/brit/

better than a fucking leaf edition and anime nonce edition

Don't be that guy

Howling
Get a look at this runt lads

wew

sorry lad, was out yesterday :P

also i need some suggestions on steam games

two world wars and one world cup

do dah

rate the gf lads

Found this pic in the attic

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>rolling tobacco

I'm going to work in 20 minutes

OF COURSE

>people exist who have cute gfs who love them, kiss them, cuddle them and have tender passionate sex with them

really quite mental

am not a german

Going out for a rip later with a bud since it's his birthday.

Did anyone see the black moon last night?

bloody racist

what did he mean by this

Tyrone drop his knickers in the club did he?

I done fondled your mas moon fruityboy

Nah mate, was too dark to see it.

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Which country is more like Trigger from Only Fools and Horses?

if no one starts giving suggestions for steam games im NOT gonna be happy about this

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hmmmm

suspiciously quiet in college tonight

I hope the normies don't have some sort of surprise up their sleeves

literally all me except my gf likes rough sex, gets tender in the post orgasm cuddling stage

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can't wait for another saturday night with the lads on /brit/

been waiting all week

I've been playing RimWorld recently, bit late to the party but I quite like it desu

railroad tycoon 2

what type of game

Going to Greater London's house later for a bowl of goat head stew and a bottle of Supermalt.

wales

What kind of games Sven?

Thoroughly enjoyed the PC port of Dragon's Dogma, myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=dCY2PipKlXk

what THE FUCK IS THAT ACCENT

What is even popular with normies at this point?

I happen to be that bald fellow with the nasty gash above his left eyebrow seated snugly in the mid right section

been invited out but just by melts at work who like to go to shitty clubs that play chart music and go home at 2 am and talk about how drunk they were

Fuck.
Skyrim*

liking the runt sacks hanging in the back

Saturday college? Waaaa

Black skinny jeans ripped at the knees, black nike roche trainers, hair which is tapered short and gets longer towards the top.

are the irish still god fearing farmers?

total war, Rome 2 or attila

doing a poo

xaxaxaxaxa

You probably wouldn't be able to afford the train here

I happen to be, yes

you made this post earlier today

Tonight might be fun

Pic related

Crusader Kings 2

Swedish game

I go to a collegiate university

someone please
what part of the country is the cameraman from?

canadians fuck off

>costco alcohol

what's that like?

nearly everyone outside of dublin is

>select tinder pics where you're with other women who are all very attractive
>women instantly think you're either rich, have a big dick or have some desirable trait

Surprisingly OKish in my experience.

going to greater london's house to poo on his doorstep

I'm taking a Megabus x

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wont be going to greater london's house

Norman getting home after a bad day at work:
>welcomed home by his cute gf
>hot, nutritious dinner already on the plate
>sits down to enjoy his tasty meal and enjoys stimulating intellectual discussion with his other half
>relieves the stress of his day by emptying his ballsack of semen buried up to the hilt in a piping hot, tight, wet vagina while his gf's legs coil around him and she softly moans into his ear that she loves him

Me getting home from work:
>tesco finest ready meal bunged in the micro for 5 mins 30 seconds
>eat it alone sitting on my bed browsing the chon
>go to bed frustrated and suicidal

west country?

>Bourbon
youtube.com/watch?v=ui0NjNM82iM

>Buying Paradox games
Good goy

Apparently there Vodka is better than Grey Goose

dont like pakis

THE CANADIAN SITS ALONE IN HIS ABODE DRINKING HIS LIFE AWAY IN A SPECTACLE KNOWN AS
(RUNT LIFE)
THE SPICED RUM IS A SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR JOY IN THE EYES OF THE LEAF LIVING A
(RUNT LIFE)

Nice double dubs

>Apparently there Vodka is better than Grey Goose

How can vodka be better / worse than each other?

You're forgetting normies don't like intellectual discussion, they like streaming countless shit on Netflix all the time.

>Ready meal burger
Tell me it isn't a Rustlers, user? Those things are vile.

ITS FUCKING RAIN

D.A.K

16.10.16

As you command, captain

not reading any of these

>tesco finest
And I'm meant to pity you? FOB get out of my sight Rockefeller oligarch twat

don't feed koala after midnight
they turn into drop bears

Didn't say anything about a burger lad, get your brain checked out.

cant decide if booze is normie or abnormie

Best Charles Dickens book lads?

