/carib/ - JUST edition

Well that's nice

This place is shit, so we can't try

wat...

It was nice knowing you bro

kek

I am thinking about getting a drone but I am a bit wishy washy about it

rip breh, don't look like were all gonna make it.
Also I'm done doing coke, I really mean it this time, I swear.

x_x

>Also I'm done doing coke, I really mean it this time, I swear.
>

tribune242.com/news/2016/oct/02/bahamians-jamaica-offered-bahamasair-flight-saturd/
does bahamas realize there getting hit too?

>thinking about getting a drone
same here man. still need to scrape together more shekels. why the doubt though?
memes aside we might just make it afterall
wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2016/Hurricane-Matthew
aruba pls ;_;

Are you excited for Matthew

>all this rare countries
i want a passport stamp from your count.

Is there wifi in Cuba?

forgot to say:

be safe user

Be safe you guys. I went through a category 3 when I lived in Florida and although it's an interesting experience it surely can kill you. I hope you had plenty of water and canned foods. Will donate when it's over some foods pals.

I might spend all that money but I don't know how to compose shots properly etc.
so my videos may come out like shit.

And I want to go to one of your universities

Probably, yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0FyZqNp5Q

Pls rate Bequia and Mayreau, that's the two Grenadines my parents visited.

All these rare flags

>does bahamas realize there getting hit too?
We do, the average House here has an extremely strong foundation and it's better to go through hard times with family than in a foreign land.

Ahh makes sense, pretty nice song, we sing it here sometimes.

No, you.

Bequia is fuckken top but a little expencive, never been to mayreau

>pic related

Bought some chocolate last week, it was pretty good

Packaging looks nice

m8 our houses arent cardboard. the buildings up at uwi are plenty strong. i do agree about the family bit but desu for a lot of people hurricanes are more of an inconvenience

flow rider here, looking foward to the waves

It's the best packaging for anything produced on this shit hole

From the hurricane?

I already finished the sandwich

Stop copypastaing the same shit every thread you fucking beta

Klk mis vecinos , como esta esa lluvia?

I'm not going to disagree that the people there are really happy and friendly but they do live in their own world.

Ignorance is bliss and that's exactly how people there live. Not saying they're stupid but they do tend to stay on the island forever and not really try anything else, a vacation for an Aruban consists of going to Miami or somewhere else in the U.S only to shop and/or go to an amusement park. Or stay in a hotel (in Aruba). They're just ignorant of other experiences the world has to offer. I can't lie, I love my people though.

How are my cribmans doing today? Any news aside from the matthew stuff?

pls stay safe user

>According to a five-year Happiness Index study conducted by the Aruba Tourism Authority
hmm

ur gonna get fat son.

klk manin.

No ha habido lluvia hoy en mi area, pero esta frio y nublado, asi que no he salido de mi cama en todo el dia.

I almost feel bad for Haiti

the hurricane practically left us to go for them instead.

I think the hurricane made a lot of people start posting on Cred Forums

I wish Sandwiches that awesome we're sold here
>a vacation for an Aruban consists of going to Miami or somewhere else in the U.S only to shop and/or go to an amusement park
Sounds like the way we vacation
Where can I order these?

You're still getting hit thou.
Poor Haitians are gonna get rekt.
It's like what I heard some Dominicans saying, that Haiti was cursed by god due to their practice of voodoo and their use of dark magics.

>excited for Matthew
not really desu
>category 4
>tfw majority of houses in the ghettos are simply made of zinc and plyboard
Thanks m80 but I think Haiti's gonna need it more than us after it melts from the sheer amount of landslides.
true, but floodings gonna be a bitch though.
alot of people are gonna have tp go to shelter due to that and shitty housing (pic related).

>the hurricane practically left us to go for them instead.
This is quite a relief to me, I have friends in Jamaica but not Haiti.
>cursed by god due to their practice of voodoo and their use of dark magics.
Sounds like something my Grandmother would say

Yeah, but I live on the very edge of the western part of the country and it rained for probably an hour and stopped. I'm pretty sure it will get worse later but right now I'm not even sure anymore.

