/asean/ comfy sunday edition

thanks maple-kun

Alice giving me a handjob

Ahhh just finished fapping

youtube.com/watch?v=70nxZpblKws
Thoughts?

Wake up!

I'm awake

Good

>a fucking leaf supporting a communist despot
>a fucking leaf

Tell me something cute about Indonesia.

Frogs
richard-seaman.com/Travel/Indonesia/Herps/

lately my DotA2 games have been ruined by Indokers on my team. why is this so?

get a taste of your own medicine

>playing DotA 2 in the first place
>playing any kind of ASSFAGGOTS game

The annoying peenoise who play cores at least have mechanical skill.

Life sucks as a SEA support

It's like pickup basketball really. Every game is different, 5 v 5, playing with your pals against other people, having nothing but your experience and skills developed through the years.

Do you play irl sports with your friends?

Sometimes.

Only soccer, though.

Oh, soccer wasnt popular here back when I was a kid. Plus having to find a place to play is kinda hard.

Basketball courts are pretty common here.

Now that we're living in the glorious Third World Reich, which Zeon MS would you pilot?

Does it come in black?

Bangon na,bakit pa kayo inaantok?

di ako makatulog kakaisip sa'yo

ngek pickup pa more.pinaglalaroan mo lang ako.tse!

They have a funny way of calling some stuff like calling squids cumi-cumi.

totoo kaya! cute mo kasi

>sotong
then what do you call cuttlefish?
jesus, your language seems retarded
>peti air
>mangga
>pemadam
>durian belanda

ang landi ni ate

Weirdnose is my gf

kainis ka, magka edad lang tayo

hot brazilian-japanese or GTFO

Panget ampota

Sotong is the blanket term.
Also its peti ais, literally ice box.
Its not strange when you consider that the name of these items other than ones brought by Dutch and Portugese are based on english, this is why we call trucks lori which is based on lorry.
Pemadam is the same
erase - padam so eraser-pemadam ( a tool to erase)
Penghapus literally means the destroyer.
It seems like some of yours are based on Dutch loan words which makes it sounds strange to us.

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padam is extinguish here

>kotse
>parmasya
>Ospital
>tiket
>silid tulugan

>tindahan
>agila
>bisikleta
>sapatos
>durungawan
>idk what that is

>kandado
>pambura
>dalandan
>tanda
>bakol
>balde

>sinehan
>pantalon
>nars
>truk
>gulong
>Baka

>kuneho
>alimasag/talanka/katang
>pusit
>don't stare don't stare.just smile and wave
>eruplano/salipawpaw
>ref/pridyeder

>implying I'm ARMMfag
>kuhol
>kawayan
>paliparan/palapagan
>tuwalya
>tutpeyst

oo na
alam ko na gusto mo lang magpapalibre

Does eating maggi make you fat?

you will get really sick

Only applies to fire extinguisher (pemadam api).
>don't stare don't stare.just smile and wave
Kek, here langgar means 'to run over /road accident'.
>Where you going with that lorry bro
>Its prayer time, I need to run over.
>implying I'm ARMMfag
What about tengkolok?
Or any sort of traditional headgear.
No, only leukaemia.

i can feel the shallowness of asians such as the one in that pic leaking through my monitor

Back in my college days it made me thin as fuck, my bmi was under the okay range.

Drinking soda, sugary drinks make you fat

>Or any sort of traditional headgear.
salakot
there are many different styles of them though
from turtle shells to woven ones

>durungawan
???

Bintana

bintana is loanword from spain

She looks 75% Chinese

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Fgheyghiu 'ou aadr thagyiu

Sup fags

only those with gold account can talk to me

So is parmasya, ospital, tiket, agila, kandado, nars, trak, eroplano, tutpeyst

s-sorry po

panyapak = shoes
Galura = eagle
Saluwal = pants
Pasimada(dk if loan word) = toothpaste
kahel = orange (dalandan is ok)

>galura
>kahel
>pasimada

Sasakyan
Pagamutan
Ospital
Ti-ket
Tulugan

Tindahan
Lawin
Bisikuleta
(Suot) Pamaa / Sapatos
Bintana
Duryan

Kandado / Taranka / Panara
Pamura / Pangbura / Pambura
Ponkan / Dalandan
Libre / Libure
Takuyan / Lalagyan
Timba / Tinba

Sine
Ma'ong / Pantalon
Nars
Trak / Turak
Gulong
Baka

Koneho
Alimango
Pugita
Moske
Eroplano / Panlipad
Palamigan / Rep

Gora
Suso
Kawayan
Paliparan
Binpo / Bimpo / Pamunas
Plancha

Lol what kind of dialect is that?