Nothing will happen

Something is wrong with South Australia lads
Hmm...

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>going out on a saturday
>not going out on a friday

Elite dangerous. Think it's on sale at the moment too.

Also postal 2 is 99 cents and is old but gold

is this true? seems depressing

Alcohol is VERY normie. Drugs are abnormie.

I like Edwin Drood and Bleak House

I'm saving Our Mutual Friend as the last thing I read before I die.

>16.10.16
Only 12 months in the year lad

Chamber of Secrets

sounds posh

If you don't pronounce it Dahnce then frankly there's something wrong with you.

>Americans go hiking/boating/camping every week

ah yes !

no
we can do any of those things here, he's probably some london paki

They were all dogshit, Dickens was a hack, he had nothing on thackeray

yeah most people don't do any outdoor activities like that

Weed is the normiest shit here.

can you walk around in spess stations in that
pilot big ships?
or is it just fighter gameplay?

>dance, pants, aunts

I don't know how Australians say this though

drugs like md and coke are very normie

Well it would appear i do not have the willpower or focus to roll a cigarette when pis drunk

Lads are coming to pick me up in half an hour so I may shitpost ehere till then

Over n out

LOL

>i;d rather stay in and browse the 'chon, girls are waste of time, they don't appreciate a true gentleman such as myself.

>Drugs are abnormie

kek, fuck off you runt

how Norman runt ACTUALLY spends his night
>get home from working overtime without extrra pay and a busy commute home
>sit down for his three hours of free time before he needs to be in bed in order to wake up for tomorrow morning commute.
>has to listen to his gf/wife bitching about something while he just wants to zone out and watch trashy tv
>goes to bed without sex because gf is mad and he's too tired
>wakes up at 5am so he can have a quick breakfast and rush to beat the traffic

Have you accepted him as your saviour?

hmmm the normies are getting louder

not a good sign

barely functioning semi normie here ama

me in the red

youtube.com/watch?v=HrLrW5_IaAM&feature=youtu.be

Big Al looks a bit like Bam Margera there

excellent from what ive heard

Pronounce them the same as you lads 2bh, which is why South Australia is weird

>be russian
>in the day: go to a store
>At night: stay at home.

Tonight might be fun

Pic related

What are normies going to complain about when Donald becomes president next month? I bet they'll do something similar like with the Brexit vote and demand a second counting or something.

dance rhymes with pantas

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TINY

>ywn shag her

youtu.be/Tn-qE-h7s84

Weird Al's gone a bit avant garde with his videos

Hmm..
*takes notes on my clip board*
Another runt for the incinerator

Which one would you marry?

>Not picking Leone or Esdeath

i really want to be british

at least for a few weeks

doubt donald will be president

it's so boring being sober

go to club? yn

Gin > vodka

Why is he walking towards the portraitist?

That's the one who killed her/himself

vice.com/en_ca/read/an-edmonton-woman-killed-herself-after-being-busted-by-creep-catchers

why?

The elevated trainline of the J line and the A
Where I first encountered the likes of Baby168
Stan, Iz the Wiz, K56, T.K.A
Kingpin throwups and way back then was it
Who i saw rippin i ride up on the inside rode E
As I progressed to the 7 yard, early Johnny D
Caine, Officer147, C.I.A
Fuzz, Comet, Blade, Ajax and Angelduster
Cuttin school with Roman, hittin my first uni-wide
Ridin the L, overlookin the handball courts
A giant top to bottom flame, Demo T.P.A
Ghost T.M.R, Ezo C.U.K
Switchin gears, Later on towards the end
Who could forget the Mass of Destruction
Led by Quik, Sach and Min
Destroyin all lines of thought, the Vamp Squad were bugged
I was a young kid, watchin these writers styles that bugged
Fab Five Freddy, Doc mono, then Slug
I was a young kid, watchin these writers styles that bugged
Futura, Lee, Kay Park, Dirty Slug
I keep it movin like Flint 707

ill let you lads decide what i do tonight

strawpoll.me/11342105

strawpoll.me/11342105

strawpoll.me/11342105

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is that a man or a woman?

