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sweden 3.0 edition

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JANNY

is janny on holiday for the 'chons birthday?

first for free londonistan

good editions

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chipotle salsa

Emily a cute

Sweden 4.0 when?

this is a boy

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might take a piss, yeh

what's a "sweden"??

proofs?

is the disastrous life of saiki ki any good lads? not a weeb mind

shitty swedish buildings

if you had some skyscrapers that would be impressive

remind me again what the soviet union called ww2 lad?

i guess all editions from here on will be swedish

he had words with my mate last thread

>caramel = carmuhl

Americans should be gassed

Schewitsciya

seen cornwall naked before

uuuuuuuuu

Ever feel so terrible you just want to thrash around and scream?

he deserves a break

Haven't eaten anything since breakfast (1pm). Should I get something to eat now or just not bother eating for the rest of the day?

really wish russia would stop replying to me that's three times now

no touching I find it disgusting

think quite a lot of toddlers feel this way

getting the daily golden one in

why are you doing this

Bones is brilliant

Eat. Eating is important.

fucking more
u cunt

my arse

they have some

ought to have more though

8th best Killers song

Lol his channel is so fucking boring. Cool guy but no charisma.

youtube.com/watch?v=tyaEQEmt5ls

Beautiful.
Real eye opener.
Racist bigots btfo

xxx

It shall not happen.

a permanent one

doing a cheeky retake of constantinople

CUTE! She's proper gf material. Soheila on the other hand is one night stand titwank material.

I also think Emily is easily the best act in the girls category.

I have a really small dick

>tfw my arse is nonexistent
>tfw my gf has the perfect arse

i feel like i'm inadequate but at the same time touching her arse is amazing

Reminder that trade unions have always been marxist paki lovers

Gordon let the stripper win in masterchef season 5 because he was shagging her on the side

Im such a fucked up person, I cant even look after myself. I have a proper meal maybe twice a week, i literally dont eat.

haha cracking up cos it looks like the frogs gonna squat the building

thoughts?

what even are his political views
i havent really watched most of his things

me in the middle

i believe it

Hash, grime and tranny porn 2bh

prove it

ohhh god

11th pint gone

geting really tingly and cold

Think a war is coming lads

>syria/russia/west
>china/east asian sea
>nk/sk/japan
>usa suing saudi arabia (once saudi retaliates and starts giving death penalty to yanks)

what will pop off first is the question...

nah, unlikely

i'll fucing knock them all out

If Hillary wins:

USA and UK vs. Russia and Syria

>you will get to witness the great race war

The one on the right always makes me laugh.

>70 years of mutually assured destruction
>Think a war is coming lads

look at him. look at him and laugh.

you in the middle

even if it does happen be glad you're on the winning side of it

yes it will

a few more I forgot

>trump potentially getting elected and pissing off a whole load of foreign leaders
>EU needing people to feel national pride and building an army, whilst EU populace grows increasingly restless
>india pakistan kicking off again

not a fan of that war

>what will pop off first is the question...
my willy any minute now

haha i know that fl bro epic

Muslims hate us all, lads. Even the moderates. They may smile at you politely in public but really they hate you, your family and everyone in the west

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Putin and the Kleptocrats who run Russia aren't interested in anything other than staying in power and siphoning off as much of their country's wealth for themselves as possible.

Starting WW3 isn't how you do that. Hence we get pathetic, depressing proxy wars in the middle east

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Pakistan and India is gonna happen first.

Reminder that there are people that unironically believe UKIP are a far-right neo-nazi party

bring back compulsory national service

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strum my like a guitar mate haha

That's a great tweet. Yanks are hilarious.

kek. i assume that's a mobile phone autocorrect but still

Just imagine you delusional you'd have to be to have that thought process
truly staggering

Taqiyya

they are

I wouldnt say hate but they definitely see us as lower than them
dickhead

shahadah

Who's your favourite hairy model, m8? Sativa Verte for me. Can't put my finger on exactly why. She just exudes so much personality compared to other models. Also, curly haired brunettes are my type.

it's the last desperate breaths of the dying liberal culture

wavey garmz that oversized t looking fresh

>all rorkes are rasheeds and no rasheeds are rorkes

oh shi-

Wish I lived in Northern Ireland

Want a handgun

things not going so well with the gf lately so i'm gonna start talking to that girl i met on tinder again as an insurance

how do i start talking to her again without looking like a twat since i kinda blanked her for over a month

who /strongbones/ here

>india pakistan kicking off again

that's currently the most likely thing to happen

russia is perfectly happy to continue fighting a proxy war in syria

Catholicism is a fucking joke

my willy is happy again

>tfw people on /r/ireland always call are nige a racist fascist

It's pretty GOAT lad. 1911's are so fucking sexy.