>Plancha
that isn't an iron

Cred Forums has a new cuckstamp feature
attention seeker like tripfags would love to use it and that's annoying

What?

Explain?

I couldn't see it clearly, it's angled differently.

It's Hiso / Panihiso then.

>tfw not in a comfy part of SEA surrounded by friends and loved ones

Indon please don't leave us hanging like this.

the Cred Forums pass cuckstamp

All the more reason we can point and laugh at people

That is fake la. See I've signed in to my pass, put since4pass in my options and no stamp showed up.

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Wait what the fuck? Literally why?

heh

>paid for Cred Forums pass
cuck

Fuck I think it's just a joke for Cred Forums's birthday.

>brunei gave me a (You)
Worth every penny.

Stop doing that you cuck.

and now she has retreated back into her shell, so adorable.

heh

lawin is more of a falcon or hawk

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Mes amis...

Bonjour

Je ne parle pas français

Moi non plus.

Good opportunity for ASEAN countries.
asia.nikkei.com/Politics-Economy/Economy/Japan-desperate-for-foreign-farmers

>Zikapore
Please do health screening

Cuttlefish = Sotong katak
Squid (general) = Sotong
Octopus = Sotong Kurita
Jellyfish = Obor-obor
Shemale = Sutun

Will not make you fat, it will make you crave for more. Also, make your hair thinner.

Not that user, but I won mine from contests. Hehe

Contests?

hey guys, im thinking of moving to the south eastern regions of asia. which country is the best?

Malaysia.

blowjob contest

>Sutun

hehe

poo in malaysia

>A country filled with muslims talking about shit

Should interracial relationships be banned?

>A country filled with shit talking about muslims

Meme aside, Malaysia. They have a lot of Indian there. So, it'll be easy for you to fit in.

Brunei. They accept all South Asian labors, but not Indonesian labors.

No. I hav white gf. I love her.

Lies and slander.
Malaysian is the best bet.

malaysian girls love keling dick

Come here macha

>talking about shit even though your country isnt even a fourth as developed as us

>it's not lies when it's the truth
Have you ever drive till Sungai Tujuh? I saw many bangladeshi workers working on the road over there.

done.

Brb applying for license to drive grandpa's clayson 1545.
Then again tuna fishing for Mr Chang sound pretty good too.
India pls stop driving local barbers out of business.

Actually Indian barbers are going out of business because of growing hipster barbershop by locals, at least here in Klang Valley.

Pls stop.

come to philippines kumar, enrich our genepool

my surname isnt kumar, but ok

Can you guys read da Allahu Akbar language?

>growing hipster barbershop
Wait, is that a trend in M'laysia too? I though that's only in Indog.

>hipster barbershop
How much do they pay for that?
Indians cut your hair for RM6-7 in Kedah.

test

takbir

who is this girl, nosechan, that seems to be popular here?
is she some kind of celebrity? google image search doesn't return many results.

>rumah sakit
kek

Battah bah atu

Anime is degeneracy!

Canatah jua.

I always dreamed of going on a walkabout in Straya while munching on tuckka and blowing my digeriedoo as I march through the billabongs

>Read
Yes
>understood
Some

Yes

RM15~RM20. It's worth the money considering Indian here charges RM10, and they can only do one type of haircut while the hipster barber can actually do a decent haircut, you just need to name the hairstyle that you want. Another plus is you can actually enjoy hip music while getting your haircut, not the 24/7 Tamil songs

a photographers whore
she sucks dicks and fucks photographers to spread her pictures
i know girls who do this for fame

Yes, I don't understand it though.

>not the 24/7 Tamil songs
KEK

A bit.

I can read Qur'an but I can't read /mena/ text book.

Same but
>pronounciation and tajweed
JUST
You need something else other than 80's straight cut and tunak tunak tun/kuchi kuchi hota hai?

tunak tunak tun/kuch kuch hota hai are hindi. tamil songs all sound the same with noisy indian drum background

t. Indian music expert

Imagine having to listen to them at max volume EVERY NIGHT while you're at your uni hostel

Which uni is this?

Most people here like naruto and bleach though

Malaysia needs designated shitting streets

I can read MENA text, butchered the spoken ones though. Misriyah arabic is convenient for starters.

