/brit/

good edition

ov me head m8 shag her inte the gobber around town dig it fucker bolox mate you know what i mean?

Do Americans or foreigners even know Kevin and Perry Go Large exists? I'd really love to see how they would react to such a film.

youtube.com/watch?v=QX_GQvxqf4M
absolutely ridiculous choone

i tried to watch it but i couldn't

think i had to be there

sums up sweden really doesnt it

why won't this girl fucking reply to me?

rice crispies

maybe she has hayfever?

your votes have been counted and verified....

im staying in

do swedes even exist anymore?

i thought sweden got taken over by somalians

got sick of this meme after about three posts

very good edition

she went to get 'a tissue'

Why do the English have so disgusting teeth? They should pump about £350M into their health care system to improve the teeth of their people. They look like trolls, srs

>I browse the 'chon

raining oot

She's changing into her pyjamas

reminder that /brit/ is a normie general

Wow. You do realise this thread is full of British people, right? Do you have no tact?

doing a file repair

most people's teeth are fine though?

>Any British, Irish or Commonwealth citizen over the age of 21 may be nominated for membership of the House of Lords. It will decline to consider any nominee who is not resident in the United Kingdom for tax purposes.

She'd have to move to London

You guys realize he started this at 14 42? BEFORE YOURE ALLOWED TO MAKE A NEW THREAD????????????

Comfy aye

i learned a new word today /brit/

petrichor

>Pimping out £350m into our health care
Oh, just like how Germans are giving away Refugees 500 euros a month for nothing and basically paying them to live there?

not sure if danelad or just a dumb kraut

My teeth are pretty alright just small and yellow due to poor cleaning

Think I may have overdone it with the ol' drugs tonight lads; can barely focus my eyes on the screen.

WAHAHEY LADS
I wasn't even trying to get this.
Is this compass thing an American invention?

I don't fee like a radical centrist.
I feel moderately right wing.

where can i learn british english

/brit/ is filled with reddit mongs

>Irish

Why the fuck do they get preferential treatrment

anyone want to be my mate

The meme generation sucks

Gen. M

Good lad

youtube.com/watch?v=kkQFAdCx_3U
underrated choon

Potentially might have Thyroid eye disease lads, anyone else here experienced it?

Did she post more pics?

>someone reposted my webm

yay :3

We still own them, it's just on the down-low

i have your fucking flag filtered you stupid fucker, fuck off do not make our threads you paki nonce twat would stamp your fucking neck stupid bastard

I'm a massive rorke and I always get left-libertarian on that thing.

Yeah lad where do you live? Quite keen to meet up for a pint and a chat.

orly

we only listen to grime here

Standing at the cliff-edge of reality lads. My childhood hopes and dreams have disappeared. I am now imminently entering the world of dreariness and lost dreams that is adulthood.

Send link of test

Green is probably the best square if you have to

Got third eye disease desu.

same haha

Click on Take the Test at the bottom of the paragraph.

politicalcompass.org/

test is bullshit

Desperately need a piss.

Jokes on you lad; I always dreamed of working in a call centre for £16.5k per annum.

shut up and pay your taxes, serf

ye u get over it

should've done that in the shower too

got a space at a uni for next year but i dunno if i want to go to that uni anymore

i'm getting cold feet lads

what do i do

put some slippers on x

its a load of bs. i know back in the day the guy who made it had saying you support gun rights makes you authoritarian, because you support use of force against political opponents. it's literally just some random guy on the internet's opinions

alri

I'm not sure

Masturbate, then decide

Shut up and have another beer

ye u get over it

been told so many times I 'could be hit by a bus tomorrow' I'm afraid to go outside incase I get hit by a bus

If you don't have any other options, then go to that uni. Uni's great tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74

can you go for a bit and then drop out with no penalties as long as you do it before a certain date?
we do that here

What's your plan B? It's probably pretty shitty in comparison i bet

i live in the west midlands

i've never been to a pub with anyone but i am drinking at the moment

where do you live

Don't go if it's UCLan though

Gross!!

theres better tests
that one is really shite

I actually hold very strong beliefs on a lot of shit.

I guess it just balances out.

>Don't like the NSA spying on people
>Don't think government should make porn illegal
>Don't want religion being forced upon children in schools

>Believe in free markets (but said protectionism may be necessary in rare instances)
>Believe in firm immigration system
>Believe in capital punishment

I have radical opinions on everything so that makes me a centrist?

I don't think so.

