/brit/

yeah you said
like 5 times

Not a fan of this new gimmick of yours

so do many white men though

You know that feel when you take an annoying call and you start having a hammering sensation in the other ear?

feels sorry for poleaboo's ma and pa

they probably know in their hearts he's a deranged fuck up and dont want to confront it

youtube.com/watch?v=2pF-tWqo2-M

>latina ... not be a whiny materialistic soul sucking cunt

What's the best biscuits to have with a cup of tea?

will keep you updated on tomorrow's date

i cut my wanks down from 3-4 a day to 1 every 5-6 days

makes them feel extra nice without letting me waste days away wanking, feeling quite satisfied with this arrangement

>Anything other than rich tea
degenerate

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you shouldn't grill the whole burrito either it makes the tortilla flaky and unstable

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE germans can't cook

never had sex with a non-white

>brown women are beautiful
fuck off back to nigeria you immigrant cunt

>not be a whiny materialistic soul sucking cunt
Hate to be a party pooper, but the less developed a person's background is, the more of a materialistic gold digger they will become. Just look at rich South Americans or Russians, they are absolutely obsessed with status symbols.

I need to quit porn. Sriously think it ruined my dick.

The last two girls I pulled I couldn't get it up. Granted, I was a bit drunk, but not enough where it shouldn't work.

You think quitting porn will help? I'll still wank occasionally but not too often.

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remember when germany posted his dick

Would be a race traitor for a jewish gf 2bqh

reckon i could heem any cunt ITT

yeah quitting porn is a good choice lad
never looked back

no

Bad boy crep, German whip, not white Vans, or white vans
When boydem try ask for my name, I say old-school Meridian man
Guys better show respect if they see man pulling up in a TT (trust!)
Guys better show respect if they see man filling up in BP (trust!)
£20 of diesel mate, if I fill up my tank it'll make me late
I ain't gonna lie, I see you man on foot on the high road moving bait
Man's just try'na stack paper, don't watch what man's earning
Man paid over 30 bags sterling, German whip but I ain't in Berlin

Nah

You need to be less anxious

If you want to fix that have white children and raise them properly dummy, average black iq is about 20 points lower than whites so. Fuck that

Just found out Obama's daughters are over 6 foot tall
Hmm...

Wise up you autistic child, when I say brown women are beautiful I namely am talking about Latinas, Persians, Arab and Indian women. You know just as well as I do they are beautiful.

i'd rather be dead than average

doesnt make much sense though. Id have loads of sex before and been able to get it up.

Ever since I moved into my own place I look at porn more often

vocaroo.com/i/s1nO3zsyPoQ6

Gonna watch pic related tonight. One of my favourite films and I've been watching documentaries on the Empire all afternoon so I'm well in the mood for it. Going to get comfy, lie back, and think of England lads. Beautiful

look so shit still at 70kg and 5'9" I lost 26kg but still have a round face and man boobs probably cause I lost it all on diet and no muscle gaining but I just wanted to be skinny should I go to 60kg?

Looks like a man

youtube.com/watch?v=JwOhk65HfSo

I don't own a blackberry
Ask for my pin and get slapped heavy

>Latinas, Persians
fair enough
>Arab and Indian
fuck right off

please give me some thoughts

imagine being white and fetishising non-whites

>black people

liveleak.com/view?i=8bc_1449337410

just bought a honda civic

It's me.

basically messes with your brain and causes chemical imbalances, resulting in depression, anxiety, not being able to get erect or keep it erect and generally actual sex not feeling as good as it should

fuck taekwondo i tote da fo fo

Some brown women are utterly perfect

there is no good evidence for any of this nonsense

it's just pseudoscience that runts latch on to

This desu

Of course not all women from lesser developed countries are vapid sociopaths, same way not all white women are down to earth and non-materialistic.

Honestly, it does depend on the circle of people in which you associate with. Not all white women are cheating slags who love clubbing every night. Saying that, I honestly think if I fell in love with and connected with say, an Asian girl, I'd probably have children with them. You just don't know what the future holds my lads

Imagine being a Bruce and fetishising brits

wouldn't mind a black gf for a few weeks

Sounds good

Go back to nigeria you fucking banana catcher.

imagine sticking ur willy into a fanny

all the girls I know love clubbing and are in long term committed relationships
same with all the men

bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37530736
>huns

Woahhh!!!

