/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ
thread theme

>Tim will be offline for 2 weeks
bad feel

ah, the "so called" yank gf's taste in television

the singer has been truly silenced

>not sure how to season for them runs though
I believe now is the season. Apparently they pop up after heavy rain, usually in places like forests and farms (around literal shit).

>how easy is it to order LSD online, and is it safe etc.
Never ordered anything of the sort online through the darknet personally but the processes you need to go through are all laid out fairly plainly on /r/darknetmarketsnoobs. Obviously there is an inherent risk involved purely because of the fact that drugs are illegal. From what I understand, the main way to mitigate this risk is to hide the fact that you ordered the drugs. In theory it doesn't matter if an envelope of LSD arrives to your house if you've ordered it using tumbled bitcoins on a TAILS operating system across Tor because there should be no way for anyone to prove you ordered them and not some rando stranger.

Fuck me

Further proof that New South Wales is the only reasonable state tbqh

vitally important poll
strawpoll.me/11342604

you're so autistic it's unreal

The black child is the only one that doesn't make a fool out of themselves

amazing

good lass

post your girlfriends

Do Canadians actually look like this?

voted for all of them

Why don't you have a Swedish gf yet?

the gf

really don't think i'm smart enough to order online, i am pretty pissed now though

i live in bumfuck nowhere and see those mushrooms all the time, i might go and collect some and do some research

thanks mate

there is literally nothing wrong with the american healthcare system or gun laws

Yes
t. Got my PhD in Runtology from Oxford

that kitchen looks lovely

hard to get t b h

>He was a very clever man, a highly-skilled psychopath
They say the same about me

I'm here

cannot wait to get mangled on LSD again in the coming months, it's going to be good

me

>ah yes you want to go in this club? sorry private party

FUCK OFF

what video do you see the dentist?
Please tell me

>thongs
Think you mean g-string la, thongs go on the feet

cornwilly

w-w-whats that underneath the blanket?

I like pork

Justin Trudeau has proposed a bill to effectively "build a wall" to the American border

All American immigration to Canada will be blocked until their riots and terrorism cease

i see the dentist in my dreams

the darkweb is a piece of piss to use

ordering LSD within the UK is probably the safest drug order you can make.

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girl left her friends to chat with me at a bar for like 30 straight minutes. she kept making eye contact with me and even during times she could've left the convo she stayed

got her number and texted her today and she didnt respond. was she just chatting to be nice??

I was the one that asked for her number unfortunately

haha do you like my big WILLY???

Got any qt twinks in the UK?

>not watching Tim's entire catalogue

disrespectful and plebby

me on the left

Quit doing drugs

Are you Jimmy Saville

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haven't taken acid since february because i've been too depressed. was planning on trying 1P-ETH-LAD in march but then i developed an overpowering death anxiety.

Proper smart lad.

is /gf2016/ still a work in progress, lad?

doing an read

iiiiiiiiii

what about dosage, how safe is it to take on my own in a safe environment?

mum found my cum goldfish bowl

How do I get a girlfriend lads?

me and my dad

>gif
fuck o-AARGH WHAT THE FUCK

post tummies you wouldn't mind ejaculating on

I'm not, but Thailad unironically is. He faked his death and escaped to the Orient to continue his twisted behavior

don't take it, you'll get HPPD and it will fuck up your vision and drive you crazy for the rest of your life

do you take it on the chin?

cousin just sent me this

like a monkey with a miniature symbol

So thoughts on what happens when Brexit doesn't happen, German and London banks merge, German economy goes to shit when EU collapses and another collapse takes place?

Someone screenshot the scary face

perfectly safe to take alone, it just depends on your personality.

I've taken acid upwards of 50 times and all except one were by myself. I personally feel you can get more into the trip just by being by yourself, but if you prefer to be with people then yeah do that.

M O R E

took a fat load on my face once

was brilliant

>theresa may to announce we won't change any brexit laws
what the fuck lads are we actually leaving or what

wowzers :DDDDDDDDD

That's nice of her :)

Think Tim's going to open his third eye lads

Why the fuck do we even need banks? Grow and raise your own food, use a bike to power your house etc

dont want cuck genetics

Lads I seriously think I'm going mad. Every time I go into my kitchen I think about killing the Jews. I don't know how it started but my kitchen just triggers these thoughts now, it's associated with them. Like I might go in to make a cup of tea with no thoughts of genocide in my innocent head but then I catch myself sunging a little song as it might be (to the tune of "here we go") "Kill the JEWS, kill the JEWS, kill the JEEEEWWs, kill the Jews, kill the Jews, kill the Joooo-hooos". I have no idea how this started but it's specifically in the context of my kitchen. I am a kitchen anti-semite only. What can I do?

cornwall

I've taken it 25+ times and the majority of those were alone at home which is my preferred setup. I've taken doses as high as 1200ug though I do feel like I have permanent brain damage.

hi buddies, awesome thread. What are you up to here?
Oh sorry mah mum call me to eat some grub.

what video do you see the dentist?
Please tell me

yes, my roommate at my university is Canadian.