Thou shalt hearken to me if thee doth wisheth to speaketh British English with glee

Public transport doesn't even come to my side of town. Even 16 year olds have their own cars.

youtu.be/zstGpA-UMFY?t=1h58m55s

hnng my fucking dick

one question was like 'if globalism is inevitable it should primarily serve peoples needs and not multinational corporations'
gee thats not leading someone a certain way

i don't at the moment but i could reapply and get other options

yeah i definitely want to go to uni i'm just getting cold feet with this specific one (leicester)

youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

fuck lads jahan took a dive off the deep end

Adolf

Borneo Function

Praise Allah lads

So apparently we were thee ones to first invent concentration camps. Its where we kept Saffa women and children during the Boer war, and was the Nazi's main inspiration for their own death camps.

Just our luck. yet ANOTHER British invention that foreigners improve upon and do better than us. Its like those Russian football hooligans all over again. Fucking embarrassing

Reapply with better grades or reapply with the same grades?

*Drops 10 mds*

yeaaaaaaaaaahhh

You sound like a fucking Nazi

corporations are people

is it possible to change your name to Adolf Hitler?

Nowt wrong with Leicester desu, I know a lot of people there who had a decent time

youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs

very relaxing choon from the netherlands

Buddy's gonna try to shoot up a school and give himself an asthma attack

fuck you nigger the test says I'm a centrist so that's what I am.

youtube.com/watch?v=jQZ0D-_u-2g

big fan of ahrar al-sham's video production quality lads

anyone know if this is achievable natty?

The Spanish were to first to use them, in Cuba

another excellent choon from the kankershits
youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

>was about to make fun of him
>realise i have the same body

youtube.com/watch?v=S93lvQ4Ukg8

Good poem about the war with Russia

submit to socialism and youre good senpai

pics

spekr.org/
this is better

imagine posting on Cred Forums past the age of 24

My Jewish teacher emphasized this very heavily.

pissing my self laughing

Horrendous """choon""" you fucking bender

End thyself

>Sweden edition

Your'e all welcome.

t. 24 year old

hahaha lad do the truffle dance weeeeeeeeeeey
*jiggles your belly*

fuck off paki

would have blown my brains out t b h

same grades (bbb)

always wanted to go to more of a big fun city with loads of people loads of clubs new shit to do all time, dunno if leicester is that place, considering sheffield although seems very a white place

yeah just be a brexit supporter

4 /brit/ threads

janny is gonna do his NUT

Forgot I had that twat's DJ set open in the background and ended up quite enjoying it

he never said it was a so called 'choon' are you illiterate

I can't tell if Gordon is a man or a woman

My dinner tonight is Pepperamis and Stella

you're just going to stop posting one day aye?

was called handsome by a man

brexit supporter here and I'd like to see you say that to my face

no i'll just be ridiculed

bit gay

He looks like a little boy

gay desu

I'm 24 and I fucking, fucking hate this place

It has gotten so stale since 2007 holy fuck

yeah, true I suppose

How weird is it to call my gay British friend I'm going to meet up with and have sex with "lad" when I'm not British myself? How common is it over there

Not sure how likely you are to get more offers than you already got if you re-apply with the same grades. I say that, but I got an offer from a uni that had turned me down the year before with the same grades. Not too sure if I'd personally risk the re-application in your situation though.

But then clubs and shit like that aren't my kind of thing, so that wouldn't factor in my decision the way it would for you.

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>Nowt wrong with Leicester desu

this is the accommodation

stop posting lads, you're embarrassing yourselves

High quality post

In the future when he rules the world all children will not grow up with a mother but fed milk from his tits. Everyone will call him mommy. A true nanny state.

>there are three (THREE) swedes here right now
my internet cred: -100

should've posted you're face then

Your history teacher is teaching very modern history. The Euros were fucking embarrassing for us but I'm not sure it was significant enough to teach to American children

thought so mate
think on

Why do people wear undies like that? Where do they even sell them?

you now remember ZZZAP

youtube.com/watch?v=q4afw0uzXpE

who's side are they on?

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Did they stop building midway through the the second floor?

Australians ARE NOT good people

The shittier the accommodation, the more fun the people there have. You seem like your making excuses lad. I almost bailed out before i started uni, but going was one of the best decision I ever made.

he cant keep getting away with this!

rebels

just got a death grips ticket lads, 75 euro absolute robbery desu

lived in similar accommodation
it's the people that make it

Dont know why but I got an urge to beat this guy up.

omg hej famalam

>undies

>absolute robbery desu
you take that back

seamless boxer briefs lad
best underwear I've had, looks good and no labels or seams to make you itchy

Why ;_;

what do you do when you lose interest in everything except wanking and drinking

euros are monopoly money

Are you a girl?

this meme man died too soon

will you be my bf?

>just got a death grips ticket lads

Where they playing lad?

I know they're playing in Limelight next week or something but I can't imagine the type of poofs that will be there.

