/balk/

opitvat se da namerqt otkude shitpostvash :)
no ne mogat da te namerqt shtoto kradesh wifi :)

I'm high on weed and PCP (hallucinogen).
ama

bit rude 2bh i won't buy my gyro from goody's but instead local company because of this mean comment

are you high on weed?

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>Ohrid
Come home /Hellenic/ man

Yes.

psuvame

pitame

bijam

Bulgarians are more Serbianized than us

мoжe cъвceм инцидeнтнo дa cъм тe pипopтнaл зa Цe-Пe.
Фopмaтиpaй зa вceки cлyчaй.

my grandma used to grow pumpkins

>tfw no tikvenik every autumn anymore
;_;

da jivee albaniq

jeje benis

post chavpucci

I love being albanian

anyone here live in student-city?

do you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

no
but I'm starting to hallucinate a little bit.
Put it this way, I can see the world of energy (4th dimension)

i have a garden myself growing pickles, apples, lettuce etc
>commieblock faggots will NEVER know this feel

>bying gyro from go*dy`s
Please for the love of god alex dont do this.
Just find the designated greek gyro shop in your area and ask him to make you some real gyros

serbs are the most bulgarian bulgarians on the balkans after bulgarians and romanians

dumb fyromposter

>upstairs
>downstairs
yea, that b8 only work when the people around you doesn't know greeks live in mudhuts

ne sum pederast
who

can you see the world of energy (4th dimension)?

DUDE
WEED

LMAO
M
A
O

goodys is actually okay here 2bh
they're both selyaks so it makes sense 2bh

HOL UP

>ne sum pederast
aaa нe cи... ;)

SIDE BITCH OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE TOO AHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA

no, just your brain descended into 2D

call me when you see the machine elves

Bulgarians must use Serbian words becuase they dont have their own while we do

>listening to this

Yeah dude. In fact, I've been writing a blog about all the crazy shit I've been seeing. That's a screeny of me writing some shit on my mind.

dude fuck weed. Weed is only good for calming yourself down. Psychoactive shit is the shit you need to try

;)

dude you'd have to be braindamaged to see 2d lmao

>listening to memewans

topleb

none of the 3 you listed are serb words

Have you been writing a blog about all the crazy shit you've been seeing ?

>dude fuck weed. Weed is only good for calming yourself down. Psychoactive shit is the shit you need to try

Terrence, pls go

I could if I wanted to desu. When you know how to control it, you can think of some pretty awesome things/theories.
pretty much. After doing some research into philosophers, physicians and inventors, I've come to realise that all of them were on drugs.
Even Nikolai Teslov

We trendin in kikebook because of our burqa ban. Stay woke ppl

How do we come to peace in the balkans?

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wtf, I kinda agree with that picture.
youtube.com/watch?v=JG6x4MHdTWM

genocide all muslims is a start

i know swans are considered the toppest of memes but that's the first suitable image i found

literally remove fyrom

steamroll fyrom just for fun, then build a wall on BG-FY border

delete all gypsy men and leave the good looking females alive, but don't let them spread the bad gypsy genes

four words S P Q R

so you mean sterilize them but fuck em any way?

show me 1(one) good looking gypsy women

im waiting

klimes gf

woman*

all banter aside there are some hot ass fucking gypsy sluts here and just two days ago while i was in pld i saw a 10/10 gypsy slut and my dick got hard and she kept looking at me 2bh

Build 10 meter electrified walls along all our borders so as to never come into contact with each other again, genocide muslims and gypsies :)

est ce que tu comprends le français, en étant roumain ?
because when I read romanian, I can understand a few words, but that's all
is romanian a hard language to learn ?

this
i always said ethically homogenous borders were the way to peace in balkans
shame we arent all islands

Yeah dude, holy shit I love that part of their character than makes them just stare at you. She just lets you KNOW she wants it.

Just walk around the 'hood'... I can't get you facebook pics, sorry.

Yes

buy FYROM is an island of stability and success, user

Multiculturism/marxism.
You have a government professionally removing all cultures and centralizing the power of the territories.

we arent stable precisely because of the multiculturalism u autist thats what im saying
homogenous macedonian towns are the most friendly comfy places in the balkans, were way better people than any of our warmongering neighbors actually

If we were islands, we'd fight over water territories :) Better to have clear-cut 10 meter wall borders and achieve homogeneous ethnic societies :)

Da, inteleg mare parte din franceza scrisa. Limba vorbita, mai greu, doar cateva cuvinte.

>is romanian a hard language to learn ?
depinde. Daca deja cunosti italiana, nu este dificil deloc. Cu franceza, trecerea la limba romana ar fii medie ca dificultate.

did you understand any of it?

holy fuck im tripping so hard right now that I can understand Romanian.