Uniten. Malay is like 35%, Indian 30%, Chinese 25%, Arab/African 10%

Our Indians actually poo in the loo, he will have to comply with this if he wants to visit this country.

Hi junior, welcome to Uniten and enjoy the shitty environment.

>Imagine having to listen to them at max volume EVERY NIGHT
I feel bad for you, but holy shit.

I already finished la. EP. You?

Nope. He must assimilate. No street dumping allowed. Being clean is part of Sunnah and Iman.
Or..
He's more than welcome to go to like-minded flipland.

Info. Sys. finished too. I remember staying amanah and idiots upstairs would throw garbage out their window and the wind would blow it into my room.

more like sillypenis mirite lol pls respond please

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If I were you, I would knock their floor during bed times with steel from below.

Do Indians host loud parties in their rooms?

Yes, and they dance too.

You can find alcohol bottles on the floor and the elevator would smell like piss and vomit after they came back from the night club

Why keling is a no-no word?

Ugh, for real? Are they full blown Indian or mixed Malay-Indian.

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Malaysian Indian. Mostly Tamils. Punjabis don't mix around with them.

nggak pada nonton f1 coy?

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goddamn you guys are racist as fuck

>Borefest1
Call me again when MotoGP is airing.

Its politically incorrect nowdays.

Don't they call that to each other like american black people call each other niggers?

Why keling? Is it because of the old Kalinga Empire? Or because the anklets around their legs go "kling kling"?

it'll give you kidney stones

I want to get out of this shithole, I just can't wait for 6 years. Send help.

Come to Sabah and we'll give you citizenship

finally
just get a passport, apply tourist visa its easy as fuck then fuck off and hide, become illegal.

Pose as Syrian

Poor indians used to be called stuff like keling botol/besi/etc since they collect recycling materials and also have some bad reputation in dealing with stolen metal funding drug addicts. Some poor estate indian involved in gangsters or crime can also be referred by the term keling.
So using the term keling can be interpreted like calling someone nigger instead of black man. Can be dangerous sometimes especially in places like Kulim with 50% Malay 50% estate indians where gangs would surround police station making demands to the police.

What do you call this

Naruto is a good anime.

Donut

too sweet

Not sure on the origin, its been like that for a long time, probably indian subcontinent in general
Masala jelly vadai onigiri

I choked on these once, it was not a pleasant experience.

how can you choke on these?
They are good but prefer the savory ''donut'' more

youtube.com/watch?v=1R_xto2LmHs

I tried to gobble it up in one go, I was a dumb kid.

Kelinciku kelinciku
Kau manis sekali
Melompat kian kemari
Sepanjang hari
Aku ingin menemani
Sepulang sekolah
Bersamamu lagi
Menari-nari

Kue Cincin. I love this

Its called kuih peneram

is nothing, i once choked on maggi

BERDUA DENGAN MU
PASTI LEBIH BAIK

i mean the indian salty fried donut

AKU YAKIN ITU

In Kelantan/Terengganu it's telinga keling

Ateneo literally getting blacked today

Kek, did you choke on dodol too?

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If you think kotong cops are bad, just wait until Operation Tokhang reaches maximum saturation

how is kotong cops bad?

>Hitam keling
>id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keling
Keling in bahasa Indonesia is affiliated with something black and oily until it's kinda shiny (sweaty nigger), just like that snack.

No offense, Just sayin.

Kek, do you have indians in Indonesia too? What do you call them?

Nice trips btw

Konekku keling

>never heard of kotong cops
come on man

>Do you have indians in Indonesia too?
Nope. Not at all. It's really nothing compared to Indian populations in Malaysia.
But a lot of Indonesian culture is influenced by Hindu/India since Srivijaya & Majapahit.

we call indians 'bumbay'

Yeah SEA used to be India's bitch :^)

From "Bombay", I presume?

DELET THIS

Meme aside, India never really conquered SEA, though. Only our Ancestors were big Indiaboo back then.

We wuz Krishna, Bodhi and shit

Hinduism, not even once.

Why do ploppers like to race mix so much? Most of them here jump on Dutch or Chinese right away. Both male and female.

I kinda hate Balinese because of this

nice....before Cred Forums im doing this kind of work 5 years ago

feels good even though it made me a nigger

Dutch girls are cute

But I don't want my son getting bald at a young age

Sunday is Funday

Sunday is School Day

Dutch men are short too.

It's public holiday la

t. Sultan Ibrahim Ismail

Are the women taller than them?