The sky is still cloudy though

>tfw you live in one of the communities with all the houses being made out of cinderblocks and steel

The hurricane can smell fear

I have no Idea,don't even think that you can

let's hope it's not that bad
Zinc sheets flying in Cat 4 winds will kill lots of people

I hope it can smell how angry I was for having to move all our flower pots out of harms way

Practice and perseverance is key bro. You don't have to be good when you've started learning a skill; as long as you keep improving over time. :^)

>Haiti was cursed by god due to their practice of voodoo and their use of dark magics
My sides

Portmore and Mobay are probably gonna get BTFO hard this time.

Pakistan beat the Windies by 59 runs
Brexit to begin by April

Haiti was cursed by France because France forced them to pay for the damages caused when abolishing slavery from France. Its pretty fucked

Yeah but Windies suck at Cricket now, this isnt news

>their use of dark magics
kek'd

I had to that too

>Practice and perseverance is key bro.
I'll see if anything, I'll get a Mavic pro

I'm starting to suspect that there's at least 3 Jamaicans here

This site most likely has more but I doubt Cred Forums would be the first board that comes to our minds to visit. Also the posters who are Jacan but live abroad.

Probably quite a few on Cred Forums and /vp/

More than that, bro. Either that or we're all one of two people, both with multiple personalities.

I know for sure I exist. I know you exist. Skeptical bout the other guy.

>post number goes up

Well I'll be

>tfw first time poster
>tfw noticed on first post

H-hey guys

>the rain is starting again

you forget recognizing other people from here is our superpower

Multiple Yardies

My counter part is MIA
>fuggg

3 of those are me but yeah, there's at least 4 in this thread who've posted

Ohh ok. Still, winds are no joke even that far away.

Just tuck under your blanket until it passes. Stay safe.

Now they won't be memed out of the threads. Too many of them.

Maybe if Ba Hamas was here she could do it.

>if Ba Hamas was here
I miss her....

bump for flags

me too senpai

Thanks, leaf

>tfw I never met her
I feel like I missed out on the /carib/ experience

But you met Mio poster

A true lad

I'd actually believe that desu

Yes you did,she is the greatest of shit posters

Is Cred Forums a board with sizeable regular femanons?

Yea
>Dominica-chan
>qt voiced Aruba
>Ba Hamas
>Somali chic
>Aussie waifu
Are the ones I remember

It might have been too much for you. Many anons had meme withdrawal after her departure, many of them never fully recovered.

What happened to him? Lost to the seas too?

>believing in memes
But they sure have an awful luck indeed.

Recent experiences have led me to think very very lowly of the LGBTQIA++ community

youtu.be/mdcsozmJ750

They can't seem to win

Why is it that hurricanes almost always loop around us (Puerto Rico)?

How so? Don't pay them too much mind, they are just a bunch of outspoken idiots that probably don't represent that community.

It seems to be every 5 years something has to happen and fuck them up even more.

the wind or something?

They are cursed I guess

Todavía peso 125
Bite me

>a vacation for an Aruban consists of going to Miami or to amusement parks or staying in a hotel (in Aruba)
Dafuq me too

El Mesón is starting to Spread in Florida so there's hope for you

;_;

Who didn't suck your dick?

PoLque Puerto Rico tiene un vortex que se los chupa

any body that's been to the us what is it like there?

This girl I like has a turbo gay friend who seems to be sabotaging my advances

Like ochi but cleaner neater and people seem to have more money in general.parking lots are huge, I saw a small rollercoaster in a mall, everything is bigger and better. NYC was like nothing else I've ever experienced and the city that never sleeps meme is true.

It basically makes you realize just how shit here is even though it can be max comfy sometimes

Seems like it.

>Todavía peso 125
ur a small guy

It's a big place.

Maybe he's after her too. Or maybe he's after you.

>tfw never been to ochi

Come to think of it, I haven't really been around the island all that much at all. Is Ochi as magical as they say?

>he still hasn't seen my nudes
Lel

>people seem to have more money in general
Yep
>indoor rollercoasters
Yep
>everything is bigger and better
Sometimes
>NYC is GOAT
Pretty much
>it basically makes you realize just how shit here is
Ikftb
I felt like shit when I had to leave Miami this summer

I saw the ones you posted when you pierced you nips.

I just thought you were taller, thus heavier.

