much? are they masochists or something

Finnish is archaic, Estonian is the one filled with russian and german words

i think foreigners should leave

its archaic estonian which is very similar to finnish dumbass

multiculturalism is a good thing, Petrai.

You guys like gnocchis?

not when aussies or finns post

Please keep my brother.

No. They suck. Rolton mustardrace.

finns are good memers, but this one's a lil nig

Yeah nah. Checked some random lyrics, maybe 1 word in 5 is recognizable in text, less so when spoken with your weird accents, and even less so because some of the words that are identical to ours don't mean the same thing.

*unzips zooperdooper*

Thanks

Keturis kartus, bet dar yra laiko iki vidurnakčio.

štai kur spiritas
man patinka tavo spiritas

youtu.be/aBNKkLTYk6g
I want to return lads
t. eip
tere

ah yes. the cold beer after first round of sauna. this is the life!

send

youtube.com/watch?v=pMYWC0tMZsk&list=FL4D_O36jWyzVW01snlaZQOw

post more aus rap

Gonna go to sleep now

And my thoughts???????

What kind of beer?

and this is why Latvia > Lelthuania

idk you tell me?

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Haha I'm just waking up and your just going to bed.

all me

what happened to reviewbrah smqh

reminder

nothing, a Canadian stalker bro got him like 30k new subs in a month

I have been maining /polska/ for a while but they mainly talk in polish and is hard to make out.
So this white man came home to /balt/

forever in my heart

Gerai. Kaip tik tuoj eisiu pirkti spirito.

I thought that was a meme and he just went schizo

no, have to buy smth for the winter. what about you?

interesting

why don't you have last year's coat still?

Latvia has to pay for murdering our Tsar.

Paimk man veželiu

Karl.

because we were not cucks enough and refused to form SS legion to fight for ourselves against any invader scum?

dont touch my boo

>refuse

you didnt refuse anything, germans just didnt trust the eternal lith

but latvians and estonians were good boys just listening to papa germany

>but latvians and estonians were good boys just listening to papa germany
and you are proud of that?

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yes, you have to listen to dad

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>but latvians and estonians were good boys just listening to papa germany
Das rite.

*glass shatters on leb's face*

Nebus Vynotekoj.

why you ignore?

>go to Lithuania
>say something that doesn't follow the agenda pushed by the Zionists at the top
>get arrested
wtf I thought we live in democracy?

...zog ...wog

hmm

cause aus rap is shit
as rap in general

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yes of course you filthy jewthanian

so instead of 'fuck the east, fuck the west, Lithuania for the children of Lithuania' as we're saying here, you're rather proposing 'cuck me harder teuton daddy, because I'm worthless and can only sustain my existance under superior occupants lash'?
sorry, but that doesn't sound like a country

>2v1 on two fronts with limited supplies
>2v1 againt ruskies with supplies from germany and when the ruskies are pushed out, we turn on germans like the legionnaires meant to do

man, lithuanians really are thick

tshuu tshuu stfuo tshuu tshuu

so you pushed russians out just to suck soviet cock for decades?

hmm

i bet you feel stupid now

hope you realise that's fake

How does one sign up to Luftwaffe?

cuck'oo cuck'oo
*buttcrack opens*

so we shouldve helped the soviets who earlier deported and executed 100k
Latvians?

awesome logic ladm8
as real as the german corpse factory

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost

try to prove it fake
protip: you cant

thank you for this

Really good post desu.

thanks
thanks
hot thanks
thanks
thanks
thanks
thanks
thanks

what are you on about retard

thanks

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475293936896.webm

>Thus, no copies of the plan have ever been found after the war among the documents in German archives.

great evidence Ivan Goldberg

By learning pic related

>100k
don't you mean 600 quintilion?

Latvia and Estonia, the two countries that somehow love the Nazis so much. Meanwhile Lithuania was supposed to be German. Really makes ya think.

Going to shop to buy beer. These retards better be butchered to death when I return.

>grand prince of lithuania
>prince of estonia

Estonia BTFO

>Nearly all the wartime documentation on Generalplan Ost was deliberately destroyed shortly before Germany's defeat in May 1945.
so it existed
wrecked again my scatvian friend

"""""Latvians""""" and """""Lithuanians""""" dont like nazis. Our ivans don't post here that much.

we don't even have that much ivans, nobody, except from few autists in our country like nazis, both commies and nazis are evil here

>w-wikipedia said so
>t-that means i-its a fact

this is why no one likes you, my pissthuanian neighbor

how come the commies are so effay?