>tfw literally knee deep in slags to shag but no one wants a relationship with me

what could it mean

>those nails

Had a cousin with boobs like that who'd do the same kinda stuff... always leaning over, giving me big hugs, even asking me to come in her bed (i was way younger too)

Honestly it kinda fucked me up but it was hot at the time, kinda regret not actually doing anything tho t b h , but my family basically shunned me even though it was 100% her initiating everything and she was much older than me.

i beat that bitch with a bat

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Back in June or July I think, fucked if I remember.

you're sexy x

post bedrooms

>what could it mean
All women are whores, obviously.

lads I'm VERY drunk

gun is a bit crooked

baiting out this runt in /biz/

yeah she's a good girl :)

The one where he performs Hey Jude

I still repeat the name of a girl I loved a long time ago evertime I take a shower, even though if I saw her I'd ignore her. Sounds like intrusive thoughts.. look it up. Not a big deal, just a weird symptom of anxiety.

>8 weeks of 2016 left

Are you the shit faced Paddy from last night?

have to buy an advert on the telly

good boy

Classical conditioning lad

naughty boy

I wonder what Runt actually has a bedroom like this, I hope they just bought some supplies to make the picture and it's now like this all the time

greater london

maybe
what was he saying

h-hi lads

haha me too

if you were here now i would genuinely suck your willy

Why swedish universities request international students pays to such a big tuition fee?
Norwegian universities are free for everybody, finnish universities are free for everybody (still).

He had 10 pints with the lads and I think one of them died

they don't want you

what the heck

one of the pints or the lads?

techno got my dick hard

blatantly photoshopped ngl
look at the artifacts round the text

Got some vodka, some weed and a fresh pack of cigs

'bout that time to get turnt, ygm

Because Swedes are thieves and Nazis

its because to oven is in there, m80. the oven is sending subliminal messages.

The lads

fuck off cornwall LMAO

I want to spank you.

Netflix have made a show about two narcissistic brats that had their feelings hurt over online bullying

Hmm...

would honestly let you

:0

only feel happy when i'm drunk now lads haha

fuck off england you racist

youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

Hope none of you were like this

well I wasn't drinking or on the chon last night
was playing Company of heros with a m8

i didn't give permission for a biopic to be made

here we all are then

new green day album is wonderufl

cannto stop listening to it

>weed with alcohol
You're absolutely mad, mate.

spoff fuck off
this desu so glad I'm a happy drunk and not a depressing one

Do you do that just with your shower or every other shower you might use?

same haha

not even drunk
havent been for a while
the last time i got drunk was one of the best times ive had this year

bit rude LMAO

me and the lads

Then it wasn't you. You sound like a nerd though

HAHA wew lads check out this gayboiiiiii hehehehe

*gets on my knees*

WILLY WILLY GIMME SUCKY HEHEHEhehehe

>Fuck off 190kg. Or Manica. Or Shitzien. Or Algerianfaggot. Or any of the other shitposters. Though I'm going with Manica, you used *tips* a lot.

what did he mean by this?

the gf

I BEAT THAT BITCH WITH A BAT

saw a young couple wearing american idiot t shirts the other day on the bus, they were like 18 so surely they cant remember it coming out

im 23 and I was about 12/13 when it came out

is it vintage and cool again now?

Can you count lad?

If you're not watching X Factor, you're missing out on some top chebs.

hmm
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37521650

shame she's lost her carriage

UPTOWN GIRL

wouldnt mind a live-in trap sex slave

who else /mini/ here?

that's an impressive looking runt trap

i was the one threatening to dropkick him

Moggs in his younger days

gf

I'm a slav and a russian, basically, snow nigger.
Gibsmedat and free, otherwise you're rayciss white cracka.