>looks good
To you perhaps, they're terrible lad

beat up children

wank and drink

Cred Forums hasnt made a meme since 2012 desu
it's all just derivative forms of pepe and wojak

*gnaws at your skirting boards*
*you look around nervously, wondering what the noise is*
*chitters happily and scampers away, leaving you with a mild sense of unease*

...

*aggressively fist-bumps you*

in direland?

just realised i can do that thing where you down drinks really quickly

did a pint in about 2 seconds, shame i've got nobody to show it off to haha

think there's a runt in here

...

*steps on the backs of your shoes as you walk*
haha sorry mate
*continues doing it*

could not possibly fathom a more melty crowd than a DG crowd

...

do a vid and post it here lad

pepe is the eternal meme

Someone rid me of this turbulent Swede!

nah mate
they've ridden up in that picture
they just look like normal boxer briefs but your willy is more defined

no i really want to go to uni i just don't know if lei is the place for some reason

tell me EVERYTHING you know about Robert Castleton

going out drinking

Jesus, I forgot all about that. Never really liked it, though

JUST

>le uni is fun xDDD uni is le great

Yeah uni is great when you're a fun happy good looking normie

*my child kicks the back of your seat*
*you ask me if I can tell him to stop*
haha nah mate he's alright

no i'm ugly haha

whats the difference between a nationalist and patriot

willy smells of the juice you get when you open a can of tuna

just made my tinder bio #runtlife

nah youre not mate

looks simultaneously grim and comfy

would love to eat a pot noodle there with the window open on a rainy october day

> tfw Center left

His name is Robert Castleton

5'8" and built like a fiberglass shithouse

>that one time sweden and the UK were officially at war but didn't spill a single drop of blood and kept trading goods in secret

*strangles your child to death*

nothing personnel

*kicks the back of your child*

really good at the cyber aspect of sex, like really, really good, it's unbelievable

*gets a front page feature in the Daily Mail where I'm portrayed as the victim*

Who did you put your dick in?

in first year i was a skinny fat runt riddled with acne and still found my way into a normie social circle

may have a good business opportunity in the very near future

leicester is literally africa

can't believe its wednesday morning already lads

well, off to work!

*opens the financial times*

ahh yes the cyber aspect of sex

*puts my reading glasses on and a runt scurries under my feet so that I may rest them upon its back*

fascinating

>looks simultaneously grim and comfy
that describes a lot of britain

Shoot up a school. Oh wait, we live in a civilized country so you can't do that. I guess you just have to keep wanking and drinking.

kek

unironically love the smell of pum pum

Staying in drinking

literally about to go to the pub

Staying in

need music to decalc my pineal gland

>tfw changed fb and skype pics to a pic with my new gf to hopefully make the ex jealous

crafty

nope

Did you know its a tradition for the former president to have to show the new preaident around the house?

Oh man, imagining Obama doing this would be so glorious.

it's fitting because he's said the first thing he'll do is repeal everything obama did while in office(which isn't much, and none of it good)

lads will I look like a right bender if I choose not to drink tonight? everyone else will be but I just really don't want to drink

I'm still going out with the lads and it's just a quiet one at the pub but I'm worried I will be at the end of a lot of banter at my expense for not imbibing poison

I normally fucking love a good drink and get hammered when I'm out with them, but for some unknown reason tonight I just don't want to

are you a teenage girl?

yep

*sprints through /brit/*

ALRIGHT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa...

first girl i ever fingered made my fingers STINK for days afterwards. proper rotten like

yes you will

*taps a certain paragraph on a page of the FT*
know anything about this, runt? The asian markets?

*foot runt squeals something about not having eaten for the past week*

yes yes I thought not

*adjusts feet and carries on reading*

Switch to lager for the night, no social scorn and no chance of getting pissed

rorke

just get one pint and nurse it

>unironically begging for /brit/s approval
absolute cretin

same lad
learned to love it tbqh

Yea that's not cool m8

Just gets worse the more you look into it

Victoria and South Australia both need to just frick off

tell me EVERYTHING you know about GEORGE PICKERING

Glasgow

yeah dublin

> bubbler
bad colonists, BAD

youtube.com/watch?v=NtRYOxoXHn8

obama has done nothing for minorities or the lgbtq community. he was the most ineffective president we've ever had. all he's done is use drones to blow up muslims

yes

at least tasmania is civil

woah

german gf just sent me this

getting severely pissed

why does it feel so good

How did Australia end up looking so similar to America when you were just British?

wow

>bubbler
What is wrong with you people

I imagine Brexit won't happen in the end

give me all the info you have on STEVEN JACKSON

oh no

So you're telling me nobody ever suspecting this sinister old man of being a child molester?

continue...