>>NYC is GOAT
NYC sucks.
But it's good for visiting.

to me ochi might as well be another country. the roads are good, the place is reasonably clean and well maintained, sea breeze, the place looks great.

id live there if i had a choice

its expensive tho

Omg also THE ROADS HAVE NO POTHOLES LIKE NOWHERE I WAS SO BEWILDERED

>It basically makes you realize just how shit here is
self hate detected

The only thing I wish we got from America was their cheaper and more varied food desu. I want Twizzlers to be common here.

Not much to say besides Ceader Point was GOAT

Make me, faggot
>Also I'm done doing coke, I really mean it this time, I swear.

>self hate detected
Lolno it's the actual truth

>make me, faggot
That's what my bf tells me when he wants me to kiss him

Wait, were you this user?
Did you smash?

>sabotaging my advances
Screw her then you needn't a women who keeps such company
>Somali chic
>Aussie waifu
Oh Gawd I missed it all
>LGBTQIA++ community
There comes a point where having an acronym is defeated by it's shear length

I had to get past a disappearing captcha to give you this (You) so you better appreciate it

LGBTQIA++
Id like to say some of that was made up but....I dont even know anymore

>self hate detected
senpai, dont even try to defend the crumbling sidewalks, disorganization and foot deep potholes

the hospitals where people die while waiting for treatment, the understaffed and underfunded school system

the difficulty in finding the simplest of shit to buy, the fact that houses are outfitted with fucking bars on the windows

i can keep going

>Wait, were you this user?
Yeah
>Did you smash?
Of course, ate her from her pussy to her crack.
She was pretty bad at sex though.
Ayyyy papi ,^)

w-where do you live senpai, I experience none of these to the extent you're talkin lol. Except window grills because that seems like a normal thing to keep robbers out?

I'll give you pot holes. It'd be nice if the government remembered rural places exist

>youtube.com/watch?v=xGE4dnrPPZQ
Jamaica please make more movies

youtube.com/watch?v=FPimgef1_9A

kingston

>I experience none of these to the extent you're talkin lol
cmon now

>Except window grills because that seems like a normal thing to keep robbers out?
thats a normal line of thinking until you go abroad and people will tell you that they sometimes dont even lock their doors. ofc this doesnt apply to certain areas but even in those you dont see windows sporting jail chic

>It'd be nice if the government remembered rural places exist
they dont even remember that kingston has roads

>the difficulty in finding the simplest of shit to buy
>Kingston
nigga I live in the middle of nowhere and that isnt a problem.

>thats a normal line of thinking until you go abroad and people will tell you that they sometimes dont even lock their doors
There's places like that here too.

The real problem comes from viewing these countries as one thing all the time, when they're all several things at once with good and bad shit all over. You can a shitty place and have a nice place like 5 minutes away. That's pretty much the Kingston experience actually. Nothing you said is particularly unique to here. Especially shitty school systems.

I dont like or hate this place much more than anywhere else and got over wishing I could live somewhere else ages ago. I know that wherever I could wish to live, if I was there I'd be wishing to live another place anyways.

[spoiler]That being said, video game prices here are fucking bullshit, I dont want to have to preorder Pokemon Moon from america[/spoiler]

>spoilers dont work here
REEEEEE FUCK THIS BOARD

>nigga I live ...
ok. find a good variety of comfortable steel toes that arent no name bs. next find a good pair of cargo pants that arent chinkshit quality in horrendous camos. finally find me a good reliable local supply of military history and firearms books

>I dont like or hate this place much more than anywhere else
you're alone on that one m8. the fact is some places are just better and if you could get set up properly in the us im sure you'd take the chance. there are problems here that while they exist elsewhere are still handled better

vidya prices are bullshit and it forced me to go digital. i cant keep paying 11k for a 60usd game especially when i can buy that game with no taxes.

that being said that also goes back to finding goods because even when you can find stuff the markup is ridiculous. i needed some boots and ended up shelling out about 25k on some timbs when that could have bought a nice pair of welted boots made with high quality leather

This thread smells of weed now

>clothes
well there's your problem. In that you choose something I have no interest in and cant comment on. I just wear things. Sucks for you though. Must be hard. But you can find those books online, duh.

>if you could get set up properly in the us im sure you'd take the chance
Sure, if I could get a nicer place here I'd take it too. It's neither here nor there for me. All I can really do to respond to you is shrug. And I dont think I'm alone in that desu.