Fair enough, I just meant the ones that go clubbing to get with somebody.

Wew lad

I'm sure it does yeah mate what with a beautiful face and massive oiled up fucking chebs

Sperg

>implying Middle eastern and Indian women aren't sexy when their not dressed up in burkas
They crave white dick lad

In attitude and appearance they are superior to Whiney soul sucking childish white women

Also better sex

Not a fan of the Scots

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm nah

also, what did I pronounce wrong

not sure who to believe. it definitely seems like porn may have caused it. but not sure

one girl i was pretty anxious with this I guess so that could be the answer for her

beyond my comprehension

my friends have been clubbing for 3-4 years and I've never seen one of them pull

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Hey lads should I get drunk tonight

Give me a straight answer

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>girl in green jump
would decimate

>they crave white dick

Had a lot of experience with women from the middle east and india Mr O'Rourke?

get your nasty bum off the counter

Genuinely don't think it will ever happen for me.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474987763711.webm

hector what if i pop

Go to lake district, camp go up some mountains m8. Get some mates on board drink and chill at the camp site afterwards with a fire.

having a drive

the only thing likely to make you flaccid as a young healthy male is anxiety, alcohol and condoms

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why not?

non-white gyaldem haffi stink pump pum

Post the text you were reading

are they ugly and/or fat?

going to a house party tonight. red cups and all

Volunteer to cook dinner at a shelter etc

You may even get to go out and have a dinner with them after

Going north and climbing a hill sounds great in theory but you will need decent clothing at that time of year and some idea of what you're doing

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Is that a yes?

>Get some mates

yeah about that

...

nah, they all have attractive gf's now
the sort of clubs we go to aren't really for pulling

what about involuntary mutilation

why are people so dumb

kind of looks like me
but my skin isn't that shit and blotchy

having a lovely argument with a euro autist on /ck/ lads

I've gone up big hills before lad

and I've got proper climbing/hiking boots, should be fine.

would be a good fitness goal too.

>a euro
>a

Idiot

gagging for a hang sangwich now

just made some yorkshire puddings lads
think they turned out well

need a shower

didnt have one this morning because i went for a swim

about what la
link

:(

>it's a "the ex-gf wants to try again" episode

how do I get her to fuck off?

used to think I would be a virgin forever but I've currently got 2 gyals on the go
keep your chin up lads

why do we spend so much time on here

Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.

Why didn't you just shower when you got out of the pool to wash off the chlorine you fucking maniac?

surely the need to shower is greater after swimming

gone orange in the 0161

It's a shame ja/ck/ posting got banned from /ck/

fuck her mom

It seems that everything is bad.
curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

who /wales/ here

in fact new years marks exactly a year and 2 days since i last saw any of my friends

Off yourself whilst she is pining after you. Just like that you will have an eternal waifu

overwatch is objectively the best game released this year

fact

brecon beacons new years meet when

It's Mummy, not mommy mate :)

mate wants to hang out but i cba to travel an hour via bus and underground to get there

> Mommy
fuck off yank

twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/782270956546863104

muh vagina

what a fucking nob

also post more driving webms

it's essentially pronounced "yuro" so obviously you would use "a", not "an"

have a printout of the oneitis' face which i kiss when wanking, and sometimes slap my willy on it. need it laminated so i can spunk on it repeatedly

Anyone here got some good gimmicks to post on the /brit/ facebook page?

i had a brief shower with hot water but no shower gel or shampoo. i was technically working and forgot it.

Just don't climb any where stupid like helvellyn if its snow covered and make sure your back before dark, check in and out. Seriously people die on helvellyn ever year in winter especially.

having a drive on the motorway

Ydw

>implying

Eating a seafood pizza lads, what is your favourite pizza?

Wide lanes though, you could've fitted three lanes total in that space.

if you dont like tech house and doing drugs in clubs with your mates but still at the same time want to maintain traditional white european culture and recognise that non-whites must be deported from europe then dont even talk to me

Played it for about an hour and it just made me want to reinstall TF2 desu

how I started having sex
>quit porn
>cut off the oneitis

haha trolled

Nazi raus

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Meat feast

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have to close up the pool today. not happy about it

JESUS CHRIST, GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD, YOU KNOBHEADED FRUITBAG YOU!!