And who then Norwegians and finns?

aw

yeah

i hope it's not something that young normies get into

really like them, best memories of growing up were listening to them skating with my mates

where did it all go so wrong hahaa

strawpoll.me/11342803

strawpoll.me/11342803

strawpoll.me/11342803

where do I get a hairy gf?

>He goes out to drink alcohol with his friends on the weekends
>He doesn't prefer to get drunk alone and browse Cred Forums
sad

my penis is quite small

I’ve had bugger all to do all day

200mg tramadol and 1mg pyrazolam. Struggling to stay awake here. MotD is looking like a no-go.

Bit more than edgy tbqh

thinking of setting up an email account with some absurd name like '[email protected]' or something then going on a jobs site and applying to a bunch of jobs and seeing if any reply and what they'll say if they do

>I'm 23

#madman

popping it on
lost interest after the auditions 2bh

There's a musical of it going on it london atm. Fuck knows who wants to go see that tho

absolute maverick

You get a gf and tell her not to shave

>a mini with the wheel on the left

good thread

saved some of my favorite posts haha

Hi
Where from?

yeah just found that oit when I googled it to see when it came out (turned out it came out when I was 11 wew)

Is it a good thing if you look young? I went on holiday to Vietnam/Cambodia and when I was getting massages there, the masseuse said that I look really young for a 20 year old.

Dookies better desu

might pop over to /wsg/ for a laugh

should be working on the 'issertation

>time advances

She finish you off or what?

wish i had a good printer so i could do fun stuff like this desu

youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY

youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY

youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY

howling

heres what the emos who were into green day at school at my school are doing now

one makes short films

one went to a climate protest at heathrow airport

one posts stuff about heremy corbyn on face book

one is an artist but she deleted me off facebook do i dont know any more

Probably. I got ID'd for the first time this summer in Ashcroft buying a Euromillions ticket of all things considering I didn't look over 16 despite being 25.

do people in the UK still smoke? or did your gov't have a huge anti-smoking campaign in the early 00s like we had over here?

I just turned 23 and I fucking hate it. Above the college age now.

Day drinking lads

What show should I watch?

>tfw you still get ID'd when trying to buy 18+ vidya

They'll most likely just completely ignore your application from the start. I'm fairly certain that they're not obligated to reply to you unless they invite you for an interview. If they are obligated to respond then they'll probably just send out a generic rejection email.

New england
post a pic

>"masseuse"
is that what they call prozzies nowadays

I am absolutely knackered after life.
I want to die, mates

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This is also my fetish. The only hairy girl I've ever slept with was some hippie Irish chick from my student village in the first year of uni and I was too drunk to appreciate it.

Some do but not many. Plenty people still enjoy a quick snout on a night out though but regular, pack-a-day smokers are on the way out.

>Mel B's chebs
ya pervy set of bastards ya

Terminator 1

need a russian bf

>this was berlin in 1979

mad

k-on

Family Guy

Same. Waiting for my dad to pass then I'm off.

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H-hi..

abc.net.au/news/2016-10-02/calais-'jungle'-camp:-police-clash-with-migrants-and-protesters/7896020
>Migrants waving a British flag
fucking kek

notr eally it wa a communist country back then

>.gif
>scroll up to check if it's going to be an animated spook
>looks like it isn't
>scroll back down
>it gets me
fuck you

I was in the same room as my brother and my uncle so it would have been pretty awkward if she had.

hanging an antifa flag and britain flag seems kind of contradictory
i thought they hate nationalism

so many fans

cant find the dentist video lads :(

>big love
>no nation

ooer bit concerned about those sentence fragments

Hm I'm from PA so not far. And I dont want all the lads on here seeing me so skype/kik?

Should tell you I'm only 6 months in on HRT.

upside down the runt

want this camp gone

thats probably why the east germans are still nationalistic while west germans are cucks

MATT DAMON

>all that manga
Kys

what's wrong with it

need you out of business sunshine

>Boogeyman of our grandparts was the Nazis
>Boogeyman of our parents was the commies
>Boogeyman of our generation is Islamic terrorists

Any guesses as to what the next generations boogeyman could be?

ancient meme

Nice but not as nice as Soheila's.

east germany is a shithole

west germany is sort of nice

women

Fascists had better aesthetics desu

>tfw 5'5 A-cup gf

ayyliens i hope

getting a gf to not shave her pubes probably wouldn't be too hard but anything else basically requires annoying feminists or gross hippies

She have a flat tummy? Small tits are fine if she's thin.

t. 23y/o virgin

hmm

infidels

yeah I know I have friends in East Germany
its not rough or anything its just poor

holy shit I actually found it
youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU

The Union Jack is rotationally symmetrical, you melt. The flag is simply back-to-front because he is waving it.

daring

rate me

desu the nazis were god tier at A E S T H E T I C S

is this anti-white or anti-black

i can't tell

thats fucking gross though

Oh yeah, she's tiny.
Like, 50 kilos I think.
Could toss her around like nothing.