Shqipe at shkupi yo

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>ywn be based Albanian

jdimsa

Yok

youtube.com/watch?v=gjN5-f2MNWM
do you understand this old dacian song?

romanians special snowflakes

>Harambe
I think just the name is understandable enough.

Limba spaniola mai usor decat italiana.

>kurds

based hungarians

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So Croats are really a myth after all

it actually comes from the roman basillica, which was a state and religious building.

O fii accentul moldovenesc:)
nu inteleg mai nimic din spaniola. Dupa portugheza e cel mai greu de inteles.

So FYROM is really a myth after all

So that is why our seaside population is swarthy after all

so eastern bulgarians are turks after all

Here, I fixed our region

So Solun is Greek after all

So greater albania is justified after all

you forgot kosovo

kosovo is serbia

filled with wahhabis tho.........

Name ONE fyromian

>1/3 of Bulgaria is filled with turks

>you are angry that serbs will have a shooting range
Cmon senpai

I can live with this

kanye west

Are you a Greek?

actually i just now notice that drake looks like the average bulgarian just a biiit more swarthy lmao
scare him and he'll become lazar angelov

None of the territory marked with Turks is in Bulgaria faggot

Emperor Constantine

Napoleon

I didn't understand "limba vorbita[...]cuvinte" , but the rest was really clear

vorbita is a funny word
thanks i'll look more into it

Gotse Delchev

>tfw conjunctivitis

literally JUST fuck my shit up фam

Tsar Simeon

>no Great Macedonian sea

>conjunctivitis
wtf are these homo words
just call it pinkeye
also stop smearing shit on your eyes and you wont get it, thats how i got it when i was like 5, scratched my ass then my face

Look carefully :DD

i usually get it every year when it gets a bit colder be4 winter

Turk is pink nigger.

>Playing Attila: Total War
>Sclavenians invade my part of the Empire
>They have changed religions to Tengriism
What do I do with the Bulgarians?

best mim

Why do you do this?

Probably 3/1 modern Turkish population comes from Bulgaria t b h It's more than just a meem

>northeastern bulgaria
wew

so, how much for Constantinopole? I know you like to negotiate, what's your price?

Everyone hates muslims.

>have to get up at 6 tommorow
LOL

Because every now and then, some of your compatriots feel compelled to remind us that the whole peninsula actually belongs to them, so we resort in memes to ridicule their ludicrous claims

you mean today :)

Quality reply.

You're butthurt because of internet memes? Literally nobody here has time to care about that.

>claiming even "sandžak"
srsly

reffos coming back for more
germans give them cos they're cucks
jews-know-how-to-ruin-a-continent

jews got me feeling for your culture
open the borders wider
let them flood us
jeeeEEEeeew

youtube.com/watch?v=vh44zE-hlL4

It gives me great satisfaction that Fulgrim is Bulgarian

Two questions now

1) How old are you
2) How long have you been visiting /balk/

Yeap, you can't escape. Mars belongs to Albanians too

ancient illyrian bosnjoooci with ancient illyrian burek sa meso

I don't want to be rude but even if you gave your whole country you still can't afford Stanpoli :DD

i'm more butthurt with the fact that the commies forced the name of "sandžak" into use anyways desu

I heard you don't like the Lausanne treaty

How about you give us back Thrace and Asia Minor, turk?

>burek sa mesom
>implying burek isnt always with meat

>makkes and albos share the tendency to think they're anticki and claim other ppl's history and clay

hmmm truly drives you to considerations

Nikola Tesla

>bosnjook friend coming over
>give her burek sa sir

back to the bosnia with you, dođoš

I think that Erdoğan done this just for warning Greeks since you guys broke the Lausanne first.

meant for

20.
I've posted a few times in the past and then stopped browsing around.

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>he wrote 'ha ha' on himself

>turks accusing anyone of breaking treaties

You broke it first when you did those pogroms against Greeks of Istanbul. Now you can't complain for anything

Cool lad, it's just memes. None here has anything against you as a person, the problem is people don't like your nationalists much

d a m a g e d

sorry but im hercegovno

>herzegovina

herzegovinos are the real ex-yu jews not the zlovenes
every one hates u guys

Goce Delchevski

HN CNROMAШHHJE ZEMЛьE HN BEhEГ БOГATCTBA V KARAKTERNMA. HN MAHE 3EMЛьE, HN BEhEГ БPOJA ПPABNX ЛьVДN!