Getting there in 0141.

you only use an if you're pronouncing a vowel at the start

euro is pronounced yuro, so you use A, not An

What did he mean by this?

where do you socialise with women?

parking the old van

Love Wales lads

fuck sake wanted it to be true desu

the mods there are humourless autists

I'm sorry guys, I accidentally

tinder tbqh

Wanna touch this arse desu

so the madmans coaching trump on skype? what a fucking genius

big dingaling
0121 run dis ting

runt

was literally exactly what I was thinking of doing kek

also the idea was to smoke a fat cigar at the top at midnight

he means he has a personal Concorde with cloaking capabilities that flies him across the atlantic twice a day to coach Trump on how to debate properly

wish I was jewish

ah yes dagenham

just bought this lads

stigma around tinder is dumb
lot of buff gyal on there

If you are someone who drives then you should own a dashcam. Ideally one which records out the front and rear (and the sides if possible). If you're involved in an accident and don't have one, there's a very decent chance you'll be shafted with your insurance company.

t. someone who works for an insurance company

Bit gay

I live in the most back roads isolated inbred country culchie shithole in Ireland

Electricity only came here in the late 90's and everyone's a depressed alcoholic and literal 14 year old children do burnouts in shitty fucking Peugeot 306's every night keeping me awake the little dickheads

You literally don't know how different my existence is to yours, I farm all week then I get pissed at the pub with fellow depressed alcoholics and I'm only fucking 19 fuck sake I've no prospects at all I'll be stuck ploughing fields for the rest of my fucking life

What for?

>he didn't like Breaking Bad/Stranger Things

imagine being this much of a pleb

f.lux at 3600K here

>fat cigar
>not a fat spliff

ahhh yes, socialism

Would be fine with Judaism if they didn't brutalise willies

i hate it

why didn't you clean your hand before taking the photo

how do you learn to cope with feelings of having wasted years of your life you can't get back

it's tearing me apart tbqh

I enjoyed Stranger Things but I was annoyed that they chose to hire someone with obvious anorexia to be the teenage girl. Sets a bad example to kids watching.

because fuck you thats why

think it might be a bit dangerous to do such a thing desu

it's a sunk cost lad
nothing you can do about it
read the Stoics

do a think

Save a lifinger, surrender your knifinger.

Jealous of Wales, Paddy?

Check out the documentary on BBC 2 lads. Behind the scenes at the Commons

Going to drink a LOAD of alcohol on my own.

were they really wasted?

she didn't have obvious anorexia, she was just thin

its healthy to be thin whilst being fat (like 90% of the population is nowadays) isn't

Take drugs on the weekend and think about suicide while """"working""" at a call centre during the week.

>Breaking Bad
I accidently had hear the spoier, that Walter Hartwell White will die at the end.
So I don't want to watch it.

mozamblique

If you have to ask that then: FONT

youtube.com/watch?v=5lM0_7FSAB0

jack making the famous irish dish, bangers and mash

get this hothead outta here

got some dominos on the way lads

Doesn't really make a difference 2bh. Its predictable

It was a phenomenal series

Breaking Bad was good but they should have ended it after Season 4 was done.

Season 5 is silly and illogical

>all the people in shot are pakis or nignogs

Statiscally, this video was taken in London

Sad to hear that. Isn't there somewhere less shit you could buy pizza from?

>I accidently had hear the spoier, that Walter Hartwell White will die at the end.

that's like being surprised King Kong dies at the end

alri matt

far from it lol

youtube.com/watch?v=zstGpA-UMFY

this shit goes fucking off

My sister has an eating disorder. I can tell with certainty when a person is "just thin" and when they have a problem.

the backbone of the story is that he's dealing with cancer, it's obvious he's going to die

havent had a ciggy in a day... am gonna die

spent 6 weeks backpacking around southeast asia and it was the best time of my life.

shagged an aussie girl for a few weeks of it

>Breaking Bad
Watched when no one gave a fuck about it then when the final season happened suddenly everyone was a fan, that confused the hell out of me, should've ended earlier while still decent.