>After the conquest of the Baltic territories by the Soviets in 1944, an insurgency involving nationalist partisans started. According to some estimates, 10,000 partisans in Estonia, 10,000 partisans in Latvia and 30,000 partisans in Lithuania and many more supporters were involved

hmm...

join the parti, san

latvia had more than 10k

mhm... sure

>nobody, except from few autists in our country like nazis
same here

thanks

>In Latvia, the number of active combatants peaked at between 10,000 and 15,000, while the total number of resistance fighters was as high as 40,000

/balt/.

wow soooo much

Thanks
H
A
N
K
S

Why do Latvians and Estonians hate their countries so much?

Better than Wilhelm II.

40k is a bigger number than 10k you know

retard

Trams?

Traps?

Sprats?

dumb cunt

bants?

tussu

A form of public transportation?

Ok, I'm back from the shop. I'd like to thank our russian friends for this ale.

stop replying to me retard

good taste in cheese

stop replying to me dumb cunt

kuradi kurat ma ju ütli pagana päralt

Thanks. I was looking for some latvian beer too, but they only had Veltins.

your life looks great

What about it?

we are not so difference you and i

>russian friends
OY

BLYN

BABUSHKA

A tram car?

žiurke, man veželiu nepajeme.

Norid muhku v?

Bybį tu, sakiau, kad nėra ten jų. Krč parnešiau saldaus ricottos jei nori bobiškų desertų.

a streetcar?

Tänks
Änks

named desire

merking the next f***er who makes a thread about the frickin hats

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

>tfw can't solve moral dilemmas in real time

bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

picrelated me and my crew

5 am and STILL not asleep

shed a tear tbx

come December and I will BITCH

hello just checking to see if there are any eesti girls around right now

You're going to be awfully sleepy at church.

Put a bullet in your head.
You too.

No. Not yet.

here

and for once it won't be the priests boring sermon XDD

sounds like a pornsite or a stripclub m8

no.

h-hi, why that flag?

I've only been inside a church three times in my life. In Vilnius cathedral, and some church Prague and Copenhagen.

Who /mememagic_neonpunk_chaos_cult/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=ppr-CePm_WQ

wtf

kys.

balt are subhumans 2bh

No, it's a play by Tennessee Williams
You should see it, it pretty good

sleepy
pls send animes

ree

> thank our russian friends for this ale.
> india pale ale
What did you mean by this

>tfw just had a beer and remembered I left the heater on in the workshop
Fuggg xDDdd

What do you mean?

gonna play a loli h-game now 2bh

It's made by a brewery near Moscow.

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Kek Yields Sanguinity?

Couldn't agree more m8.

churches are cool and pretty

like im not the one who visits the church every sunday, but i always check out the cities churches when i travel

dumb wojak poster

I don't know, I just don't feel anything in them. I have four churches in my town, but I've never been inside any of them.

same 2bh

i just love the architecture of them and the interior

like catholics are obssesed with making everything golden

>they never been to hill of crosses
>they never been to sts Peter & Paul's church in Vilnius

Hope you all go to hell

Everyone has been to the hill of crosses m8

no wonder, those places are super boring

Share screens

everyone's been inside ur mum

...so is that a "no" regarding my question about there being any eesti girls in this thread right now?

Youre boring, m8

Oi take that back you cuntwaffle, my mother's a saint!

I'm Chinese

www.working is good
off to watch orange road

how can i get loli gf?
i even have loli gf neighbor, but i'm afraid her parents will sue me if i fugg her

Who here /futurechinkcolony/?
Not us.
LOL

you're wrong lol

Russian are chink

t.jogaila

Your wife is chink, lol

I can only dream of such happiness

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it's waifu u uncultured swine

Chinks can't even behave properly, believe me.
t. met chinks

Further evidence that Russian are chink

I'm too sleepy right now to use articles, sorry

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Daily reminder anime is for retarded faggots.