>hhaha hey sorry was busy fucking my gf
>coffee tomorrow??

>when people call anything vaguely right of eternal cuckoldry "fascist"

we rasheeds now

Why don't immigrants assimilate anymore?

ahhh yes let me suck this foot

religion is a JOKE - A JOKE LET ME TELL YOU

that would be an ecumenical matter

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ah yes, (((pope francis)))

Bet none of you can do this Arabic tongue twister:
lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur-rasūlu-llāh

Out of the zone
Trying to see
I'm so alone
Nothing for me
I guess I'll go home
Try to be sane
Try to pretend
None of it happened

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>having a positive opinion of an english patriot
>calling him "are nige"

Not very Irish of you

they don't need to because there is enough of them that they can maintain their own culture whilst living in UK

so they simply do not

Hindustan zindabad

hmm not too sure about that approach, you sure m8?

anyone else full of banter?

i am, can't post because i'll break /brit/ with my mind

Not understanding where the "joke" is in this image? Francis aside.

Who here /psuedo-normie/?
Me and my friends are in our early 20s, have decent social skills, fairly popular in school, dress nicely and have jobs, etc. But at the same time we watch anime (and discuss it at autistic detail in public), have LAN parties while we get fucked on drugs and unironically attend game/anime cons and collect pokemon/yu gi ho cards.

Don't know if i'm an autist or a normie

towns and cities are literally scabs on the surface of the planet

Why should I bother trying to emigrate legally and spend thousands of pounds on visas when people call illegally cross the border and get sympathy from the media?

trust me lad, i've got over 100 confirmed shags

bit infuriating

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You're white

Nobody cares abut your plight

got my meatbox working over-time this did

did you write that yourself?

the leftwing element of irish nationalism has turned me off it desu

>try to watch Syrian Girl on yt
>she's talking in articulate manner about serious shit
>I'm not hearing a single word and am just imagining her in various preposterous improbable pornographic scenarios

the SJWs might be right lads

going down the bodega. want anything ??

because they come from vastly different third world cultures and theres so many of them they dont need to

back when immigration was much lower, minorities would obviously feel like minorities and this would bring a much bigger pressure for them to integrate. bending over backgrounds with the whole "muh diversity muh tolerance" thing brings no real pressure for these masses of third world immigrants to give a shit about integrating to european cultures.

get me a gf

link

wanna do the same

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lol

we can insult you some more so you become an irish nationalist again if you want xx

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is this part of your dissertation?

Yeah I've seen those vids she's obviously reading from a script, like 1 in 3 or 4 refugees are illiterate

Good lad 2bqh

hng

VERY good

Nice

i do believe that that is a woman

5p

£350m a week

1.05

haha right nerd i am

yeah ive been crunching the numbers for a good 2hours

Vodka went down the wrong hole lol
Literally couldn't breath for 10 seconds, thought I was a dead man for sure

""""""irish nationalism"""""""" was doomed from the start because it was fundamentally formed from leftie socialist values

20 c

Pirates of the Caribbean was an ok film

But it gave meme musicians the perfect tune to spam on youtube

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Ruddy Nora. Is that Cara?