>Stranger Things
Watched three episodes and got bored, it's basically every Stephen King book mashed up together but it is well acted. Worth continuing?

actually your health is improving

le_contrarian_hat.jpg

You're an idiot, Steve Harrington :3

Love Len Goodman's dad jokes

nobody cares about your gap year with your fellow trust fund scum

>gif

fuck off

doing a park

>spent 6 weeks backpacking around southeast asia and it was the best time of my life.

Feel as if every American and European has done this

Literally what is there to see

>Season
FOY

>season
FOY

>tfw I don't have a jawline this defined

what did people think of you as a yank abroad?

season 5 was shite though, it's clear they wrote themselves into a corner

>The mother tried to yoo dis occasion to ditch her child: It is because of you, dear. Every butty action of yours will turn one of my haz grey!

Runt

DID YOU KNOW THAT CIGARETTE LIGHTERS WERE INVENTED BEFORE MATCHES?

would you look import third world people get third world problems

...

It sounds like you have a shit future if that was the best time of your life

...

...

no
prove it

Is this the one with the Irish lads laughing at her? Pmsl

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>Yanks desperate to cling on to anything that makes them individual

>ERM YEAH DUDE I'M HALF CHEROKEE HALF IRISH AND I LIKE TO THINK A LITTLE BIT THAI AFTER I FOUND MYSELF IN WAT ARUN

You'd need crampons if its snow covered, and experience. I last did it in spring freezing cold at the top once you stop, so doing it at night in snow probably feel like -10c or below with winds.

Since your going alone too I would not recommend it.

Striding Edge alone is dangerous on the best of days if your not careful.

I'd so skiddaw if I were you nice walk, not bad in winter if you know the route, can be circle which is good or you can come back down the well established path usually used for the assent. If its snow covered you can may loose your bearings, bring a map. Nice views too. Best go when its not snow covered so you have a idea where youre going.

me second from the right

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What do you think about this, m8s?

new efukt video

me in the ford focus

need to get out of this southern shithole ASAP

i just remembered I had a dream where it was raining real bad and some guy slammed into the back of my car at like 50 mph on our a little residential road

good jif ladds

Japanese girl having a perfect body gentle yet everything is very modest , in connection with which this girl and want to fuck , because why it is always drawn to men of modest ladies who so shy to show her naked body, and during sex very modest girl squirm and out of their pussies very generously grease flowing with excitement.

Anybody want to watch The Blair Witch Project in my room?

statistically you're muslim

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ta lad

>shithole
>shithole
>shithole
>shithole

you must be bloody thick to think there was anything there

t. american born and raised 1st son of southeast asians

>I remember I had a dream where

don't care

where?

It's alright. Surprised you can understand their accents 2bqh

Could you do me a favour and record it corect, sir?

1. You should have seen her coming

2. Why are you in the left lane if you're not turning left?

lol this is a bit of a stretch. you're trying way too hard with this

tons of people go backpack around SEA and talk about how great it was

ah yes, strawman comics

poo

Anyone else find it pure pottery how The Blair Witch Project both started and ended the shaky cam genre.

exactly...

I remember I had a dream where a black man kept talking about the North of England in negative terms on the Internet.

Woke up in a cold sweat.

dont mind if i do

imagine actually being a grown man who drives a motorbike and gets bullied by other drivers

lmaoing at your life right now

lold at the little elliott rodger

Would never live there but it was cheap and fun.

I used to live in Italy and Switzerland. I've been all around Western Europe. I've been to the only countries I wanted to see in South America.

I've been to Japan, I've been to Australia. There wasnt much I hadn't seen already, this was a good way to do something I hadn't done.

What Cred Forums banner did you lads vote for?

>*Tips fedora with such vigour that the friction causes hat to get set on fire*

>ah yes, strawman comics

I think it's a bicycle

U LOCK JUSTICE!!!!!!

I watched it with subs.
That Birmringham accent is too difficult to me.

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>having a Cred Forums pass
uh, sweetie..

ah yes the A1

People who ride motorbikes are ALL pretentious cunts

Fact

>he still believes I'm black

It's alright, the last season though...

who /downton abbey/ here

who's in the wrong here?