>ZEMЛьE
>ЛьE

totally unaesthetic

t. љycиф шaбoвcки

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MONAMI

KOOOoooMOOOoooN SAaAaAaVA

жaбoвcки*

t. Жaн-Жaбap ди Pибит

It wasn't in order t b h people get mad because they thought Greeks bombed Ataturk's house in Selaniqo :DD

>љ

Oh boy, more tricky letters from Mars

we have a bunch Џ Љ Њ Ѓ Ќ Џ

I can never tell if that's her nose or chin

vocaroo.com/i/s0w9nlTkjAux

t. Xavier Lapeyre de Cabanes

cool digits

>that perfect russian accent
what's going on there?

Beautiful language, what you don't like, Ahmed?

ЖУЛЮ HEM ПA ПAPCУКУ CE ПA ЮH ЛЯHГ ДЮ CИBИЛИЗACьOH

vocaroo.com/i/s0DgVKLwgx9H

t.guzobolni nehercegovci(((niza rasa)))
DA NEMA HERCEGOVACA JELI BI KORENJE, BRE

OH ДУA ЛИP MOH PЮШEPШ CИEHTИФИК КИ ЖE MAPКE "ЛEЗ AБИTЮД Д'AКУПЛЮMOH ДE TATAP: ЮH ETЮД КOMПХPAHCИB ДE PИTЮEЛ CEКCЮEЛ БЮЛГAP"

т. Жaн-Жaбap дь Блaтo

It is unaesthetic
see how this small letter is compared to the capital letters let's not lie to eachother, the most based written language is georgian
greek is also cool, but not moonrunes

dupa o nu nu ala as zice ca esti roman sa fiu sincer

>he even pronounces r correcty
whoa vladimir what are you doing in france

>the vukčić dynasty
literraly the biggest cancer after the crnojevići

georgian is literally incomprehensible moon runes, jean-jabar

arabic is for you, unironically
their script is pretty pleasant and all the letters combine perfectly
too bad spoken its disgusting
also thats just because that guy was memeing combining 2 letters
actual one looks like Љ љ

>mfw I have a deep voice so when I scream down in the dark to loud teens "namali muzikata che shte ti slezna ei" I sound like a 140kg drunk and they obey

>georgian looks good meme

youtube.com/watch?v=A-q6axIG1DM

What a faggot script, one can see that the inventor had an IQ smaller than 90

жeмepe пapтиципe a ceт eтюд мoн aми
жe дoya aпpeдp a тиpe a л apк кoм yн мoнгoл ?

where you at family?

also 140kg drunks with high voices are also scary lol

kek, reminds me of this bulgarian singing in french

youtube.com/watch?v=1GyuYOh6Dgs

starts @ 2:27

>A U O I E O U O A

that's french? what the fuck
it sounds like dutch or german or arabic

those looks like hungarians t b h

great macedonian minds

youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg

1:08 tengri mentioned
1:10 bulgarian history begins

you sudenly made me want pita/burek with zelenica or sir

I should visit my mom :^)

what the fuck is a burek

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haha i know these fags. used to laugh at them before i forgot them

>burek sa sirom

literally only the facial hair. his eyes are not squintshits

"react at the speed of light"
"we're all on the same earth, so know how to live with your father, lift off the dust"

not trolling

doing a brit post in a balk thread with a sve flag

ur so kulchurd

Are we posting meme raps now?

youtube.com/watch?v=HhszQbOl95k

idk but i might post some

youtube.com/watch?v=EgQKok82Ii0

>sarajevska pita
>burek

>he doesn't know burek
holy fuck are you even balkan?
shits on every street here

wat do now

wtf? That's actually pretty good.

FINGER INDE PUPPER

this just looks like banica

ova e pita so meso

wat's baneekuh, cracka?

This is called витa бaницa c кaймa.

OФЛьOHГEHA ПИTA CO мEco

post some bulgarian folk songs

Just finished Hyper light drifter really good game

aha zgresiv
pic related, the curled one we call pita
but theyre pretty similar
always either with meat, cheese or "pizza" with pizza ingridients

looks fun ill try it

dayim, don't get me wrong, i like pixelated games like the quest for glory series, but this shit's on a whole other level

жoгypтa пo вкyceн ли e oт киceлoтo млякo

youtube.com/watch?v=QvOQeLf0lGs

did you try that with eurocream and plazma?
fucking cancer

мoжe дa e пo-вкyceн нo гo блъcкaт c химикaли и cъc cигypнocт нe e пo-пoлeзeн

cъщo тaкa в мaкeдoнижa нямaт лaктoбaцилyc тaтapикyc :)

that shit was as some dark souls shit really colorfull game

I like these.
0.2 euro :D

perfect

looks too flat tbqh

looks tasty what is it

youtube.com/watch?v=BwF8FaRkdvw

нaш јoгypт = вaш aиpaн миcлaм
јoгypт ce миcли нa тeчнoтo тyкa, гycтo aмa yштe тeчнo
дoдeкa нaшe киceлo млeкo = aнглиcки "yoghurt"
delete this right now

>wake up
>see this
what do?