>digital
just use ShipMe. Well I guess it's fine for a console gamer but damn I'd hate if all my 3DS games were digital.

Dang, I already used my weed Pepe. Say this again next thread ok?

I cleaned out my bellybutton
My bellybutton hurts now

Ofcourse newfag, there's nothing you can spoil here
But i do enjoy blacktext

>In that you choose something I have no interest in and cant comment on. I just wear things. Sucks for you though. Must be hard. But you can find those books online
>it doesnt matter that you cant find that stuff

Sure, if I could get a nicer place here I'd take it too.
>well im not sitting here wishing, it is what it is but it still is objectively shit

>ShipMe
shipping costs outweighs any benefits. for the small additional amout after purchase+shipping id rather have it now

true, all the weedmen have come out of the woodwork today.

Sometimes I think I want to be a politician so I can help solve these issues. But you know how the cronyism is?
>mfw pic-related will never happen
>tfw Singapore (you know what I mean)

Ma niggah :^)

>youtube.com/watch?v=fsye3bqrmxQ

If I were to reveal my newfag nature, at least I did it by spoilering rather than those people who insults someone for having desu in their post. That's always hilarious

all I can say is I hope you find a place you end up being happy with

what happens when we die

Well it depends on your Religious belief.
But personally I feel you just lose consciousness and feel,remember and think nothing just as it as before you were born.

You know when you fall asleep but you don't remember any of your dreams so it was more like a black out? Like that but you never wake up.

>Jamaicans being afraid of a hurricane not named Gilbert

There won't even be a dancehall song about Matthew desu

>go outside to buy some bread.
>while waiting for my number, sit beside someone
>Dumb idiot spilled her coffee all over my top when her turn was called.

It burns, shitty ass beginning of the week already.

How is /carib/ doing today?

-Checked- XYZ4 -Dominica-

>Dumb idiot spilled her coffee
#rude
this is why you're still a virgin

-Checked- XYZ4 -Saint Lucia-

There was a funny video about it

bad start man

>Jewmaican

Lol, the king of eternal Arsenal threads himself.
Wut?

>XYZ4
>Z4

Maybe one day.

Just enjoying this holiday, bit hot tho.

>holiday
Lucky

Yeah, "Thanksgiving".

Because, apparently, there were a few holidays spanning across the end of Sep and starting of October and one year they decided to make it one.

Or so my cousin told me.

im not a virgin.

Also smiling after getting hot coffee spilled on you won't make you magically lose your virginity.

my skin in that area hurts ((

What holiday? Any plans for the rest of the day?

>What holiday.
Plans? Not much, there's this book on engineering I've been reading as a perquisite to 'machine learning' so there's that.

A cousin said he might come over later to help him with some work, not much else.

Bumping 4 carib

weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-matthew-caribbean-haiti-jamaica-cuba-bahamas-forecast-oct2

rip in pepperoni Haiti

>crumbling sidewalks, disorganization and foot deep potholes

m8, I counted 47 potholes on my road today, (about 250 metres long). I'd say at least 5 were about 3-4 inches deep, and I live in an urban area of 90,000

We used to have 19 holidays, a bill was passed a year ago to lower that number to 15

you still holding on lads

sucks mayne

I've never heard of that

>mfw a lecturer says he expects many bodies

the void is coming

except this is more like if that was the case in the center of london

they should have stopped the voodoo desu

>weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-matthew-caribbean-haiti-jamaica-cuba-bahamas-forecast-oct2
Holy shit, the entire Bahamas is getting a direct hit from that storm.
>mfw Flooding is the only real threat these storms pose to us
Our house is elevated at least and we may finally see the Defense Force use the new boats they got.

wew. That's strange.

damn

I already gave up desu

How are you doing?

Is that really their crime?

Frustrated, I need these people to reject of confirm me but I am stuck in limbo

>they should have stopped the voodoo desu
but vodou is cool!

Jesus, they still have not replied?

what the fuck mang.

Hey what's up guys? I'm thinking about signing up for the armed forces instead of going through with college, opinions?