W2c shirt?

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really depressed haha

oddly arousing

lads
how do I make friends

...

cafepress

my house

In Savile's view, women were overly emotional and illogical. He wasn't interested in the give-and-take that relationships entail. What he left out was his solution - to take what he wanted, without consent and with impunity.

Reminder that /brit/ is an anti-fascist zone

¡Viva la Revolución!

*going on in my mind*
but what about the countries that are great that never had too much slavery...

absolute runtdom

they should allow themselves to become slaves then
america needs it

don't know

fuck off yank

i have a pen
i have a apple
xD

just realied i'm on my 8th pint and it's only 9pm

what am i like hahaa need a willy to sucklye xx

he lost lad

CNN said so [spoiler]CNN only has like 300k viewers lel[/spoiler]

>the two "god tier" ones have literally never ever worked and been nothing but damaging to humanity

a 16 year old made this

lol RETARD

going to eat some tortilla chips and salsa

*unzips dick*

u make me laugh xD)))))))

jealous

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
seriously bookmark it now caause im not doing this again

shame the real election isn't done by online voting without any security, trump may have a chance then

not an argument

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Saville literally didn't do a thing wrong

i'll share :) got a big bag

dunno bout the UK, but I actually think the anti-smoking campaigns/measures were actually ftmp a good thing

the first few jobs I had were in places where literally 3/4 of the employees were smokers (myself included) and fucking nothing got done as a result with the absurd amounts of 'smoke breaks' we'd all be taking. actually ridiculous how that was allowed to go on when I think about it now haha

now in my current workplace (~150 people), literally only about 10 are full time smokers. plenty of e-cig smokers but they don't have to go outside

not really its pretty natural and qt

*blood pours onto my face*

user you know i like clean willies!!!

>an antifa flag and britain flag
antifa - anti-german, pro-cuck, pro-jews
britain - anti-german, pro-cuck, pro-jews

There is no contradiction.

for me?

bad lad, now is the time you want to be starting. you'll crash way too early

just cracked open my first beer.

vomit inducing

"car-mel" or "ca-ra-mel" lads?

What's the point of living if I have a small dick?

are jeremy lads

well yeah and me as well

>communists
>nationalists
wait, wut

Why does Tim never read his facebook notifications despite checking it every fucking day?

youtube.com/watch?v=kvEn3VGzrwI

I got ID'd for a scratchcard with a crate in my hand lmao

caramel

all the problems make me wanna go like a bad girl straight to video

Shit sucks tbqh.

I get the impression lot of the girls on ATK-hairy aren't hippies/SJW feminists but actually just normal porn actresses who are too old for most mainstream porn or too young to do MILF porn. Either that or they are not quite good looking enough to get a lot of work doing mainstream porn so they get more work doing fetish stuff like hairy modelling. Your webm is a good example actually.

I've clearly thought about this too much.

i'll jsut got to bed

got not mates or anything so i don't follow the clock, ijust do my own time zone

/brit/ is this youtu.be/ApE-aqTPYWM?t=57s

you mean "car-ml"

fucking americans

foru s

who says car-mel?

>not being anti-german

Wonder which cretin is behind this post

lonely
alone

s a d

The soviet union used nationalism all the time

Finally found my dream gf: a girl with no self esteem, absolutely no life goals and a healthy dependency on recreational drugs.

Just got to work up the courage to ask her out.

reckon that paki nonce got away and that's why they didn't show the rest of the video

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yeah but regardless of that it's still way comfier to be up drinking late at night

NEW

You meant /ˈkær.ə.məl/ ?

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Very true. You can tell the ones that do it because its easy money because they start of small with just their bush and then grow out more and more.

tim is way too self obsessed to give a shit about what other people are doing on facebook

I watched a lot of fucked up porn and when the bad acting is at its worst I always wonder about the people in them. If theyre just really fucked up or if they just need the money.

Ebin story, bruh.

youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo

yeah he shot off lol

want to drink myself to death

The fuck's a 'janny'?