>0.2 euro :D

Smaller bureks with cottage cheese.

wake up

demek airan

youtube.com/watch?v=CEfPo9R4K7g

HOL UP
It really costs 20 cents?
dayum

Banica ve moi

ne ne e banica
burek e balkanski fast food razlicno e
sekoja ulica ima burekgilnica tuka

we should start importing albo food tbx, it will boost all our economies and make albania richer so they can finance their military and we can split maqqedoniya with them :)

>demek
tamam

this is literally the most common food in breakfast stores here

called banichka

balkanski turk food *

20-30 cents.
It's the most popular fast food around.

ko?

Znam kakvo e Burek I e absoliutno sushtoto. V BG ima sigurno 50 vida Banica, ednata totalno razlichna ot drugata. Pri vas tova vurvi pod turskata duma Burek.

poveketo od balkanskoto jadenje e turkfood
si probal burek tuka, u srbija, u bosna itn? i nie imame banica i nasata banica e mnogu razlicna

t. Sofiiska banica

looks the same as our banichka
its the most popular fast food here because its cheep and delicious

there's cottage cheese in them usually

do you like this ?
youtube.com/watch?v=Wsi2xvbTwQw
youtube.com/watch?v=d1eQLw0Nwto
it's really gay, but I discovered her yesterday and I like it
She is a Greek, that's probably why she's good 2bh
all the things the greek touch turn into gold

Probval sum v Germania v TURSKI restaurant. Ima s meso (kaima) ili sirene I spanak.

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kvo znachi tamam we?

on point" some selyaks use it even here

Because it is the same. The drink is also the same. In general balk food looks like poor man food. Even the meat, it always lacks sauce or some finesse, you can see its food to eat fast in between all the wars, theres no space for creativity.

oh
here's it's taman

ddz v bg e poznato kato "tamyn" vypreki che na t*rski e tamam

polzva se za "tykmo" spored nedochul ganyo, no v deistvitelnost tamam oznachava "okei, dobre, qsno" i t.n.

its taman here as well

bosanski burek > turski burek dbi

We have it as tamun

yes its taman here too but u get the point

Ti pa nishto ne znaesh, moi.
Mnogo si slab

тaмaн/тaмън

koi toz ganyo we

it looks tasty AF desu.
That "milk" bottle looks atrocious tho

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Bay Ganyo (Bulgarian: Бaй Гaньo, pronounced [ˈbaj ˈɡanʲo]; also transliterated as Bai Ganio or Baj Ganjo) is a fictional character created by Bulgarian author Aleko Konstantinov (1863–1897). He is at present considered an exemplary image of an anti-hero: uneducated, ignorant, egoistic. Sometimes perceived as a stereotype of the uneducated, profit-driven Bulgarian and indeed the average Balkan person, he is often seen merely as a social stereotype, a member of the Principality of Bulgaria's newly formed lower middle-class.

>take multivitamins
>pee in piss jar
>piss looks bright yellow like lemonade

thank you based B2 vitamin

bay ganyo stories are comfy as fuck 2bh

SOMEBODY SAID LIMUNADA??@?@??@2!!

Bay is a Bulgarian honorary title to refer to older or more influential persons: the character's first name is Ganyo, and his family name has been attested as either Ganyo Somov or Ganyo Balkanski. Bay Ganyo is the protagonist of a novel-like series of satirical feuilletons by Aleko Konstantinov. The first part of the series tells of Bay Ganyo's journeys to various European cities and compares the character's culture to that of their residents. The second part satirizes the political problems of the day of the post-Liberation Bulgarian society in the late 19th century.

how's your first piss in the morning? I take vitamin B complex and in the morning it's brownish gold and for the rest of the day is like yours.

Are Paraguay and Uruguay Argentina's Macedonia?

LE LOOK AT HOW LE DUMB AND LE UNCULTURED AND SAVAGE WE LE ARE XDDD WHILE EUROPEANS ARE SO LE INTELLIGENT AND CULTURED XDDD WE ARE POOR THEY RICH XDDD SO COMFY

:DDDDDDDDDdddddd

I don't know, pretty normal I guess.. Until I take muh vitamins. After that it's highlighter pee for the rest of the day.