No, I'm just here to remind the Dutchlets and everyone else that they're petite in comparison.

You must be joking, I met a Dutch guy once and he was tall as fuck. I decided to stand next to him and he was at least a foot taller than me.

and that was when he was sitting down.

We're about the same size as you Yugos. Why can't we just be tall together?
Dutch-Indo blanda upps are pretty tall too, just take a look at Geert Wilders.
Some women are taller than most men (pic related), but that's rare.

Really? I know a few balinese and they're really discreet about being hindus.

You must be joking, dude. Dutch is tall as fuck.
I think the short one comes from Italy & Spain.

how's your day, lads?

Sometimes I'm glad that dutch was our dad, cuz they didn't give us nigger, ayrab, and indian to our country.

I went to a kenduri, other than that nothing happened.

they gave us begedil

>Dutch is tall as fuck
>he fell for the meme

Reminded me of this

>I'm glad that dutch was our dad
DELET THIS

Oh ok

Pretty hot. I wanna see her butt

Glad Spain wasn't our coloniser.

Begedil is superior food!

Ur just mad cuz UK was your dad and he gave u keling lmao

How is history about James Brooke taught in Brunei? is he an enemy? friend? neutral?

Volleyball bottoms are generally not xbawxhueg. But I like them anyway.
Just starting and kind of lazy. I should really do some homework.

I want a harem of pinoy qts to ride my face.

Neutral. Kinda like what happens happens attitude.

>Iberians being in charge of colonisation
Dodged a bullet there didn't we, lads

I just wanna stick my dick in them and watch them work it

Gay

>dad

>roleplaying countries
>indonesia calling netherlands daddy

cringe

Pathetic

It could be worse.

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>bumiputera
cringe
pathetic

>tionghua
gay

>tfw you'll never enjoy bumiputera priviledge

>bisaya
lower than nematodes

>lower than nematodes

porifera?

>bhinneka tunggal ika
oh wow

Hi

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>3dpd

is she alright?

how do i get philippino gf?

I just found her on my bathroom, what i should i do /asean/?

ps: i dont have eggs

no problem

ask yourself, what would Najib do?

Ask her for cough up the rent money she's gonna owe you

Blow her up into a million pieces?

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So I am back to inquire about the feet of your girls

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What feet?

>DU30 never intended to offend the memories of muh six gorillons

Malay, Indon, Flip, you name it.

Cuter than anyone's else.

Here you go

Great pic/

That's pretty Haram bro

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What does Cool Ranch Doritos taste like? I can't find them here in my are and I hear they're really good.

Feet

masturbating as we speak

FEET

Where exactly in Malaysia can I fuck a girl like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=fdQgPu3iUYk

FEET

Kedah

Singapore.

I swear Kedah and Aceh probably have the sluttiest girl who would eat your unwashed ass if you ask them for a quick fuck in the hotel.

Joyce Chu is from JB, do you think I can visit Singapore and then head over to JB real quick to score a double-fuck?

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>I swear Kedah and Aceh probably have the sluttiest girl who would eat your unwashed ass
Booking my coach ticket now.

>then head over to JB real quick to score a double-fuck?
Sure, why the fuck not.

>Going to the literal rice fields just for a fugg

ha ha ha fuck the melbourne storm t b h l a d s

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Eh jangan lah. My father from Kulim I tell you

Is Shuumatsu no Izetta /asean/ approved anime or not?

>Magical girls riding (destructive) long metal rod, in WW2 Germania

I'll give it a try

Don't forget to sleep early tonight, it's Monday tomorrow. Mr Chang wants you in the office by 8.30am.

Esok cuti la

pasal apa

Pasal 39 tentang Hak Asasi Manusia

Poland is literally the arsehole of the world.

Today is awal muharam, tomorrow is a replacement holiday.

Polish sounds like a retarded snake having a stroke while blowing it's own tail. Pierdol sie, kurwa.

Is he trying to be funny?

All ethnic Chinese in this thread are welcome over at /sino/.
Kthnxbai

idk. maybe proxy but this is still very sad

Who?

xie xie

>philippines
>260 million people
>50 tiny islands

>FIN.land
>is where memes begin

only 100mil
are you suprised we still manage our shit?

>manage our shit
Very VERY debatable my flipfriend

>are you suprised we still manage our shit?

What management?

don't call me friend,singapore is not my friend

New thread

>260 million people
>50 tiny islands
>philippines
that's a weird way of spelling java, suomi.

Le POO XDD