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5 cent

gf insta'd this

I watched a film the other day and the soundtrack was EXACTLY the same as Pirates of the Caribbean

think it was limitless, not sure

It was a joke.
5c

paki

i love my country but until Irish nationalists accept that immigration and multiculturalism cant go hand with nationalism I'll never call myself one

Weird how every Irish person and Irish political party are massive lefties in favour of multiculturalism

Hope that changes soon because you'll quickly become Sweden 2.0, in fact I do believe it's only just beginning

no haha

this is fake the twin towers got bombed by saudi arabians years ago lad

Good lad

Hate kpop and don't care about Korea but the girl on the left is literally the only 10/10 I've ever seen

blimey... my noggin.... it's clonkin

wish i was st8

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x + x+1 = 1.10
2x = .10
x=.5

ball is 5 cents

Current favourite activity: Syncing wrestling commentary to videos of terrorist attacks

Limitless didn't have the same soundtrack as PotC

It looked a bit like her.

Who is this mattress actress?

Desperately need more of this perfect body

The gf

How to call a girl, that I love, but she doesn't love me in English?

every other disgusting chink at my uni looks like that

>2x = 0.10

2 times what?

unrequited love?

good anglo men

siri google image search arse

sinn fein needs to be infiltrated and purged of lefties

It's too boring and long

>tfw going to a music festival in another country on my own

Have I made a huge mistake? I'm excited but also terrified.

the ICA certainly were communists but the IRB weren't. Padraigh Pearse said he thought James Connolly was an idiot. Shame its Connollys ideology thats so popular now

yeah probably

ummm its a frog

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Want to visit Shanghai

Worried the air pollution will knock off 5 years of my life though

haha what festival is it lads?

if youre outgoing youd be alright but if not youll look like a fucking weirdo

laughed a bit

japanese looks so beautiful written down. shame it sounds like a bunch of gooky robot noises

head hurts.

stop posting math

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FUNNY ISN'T IT

oneitis

she's really put on weight

ah yes there isn't a globalist conspiracy

kek, I meant to reply to Guess I must look like a bit of a silly Billy now

2+2=5

just found out the girl in sexting with has a black ex boyfriend

hate london

wew

gf on the right

Sativa is good but my favourite is probs Alexia from Hippie Goddess. Her face can look a bit weird but her body is pure sex and she seems like genuinely hairy woman who enjoys the pics rather than some poor 19 year old trying to make ends meet by appealing to creeps on the internet.

>not falling for me bait


reeeeeeee

They're Poles.

THANK YOU A LOT

i can't comprehend how anyone can deny what's happening

made a quick video expressing my thoughts

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the united nations is fucking useless

if they're part of the globalist conspiracy you've got nothing to worry about

DADDY'S LITTLE PSYCHO AND MUMMY'S LITTLE SOLDIER

Do people here genuinely give a shit about US politics? Regardless of who wins, they're just a puppet of Israel anyway.

don't bother with real girls. immerse yourself in virtual worlds. there's no way to prove there's an objective reality anyways

get a waifu

>swedish government decide to increase to dose of vitamin D in milk since more and more people in Sweden cover there bodies

HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY SENPAI?

dont believe you

I don't

Seriously, don't stop posting her

Anyone want to cuddle?

Not going to lose any sleep over that, fella.

Alt-right cult hero and white nationalist icon Alexander Jahans gives a cryptic speech to his followers

My gf on the picture

>government decides the milk

for reasons besides shitposting? no

I would heem the living shit out of you lad

you really should kiddo

And how to pronounce it?

>this is your country on jews

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Just finished the vodka, finna spark the joint
Im so fucked rn, i feel so happy lads
Yeeeah boy gonna get stoned fuck me everythings good i feel so warm

wish occupy wall street had really taken off

thinking back bernie wasn't that bad

yeah bro drugss yeahhh

Naw

hngg

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who /refugee/ here??

Weird how all these news stations and rich people are against Trump haha

Quite suspicious

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Stay the fuck away from my gf or else.

belly

Really want a bf

you'll have to wake up and smell the shit some day

might as well do it now

post-victorian-era lefties are not the same as modern lefties

even if you didn't agree with it per se, old school leftism was justified cause of genuinely terrible workers rights and work conditions etc

hate what the left have become, but the original leftists were based

Now, just like Australia and America no longer have indigenous populations, there's no such thing as the white indigenous population here as Britain has now fully embraced diversity

Good lad
I'm a little high right too

Im in it for the memes

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lol

wish i lived in london to vote for cheeky sadiqy lads

t. socialist islander

literally doesnt matter because its all on the same slippery slope of leftism

you cant have what we have today without the actions of leftists in the past

if you could go back in time and show all the old school leftists what the world would become theyd become gigarorkes in a matter of seconds

would people stare at you when you visit China

what do I make of this? not really into politics
I know im closer to gandhi than to hitler or thatcher though

POST MORE DAMN IT I'M EDGING WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE

yes

VERY (((interesting)))

what is happening?