It's mostly space trucking but you can land on planets and explore with an srv. Combats a bit meh but does the job

If dubs I at least have a solid chance of getting a decent gf who genuinely loves me

Have u accepted esoteric jahanism as your affiliated political ideology yet? I certainly have

youtu.be/0nrwaRnZ1eM

he unironically will be unless its rigged

Dance = long a sound
Aunts = long a sound
Pants = short a sound

Liquore>Gin > vodka

what happens when most of your national housing stock is row houses

>he stays in on friday
>he stays in on saturday

always y. as a general rule try to socialise as often as possible

hmm
not really laughing any more, even if it was a mentally ill tranny

Felt really thirsty this morning so I drank loads of juice and then vomited

>5.7 of my house in a canadian house
yeah bollocks
where are these micro houses dragging down our average? does it include mohammeds cupboard which he rents out in london?

rasheed
because /brit/ makes it seem like a comfy place to live

BRITISH

youtube.com/watch?v=TYi3xYoT8rs
getting my autism on lads

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finna cop these

>unless its rigged

ah yes, i predict rorkes will totally accept their defeat in november

dont know anyone though

Fuck all 3 of them in the bums

so depressed

SHACKS

Cannot agree with you more

*does The Bartman*

>because /brit/ makes it seem like a comfy place to live

why?

WE ARE WEREWOLVES

NOT SWEARWOLVES

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tell me about Bane

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>6 fucking britthreads on Cred Forums

what the fuck are you guys doing?

me on the right in the thumbnail

ah yes

TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THAT MASK?

>reversing the sign direction

you crafty russian

Today was the first day in months I spent entirely indoors

short a on all but the last

not sexually attracted to any of them

desu 5 and 6 is a bit much, its more like a low 6 and a 4

nah

just because it does ok stop badgering me

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mmm... nah

Going to have a shower and drink some cider in there if I don't come back in 20 minutes, I've slipped and died.

>PAEYUNTZ

t. yank

ill pray for you x

I hate you all

well excuse me for being curious about what people find comfy about my culture

fucking twat

i believe it's about that time i start drinking until i cry and pass out

jesus, this other swede that thinks we can have a swedish edition...

always ruining my internet status fucking christ

alri lol

But I love you.

>fifa17
>released in 2016

perplexing

but why

decided im gonna get on the beers and if after 2 i feel like it ill go out with the work runts

>This flight plan lists Smee, Maimen Here but only Juan O'View.

Who was Juan O'View?

>2016

err that was last year mate, you been living under a rock?

post high quality grime

not really the hard to understand, its released in September

Fight me then. No?
Thats what I thought.

>

Can't believe it isn't even 8 lads

Want to fucking kill myself

If you live in the west theres definitely a huge culture of that. Most of my friends and their friends went almost every week in the summer. I do live in Colorado though

living in a small town and going to the pub on friday nights with your friends seems like maximum comfy

doesnt exist

Stardogs?

youtube.com/watch?v=RRLLPavaSwo

It's alright mate, we all know you as the one good Swede

youtube.com/watch?v=OuFOs1Zwi7Q

Big tune

>high quality grime

Imagine living in a yank-sized cardboard box lads

Christ...

youtube.com/watch?v=4bMQTU2iI1E

redbull.com/uk/en/music/stories/1331811531940/grime-a-side-watch-all-the-matches

Based

how many girls you dating lads?
2 over here

idk

what is it impossible to live in a small town in america and go to a bar?

ill admit yes a pub is more comfy than yank bars but its the same shit at the end of the day

youtube.com/watch?v=vtyxejQfA9k

(the Nottingham v Manny one)

-3

fuck ed balls 2bh

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you're WRONG
now THIS is high quality grime
biggest tune of the decade

youtube.com/watch?v=Oba9M3DaL68

still haven't seen a new fiver lads

unironically grew up in a 15,000sq ft house that was built in 1786 that my family inherited through seven generations haha

three stories and a basement and all that

and 298 acres of forest to get lost in

haha nice one lads

seeing solomun in november lads cant wait

poo sliding out

>quality grime
runt central

Yeah but we dont have as long a history remember, you guys have really old stuff

Also british women are amazing

enjoying iOS 10 so far

wow, fascinating

*goes and talks to someone else*

>Also british women are amazing
mate...