Excellent taste in Amusement parks

Don't do it unless you've given up on life.

get started on your disposable cup raft m8

idk but nothing goes well for them

its the devil

I haven't though, it's just college and living my life in an office building isn't how I want my life to go. The armed forces is a better option imo, I'm gonna get really fit and see if I can shoot for special forces. Btw, does the U.S allow you guys to serve?

Seeing how they are citizens I'd say yes

Yup, we can. My dad served from the mid 70s to mid 80s.

But you have to be aware, while the training and experience you get is a very important thing you get, you also must think about the amounts of brainwashing you get, also the fact that you will be a tool of the state. Hopefully you won't be shipped and won't have to threaten or murder people, or get threatened and murdered by those same people.

True, very true. And with Hillary most likely getting elected the likelihood I'm going to have to fight the Russkies is pretty high. But, it's more reasonable than the other idea I had which was to join the foreign legion as a way to move to France. If I were to do that then I'm basically guaranteed to be an asshole to somebody.

Well yeah sounds great if you can get Commissioned or can become a warrant officer and fly choppers, then go for it mate.

I think I'd actually be one of the first guys in line for officers' school since I'm an eagle scout, but I don't necessarily want to make a career out of it y'know?

all these rare flags

Kek, was the arguement that the country wasn't being productive enough?

Tried calling yourself?

Very.

I'm on mobile and my flag shows up as Barbados now.

Kys Flow. Only reason I'm on mobile is because of their inconsistency.

Which Branch ?
I'd join the Navy or Coast Guard if I could

>Kek, was the arguement that the country wasn't being productive enough?
Y-yes

>does the US allow you guys to serve?
That's the only reason thwy gave us "citizenship"

Why don't Jamaicans post on Cred Forums ever, surely you have politics that would be interesting to discuss

You possibly could, there are ways you can sign up for the armed forces even if you aren't a citizen. I think I'd go for navy myself, but I'm really not totally sure what I want to do.

Did blow at work today with a co-worker, lads.
How do people go through a day without the devils dandruff? Also, is Jamaica kill?

>rare

also Cred Forums is garbage and memes and not even the fun kind

Sounds fun man, what do you do that actually allows you to get away with something like that?

>Cred Forums
>actually discussing politics and not just memeimg and shit posting

>its fucking nothing

i kinda wanted to see a cat 4 desu

I do maintenance for a resort, I was working in an unoccupied room, painting, touching up furniture, servicing the a/c, etc. Dude comes in and asks if I want to do a bump.

weather.com/news/news/hurricane-matthew-latest-news-0
One confirmed death in Haiti.

Don't die

I-is everybody OK?

>2 feet (0.6 m) of rain expected in some places
>Haiti is 90% deforested

There are probably going to be thousands of deaths.

I hope everyone ITT is OK. Stay safe Jamaicanons, Bahamianons, and whoever else might be in harm's way over the next few days

>the crumbling sidewalks,
>foot deep potholes

B-b-but that only happens under libertarianism

Any updates from the storm, Caribes?

i NEED a puertorriqueña gf

Second that, praying for you guys.

don't hurricanes and stuff happen every year in /carib/?

Not cat4

And it's not like they sweep across every single island every year. south Florida hasn't been hit in 10+ years now.

First time i've heard this song in my life. Where have you heard it? at church?

what are you on about, anybody is capable of mismanagement

it didnt even rain wtf

The tails of the hurricane have brought plenty of rain here
How the fuck does it not rain over there?

idk, it was drizzling last night and now its a little overcast with some sun. it might rain later but its weird

only way to explain this is Haitian voodoo magic

This, it was raining like s son of a bitch last night.

...

wow its' fucking nothing

This thing was supposed to hit what, 8 hours ago? Where are the dead niggers, not even a small wind here in florida.

Another meme hurricane.

Jamaican english must be the furthest pidgin from actual english

RARE?

This thread is the heaven of rare flags

meme indeed. barely got rain yesterday/last night and its sunny now

yeah, its pretty much its pretty far out there

Bajan is even worse imo.

Unlike Jamaica we are projected to get a direct hit, I've just finished securing my house with shutters and I stocked on supplies,fuel and Ammo(For Hunting of course :^) ).
I'm ready for the worst but hoping for the best.

stay safe my brothers and sisters living on the opposite side of the world

Do you guys that when the Castro bros will die, Cubans are going to shitpost about Florida and America as a whole?