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pic

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the retarded german is here again

dont like pakis

/heritage/ here

i saw that

How much depends whereabouts in China, but yeah. When I went people did look and even ask for pictures of me and this was Beijing and Hong Kong (but I think the people in HK were mainland tourists). My sister lives in some unheard of city and apparently men chase her down the street sometimes.

if you dont like tech house and techno please leave the thread

knew it was you

chebs

post a choon

>had very few friends at uni, but enough that I don't feel lonely
>all of them have gone abroad for third year

Just now realising how incredibly alone I will be this year.

It's back the very worst days of sixth form now lads

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>61 posters

get a life you sad acts

>62 posters

hmm

need a hngg makeover on this one lad

>coalburner
Dropped. Erection deflated like a balloon

>My sister lives in some unheard of city and apparently men chase her down the street sometimes.
howling

woke up the entire street. cannot breathe

hahahahahahahahahahaa archive this post

fuck off i will literally turn your spine into a flump you imbecile

Having a think...

It's almost as if this was intentionally haha

Hmm...

was thinking about going to sheffield but it seems there are literally no hip-hop clubs there

it's all fucking rock and indie music

what a fucking shambles

thought it was supposed to be some of the best nightlife in the country then surely it should be VARIED

yeah hindsight is a great thing isn't it!

In this moment I am euphoric
not from any phony gods blessing, but because i am enlightened by my own drug usage

i second this

watch out lads

>muh hiphop

fuck off yank

getting pretty drunk lads

looking at old pics of my ex and realising she was fucking ugly anyway what was i thinking

/420/ here bruh

fuck off yank

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interesting...

never had an ex
i
am drunk though


maybe we can be relaitonship

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yeah

Iceland Airwaves.

Going on the 1st and coming back on the 8th. I'm staying in a hostel too.

I suppose I'm sort of outgoing? I'm not sure really. I mean, I can be kinda socially awkward at times but then I can also surprise myself. Like in August I had a job interview and while waiting I ended up talking to a cute employee. I didn't get the job but we're still talking and we've hung put a few times.

I can be social but this just a lot more difficult because I'm alone in a foreign land so I'll also have to deal with the cultural divide and such.

it's almost as if one party is violently racist

Been back at uni 4 hours and I'm already lying in bed contrmplating suicide listening to the freshers party upstairs.

If I were in the US 2012 shoes I probably would do the same.
I doubt 2016 will be the same and I'd like to see the 2008 map.

HEART OF AN EAGLE HE FLIES THROUGH THE RAINBOW

business idea: get off the metro at the end of the line in some Chinese city and watch how people marvel at you

its like a fucking pub in here right now youre all half-cut

can't understand a fucking word most of you are saying

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the retarded german made yet another retarded comment

would make you sick wouldn't it

all icelanders can speak english mate

what kinda music is it

hmmm i have had two men suck me off before. not gay tho so i wouldn't reciprocate. deal?

new

Obsessed

NEW

good lad

come on then you little slags i will fucking batter the pair of you

Business idea: porn ASMR

that's mental

i'd love to suck a willy- esicpaply yours

i'm in bristol, give me a call on0748576598

i'll pick you up

lmao get fucked sven

yeah hes a real cunt

bristol bit far. been there once tho had a nice time xx

silly boy

go up there?

Making bread sticks lads

tfw this is my number

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I know they can speak English but I figured there might still be some cultural differences. Plus I don't know anyone there so it's not like I can just use common connections and such as a conversation starter.

It's a mix of genres. Mostly electronic though I think. Honestly I hardly know any of the acts playing but I like discovering new music so it's fine.

you're at a music festival

surely you can ask about the music as a conversation starter

Hm perhaps that could work but even then I'm gonna need to find the right people to approach.