>Moot left Cred Forums 12 years ago
Fucking hell lads

if it wasn't 6 miles
from my house
id ride a
unicycle
to work

imagine the laffter

fucking yanks always ruin the ryder cup with amount of shite they shout

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Yae shae trae Scottish yae ken maet

This is why I'm glad if I ever get a gf then I could hack the shit out of her.

thi sone

*goes doopin' mental*

Finished me graduate class lab assignment in record time. Still have three whole days to do shit all. Damn i am good

wish i was selling bracelets on a beach in jamaica

The person taking the video and the person in front who over took the car that was actually in the right

don't think you're supposed to use the right lane for turning

...

The STi was pretty good, there wasn't much else aside from the Sierra that challenged it at the time.

second guy was in the wrong lane

haha same

Turning car should have gone round the entire roundabout and got into the correct lane on the next pass

>LHS allows 2 cars abrest
>RHS allows 1
Ahh yes.
Excellent planning.

*parks my 2006 3 series outside*
*cracks open a can of Stella and sits on the couch*
*puts on the footie*

ahh yess

help to buy available

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stis still exist you melon

>role-playing

Lost interest by the third series. Never liked the fact that they incorporated modern music into the score, makes it less immersive and reminded me it was fiction. Loved the old clothing, and the old buildings and Birmingham pubs. A lot of buildings in Birmingham still look like what they portray in the show

what is that maverick in the ford doing

not any more mate, the dream is dead

>couch

FOY
It's a sofa/seetee

If your gonna delve into the Barratt new build life then at least do it right

What are you lads reading now?

>Tfw 300 pages left of Infinite Jest

why do you man hate new builds so much
population is growing innit
it's not everyday live in old houses, sometimes build new ones

It's a lounge tbqh
Sofa is just as much a yankism as couch

so basically its a bad idea

cheers

*shakes fist in the air*

MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THESE HOMES NEED PEOPLE

why didn't you take your shoes off?

>ask girl out for dinner
>she says this

Looks like I haven't been rejected after all wahey

Australia strikes me as the ultimate turbonormie country

>Infinite Jest

Orlando

k-on

Och aye I ken nowt oaf thae raelplaeyin shite maet git tae fuck

new builds are great

why? it's my home

*smashes into your 3 series*

>Only Cred Forums pass users can vote

"May be, I will let you know"

>>Tfw 300 pages left of Infinite Jest

capital

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you're alright mate, just be assertive about the timing for your next date

youtube.com/watch?v=Ol4XR8vIpZE

tell her you'll fuck her two cousins the next time they cockblock you like that

Tell her nah. Literally just say nah in the text and that's it

>Why yes I do come from the Heroin Kingdom of Scotland

>tfw

>A Russian reading Marx
Ironically I bet?

Why

what?

>that cheeky bead of rainwater

quite worried I'm not getting enough vitamin D

haha this 'public' 'agent' is a VERY cheeky chap!!

quantum psychology

seen it

bit gay

this lad gets it

*pulls into my Barrett newbuild semi driveway in my 2011 BMW 118d I got on finance*

Babe, I'm treating you this Saturday, we're going to the big city, London. We'll get the train there and go to the Shard, Baz from work gave me a great voucher so we can just fill ourselves up on appetisers and drinks

youtube.com/watch?v=nO8iMtAM1hg

*mutters something to the barman*
*he cracks open an ice cold Sunny D and slides it down the bar to you*
*gives you a wink*

Next person who gets dubs has to talk like he's Baneposting for the rest of the week.

>really makes you think

except it really does. can't get enough of it

bane?

/brits/ know Sunny D?

cheers

great post

VERY good game

have a headache

taleb is a fraud

yes and its fucking shit

imgur.com/gallery/KdTWJpL

thoughts

yeah they banned it here ages ago because there was too much sugar in it

don't want it

freakin' awesome

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No.

soumission and second hand time

aye.

what if you fell off the edge

Fantastic post

turns your insides tellow

wine

Capital.

NEW

A FUCK NIGGA THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
A SNITCH NIGGA THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

novo

...

two world wars and one world cup

non jf edition

You're a real funny guy, Vlad.

piketty or marx

great job

Well done everyone

Despite the fact I'm first the spastics are looking a thread war

hmm... hmmm!!!

Heard it contains meat extracts.

Marx.

I work on motorways, one of the other engineers the other day nearly got killed, packing his equipment in the back of his car, heard a noise and jumped over the barrier without looking. van went right into the back of his car where he was standing.

You seriously wouldn't believe the kind of stupid shit you see people do, best ones are when people cut off lorries.