Should try some drugs lad, even better.

The water bubbles to the top

Makes infinitely more sense than any alternatives

haha imagine being chinese

mental

oh dear

Do shitloads of poor blacks and latinos not now have healthcare coverage due to Obamacare?

>imbibe

stop

WEW lad

Quite a big difference.
Literally never considered myself libertarian.

never tried any kind of drugs

feel like i could get into something hallucinogenic, any recommendations?

Been trying to tell them that but they're still riding the "stuck it to the man with that vote" vibe and don't care that it is being ignored

hmm

mmmmm

Can't say I've ever been that unlucky.

obamacare doesn't work

More like everyone knew but he had his fingers in so many pies (as well as dead bodies) that he had dirt on everyone. Real tinfoil hat shit but that seems the only reason he could have got away with it for so long.

...

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Jesus I feel like I'm being molested just looking at him.

pic

if you repeat it long enough without any sources it will be a fact

Ah, i'll take that as a yes then.

Melt.

please stop

he was fucking dead bodies in morgues too

Shame you missed out on the RC golden era. 1P-LSD is bang tidy.

Your best bet nowadays if you have no connections would either be to learn about the darknet or to go foraging for psilocybin mushrooms.

yank passport expired

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICANN
>On October 1, 2016 ICANN ended its contract with the United States Department of Commerce National Telecommunications and Information Administration (NTIA) and entered the private sector.[45]
P A N I C

premiums and deductibles have increased by over 500%, and it's put us another 50-60bil in debt

excellent

>entered the private sector

ahh yess

NO

MORE

INTERNET

cat almost heemed my monitor

jumped on my desk, got her legs caught on my headphone wire and stacked it into my monitor

she is okay x

if you dont like tech house and techno just leave

...

my movie is coming along great lads

its basically a gangster movie where I am this druglord who takes revenge on a load of people who tried to kill me or question my heterosexuality

its just me walking around my house spouting cliches (often with the script visible in my hand) spliced in with footage of actual murders from gang wars in Rio and Bogota etc. got a few clips of the hindenberg disaster thrown in here and there too for dramatic effect as well as egregious use of the wilhelm scream

Hollywood here I come

>deregulation is a good thing
alri reagan

i used to peek around the deep web but kind of forgot how to do everything

i know of mushrooms in my local area that are the kind you describe, seen them all the time and there's always this groovy old woman who collects them, not sure how to season for them runs though

how easy is it to order LSD online, and is it safe etc.

well thats because you didn't let him erase the previous system

>owning a female pet

biggest runt indicator going

strawpoll.me/11342604

takes way too long to load GTA online

tech house is so boring

wish they played more diverse stuff

NEW

That may be so, your whole country's healthcare system is retarded. But you're claim was that he's done nothing for blacks, clearly just reactionary bollocks

Yeah but they weren't put there to be killed, a lot died of disease because that's what happened in those days. Until the 20th century disease killed far more troops than the enemy ever did. Britain lost three times as many troops to disease in South Africa than on the battlefield.

feel like a bit of a willy for saying this but I must say that I DISAGREE with Sweden tonight gentlemen

>ancaps

Same as you lads did to the Native Americans and Aleutian Islanders.

it should have never passed. all it does is feed more money into big pharma
he hasn't done shit except incite more racism and divide the country even further. race tensions are the highest they've been since the civil rights movement

most germans like techno dont they? got a german m8 who keeps saying we should go to some techno night in germany some time soon im proper up for it haha x

No it isnt. Dont believe everything you hear.

it's rude to get into arguments with guests, darling

it's mostly techno here but going out is a pain because the bouncers all give you an attitude

>more weak

Proud of it.

>Dont believe everything you hear.
Unless it's on Brietbart right?

Good lord, being American must be depressing

youtube.com/watch?v=8NeNRk-v780

Drinking from a public cholera-dispenser Jesus Christ how horrifying. Just take a bottle of water with you like I do.

People who met him all agree he had an incredible force of personality. He was a very clever man, a highly-skilled psychopath.

i get carried away with the politics sometimes

i apologize

Absolutely true. He was the procurer for the establishment figures who shielded him. Politicians, judges, senior police officers. He was untouchable.

girl left her friends to chat with me at a bar for like 30 straight minutes. she kept making eye contact with me and even during times she could've left the convo she stayed

got her number and texted her today and she didnt respond. was she just chatting to be nice?

Sounds pretty good desu. Put it on Youtube.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475350978009.webm
me

So what happens when Brexit doesn't happen, German and London banks merge, German economy goes to shit when EU collapses and another collapse takes place?

pissed desu

Allahu akbar desu

I'm a cute swedish boy

tanks for making me svedish i love you country and verry beutiful women