>124x122
newfag, learn to not save thumbnails

True

Reported for posting gore

thanks for the advice i'll try to remember that :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=b0Ue0hyHJ4g
Thoughts?

wtf i love pizdonia now

pabėgelis/10

>only paying for 100/100 connection
>torrents download as fast as 20MB/s
hmmm....

That's usually your minimum

>minimum
Not really. 100/100 is lowest (300/300 is standard and 600/600 is usually at the top end, excluding a couple of providers offering gigabit) for FTTH but there still are some people using broadband and shit.

How the fuck is this thread so slow on a Saturday night?

How come Lithuanian chan is so great?
Omedetou~

Are you guys retarded?

The 100/100 or 300/300 that you are paying for is in megabits per second, versus what you get in torrent or speedtest is megabytes per second.

Why the ISP companies use megabits instead? Marketing for morons like you.

/balt/ is normies

Don't you have friends to hang out with/play games together?

That's what I was saying you retard. I'm only supposed to get 10MB/s, but I'm getting double that.

1 megabyte = 8 megabits.

Your DL speed on that image: 12,5 MiB/s x 8 = 100 mbps. Exactly. 100. Exactly what you are paying for.

One bit is eight bites

One dubs is two equal numbers

It peaks at 20MB/s though. It only went down to 12,5 at the end as it dropped a few seeders.

I'll seed your ass if you keep posting your bullshit

It had more people shitposting throughout weekend during summer.

AYY LMAO

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same

Who /snus/ here?

degenerate

You're a latvian, you're a degenerate by birth

>implying that I am Latvian

Bought yhis 1L cheap beer from vynoteka for 80 cents, pretty fucking good I must say, tastes like a real lithuanian beer

I sure wish you're not a latvian.

There are a lot of good breweries around Panėvežys.

I am japanese

yeah, I know, but didn't expect that from a bottled beer for such a low price, I'm surprised

That's pretty awesome if you're not messing with me. I'd rather be neighbours with an asian guy than a black guy.

Ep 1: 3d 17h 58m

My favorite beer is 49c/bottle DESU. Good beer doesn't have to be expensive.

true
some expensive beers, especially the foreigner ones, like corona, guiness are pissbeer for me tbqh, same goes for heineken/carlsberg if you could call them expensive

t. tourist

I'd rather be neighbors with a black guy than a slav.

I have slanty eyes but I'm 197 cm

that's because you're used to black neighbours, we're used to barbarians blasting their loud shansons and littering sunflower seeds

Whatever makes you happy lad

>tfw too drunk to play league of legends properly
what the fuck else am i supposed to do

shitpost, like we all do

>not getting tilted in csgo

what the fuck man

youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_6ADkhI6U

Are you a slav?

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I have a quite weird heritage to be honest. I'm 2/4 estonian, 1/4 russian, 1/4 danish

>tfw no idea what's your heritage
The only bloodline I can follow is of my paternal grandmothers, since she was from a noble family and actually has records.

My sister studied our family history and eventually the furthest my family tree went was 1599, no idea what happened before that.

>tfw my paternal grandgrandgrandparent lost his manor because of constant gambling and whores

who's gonna get the get?
hope it's not a teuton or viking scum

Ours got taken away by commies. My grandpa was a freeman, but he also had a townhouse and a manor. He gave it up and somehow dodged a trip to Siberia.

Alright lads, I'm off to bed, gonna watch a movie and maybe do some fuggings if she's in the mood. Goodnight.

100% Prussian here

my familys tree is so fucked up, the ones that had exiled during the tsarist era fleed to the usa and now are millionaires and the ones that didn't, half of them were exiled to siberia during the soviet era and now I'm poor lmao

Idk, I'm alright. Got a fair bit of land and otherwise I'm well off. Didn't get the townhouse back, and the manor got burned down. My relatives didn't move to US. They moved to Brasil instead.

100% Russian here

Poor you

Zdorovo.

zdarova karova :D

is your sister cute and single?

She's single but I wouldn't call her cute, she looks very average.

eesti average might be an 8 in USA

Fuck maybe this was a bad idea

watching newest laikykites ten
ama

Perhaps, you have to come and see for yourself.

About to get a blowjob
Ama

Does he like to swallow?

Occasionally
>he
Cheeky cunt

god bless

G'evening, cunts.

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