fucking HATE it

>british women are amazing

this is bait

getting my teeth whitened next time i get paid lads

tell me about the girls youre dating senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=ApE-aqTPYWM

FOUND A VIDEO OF POLEABOO

How much does that sort of thing cost?

hmm

if elba becomes the next bond future historians will point to that moment as the death of britain

today is the first day since summer i've felt the need to put the heating on
VERY comfy right now

around 300 quid i think

hm? err about 10 to 10 mate
*turns back around*

Where to learn British English?
All is in amiricon English.
>implying /brit/

>Also british women are amazing

stuff in the UK is very old

it's awesome

you can be walking along on a millenia-old stone pathway and think nothing of it. just imagine all the millions of people who have walked on those stones through the ages. cool stuff

fuck off yank
no one cares about teeth here unless you're on the only way is essex or they're proper bad

>Also british women are amazing
lol

really wish i was a yank lads

Have a sneaking suspicious you're from Essex

>people who call dinner "tea"
not a fan

Does it last a decent amount of time (assuming I drink a normal amount of tea/coffee)?

same lad

so so comfy

...

I heard it fucks them up, is it a one time thing or does it mean your teeth will get stained again really easily? My teeth are seriously fucked.

I can teach you

It's a perfectly acceptable name you poof

one is thicc and the other is like a pretty arty girl
haven't actually been on a date with the 2nd yet (going tomorrow) but she asked me over tonight but then backed out then said she regretted backing out

English literature 2bqh

just discovered there's a rapper from london called DAVE looooool

also known as SANTANDAVE loooooool

and when they asked why he goes by santandave he said it was because he used to use santander for bank fraud so he just put his name in it loooooooooooooool

Trying to cut down on sugar lads

Sorry, not accepting Aussie opinions on this topic

Christ, it's worse than I first thought

3,2,1,4

>implying there are people living in the middle

hondas will never EVER be fancy no matter how many convertibles they make

would cream myself if i was in the room when this happened

youtu.be/zstGpA-UMFY?t=1h59m50s

people actually live in Tasmania? mind blown

my local pub has unironically been in business since the early 1300's (dont wanna say the exact date because doxxable info haha)

hahahahahaha yanks will never know that feel

>blood nose

literal fucking nuclear apocalypse mutant tier

Well!
I wish to learn British pronunciation, because my is very bad. I already had post it in the last thread.
TEACH ME
What book?

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aw thats cute. good luck with the pretty girl f_a_m

>blood nose

Your country has been taken over by runts, Bruce.

1 2 3 4
Easy

Tasmania is max /comfy/ tbqh

Naff off you Polish pillock
Will utterly deck you if open up your Polski Sklep down 'ere

ah yes did the man hit the play on his macbook

do you think you'll still be alive at 30 lads?

tasmania is the only habitable bit

glad im a yank

Probably, knowing my luck

good lad

mine*

fuck off slag

need your local pub out of business

Didn't notice any drastic change in music

thanks, it worked I'm alive

what do you lot call it? Bloody nose right?

I am 30

Gf just sent me this

Nose bleed

I alternate between feeling fantastic and wanting to kill myself.

EEEEEEEER

Curry should be here soon, lads.
I'll be sure to keep you updated.

bleeding snorter

wish she'd just fucking die

stupid cunt

why haven't you killed yourself?

i know its just a banger haha x

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sounds like you're a bi polar bear :3

a rumbly shnoz

rasheed

nosebleed is when it just happens randomly, bloody nose is when you get punched in the face

THIS IS A TRICK

DO NOT GET INTO THIS POSTER'S THREAD

HE WILL RAPE YOU

she's fucking mad

fuck off

Communists in the coke-chute.

god works in mysterious ways

how do we save sweden

I'll let time do it for me

30 was 8 years ago for me. haha

>I post on /brit/

she has the same birthday as me, spooky

So why did Angelina divorce Brad Pitt anyway? Did he batter his kid on a plane or something?

We don't.

lowkey Notts mentioned?

she looks class

would fuck every one of these girls tbphwyl
youtube.com/watch?v=4dL9RWFcJmI

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