I've also measured my urine's acidity in the morning and it's within normal ranges.. I drank nothing but alcaline water for 3 months and it didn't change much. Meh, I've fallen for the health meme too many times.

I drink a lot of tea, so mostly incolor
why do you take vitamins for ?

Pfff its so boring

Your body can't get the vitamins and minerals from GMO foods and the soils are already jewed beyond repair, so the normal thing to do would be to supplement, my vitamin-deficient friend.

>According to a Nielsen study in 2009, 40% of the world’s population use vitamin supplements. The countries with this highest percentage of their population using vitamin supplements are the Philippines and Thailand (66%). The US comes in at 56%, with 40% using vitamins daily. The US also has the highest volume of vitamin consumption. The two countries with the lowest vitamin use are France (17%) and Spain (13%).

he sounds like itar pejo

life ? ikr lol

anybody up for some game ?
cah ?

B12 is a very good vitamin, but it's relatively expensive. It makes your piss stink, used it years ago before football matches.

how come fyromians know about hitar petar?

wew, 40% ?

i've literally never heard of anyone IRL that takes vitamin supplements, the 17% explains it

You mean en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitar_Petar

cause he was fyromian himself ?

I bought the 1000mg kind. I think I got ripped off tbx, because it looks, tastes like candy and the effects couldn't even be felt tbx.

мaкe Bulgaria гpeaт aгaйн

youtube.com/watch?v=lNFmPjP0jYc

who else /homoswedishmusic/

>Hitar Petar or Itar Pejo (Bulgarian: Хитъp Пeтъp, Macedonian: Итap Пeјo, "Sly Peter") is a character of Bulgarian folklore. Hitar Petar is a poor village farmhand, but possesses remarkable slyness, wit and wile. He is often presented as the "typical Bulgarian" and the perpetual antagonist of either the rich nobles, clerics and money lenders or the "typical Ottoman" — Nasreddin, whom he always manages to outwit. He is therefore regarded as a strictly positive figure and a hero of the common folk.

No, it's just another figure you stole from us. Amazing, even him?

If your piss doesn't smell it's not real

wasnt he from mariovo

hitar petar is more of a robin hood type during ottoman days
bay ganyo is a walking balkan stereotype in newly liberated Bulgaria
he travels Europe and shit

youtube.com/watch?v=6-9srDRQ44s

HIT ME
HITME
HITLE
HITLER

>why do you take vitamins for ?
Because I'm not sick, but I feel there is some unbalance in my body, I don't feel right so I take vitamins. I don't know if it's ok, but I take them only after an intensive research on the internet. And also I'm afraid that if I go to the doctor because I'm dizzy or smth he'll tell me I have cancer

>As a character, Hitar Petar first appeared in the 16th–17th century, when Bulgaria was still under Ottoman rule. Tales on his deeds are present in the folklore of all regions inhabited by Bulgarians: Dobrudja, Thrace, Macedonia. It is generally thought that the original Hitar Petar lived somewhere in present-day North-Western Bulgaria. He was introduced to literature, with Iliya Blaskov publishing several anecdotes involving him. His feats were adapted to an opera in 1967 and two comedy films, Nastradin Hodzha i Hitar Petar of 1939 and Hitar Petar of 1960.

>In the Republic of Macedonia, it is thought that Hitar Petar (Itar Pejo) is a native of the region of Mariovo, an opinion not popular elsewhere, and a monument to the character was built in Prilep.[2]

Read the English wiki, not yours.

wasnt he like trolle master

[discREDDITedD]

he was
that's why his name is sly peter

i never read wiki

t. profesor akademicki

loved those guys, one of the best concerts I went to. That swedish leftist faggotry was just a curiosity.Wonder what happened to them
youtube.com/watch?v=gXh5t_VOVNk

everything about us in wiki is writen by blgarski i grcki hakeri

>bulgars claiming itar pejo
what the fugg
hes 100% macedonian fuck off

shut up or i kal dinko :))

we'll just arrest him like we did last time

aight balk, moving to uni, cya in few days.

EЛAДA ЛИMУHAДA

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mashala

>it's now noon in new zealand
really makes you think

>new zealand
gypsy education

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it's quarter past one retard cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=NwPzrK0AwW0

holy shit its just like muh vidya games

that's noon you rude cunt

noon is 12 m8

i for one salute the irish colonial empire

youtu.be/YPDKghnMtmQ?t=29

sorry, forgot you live in the asshole of the Earth. Noon is 12-14 here up north

Brat
Istyrvah si podmishnicata

:@

kak we

NZ WE PROSTO PADNA OT NISHTOTO

em brat nz ako iskash da doida neshto da napraim nz pak ti si reshavash